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John Garrett Edition
>>154424827
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>>154425976
This is the thread
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DalASS is a pathetic team.
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>drop the puck gary
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DALLAS
>SAARS
DALLAS
>SAARS
DALLAS
>SAARS
DALLAS
>SAARS
DALLAS
>SAARS
DALLAS
>SAARS
DALLAS
>SAARS
DALLAS
>SAARS
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i fucking hate thread splitters
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#LetsGoOilers
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>>154426005
what race is that thing?
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kek there is no other thread i tried to /mlb/ bait you
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>>154426014
nu-edmontonian mixed with somali
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>Oilers
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>>154426019
we don't get baited here
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>oilers cross check
>Ducks penalty
Every game is 5v7
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Spiritually, the Dabres won that game. Therefore they have already won the series, whether it be in 6 or 7 games.
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The mighty cucks.
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No embellishment call on the Oilers? Lol okay
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>>154426047
Got to rig the show for McDavid while they can
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>>154426047
yeah, that was dirty. (((gary))) wants at least 6 games in this series.
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>>154426047
retard
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>>154426056
>>154426058
Eh there's a make up call kinda
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LMAO KILLORN GIGA-FLOP
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my avies :)
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what happened to all the buffalo fans?
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why is hyman's nose so big?
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Gary can't make it too obvious
It would raise suspicion if the 2-time cup finalists went out in the first round the very same year the panthers miss
It has to go at least 6 games
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>>154426078
got blown up
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>>154426089
yikes
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>Edmonton chanting refs suck
Shut the fuck you fags
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All the bad guys won today
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Why would Leo Carlsson and John Carlson be related, you STUPID FUCKING FAGGOTS?
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if ingram didnt go bald he might actually be a decent keeper
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somalian gives me the ick
also he smells
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>>154426118
i don't trust dark-eyed goalies
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The refs you suck chant is pretty gay
Doesn't even sound right
Similar to how Canada ruined their anthem with "in all of us command"
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i swear this nigga nurse only plays this hard when the trade rumors start
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>>154426110
both descendants of charles xii
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>>154426127
forced meme
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>mcgayvid
>no cups
>hall of famer
kek. good one.
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>>154426127
They can fuck up their anthem way more than that and it would still be better than ours
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>>154426127
>whaaaaaaaa
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>and, son of der
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western slop is such a bore, has there even been one big hit in this series?
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>>154426134
is that the faggot that lost to the Russian Empire and got cucked all the way back to the peninsula and lead to sweden being such faggots that they haven't fought in a war since?
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>>154426155
>beastern
>lesstern
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>>154426159
werent you penetrated by bud 4 years ago?
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come on ducks score so fukken goals
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TOTAL LINESMAN DEATH
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>>154426181
Nah, that was ur mum lel.
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>>154426193
*linesperson
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>>154426141
Eh, they're about equal now
Soviet anthem is still the best
I also like military hyms by anime tank girls
https://youtu.be/e_u8LpMRhgM?si=y20Xq3bhWbeInDzt
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>>154426193
reffies called a penulty as revenge for the crowd's response
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xhe got bud1 in xer head and bud won't go
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whatever happened to mike babpenis
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holy fuckin shit morgan freeman's voiceovers even sound old as fuck now.
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>>154426212
illustrious distinction of getting cancelled by spittin chiclets
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quack
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>IT WAS 3-0
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QUACK QUACK
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>it was 3-0
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why do my soilers not know how to ppk
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DUCKIES GET ON THE BOARD
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DUCKIEEEEEEEEEEEES SCARRRRRRRRRRRR!
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its coming soilers, Quack
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Thank you gary
namaste
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>>154426194
KEK
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>>154426242
Because your entire team, franchise, city, and family are ass
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WTF Killhorn has more cups than McDavid?!
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>>154426155
>Complaining about the best series in the western conference.
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pasta is a beauty https://x.com/spittinchiclets/status/2049325694270963714
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>>154426259
just like my islanders
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based savoie learned from the best
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Now the refs really do suck
Obvious oiler dive
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Refbaby soilers back at it
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>>154426262
disingenuous post
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>>154426263
For me, it's Sera.
Sera > Petri > Spike > Ducky > Littlefoot
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Are we quacking today?
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>>154426284
We quacking every day
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Nuge should step down from the PP he looks so old and dusty out there
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Quick question, who the fuck is this retard?
https://bracketchallenge.nhl.com/en/brackets/361306?viewType=view
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someday /hoc/ will finally give my islanders the respect we deserve
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>>154426296
we were'nt born in the 80's.
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>quack
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No Ingy shutout tonite :(
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they should move the islanders to houston
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where is the fat stanley cup lady?
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>>154426307
>thanks ref please help us against the ducks
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1 goal deflated the soilers.
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>d4cks
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>mcdrai on the board
its ogre
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Oilers are such ref babies
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Not so fast Cuckies
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>ducks scar
>gary makes call
>instant pp for soilers

pottery
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>>154426284
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GODsaitl on Hatty Watch
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>>154426283
sera sucks
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Who will center for the jew and the kraut when mcgayvid demands a trade, though?
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jfc that was almost a classic bouch fumble
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ducks are fucking garbage holy shit
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>>154426312
I call her the fatue of liberty
>>154426313
Gary wants the series extended.
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>UNDER PRESSURE, BOUCHARD
>fuckface had nobody around him
Holy shit just give him the Norris already
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this nigga ekholm pressed by a teenage lmfao soft ass swede
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The Cucks are horrible.
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beckett toyota celica
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>>154426335
he will stay in edmonton for a kings ransom, look at the contract they gave nurse
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>>154426313
keep your stick on the ice retard
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Refpuck dive bullshit
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>>154426341
They're winning the series despite playing 5v7 every night
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>>154426356
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>>154426360
then why did he only sign 2 years? HMMMMMMMMMMMMM?
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>>154426362
>pretty please refs these ducks are too good
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>>154426381
he took a team friendly short contract so that he could get paid all the additional salary cap when it gets increased
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>geico still sucking asstard cock
kek. how long until they pull that commercial?
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Just had some really good POT

Go Ducks
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>>154426382
what a take from the team with their only goal on the pp
LMAO
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>>154426381
he's looking to sign the biggest contract in history in 2 years when the cap increases
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>>154426339
Are you calling him a bouchtard?
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going to check out cirque life on cbc gem after this game
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>>154426404
3-1
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>>154426399
nah. he gone. Cope. Seethe. Dilate.
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what the hell even happened to dostal
he went from passable to shittiest goalie i've ever seen in a year
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Its cute when leafs try to make insults. It's like when a child tries to insult you but you just laugh because you know nothing they say matters at all.
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>>154426404
just like my no millys
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>>154426408
i will use this nickname for him at an increased frequency
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>>154426410
all off the pp lol
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>>154426415
It's literally one game you MASSIVE retard
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>>154426415
I drafted him and played him a lot on my fantasy team. Sorry.
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>>154426399
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>>154426422
factually incorrect. soilers really are just dumb ref babies
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>bolts
>flyers
>mammaries
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>>154426303
yeah we were retard
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>>154426356
lmao Georgia
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there's no quit in this team that's for sure !
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>>154426433
>14 pp opps
>nooo we arent pp babbys
kwab
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>>154426439
kek based
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>>154426440
they're being paid millions to play a game rich kids play. i should hope not.
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hyman wants uppies
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>>154426452
see just dumb. seethe like your cry baby mcgaykid
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>>154426439
there are three georgians with an internet connection and two of them post on 4chan, incredible
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>>154426423
>posts three years of above .900 prior to this year
>sporting a .888 this year
>worst playoff goalie by a mile
he's been garbage for awhile
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>>154426469
>no argument
tyfyc
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>>154426356
That explains a lot about reddit
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>>154426475
where does the other post, i wonder.
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>>154426484
you would know redditor lol
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>>154426483
you didnt prove anything dumb dumb. try again
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>>154426467
10 min game misconduct but it's the oilers so nothing
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>>154426484
american website
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>>154426452
Your shitty oilels are comprised entirely of diving faggots who make dirty hits, holds, hooks and interferences. Ducks will gladly score on those pps and you guys can go work on your puts.
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>>154426496
canadian users. Gee, sounds like another board I know of...
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>>154426496
with canadian users! who are permanently buttmad about 1993!
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>>154426496
This isn't the own you think it is. kek
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>>154426494
>seething response
love to see it
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>>154426356
Now I'm curious what's going on on Angolan soundcloud
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if you are balding before the age of 40 you should be automatically banned from playing in the nhl
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>>154426475
Two georgians are driving and get pulled over.
>we're looking for two child molesters
The georgians look at each other
>we'll do it
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>>154426503
>we are pp babbys and we are proud of it
cmtsu
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>>154426514
kek keep going, at least you have more fight then your shit ref baby team
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jarry looks extra retarded on the bench tonight
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>>154426530
He really doesn't he's just on the internet
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>>154426528
this made me chuckle to quite the substantial extent despite the fact i know its a rehashed joke
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>>154426542
tough talk from your keyboard
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>>154426556
>meetmesomewhere.avi
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>>154426356
reddit is also the top website in the philippines which indicates that its probably the 7 million pinoys living here driving most of the traffic to that website
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>>154426556
Come on down to Honda center. I bet youre under 5'6 and over 300 lbs
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>>154426556
I'm also going to shit on you
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refpuck giveth and refpuck taketh oncemore
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there is literally nothing wrong with being under 5'6 and over 300 lbs
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>>154426356
(trying to be racist because I think that's cool now) Guatemalans love playing Nintendo
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THERE IT IS!!!
DIRTY DUCKS
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>>154426571
Did you see the video of the fat hispanic woman and her fat brown mate fighting outside of Honda center from the last game?
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>>154426562
>>154426571
>>154426577
>pwweeeze fight meeeee
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Ducks should pull the tendy for the last minute of the 2nd and try and chip one in
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>>154426571
>size 39 waist
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>>154426586
based duckies, wish he had died from that hit.
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>>154426590
lol
>>154426556
you are stupid
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>>154426571
too far
lets go half way
im sure theres a public park in minessota where we can bang
somalian, any suggestions?
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washie got washed
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>>154426595
Nah he's def a 44
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>>154426527
what do you have against Patrik Laine being employed?
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Oiler fans aren't happy unless they're being gifted constant power plays and #1 picks
The NHL gives it to them
Still no cups
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>>154426592
Has this ever been attempted before?
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>lacHYMEN charging
Give him 5 to kvetch
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>>154426612
Love to see it
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>2 minute penalty with exactly 2 minutes left
scriptwriters getting lazy
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>>154426624
4 on 4*
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>Edmonton just allowed to hook, trip, and hold
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>>154426612
>and #1 picks
they tanked for those picks though?
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/hoc/a lisa
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>Anaheim just allowed to crosscheck, run the goal and board
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>>154426635
clean
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>>154426644
Nah they'd get called if they did that
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Murphy owning these feathered bums LOL
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>>154426654
where was this call retard?
>>154426635
>>
DALLAS
>SAAAAAARS
DALLAS
>SAAAAAARS
DALLAS
>SAAAAAARS
DALLAS
>SAAAAAARS
DALLAS
>SAAAAAARS
DALLAS
>SAAAAAARS
DALLAS
>SAAAAAARS
DALLAS
>SAAAAAARS
>>
>>154426654
Don't bother anon that leaf is retarded
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What is /hoc/ eating tonight? I pan fried some Cheemos ukrainian pierogis with bacon onions and sour cream
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(Reminder: Comments from Canadian posters are of little importance to any given conversation.)
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>>154426666
>reeeeeeeeeeeee
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>>154426679
see
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i wish my team had coach q

a little gay extortion isn't that bad
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>>154426680
>reeeeeeeeeee
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anal slime cucks don't belong in the playoffs it's clear to me now
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>>154426684
is it gay extortion or extortion that is gay
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reminder: we live rent free in their minds
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>>154426670
Rice and tonkatsu. Made a lot of rice for fried rice tomorrow. I think im becoming a late stage weeb.
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>>154426670
I pan fried some Cheetos
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Whatever happened to adam boqvist?
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>>154426673
Just a reminder, this anon cannot skate. Nor will he refute this
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>>154426704
many such cases
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>>154426670
veggies anon, veggies
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Still true to this day
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wtf is wrong with kelly
his hands are huge and he sounds like shit
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McKenna has been wearing Chicago gear and today it was a White Sox cap. I hope Gary makes it happen, because Bedard has been needing a true nuclear line for a while now.
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Sucks the oilers will be in the playoffs longer than tonight
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>>154426717
>the feels
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>>154426729
Bedard’s a twink bust get over it
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it always comes down to this
this fucking oiler team is a cockroach
it never dies
its going to be another grueling finals appearance worrying if this is the year they finally pull it off
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>>154426670
mcdonalds kek
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>>154426670
Selena Gomez oreos and milk
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Imagine if ducks pull the tendy and score 3 goals then win in 2OT
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>>154426746
>Selena Gomez oreos
Do they taste old and fat?
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Imagine how much pussy bieska could get just by walking into a bar
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>>154426746
>Selena Gomez oreos
just looked this up, sounds based. i only eat the thin oreos these days tho
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>>154426739
Nah even if they do manage to come all the way back against the ducks (they won't) they are getting absolutely dog walked by the avs
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>>154426747
ok, i imagined
now what
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my team won, so naturally i am getting wasted. I just hope this game goes 3 OTs so i have something to watch besides mythbusters re-runs.
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ekholm is dead
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Having the /pol/tards here makes me think the Oilers are truly Canada's official team. Wowzers.
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kek divegrass btfo
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>>154426760
They're fucking great. I don't give a shit about Selena Gomez but they're basically just cinnamon flavored oreos
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>>154426758
he charmed brian burke enough to get an nhl contract at a bar
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>>154426766
/sp/ has always been /pol/ light. you just outed yourself as a troon
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shit games im afraid
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bruce doing great at the table. he should stay there since every player in the league HATES to play for him
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>buffalo shits the bed
>dallas shits the bed
>anaheim shitting the bed
Fuck off with this manufactured drama Gary
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>>154426765
ducks are so dirty
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>>154426716
i had some frozen veggies with instant noodles for lunch so i should be fine
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>>154426777
i like that song that goes i love you like a love song baby and i keep hittin repeat peat peat peat peat
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>>154426765
why does he go after ekholm? bouch was literally asking for it
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/hoc/ promised me eliminations today.
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>>154426765
kek. good.
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>>154426796
everyone here is retarded
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>>154426789
>babbys first playoffs in the gary era
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>>154426796
Ducks can ezpz score 3 in 20. 4 would be a problem
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>>154426794
shit, i know that song from GTAV. Fuck.
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Just a week ago carney was a habsnigga now he's an oilersfag again? what's he playing at?
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>>154426807
they just went through their goalscoring period with only 1 gf
its ogre
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>>154426790
>He says as if dumbass oiler didn't crosscheck first
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What the fuck is banana ball? is bore ball trying to spice things up?
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>>154426820
he always been a oiled ones
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>>154426823
>retaliation is ok
typical dirty shitters
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>>154426832
Don't start no shit won't be no shit
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>>154426824
it's like globetrotters baseball, allegedly very successful
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>>154426835
>we play dirty and we are proud of it
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>>154426832
>retaliation is ok
have you never played hockey? go back
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>>154426832
>Nooo you have to let us hit you or YOU'RE dirty
Retard
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>>154426842
worked for the blues and panthers
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>>154426765
did it just get him in a weird spot or is he selling it?
that didn't look like that bad of a hit to where he wouldn't be able to get up
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>>154426836
hmm I might check that out.
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>>154426746
Selena Gomez totally control of me, yes.
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this nigga nurse got raped by mctavish of all people damn
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>>154426795
You aren't allowed to go after stars in garypuck
McDrai and Pooshart are off limits
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>>154426851
The buck is broken.
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canacucks are getting uppity...
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>>154426746
don't you mean Selena Gomez oreos and Selena Gomez milk as she has fat boobs?
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>>154426807
27 minutes left in mcdavids season
Tick tock
He's already dreaming about playing in the u.s. and winning a cup like Crosby, MacKinnon, etc.
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>>154426867
kek, that look of shock and gasp when he realizes what is about to be handed to him...
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>>154426870
based
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>>154426873
7 minutes OT? huge if substantiated
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>this is africa
What the fuck soilers?
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Ducks just PINGed
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>>154426882
ugh...what was the obsession here?
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>>154426889
theyre just talking about the city
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>>154426892
big latina titties
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>>154426746
i tried those selena gomez oreos and they werent good
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>>154426892
She was A LOT cuter when she was young. Iirc she also had some sort of disease that fucked her up.
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Is Canada even more addicted to gambling than the u.s.? It seems less dudebro in Canada, but also more institutionalized, almost like a socially accepted form of welfare they're donating to.
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Incredible work by Gary this year to have all but two series go to Games 6+
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>>154426904
Last time I drove through that country every channel at the hotels were constant gambling ads. I think its because the timber nigs love to throw money away
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>>154426910
>pube on the stove
Disgusting.
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Credit where credit is due ingram has played much better tonight
Ducks in 6 tho
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>>154426670
You should have also bout a chicken Kiev
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Experience knoblauch hockey. Sit on a lead then panic later. Fuck you.
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>>154426903
She has lupus. Which makes her fat
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>>154426904
yeah since mobile gambling and betting was a lot less regulated, there are also provincial run casinos like play alberta who compete for market space
theres also the aspect where canadians are a lot more fiscally desperate which increases gambling
>>154426910
extremely fucking based
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>>154426910
Terrible
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>>154426910
Classic/10
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>>154426904
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dXpvgn3lPnk
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>>154426910
Do you have a gofundme I can donate to? Sad to see Canada fall so far
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>>154426919
>qu-ACK
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>>154426918
based zoom in anon, the filthy conditions otherwise would've gone unnoticed
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Ducks are gonna have to score at least 4 times if they wanna win this game
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This general would probably (you) me to death if I posted how filthy my stove is
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>>154426910
If I Had $1000000
We wouldn't have to eat Kraft Dinner.
But we would eat Kraft Dinner.
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>>154426910
That’s a John Garrett masterclass.
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No one cares about (You)
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>>154426910
jesus christ what faggot goyslop is that
>>
>>154426910
I don't believe you can't afford some actual pasta and sauce. Even a nicer sausage can't be much more expensive than the hot dogs.
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>>154426910
Did you just look in the cupboard and threw some stuff together and thought “Yeah that will make something.”
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This game would be 1-1 if dostal wasn't an absolute garbage tender
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>>154426859
Reaminds me of -92.
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>>154426964
American children have enjoyed that combination for decades. Minus the ketchup, that's fucking gross.
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>Americans don't know about the traditional Canadian meal of KD ketchup and chopped hotdogs
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>>154426990
retard read: >>154426985
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>>154426990
sad!
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>>154426997
Retard I specified ketchup
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>>154426997
retard
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Dach is a huge liability just like his brother. Banish him to the Canucks for Evander Kane's jockstrap.
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>>154427011
Retard. That shit is gross.
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>>154426892
>1st I am head over in love with her, Ok?
>2nd, she came along in my life right when I needed her most.
>3rd, she is a very loving and caring woman.
>4th, she guides me and has never told me wrong yet, get it! It's like she can read my mind or something.
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>>154427011
>>154427012
>>154426997
retards
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>>154427023
shut the fuck up, trb
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>>154427012
retarded retard being retarded.
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>>154426910
What is that, like one and a half sausage? I usually eat 7 sausages with spaghetti if I have sausages for dinner. Is it possible to be full after eating that little unless you're a woman?
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I like Kraft Mac and cheese with some pepper jack mixed in
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>>154426985
>>154426990
>>154426997
>>154427000

so pasta boiled for 5 hours, chopped up little penises, and the best murrican goyslop powder with a long list of just chemicals

thats about right ?
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>>154427022
Retard it's the perfect addition to some shitty KD, especially if you don't use any milk and only use butter
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>>154426957
Of course we would, we'd just eat more.
And buy really expensive ketchup with it.
That's right, all the fanciest Dijon Ketchup. Mmmmmm.
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>>154427018
>a grown man named kirby
get my guy in therebat least he speaks french
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Why am I seeing so many ads telling me to go bowling like its 1996 and the movie kingpin was just released?
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>>154427039
as opposed to the traditional slovak cuisine of czech cocks up the ass and mouth, yes
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>>154427039
>5 hours
like 10 minutes
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>>154427039
You guys cook pasta for 5 hours over there? Is it made from sawdust?
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>>154427031
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>>154427041
>especially if you don't use any milk and only use butter
Oh, my fucking fuck. Just destroy your kitchen already. You should not be allowed to process anything into a "meal"
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Kingram is unbeatable tonight
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>>154426910
Why are the hotdogs uncooked and why has nobody else mentioned this?
I ate this combo a lot growing up, but always with cooked hotdogs. Just broil them in the oven while you are making KD...
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>>154427041
no wonder McDavid is afraid of the stuff
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Oilies get to live for another game at least
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>>154427047
based schizo
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>>154427059
anon milk ruins mac I only add a quick dash of it. butter is the right way
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>>154427059
Have you never run out of milk?
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>>154427059
You wouldn't know if something tasted good if it bent you over backwards and shoved it into your mouth through your rectum
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>>154427065
Looks like he either microwaved them or put them in a pan for 40 seconds. There's some very slight browning on the outside.
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Ducks are playing better too. Shit ass Dostal just sucked the life out of them that first period. Game should be 1-1
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but enough about the festivities of an easter eve, there's hockey on!
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it doesn't take that long
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>>154427082
definitely microwaved from a frozen state and then cut up
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>>154427083
Refs, dostal, and ingram having a decent night. Just wasn't their night tonight
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>>154427047
for whatever reason big bowling company's analytics says the nhl viewers is a good market to after
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>>154427088
Thanks for the recipe. I am going to have to try it.
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Knob tell your soft ass team to dig the fuck in make a statement. traumatize carlsson and sennecke for ever thinking they had a chance.
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>>154427088
Based
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>tfw have kd but dont have any hotdogs or ketchup
might have to get some tomorrow
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the guy before knobluach would've won at least one of those finals
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>>154427106
enjoy your gross soup
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>>154427088
burgers dont even know how hard kd hits
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>>154427059
who the actual fuck takes milk with them while camping
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>154427107
>Bro says as if his soft pussy team didn't lose 3 straight to them
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a real slurper like only the pacific can produce
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>>154427123
I boil my hotdogs.
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>>154427125
>ground sausage
no, hotdogs and thats perfect
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>>154427128
You don't have a big tiddy milk wagon?
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>>154427125
or I could just boil a box of kd
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>he doesnt broil his hot dogs for maximum flavour
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woody would have had the guys put up 8 by now this milquetoast suburban dad erased their identity fuck him #RoundHouseKickAKnob
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Who the FUCK is playing Iris at a playoff game when you're up 4-1?
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>>154427138
This is like the fourth best way
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>>154427125
>Not making a mornay sauce
amateur
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>>154427146
Water saps the dog flavor.
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>>154427152
It's also a good addition to guacamole when making nachos.
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>>154427143
i post on hoc i havent so much as looked a woman dead in the eyes yet
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KD + Hotdogs + Ketchup is the perfect microcosm of the Oilers-Ducks series.
Nobody wants it or goes out of their way to get it, but it is being consumed simply because its edible enough and its there.

Fuck the ducks for making us watch at least one more game of this slop too btw.
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>>154427152
I do that with KD but I don't tell anyone
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>>154427051
>traditional
so, im not wrong, ok so enjoy your chemicals

>>154427054
>cook pasta for 5 hours
no
potatoes

>>154427065
>Why are the hotdogs uncooked
little hog penises, seems best eaten raw
or even better, microwaved.

>>154427123
>the best way to eat hotdogs is raw straight out of the package
while still frozen, does it feel like an erection in your mouth ?


>all soilers fans singing about how it feels to be a woman

lololololololololl
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>>154427125
Sound a lot harder then doing what I've been doing since I was 6
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>Oilers playing I love being a woman
Lmao wtf
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>>154427128
I take powedered milk
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Soilers should lynch their DJ
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american flag trying to tell anyone how to eat healthier lmfao
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>>154427159
do you know what a broil is
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It's so funny seeing ingram keeping a close eye on nurse
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>>154427159
that's why you wash it all down with a glass of hot dog water
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>>154427167
We all have to grow up sometime. Take a few leaps in life. High-level, parking garage leaps.
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>>154427120
The guy before knobgobbler is on the other bench
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>>154427166
>frozen hotdogs
lmao how poor are you?
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Keeping it local tonight, bros
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>>154427164
>Fuck the ducks for making us watch at least one more game of this slop too btw.

i agree i wanted soilers tears with coffee
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>>154427174
*I feel like a woman
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>he buys his hotdogs at room temperature
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>>154427180
Ah I read boil at first.
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>>154427174
They got a lot of women attending their games
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>>154427164
They just wanna win at home
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>>154427189
>>frozen hotdogs
>lmao how poor are you?

IM NOT THE ONE EATING THE GOYSLOP, and posting pics about it.
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>>154427204
Grow up faggot. Move out of mommy and daddy's house. You're 27.
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I unironically love wonderwall
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>this is africa
>feels good to be a woman
Soilers are sheboons
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>>154427203
>They got a lot of women attending their games
ok so post the chick flashing from idk when
nice big titties
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>>154427176
Vancouver has the worst dj
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>>154427184
damn bro you sure are mad you make shitter mac and cheese then KD
>>
>>
I hope anaheim scores so retards can post
>the most dangerous lead
only to have the ducks still lose
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>>154427227
Fine, keep paying the rapist owner of the patriots for your goyslop. raped bitch.
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>LETS GO [TEAM NAME]
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>>154427196
You think you're special. OK, so you're Brad Pitt. That don't impress me much
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>>154427233
I want 3 goals with no goalie again
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>>154427233
Only retard here is you. You have proven this time and time again
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>>154427209
No, but you are the poorfag who have to freeze hotdogs to make it through the winter.
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>>154427214
projection
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>>154427230
This is a genre of mcdavid pictures
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why do the faggot-tier city slicker towns like dullas and deadmonton ALWAYS play country music as if any of the faggots in the stands have EVER smelled cow or pig shit in their life?
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Total quacker rape, We buttfucking this nigga ass anaheem faggots in 7, YUUUUUUUUUUUUUP the duck will be broken in the most brutal of ways, revenge for 2017.
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>>154427236
goyslop would be putting ground sausage in mac and cheese
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look at this gay dweeb in a vest aweing a bunch of salty old fishermen with his gay little app story

this could be you :)
>>
Shania Twain is hot in her old age. She's fucking some 25 year old too
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>>154427253
the oilers are actually extremely lucky that the ducks goalie shit the bed in the first 10 minutes
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>>154427241
Retard
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What about cooldogs?
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>>154427243
nice projection poorfag
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>>154427271
giwtwm (the 25 year old I mean)
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>>154427236
Do you think he gets a royalty from Kraft Food for just having the same last name?
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>>154427271
one of the hughes brothers?
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>>154427264
any off brand white cheddar is good
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>>154427276
pathetic response
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>>154427284
He's connected somehow. they all are.
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>>154427299
Retard
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>>154427264
>This is the best stuff
HAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHA

now with yellow chemicals instead of orange chemicals
more corn goyslop for the goys

bet you pay double for it as well
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>>154426884
No, he'll get a season ending injury 7 minutes into game 6
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>>154427282
>>
pulling the goalie early is based
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>>154427264
Isn't every off brand just made by kraft?
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>>154427250
this is still my favorite interaction of all time
>>
>qu-ACK
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>>154427306
aw you are still trying. go on do it again
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>>154427279
Hey man, no need to be angry at me that you enjoy the taste of ground up pig ass and cock in your mac and cheese.
>>
I don't watch hockey but I'm desperate for some interaction and this is the only active general right now on the site.
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>>154427313
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Reminder that literal JIZZ and SHIT on a plate is the national dish of Slovakia
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>>154427314
It's not really early when you figure it takes an average of 2 minutes to score an ENG.
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>>154427304
How very antisemitic of you.
>>
6 7
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>>154427333
they got that one in the trianon treaty
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>>154427318
poor bastard, he should be allowed to shoot those............ people
>>
>>154427318
kek, the more I see of him just being out in public and getting mobbed by randos and his dead stare cracks me up.
>>
analheem
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Of course it's an oiler free PP because the ref can't count. 6 because there's no goalie you retard
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>>154427322
Retard
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>>154427326
>he doesn't grind his pork directly from the primals
kek. I KNOW where my pork is coming from. Enjoy your lips and assholes.
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ANA-KWAB
>>
MY BODY MY CHOICE

MAYO IN MY KD NOICE
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>>154427176
HANG THE DJ HANG THE DJ HANG THE DJ HANG THE DJ

HANG THE DJ HANG THE DJ HANG THE DJ

HANG THE DJ HANG THE DJ
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>ducks are going to blow a 3-1 series lead
grim
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they need a rule like football where if the clock runs out and you are in the oponent's zone, the the game continues until the puck is cleared. Like football has the play going even if the clock is zero.
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>>154427333
boy i bet it took quite the google search to find that
congrats, you should get a geography badge for your brownie uniform
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>>154427350
good boy now try a new word I believe in you. ill teach this tard a new word eventually
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>>154427318
He is lucky they are fans and didn't just mug him.
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>>154427360
Ducks will win in 6
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>>154427344
they werent even a country during trianon lmao, their national dish was a czech one :^)
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my ducks :(
>>
WHOSE BED HAVE YOUR BOOTS BEEN UNDER

AND WHOSE HEART DID YA STEAL I WONDER
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>only 2 legit cucknadian teams in the bracket
>gary is giving both of them a free ride to the 2nd round, but only after 7 games
pathetic.
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>>154427362
how do you even know what a brownie is kek
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>it was 3-1
>>
MASSACRE THEM WHAT THE FUCK KNOB TELL YOUR SHIT PLAYERS TO MAKE A STATEMENT
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>>154427351
>Enjoy your lips and assholes.
mmmm chitlins
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>>154427351
You purposely grind up the cocks and asses by hand?
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>>154427364
Retard
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ducks should just start HUNTING...for HEADS and kneecaps! kek
>>
pathetic display
>>
Soilers really got lucky tonight. Sad the fans are too stupid to see it
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>>154427379
>WHOSE BED HAVE YOUR BOOTS BEEN UNDER
>AND WHOSE HEART DID YA STEAL I WONDER

not yours ya frigid bitch
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>>154427396
>cucks
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>>154427384
Trb on a proxy
>>
what a stinker

good night /hoc/
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>>154427391
kys retard. choke on a fucking hotdog pretending it's gary and die.
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>>154427393
damn, looks like this one is just a lost cause. I retard you too buddy.
>>
LA BAMBA'D
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>>154427397
shania genny dylan kwab ya lost btw
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29 saves on 30 shots for an edmonton goalie. in this economy? unreal...
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>>154427410
Retard
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>>154427391
>You purposely grind up the cocks and asses by hand?

no, with his hand


>>154427384
>how do you even know what a brownie is kek
family
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First game should have gone to the ducks but the soilers had the refs overturn the first goal of the series. This was a sweep.
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>>154427394
If Gary is gonna keep rigging games like that one absolutely. May as well kill the oilers for the mammoth/Vegas
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>>154427421
its ogre for analheim
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>>154427409
damn you sure are mad about how much you love pig cock and ass in your shitty mac and cheese
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>>154427318
Lmao why didnt he send connor brown to get the beer?
>>
>outshooting 1.5 to 1
>still get outscored 4 to 1
what causes this?
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>>154427438
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>>154427423
I can't help you, go on, shoo
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>>154427432
Oilers actually had 2 full goals taken away from anaheim. They quite literally wouldn't be alive without Gary sucking them off
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>>154427445
being a cuck
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>>154427431
theyre called Embers now, on account of the fact theirs so many brownies here now.
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>>154427445
Luck and thats clear
>>
Actual hockey, not hot dog mac and cheese nonsense, thread.
>>154427458
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>>154427445
Dostal went full retard
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>>154427361
I dont care about your handegg rules
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>>154427465
>earlyfag thread
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>>154427465
early shant
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>>154427465
Do better
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>>154427462
>Embers
oh ffs
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>>154427462
everytime i go to the grocery store now its all small browns
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>>154427445
goaltending probably



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