>>154430252smart teams will set aside time during practice to teach them ventriloquism
>>154430252Ventriloquists don't need to cover their mouths to speakhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EGF7FwiNNgg
>wait, is that all of Germany squad calling Vinicius a mono? *11 red cards*
>>154430252Every player wears a gaming headset broadcast over the P.A. and there are mutilingual lip readers in the VAR team, to pick up silently mouthed insults from Argies and the likes, sorted.
What if the guy in front of me has bad breath?
>>154430252always thought it was gay as fuck when players did that, if you've got something to say just say it
what if you take your shorts off and put them over your head, is that permitted?
>wipe nose>hand covers mouthI couldn’t see this being abused at all
>>154430319Sounds racist, red card
>>154430252You know one of the stadiums in the US is by farmland. And its held in the summer what if the farmers throw slurry in their grass and the players smell it in the field. You are obvs gonna need to cover your mouth. The refs are gonna give a slurry related red?
>>154430252https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BTnmVK666CU
>>154430252Doesn't that massively raise the infection risk for all kinds of airborne diseases? Have FIFA learnt nothing from Covid?
s'cool, I'll just cover their ears instead
I now remember some meme about telepatically someone the n-word
>>154430252aren't NFL coaches covering their mouths when talking to their QBs?damn racists, the whole lot.
>>154430579BFL coaches have a queen bee? Or is that a euphemism for their wives?
*coughs**covers his mouth*mono*coughs*
FIFA still woke?
>>154431450No, FIFA went to bed already.
>>154430252am not gonna rage or anything am already in hell everything sucks already
>>154432238are you me
>>154430252>not a problem>not a problem>not a problem>not a problem>"affects" a black person>ALERT! ALERT! Top priority, new rule needed with immediate implementation, halt all procedures until this is resolved
What if we just stopped watching this shit
>>154430284i would absolutely learn this skill if i were a player at the wc and call everyone a mono or nigger
>>154430284You know the rules, stream it
>>154430312single ear headphones are enough so every players gets a chance to point out to vini that the acoustics are mono
>>154430252Guess Gyokores will need a new celebration
>>154434302WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
players who dive should immediately be banned from the sport for lifewhen are they making that a rule?
but FIFA still won't properly punish players who dive
>>154430252>smirk at negro>"AYO REF DEY THINK A RACISM RIGHT NOW">get a red card
Does he stink that much?
Why do they automatically assume it's racism? trash talk like concha de tu madre was always part of sports, why kill the soul and joy out of every fucking thing?
>>154432913Brown on brown violence is a serious matter
>>154443876sports-hating nerds, politicians, and money-counters would much rather be correct than righteous
>>154432990The matches will be at 11pm and most of /sp/ is 40 years old. We're not going to be watching most of it whatever happens.
>>154430252>*ni**erEzpz, infantino didn’t see me
>>154442777Soon
