>>154429355First for trans rights are human rights
Kane Cornes is based and 99% of his takes are spot on
>>154429360back in the team soon you reckon darce?
>>154429365>>154429372He’s playing tomorrow night bozos
first for trans Europe expresshttps://youtu.be/kv8_EZrNhpY
>>154429360applied for a new vagina yet mate iykwim haha
>>154429376>He
I don't like American sports but I don't mind baseball, which is basically Hispanic-coded at this point anyway and that's okay.
>>154429395I don't like it but I see that It mogs cricket to death and would rather if we played that
>>154429383>>154429376>>154429360stay strong fellastrains is very hard x
>trans europe expressThat’s what the collingwood boys call their footy trip
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xgXRkpl6KAI
>>154429395It’s not as good as test cricket but it’s better than t20. I do like the lore and the history behind it
>>154429398>rather if we played thatYeah same actually
>>154429395>
Really want to eat a snack but got a stomach ache
>>154429419Snacking is for children and obese slobs
*snacks*
>>154429417Wtf
>>154429427Based TipBLOB
I’m in my late 30s and have never had a root, might pretend to be aroace iykwim haha
>>154429417this is ancient /mlb/ baitdon't go there btw, it makes us look half way neurotypical
>>154429439never had ginseng tea?
>>154429417guy who invented baseball was a freemason of the highest rankreally makes you think
>>154429440harmless speculation/pattern recognition is not a crime(at least for now)
footy?
saying “from the river to the sea” is a crime though
>>154429457>hannah mc knight.webm
>>154429463it wasn't before they changed who the bad guys were seemingly overnight
>>154429455it's not even true though, the bats aren't all 33" at 33oz, and the square existed before modern baseball's chief developer codified a set of rules
It feels like holiday's eve when you know you'll be watching Nick Daicos playing footy tomorrow. What a delightful present
>>154429417>inventing things is evil>be a fat fuck consoomer like me!no
Born too late to explore and too late to explore then stats, but just in time to be able to watch the little maestro at work. We are truly blessed.
>>154429476yeah if the holiday's a gay cruise
>>154429479per favore guarda il nostro sport
NDIS
>>154429476little nicky and the fagpies are playing a real team this weekenjoy the 10 goal thumping loss
>>154429500He sure is
norf could do the funniest thing aha
>>154429479stop sperging
hate my dumb fucking slut cunt of a missus
>>154429513Fortunately Nick Daicos always puts on a good performance even if they end up losing the game. We are all in for a delightful performance, a spectacle for the eyes.
>>154429491I shall, friend>>154429524no sperging is fun
remember that time the hawks tagged daicos and peter was in the media seething that they played him too hard
peter is a softcock like his deadshit rapist sononly josh is any good
remember those three games during the season before last where daicos was tagged and collingwood lost all of them quite convincingly and since then no team for some crazy reason has tagged fagcos the same say since
>>154429525Hating women for acting like dumb whores is like hating a dog for shitting on the carpet, don't hate, don't fall for the hen pecks
>>154429539Still remember when the hawks intentionally injured daicos which sabotaged his remaining 4 games of the 2023 season effectively losing him the Brownlow.
Moira Deeming is the sexiest woman on the planet
>They see your tip(s)
>>154429602nonce
One nation are a bunch of grifters. I do agree with their racist and anti-immigration policies, but they are more in bed with the mining companies and the elites than anyone
no political party can stop what is coming
anglo... more like anglow
>>154429679Nick Daicos could
>>15442960235142
Pretty sure democracy just can't work, all based parties become astroturfed >>154429657 all politicians with maybe initially good natured become actors for hire to the biggest payer, opposition's collude together it becomes theatre. Do a horrible job as a politician? Ruin lives? No consequences at most you drop out of politics.
>>154429720can a fluctuating majority of people ever be truly responsible for anything
ufc/mma is so fucking gay
>>154429720all political parties are left leaning and they're all gradually moving us toward a technocratic socialist police state. democracy is a psyop.
>>154429755Trvke
"Fremantle Dockers player Nathan O'Driscoll has revealed his mental health struggles in an emotional social media post, amid a push from players for the AFL to implement a mental health round.On Wednesday afternoon, O'Driscoll posted on Instagram, opening up on how he had come close to taking his own life."I wasn't going to post this, but with the recent focus on mental health around the league, it feels like the right time," O'Driscoll wrote. "Over the past four years, I've had some incredible highs, but also some very low moments. "I've struggled with anxiety, a constant need to feel like I belong, and always putting others before myself. "There have been times where I've fallen into deep depressive states and three separate times where I've been extremely close to committing suicide."I'm sharing this because speaking up matters."O'Driscoll, who last played for Fremantle in their round two win over Melbourne, said he had recently lost someone close to him, but had found solace in his friends, family and teammates. "From the outside, it might look like I have everything, but what's going on internally can be a very different story," he wrote. "
>>154429793more woke nonsense
>>154429793crazy how this only seems to affect afl players in australia
No AFL player has suffered like I have
>>154429793I reckon we need, as a community, to get our arms around Nathan O'Driscoll
>>154429793We all need to get together and put our arms around Nathan
>>154429859literally just practice thankfulness and it would be impossible to be depressed
>Two Jews stabbed in London knife rampageOh no, just terrible to hear
>>154429801she'll be right dean
>>154429859the issue is it's in human nature to never be satisfied, and always crave more. it's why we've achieved what we've achievedas >>154429875 said, it is always good to stop and smell the roses and be grateful for what you do have instead of what you want
>>154429793Fuark wouldn't have thought him of all people would have been in the dumps. What's going on with the water at Freo?
need a put my penis in a vagina round
>>154429911>the issue is it's in human nature to never be satisfied, and always crave more. it's why we've achieved what we've achievedexplain the world's oldest continuous living culture then you fucking racist
>>154429937wouldn't mind if awfl players wrapped their legs around me iykwim haha
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E_ma4tXMOhk
The real bullshit with the changes to the father son drafting is that clubs have already traded picks for 2026 and 2027 drafts with strategies in place that have been worked on for years.And they bring the changes in half way through a season. Fuck the AFL fuck Dil and Fuck Greg Swan. Has to be the worst run sporting league in the world.
Nick Daicos fucks children
>>154429935thats an even more lesbian looking joe root
They talk about the umpiring so much on AFL 360
>>154430158The AFL is imploding like the Roman Empire before it. Too many women trying to change things so they are popular not because they are good.
Imagine killing the bounce and the father/son rule the same season and not expecting fan backlash.
>>154429417basically all sports are masonic because back when they were being invented something like 40% of men were a part of masons or some other similar kind of lodge society.
>>154429417My great grandad was a mason.Sadly you only get a free pass in if your dad or grandad was a member, and neither of mine bothered following the old man's footsteps. Masons are lame anyways, it's basically just a social club full of old men that do minor charity work, barely more insidious than your local RSL.
>Yes oh great and mighty grand champion? Is there something you need? Can I carry your weapon, shine your boots, back rub perhaps?
>>154429647roll
>>154429647rolling
>>154430744checked
fucking hell kath is grim
>>154429793ask him if he wants to swap places with his brother. see if he has anything to fucken complain about then
"""Depressed""" normies are just narcissistic spoilt brats who cannot cope with not getting what they want. I have no sympathy. Fuck them. They have never truly suffered.
Wildcard round is just a blatant cash grab for a 10th-place participation trophy. Game is gone.
I want to die die die
wake up useless fuckfaced spastic dickhead flog cunting fuck wanker pricks>>154432232do the needful and step on the tracks then
I could've been anything if I had the talent
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bSHz5S3yIzg My goal celebration song
>>154429463because it's cringe
sneed and feed ‘em cazaly
>>154436398lgm
Up and at 'em
everyone has the same sc team basically kek
>>154437279kekkkkwas just ruminating on dis ngl
>>154437279I dont
>>154437279Well most years people more or less have a similar team bont, Nick daicos, gawn etc and then its the rookies and one or two unique players that are the difference
>>154437279yeah was ruminating on this the other daykinda defeats the fun of sc if theres just a meta that everyone followssaw a match up last weekend where there were 8 common players
>>154437582yeah it's fucking shite
no ides what any of this means
>>154437279MY team shares 69% similarity with the average team
HEAVE HO UNNAEAVEHO
still laughing at those who fell for the n word man meme and pulled him in beginning of the season probably lost 100k+ already kek
>>154437693Who?
>>154437865chol
>O'Driscoll >muh menul helfWhy the fuck are zoomers so fucking weak mind? Are they that fried from phones that even feeling the slightest bit sad is equated to being suicidal?MY Fred are not serious contenders with level of KWAB mindset.
>>154437582I don’t do sc, is there an anti meta team you can run to destroy meta fags?
>>154437962Dont know why someone would ever pick an African in their team. Im even hesitant to pick abos
Serious question, how do they suppose a mental health round would help people who are suicidal?
>>154437279Yep. Making up ground this year going to be even harder than usual. Might be a bit of difference come byes but until then teams are the same and everyone is eyeing the same fallen premos.
>>154438080its an interesting discussioneveryone is sad about something different
>>154438080>help people who are suicidal?
ruok round
>>154438080>>154438134My mental health improved massively once I realised that a certain early-mid 20th century German politician was right about everything. Once i realised that my mental health has been sound for 10 years now as the world makes sense. In the past the world seemed contradictory and confusing and I couldn't understand it which lead to me being depressed. Once I realised he was right it all clicked into place and now it all makes sense. I dont like the way things are but I understand it.
ruck round
ruck around and find out
tfw counter-dependency
for me its cs1.6
>>154438080Don't forget to buy your cold dunk beanieTM and your #ruok wristband and your lifeline dildo
>>154438080Only way I can see it, if if money from the round goes towards more helplines or activities or some shit. But that won't happen because the people in charge of this league are grifters who couldn't run a fucking bath.
>hey mate, ru ok?>no>oh, well get help or something, glad we had this talk, hooroo
People still p[lay AFL26?
>>154438545Crispy everyone at church
It's the jews round when?
>>154438592Round 14
https://www.instagram.com/reel/DXtfj_Yk3W4/how i react when i get champed in alf
Business idea: infinitely empathetic AI chatbots for the suicidal funded by the AFL so I don't have to talk to jeets or women completely indifferent to suffering.
>we call our friends cunts and our enemies mate xd!!!!>le so quirky!!!!!>nowhere else in the world is like this
My pies win tonight :3 sucks Ginni will be sad :(
>>154438813just set up chatgpt like this
>When Port come into the league the AFL explicitly has a different father-son threshold for SA and WA clubs for games played compared to Victorian clubs>AFL relaxes the rules once Port miss out on several of them>Port finally has a whole bunch of top father-son prospects coming through again >AFL changes the rules again making it pretty much impossible to get all/any of them unless they finish bottom 2 or 3 and trade their best players awayFuck the AFL.
you just know collingwood will have a fatherson coming through and the rules will magically change as it will be "unjust"
When will an ai chatbot be able to wank me off
>>154439070If that chatbot is put in a fully functional robot, yes it will be able to.
Why don’t they have robot brothels
https://www.instagram.com/reel/DXtEQ4xD9Tq/
>want to discuss footy>all i see is robosexualsyou lot discuss me
Are robots cool?
>>154439297fuck where was this nigga from? fucking loved this cunt
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gEzoW6xUhiM
>>154439297they werenow theyre a reality theyre gay
Just going for lunch x
>>154438859>gibsmedatnah develop your own players cucktorian
>>154439970you failed
I’m starting my weight loss journey
big game tonight
>"We wrap our arms around each other, and I think that for Sean, he's obviously been through a little bit recently with his injuries.These cunts just taking the piss with media obligations now. Copy paste bullshit
>>154440145It’s crazy watching normie speak spread in real time like a virus
>>154440208Are the cattle that brain-dead they can't notice it's prevalence or are we that hyper aware with autism we can spot it after two or three instances?
>>154439970Ok then, Victorian draftees can go to Victorian teams :)
Gonna fucking laugh my ass off when Nick Riewoldt’s sons turn out to be guns and the Aints can’t take them because of rule changes they lobbied to have put in place.
>>154429463>you may not say "from the river to the sea">hehe, from the sea to the river>AHHHHHHHH HELP ME I'M BEING ARRESTED I DID NOTHING WRONGi like watching free speech haters stick their dick in a hornets nest and cry when they get stung
>>154440251The average normie is not aware of what’s happening two feet in front of him.
next up for dismantling and returning to the baseline: northern academies
father son rule is sovl
>>154440332blame the queensland teams for abusing it
>>154440145>>154440208ynr>2 more weeks to flatten the curve>that means it's working>trust the science>trust the experts>is that factchecked>stay inside>this is extremely dangerous to our democracy
Sick of all these shit tier teams tanking. It's just going to get worse now
>>154440358I have no problem with brisbane drafting the ashcrofts. Good for them. Ross Lyon is a fucking faggot for crying about it. Why dont saints players have more kids???
>>154440360
>>154440358>the queensland teams>sonly one of them has been abusing it, the other has no f-s
>>154440405>have kids>wife stops fucking you>have to fuck a horse insteadmany such cases
>>154440405t. banesperg
Was more concerned about the Northern Academies than Father Sons.Imagine how good the comp would be without gws and gold coast and in their place NT and tasmania who would have their won stadiums packed with fans every game.
>>154440517>wonown*
The Darwin Bombers their mascot can be a little jap guy haha
Need a fucking guaranteed multi lads for tonight’s game
>>154440560Collingwood 1 kickHawthorn 1 kick
>>154440517The AFL is in ironically and legitimately retarded mate. When GWS was coming in I remember a story about how the consultants learned that they thought they could bring Gold Coast into the comp for only 50 million or something and it was a gross error because the consultants said minimum 100 million for GWS. And this was the prior admin before the Taylor Swift yelling retards. This comp is beyond fucked
>>154440517It is honestly disgraceful that gold coast and gws were given teams and all the gibs in the world and 14 years later still get smaller crowds than tassie in the vfl
>>154440358>abusing itHow? Their Recent premiership team has as many father-sons as the Pies premiership team did in 2023.
>>154440726shut up shut up shut up SHUT UP SHUT UP
Do you guys think Geelong may have had a chance to win last year if Cameron and Dangerfield didn't run into each other like spastics?
no one is saying brisbane can't get access to picks it's saying they need to pay a fair price to get them. because what they used to pay for will ashcroft was laughable. so that flaw in the system has been closed. melbourne are the first who did it with the bugg trade.fucking inbred retarded casual fucks.
why is everyone sleeping on collingwood got moore and 2x daicos under the same system
>>154440797Why didn’t teams refuse to trade their lower picks to the Lions in exchange for higher picks if it was unfair?
Do you blokes even care about footy anymore
>>154440823maybe tomorrow
>>154440820What has that got to do with anything? Thats the way the system was designed then. Fuck out of here you dumb question sperg bane faggot. You are the most autistic cunt in this general and I hope your primary caregiver is unable to care for you.
in hindsight pick 40 may have been massive unders for gary ablett jnr
Remember when Matthew Lloyd was forced to apologise to TradeDraft on footy classified? kek
pick numbers are arbitrary anyway, it's all dealt with behind the scenes like the coin flip
>>154440838>What has that got to do with anything?It’s pretty central to your argument. Lions didn’t start with all those lower picks they used to pay for the Ashcrofts, they traded higher picks to other teams for lower picks. If it was unfair as you say then why didn’t teams just keep their lower picks? Were they happy to get high picks for the low picks they weren’t going to use?
bulldogs got sam sarcy for picks 34, 42, 43, 44, 45but thats ok they are a victorian club so we sleep on it
>>154440887Thing only bad when non-Victorian team does it
collingwood got nick daicos for picks 38, 40, 42, 44but thats okay they are a victorian club so we sleep on it
Nick "Arches his back" Daicos
I thought father sons were meant to be essentially free pickups anyway
lions hit the jackpot all at once on the same fatherson rule every other club has been abusing for decades
>>154440887>>154440900They're not saying victorian teams didn't do it you absolute retardThey're saying that brisbane did it, and now the system is changed to prevent anyone else from doing it again.
>>154440925you are proving my point you absolute fuckstickeveryone else has been doing it for decadesbrisbane does it a couple times and everyone starts seething hence the rule change as the afl buckles to public pressure every time
as a brisbane fan im laughing statisically we will never hit lightning like this again so all victorian clubs have done is fuck themselves
>>154440405>Why dont saints players have more kids???playing for the saints gives women the ick
>>154440978they would have had heaps of kids if they didnt make all the underage school girls get abortions
jordan dawson pissed his pants at the thought of playing port kek
>realise you wasted your salary cap on two dud players>lash out at brisbanewhy are they like this
The real issue is bringing the rule in mid season with no prior warning. Clubs have already traded for draft picks to use on academy/father-son players for 2026 and 2027 which is now useless. If you gave up an early draft pick for 3 later ones hoping to use them for a good father-son player youre fucked.
>>154440887nope that's bad as well
>>154441048because fagan pointed out what ross did was retarded and sets a bad precedent for the league
>>154441051Move on bozo, it's happening. I am happy that Port and Carlton are getting screwed. The 2 most unlikable clubs in the country by a mile
business idea: spending $40 a kilo on steak to have an excuse to talk to the qt butchick
Australia will implement the "14 recommendations" from the Royal Commission into Antisemitism's report about the Bondi Beach terror attack, 9 of which were made public, 5 were "classified," as they "could compromise sensitive national security information"If you have ever made a comment online criticising Jews in a hateful way, youre going to get v&
very north korean
Queenslanders really fall back on their state as a pillar of their identity and it's fucking weird
>>154441028Nobody gives a shit about running around concussing other spastics for 3 hours the week of a funeral m8
Victorians go to another state and piss and moan that they cant find a good coffee even though it all tastes the fucking same
>>154441115you failed
>Richmond's list
>>154440768No because Scott is a seething brainlet who didn't have a plan for Neale as the sub
Jordan Dawson will miss this week's showdown
Are the rumours true?Elijah Hollands fucked Harry McKay's girlfriend?
>>154441167a 2nd brother has hit the towers
>>154440095state of origin women play at 8
more like the state of you if you watch that shit
>>154441071fuck the jews iykwim haha
Test
keep the vpn off mick
I can't hear you
he wasn't making noises
no but steven ululate iykwim haha
>>154440054I lost weight working my cunt out painting the house all summer, not even close to finished
you have a cunt?
>banning a phrasefucking hell i hate this country sometimes
>>154441896it makes our wonderful Jewish Australians feel unsafe.
bondi beach was our 9/11
>>154441976Except this time it wasn’t the Jews doing the killing.
Studying is difficult and thinking my pies are going to get thrashed later tonight is making it worse
from the river to the sea palestine will be free
>>154442067Reported to ASIO for terroristic threats
>>154442054iktfb>500 word article review due tuesday>haven't even starteddaresay i'm fucked
>>154442086oy vey are you announcing a report?
Australia is a terrible country filled with terrible people if it dropped off the map nothing would be lost
If its difficult you have no interest in it and will always struggle
>>154442111applied to kiss the wall yet mate
>>154441999Yes it was, it’s always them
>>154442111fuck off then cunt>inb4 i le would but...fuck off cunt
>>154444444
>>154442126yeah cunt aye cunt yeah look how true blue I am
>>154442140dont know city language cunt but I can tryHey man like if you dont like appreciate the like countryyyyy. Like maybe go to like one you think is like better man ok? Cool man lol
>>154442054easier than hanging a door champ
>>154442111Australia is a lovely country, the problem is the people, who are generally quite awful
another shit round of footysuper saturday and sunday ticket look grim as fuck
>>154442205Nah theres some good games this weekend
this is what working in an office feels likehttps://youtu.be/kaWE7XqOnSA
>>154442195This is a problem in most countries.
>>154442215Thats what being a woman feels like?
>>154442221Not true. I've been through (parts of) Europe and the USA - they make Australia seem it has deserved its 'prison colony' stigma.
>>154442247So fuck off then cunt
>>154442247I'll pay for your ticket you faggot
>>154442252I live here. I'm allowed to make valid critiques of my own country. If we never complain then things will never improve.>>154442257Fine, I'll come back though
>when i have been a tourist/guest in a foreign country they have been nice to mekekKEKK E K
>>154442215tfw no cute receptionist greeting you with a cheerful "good morning mr. smith!" every day
>>154442247Most people like it here. Youre not special, best way to fix a place or situation you dont like is to remove yourself from it.
>>154442270The disingenuous strawman poster
>Hawthorn has “essentially moved on” from a pursuit of premier free agent Zak Butters.
>>154441932don't they say the same thing though?
>>154442284You don't know that. And that's the attitude of a coward. You should support Carlton talking like that.
>im going to complain about where I live because ive been to better places>but im going to stay here based retard
>>154442288the naive brainlet boy
>>154442308quit your whinging woman
>>154442313They two are not mutually exclusive and they cohere logically. Interesting you posit that the shithole that is the USA (apart from some select parts) is 'better' than Australia, which is simply not true.>>154442329Personal attacks, there we go. Got anything of substance to say?
>Personal attacks, there we go. Got anything of substance to say?yeah heres one matego back to 'discovering' yourself in berlin, or finding your 'path' in londonabsolute cringe cunt. if its bait well done.
>>154442271Watch too many movies mate. Receptionists are skanks with tradie bfs or boomer hags hanging onto their cushy email sending postWorking in an office fucking sucks and is filled with woke shit, ugly sedentary women, the fat balding mid life crisis manager and mind numbing key pressing
>>154442346easy solution fuck off cuntstill no answer, coward
>>154442382>>154442406So I'm not allowed to make valid and true critiques of Australia? Why is that?
https://www.ozbargain.com.au/node/957279
>>154442390the biggest womanisers work in officesjust unrestricted access to women who want to fuck them because theyre higher in the corporate ladder than them (status)nothing gets the panties wetter than a hot office romanceshit even i have to hold myself back constantly, and im surely somewhat autistic (had numerous run ins with HR at my last job)
>>154442440the issue lies with your approach and arrogance >valid>true your personal experience does not equate to accepted fact
>>154442447>pantiesfoy
>had numerous run ins with HR at my last jobNo, you didn't.
>>154442440Youre just complaining mate, like a womanvalid and true critique by the way
>>154442458No, but it is fact regardless.
>>154442471yeah youve failed
>>154442461ive told the stories in cric before but one was for sleeping with a client, one was for a girl who told the gm she didnt need a hotel room because she was going to stay at my place and the last was for a girl flirting with me too hard at work causing people to get uncomfortable (I had slept with her prev)
>>154442470No, I made a valid point of critique of this country. Big difference, and I would say it would be unfortunate if you don't understand the difference.>>154442474I would ask again if you had anything of substance to say, but I fear that I already know the answer.
>>154442491lol you're such a fucking loser kek
>>154442502It's sad in a way that you're proving my point.
Sound like a soft cock champ. Probably from a rich family and been ferried around rich cunt places qhete they keep bad shit away your whole life. Reckon youre heaps sheltered and cry about the smallest amount of adversity like you are now, if youd seen the real world youd realise how good australia is
If Nick Daicos was glazing a turkey he'd be Nick Bastcos
>>154442517True and valid critique.
Looking forward to watching Hawthorn give Pies the Joffa treatment tonight.
>>154442512Yeah that you get treated like shit here because you're a fuckwit lol
>>154442525>tfgross
cunt posts like an eastern suburbs toff born with a silver spoon on his mouth and goes to berlin and pretends to be poor lol
>>154442670valid and true critique.
>>154442670speak your truth sis
>>154442711thanks you too
>>154442296ive moved on from a pursuit of happiness
reads like that OP namefag desu
>>154441064that's not collingwood and st kilda though
If I won the lottery, I'd build an apartment complex and rent/sell the flats to MY /alf/ spastics
Why are you blokes so resentful
add australia to the list
>>154442479/r/ThatHappened
>>154442820fuck off citypoof not living in a cuckblock
>>154442820imagine the smell
fs2 is showing the game so i get to be ignored by you fine gentlemen tonight
>>154442923Let's wrap our arms around this American
>>154442923you're alright matehave you posted in here before? are you the fat cat?
>>154442953i've posted here before but i usually just lurk because i dont know tactics or players name/value :(
>>154442974That's okay, it's mostly memes and shitposts here anyway, you don't need to be an expert
>>154442974doesn't matter just post anyway, hating yanks is just a meme and if you lean into it you'll be accepted.
yeah just don't pick fights or force gimmicks and you'll be fine
>wake up from 9 hour sleep>get tired from neeting and have nap 3 hours later
>>154441071picrel>>154442711>valid and true critiqueis antisemitic
I promise I won't make mean comments about JewsWHEN THEY'RE ALL DEADHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHA
>>154442974what are you doing in america kelli there's a game tonight iykwim haha
Micksperg is based and funny
>>154442870very false you will live in the pod coast
>>154442725meant for>>154443061
>>154442820>lads that guy in apartment 5 got uber eats AGAIN
>>154442974show some fucken fight and we might let you in cunt
>>154443076based woman
hawthorn could win by 100 tonight
tipped the dogs to finally get a win on the board ever since their shock loss to dosn
Ginni and Wizard to buttfuck COLD PIES tonight, me-thinks
>>154442479this you?
>>154443130im white
>>154442479i worked in aged care btw
normalfags OUT
Lmao think your a fucking tough guy do you champ?
my what?
yes
the bet is coming out soon lads stay tuned
Give it to me straight anonsAm I going to have to turn the telly off tonight because the hawkroaches are styling on my pies?I swear if Watson starts emoting after kicking a goal i'm gonna be mad on god
>watching football in 2026TOP LEL
this guy thinks he fucking a tough guy lmao
>>154443206chuck hawks 40+ in for me mate
>>154443212speak english, rajesh
>>154443213
jules neale is hot yeah but she looks fake and annoying as fuck
dinner
>>154443232is organising everything like this autism?
>>154443217Do not get it twisted, do not gamble. Do not start gambling. Gambling is entertainment and entertainment only. You won't break even, you won't win. You won't do any of that, you understand? You will only go into debt and ruin your fucking life.
>>154443242if youre doing it to take a pic, noif youre doing it because you dont like things touching, yes
>>154443206Speaking of coming out... uhh.. actually nevermind guys, i-it's nothing, don't worry about it aha
collingwood has the most openly gay players but i reckon sydney has the most closeted poofs
>>154443253porn addiction makes people gay and trans, this is known
>>154443243
>>154443264I’ve been watching porn for over two decades and I don’t belong to or even like either of those groups at all.
>>154443264you fucking antisemite
>>154443232More like grimner.
>>154443269you're not addicted
>>154443269cazzie
need to colonise this qt jeeta on letters and numbers lads
>>154443269nonce then huh?
porn cured my racism porn ids brought it back
>>154443288it's an interesting discussion
>>154443288I have never watched or masturbated to gay, trans, bestiality, scat, vomit, or child porn.
>>154443264Trvke
>>154443287lily serna? she's a levantine jew
>>154443297no but steven masturbate>>154443301no the jeeta is a contestant
fucking this cunt has to watch every fta slop show and drag us into itdont give a fuck cunt
i'm not that cheap seats pleb champ
>>154443291Crisp Sam Mitchell
>>154443298t.
it's always funny when insidious communists who explicitly want to destroy the nation wrap themselves in faux "love it or leave" patriotism if you notice their agenda
Port are going to RAPE the cwoes tomorrow
>>154443298>girlfriend/sisterimagine
teams looms
>>154443320i've noticed this toothere are a few threads up on /pol/ about how indians are the most common migrants now (ahead of english) and also our draconian laws where apparently a woman who wrote about an 18 year old acting as a child was tried for written child pornography, and any criticism of australia was rebutted with whataboutismsI am australian, will always be australian, and can accept that our country has serious issues that need to be addressed
from rush hour till six, pale ale steins will be free
>>154443343
How do you blokes make your coffee? I've taken the wogpill and use a moka pot
*bangs stein*
>nooooooooo muh heckin diesel is too expensive>$200 on friday arvo bevvvies!!!!! yess!!!!!
>>154443355So true, we need to reduce or scrap the alcohol tax
>>154429355PiesFreoCrowsDonsRichmondGeelongSydneyGold Coast
>>154443343>from rush houe till sixmeant from bout fiver to bout three
>>154443349i've got one of those push button bean-to-cup machines. pretty elite desu.
>>154443360forgot Saints*
>>154443349a small moka pot
>>154443349Whats your boyfriend think about that champ
>>154443355kek
>>154443360
>>154443295meant for>>154443379
>apathy towards tonight game despite being a high profile matchupI think the sugar hit of footy coming back has worn off me now
Absolutely cannot wait for the footy tonight! So pumped!
pump this champ*unzips*
>>154443400suck shit cunt ive been enjoying it more than I ever have and been watching every game reckon the new ruck rules have opened the game up its fast as fuck now
>>154443405dont know what to do with myself on mon, tues, wed nights
>>154443400what makes it high profile? collingwood being a "big club"is every west coast game high profile?collingwood are shit and arent high profile at all, you victorians are fucked in the head with this sort of mentality
>>154443417meth mostly
>>154443355the one that always gets me is "they do $7 pints on a wednesday, so cheap!" *spends $70 on pints of beer, $25 on a kebab and chips, $40 on an uber home, $25 on hangover food*
why do you blokes care about what other people spend their coin on?Reckon youre just trying to make yourself feel better somehow
>>154443418>what makes it high profile? collingwood being a "big club"yes>is every west coast game high profile?yes>collingwood are shit yes >and arent high profile at allno >you victorians are fucked in the head with this sort of mentalityno
why tf are the teams so late
>>154443435its held back for the sports segment on channel 7 newsim not lying
>>154443430I don't care how others spend their money, but I certainly can say what's a waste thereof
Remember when that mini braveheart battle happened during rona between cops and the people trying to get past them and that one bloke dropped 3 of them. That was a good cucktorian moment
spent like 600 on ubereats this month
>>154443443Idiot.Captcha: VNR.
the highest profile game this weekend is tomorrow night but channel 7 wont show it because prictorians lose their mind if there isnt a victorian team on friday night
>>154443438normally it's not this late though
>>154443439Didn't ask champ
>>154443455You explicitly did you plum
the rig is in
>Young Richmond star Sam Lalor is facing a stint on the sidelines after suffering an Achilles injury at training on Thursday.
>>154443461Didn't ask champ
chorizos for dinner
>>154443465shut your plum ahh up plum ahh bitch
cox is in
>>154443452yep, they could have at least had 1 good game 1 shit game instead 2 good games >>154443462barlow doing well running boundary and coaching north
>>154443232Carbs are good for you retadd
based cocks appreciator
FRIDAY, MAY 1Western Bulldogs v Fremantle, Marvel Stadium, 7.30pm AESTWESTERN BULLDOGSIn: N.Coffield, H.Gallagher, A.Jones, L.Vandermeer, T.English, L.McNeilOut: R.Gardner (omitted), L.Jaques (omitted), L.Smith (omitted), O.Baker (omitted), A.Treloar (managed), C.Hynes (omitted)FREMANTLEIn: P.VossOut: J.McVee (illness)Adelaide v Port Adelaide, Adelaide Oval, 7.40pm ACSTADELAIDEIn: J.Borlase, D.Curtin, A.Neal-Bullen, J.SoligoOut: N.Murray (omitted), J.Dawson (personal reason), F.Maley (omitted), C.Edwards (omitted)PORT ADELAIDEIn: T.MarshallOut: J.Watkins (omitted)SATURDAY, MAY 2Essendon v Brisbane, Marvel Stadium, 12.35pm AESTESSENDONIn: J.Gresham, N.Cox, M.Kondogiannis, J.NguyenOut: I.Kako (back), A.May (knee), D.Parish (managed), E.Tsatas (omitted)BRISBANEIn: D.Zorko, C.CurtinOut: O.Allen (foot), J.Tunstill (omitted)West Coast v Richmond, Optus Stadium, 2.15pm AWSTWEST COASTIn: M.Owies, T.Cole, H.SchoenbergOut: S.Brock (omitted), J.Williams (omitted), B.Allan (omitted)RICHMONDIn: J.Short, T.Sonsie, O.Hayes-BrownOut: H.Ralphsmith (knee), S.Lalor (Achilles), S.Ryan (omitted)Geelong v North Melbourne, GMHBA Stadium, 4.35pm AESTGEELONGIn: S.D Koning, J.KolodjashnijOut: M.Blicavs (knee), J.Bowes (managed)NORTH MELBOURNEIn: C.CombenOut: T.Pink (omitted)Carlton v St Kilda, Marvel Stadium, 7.35pm AESTCARLTONIn: A.Saad, O.Hollands, H.McKay, M.PittonetOut: C.Lord (omitted), A.Moir (omitted), T.Byrne (omitted), L.Young (omitted)ST KILDAIn: L.Stocker, L.HenryOut: L.Ryan (corked hip), H.Clark (knee)
not reading all that shit
inb4 nik cox is a vegetable
>>154443471nice>>154443478>N.Coxoh
>>154443480You have difficulty reading?
Nicox is an international ophthalmology company based in France that develops innovative therapeutics to maintain vision and improve ocular health
whom do you blokes sub to on onlyfans?
who do you think has the best guernseys in the league?
>>154443497i don't
she drugs me to keep me a vegetable
>>154443478>In: M.Owies, T.Cole, H.Schoenbergbruh
>>154443480hey mate so you know who is in for adelaide by any chance?
>>154443497mudflapzz
>>154443498all the teams pre afl
>>154443349iced long black with a side of sperg out trying to talk to the cute blonde barista
>>154443506>mudflapzzcrisp
>>154443503>Schoenberghate that guy, overweight, always a sour look on his face and most importantly a shit player only reason he's still on a list is because iggs were scraping bottom of the barrel and it's dumb as FUCK to drop allan for him
>>154443497>had a woman who I hadn't talked to in years message me out of the blue to ask me to buy her OFI have never had a worse feeling in my life, that she would think so lowly of me
It makes me happy when the team my team are playing announce last minute injuries to their best players.
>>154443519I've heard of this happening but thought it wasn't real. Would be depressed if it happened to me.
>pendelbury rested so his game record falls against west coast at the mcgabsolute coward
>>154443519thats hot as fuck i wish you could find onlyfans off namesi reckon heaps of chicks i went to school are on there now wouldnt mind a geeze
>>154443528He should've played for Carlton, acting like that
>>154443528club more interested in selling seats rather then winning gamesit's sad to see
>>154443525I asked her out and got knocked back, I didn't expect that.Its shit mate, if I had been depressed I'd have likely considered to kms
u jelly bruhz?
Who the fuck actually wants tasmania to get a team?
>>154443536Your keyboard is filthy
>>154443528Wants an easy game to flounce around in front of the crowd in his mardi gras outfit
>tiny bit of dust>filthy
>killing yourself over a woman who doesnt like youholy grimoli
>>154443545I've killed myself for less
>>154443551based vaxx enjoyer
>>154443536how many you punch a day big fella
>>154443528yep>noooo don't play me against good teams (that we should be trying to beat if we're playing finals btw)!!
>>154443536theyve got a gnarly finish and some weird shit that isnt tobacco in them. I just pay more for winnies all those cheapies are dog shit
>>154443537shut the fuck up
imagine having a career as scripted as pendleburysas if getting carried to the record isnt bad enough they are resting him so the big moment happens in a game they think they will win
the coward known as scott pendlebury
>>154443536>chinesegrim
>>154443555around 20 these days cut back
>>154443536these are for smoking in hong kong or bangkok, not australia shurely
reminder his """""record""""""* only stands because scott killed boomer, and pendles barely has to leave the mcg, cunt has been to less venues than gws goes to in a year
Might buy a kayak
>>154443561Shalom.
might get a cigar soon, dunno yet
>>154443568damn that sounds enjoyable desu
shall watch the first half of tonight's game before it inevitably blows out and will then wank
>winnies
>nooooooooooo his record breaking game cant be against sydney at the scg in a big game it has to be at the mcg against a joke team for le heckin momentz
>>154443586thisunacceptable and a bad example to miss a bunch of important games purely for LE BIG MILESTONE
gay pendlebury video package on fox footy coming up
>>154443603meant discord iykwim haha
be funny if the iggs got up
going to go for a nap
Why are the fox guys showing players other then Daicos??
>>154443478>>ADELAIDE>In: J.Borlase, D.Curtin, A.Neal-Bullen, J.Soligoyep crows win the showdown nowSoligo always plays well in the showdown regardless how much of a spud he is other games
Praying for a cat to injure pendles in a way that forces him to break le record against a real team
30 bings lads :)
geelong are not a dirty team like that.only team that would go out of their way to injure him are the roaches so it's smart that he's sitting this one out.
>>154443635>only team that would go out of their way to injure him are the roaches so it's smart that he's sitting this one out.hmm good pointmitchell deliberately broke fyfe's leg that one time so i wouldn't be surprised if he tells his players to do similar shit, he clearly tells them to duck and take every contact head first
>>154443635Only dirty when it comes to the "creative accounting" they do.
>>154443635>only team that would go out of their way to injure himnaughton begs to differ
https://www.dailymail.com/news/article-15776897/JPMorgan-executive-banker-sex-abuse-lawsuit-new-york.htmlBros…
>>154443647naughton needs to worry about not breaking his own neck
had a dream where I had a gf and zero life responsibilities again
>>154443659i love the random gf dreams
I wonder what shooterwilliamson is up to atm
>>154443664wish he was fucking my arse. sexy man shooter
>>154443663had a stepsis gf dream recently, don't know why
>>154443664probably chilling on the dole and hanging out with 20 year olds on the streets
accidentally sprayed unleaded over myself at the servo yesterday and i can still smell it and taste it 3 showers later. how do abbos do it?
>>154443659for me it's the dreams where you're on a date and can't think of anything to say to her
>>154443664https://youtu.be/TOOA2ZhBIQY he predicted micksperg
>>154443669bit odd. i had a chubby 5/10 latina dream gf recently
>>154443478>J.Dawson (personal reason)It's over, he's a wreck. Put the house on Port
>>154443675my go to in that situation is to just start talking about movies or video games
>>154443664meth mostlynot joking
>>154443682>video gamesbiggest_ick.jpg
>>154443686implying you were joking all the other times?
>>154443690only if you're ugly
What should I ask for my birthday?
"Comedians" are sad individuals
>>154443675"Soooo, have you ever seen a video of tower 7 collapsing?"
>>154443686meant for>>154443694
>>154443700>have you heard of the elder protocols of zion?
you guys think this african girl im trying to meet up with is real?she hasnt asked for money yet
>>154443706cute
>posts shit like that>why does no one interact with me waaaaaaaaaaaahYFO
>>154443712im just looking for advice since you guys get african migrantscan they be trusted?
>>154443478>B.Allan (omitted)get FUCKED FUCK off
>>154443718depends, best find a devout traditionalist church girl actually (surprisingly a lot of them about)
>>154443722wouldn't make a difference
>>154443724ok thanks ill fuck off now
What do I do when I wipe my arse like 15 times and there’s still shit on the paper?
>>154443734shower
>>154443734pull your cheeks apart and waddle to the showeralternatively, the sink
>>154443724define church girlI don't want some batshit crazy pentecostal evangelical psycho
>>154443706>No breastsReal. A catfisher would have larger boobs.
>>154443734wait for it to dry a bit
>>154443739What about in public?
>>154443734douche it and then i can come over and stick my willy in
>>154443734You didn't fully poop it out and have some poop left just inside the sphincter.You're meant to be going first knuckle deep wiping inside anyway, so just keep going.
Nick Daicos. NIIICKKK DAAIIICOOOS
why is a guy with veneers pushing fluoride toothpaste ads
someone bake it
the little master champion maestro nick daicos
>Drafted in 2021 under the father–son rulewhat does that mean?
Based Fox Footy playing Playboi Carti
>we’re closer to the edge of the observable universe than we are to the planck length
>>154443726yes it would. bobo would tear these cunce apartalso what has bazzo done to fuck them off? playing well at wafl level, afl side still has no kpd and brocks finally been dropped but he can't get a look in?
>>154443764got to corrupt the youth with music but then also enforce age verification on everything
>These two banners>Back at the MCG>Under the lights>We play prime time footy>It's our way>Hawks have the Wizard>Pies have the magic>(?)Something something>(?)Let's show them a hat trickDidn't quite catch the last two lines on the Pie's for certain, but believe it was something like that.I thought the banners were meant to be witty and funny now?
fuck off idiotgoogle it
Anyone else ever smell there finger after scratching their balls, arse or rubbing their bellend underneath the foreskin?
I reckon Pies will get beaten by what they know
>>154443706wish we had black nerdy girls into white guys here desu
>The AFL father-son rule allows clubs preferential access to draft the sons of former players, with eligibility and bidding rules determining how clubs can secure these players.wtf nepomaxxing ahhh league
You guys think Frampton will be worth the milly+ contract he is going to get?
>>154443722i'm not an iggs man but even i know this is retarded
>>154443776Just get yourself an indiangf.
>ben mckay was on $1.4m at one pointHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAH
didnt realise i signed up to some fuckheads blog thats telling us shit about our sport we already know
>>154443786desu it feels like the only women that give me a second glance are indianfirst time i went to a club an indian friend of a friend of a friend was hitting on me super hard, could've lost my virginity then desu but i wasn't interested in hernot sure if i regret that or not
>>154443734go back to india
>>154443793>indian>wiping the arse at all
W. Ashcroft has better feats than N. Daicos
>>154443734Need more fibre in your diet. Should be one big solid piece of poo that comes out all at once.
>>154443706legit looks like one of those nannycam baby/old folk abusers
collingwood are FUCKED
Moore just fisted it when Cameron coulda just marked it, straight turnover
Time for a new fred?
how do you let that italian abo score
>>154443802
>>154443810Game is already over so we're postmaxxing.
This’ll be a close game
the ladies man just scored
new>>154429433
the little maestro
>>154443824omg shut the fuck up you incel fucking loser
hawsks look legit dangerous
FIX IT JEETS
kwabottom.
>>154443836What’s wrong champ?
Ahhhhhhh the stream is fucked
50 DOLLARIDOOS
>>154443846this country is a fucking joke
>>154443832lovely thighs and arses on those rugby girls
>>154443844>>154443846Channel 7 is working fine?
mum is falling for adrian portelli scams again
>>154443853seven sabotaged fox's satellite
>>154443863How is it a scam?
>>154443870you see, portelli = wog namewog name = ethnic backgroundethnic background = scammerscammer = cheats one out of money
>matt hill and mark cowardch7 it is
actual new>>154437381
hawks being dirty after only 10 mins unreal
I’m feeling a tad horny
>>154443902what do you expect of a slime mitchell team
A few comedians in this thread
>>154443906iktfb
Create a new thread please
>>154443911why?
Shooter in ON
the champ
2 child rapists
Do I tip crows or port ?
>>154443906hi feeling a tad horny i'm stepdad iykwim haha
>>154443926Going Port, shown some promise
>>154443925qrd on daicos idk if he would ever do such things
>>154443926Port
>1.5
>>154443925amazing how daicos mogs the fuck out of him despite being a head shorter
>>154443938not an excuse to be losing to this depleted collingwood side
>>154443925>tfw same hairline as giddey but much weaker jawit's over for me
Was that a set play???
ANGRY ANDERSONBOUND FOR GLORY
>>154443925who is the other guy
>>154443929>>154443933I was leaning towards port but as soon as I saw these posts I decided on crows, wtf is wrong with me, some type of contrarian personality?
>1.6
>>154443957he used to play for yarraville-seddon
>>154443965you were saying?
>>154443927I baked you a pie
>>154443977>1.7
Bad kicking is bad football
That was touched
>A minute after the goal was called Cue the journo seethe
>>154443980creampie i hope
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA get fucked
>>1544439771.7
>>154443977>>154443985KEK
>>154443977>>154443985oh no no no
>>154443977don't reply to me ever again thanks champ
big number soon
>>154443977Oh absolutely
>>154443985meant Source iykwim haha
free kick hawthorn
FUCK THE ARC
Was gonna bake a newwy for you fellas but it’s making me wait 300 seconds, fuck that
>>154443958you should tip port
we're postmaxxing retard
>gunston got taken off for no reasonHawthorn sports science experts in shambles rn
>>154444008
le gooey
good kicking is good football
>5.0>1.7Good kicking is good football. Bad kicking is bad football.
De GOATey
Big time player De Goey
jordon de goony
turbo make the thread
>>154444021
I’d love some goey
>>154444034Fuck that cunt
>>154444025get off it mate I hate idiots who post their behind tally as some sort of excuse for losing
>>154443925Face vs height, who mogs?Height is also guaranteed $100M USD over the next 4 years.
We can’t let /nrl/ get the get
septs loom
sex looms
be kino if the new was the get
>>154444044Is it an NBA player?The NBA is a matchfixing league.
>>154444044Height dude mogs even without all that money
>>154444044in this day and age you need both to mog
Anti-pie fuckheads…what do we do?
>>154443925Post this on /nba/, they might watch our sport
>>154444044always height, iirc there was some study done that showed specifically NBA players ticked 5/5 attraction metrics;-height-physical prowess-money-fame/social status-one i can't rememberalso Daicos is a poof
>>154444053Craig McRae will throw a fit if Nick Daicos isn't the get.
new>>154444078>>154444078>>154444078
we're postmaxxing
New>>154444079>>154444079>>154444079
Retards
we have the worst bakers
Magpies Interchange - Billy Frampton off due to an injury.
its the new generation and their lack of oc
