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Nolan McLean Edition
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>>154422733
wtf straw
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>>154422733
wtf berry
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D O Y E R S
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hazel looks like barney tonight
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>>>/wsg/6136007
>>>/wsg/6136007
check this one out
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>>154422772
What happened to this girl anyway
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mariners i guess
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where were you when everything changed?
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ibe seen enough.
FIRE DON MATTINGLY!
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M E T S
E
T
S
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Yankees.
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does don mattingly even have the authority to change the lineup? I think he's just a babbysitter
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>>154422791
based
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Who sets the /mlb/ lineup?
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how bad was the call on the one challenge that jazz won this year? He literally just challenged a pitch that was center of the plate at his belt buckle
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rockies have the hot hand
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>>154422780
WTF I didn't consent to you posting this image of me!
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My wife still won’t have sex with me
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>>154422809
he did the same thing a few days ago
it was basically middle middle, someone posted the screenshot
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>>154422788
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>>154422818
She stopped having sex with me too. I think she's seeing someone else anon
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>>154422780
eke!
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>>154422809
They're taking away his challenge privileges
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>>154422797
the lineup will remain unchanged until moral improves
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>>154422780
kek doyerpacos
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Good ebening /mlb/

>what game are we watching?

>what are we drinking?

>what are we eating?

For me, I'm watching the braves (not my team but they are fun to watch), drinking water at the moment and I've just ordered a pepperoni, ham, mushroom, onion, pepper and sweetcorn pizza with a a couple of three sides
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HE SOLD US A BILLAGOODS
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not sure about this ump in the guards game
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>>154422780
o dear
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I’ve been genning waifus but they don’t have baseball caps so I won’t post them here
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I heard Bo Bichette was crying in the dugout last night
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Trevor Bauer just threw a perfect game, why isn't he in the mlb again?
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>>154422838
isnt it soupy with all those toppings?
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>>154422822
you gone learn
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>>154422733
>mest
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vladdy should have blocked it with his fat gut
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>>154422838
Guards rays
Idk yet
Water
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>>154422788
he hasn't been any better Brito yet
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mets winning
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>>154422838
that's a lot of toppings, it's three max for me
also not sure about the sweetcorn
but enjoy lad x
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>>154422866
nah, don't reply to me proxyfag
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>>154422733
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>>154422838
guards rays with sox jays on mute
flat white (oat milk)
just finished a bacon bap
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sometimes i think it's a sin when it feels like im winnin when im losin again
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Is it true that Bryce Harper is locker room cancer?
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Why do the pirates look so defeated?
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>>154422878
is there a biological reason why women have such trouble throwing overhand?
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>>154422860
Not really, usually the pizzas from this place are good. They don't tend to overdo it that much.
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Alright I'm seething. Time to mow the yard and try to calm down a little bit
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>>154422878
winning the cock sucking competition
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>>154422905
a female just closed a college baseball game against Brown University, chud. They can threw just fine
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>>154422905
It’s just practice, a woman threw overhand pitching in D1 college yesterday
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>>154422800
>>154422822
>>154422833
>>154422844
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>>154422911
You don't mow my lawn. I mow my lawn.
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>>154422914
>>154422918
>oh yea that one woman
ok
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some are saying Cleveland hasn't hit a changeup in 5 years
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>>154422882
Sweetcorn came with it so I was like fuck it why not.

Hope they hurry up though its been a fair wait so far.
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>>154422905
yes
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I'm a girl and I could strike out every anon ITT
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berds up
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>>154422949
overhand?
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>>154422955
Yep
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Tanner Bibee has the lowest run support in MLB.
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I really like the look of that braves Jersey, the yellow stitching on the axe just does it for me
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>>154422962
can you do it nude?
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why are we posting in a perubot thread
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Someone really needs to tell Stott to stop looking at so many pitches. He did this like 2 or 3 years ago but has tried to keep doing it ever since and just sucks.
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lol what a shit song for stott
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>>154422972
I guess so but I don't know why I would
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>>154422873
hasn't done anything wrong in defence and hasn't had any opportunity to do anything exceptional yet
also managed to hit a deep fly which the rest of the line up seems to be incapable of today
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>>154422903
it's the pirates
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>>154422969
He should have pitched harder
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any pics of the brown milf and her schneider stache son?
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sneks
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*backdoors a curveball to strike you out*
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>>154422989
for money. and it will be fun
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>>154423013
why is their mascot Cade Smith?
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>>154422984
I don't like it either but it's all that was available
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>>154423013
that was an eephus knuckle thoughbeit
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>>154422919
for me it's push reel mowers, no gas or battery required.
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if I were a cute girl I would be a field reporter
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>>154422984
he bakes early so if anyone else bakes theyre the bad guy
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Better to be a Phillies fan than a Pirates fan rn
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What are traditional New York foods?
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ugh
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>>154423013
She could start for the blue jays
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Los Angeles Dodgers
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This play and this arm strength is stupid bros
https://x.com/i/status/2049265389834514600
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Predictions for Angels White Sox?
Soriano 8 IP 0 ER 4 H 12 K
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>>154423069
he is not gonna like this one

I don't like it either tbf
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I put an offer in on a house and didn’t get it ama
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I think it's fair to say berds eatin
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>>154423078
impressive, very nice
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>>154423082
Murikami homer is the only thing that will happen.
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>>154423078
/mlb/ said Elly sucked...
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>>154423086
how close was it to asking price?
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>>154423086
what are mortgage rate like for you guys at the moment?
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>>154423082
Then loses 1-0 in a walkoff in the 9th
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>>154423112
I put in 30k over kek
Chicago suburbs housing market is popping off
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>>154423124
Like 6.7%ish I believe
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>>154423124
it's still like 6% for a 30 year, the market won't do anything meaningful until it goes down
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you dumb nip
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Lads will they ever rename themselves to the Cleveland Indians. That has a ring over Guardians
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>okamotard
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nice double pla-- uh oh
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>>154423145
Why can we have fighting Irish but not Indians?
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The Angels should trade Soriano while his trade stock is high.
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nice hustle nipsy!
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>>154423145
not in current american society. you are an evil racist if you even talk about it
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>>154423157
Genuinely do not have a clue why they are called Fighting Irish the same way its called the Cleveland Guardians. The only "Fighting Irish" here are Travellers
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>>154423138
>>154423141
ah right you guys have really long terms
5 years is usually the longest term you'll get here
I'm on 4.75% for three years currently
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I love sac flies so much it's unreal
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>>154423183
Think of all the interest you’re missing out on paying though
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Soriano is so elite
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>>154423183
5 years on a house? how much are your houses? tree fiddy?
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>>154423183
how is a normal person supposed to pay off a house in 5 years?
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>>154423144
>>154423152
How was he not safe his hands were well in time
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I already paid my house off
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>>154423215
pay off this dick
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my mariners are taking too many strikes :(
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>>154423211
>>154423210
you re-fix the interest rate periodically every 2-5 years
the full loan term is the same, 20-30 years in length usually, it's the interest rate that changes, not the loan term
sorry that was unclear
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Okamoto!
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>luzardo pitching absolutely amazingly
>phillies have 1 run because they suck
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>>154423232
How much do you want for it?
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>>154423245
Idk probably at least $10
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>>154423255
I'll give you $7
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>>154423215
nice bro
I'll be there in the next 5-8 years hopefully
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>>154423237
>a fixed mortgage without a fixed rate
I guess that makes sense
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Cora got fired before Mendoza and that is just goofy
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7 innings
72 pitches
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>>154423265
Hell yeah :)
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>>154423270
Cora is a cheating bitch
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OH SHIT, THE PHILLIES ARE SCORING RUNS
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>>154423157
Same way you can have Braves and Blackhawks but you can’t have the Drunken Pot Lickers as a team name
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>>154423264
No deal.
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Alvy no!
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>it's another logan gilbert has to throw at least 8 pitches to every hitter because he doesn't have a putaway episode
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SORIANO
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welp fuck this game
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Yoan Moncada revenge game
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does tolle have any offspeed? fuck is he doing
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new tigers fan here, why did they pull mize already
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Colson dinger off Soriano! They will probably still lose in the end but at least no shutout.
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Soriano's scoreless inning streak is over, my reason to live is soon to follow.
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cam on Bazzana
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>>154423322
It said injury delay after he covered first
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>>154423281
>playing the vagiants

doesn't count, that was the one team the mets hit against this season
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>>154423340
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Straw dawg
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Travis OnBaseana
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BAZZANA ON BASE
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Bro this Nats pitcher is butterfingers. Fucking headcase
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More like Travis Bazinga
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>>154423340
WHY DID YOU HAVE TO SAY SOMETHING
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Metsies have this guy on the ropes!
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>>154423384
What? I posted that after the home run.
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LET'S GO SEMEN
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BEHIND THE BAG!!!
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kek nashitnals!!!!
kek...KEK!!!
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METS
METS
METS
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how come the mets are good now
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Gay dodgers fan here
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L F G M
F
G
M
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i'm thinkin the mets are back
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>>154423393
How are the Dodgers so good?
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>beating the Nats is like winning the world series to Mets fans
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uh berdbros?
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>>154423423
Facing one of the worst pitchers in baseball ;)
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>>154423408
Mike Trout MVP
Soriano Cy Young
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this Littell bloke is cooked but my Mets need it
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>>154423424
We already know you're all gay
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>>154423432
do you have the webm of the pitch that was thrown to her that was like 10 miles out of the zone and she swung super late
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>>154423404
i say this and post here
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imagine if the sox and yankees gave a fuck about their pitchers like my brewers
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Bo RBIchette
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>>154423456
Just imagine it, why watch it again use your brain
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God damn the tigers suck
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>>154423473
I want to post it in the future for the entertainment of fellow 4chan /mlb/ posters
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>>154423484
how was the 'za though lad?
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A SOTONIAN HOME RUN!
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>>154423484
all you have to do is suck less than the guardians
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damn i watching the guardians through the neighbors window pretending im trimming bushes
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>>154423486
Just tell them to imagine it too
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>>154423487
I ordered way too much, looks like dinner tomorrow is sorted
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A SOTONIAN BLAST
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S O T O N I A N
O
T
O
N
I
A
N
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thinking about getting into shortsleeve buttondowns about two sizes too big...
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>>154423215
same. feels gud.
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Who jinxed Soriano?
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>>154423508
Like Hawaiian shirts?
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>>154423508
do you have sufficient chest hair for this?
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>>154423529
right, just not hawaiian in any way
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>>154423456
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>>154423523
Manfred rigged to get Ohtani to have best ERA
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>>154423535
fuck. i probably dont
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>>154423535
you're asking the important questions
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>>154423538
not too different from the real twins batters!
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>>154423538
Nice Javy Baez impersonation
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>oopsie! you didn't do the captcha!!!
>just kiddin :) u didn't have to after all hehe
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Taylor Walls can’t hit so he just stands there
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>>154423538
cute!
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>>154423542
That makes sense
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Rip javy you had a nice career
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>>154423538
she could bat 5th in cleveland
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Baez broken bussy
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>>154423543
I know a guy who can help you out with that
just dont act sketchy when you meet him
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>>154422949
why is the phone so big, though?
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Ah fuck someone got injured on the tigers team, he's being wheeled off now on the cuck cart
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yea i'm thinking yesavage is a future cy young winner
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>>154423592
any webmGODs in?
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>>154423028
>thoughbeit
this is ESL speech, btw
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Tigers are dropping like flies in Atlanta what the hell is going on
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>>154423523
He was overperforming and is now back to the median
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The Barves are cheating.
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lefty coming up, better put on a lefty, doesn't matter if my starter is pitching lights out and only on 70 pitches
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So we all agree it's gonna be a Dodgers vs Braves world series right?
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>>154423601
It's correct albever.
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>>154423601
well it just happenschance that im EFL
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>>154423611
It's what smart managers do to win ball games!
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>>154423615
we do not
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Trey Day is my favourite day
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>>154423615
the smartest redpilled doyerpaco
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My YES SAVAGE cannot lose :)
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>injury cart making a 40 point turn
rip baez but that was so fucking funny
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>>154423611
trust the analytics chud
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>>154423615
that would be a fun NLCS to watch but let's be real, the dodgers are going to body the braves
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>>154423619
ethopia first
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>>154423615
Dodgers surprise move to the AL mid season like 90s rasslin
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>>154423615
Once expansion happens this will be possible
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>>154423508
when do those ever look good
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What is the general phenotype of a Marlins baseball fan?
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can this be the day the Mets right the ship?
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steeeeerike three
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scared to put it in the zone to baz
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>>154423649
is this the chick who slept with the pats coach?
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>intentionally walking a rookie with 2 outs in the 9th
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>>154423649
It only took them facing a pitcher who has allowed 13 home runs by April 28th to have a good offensive showing
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>>154423615
kek doyerpacos
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THEY WALKED HIM
SCARED OF A ROOKIE, A SEXY AUSTRALIAN ROOKIE
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>>154423647
who said i look good?
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>>154423611
lemme guess, third time through the lineup?
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>>154423666
zero chance we score
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>>154423667
Me ;)
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>>154423615
The A's will win it
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>>154423662
sometimes that is what you need
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>>154423648
they're all white, all the latinx in Miami bandwagon the Yankees
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>>154423669
:(
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what a retarded fucking challenge
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imagine the A's actually managed to make the postseason/world series in a minor league ballpark
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fucking hell Mark just walk
that was a dreadful challenge
>>
Vientos has been nearly as bad as Chisholm with the ABS challenges lately
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pitchers getting better, hitter getting worse
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>>154423683
If the 2025 world series was A's vs Rays it would not be taken seriously
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>>154423677
I'd give Dianna my Russini if you know what I mean
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>>154423642
Dodgers move back to new york, the yankees and mets get completely mogged, Aaron Judge leaps from the Brooklyn bridge
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what's the betting line for the mets to make the playoffs
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>>154423704
what a selfish shitter move
out of challenges by the bottom of the fifth
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>>154423708
FAGGets kek!!!
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>>154423432
>>154423538
What's wrong with their faces?
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>>154423697
the Rays at least have their stadium back. the A's still got another couple years before they will have their vegas one. if they managed to make it to the postseason/world series, would MLB even allow them to use a minor league ballpark? they won't make as much money due to capacity and location, surely they'd try and force them to play somewhere else for the postseason to "legitimize" it
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>>154423704
who does he think he is, jazz?
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>>154423704
FAGGets kek!!!
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>have one not shit offensive performance
>Mestfags already crawling back out of the woodwork
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>>154423704
>Call stands
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schadell
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>>154423716
shaved jaw bone
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>>154423708
Give your money to draft kings
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should ABS challenges be reserved for white and japanese players?
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>fall asleep
>the mets actually win for once
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>>154423704
Sit the FUCK down!!!
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>>154423704
a JAZZIAN challenge
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>>154423718
Giants vs A's world series where it takes place entirely in Oracle Park
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>>154423747
Jizzian would have been preferable
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>it's hoffman time
oh yeah this game needed some excitement
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>>154423743
no....NO!!!!
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what if ABS actually expose racial differences and they have to change it to automatic
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I will inherit my parents' home in New York which is worth about $1 million. What should I do with it?
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>>154423739
it should be taken out of baseball until they use the 3d zone
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>>154423775
sell it and buy avocado toast
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>>154423775
either live in it or sell it to buy your own home
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>>154423775
I'm a gay dodgers fan
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>>154423775
start a baybaw-themed reality housemate streaming competition
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For me? It’s the Toronto Sara Jays
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>>154423775
rent it out, live in a cheaper city
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Lel
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>>154423775
how's the inheritance/estate/whatever tax on something like that?
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>>154423775
Sell it, buy a 250k house somewhere with actual reasonable CoL, invest or save the rest
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>>154423797
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>>154423825
>buy a 250k house
ahaha
AHAHAHAHA
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>>154423775
sell it, buy a 500k home and spend the other half on vidya, doordashed Taco Bell, Evan Williams, and Oxycodone until you run out then jump off a bridge
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>>154423775
Let me crash on the couch and whore myself out to rich male or female socialites using flirtation tactics I've learned from barbara stanwyck movies. Purely as a sociological experiment, I am not gay.
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>>154423775
sell it to me for half the price
>>
Bengie hitting :)
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Elly :)
>>
E L L Y
L
L
Y
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>>154423825
>250k house
do flyovers really?
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fuck, marsh just slide right into the catchers fucking shin
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>>154422733
Elly and Sal :)
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>>154423833
>>154423854
Urbanfags so used to getting assfucked on the cost of everything unable to comprehend actual afforable costs
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>>154423649
I'm gonna cum
>>
ERG is the guy who stole the ball from the little girl at the Guardians game if anyone was wondering.
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>>154423864
i literally dare you to post a livable $250k listing right here and right now
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>>154423870
>ERG
>guy

He's a girl tho
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>>154423828
Kek based cubbies
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>>154423797
>>154423828
live plowcam?
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>>154423871
Go on Zillow and search in any small town.
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Jeff!
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>>154423878
>small town
i said livable
>>
Anaels ain't it
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>>154423878
small towns are boring tho
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>>154423878
No one wants to live in Southeast West Hicksville
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>jew homo
>>
ROMO
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anyone wanna finna give me an H1B1?
im an ecommerce expert (white) and not afraid to get my hands dirty
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>>154423885
>>154423888
>>154423892
>NOOO I HAVE TO LIVE IN THE MIDDLE OF THE HUSTLE AND BUSTLE OF A BIG FILTHY CITY WITH HECKIN UGLY POOR PEOPLE!
Grow up.
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>>154423893
We don’t sign our posts here
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>>154423878
try that in a small town
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Why do the Rockies always have a guy named Troy on their team?
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did dombrowski get to impulsive? the phillies just played two of the best teams on the road and got fucked up. they're playing the same way today but winning
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flyovers be like: there's nothing wrong with living in a poor small town and marrying your cousin
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But Soriano?
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>>154423704
Some teams have been utter shit with the challenges this season.

I do think 3 challenges makes more sense though.
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>>154423901
Nobody wants to live in a decaying town surrounded by old people with absolutely nothing worth doing. It's hell.
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>>154423901
>there's LITERALLY nothing inbetween small town and the west village!!!!
sorry you're so retarded buddy. hope life gets better for you some day
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>>154423898
is that an offer to fist my ass?
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>>154423901
I moved out of a city when I got a WFH job and Im bored to tears. Yes, I do like the hustle and bustle.
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>>154423908
DUDE i just LOVE the hustle and bustle of the big city, it’s so DYNAMIC and makes me feel like i’m in one of my favourite TV SHOWS. you should totally come on down to my studio apartment, it’s got EXPOSED RED BRICK walls and everything, we can crack open a nice hoppy ipa or three and get crazy watching some cartoons on adult swim! and dude, dude, DUDE, we have GOTTA go down to the barcade- listen here, right, it’s a BAR where us ADULTS who do ADULTING can go DRINK. BUT!!!! it’s also an ARCADE like when we were kids, so we can play awesome VIDEO GAMES, without dumb kids bothering us. speaking of which megan and i have finally decided to tie the knot- literally -we’re both getting snipped tomorrow at the hospital, that way we can save money to spent more on ourselves and our FURBABIES. i’m fuckin JACKED man, i’m gonna SLAM this craft beer and pop open another one!!!
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>>154423901
NOOOOOO I HAVE TO DRIVE SIX HOURS TO BUY KROGER BRAND GROCERIES AND SHIT IN AN OUTHOUSE IN MY HECKIN SMALL TOWNERINOOOOOOOOO
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>>154423908
I think if it's like your third cousin it's legal
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> not living within walking distance of your team's home games

i SERIOUSLY hope you guys don't do this...
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>>154423923
This but unironically. City stadiums are better than ones in the middle of nowhere.

Yankee stadium, Fenway park etc. Anywhere you can go to a bar and grab a few drinks before a game is good.
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I've lived in both the city and the country and holy fuck how does anyone prefer the city
>loud
>dirty
>browns everywhere
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>>154423923
this!! so much THIS!!
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>>154423932
>walk to diamondbacks home game
>die of heatstroke
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>>154423914
>reading comprehension
I was literally saying the opposite you slug sucking cretin.

>>154423928
Most affordable suburban areas are within 20 minutes of city life. Just admit you're a fat witless paco living in the armpit of queens.
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>>154423938
Turn your monitor on
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>>154423932
Cincinnati is the only city I’d ever live in. I love it
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>>154423936
nah picrel is better
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Why do the White Sox have a player named Anthony Gay and Drew Homo?
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>itt: terrified hicks don't know how to distinguish between a good neighborhood and a bad one
yeah just stay home cletus.
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>>154423955
This is foreign to my European mind.

I wonder if it is easier or harder to get out of these sort of stadiums. The traffic jams must be a right pain in the ass. But then you're not cramming yourself onto a bus or train.
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>>154423955
at least the stadiums look nice
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>>154423797
hmmm
>>154423828
I see.
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>>154423955
what the hell am i looking at
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>>154423976
americans love pavement
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>>154423976

that one in particular absolutely sucks to get in and out of. dodger stadium isn't great either unless you use the bus...but the shitstorm we're about to see with metlife for the world cup will put any and all stadium access horror stories to permanent shame lel
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Live in the city, own property in the country. This is the right way to do it. Owning 40 or 50 acres with a pond and hunting woods.
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>>154423976
>The traffic jams must be a right pain in the ass. But then you're not cramming yourself onto a bus or train.
being in a car is better, you got AC and there's no feral ethnics close to you. You just go home in your car and no one bothers you.
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>>154423991
americans have good taste, gold soundz is a banger
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RAYS WIN RAYS WIN
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wow good thing he was wearing that huge elbowpad
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>>154422733
PIZZA FOR EVERYBODY!
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>>154423936
baseball is an urban sport and the stadium should be part of a neighborhood where people can walk to and from
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>>154423561
he bunts
but not all the time
the league needs to think he doesn't do anything
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Pizza for everybody in Cincinnati!
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Gay dodgers fan here
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>>154424001
yea this is my goal
been looking at big land parcels the past year or so
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THE PHILLIES WON A GAME
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>>154424006
Kek
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ATOBTTR
>>
a t o b t t r
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Apologize to Trout
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>>154424001
>own property in the country
for what? I'd rather it be used by farmers to grow my food.
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>>154424028
as a division rival I don't like this
as a fellow suffering baseball fan, well done bro
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Do NOT listen to them.
I know how it feels.
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thanks for not knowing how to hit a ball san francisco
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https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/1348-Bellshire-Terrace-Dr-Nashville-TN-37207/41062658_zpid/
>$253k
>3 bedroom
>16 minutes from the center of nashville
Gee, that was hard.
>inb4 le south
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I'll take scrubbies discord trannies over yuropoors and leafjeets
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>>154424058
>le south
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>>154424058
>tennessee
>livable
pick one
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are we really going to devolve into a >le heckin walkable cities genny?
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>>154423955
vghhhh, sovl
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>>154424069
tell me about chatanooga
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>>154424067
I'm going to rape you.
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resd
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>>154424043
A lot of land isn't arable.
>>154424058
Look new york city is really cool and full of rich people and I live in new york city so a little bit of their coolness rubs of on me ok that's the point
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>>154424070
You name a topic to talk about then?
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>>154424070
For me it’s le bike infrastructure
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>>154424070

> he can't walk to a blackjack table
> he can't walk to multiple museums
> he can't walk to 3 professional sports venues

yikes...
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>>154424085
yeah, lets talk about trannies.
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>>154424088
how regularly do you go to games btw, Wink?
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>>154424088
I also don't have to lock my door at night
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>>154424085
nfl draft
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Winky fucks ya
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>>154424085
Jose Soriano
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>>154424043
I live on 44 acres and own cattle but I’m still an hour plus from anything interesting. Closest city to me is Lexington, Ky.
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Soriano keeps throwing it right down the middle
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>>154424004
But what if some dickhead jeet blocks the ticket barrier to get out of the car park?
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>tripfag
>thinks his opinions matter
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>another 5 an out mediocrity from logan gilbert
It's amazing how much fucking money this BUM has cost himself the last year.
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>>154424100
>>154424102
see

>>154423542
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>>154424092

usually works out to about 1 a week, off to a crazy start this year though
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Os only put up 5 against this Astros. I feel like that's not a good sign
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Relocate the Padres to Oklahoma please.
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>>154424058
>mostly hispanic/black neighborhood and area
>livable
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>>154424110
New York still hasn't recovered from based Rocker
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>>154424108
Winky raped you
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>>154424110
lmao what a fucking pussy faggot
>N...NOOO!!! YOU CAN'T SPEAK VIETNAMESE NEAR ME!!!! POLICE!!!!!
>DYED HAIR?!??1 WHAT WILL THEY THINK OF NEXT??!??!?
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>>154424129
Show proof of this claim
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Will the tigers even score tonight?
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Lads when did the White Sox suddenly get decent. They are very fun to watch iwl now
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>tiggers
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>>154424141
>>>/b/948566331
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>>154424148
Ever been to a pikey prostitute?
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Red Sox are about to lose to the Blue Jays...
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you know a team is cursed when yaz has 2 hits
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>>154424116
yea your Reds certainly making it worth going to games right now
I'm jealous
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>>154424169
Not even surprised anymore
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can we win with a comfortable margin once or twice
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it's the Rays' year
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>>154424169
>red sox losing to jays
>celtics losing to sixers
>bruins going to lose to sabers
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> ATLANTIC CITY, N.J. -- John Rocker, attempting a comeback with the minor league Long Island Ducks, had a testy exchange with a fan Tuesday as he walked off the field after another
disappointing performance.

>The 30-year-old lefty gave up two runs, two hits and two walks in one-third of an inning on the mound in Long Island's 2-1 loss to the Atlantic City Surf in the second game of a doubleheader.

>As Rocker left the field, Dave Macken of Atlantic City, a Surf fan sitting near the visitors dugout, yelled, "It's a long way
from Atlanta."

>Rocker replied, "I'm still a millionaire" and followed with profanity, Macken told The Press of Atlantic City. Macken said the two then exchanged profanities.

>Rocker recalled the exchange differently. "Call me what you want, but don't start cussing at me like that," he was quoted as telling the paper. "That's just wrong."

>Rocker, who dropped to 0-2, entered with a 1-0 lead in the fifth and loaded the bases on two singles and a walk. He walked a batter with the bases loaded, forcing in the tying run, and gave up a
go-ahead sacrifice fly.

Kek no wonder he’s still mad
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>>154424185
YIKES I was wrong kek. Maybe I'll look for a better example tomorrow.
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Naylor slap! Tie ballgame!
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>>154424169
jays are getting healthy
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nashville has been corrupted by californian diaspora like austin was before it. best to avoid if you're a high IQ white man
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>>154424145
the demographics of nearby schools arw 90% nonwhite
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The Reds redded.
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>>154423785
>>154423808
thanks. I'll probably give it to my brother as his primary residence. he's a good guy and deserves the security
if he wants to live with me instead, then i'll turn it into a 2 family rental. it should easily gross $70k/yr. ($3500 bottom floor + $2500 top floor at minimum)
>>154423825
>>154423835
i'd like to stay in/around manhattan. i am going to law school soon and want to practice primarily in downstate NY
>>154423811
i have to talk to our trusts & estates attorney. i think we can put it into an incontrovertible trust to remove tax burdens. plus my dad is on medicaid now which is technically a lien, so i'd like to get away from that as well
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>>154424207
those are from nyc and philly, dipshit
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>>154424148
Angels are rigging it for Ohtani
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>>154424228
they are all the same demonic plague lil fella
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>>154424240
awww, it tried to use its third brain cell!
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>>154424240
You sound a lot like a raped little bitch lmao
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>>154424224
based
sounds like you're going to have a great set up, anon
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>blogposting
This is a new low.
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>>154424247
>>154424250
you got me im going to go live in niggerfaggotville now
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Can't believe the Metropolitans won
>>
Why is Target field literally always empty this season?
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kek that was almost as bad as Swaggy's challenge
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I went to a city ONE time and got my bussy gaped. Literally never again.
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>>154424270
>>154423963
>>
berds win
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>>154424252
thanks kiwibro. you might be my favorite poster OAT on 4chan (been using since 2011ish). keep being a positive person, friend
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>keep being a positive person, friend
Reddit
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>>154424301
He's cool, but favorite since 2011? Come on now.
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damn it feels good to have a reliable closer, gg red sox
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>>154424252
pfma kiwibro!
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please rent my basement
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the New York Metropolitans have now won 10 ball games in 2026
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Fat Dumper's brain is in his ass
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PFMA (please finance my acreage)
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>>154424321
>being a miserable prick who no one loves is a 4chins prerequisite
>>154424326
the only gennies i ever posted in were /heem/ from 2018 onward and /mlb/ from last year onward so i don't know many famous personalities
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>>154423828
Who’s the one on the left I forgot
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please fuck my ass
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BACK IN THE NEW YORK GROOVE
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>>154424321
Newfaggot
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this lil guy josh smith has a big ole wad of chaw in his cheek
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PRRRRTTTTTTTT
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>>154424350
kek
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>>154424339
>>154424353
Lock it while you can, fellas!
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>>154424362
>>154424355
same poster
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Shithitler is going to be buck broken come June, calling it now
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now umps make you acknowledge hitler or strike you out
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Let’s go ahead and put that one in the books.
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>cucked by abs again
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desu ABS has only reinforced how good umpies usually are
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>>154424301
thanks lad
just enjoy /mlb/posting to be honest
the other gennies I frequent are hot garbage for the most part these days
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Elly De La Cruz is the first Major Leaguer since 1900 with 10+ homers and 8+ stolen bases before May
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Angels losing to a guy named Homo.
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>>154424396
just wait until Jazz heats up in May
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>>154424382
I wonder if he called it because he knew he fucked up the previous one
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>>154424396
But they're still going to give NL MVP to fraudtani because muh two-way player.
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>>154424382
this but unironically
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anyone got Baez broken ankle webm?
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>>154424352
>>
is it a hot take to say Ohtani is a generationally great player and yet overrated?
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>>154424352
That’s old lefty
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Randy slap!
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>home run in all 30 parks
>"expected batting average" .620
uh ok
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>white sox bullpen vs angels bullepn
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>>154424416
>is a generationally great player
he's not

>and yet overrated
he is
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>>154424431
cope
>>
>tiggies
>>154424407
i wasn't being ironical
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>>154424403
Or because Ohtani performs after April
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>>154424427
trust the statcast goy
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is it a hot take to say Spammy is a generationally great poster and yet overrated?
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>>154424129
as opposed to a city?
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My Atlanta Braves are a good fuckin baseball team.
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Carson Benge is shaping up nicely :)
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>>154424416
i think the dual threat is a multiplier, he's the second best hitter in the league and one of the best pitchers

like is he the greatest EVER at either one, probably not
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>>154424431
LA has ya seething
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>>154424464
spam-em!
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My contention is Shohei can have a lackluster season (this year so far) and yet they'd still snub anyone else having a generational run in the NL because muh two way player and muh Jap audience.
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>>154424396
meme stat
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ohtani is chasing cya this year, I predict ~40 hr this season as he focuses on pitching
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>>154424482
A player dominating both batting and hitting at this level is sonething we've never seen before, he's generational and has the rings to prove it.
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>>154424382
bow to the gods

>10 challenged calls
>1 win

(btw CB Bucknor at the bottom of the chart, 10 challenges, 8 wins)
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I see manfred has put away the juiced balls
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ITFCB
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>>154424496
>blows out arm this year
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nu:
>>154424508
>>154424508
>>154424508
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>>154424497
>dominating
>not even top 10 of either
KEKEKEK
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>>154424382
some of them are just wearing an earpiece that just tells them what the call is from the computer.
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>>154424497
His stat line is shit so far.
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>>154424475
yea man, several very nice hits in the past few games
his 2 run single to the opposite side today was great
you love to see it
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>barves play by play talking about how, as a kid, his hamster got its face eaten off by his cat and his parents stuffed it back in the cage
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>>154424396
stolen bases is kind of a bad mechanic. they should remove it. stealing 2nd at least.
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COLE CLUTCH YOUNG
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>>154424470
>hey grok how do i afford a decent neighborhood



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