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Mariners
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How big is the New Zealand poster's baseball bat, iykwim?
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hello, i forgot to watch baybaw the past few weeks, did i miss anything?
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>>154426351
FAGGOTners
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>>154426343
>posting the edited version
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do you guys like podcast doesn't exist by the baseball doesn't exist guys?
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>>154426375
o kek
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Dodgers will walk it off for a second straight night.

Can't stop this team!!
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Fraudtani with a clut 2 strikeouts through 6ip
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>>154426386
no but I watched the peffcast with cal raleigh today
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>>154426386
no. we do not.
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>>154426375
homosexuality is the lowest form of humor
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ANOTHER K FOR OHFRAUDI
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>>154426393
2 runs tho
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>>154426388
I BELIEVE
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>>154426398

Shut up fag
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>7K's
>not a very good pitch performance
Disappointed with Ohtani today. Yamamoto > Sasaki > Ohtani in that pitching order
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>dodgers is probably going to lose during foid night
classic manfred
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>>154426398
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>>154426394
the only one i watched was the one with ws managers, thought that was a decent. current players have nothing interesting to say. need former players droppin fucked up stories or managers imo
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If I was a Dodgers player I would not let my wife pick the song during foid night
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>>154426388
she's a fraud. instagram thots don't actually follow sports.
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>>154426427
peff is obnoxious, but cal talking about catching was interesting
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>>154426419
>>154426407
has anyone ever laughed at this
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>>154426438
>peff is obnoxious
faggot spotted
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>>154426388
let's go let's go
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Reds had a walkoff ABS challenge last week. Tonight they had a pizza ABS challenge that won everyone in attendance a free La Rosas pizza. How can people not get romantic about baseball?
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>>154426430
she looked better here without the fake tits
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>>154426364
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Attaeye seiya
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>>154426430
delete this shopped garbage. sausage girl is loyal to two things: sausages and the dodgers
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Morgan is trying to kill the cubbies...
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>>154426442
ryback
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>>154426398
Somebody fuck this arsehole
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REDS GONNA RED
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>MARLELS
GG
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>>154426438
Sloppa this rat!!
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dodgerchads... I think freddie might be washed
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wtf is going on
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>>154426454
and most definitely not hashbrowns
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>pitcher literally named Junk
>Dodgers can't hit anything off of him
kek
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>>154426497
him and mookie
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>>154426438
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poodres are LASHING OUT they know sausage girl has their number
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poodres trying to hurt the cubs :/
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Jappyknees milf in the crowd spotted
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dubs and muncy hits a dinger
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There is something very special cooking in the Bronx this year. This isn't your typical Yankees season.
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>pop THAT loud for a routine flyout
It's actually embarrassing how little Doyger fags don't know ball
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>another cubs injury
Charge the mount with the bat!!!
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>>154426522
they do look very dangerous
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>>154426526

Dodger stadium is a vibe. You wouldn’t understand
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>>154426522
2022 all over again
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reddit has better baseball discussion
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>>154426544
Upvoted!
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Cubbies deserve these kinds of beans. Chicago has been getting too cocky lately
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what does $240 million dollar man kyle tucker actually DO?
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>>154426536
knows ball
>>154426526
doesn't know ball
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>>154426550
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>>154426555
trips of truth
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>>154426554

Pretend like he belongs. Watch him run after a ball on his vicinity. He’s phoning it in
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>>154426564
>>154426333
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This guy either posts here or he's spending 300 dollars on beer league softball bats with the fellas. Also, there's a good chance we all grew up with a guy just like this. For me it's my buddy Brett. Would have made the bigs if our little league coach didn't hold him back.
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Do you think the save stat right now is in a right place? Should it be a 3 run or 2 run lead? What about a 1 run lead being a super save instead?
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PPPPPPPPPRRRRRRRRRRTTTTTTTTTTT
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IM BREGNAUNT
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PRRRRRRRT
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>>154426573
Most delusional faggot. Just take the 50thou and run
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>>154426573
I need a couple orders of magnitude more pitches before I turn down the $50k
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Cubbies can still blow this
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Attabreggy yay!!
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PRRRRRRRRRRRRRTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT
PCAPRRRRRRRRTTTTTTTT
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Fraudtani
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>>154426573
if I had like 1000 pitches maybe I'd give it a shot kek
take the 50k all day
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PRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRTTTTTTT
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>>154426573
taking the 50k and betting a handful of gullible idiots for 25k cash they can't get a hit
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Poodres gonna poo
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Cubs can still lose this.... we're not out yet
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right about now i would've said "KEK POODRES", or maybe greentexted ">POODRES", but with my Dodgers down 2-0 my heart's just not in it.
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Why is there always so many out of town fans in San Diego?
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Wandy Peralta in the big 2026, come on now. We got more fierce chihuahuas waiting in El paso to be called up. Of course he gives up a bomb. Smh unc
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PETE BOMB!!!! STRAIGHTAWAY CENTER!!!
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Why are the Padres so poopoo bad?
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>>154426602
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Lets go cubbies
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>>154426607
this is likely
no chance he can keep his velocity up for that long so by pitch 400 hes probably dropped to 80mph on his fastball and you can finally see the ball
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>>154426621
ah what the heck

KEK POODRES!
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That's it, we're stealing more Chihuahuas
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Every time the Padres win, the Dodgers WILL also win
but when the Padres lose it does not guarantee the Dodgers will also lose
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>>154426573
Assuming all pitches are in the zone and Paul gets no break, if I was a minor leaguer I would absolutely bet on hitting a dinger in 100 pitches.
But I never played baseball past 6th grade so give me 50k.
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if Scott gives up a hr it's over
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Opposing teams have gone so far out of their way to make Elly bat RH that it's now his superior stance. Maybe not for avg, but certainly power. It's obviously his natural stance.
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LOLgers
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this bloke in the dodgers 'tator box sounds like a chick lol
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>>154426388
based sausage girl
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>>154426658
she's a girl tho
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Based Chud warming up to blow this game wide open
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nice hustle tucker
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It's so fucking over
Dads need a SP
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can i ask i question? why do the dodgers look like they're sleepwalking through half of their games
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>>154426658
That's incredibly rude.
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how will the umps rig it so ohtani doesn't get credited the loss?
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Tuck and slide
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>>154426672
Can I interest you in a slightly used Louis Castillo?
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>>154426672
Canning and Giolito soon
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Only Tucker would purposely slide on his ass like a homo
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>>154426658
It's 2026 you chauvinist pig
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Wait until the Doygers fans find out about Kyle Tucker's postseason track record.
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>>154426522
volpe will return and kill the vibe and the yanks will go 5-15
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>>154426677
ok but what do i do during the ballgame
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>>154426658
>he doesn't switch to the am 570 feed when jessica is in the booth
ngmi aussie bro
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>Pitcher named Junk
>Pitcher named Bender
the marlins are not a real team
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is tucking beneficial for sliding?
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>cronenworthless
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>>154426526
when i'm drunk i'm going WHAOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAHHH??????????AWWWWWWWWWWWWW every time i hear a loud crack and see the ball go up
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>>154426694
It always comes down to will smith carrying the team anyways
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>>154426703
Imagine losing to a junk bender
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>>154426544
true, but game threads universally suck cock so this is the better place to watch live
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>>154426699
just bee yourself bro
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>>154426718
alright, i'm imagining it. now what?
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Does bender throw a good bender
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>Laureano becomes shit right after he was named the forever leadoff man
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>>154426720
this
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When will yankees fans realize judge clears dimaggio
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There’s like 5 different Asian guys named HS Kim. How do you even tell them apart?
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>>154426573
i haven't swung a bat in 10 years and hopping in the cage every day for a year won't get me close enough to take the chance. gimme the 50 grand
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>>154426735
Dodgers fans already proved they didn't know the difference when Kim was first signed lol
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>>154426738
god i miss our old cheapass batting cage. used to go in on lunch break some days
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>>154426736
Being sober is gay though
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>>154426672
New owner soon, trade Cronenworth and Peralta, trust the plan. Superstars needs to get hot soon, bottom lineup carrying us hard.
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>>154426736
literally no one cares
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>>154426736
sobriety is bad for you
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>>154426749
Kwanza will straighten them up!
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>>154426735
You don’t
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>>154426749
i'm borrowing this image
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>>154426694

>Kyle Tucker's postseason struggles have primarily occurred since 2023, during which he has hit just .176 with one home run and two RBIs across 21 playoff games. This recent slump contrasts sharply with his early postseason success from 2020 to 2021, when he hit .291 with 21 RBIs in 29 games.
Postseason Performance Trends
While his career average in 72 postseason games is .233, recent seasons show a significant drop in production:

>2023 (Houston Astros): Struggled with a .150 average (6-for-40) and only one RBI in 11 games.

>2024 (Houston Astros): Failed to record a hit (0-for-7) during the Astros' opening-round loss to the Detroit Tigers.

>2025 (Chicago Cubs): Batted .259 (7-for-27) in eight games while limited to a designated hitter role due to a calf strain
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>>154426742
ours is gone too. now we just have smaller more expensive ones that don't let you watch a ball sail whatsoever before it hits net. i wish we had cages like some of those clips out of asia where it almost looks like a driving range and you can launch
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Elly's cannon wrist flip deep in the hole was obv great, but in the post game Tito called this his most impressive play cuz that last hop should have hit him in the adam's apple. Instead it's routine. It might be difficult to count the amount of zeroes Barry Larkin added to Elly's next paycheck with the SS work in the offseason. He looks like a gold glover now.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uev4rk_Jh0Y
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why would i watch shitty pitching and anemic offensive interspersed with the rare solo home run? it's legitimately shitty to watch right now unless yams or glassy are on the hill.
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Maraschino cherry is not as good of a reliever as he was before
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>>154426784
Slop faggot doesn’t even know ball needs his phone to tell him about it.
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>>154426803
REDS
GONNA
RED
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>>154426388
i don't know about this prediction...
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>>154426803
love me some smelly. him and kwan are my guys.
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ump took a foul to da face
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>>154426809
kek doyercasuals
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>>154426812

You sound upset
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GET FUCKED UMPIE
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>>154426803
intramural fundamental porn. would bet a bunch of kids have to watch this. he set up in front, but a wonky bounce later he was still in position to react and low. this is literally how they coach it.
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>>154426833
No he doesn’t.
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TOTAL
UMP
DEATH
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>>154426834

You sound glad
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>>154426831
>>154426812
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FUCK EM says rushing
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dodgers HATE umps
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blue really milked that one. get your head in the game retard, youre wearing a mask
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Jeff McNeil time
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>Dodgers are about to lose on women’s night

Based patriarchy
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bases loaded for Jeff
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>>154426735
It's one guy playing for 5 teams
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>>154426847
I look like this and do this.
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Patriot treinen saving ohtani
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WAKE UP YOU ZERO RUN RETARDS
HIT DA FOOOKIN BAALLL YOUR IGNORAMEOUSOUS (SP)
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>>154426872
I thought I was the last based and redpilled paco in this hellhole. Be careful btw, you’re going to trigger the libtards
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>>154426888
mendoza partially ruined tucker's big moment yesterday with her shitty broadcasting
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>>154426894
I don’t give a fuck
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scripted loss, it's over, gg cubbies, you get one. but you'll be fooled by the knuckleballer tomorrow
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>>154426888
Based direction brained Israeli homonculus
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freddie about to break his slump
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>>154426894

Fuck tuck Job
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i think they need to add another ohtani rule:
in a game where ohtani is the starting pitcher, if he exits the game, he should be able to re-enter as a pinch hitter
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dodgies ;)
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>>154426784
Dodgers will fix him
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Big Willy!
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>>154426917
this late into the game, you might as well just forfeit the DH since it's not likely you'll even reach the "pitcher" spot in the lineup
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>>154426388
IT'S HAPPENING
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Fish blowin it again
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fish blowing it again
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why would i watch shitty pitching and anemic offensive interspersed with the rare solo home run? it's legitimately shitty to watch right now unless yams or glassy are on the hill.
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Doggies got that dog in 'em
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let's go let's go
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New Mexican Dodger fan here, how to fans know to make noise if the DJ doesn’t tel them to?
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sausage girl is cheating
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Doyerpacos are fucking cheating
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sausage girl was right again
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Could he have been the American Ohtani if American coaches weren't cucks?
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>>154426936
>>154426937
hivemind is real
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>Tucker

OH NONONONONONONO
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game ends 4-1 marlins
(GIDP, usual dodgers 9th inning bullpen blues, nothingburger bottom)
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>7-1 banner ad
>mariners won 7-1
nice to see /our/ team represented
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>>154426952

Baseballs chosen CHUD
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Suck em and tuck em
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>>154426388
She can't keep getting away with it...
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kek
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>Stammen left to attend a funeral
yeah... my chadres season's funeral after this loss...
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>>154426967
don't you have a game to ump
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>KYLE KEKER
forty MILLION dollar klenker
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>>154426961
This isn’t Reddit FAGGOTner
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kek doyerpacos
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>>154426947
They ask chat gpt
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>>154426975
stfu we're all watching the dodgers
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>doggies thought they'd tie the game
KEK
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>>154426936
>>154426937
hey
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Marlins hate women
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>Tucker
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>>154426981
Yes it is
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why would i watch shitty pitching and anemic offensive interspersed with the rare solo home run? it's legitimately shitty to watch right now unless yams or glassy are on the hill
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these are some shitty at bats
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will smith
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>>154426952
Many players could have, what Ohtani is doing now won't look that impressive when two way players become more common in the future.
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>>154426989
they're going to walk it off, retard. based sausage girl said so.
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I don’t ever recall anons seething about reddit until a certain group of “people” were banned from reddit and migrated here. Really makes ya think.
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>>154426952
Pitchers hit for over a century before baseball decided to be gay.
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>>154426989
BASED SHO
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>>154426981
You’re right. This is /mariners lovers board/

Mariners are the protagonists of /mlb/. Simple as.
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Was out at the bar tonight and saw a few doyer cholos from work giving me looks. I was repping my Dads hat and they talked shit. Lucky for them I was with my mom or I'd have whopped they ass. They know it too. Next time it's on.
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Another Chud pitching for the dodgers. Was he the only white guy in the stands they could find?
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>dreyer
this shitter is gong to blow it
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>>154427016
and literally 0 (zero) of them were good at it
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Castellanos sucks. luckily we aren't paying him lol
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>>154427016
Yeah but they were ass
>>154427005
lol
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>>154426952
McLean could be platooning for the mets at minimum, but professional sports are collectively very risk-averse so they go with the safe bet
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lel at the 'tators clowning his cap
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UMPie almost clipped again
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>>154427030
Greinke didn't win two silver sluggers just for you to say this
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entertainment purposes
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extra slurpings in California's capital
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>>154427049
nigga he won silver sluggers compared to other pitchers. He sucked at hitting compared to position players
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How many women are going to get beat on dodgers women’s night because of this loss?
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>>154427030
Babe Ruth
Mike Hampton
Rick Ankiel
Madison Bumgarner
Ohtani
Bartolo Colon
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poodres kek
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watch your own game doyerpacos
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>>154427049
silver sluggers (against other pitchers)
career OPS+ of 60 (literally not even an MLB tier hitter)
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[vv]
gg dads see ya tomorrow
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I thought the Injuns were supposed to be good
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Padubbies won that game BTW. We all win. See yah for Rubbermatch tomorrow cubster
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peepeepoodres kek
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i hope you don't think i'm a big pussy retard faggot for saying this but... i don't mind this lady commentator on the dodgers broadcast (BROAD cast ha ha)
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Padubbies on a mission
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>>154427085
kek @ this BPRF!
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>>154427075
Cleveland doesn’t start winning until August
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>>154427081
>cubbies needs Umps and walks, old Uncs to beat my Chadres

They're not sending their best!
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>>154427085
she better than nelson at least, but that's not saying much
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>>154427062
>Babe Ruth
Had like one two-way seasons. Still the goat though
>Hampton
Career 67 OPS+
>Ankiel
Career 92 OPS+
>Madbum
Career 44 OPS+
Fuck outta here
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>>154427085

Back to /wnba/
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>name is Dreyer
>that curvebll is WET
really makes you klink
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>>154426343
That's a tight booty
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>>154427020
Faggot
>>154427085
This guy is definitely a faggot
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>>154427091
no... NO!!
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Why are men playing on womens day?
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>>154427100
>using fake stats that didn’t exist for 90% of baseballs history
miss me with that shit, statsfaggot. i know a hitter when i see one.
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I'd joke about the Dodgers losing to the Fish, but the fish aren't even the worst team in the NL East anymore by a pretty big margin kek
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>>154427104
yes... YES!!
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>californiafag seething because his precious doyers lost (lifelong fan since 2024 btw)
Meanwhile the Mariners won the ballgame!
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>>154427118
>retard that saw a couple highlights of madbum, greinke, and colon hitting a HR and now thinks they were good hitters
kek. they wouldnt even make the majors as hitters
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damn gg KC
hard luck A's
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>>154427119
dodgers are losing on purpose for entertainment purposes
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bottom of the 9th. time for sausage girl to put up or shut up.
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>Royals HR killed the As audio
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>>154427136
Colon was obviously a joke
Sorry I forgot this site is full of autists who don’t understand humor
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The Portland Pines (formerly the San Diego Padres)
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Jokes on you, I was pretending to be retarded
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why didn't tucker or muncy win the game last inning? are they dumb?
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>>154427147
they're not moving
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phillips looks fired up
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>>154427147
Portland will never have a baseball team. That city is falling apart
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>>154427147
>The Porkland Rinds
ok this is based
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>>154427147
nice, I like it
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>named Philips
>doesn't throw a SCREWball
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>>154427170
go on...
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>>154427158
looks like he might cry
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>>154427173

Kek
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doyerpacos thought that was gone kek
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>>154427161
just like san francisco, right chudly?
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dubs and the dodgers walk it off
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>>154427188
I know it's a meme, but it does happen a lot kek
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>>154427188
they really do be like that
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>>154427197
Yes
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>>154427188
if you're not overreacting to a flyball in the 9th inning, you are soulless
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>>154427190
San Fran has money. Portland doesn’t. The homeless are bleeding the city dry. You can’t build a baseball stadium when there are 20,000 people sleeping in tents and shooting up heroin outside elementary schools
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>MARLINS THROWING
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>>154427144
Bodied us freaks!!
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Patriarchy bros?!?!?
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>>154427188
kek so true
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deary me
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>>154427188
sounds like they boost the crowd mics a lot when a ball is hit, and might even pipe in some white noise too
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why would i watch shitty pitching and anemic offensive interspersed with the rare solo home run? it's legitimately shitty to watch right now unless yams or glassy are on the hill
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ANDY P ANDY P
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low iq individuals love those abs challenges
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>>154427219
yes
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GODGES
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>>154427208
you're not selling tickets to the homeless. portland people jobs support their pro sports teams
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HSK flyout.......
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>>154427234
Yes?
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why would i watch shitty pitching and anemic offensive interspersed with the rare solo home run? it's legitimately shitty to watch right now unless yams or glassy are on the hill.
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DODGERS LOSE
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>>154427208
>20,000 people sleeping in tents and shooting up heroin outside elementary schools
You’ve never been to LA huh? Or SF kek.
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doggie doos kek
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my good guy doyers could not beat the fishies............
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>>154427239
The tax base is moving away. They can’t spend $750M on a stadium in this political climate. Never happening. Plus it’s a small market full of non-sports fans and literal trannies
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Dodgers didn't lose that game, they LET the fish win.
BIG difference!
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shitty at bats from the lineup all night
gg fish, see you tomorrow
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what does freeland do
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those doggiedoos, what do those doggies do?
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doyerpacos KEK
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gg fish
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good game, marlins
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This lose is all on Tucker. Great job FAGGOT
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Doygercels...
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>>154427265
>0-2 today
up and at em tomorrow sweetie
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poodres kek
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>>154427265
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>>154427269
kys retard
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>>154427257
LA is like 8x the footprint of Portland and 6x the population. The per capita homeless problem in Portland is the worst in America
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>>154427265
this right here
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>>154427208
Portland is one of MLS's strongest market, if a soccer team can do well there then so can a baseball team
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Dodgers let the fish win! Tomorrow we play for keeps
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KEK SEETH YA BITCHES
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doggie doos kek
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>>154427288
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Let's give a round of applause for Padgers losing together.
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i thought dalton CRUSHING was the new top dodger? why did he go 0-fer???
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Patriarchy remains undefeated
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>>154427295
lmao...LMAO!!!
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You were so close!!!
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>DOYERPACOS
KEK LOSING TO THE FUCKING FISH
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>>154427265
many are saying this
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https://vocaroo.com/15k6G55tAAi2
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doggie doos kek stinky poorfag doyerpacos KEK
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>>154427296
Soccer does well there because it’s the sport of choice for counter culture leftists. Baseball fans are older conservative white men. Not many of those in Portland bud
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GG cubbie
It seems that the dads and the doyers are on the same manfred script
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poopoopeepeecacadoodooyers KEK
>>
PACOS THOUGHT THEY WERE EATING FISH TACOS
BUT INSTEAD THEY ARE EATING DEEZ NUTz LMAOO
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K E K
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>L for ohtani
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poodrepacos can't meme kek
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I’m still more based and redpilled than all of you!! Shadilay!! SHADILAY!!!!!!
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>>154427296
pretty ballyard if it did eventuate tho
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lol LOL!!!!
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>>154427323
so true kek
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>>154427324
first inning is a practice inning and doesn't count. literally everyone knows this
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kek poodrepacos seething
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GGs Fish, cya tomorrow for the rubber match
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doyerpacos seething kek
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>>154427355
HE ACTUALLY STUCK IT UP HIS ASS!!!
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>>154427355
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>>154427355
they do be like that kek
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How did Bazzanna do?
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this is unhinged
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>>154427355
No fucking way kek. Do they all do this??
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>>154427355
Only oldfags remember
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>>154427355
ew...EW!!!
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>Kyle Tucker
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>>154427355
>it's real
what is wrong with doyerpacos
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poodrepacos seething kek
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don't care cy young + unanimous MVP loding
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doggie doos kek
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>>154427355
That is a disgusting act!
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DODGERS will still win tomorrow because when we put our mind to it anything is possible!
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>>154427383
>manfred keeps making runs against Ohtani go unearned so they can brag about his "ERA"
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>>154427382
>Noooo you can't just laugh at the dogders i-its PSYCHOGANG
kek get styled on inspector faggot!
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My Royals :)
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say something nice about my padre girlfriend, /mlb/
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>>154427398
HAHHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHA

FAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGGOTTTTTTTTTTTTTT

AHHAHAHHAHHAAAA!!!11
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>>154427380
i'm gonna miss this park when the Padres eventually relocate
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imagine being a doyerpaco lmao
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kek doggie doos
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b-b-but the poodres right guys

dance for me my doyerpet
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>>154427399
kek based
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>>154427408
never leaving, Fuwawa
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kek
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DOGDERS KEK
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>>154427398
BASED SAUSAGE BOY!!!!
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Padres live rent free doyerpacos' heads kek
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Doyerpacos look like this lol
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rent free doyerpacos
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>>154427425
Reminder, in the full video, the ump clearly was the one who started it
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The Padres need to(and most likely will) relocate. San Diego is just not a serious sports city. Some prime examples are:

>Chargers
San Diego not dedicated enough to reach a stadium deal, so Spanos said fuck it.(I am pretty sure he wanted to leave for LA to reach a bigger and more dedicated fanbase anyway lol)

>San Diego Rockets
Poor attendance made them financially unstable so relocated to Houston and have been going strong there ever since

>San Diego Clippers
Sterling acted like a chad and gave no fucks when relocating to LA despite pushback from the NBA(He probably saw that San Diego just isnt a sports town)

>San Diego Mariners
Failed to merge with NHL because there was no future financially and later dissolved lol

>San Diego Sails
Cucked by the Lakers during a merger attempt and folded shortly after(probably would have folded after a year in the NBA anyway lol)

>Golden State Warriors
Played a few games in San Diego as an experiment to see if they could establish a fanbase there. Failed miserably and moved back to Oakland

>San Diego Gulls
Have dissolved multiple times and will probably dissolve again in the next few years.
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>>154427415
LITTLE BABY DOYER THOUGHT HE HAD WHAT IT TOOK

TRIED STEPPIN UP TO THE BIG GIRLS!!!

NOW HE'S PART OF /MLB/'S COLLECTION
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>>154427434

How did you get a pic of me?
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>>154427425
Was that from last night when miller shat the bed?
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>>154427434
ew that thing looks DISUGSTING KEK!!!!!!!
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>>154427434
kek so true
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doggie doos kek
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doggie doos kek
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>>154427434
Goblin
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doggie doos kek
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fuwawa doyerpaco seething KEK
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>>154427456
HAHHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHHA DOG SHITTER ETERNALLY CRYAN!!!!!
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Enjoy the traffic Doyggers KEEEEEK
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doggiedoos kek!! KEK!!!
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>>154427456
LOL
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>>154427453
>>154427454
>>154427455
>>
doggie doos kek
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>>154427441
San Diego FC has had strong attendance since their first MLS season, San Diego may have found their sport.
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Dalton SUCKing
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GImme the money faggers LOL
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I literally have to leave the thread this is incane
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>dodgers losing is the only way Padres can cope
You lost to faggot. the only difference is you guys are eternal losers. nothing to show for it. Eat shit homos
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imagine having shit and piss colored uniforms kek
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hey doggie HEY DOGGIE KEK
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>>154427339
was looking for this for so long doggie doos kek
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>>154427489
kek seethe bitch
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>lose
>immediately think of the Padres
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>>154427369
Solid, two walks and a deep flyout
nothing exceptional in the field but solid
they actually intentionally walked him in the 9th lol
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I need a dodger dog in my ass to recover from this loss to the Marlins...ugh!
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>>154427489
Based!! Redpilled even!!!!
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YO LIL DOGGIE
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>doyerpacos cant handle the bantz
KEK
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>>154427487
mood status?
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I-its gotta be discord!
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>>154427511
I-I AIN'T EVE- AUGH!!1
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poodrepacos need chatgpt to cheer for their team kek
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the fucking padres cord again? Fuck this
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I can’t understand the rivalry with the dodgers and padres because all the teams near me have been awful
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Stros going on a run this week. Alvarez will be at 1.300 OPS by sunday
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>>154427505
This is just projection. They're just ignoring you. Cubs fan btw.
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rent free kek
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>>154427513
fouled
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The Dodgers losing is like winning the World Series for /mlb/
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>>154427404
she's cute. check out my gf
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Only oldcums remember
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>>154427521
Not until Espada's retarded ass is kicked to the curb
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doggies doos lost I heard
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None of you are funny. this is a persns lief not a game !! kek!!!
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>>154427517
As a neutral observer, these chants are hilariously dogshit
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I need it in my ass
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DID SOMEONE SAY PISSBOI?!

hahahhahhahaha...HAHAAHAHHA!!!!
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Not me doggiedoos nyyooooooo!!!!
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Kyle Tucker could have been on the Mets.
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>doyers
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>>154427517
>can't even make a good chant with AI helping
Padres are a doomed franchise and their fanbase are a bunch of retards who seethe at the mere mention of the dodgers.
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240 million for the chinlet!!!!!!
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>>154427404
>>154427533
hnnng now THAT'S what's in
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We need nu tho.
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60m a year for a worm lel doggie doos kek
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>>154427568
holy fucking kekioli
>>
But I thought Troonhei Gooktani was a generational talent? Last I checked he shouldn't lose to a pitcher named, "Junk".
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>>154427355
the dodger fan side of me wants to take offense, but the part of me that suffers from a slight case of general beanery exhaustion believes this is real
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>>154427568
They actually spent on him LOL
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>>154427561
say that to my face fucker not online and see what happens
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>>154427589
kek!!
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>>154427589
kek!!
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>>154427536
Is it really Espada's fault, Dana Brown is the one that built the pitching staff.
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>>154427590
holy based oldchad reference
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>>154427589
kek!!
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>>154427589
kek!!
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>>154427596
Espada couldn't manage a good pitching staff, either. Dana is still a big ? considering his moves have actually had somewhat paid off, though the farm is very concerning.
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>>154427383
>fraudulent wrobocock
klenk. advanced stats are coming for you mr. barrelled line-out man, enjoy the leaderboard while it lasts
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>>154427582
>>>/wsg/6136007
it's better with sound
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the last 150 or so posts are all me
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>>154427611
peff????
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>>154427118
>miss me with that shit, statsfaggot.
based
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>>154427441
has anyone ever replied to this
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>>154427489
tell me they didn't suspend him for saying puto
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>>154427533
in all honesty, would be a stay at home dad for our two children while she makes 100k as a nurse
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>>154427610
why did i click on this
why did i klenk at this
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We're in here now
>>154431343



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