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ANIME
This Laimer guy is pretty good
anime is for faggots
anime
Anime
The african man marches on
>>154420802basado
JUST PUT THE WC IN THE BAG LIL NIGGA
Atletico will destroy both teams
I forgot to set my recording of this before leaving for work today…
MONO
>5 min>no goali sleep
>>154420784russian fraud i'll send him to kursk if psg dont go the finals
we need the six seven
Kvara's hammy exploded during the first half and still played 35' of the second. Now he will miss the second leg.
>>154420835
>>154420835KWAB
>>1544208355'5" (165cm) reporting in
>>154420821You're gonna get wirtzed in the Ro16
>>154420802kek
First for Izzy
>>154420825based britbro
>>154420802basadinho
>lolise
>>154420648its a israeli website, should i worry?
>>154420819BUT FÜHRER, WE CAN BARELY FULFILL THESE ONES!
>>154420825How...?
>>154420835I'm a 5'7 mexican
>>154420852Isn't that the girl who hates being sexualised?
>Olise dribbling and confusing everyone, including his teammates
Watching this as an Arsenal fan hurts knowing that they would crumble from a 2 goal deficit
>>154420857lmao what a fucking manlett. 170cm giant
>6 minutes with no goalFucking semen slurp
>10 shots on target>9 goalsWhy even have GKs at that point
It's over for psg. Kvara and Nuno are dead.
Cam on 'arryScore a fackin goal
>>154420865semenized pasta
>>154420870Common Izzy W
>>1544208575’4 and 3 quarters and completely hairless here.
>>154420852Imagine how loud the plaps would be if you fucked her doggy
come on faggots score more goals or i'll chimp out
>>154420885>>154420886Kek
6-4meme game kek
few too many passes completed there for my liking given we're over the 80 minute mark
>>154420835thats the average height of american "men"
>>154420857Hi qt
Zesty
halal football
kvara out... c'est fini
>
>>154420908Why do white women love ruining themselves?
Semen slurping game
>>154420835kwabt 5'8.5''
>You now remember Kane is on the pitch and all he did was score a meme penalty
>>154420802fpbp
>>154420885>>154420886
>>154420954assisted the 4th bayern goal
>>154420943they look incredibly french, even for french people
>>154420958Ok I won’t
>>154420954I dont recall such a thing
My girlfriend is taller than meWhat do?
>>154420954Assisted the 4th goal
>>154420944It's a british thing, you wouldn't understand.
>>154420954assist on the last goal
>>154420870she reminds me so much of my ex. nearly identical. aaaahhhhhhh
>>154420954>>154420958
Nooooooooo trollbar mayulu
wew what a trollpost
I am the tallest man in this thread (6'7" (200cm)) and I declare all of you shorter men to be my brothers.
>>154420847What invisible hand is slicing hamstrings and ACLs? They're saying Ney has the death note but why would he do kvara
>>154420958>>154420954yep
>>154420954the 4th goal he assisted
TROLLPOST
>assisting a goal that existed because of pure skill and improv
>>154420784these two are trash they are like a fighter with deadly ko power with no chin. its arsenal's ucl
>>154420970get pegged
>no goals in almost 20 minutesthis sport sucks
i am the exact median mean and mode height itt (5’10”)
>>154420994>>154420995Based Nagelsmann
Hakimi killed
inb4 1min stoppage
this are the games I like. Picture unrelated
Score sum fakin goals
>>154420557stop being a faggot
>>154420972true, black women here make themselves look ridiculous too
>>154420983Thanks, bong
I can't get over english commentators calling Vitinha Vitinya.
>turn left>turn rightHakimi ded
Bro Neuer is so fucking shit when kicking the Ball away
>>154421011Unironically why lower league games are better
Okay, now it's actually over. 3 dead players for the second leg.
Hakimi dead
This game
>its all egyptian, malysian, algerian and pakistani flags shilling for the premier leagueThe memes write themselves
>>154420983how big is your cock, be honest
>>154421020Jesus christ almighty
>ACK!imi
>>1544208216a3k
pee as gee looks knackered, suspect they won't survive the 2nd leg
wonder if it will slurp
>>154421025How is it pronounced?
>>154421041Arsenal are going to win bro. It's in the script
bros i ate some pasta and it feels like its going down my throat in slow motionis this what heart burn is - shit is giga uncomfortable
Hakimi and my stream died at the same time
>>154421054facts
Believe in Britain
>>154421060“man let”
>>154421048>Kvara hakimi outHmm....And Enrique cant sub anymore
10 min added time.
>>154421062Rare
Hello friends
>>154421059>>154421060Ah yes
Imagine how epic if it went 6-7
>>154421060knowing portuguese it will be vhhhnnhhhnhh or something
>>154420970Height surgery so you can look like peter crouch
>>154421042My cock is, in genuinely sincerely not trying to be funny on 4chan, 6 inches soft. It remains unused, however.
>>154421054its always been the case
>>154421066bayern should be
SIR 'ARRY 90+3
>>154421041i dont watch footy anymore i just shitpost and i know arsenal is the favorite dummy
hakimi dood, wat nou?
>>154421088where is her cock?
>>154421088Where's her fucking cock?
>>154421060vitinzzhhhh
>>154421100rob someone
Lads, would you have pledged allegiance to Pompey or to Caesar?
selfkwab
>>154421070How does anyone have enough self control to not touch a female like this when you see her? Id have to grab her boobs or ass
>>154421104>>154421112In my butt
>>154421048They're playing Leyton Orient on the weekend, that's basically a full week to recover.
>>154421072nuno mendes also got taken out no?he didn't look very comfortable before getting subbed out
>>154421081stomach cumshot
>>154421060Technically it is Viti-nya but the portuguese "nya" is closer to a "nhuh" while english people saying it sound like anime cats.
>>154421104>>154421112interesting...
>>154421015>REPENT
The nh sound is the same as the italian gn, as in lasagna
>9 goals>+4 added What a joke.>>154420983202cm here btw.
>blacksonforgot this nigga even existed
>>154421104>>154421112
a lot of spaghetti spilled there
STOP POSTING PORN INSTEAD POST ANIME>inb4 anime
>>154421130I think soSecond leg is seriously grim
>>154421077don't
>>154421097It is illegal for you to joke about Hitler
>>154421088nice pussy
>>154421134how do you say nhuh
Thoughts and feelings?
>>154421103yeah its me lad - karma my dick if you are talking about last gamealso a drank a bunch but its not fucking off, not worried but it sucks
Post it
Keeper ded
SAFONOV DEAD
>>154421134i thought it was vit-in-yuh
Obvious draw coming up here
Simeone - Arteta defence masterclass next.
>>154421166>>154421146
Chevalier IN
>>154421157anime is for faggots
>>154421129
>>154421123I want a gf with big boobs
Joao Neves is actually incredible...mad that they scammed millions out of United
>>154421123imagine the back pain hnnngg
>>154421146>>154421182most british people say lasanya desu
>90+2 subHumilliation ritual
why isn't this goalie in /chug/?
>>154421146You guys sound russian to our ears, it's very weird
>>154421169most symmetrical face i've seen
This gay scoreline was reached 60 minutes ago
>>154421204>>154421197Well then it can't be helped.
did the frogs steal the chiesa song? liverpool's influence is insane.
Full timeWhat a meme game.
i are think it was a decent game to be desu tomorrow finna clear thoughbeit
I think this semen slurping post... is for me!
what a fucking match lads>5 threadsare we back?
>>154421202I said the same thing when I went to Portugal
>>154421088good thing she's naked otherwise i would have call her A MAN
dam
>From this kino to the slurp of all slurps tomorrow
Who else is excited for the match tomorrow?
based gameonto tomorrows excitement.....
Noyah status?
>>154421192>UgarteNo refund
>>154421088who???
See you for another goalfest tomorrow bros!
>>154421181>park 10 men in defence>Pass between CBs>Raya pretends to be injured each half for a team talk >Spend minimum 45 seconds setting up every set piece to waste timeNot really what I would call a masterclass, more like hand holding because you don't trust them
Nice sport
Pyrrhic victory for PSG. They're going to get destroyed next week.
This game man
Do it for her.....
see you tomorrow
don't forget to bring your semen slurping mugs tomorrow lads
will he answer the call?
see you lads tomorrow for terrorismball
FULL TIMEPARIS SAINT-GERMAIN 5-4 BAYERN MUNICH>PARIS SAINT-GERMAIN 5-4 BAYERN MUNICHPARIS SAINT-GERMAIN 5-4 BAYERN MUNICH>PARIS SAINT-GERMAIN 5-4 BAYERN MUNICHPARIS SAINT-GERMAIN 5-4 BAYERN MUNICH>PARIS SAINT-GERMAIN 5-4 BAYERN MUNICH
>Possession FC vs Bus Park United tomorrow
>thisSoulless>arsenal -atletiSovl
>PSG v Bayern kino>Arsenal v Atletico will be slop
>>154421123you fuckin simps ruined dating this 5/10 whore will tell you she would date you only if you only make 150k and youare a 8/10 on a looks scale
Now we wait for the most boring 0-0 of all time tomorrow.
>>154420784It's undecided50/50
Is PSG a honorary German team?
PSG won by 1 goal at the cost of half of their players dying
scored 5 goals for only a 1-0 lead... well at least we didn't lost
Classic game, shame Arsenal play tomorrow and ruin the mood
PSG players look like they just lost 0-3
You guys don’t want to admit it but we all know Arsenal is winning the UCL
>>154421267Arsenal are a souless homo club
turned the match on at 70 minutes because i forgot it was tonight :(
implessive
>>154421274Based zoomer cucking himself before someone else can.
One of Neuer’s worst matches, proof me wrong.
I just got home, what did I miss?
>>154421286*Atleti
I GOT MY NIGGAS IN PARIS
>watched the match of the season>"durrr arsenal are bad"mindbroken by arteta
What Jewry is this? Only four minutes of which 1.5 are actually played. Despite four goals being scored
See you all tomorrow for the semen slurp
>>154421243never mind, she's covered in scribbles
Iif bayern would have scored another goal it would have ended as a draw
>>154421293they know they will lose next match
>>154421300You missed an all time banger
>>154421301The most alive match thread ive seen in a while
>>154421304Another 10/10 Bayern match
>>154421275lucky
>>154421254good times
>>154421300same :{
>>154421320kvara is injured???
>>154421303Had one of those last round against Madrid tooAnd every other year before that for 6-7 years straight
>>154421304Coomers
>>154421321we will win
most reddit game everreddit defendingreddit goalscorersreddit uniforms reddit teamshope whoever goes to the final lose 3-2 conceding from 3 corners
>>154421121I would have taken the throne for myself and none of us would be in this mess
>>154421274A tittycow can never be a 5/10, you have to be a degenerate breast man to understand. I would happily pay for her to be a stay at home mother if she wasn't already a prostitute
Semen slurping game desu
>>154421323fyoomin desu. hate having a flu. always makes me mind a muddle.
>>154421300
>>154421275Why isn't your country paradise on Earth? Lots of space, lots of cows to eat, several women, etc etc. Didn't you also use to be the richest country in the world. What happened.
>>154421314Fuck, do you think they noticed? Maybe if someone told them they wouldve tried harder
>0-0>go for a poowtf happened?
what we saying then? was it a penalty for PSG or nah?
my boy kompany has really made football fun
>>154421121I'm not from Portsmouth
>>154421363they elected a Zionist Jew
>>154421345>>154421353t.goonerzfag
Cleary rigged for Qatar islamist whore SG like usual in an an Uefamafia competition
>>154421353But arsenal match is tomorrow
>>154421367kino happened
>>154421345The funniest thing about reddit complainers is that they actually know what it's like because they still browse it every day while every normal man just never visits again after the first time
>>154421407the game that finished Neuer
>>154421403lol fuck canada
post >yfw arse vs patetico ends 0-0
>>154421382just because he sold the national water company to israel and go praying to the wall every two week means he's zionist
>>154421368This wasn't a penalty for Bayern that's for sure.
You guys ain't ready for a proper footy match tomorrow
>>154421299It's OUR homo club
>go for a piss>come back and it's 5-4wtf happened?
>>154421345this absolute reddit masterclass >oh but le pace dude le ebin goals bruhi fuckin hate life
>>154421471You peed
>5-4>go for a piss>come back and it's 5-4 at fulltimewtf happened?
>>154421123Aw HELL ya, I can smell the shampoo
>>154421450It will
>0-0>watch the entire game>5-4wtf happened?
>>154421345I unironically think this was a shitgame. The defending was pathetic. I dont know if you guys are shitposting but i am serious.
>>154421462Yes I am.Tonight was a farce.
>>154421123holy COW!
>>154421274Crazy coomers worldwide decide to turn ugly cows like these into millionaires
>>154421515Thank you for telling us that a 5:4 game had bad defending. This is a nuanced issue, thanks for enlightening us with your penetrating and deep insights.
lol they were just told both teams are pretty upset at the game that just happened
>>154421303he's old man, give him a break
>>154421123let's be honest every well-shaped b cup is hotter than this malformed mess
>>154421552idgi ... the defending was really pathetic
>>154421274You are a virgin, consider shutting the fuck up
>5-4didn't even watch the match, was it really kino? Or just meme defending?
>>154421274he's not wrong
>>154421528Everybody silence, the paedoposting peru A N O will tell us what the deal eith women is.
>>154421450I'm not really excited to watch semen being slurped out of arse
>>154421594two teams with an overabundance of great attacking playerssometimes there is nothing you can do but look stupid as defenders
>>154420784it confirm the fraud status of harry kanehe cant even score against a trash defence like tonight
What's your prediction for the second leg lads?Mine is Bayern win 4-2 and go through to the final, Kane scores a hat trick beating Mbappe's total for top scorer. They then lose 1-0 to Arsenal in the final.
>>154421581>>154421581>>154421581>>154421581
>>154421553they should. straight up neighborhood level of defending interception blocking ....etc
>>154421407it looks like a normal game with these stats
>>154421515i hated itit was nothing like barcelona vs inter last year when barcelona's twinks shit their pants under pressure and got cucked by inter's plumbersthis was just a 1st leg match with no pressure between two deeply gay football teams that practiced the football equivalent of flip-flop homesexual intercourse
>>154421363>lots of cows to eatthey are eating donkey meat now lol
>>154421594No grave defending and goalkeeping errors, both attack lines just cooked. PSG were absolutely clinical though, they had like six shots on target. Bayern on the other hand could have had the opportunity to score like three more goals with a better final pass, especially from Musiala
>>154421597fuck off. total simp death
>>154421698You don't have to be a simp to find pleasure with a woman and he was agreeing with you, moron.
today we saw the goals we won't see tomorrowhttps://streamable.com/jgz7x5
>>154421599Imagine getting worked up over a random fat OF hookerAlso>tf>complaining about pedos
>>154421670i agree
>>154421637>They then lose 1-0 to Arsenal in the final.YES!homosexual champion for a homosexual sport
>>154421761Well my flag wasn't rangebanned for constant paedoposting.And it's not the chubbette I am defending, but my own tastes. Keep seething.
>>154421670Let me check something: how much of a chud are you?
>>154421727they are making 4/10 whores across the planet filthy rich. and now average looking girls are demanding to be worshiped
>>154421637> Kane> Scoring when it matters
Thank God I have no work tomorrow, Im gonna need more drinks man. I thought it was over for sure at 5-2 but Kompany really did something to this team mentality wise..
>>154421301/sp/bros.... are we... back???
>>154421818Based algerian is right. Ugly goblinos are now considered goddesses because of Only Faps.Total Simp Death.
>>154421637>Kane scores a hat trickHe can't score at this stage unless it's a penalty
>>154421861He'll get 3 penalties then.
>>154421782Right, your cunt has only been known as pedoland for the last 2000 years, that's much better.Why do you care about OF whores anyway, is that what you guys use german money for nowadays?
>>154421313i dont care nigga drop the name
>>154421280>paris>saint>GERMAIN
>>154421901Leave him alone, his country has been raped for 2000 years, it’s part of their culture. There’s a reason why Turkey has owned and renamed “Constantinople” and the Greeks haven’t done anything about it, they enjoy being dominated by bigger powers.
>>154421594Extreme high level of play from tre attacking players more like
GG German bros see you next week
>>154421345Is Haaland a redditor?
>>154422005He's right you know.You can tell because PSG and Bayern are both primarily football clubs.
>>154421861Kane's passing is as elite as it gets. I think he should be a 10 full time. Did you see that pass to Diaz?
>>154422020Bold claim, show me proof that they’re football clubs
>>154422072>is my defence really that dogshit? no, it's the goalkeeper that's bad
Watching Neuer play in 2026 is pure torture, I get that he's a "German legend" and all that but they are killing themselves with this bloke in the sticks. I feel like Bayern would have edged it if they had someone even semi-decent and 15 years younger.
>>154420966so true, they should be black muslims like the english, so rare to see a french looking french these days.
>>154422115I really dont get why Urbig doesnt play, I guess its really bcuz its Neuers last season
>>154422115>>154422133Yea it's painful to watch Neuer these days. The first leg game vs Madrid was his only great game in a decade. And then he fucked up it all up in the second leg. He doesn't win games for Bayerns anymore, it's the opposite
>>154422133I thought Neuer is getting a year extension after the WC? He's not going obviously, but the board wanted to give him another year. Though seemingly more as a backup role or something. That's what I read though so it could also not be true.
>>154422169I think the main problem is that no world class goalkeeper is available. Who is Bayern supposed to sign?
>>154422156>>154422133He is such a huge liability. Will he throw a fit if he gets benched? It's clear that he's past it, and he has to know it at some level
>>154422196I don't think he'd throw a fit. He probably knows it too. >>154422193Good Question. I do believe Urbig should be playing European Competition next year at the latest, I think he should've started this year he hasn't been bad imo. Not perfect, but no one is.
>>154422169Nah, a month or two ago they said they will wait until the end of the season to decide, performances like today will obviously go into transfer decisions>>154422156His body is simply not up for it anymore it seems. Hes 40, so it makes kinda sense.>>154422193There wont ever be another prime Neuer but Urbig in nearly all games this season was better, whether its shots saved, distribution etc, they should let him be the new number one.
>>154421060vitsuuuuuuuu
>>154421594Barca changed the meta again, now other teams are going with the glass cannon build.
>>154422169They said they want him as a mentor and share time with UrbigNeuer never accepted to sit on the bench his whole career, even for Germany, so we will see
>>154421594It was one of those games that literally leave you out of breath. Hakimi was going down with cramps cause of how much he ran, the ball was going from attack to defence to attack to defense. The fullbacks on each team were getting dribbled against and getting beat. It was the perfect match, it had everything.
>>154422270Thank you, Flick, for saving football from the sharteta menace.
>>154421274>>154421528that part also based BTFOing that greek simp
>>154422382If he can get Inigo again since all the players in Saudi want to leave due the jews doing jewry over there, then his backline is basically flawless.
>>154422333>it had everythingapart from any defending at all
>>154422196He doesn't. Neuer is even more delusional than Casillas back then
>>154422234Our only hope is for Neuer to get injured and never come back again
>Theirry henry speaks on PSG vs Bayern Munich score line 5:4>Listen, we need to have a serious conversation about what we are watching. For the fans, of course, it’s exciting, nine goals, end-to-end, moments everywhere, Everyone is on social media screaming, 'Oh, what a game! But is it? Really? We have to stop. We have to stop calling this 'great football.' What we saw tonight... it was not a Champions League semi-final. It was street football. It was a playground. It was a 'you score, then I score. >Where is the quality? Where is the defensive structure? I saw a semi-final tonight where the tactical approach was essentially 'you score, then we score. It’s chaotic. It’s end-to-end, yes, but for all the wrong reasons. I have a lot of respect for the game, but this... this isn’t what a top-level European semi-final should look like.>I don't want 5-4. Give me a 1-0 where every tackle felt like a war. Give me a game where the defenders actually defend. I didn't see two teams that knew how to shut a door and lock it. It’s flashy, it’s 'TikTok football,' but the gem of the game it’s disappearing. Everyone chasing moments, highlights, numbers. But football isn’t just about shining individually. It’s about control, discipline, and collective responsibility.
>>154423403fake. he said the opposite
>>154421225PSG's penalty is way more lawful than the Bayern one.
>>154423403He's just mad he didnt get to statpad
The meta is klopps liverpool football at its prime, Flick comes from the same school of thought, Enrique had a similiar style at barca but became more liverpool-like and Kompany has adopted it too: Intense press and gegenpress, extremely direct football with a focus on 1vs1.
>>154421382we were not better before the not-Jew was elected, we were just as bad if not worse.and before him we had wasted years of wealthy onions production on gibs for people who dont want to work.and before that we had an economic recession that forced us to adopt like 8 presidents in 2 weeks because none wanted to take care of that trainwreck.and we have had at least 2 years of insane inflation every month every decade.
>>154423604>tf>tp
This shit is just basketball now, negros going back and forth
Why are Arsenal fans so butthurt about this game?
>>154422193Ter Stegen
>>154427713>Ter Stegen
can't stop watching these arteta and simeone terrorist edits on xitterhttps://x.com/BallinhoJr/status/2049213047948861736
