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Has this series changed your opinion of him?
>>154428028Celtics up 3-2
>>154428028So this >>154427948 is you faggot. I knew you were an inCeltics faggot
>>154428038yes and no. like I need to see more
>>154428038Dont be too harsh on pablo when my raptors sweep them next round
>>154428047If the raptors make the ECF, nobody will take east seriously anymore
>>154428052the east is very volatile. any team can make the finals if they get hot at the right time. example, last years pacers
>>154428052I guess they will respect it if magic are in it? cmon man
>>154428052it has never been taken seriously from the start
>>154428038Playing how he usually does, just without the 3pt magnet that he had in last year’s ‘offs. Horrible player
raptors thunder final
>>154428057They are an 8 seed so no lol.
>>154428063Honestly I’d take it.
>>154428052>anymore
>>154428028>I wanna call in from work today so I can stay in, watch the games and be comfy but I need the money.I need the money for this trip + that pc I wanna get by this summer. fuck bros...
>>154428085You guys work?
>>154428028raptors are my sleeper pick to come out of the east ive always been high on them since I predicted Darko would be a HC someday.
Kon knueppels brother offered by Duke. They are TAKING OVER
>>154428092wait is most of /nba/ unemployed lol.
>>154428085What time do you work? games start when i clock out at 5.
>>1544281162-8 pm.
>>154428124Those hours sound so ass
>>154428124Just clock in brother
>>154428085work. some third worlder will have the game on his phone. it's always more kino watching it that way
>>154428133to make matters worse, I work 12-830 on weekends. like my entire day I just spend their its stupid. I dont even do anything most of the time.
>>154428138>some third worlder>checks flag
>>154428085>that pc I wanna get by this summerwhat PC?
>>154428150pussy control by prince
I watched the Sixers Bawston highlights and it looked like Boston SOLD really fucking bad.They made it look like Tatum dropped about 50,
>>154428152Joe just has to play pritch more, idk why hes so afraid to use him for a full game as a starter.
>>154428150just something that works. also buying a desk and gaming chair.
>>154428157Defensive liability + not consistent
>>154428162>prebuilt>all in one>newfat firsty cringe
Libtards are mad about the new proposed tanking rules kek>le poor get poorer
>>154428175you're sick in the head if your making this about politics.
>>154428175in the past it would be easy to say "the wizards, pistons, and hornets will just be eternally bottom 3" but they already turned things around
>>154428184so who's the scapegoat, cant be the jazz cause they actually have play off success but haven't found their franchise player yet.
>>154428192pelicans were spoonfed a #1 pick, multiple good players and still failed
>>154428197>pelicans were spoonfed a #1 picktwice
>>154428181They’re the ones likening it to politics. Go and look at the shit people are saying on twitter. I agree that it’s nothing like the real economy, completely different incentive structure
What pro-tank people don’t seem to acknowledge is that these terrible teams are almost always there by their own volition. Nobody forced these teams to blow up their rosters in exchange for picks, they did that because the current incentive structure made it a viable strategy. The implementation will hurt those teams a bit, but it’s necessary because from now on nobody will do that
what kings gonna do then
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shit teams are shit teams regardless of where they draft. Thinking that they can fix themselves just through the draft is why they're shit teams. Then when a team like the spurs who know what they're doing decide to tank they clean up and become a potential dynasty. While shit teams are drafting Risachers they're drafting Castles
>>154428236Maybe not trade away their best player like they did last time, or trade for notoriously unimpactful ‘stars’ like they also did last time
>>154427246>>154427258I've been saying this.There's so many players for White people to larp: Wemby (French), Cooper Flagg (New England), Kon Knueppel (Midwestern (German)), all coming from actual civilizations. And yet I always see wignats worshipping those two obnoxious fatasses from the Balkans.
>>154428252Both Australia and New Zealand have very large balkan diaspora populations
When did (you) realize that most NBA players have had gay relations?
>>154428252Wembys too woke and the others arent good enough yet
>>154428276when i played varsity basketball at a jesuit school
>>154428276When I saw Luka divorce his wife while flirting with Austin Reaves every game
>>154428157ball hog + can't guard maxey. if he gets starter minutes he's going to need 25+ points and if not it would be for nothing since he is taking brown and tatum out of their rhythm
Any update on this one after this season?
>>154428391i hope he's fit enough to embarrass celtics to early exit before dying again
>>154428113There's a FAGGOT who sits around all day sucking Celtics dick 24/7 and making Pete Maravich threads who clearly doesn't work
>>154428391uhh it eventually went to 50/50 at some point i think there was a graphic when it was 452 played and 452 missed or something
>>154428394if the knicks advance i want to see sixers vs knicks with embiid healthy. if the hawks advance i dont care if embiid plays or not there is no story there since the core he played against is all gone from that '21 hawks series
>>154428395don't forget the paragraph-obsessed leaf
Please god let the pistons lose to the 8 seed 4-1 it'd be so funny
>>154428406And the jokicskitz who will do the same defending Jokic
>>154428339And yet the team plays better when he’s on because he’s their best shot creator and never turns the ball over
EmBOSTON vs the celtics has had eight 30 point playoff games. Thursday will be the 9th one.
>>154428295That's fine, Woke is the new redpilled. No one with fair skin and brightly-colored eyes is doing the nazi larp anymore in 2016+10.And I've got to say, in this last series against the Israeli Trail Blazers, I've seen Spurs fans on twitter saying the most out of pocket shit, I respect it.
>>154428447>when he's onwhich isn't guaranteed which is why you can't guarantee him minutes. If brown/white/tatum shots aren't falling you can at least know they will get rebounds and defend at an above league average level.
>>154428276when dwight howard grabbed that dudes balls. then when d wade let his son turn into a fruitcake
>>154428276Magic Johnson and his child was obvious enough
>>154428468Apolitical is the new redpilled
>>154428473Pritchard’s a solid rebounder and playmaker though. He’s much less likely to shoot you out of a game than White or Brown
Denise avdija portland dysentery
Today we banish the leveland steamers
>>154428572Dominayton will rape shetgoon. And Demon great white hope is back
wow the celtics lost at home to the 76ers
>>154428927Common smelltics L.
>>154428927game 2 as well
Some teams just dont deserve good picks because they'll simply poison them like Wizards and Pelicans
>>154428055>the east is very volatile What you mean is the east is hot garbage. So any team that plays halfway decent basketball for a stretch on accident is the one that makes it to the finals. And since the whole conference is a joke, when one team actually plays well they usually cakewalk to the finals and are usually much more healthy then the team that made it through the western gauntlet. Last year’s bad luck of course being the exception to that. Just disband the conferences at this point the east is an unfixable joke. Also deport the entire thunder team to Gaza. There, nba is much better now
>>154428162>he has to save up all year for a shitty 500 dollar prebuilt Holy fucking grim
>>154428927Can embiid force it to 7?
Who want me?
>>154429357dude no
>>154429384You can't score on me, five. Seat belt.
>tfw your mom buys court side tickets
>>154429357Yes. There were like 6 straight possessions where he went to the paint. This celtics team doesn't have Al Horford or Porzingus. Nobody is stopping embiid in the paint so you either let embiid score 40 or double him and pray Grimes/VJ/PG/Maxey miss their 3's
these bums b like: damn we should've come to the east
gau pasol
>>154429542Just to lose.>>154429597Fix your bitrate bro.
Do the spurs (spuds is what you call them?) have any chance this year? the tall alien kid is pretty good
>>154430097As long as OKC isn't too healthy then yea they have a shot. The OKC 2nd round series can't be another sweep they will be so well rested having only played 8 games until the WCF.
Why do they call Wembayana "French". That doesn't sound like a French name to me.
>>154429542tina fey still hot
>>154428475hey don't disrespect dwight like that it was just a joke bro>>154429331Is the east really that bad? last I checked the regular season west vs east record wasnt that imbalanced. indiana took okc to 7 games. even when underdogs make it out of the east they still put up a good fight, the west let dallas get out a couple of years ago only to be steamrolled by boston.
>>154429357Its possible, the celtics bigs are legit an all you can eat buffet.
>>154430097yeah they have a clean path to the chip. in rd2 they play the winner of hospital wolves and nuggies, if jokic keeps playing bad its an easy clap for the spurs. after that they play okc who they raped in the regular season. then in the finals they play whoever comes out of the east, there's no one they can't beat. only problem could be player inexperience but they're a very experienced organization
>>154430194Based milf enjoyer
>>154430340Yea if spurs or okc is in the finals shit will be over in 5, the east is just too ass
It doesn't matter who wins. Wolves and Nuggets match up well against the Spurs. Spurs don't have a chance
>>154430173Embiid is "French" too.
I forgot AD is on the 'zards
>>154430398KD to the Magicians next year? Back to his home town and with his bf Trae. Put Slim Tweeter on a vet min.
Either of the Thompson brothers would be a great addition to my Nugget.
You haters used to get to bron but not anymore
>>154430358how is the east bad? west vs east is only .505 win rate this year, in very slight favor of westif anything this is an inversion of recent years because the west looks top heavy with shitters at the bottom while the east has 7 and 8 seeds that can make a runsuns and blazers << 76ers and orlando >>154430361minnesota cant do shit with that hospital backcourt. den matches up better but they still need to hit their 3s just to have a chance of maybe making it a long series
>>154430436not unless you can teach amen how to shoot
>how is the east bad?
The memes used to get to him, wow
Lebron should've never worn number 23. Stop putting jordan on a pedestal.
>>154430537Why? Jordan is the goat
>>154430524>lebron scrolling down the genny and sees one of lemickey poster's anime girls mocking him
Celtics V Knicks looking like a mid-off
>>154430498if okc is so good why do trash teams like indiana and denver take them 7 games? if the west is so good how did those bum mavericks make it out just to get roflstomped?
The Pistons have the tools to beat the Magic, Bickerstaff is just a dogshit coach. Stevens or Pop would coach this team to at least an ECF.
NO APPENDIX,DECLARATION OF INDEPENDENCE,SIXERS IN SEVEN!
The Mavericks had Luka and Bronson, and now don't have either? what happened there
>>154430398>AD wants to play 20 yearsI can't believe this isn't NBACentel
>>154430577c-c-checked...??? tatumbros what do we do?
Should I be cool with the NCR or the Legion?
>>154430569>okc vs sunsgood team vs bad team>sas vs porgood team vs mid team>hou vs labad team vs mid team>den vs minmidoff>det vs orltwo good teams>boston vs 76ersgood team vs mid>knicks vs hawksmidoff>cavs vs tormidofftotal: good 2 west 3 eastmid 4 west 5 eastbad 2 west 0 east
No team that has won the finals in the past 12 years has had a first round series go to 6 or 7 games. Meaning, the Spurs or Thunder will win the finals this year.
>>154430580luka + washed kyrie as your only scorers is enough to win a conference? seems like a pretty shit conference to me then
Rattled durian
>>154430602I hate NCR fed ass niggas and legion is gay af, so neither.
>>154430633>>154430639> No team that has won the finals in the past 12 years has had a first round series go to 6 or 7 games.Lakers confirmed
>>154430424>is to another young team that makes the semis only to regress them to a first round exitI can see it
Anticipating anudda Houston win tonight
i miss westbrook posting when he was on the niggets
>>154430646YE HEEEAA, WHO WON THE LOTTERY?! I DID!
>The Detroit Pistons are reportedly set to sign Partizan forward Isaac Bonga for an $875,000 release clause following the Las Vegas Summer LeagueBonGOD is back after being seasoned by HIGH IQ Europeans
>>154430577this is our year !
>>154430756#TrustTheProcessButForRealThisTimeItsFinallyTimeReallyBelieveItItsTrueComeOnGuysWeAreDueThisIsOurYear
>>154430837Built for Dwight Howard's BBC
>trash teams like indiana and denver
the faggot op is killing these threads in the playoffs
Anyone else feel like KD is a cuck?>Westbrook is OKC's most beloved player historically>SGA is the most accomplished in OKC>Golden State won before him, with him, and after him and he was always behind Curry in adoration>the Nets thing went nowhere>Suns made the finals and won 60 games before him>the Rockets were a 2 seed before he showed upAnd people laugh at me when I say Giannis, Jokic, Dirk, and Kawaii are higher on the all time list.
>>154430942off the court matters and being an alpha leader of men is what you need to win and be great. 1vs1 KD the goat but it's a team game so he's a loser.
>>154430942>the Nets thing went nowhereOnly because of injuries, five. KD is kinda a fraud though for real. Can't believe he's ducking LeMickey plus the one game he played he got cooked and he's on his burner roasting his teammates. Been getting more and more difficult to defend bro just because of some 1v1 hypothetical fantasy theories.
Accurate.
>>154431103The Joker in 20s.
Lakers OKC will be so boring, can we just skip to OKC Spurs
>>154431103Dwight for 10s
>>154428028>>154428028PeteGOD threadTateGOD thread
>>154431220This is 100% petefag
Take me back
Got some homemade pizza dough in the fridge ready for custom pizzas tonight. My wife is bringing her new coworker over to watch the big game, it's gonna be so fun! Go Lakers!
>>154431265Her coworker got big tits?
>>154431265Based. The bull comes over tonight. Lakers better get this win!
Do the 2015-16 Pistons beat this currrent Pistons team?
>>154431265>My wife is bringing her new coworker over to watch the big game, it's gonna be so fun! Go Lakers!It's a big buff black guy, isn't it
For me, it's the 2015 Warriors
Malaysia, why are you obsessed with big buff black guys, five?
>>154431294I WANT IGUODALA
>>154431312Dont kinkshame
>>154430524>ynr early 2010s facebook memes of Lebron with 0 rings
>>154431312Sir, this is /nba/
>>154431371>Hey Kobe>Hey Bron>Why didn't you invite me to your party>I tried to call you, but there was no ring
>>154431312Bulgaria…
>>154431312you’re insane
rockets in 7nuggets in 7
We split the ticket last night, 2-2. Embiid was only two assists away from that double-double. Blazers got packed up and didn't put up the fight I was hoping to see. 76ers & Knicks both got the job done. Three games tonight. Let's smash those bookies.>Pistons-Magic over 211.5I can't lay -10.5 with the Pistons, but at the same time the bookies are begging us to take the Magic. We've seen this twice already, where the team that has looked dominant and is up 3-1 is getting huge dog prices. We saw it with the Lakers & Wolves in their previous games. We watched them both get rocked. Don't take the bait. One thing I do know is that if Pistons want to win this game, they have to step it up on offense. They need to push the pace. I also think the refs will tighten up on the Magic's handsy defense tonight. They're not just gonna let an 8 seed waltz in and eliminate a 1 seed. Refs will make them earn it. I'm going contrarian. I like offense to take precedence over defense tonight.>Raptors +9.5Cavs are still the worst ATS team in the league. They did handle business in their first two home games, but they are 17-23 ATS as home favorites this year. Raptors have confidence and momentum. I think they go into Cleveland and at least keep it competitive.>Rockets -4.5Game 4 is how we all expected this series to go when we heard Luka and Reeves would be out. And I think we will see more of the same tonight. I do think Rockets are the better team in their current forms. It took Luke Kennard averaging 21 ppg in the first three games for Lakers to take those. Game 4 was a back to reality moment as Kennard only scored 7 points on 37% shooting. If you need Luke Kennard to look like prime Steph in order to win, then I don't like your chances in the long run. The Rockets are 6-2 ATS as road dogs this year. The public is all over the Lakers tonight with a whopping 81% of the money on them. I'm going the other way. Good luck, and don't bet what you don't have
Damn look at how Timmy’s girl looks at TJShe dating the wrong Timmy
>>154431617Fellas is it gay to bring your to girl front row to watch athletic men with you?
The teacher is bringing this into the classroom. What are we watching?
Imagine either Tatum or Shaivonte winning a second chip and being crowned king of the 2020s. I might just off myself
>>154431359Bro hears coworker and defaults to Dwight Howard instead of Rachel Nichols that's just crazy.
>>154431643Yet another episode of inceltic melty.
>>154431643We watched Romeo and Juliet and saw her massive tits. The next day the teacher asked what part of the movie we were on and the loudest kid told him an earlier scene. So we watched the titty scene again. That was a nice couple of days.
>https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZTkqKkTX6/Watch it carefully. He jumps and lands then takes off and travels. I like how the lakers can get away with this shit and also the illegal pulling on the crucial jump balls.
I ain't clicking tiktok links, five.
Why did NBA fans start constantly spouting "gravity" like Pucci
did that faggot just link tiktok
>>154431617The girl on the left is hotter
>>154431774I wonder how timmy deals with the chillen. All that yapping and hollering. >>154431773Its a video of lebron in slow motion. Tiktok is a video site just like YouTube and PH. Not a big deal. Only boomers talk like that.
>>154431813neck yourself
>>154431813Just make a webm, five. We're on an IMAGEboard. Post a damn image.
She find pictures in my emailI sent this bitch a picture of my dickI don't know what it is with femalesBut I'm not too good at that shit
>>154431643a plane just hit the world trade center
no pic/webm, no (you), simple as
I think rockets lose tonight. I think okc sweeps the lakeshow. Nuggets comeback and win. Spurs beat them. Okc bears spurs. Okc beats Celtics.
>>154431643Bill Nye
Rockets in 7You know it I know it
I just realized we are going to the finals
>>154431721Ignore the boomers anon
>>154431611>Quintupling down on the craptors
>>154428442Yeah what kind of faggot losers losers spend all day posting on a messabebaord.I mean, besides you
MVP in Adam Silver's NBA
>>154431977>Rockets in 77 what? 7 years?
>>154431617The fuck Timmy gon do?
>>154432027Why do PeteLORD and JokicGOD make babbs seethe?
>>154432014We're gonna sextuple down on them to wrap the series up in Toronto on Friday night.
>>154432038Goof around All you wantI have watched so many Animus, the Redemption Arc of KD is upon usHe will go Goblin Mode
ngl I'm glad Austin coming back tonight to get completely exposed by Amen. I hope we trade him this summer and get luka some actual help.
>>154432059imagine adding "lebum blew a 3-0 series lead" to the anime poster copypasta it will be glorious
>>154430173His mom is French and his dad is ethnically Congolese but born in Belgium, so he is still culturally French. Vic admits he takes after his mom more too, for whatever that's worth. He is much more French than Congolese.>>154430376Embiid is fully Cameroonian, born and raised in Cameroon, and he's a giant dumb stinking nig who digs in his booty and sniffs it. He was gifted French citizenship by Macron personally for whatever reason. No comparison.
>>154432053It’s the babb that was arguing with the Jokic AI Poster, he got IP wiped and is likely evanding ban. He dick rides the lakers and Dwight Howard. He hates white people. Seeing a white person in the OP makes him lose it.
>>154432100New /nba/ schizo dropped, lakerschizo / babbschizo
>>154432100>He dick rides Dwight Howard.Based. Dwight makes both babbs and bawbs seethe.>>154432086>He was gifted French citizenship by Macron personally for whatever reason. No comparison.Embiid promised to play for them in the Olympics but he hustled themThey could have had Gobert, Wemby, and Embiid at the same time kek
>>154432120>newNigga been on my dick for at least 4 years.
>>154432100This poster has been in /nba/ for a while. He was more subtle about his hatred for Jokic and Pete but more recently he’s been more vocal and annoying about it. >>154432174This isn’t even the first time he’s been banned for doing shit like this before. I’m glad I’m not the only person here who remembers.
>>154432230You can tell he's gone when 80% of the posts in the thread aren't about me.
paolo time
Paolo and Cade are going to end the mixed race meme in the NBA
>>154431103replace 80s with Kareem again (70s can be Alcindor)90s with Pippen00s with Derek Fisher and a 7 foot silhouette behind him10s with Klay
>>154432273Imagine being a 1st seed, and a 60 win team, and getting gentleman swept by the 8th in the first round. To die in this sordid way…5 pieced like some low Play In team. SHAME!
Finals confirmed
>>154432378Jeez
>>154432378pistons and nuggs got clamped
worlded bros…im feeling tremors underneath my feet..
>>154432378Embiid is taking the Incelts out. Oh, wait, never mind. He played a full game. He’s probably injured again.
>>154428475
>>154432378is it more a offensive drop off or an increase of defensive intensity in the 'offs
Why does this series have so much motion
Expecting magic cavs and rockets wins
Is this real?
>>154432634>expecting tragic to win without FranzGOD
>>154432647people will pay it
brother you are making nobody nervous
>>154430837I truly believe non whites think being zesty is the coolest shit in the world
>>154432718bro trynna look good before rockets dump him and build around amen and reed
>>154432455This. I can't fuckin believe the slurping he's getting for playing one fucking game. It's such hilariously lowered expectations it's like when people praise retards for doing nornal shit>did Mr. $500 million in career earnings fraudulent MVP have his one good playoff game for the year>aww that's so great we're so proud of you>take another three weeks off why don't you you look so tiredDude is supposed to be doing this routinely, not once a year. But I guess Phillyfags nave to take their silver linings where they can find them. Enjoy almost making iut of the firsr round, you pathetic bitches
>>154432029Now post Jokic's
>>154432647>ticket (per person)>gas + parking>food + drinks>transit timeI'm a bit surprised all playoff games haven't gone PPV, to be honest
>>154431631Just realized Timmy is dating a girl that has 2 kids and was dating dark skinned rappersAnd he brings her to watch basketball Absolutely cuck behavior by Timmy I am no longer a fan of his but support him supporting my Knicks
>>154432849screencapped, i'll make sure to remind you when he has 45 in game 6 and then a 25 point triple double in game 7
>>154432100For the record, none of those posts were AI.
>>154432983Bruh he's either missing game 6 entirely or flaking out halfway through. He blew his wad and his fat ass isn't going to be able to cope with one day's rest
>>154432852Defensive MONSTER is locking shit up, nigga!
>Lakers have to deal with the Tony Brothers and Harrypen Goonpotter tonightAAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEE IT'S OVER
>he hates white peopleBased. I'm white and I hate them
>>154433243You're one of those so called white Oklahomo fans huh.
>>154432253most of us don't like you either
>>154433263Go Celtics! I'm also gay and a tranny. My hair is purple too
>>154433279sygau
self hating whites are faggots
whites are bigger faggots
i need not mention the hindus..
>>154433359>t. puerto rican
He's back!
Why are the lakers named the lakers when there are no lakes near los angeles? Shit doesn’t make sense Same with memphis grizzlies. There aren’t grizzly bears in Tennessee
>>154432100I think you're conflating 3 different people. There are a couple people who are Dwight dick riders and there's a Lakers dick rider who hates the Celtics
>>154433424idk if ur trolling but its because they were originally from minnesota
>>154433434I didn’t know that. I thought minnesota has the timberwolves
>>154433461this was in like the 50s-60s. they then moved to los angeles but kept the name Lakers. they used to be the minnesota lakers.
>>154433461Minnesota has the BABBs actually.
>>154433424the funniest one is the utah jazz, especially because you have an active new orleans franchise and i imagine utah must be one of the least jazzy states; but in nba terms "utah jazz" just feels right
>>154433424uh...using natural locations and objects in your names like lakes and bears to avoid being sued by Hollywood's copyright laws.
Should be LA Spics
Memphis Criminals
>>154434098the LA Adrenochromes
>>154433329many are saying this
LA Fent ZombiesLA Left Lane Slow Drivers LA GridlockLA FoodiesLA Beach Rats LA 909 Haters
>>154434046But Orlando Magic is literally named after Disney World>>154434289>LA GridlockKino
The more you study the game, the more you realize LeBron is the GOAT
It pains me to say it. but Luka fits right in at the LA Trannies. Like a glove even
>>154434342How can someone be the nba GOAT and never have won the dunk or 3 point contest? It’s 1. MJ2. Bird3. Kobe4. Steph5. Dwight
His Raptor finna win todayHarden in Game 5s, whole arena gonna smell like shit with his bricks
>>154434342Lebron is too beta to be in the goat conversation
i was watching this takeshi kitano interview with kurosawa and how funny that kurosawa shows up in some goofy lakers sweater
>>154433431The IP wipe proves they are the same person
>>154434632IP wipe? Maaan, I can’t even wipe my own ass.
>>154434098Sad part is, California used be majority white.
>>154434745coincidentally and by literally no logical reason it's also when it was the best
Do you know how bad your posts have to be to get IP wiped? Good lord
>>154434810It just means you were shitting up a thread and the mods can’t be bothered to delete every single one of your posts individually.
>>154428055>last years pacerschokers
The guy who bullied me in high school lost his leg in a car accident. What should I add to this message that I'm about to send him?
>>154434745Owari da...
>>154435253This is Kevin Durant levels of pettiness.
>>154435253>What should I add to this message that I'm about to send him?Lakers in 5
>>154435253>ps. pls send foot pics
>>154435253I bet he could still kick your ass even with the one leg
>>154435253>Incel thinks Chad remembers him
>>154435253Add in something about karma
>>154435253>imagine being up 3-1 and choking!
>>154432378>it's just a graph showing how fucking awful the suns are
>>154435375He definitely does. I saw him at Walmart a few years ago and he tried to make small talk and I told him that I fucking hated him. He looked genuinely upset by that interaction.>>154435347I'd just walk away briskly until he gets tired of chasing me.
>>154435253kek
>>154435347
>>154435253I've always wondered why people seem to hold more contempt for the victims of abuse and pressure them to get over it and move on while they're more willing to forgive and give the perpetrator the benefit of the doubt.
>>154435253i've bullied people and been bullied in different schools in my life.i still feel really bad about the people i bullied. i'm not that person anymore, people change, you run with a bad crowd sometimes and you just do stuff to survive the mean streets of school. and you're a kid or a teen, you're full of weird hormones and you only realize afterwards how stupid you are. i would ask any of the people that i helped get bullied for their forgiveness, but i would understand if they don't forgive me. so i think you should take into account that even though the clock can't be turned back, the trauma cannot be undone that sometimes things just happen, people are more than their actions
ready 4 sum paolo magic
>>154435253I was gonna pick up this cute black girl but then as I was driving, I realized she stayed in the hood. I immediately turned around and drove back home. She's texting me right now asking what happened and I still haven't responded. Fuck that.
>>154435740You're honestly right, but I already sent the message.
>>154435793Aura
Theres a first for everything
>>154435793kek
>>154435793do you feel better?
My high school bully suffered brain injuriesfrom a boating accident and is now a vegetable He was well liked within our community but he caused me so much pain and trauma growing up. I won’t say I wished this on him, nor do I want this guy to die but I cannot feel bad for him whatsoever.
>>154435911Yeah
>>154435711because the perp is chad and the victim is soi
Pistons will win this series.
The pistons, like Chads, will always win
>>154436215magic in 5
>>154435793based
Yea... OKC in 4
I started playing 2k26 after 2k18 being the last 2k game I bought and the shooting is way more intuitive and fun. You don't even need the shot meter anymore.
>>154436240lakeshits are so fucked
so many people in here seething over west coast superiority. kek.never fails
>>154435711Because 95% of the time the victim response is vastly disproportionate to the original offense. >I got called a faggot in high school>this totally justifies shooting up the school! Usually the autists end up justify the "bullying" in retrospect. They couldn't understand that Chad was just taking the piss and trying to help them stop being a weird faggot.
Today's games are the most obvious stomps for the home team
>>154436240>another graph showing how awful the suns are
>>154434342TRVKE
>>154436327Bullying warps someone's mind into feeling completely powerless and cause them to end up taking the most extreme actions to regain a sense of control. It's the bully's fault.
>>154434342Our glorious King James shall have statues built in his image.
>>154436421I wonder if those bullies were ever bullies themselves. Likely abused by adults and older kids. Maybe you should learn to forgive just the same and understand the reasoning for other’s behavior, especially young, developing minds.
>>154436460I don't have to do any of that and I'm not going to. Still laughing at the one legged shitstain as we speak.
>>154436421Most people who get bullied were already mentally unstable in the first place. Low IQ Chads don't understand how autism works, and autists don't understand that low IQ Chads are just fucking around and taking the piss like they normally do with other people.
>>154436518This…I teased a kid in grade school all the time when I was younger because he legit thought he was a dragon. I never meant anything by it in a malicious way, in fact, most of it was done with the intent of him hopefully catching a subliminal cue of “hey man, quit acting like a fucking retard because there are other people who sincerely hate you and belittle you” Eventually I let off of him but I doubt he ever really forgave me for it
>>154435740at least you have good chocolate
>>154436580My high school bully is now a sissy bottom and my sex slave. Funny how life works out.
Im worried about my nephew bros. He is only 2 and a half and can count to 50 and knows the alphabet and all the phonetics. But he cant speak in sentences. He does have an expressive face and will laugh with you and stuff. I think he has what I would term "4chan autism" where he is highly intelligent but likely going to be socially challenged. I want to help him and im not sure how to. He is very predisposed to repetitive behaviors and intensely dislikes all foods other than the small handfull that he will eat. Im naturally more of a chad and never got bullied or had weak social skills so I dont really know what he needs that would help him to be well rounded and not end up like most of the faggots who reside on this website.
>>154428028Why doesn’t mo Wagner get any run? Can he really be worse than goga? I find that hard to believe.
>>154436605If he's still the same way in 2 years, then you should worry
The Chosen One, The Kid from Akron, The Little Emperor, The Akron Hammer, Captain LeMerica, King LeBron Raymone James. If you ain't been a part of it, at least you got to witness, bitches.
>>154436636LeBased
>>154436605As long as hes not the most autistic kid in school he'll be fine, the kids will pick on the weirdest one.
Not gonna lie I thought my Spurs would be getting a little more love from Kalshi. These are the latest numbers. OKC are MASSIVE favorites
>no one cared who i was until i put on the mask
>>154436354Suns were one of the best teams in the league at causing turnovers. OKC is just better.
Cade will rise again.
>>154436857maybe he can get to the coveted 7.0 topg mark
Why is Luka so fucking good in the playoffs?
Why is the point of those three point specialist white guys who get cooked on defense like Duncan Robinson when you can just get someone who is 3 and D?
>>154436885It's a lot easier to find a 3 than a 3 and D. Good 3 and D are the most valuable players in the league, it's why guys like Nico had Jrue Holiday listed on the same caliber as Jokic as a trade target.
>>154436885Detroit have to play Duncan Robinson because Malik Beasley got caught fixing games.
>>154436885basic principle of substitutes within a context of supply and demand
>>154436919In that case I would just settle for a good midrange guy who is serviceable on D like Rui Hachimura, although that's kind of a dying breed as well. If your team lacks three point shooting then it is what it is, no player should be a traffic cone on the other end. I feel like the analytics here would say a player would have to be extraordinarily good even by NBA standards at their 3s to justify it.
Is there a bigger KWAB team than the Cavs?
ok enough fooling around its time for me to ENTER
What do you notice
>>154437052Poor lil bawb has a Reaves jersey......sad........
>Im posting with a bunch of incels who were bullied in high school and still have resentment todayYeah, Im out
>Be the 1st seed>your games are on Amazon Primethe disrespect is insane
>>154437128See you in 30
American bullies be like "come here nerd I'm going to give you a wedgie!".
I'm here for Bronny James Jr
>>154437174American bullies will just call you you a faggot and pull your pants down in the hallway. Apparently bullies in asian countries will beat the shit out of you every day until you kill yourself. According to anime I have seen. They are like 100x more extreme
>>154436885because most "3&D" guys are streaky shooters at best.
>>154436885>who is 3 and Dyou can probably name all the real 3&D guys in one hand. Theyre either great shooters and shitty defenders or vice versa
Reminder that a team of 8 prime Kyle Korvers and two ball-handling, defensively solid point guards would win multiple rings.
Tatum is the best 3&D player in the league
>>154428038no opinion needs to change of 1 man. His entire team can play. Wagner and Bane have been on fire when they need points the most. A lot of (You) forget that this is a team sport
>>154437174what's your point
so is Franz this generations Penny/Grant Hill? Dude has potential to be a top 10 player but is always injured
>>154437256German Embiid
>>154437256>Dude has potential to be a top 10 playerNot even close
>>154437013Wizards getting the 12th pick in the next draft.
>>154437248American bullies would get bullied in Bulgaria.
>>154437276stfu Borat
>>154437276depends. In the late 1990s/early 2000s, no, but now with the current political climate I wouldnt doubt it
>>154437288Late 90s early 00s American bullies would get bullied in late 90s early 00s Bullgaria.
>>154437238tatum isn't even the best 3&D player in the celtics/sixers series
>>154437174this sounds like something AD would say. Has Bulgayria been AD this entire time?
>>154437300Nah. Thats peak American culture. Your eastern Euro ass would be beaten until you realized your a beneath us
Magic Time
>>154437136I need one of your edits with the anime about the second prettiest girl from her class...
>>154437305Didn't AD get raped by his teammates in college?
American bullies be like "hah swirlie time!"
>>154437321Paolo is only good with Franz as the main guy. Paolo as the main guy is just a lottery team
>>154437321based
my magic are gonna shock the worlded
>>154437332AD was still getting wedgies in college
>>154437341bout to bully them shittonsdetoilet finna get swirliedgimme your lunch money pissdungs
>>154437321kek
Put all your money on Magic winning this, with or without the refs.>You've been told
>Michael Wilbon says Jordan attempted to ‘soften’ media criticism of LeBron James>“I remember having a conversation with Michael who said, ‘Hey, take it easy. When you talk about this tomorrow, take it easy on this kid. And here’s why.’ And Michael had a list of reasons of things that he really liked about LeBron James,” Wilbon said. “He didn’t have to do that! But he understood what was going to go on publicly because he had been on the other end of that early in his career.”>Michael understood despair in the playoffs,” Wilbon said, noting Jordan faced similar criticism about his inability to win before getting his first ring. “So, he wanted to soften that blow for LeBron James, who was coming up later. If people think Jordan has somehow resented LeBron, they’re wrong.”
>>154437321this is NOT ai i checked
Let's go Cavs!
taylor rooks sex
>>154437358>pissedins
>>154437389>TF>TPTurn off your VPN
magic in the finals confirmed
finna bully all the noisy neighbors into submission since my volume is bugged and capped so i need silence to hear the magic/detroit game
>>154437389Im going on vacation to Cancun soon, i'll try and get mitchells and hardens autographs while im there.
makes me wanna rewatch that magic 76ers game, pretty sure they threw it
Only shit teams playing today
Pistons about to get done by a literal jobber
>Duren startingFire Bickerstaff
>>154437420hit those nerds with the leaf blower
THEY HAVE THE SAME DAMN STARTERS OUT THERE WTF
Bickerstaff is a fucking fraud
why does banchero even shoot
Its gotta be embarrassing to know your ex is now fucking the guy guarding you in the playoffs
the fix is in
>>154437553and you are playing like shit too
>2 minutes in>four fouls
Did pablo really airball that shit? i just cant believe it
>>1544375755
The Orlando coach is one zesty buck
Another Cade TO
>Cade Cunningham>0 points>2 turnovers
Cade is not a real point guard. This bum is already on pace for another 10 turnover game.
people unironically think the thompson brothers are good
Something about how he looks unsettles me
Has Duren unironically been getting blamed for Cade's inability to run an offense this entire time?
>>154437627He’s a homosexual. Many such cases
The free throw disparity is 8 to 2 for the Pistons, but the Pistons have missed 5 of them, lmao
Cade cookin
>>154437637Duren has been a bum unironically
when did detroit learn how to score
>>154437655If Jalen Duren had prime CP3 or playoff Rondo as his point guard instead of Cade Turndaballova they'd make the conference finals.
Jamie finna play progressive
>>154437682Both of those guys probably had shooters to spread the defense, at least Rondo did, but I'm not against cade criticism
Cade will never fix his turnover problem. He's basically playoff Harden minus the shooting ability.
Who tf scheduled this shit? Why does cavs vs raptors start 30 mins after detroit vs pistons??? Does Silver genuinely think I can watch two games at the same rime
>>154437627He looks like that dude from the one Firefly episode that told the mechanic girl, "You ain't nothing but a body to me."
its so funny to watch people who either dont usually watch basketball or are long since lapsed fans reaction to LeBron >oh shit hes still playing? >why is he on the lakers? >why is he flopping around everywhere?
>>154437707this is very much a highlight sport
>>154437707Especially when the last game is always scheduled to start at 10pm so we have to wait in between games. Shit makes no sense. It should 6pm, 8pm, 10 pm.
>>154437707you're only supposed to gamble then watch the highlights
>>154437697CP3 didn't have shooters on the Hornets or early Clippers, he just dissected mfs with pick and roll variations. He made DeAndre Jordan look like a superstar.
>>154437553A true master of bantz would just turn that shit around>so how's my sloppy seconds bro>has she spent all your money yet>just fyi you might wanna get tested i think i gave ber something>i mean besides the herpes
>>154437370>>154437417>>154437498LOL
>>154437777You know what CP3 still doesn't have? A ring
Cade isn't actually a true PG, he's just another oversized combo guard, a Lula-lite. Swap him with Hali and this Pistons team would make the ECF
>>154437707They know that most people only watch the 2nd half, or rather just the 4th quarter. Who are we kidding? Most people just watch the last 5 minutes if the score is close.
Franz gets injured and the Magic immediately become shit.
Magic have had 8+ more free throws every game this series despite hacking like hell and now the refs are calling it 50/50 and it's suddenly "muh refs". Disney check must have bounced.
>wasting Tobias Harris' one good quarter of play this early
>>154437816That's what I'm saying. Cade has plenty of tools to work with, he's just not a good point guard. You can't win when your franchise player is turning the ball over ten times a game or dribbling the air out of the ball for 20 seconds at the top of the key.
>>154437850Harris has been dropping like 20 points a game on close to 50% shooting this series.
kek
brandon ingram please WAKE THE FUCK UP
>14 fts in the first quarterSilver made the call
They hit cade right in the face and no foul lol
I told you guys the Pistons need to push the pace if they want to win this. Can't let an 8 seed dictate the tempo.
>>154437832If they want me to watch an entire game then maybe don't give me 48 minutes of mechucking and refball coupled with announcers who are pure cancer and halftime shows that are metastazized cancer. 5 minutes of free tnrows, timeouts, needless reviews and Doris Burke is about about all I can stand
KWABOTY
Jalen Duren this series is an NTR story but with a good ending. He will reclaim his aura and get his girl and his contract back.
>>154437908Great news for Rockets fans
>>154437918For sure but what a bitch
>>154437908another night on the bench pretending he's a good team mate
LEMONPEPPAWANGZ
Orlando beaner bros, the Disney money isn't working. They're not letting our guys murderball anymore.
Fuck the nba
>>154437912think they'll still give him a max contract?
Why does this Cavs raptors announcer sound like he is on his death bed and he accepts it
>>154438001don't smoke, kids
Daniss Jenkins needs to be gone in the offseason. Bro is already 1-5.
Scottie is raping them
WTF? I h ave to choose between watching detroit getting swept and my raptors. WTF?
>>154438036pistons are winning, just watch the raptors
Jokic would sleepwalk the east
Cavs blow it up if they lose this series, right? Donovan is fool's gold.
I'm here for may main man Hologram, shoutout to all my holoniggas, elcloniggas are NOT welcome here and need to leave immediately
still tony
wnba season finna be litty
The Cavs prove that dawg actually matters. Replace Donovan Mitchell with Ant and this team is the best team in the east.
Ohayou /nba/Just woken up. Did I miss something?
>>154438091Is that female Shaq in the league yet?
>>154438104refs extending the pistons magic series
>>154438096you mean replace jarret allen with KAT
Robinson being a traffic cone again
>>154438104>Ohayou /nba/https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_ykSNapZAVE
yeesh this team looks awful whenever scottie isn't on the floor
>Banchero going crazy >Bane boutta fightKino series
>>154438167FUCK a nigga told me to watch raptors this nigga >>154438054
>>154435253based>>154431312You aren’t?
holy shit magic are going to win in detroit kek
ingram needs to let himself be carried
Awful Coaching must being having an aneurysm watching this Pistons defense sag off the 3 point shooter every single possession.
>>154438249Magic are a poor shooting team, so the Pistons are gambling for better rebound position. Awful Coaching doesn't know ball.
kek loud ass niggas
i just heard someone holler "nigga" on the broadcast
????
Entertaining 1st quarter. That CMB block on Mobley was impressive.
Orlando can’t win without Franz Wagner
>>154438278>when you leave your opponents wide open and they keep hitting shots it's actually a good thingThey're still NBA guards, you can't sag off that hard like their some 90s center.
>>154438104Sorry I’m the only German flag allowed here
>>154438273You mean 2025
tons of refball for the cavs, raps aren't allow to defend and cavs are allowed to charge
>>154438321>to clinch a seriesi think you misunderstood
>>154438306>keep hitting shotsYeah that's why they're down 15, buddy
>>154438321this series was never in clinching position for LeBron
>>154438332Now 6...
Gotta stop the Cavs memechucking
Sixers are winning the Weast
wait poetl is actually useful? holy shit
That no life AI jokicfag thinks I'm the one who got banned? Is he retarded? Everybody who hates Jokic isn't the same person. I just don't engage with schizos like him. Dwight owns Jokic and anybody who says otherwise is dumb as fuck
>>154438389Yep. We got him
I believe in BI
nice rack on amazon prine chick
>>154438467Update: not anymore
ingram is awful, also people complaining both teams couldn't shoot in game 4 and now they are hitting everything
>>154438455GOAT
>>154438467…
When will playoff teams learn James Harden is the definition of a playoff choker?
>>154430745that'll put butts in the seats.
NEW>>154438498>>154438498>>154438498
Refball going crazy
Fuck the Celtics
>>154438363Outrebounding them by 10 and up at the half. Pushing the pace is a much better strategy against the Magic than trying to get in the mud defensively with them. This is basic strategy to counteract an offensive team.Again, Awful Coaching doesn't understand ball. Everything is mechanical to him, like he autistically studied a playbook.
>>154438455>clippers: n/a man I'm still so disappointed we never got the battle of LA in 2020, wanted them to send bitch ass kawhi and pg13 home but jokic got to them first
My spurs are gonna win at the end of the day it’s inevitable. Deadass no cap
>>154438525Quit defending Shitterstaff. The NBA is the most nepotistic sports league in the world and guys like him getting HC job after HC job is proof of it. Muh pace strategy doesn't work with a turnover prone point guard and a g leaguer backup, that's why they're down 3-1.
>>154438104Jeder sagt meine Frau ist ein Fickschnitzel
>>154438554OKC and Boston are better teams. Wemby will always be a play away from missing a few games to months from an inury.
