News:Chatri won. Dana and UFC lost.Prev >>154427907
good thread
dogshit thread
Humility wonGoodness wonChatri won
>>154430557No better than Dana. Chatri would cum equally as hard if he was front and center for a dirtydiaperzogland false flag
finland primero
Are there any sites with the ONE vod? Need to see the whole fight or I'm gonna FLIP
>>154430578fuck chatri, dana should create a muay thai division to fuck with chatri
Rodtang took a dive. We've seen this before with thai fighters fighting in Japan
>>154430557Hes a based debt maxxer. Retards keep thinking ONE will collapse but chatri will keep finding more Chinese investors
>>154430601Sneed
>>154430557rodtang is in a shit siuationchatri is right though, and a lot of thai commenters even bath in the schadenfreude, saying he had no discipline, barely made weight the last 5 days, too busy with soccer and internet content while takeru came out looking fresh and happy ready to rock and rodtang looked like he saw a ghost recentlyalso the 17 million dollaw lawsuit from one against him obviously destroys the mindstill thankful for rodtang to have come out and give him a retirement fight but im not entirely satisfied with the whole situationbut yeah, chatris right.
rodtang does not have 17 million what is chatmeister's endgame here
Haven't kept up with Rodtang for years. I saw this dude takin the most clean CTE shots to his chin during his prime and felt nothing. Is he washed? Did his chin diminish or its everything that's going on in his life?
>>154430653bring him back to reality im sure
>>154430678No I think Takeru just legitimately hits hard, and and Rodtang had never been hit that hard that many times. But maybe the cut was also rough if Rodtang was out of shape
how do chins wear out? whats happening on a physiological level?
>>154430678He wore the dress, Tareeq Nasheed was right again
I know someone that can beat takeru...
>>154430708say what you will about nasneed but he just don't miss>>154430680makes the commentary bringing up his humble beginnings a bit more ominous now
I feel bad for rodtsng unironically. Chatri is being worse than a jew to him.Here's a vid of him crying backstage https://www.reddit.com/r/MuayThai/comments/1syzec2/spoiler_main_event_loser_backstage_after_fight/
>>154430754and WHERE is her hijab
>>154430754How about this? Shut the fuck up. And watch the fights.
>>154430601Takeru put that 3 piece and a miso combo on that fool
>>154430678he's made a career off of eating hard shots, chin was bound to wear down eventually, takeru has filthy power and was landing knockout punches left and rightcolumn a/column b situation i think, and seeing takeru eat the same hooks that killed him last fight with no issue was probably bad for morale
finna napfinna snooze
Merab is of Stalinist stock, don't count him out
Takeru retired on top, Tenshin is not only an adulterer with terrible hairstyle choices but also a shit boxer. Takeru won!
Here’s the actual redpill: Superlek has a better chin than Rodtang
Nah Tenshin has a better hairline
Pingpong Butterbomb was a beast in the riceweight division for sure
stricklands bjj neutralizes some of chimaevs wrestlingand chimaevs takedown threat neutralizes some of stricklands strikinglowkey a beast of a fight
Jiu jitsu threat Sean Strickland
The following is a conversation with Andy Aspinall. IT manager. Father. Coach. The man who looked at a redundancy payment, and saw not a financial decision, but a door. A door that led to a garage gym in Atherton, Greater Manchester, and eventually to the UFC heavyweight championship of the world.
Lowkey isn’t a beastuvva fight b izzuh bait n switch onthje sentenzes wake up n smell the rosas
Dariush masterclass incoming
Maybe CP is right and smoking provides health benefits
>>154431009and this is the thumbnail
Most MMA fighters still can't use their lead leg btw
>>154431027Kek
>>154431023uh joe schilling invented that shit
No conversation. No good jokes. Just people yelling into the same hole they always have for years. Its sad. You look back on your life and only realize then. Im praying for all of you to get better.
>No conversation. No good jokes. Just people yelling into the same hole they always have for years. Its sad. You look back on your life and only realize then. Im praying for all of you to get better.
>>154431048I invented Toilet Till.
https://youtu.be/69RwIGLGnsw?si=SbUpjeuqqjr0fKC8>15 minutes of asking jack if he's recovered from being raped by islam
I believe Giacomo has this in the bag, he has a solid cardio advantage, he doesn't take retarded risks, his boxing defense is solid
CP is essentially 45-70 if he took his mma career seriously and didn't fight 10 times a year
>>154430557he really is doing the "Rodtang was never my friend!" playbook huh
>>154431109i think jdm takes it
JDM's only good win is Bully B
>>154431165PRIME Belal.
i think welterweights problem is that Islam has the Jon Jones heavyweight effect. a division full of guys that were seemingly alright now looks like hot dog ass in comparison to the champion. when Khamzat starts defending we will see this at MW
>>154431209Usmeng could probably heem Islam. Garry, Shavedcat, Morales all have a decent chance at beating him, too.
>>154431090
He's retarded now!
strickbeasts back was looking pretty juicy in the fluffy fightthink he's been on a nice stack for his last camp or two
https://youtu.be/b4Q-G4LvOgsheemever forgetch
had no clue rodtang and takeru were fight why THE FUCK didn't they tell me
Imagine missing soulful ONE Samurai, dicey dicey
>>154431437brazil warned us brono 1 would have expected it was on a tuesday night
>>154431469Fuck you, B.
Luke Thomas | Combat Sports Analyst
>>154431575submission radio dropped the ball by inviting that faggot on all the time
Brendan Schaub stood up against the reebok deal. Glowie Rogan humiliates him into quitting and he now says he would fear for his life attending a UFC event
Rogan still didn't recover from the Ryan Hall incident
>Kek Luke Rockhold said he's a samurai >Kevin Lee got a Samurai Helmut tattoo. Totally cringe. LOL.And now Samurai are the coolest thing ever? Yeah? FUCK YOU!
Rodtangbros.....what happened?
Fuck you
>>154431529my deepest condolences >>154431978your deepest condolences
>>154432044Suck an dick
>>154431915Yeah it's stupid especially when you know samurais were just dickheads who served aristocrats, so many better larps to larp as like a gaul who drink potions and kicks roman ass
>>154432068obelix is a literal retard b
First Takeru reclaims his honorThen Inoue and Nakatani light the Tokyo Dome on fireThen Taira claims the UFC title for Japan The sun rises once again
>>154432099Gif not related bapa, the gaul who drinks potions for buffs is Asterix
i would be the blacksmith or then maybe the druid but the blacksmith had the best skirt iirc
i was actually thinking of the senior individual's dimepiece but the blacksmith looks quite hench seems like an honest representation>>154432119you can pick anyone in the village b asterix is a literal manlet
>>154432116>reclaims his honorhe is over one head taller than tangmeister and jones kicked him in the dick to cheat to victory
Actually good point from Finland, Garth reminds me a lot of Obelisk, both are ginger charming lads who heem and love yogurt, Gaethje should come out cosplaying as Obelisk, i noticed ilia has lot of roman larp tattoos, this is the perfect counter for that bs
>>154432119obelix drank so much potion as a child he has permanent gigachad powers from it learn your asterix&obelix lore b
Too many Finn posts on /heem/
>>154432165aa depardieu now that's a man's man no homo
Jon ObeliskIslam SliferKhamzat Ra
First for Finland!
>>154432165critically obelix is a perma bachelor like are garth ilja would probably love the larp this is all dimes
Faggot French cartoon. Discuss fighting.
>>154432207Wannabe janny ahh dude bruh
>>154432224Two hits. Me hitting you, and you hitting the ground.
i learned english from asterix when i was smallwithout asterix there would be no tomala posting food for thawlt
>>154432068>Dude, Kazakh Dricus is fighting next week. He's undefeated.>Well... I may or may not catch up with it next week.>Dude, he might be a descendant of that one mongolian rapist conqueror and the blonde MILF announcer seems to be ready for him>OK, I'm intrigued. See you at 5 in the morning Embrace other cultures
Taira Andro Sphinx Pantoja Phinx TeleiaVan Theinen the Great Sphinx
>>154432240How so? Were the comics or movies in English?
test
>>154432399But I didn’t study
>>154432436NEVER call Carlos Prates CP man
>>154431109Jackahomo gonna get STARCHED and GLAZED
>>154432449enough about your weekend plans, lets talk about fighting
Carlos Ulberg aka male stripper destroyed Jiri the soccer hooligan/retard anime junkie. It's so over for weebs. I hope jeetri disembowels himself.
>>154432482Not gonna b a fight b. Jackahomo gonna finna boutta get rawdawged in the ass on live tv. FCC will receive mass amounts of complaints from soccer moms wanting to know why gay rape is allowed on tele and ufc will ne fined into bolivion and shut down as a result.
>>154432487Jiri was thrown off by Ulberg blowing out his knee. If that hadn’t happened, Jiri would have won.
my asshole is absolutely blown out
- gable stevenson
>"Jiri was thrown off by Ulberg blowing out his knee. If that hadn’t happened, Jiri would have won"
>>154432544theres no such thing as this man you named. there is a gable steveson future uf heavyweight champ, perhaps that is what you meant?
>>154432555That's not a real surname. It's Stevenson.
>>154432510>>154432545This is unironically jiri's excuse. tranime rots your brain.
>>154432564let me show you something real quick
Sometimes, the ambigiously brown man wins
Finland is actually Josh Hokit and he uses /heem/ to run the simulations
seriously it looks like a rose in bloom
>>154432392the comics and i could see them in finnish i think the wordplay is quite well translated across the two the movies i saw in french and i don't think i ever saw the cartoons
Fucking hell Haggerty made Yoza look pedestrian. Amazing how constant movement, angles and switches completely negates Jkick. Shit is great against the borderline immobile Thai style, I’m just surprised Yoza didn’t, or couldn’t make any adjustments.>>154430678Rodtang took a dive to make the lawsuit go away
>>154432656Did you have one english and one finnish edition?
for me it was älli and tälli now thats a classic
>>154432927yeah but we are talmbout two here not a substantial collection
>>154432952you have your moments clozzy
>>154433259huh
Poirier UriaConor HamonKhabib Raviel
46 days until Gane fights.
>>154433259>>154433273Would you please stop impersonating each other mates?
>>154433384huh?
we cannot follow them
>>154433384What?
jdm is nick diaz' protege even though they never've met
>>154433417no one is talking to you
>>154433417>>154433436Please
talmbout please but never say thank you. wheresur manners b
>>154430467seeing takeru's win, would it be a big deal if japan finally held a divisional uc title? or do we count sakuraba or mahcida as japan's first real champ?
Call me Cassius Clay I go crazy about her (him)
please do it sean
shake my hand and we'regood
wheres your kid at
talmbout kid dynamite?
soon done watching every piece of footage re: jeremy dewitte
wheres your gun at? talmbout ur prawllem solvr b
Why hasn’t a fighter simply shot their opponent with a gun during a match?
>>154433654based
Anyoen ever get an blowjob here? Need tips on receiving one, might get one today!! War Gathje!!
>>154433722they pat the fighters down every time they enter the ring. you new or something?
>>154433726his name?
>>154433726tell him it's like sucking on a lollypop
once you pass through that cage metal detecting door you can change your life
>>154433744I’ll shoot you
>>154433726get head to darren elkins highlights. real fans would
imagine waldo vs aspinall but waldo does a shot caller and aspinall gets bled out
seans a fucking pussy. guns are for punk ass bitches
i dont play music during sex only past ufc cards on fight pass via bluetooth speaker. lets just say im in the ultimate fucking championship
Fists are for pussies. Real men use guns.
strickland will pull da gun buh will he'pullda trigger b
>>154433846I fuck to the rhythm of Tai Tuivasas swang n bnag!!
punch with guns and fire these fists im bussin heads b talmbout
>>154433962>six fight losing streaksomeones gotta fuck an unranked opponent to get back in the win column
Khamzat has literally no answer for getting shot
Hokit vs. Lewis is the people's main event at the White House
>Khamzat has literally no answer for getting shotJust Bleed Khamzat, Just Bleed.
my farts sound like khamzat chimaev
>>154434086booked by White House matchmaker and US President Donald J. Trump
>>154433244You learned English from a single episode of Asterix?
>>154430638Imagine the lawsuit Daner and co will eventually throw on Conor one day
My ex gf (Japanese) and I used to make love while listening to Utada Hikaru. shit was cash. Don't Think Twice got a lot of play
>>154434133DDPonald wants a black beast to dive in he dementia dingleberry diaper I fear
>>154434086Lewis by heem thats fights very fixed
>>154434407You are mentally ill.
>>154434479But enough about dirty diaper president
>>154434543Wtf????
time to get so stoned i pass out in my clothes
>>154434636
>>154430467where the fuck can I watch onefc fights
>>154434847toilet
>>154434400>t.
>>154434974nah its not on fight pass
I ate labneh off a girls clit in 2011 in Utah
>>154434986I'm younger with better hair but yeah I'm a chubster. She was like 108 lbs on a bad day
Finna eat this za and enjoy some PRIDE 2004 Total Elimination
Who ya got?
can everyone stop impersonating me please?
>>154435049Based pussy getting weemer
>>154435224what the fuck is wrong with brits
>>154435395Expect Inoue to outclass him, but Nakatani has a heemer’s chance
>>154436113shut up luke
>>154431626That dude will suck anyone's dick now for more slop content between literal 30 min manscape ads. Big drop off after the other guy left.
CHAAAAAAMAAAAAA
>>154436311Fat pussy
>>154436324monitor
Heematoma vs Heemoroid
pleased to report after 5 long days the aspinalls are back to solid
shut the fuck up im this close to beating the dog shit out of you
Strickland the type of narc to not carry one in the pipe then cause a stove pipe with his limp wristed hold
is it worth it to whip it out in first date? like yo jerk me or suck me off bitch
>>154436311>stabbing scarwhat a fucking piece of shit this guy is huh
sean clitpig went to war with being a talented fighter and mustve brought a gun or something because the talent evacuated the building
Sean Limpwristland
Sean Strickland is undefeated against Muslims.
Zat fucking daddy
and soon to be undefeated against swedes
countless americans lost their jobs today for failing to show up to work. their excuse? ONE Samurai was on.
*gulp* Hamzasisters…
>>154436760This was simply a work
>>154436760isn't this fat fuck dying of diabeetus in moscow
Nothing like the first 4 silver bullets after a long day of waging
>>154436760>>154436820>>154436896K-13 gives you enough heeming power to take on the biggest challenges! Order yours now through your local imam. https://www.themoscowtimes.com/2026/04/23/kadyrovs-son-is-now-selling-energy-drinks-and-nobody-knows-why-a92582
4chan is so slow these days.
WHO ARE YOU TO DOUBT SEAN R. STRICKLAND?
>>154430542Miss this dude like you wouldn't believe ;__;
>>154435224very cool!
>>154436669…
>>154436983mean gene left this earth without ever apologizing for doubting el dandy. unforgivable
>>154434586Xhe is a hangry piggy.
tai tuivasa fight week
>>154436760ramdaddy kadygoat dripped down stepping in the park fr huh
>>154435395I think we're going to see Inoue take a backfoot approach which is going to completely fry Nakatani's offensive system He was prototyping this gameplan against Picasso and put on a near perfect performance
Are we wtaching the netflix fights or the Ultimate FC fights on saturday night
>>154437814Hahaha, good one yeah right kek
>dana is counterprogamming THE arnold allen against washed up ronda levels
>>154437497WE LOVE FAT RETARDED AUSSIES HERE!!!
Gina Caranos titties being smushed into Ronda's butthole performance bonus
Arnold Allen is a proven draw chin
Everywhere I go qt grills just can't stop spilling spaghetti in front of me
>>154435395>uh-hah..hah...>spray dyes fake hair and beard filler>trims beard to create jaw outline>rubs hands together>pops oversized flat bill hat on>flips JAXXON 'gold' chain over to hide oxidation >sup yaw? uh-HAH hAH... so...>combs peach fuzz wigger stache >Who ya go-ACKK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Tim Meansbros....did he really do it?
>>154436760mmmm MMMM! You jus KNOW Rovdaddy finna gonna wanna coppa feela they nuts!
unlock the disk!
>>154430604>Chinese investors*Arab investorsFTFY
>>154438074>unlock the disk!jackbauersoijak.jpeg
Who do yuo guys main in Guilty Gear Accent Core Plus R? I main Kliff
Trump showed up to the fights during the prelims once and for that he is a certified real one
>>154438073Why is blood dressed like a middle schooler in 2007
>>154438163certified loverboycertifies pedophilewop wop wop wop wop
>>154438194Redit is down the hall and to the right
>>154438238You sound upset
>>154438194We listen to Taiwanese bands hear...like The Smiths, Sade, Alice in Chians and Puffyshoes b
>>154432240
>>154438285talmbout the smiffs?
>>154438285Heem is a exclusive hippie sabotage listening board nice try
>>154438181Would you prefer he dressed in a full pair of DDDDPDDDs (Diarrhoea drenched dirty diaper president dingleberry dementia depends)
What's this I'm hearing about Joe Rogan eating a sub that cost 27k? Is this idiot not self aware in the slightest
Outside of the main event the Perth card is softball matchmaking for the Australian fighters. Tai and Junior Tafa are both favorites
ONE was on? What happened? Never mind, I don't care.
>>154438393damn man i remember when footlongs were $5. inflation is crazy yo
>>154438397Tai could legitmaatley lose that fight. If Louie turns it from an fight into an foight then Tai gets an weemjob
>>154438401Nah bro you GOTTA watch the men’s atomweight kickboxing fight bro it was CRAAAAZY bro they both landed 400 strikes bro it was so much better than UFC
>>154438302daneh I liv in ufc institute now buhbuhbuhbuh
>>154438397they got some unknown austrailian vs kody steele
>>154438397That sub was Bert Kreischers cockmeat b. Spoiler aletr!!
>>154438324You are mentally ill.
>>154438422Sutherland is the 2nd worst fighter in the promotion next to Kevin Christian. He’s absolutely terrible and Tai will starch him
>>154438442Real ones know Dom Mar Fan. You’re right tho, fight is close. Should be a banger.
>>154438430Well, I'm convinced!
Bert and Theo are peak comedy
Schaub
>>154438324He's on his way, sadly... What with the necrosis.. He's literally moldy and shitting himself rn... Hopefully he dies before Khamzat loses and he has to off him. I could see a scenario where Kadydaddy ACKs then his son tracks down Khamzat but doesn' have the heart to permma heem him so he lets him go and tells him to never return to Chechnya.
I'm going to Tito's, anyone want anything?
>removes deh panties, dana>b-but franc->BUHBUHHBUHBUH NOW!!!!
I cant stand strickland whining about Dana at the Whitehouse dinner. Mr America Guns Guns Guns forced gravely voice badmass man thinks Dana is so horrible because he fucking got excited at seeing secret service jump into action? What kind of weird pussy shit even is that??? Guns and freedom and fighting RAAA (but do NOT get excited when shit goes down in public or youre an evil psychopath! *cries)
>>154438564Nah just heemed a double steak bowl from Chipotle, the superior Mexican restaurant
>>154438602Strickland is just a contrarian.
>>154438577omg he's become NCUMBO HE'S UNSTOPPABLE IN THIS FORM
>>154438448Piggies are mentally ill.
>>154438630Hes just such a fag. Id love to root for a dude who loves america and guns and makes fun of islam. But then hes SUCH a weird fag sometimes. Cant root for him
When I posted those photos of my blood soaked back, hands, and arms and bloody bathroom floor that one really stuck with spammy. I'm afraid that it imprinted upon him, sadly...
>>154438657All the women in my life say the same thing.
It’s the time of night when dirty diaper Tyla oinks for xer Spamdaddy’s attention I fear
>>154438699You are mentally disturbed fr
>>154438699at least now you have an imaginary friend, spams
shut up bitch
>>154438602Dana was hoping DDPresident got oinked so he didn’t have to smell the stank of those dementia depends no mo’
Michael bisping was raped in the sweltering summer in Mexico city in 19
there's an actual real good chance that Trump outlives spammy you know dude is disgusting
>>154438712Idk I think like on /o/ a bunch of jannies just started banning everyone and being weird to kill the car culture is what is happening here
Jones - drunk drivingConor - boating/jet ski accidentKhabib, Islam - heart attacksHolloway - early onset dementiaKevin Lee - suicideChimaev - leukemiaMerab - drowningJiri - mountain climbing accident
JDM FIGHT WEEK
>>154438764Oh for real? Damn that's crazy rn
I don't even get banned anymore. They know not to fuck with me.
Will Rodneytang transition now
>>154439031You got aura
I don't get banned because jannies have been told by the owners
>>154439034Yes, they will remove his rod and s/he will be known simply as Tang.
Jdpiggy was raped.
>>154439165>sweet avenue
>>154439238
https://youtube.com/watch?v=8qmZkLEPS3g
I was thinking 'bout Cloz, thinking 'bout SneedThinking 'bout Jan, who he gon' ban?Open my eyes, yeahIt was only just a HEEEEEEEEEEEEEM
guru should go to brazil next and do a gi sesh when its +40 and maybe hell have an heart attack lol
When did you realize ufc was irredeemable?
>>154439501When Jubli got heemed.
this doo said redeem
Izzy has been and always will be my favorite fighter. Dude was the one who even opened the door to this sport for me. I can’t ever hate on him
>>154439047
>>154439602Nice post, kid.
>>154439602he fucks dogs
We love Daddysanya here.
I do not like Israel. I disliked him for heeming my boy Robert and then following it up by assuming my other boy Jan would be an easy win.
>>154439047You're being treated by the owner?
ZatfatherFathersanyaSlamfather
>>154439680He did make PigRoevWade he BITCH.
this cards pretty good
>>154439935said no one
ONE FC stands for ONE Fiddy Cent, haha get it cuz theyre deep in debt?
>>154439992A true Titoism would play out like"ONE FC stands for ONE financical insecurity because the money isn't-they don't have money"
>>154439992Debt isnt real. Look at the US debt and its still more powerful than any other country. Chatri is just higher IQ than daner
go on and get down with the thicknesse
>meersharts on this cardthis card is filled with b list superstars
>this roster is filled with c list superstars
Oh what’s that no jon jones news? I’ll fix that
welp... volk confirmed it. jdm was injured early in camp and the entire camp was teaching him how to work around the grim injury. of course he still accepted the fight so he's responsible. but best to change your pick if you have prates winning. you've been warned. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qc1Cr8LKywE
>>154440355Talmbout against Pisslam? Obviously injured the way he was wincing when nothing was happening. Everyone knew that.
>>154440355>levels above>fighting down underjdm gets stuck in the elevator, prates cuts the tension cables
I was injured. I had been trying a vegan diet. I had a death in the family. My dog ate my dawg in me.
fighters shouldnt have dogs. pack animals will breed weakness in your heart
>>154440355>ufc fighter>breakdown grift>gives picksuse code VOLK, thats V-O-L-K, VOLK for .01% match on your first deposit!
>>154440477Volk's breakdowns are legitKill yourself
help me with the next verse to my new rap song:jack dellahes a trend settahes a good fellahe can do bettah..
>>154435395Tenshin NasukawaThese boxfags don’t stand a chance
>>154438602Nigga Strickland is from Corona. You know what that place is? It’s a suburb that literally smells like cow shit. He’s in the perfect spot to be the equivalent of a hipster right now and that’s what he is
>>154440031Debt simply means it’s someone else’s problem, which is a based idea to live by if you think about itMust be why Jews do it
>>154438602>im so baddass i carry a gun raaaa>dont ever make fun of me for getting raped wahwhawahday one bitch boy clitland
Named my cat Din because he's black.
named my cat Tony because im Islam
>>154440828*shoots you dead**sobs*
I ain't got a cat fuck you
Tony the type of dude to name his cat Kirby
What's wrong with naming your cat kirby
i miss my cat
>>154440941She don't miss your bitch ass
some reel good cats on this planet b talmbout saltuvtha erth. lions, tigers, bears. list goes on n on
cats are a good animal for fighters. you dont own a cat. a cat is an apex predator. a cat is a sigma pet because hes not really a pet. you co exist. you both hunt. your internal fires light each others wicks. snakes same thing. dogs will just make you gay
snakes are face blind. they sssee no weight class when facced with an opponent, owner or not. the snake eats until it is full. the dog will just make you gay
pets are gross. if you have a pet your breathing in it's dookie particles all day every day and it's bare asshole is rubbed on whatever they feel like rubbing it on probably your face when your asleep groos son of a bitch
the predatorthe beastwhat are you
>>154441075>snakes are face blind. they sssee no weight class when facced with an opponent, owner or not. the snake eats until it is full.youre just described tj dillashaw
>>154440946shut up rape victim
Will Burce Buffer announce my nickname if its "The Nigger Respecter"? Respectfully
Bo Bassett
we jus makin up names now. steve garcia
face of the company steve garcia, at the president matchmakers request is on the freedom 250. cope
seven fight win streak steve garcia, he hasnt lost in nearly four years joe dis guy tough
steve garci-ACK
Bo Nigger
Steve Garcia will be the first fighter to make the walk on the historic UFC card held at the White House.
>>154441599garcia showed a lot of respect taking that shot clean to put the other guy over. this fight business gets like that sometimes
>>154441621>steve garcia>s.g.>s- social>g- gathering trust the cardDW
which lineage do you guys observe? for me its islam since its the unbroken lineacy
>>154441748BMF was never awarded
>>154441803Rock give him
>>154441748none. belt isnt real
yet it has more leverage than most other belts.. weird innit?
>>154441803you now remember the deep waters nate cope
>>154441748In terms of eligibility under the criteria of a real BMF:Nate - eligibleMasvidal - ineligibleUsman - ineligibleEdwards - ineligibleBelal - unironically eligibleJDM - eligibleIslam - ineligibleGaethje - eligibleHolloway - eligibleCharles - ineligibleTopuria - eligible
Who becomes the face of ONE after Rodney tang and takeru both leave? Stamp?
>>154442225me, McDonalds Muaythaigym
>>154442225stamp was always the face of ONE but she's old and flushed now too
ONE cooked with the oversized belt
>>154442225Phetjeeja
>>154442225that suave italian kick boxer
>>154442306canada's own jonathan di bella?
>>154442319ye that guy
JDM finna piece up Shartes
>>154442420bro couldn't even piece up Kevin Doodoo Holland
isnt JDM like those fast chinese cars?
when i make the ufc all im doing backstage every event is whispering racial slurs and stuff like i fuck your mother in everyone else in the weight classes ear and im telling dana stuff like wow you were so cool at the press conference i love reebok and the meal kits and all ill have to do is win 2 or 3 fights and ill be ranked and getting paid big and then i wont even ask for a title shot someone from contender series gets uppity ill be the gatekeeper i dont give a fuck shouldn'tve ran your mouth against the 14th ranked middleweight in the world i know my place its your job to know yours
chatri and dana, evil always win
covid was evil, fazza was good
>>154442439No its an american ballistic missile i think
>>154442225theyve probably learned the lesson that daner learned by nowits just the baht meatgrinder from here on out
>>154441530They been doing that for prolly years now, I remember some guy the ufc called "shem rock" showing up and of nowhere for a couple events. Like that wasn't his nickname that was his full name shem rock
>>154442225stamp is married and soon retired
>>154442587JDAMs aren't missiles
Prates is a weaponJDM is a guidance system
What's next for shem rock, anybody they give him for a couple grand on the regional scene?
>>154442710>no chamaNo. Chama.
i hate takeru and his stupid sexy wife
this how it go down
okay ive come up with the solution
>>154442727No more chama, kaaahrma
Just mog.
Ray VanStorm YanVulcan VolkanovskiEvil TopuriaDark MakhachevEarth ChimaevRock PereiraTwisted Gane
who is that beautiful motherfucker
sorry my monitor was off whoops
>>154443028Ulberg?
>>154443078Midnight Ulberg
Ray O'MalleyGravity GaethjeGalaxy Aspinall
>>154443078Forgotten.
There's no way Petr Yan's boxing could hold up meaningfully against Carlos Ulberg, that matchup would be entirely 1-sided.
1 months and half until we enter the Gaethje era
i want asian gf
Spiral Jones
The Schaubpranos
Grand Dvalishvili
>>154442191Based Belal BMF truther
i smell like shit
*distant flushing sounds*
>>154443342Do you really?
>>154443344Garry won.
>>154443352No he didn't
>I miss her, Justin.
>>154443351not any more
shavkat wonwon biglyquietquiet piggy
>>154443344>>154443370Dishonoring thy aoife curse is p4p strongest curse in mma I fear.I'll be betting the farm on gaethje
>>154443013Apparently he is holding out for a ranked opponent
>>154443409the whole hawlg farm bappa?
I am afraid the Gaethje era is unstoppable
>>154443425The whole cool farm with chickens and lambs, cows etc.And we grow vegetables so
>>154443370>Ilia: "I'm sorry Justin but you shall taste the pain that I've had to bear with me. I shall release this heavy burden this world has brought upon me. It has to be done it unfortunate it had to be you">Gaethje:" yeha mane ded go im knoxk you out morhefucka"
>>154443344Ian Garry teeped Schaubcat so hard he turned that nigga into the inuit baby from the first Ice Age movie
Ian Garry's greatest achievement: losing to Shavkat
THEY have been really quiet since
Takeru beating Rodtang means Taira will show levels against Van
>Brendan Schaub hit rock bottom>Brendan Schaub CAUGHT LYING About Being A Coach!!!>The Man of Many Failures of Bapa
>>154443409Divorced dad rage is the strongest force in the universe.
>>154443479dumbass ump trying to tell Schaub he can't do donuts in his trugg in the infield, like how stupid can you be
press conference has been on for 15 minutes btw
>>154443698Super
>>154443698That's great, thanks for letting us know
QUILLAN WILL ZEEM
>>154443540You know that BBL be stankin
>>154443698Alright man cool
Daroosh having grey hair since his mid 20s makes him immediately eligible for the BMF belt
They're daddy posting in the YouTube live chat
>>154443731no it doesn't
JDM is void of all charisma, islam buckbroke that broken native
>They're daddy posting in the YouTube live chat
Last week we brehmengs were HARD on the Aljotrain. We knew SterGOD would get it done. And the Aljogodchadmengbrehs were proven right, EMPHATICALLY.This week?The brehmengs refuse to board any train. Though we do nod towards JDM and Dariush getting it done.Hespect
>>154443742I think it goes pretty hard
>>154443803
>>154443698let us know when they start heeming
30 significant strikes and no sub attempts is not a "buck breaking"
>those legsIt's over.
>>154440477>nice picks grift chud!you guys are doing it again where you overuse a buzzword so much, you forget what it even means at all. or by the time you learn it, the person you heard using it was already using it incorrectly.
>>154443884Mom said it's my turn on the xbox ahh nigga
>>154443698it still up?
You guys remember the time when this guy met Paulo Costa?
>>154443891no one asked, monitor boy
torn between akon or shaggy for the next threads dancing aspinall
>>154444028Of course!
>>154444122Of course you are!
Make an Ulberg thread
>>154444028Costa probably looks way more attractive on camera than in person
>>154444128suppose you'd prefer punjabi mc
>>154443366GOATry won.
>>154444156Punjabi mc is a banger thoughbeit
>>154444166i do not disagree maybe tommy will dance to old m.i.a. and take some time away from the caribbean
i like marcus but that bread looks sad
quick fact: takeru got on a gameshowhttps://sasukepedia.fandom.com/wiki/Takeru
>>154444504He's a peaches delight
>>154444504Shut up bitch
>>154444575Mcgee should have a cameo in the next Tony Hawk pro skater
What a cool guy this McGee is.
>>154444588He smokes up to dull the pain too
UFC Perth will be card of the year. Even Rahiki vs Schmid will be a fun fight. There will be lots of heems. Calling it.
>>154444706Yeah right
What are the implications of UFC Perth being card of the year this weekend?
>>154444755Death of the ufc
>>154444706Hey mate can you please stop impersonating me?
>>154444706Yeah it's a stealthy good card on top of being set early
>order Kebab with that secret Aspinall sauce >wink at Kebabman >his reaction was not what I expected >not in any facet
Tom Aspinall blind ranks top 10 JAV actresses
>Zabit>ShavkatWhat are some other what-ifs?
>>154444847I know all fast food can be made at home but a baked potato with canned beans and cheese is just too simple to justify.
>>154445004Cheesey beans
>>154444998Schaub
>>154445148Jacked up on reign body fuel and ready to go to war!
>>154445148>Barao/Wineland was co-main over Mitrione/Schauban absolute travesty
>>154445296reddit is going to have another melty when they find out that gane shrank their boy
awful lotta real ones on this card coming upshant be any unboying happening however the results go methinks
>>154445343keep up with reddit do you?
Tim Elliott is going to pull off an early submission and be brought on as backup for 328 before Taira pulls out with an injury. We're going to go from a division having the two youngest fighters ever to be booked for a title fight to a 41 year old champ in a months time.
tim elliot is a fuckwit
>>154445531
Tim Elliott is based and boyable
>>154445507Elliots not even in the top 10. Only on a 2 fight winstreak. Plus he's pretty inactive, pulled out of a fight that was signed and Erceg's 1 win in his last 4 lol.
>It's up!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ls0n_LUhEQQ>Magumbo says Gane embarrasses Pereira>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ls0n_LUhEQQ
>>154445543Emo brazza
>>154445581Are you making an argument for parity? Might wanna rethink that b
why would anyone ever listen to what that child killer has to say
>>154445577He needs to finish his contract and go to Rizin. The japanese would probably love his trailer park aesthetic and he could be competitive for a few more years.
>>1544455903 brown retards.
FACT: Ian Machado is the most dangerous man at welterweight
Brazilian lesbians call me the Brunabomber
ian garry got dogged by katdaddy and went life for death with belal. hes a cuckold and should be fighting mallot for the 12thbbest ww in the world belt not islam for 1th
canadians are so fucking stupid
Genius. Greatness. Garry.
>>154445641With Ian Garry, even when you win, you lose. Truly terrifying.
Keep an eye out on a kid named Carlos Prates, man that kid is going places man
>>154445706me and you in the cage fifteen seconds im on top crucifix iron chef style. hidden ingredient? elbows. five course feast prepared for you. bang bang bang bang bang
>>154445726yeah, he's going straight down to the canvas when are giacomo sleems him round 2
Carlos Prates won under the superior judging and scoring criteria of ONE Championship.
Shartes got tooled for 4.5 rounds by a short notice fighter
>>154445737I reckon Giacomo decisions him though with CP gassing out in the 4th and 5th
>>154445755people forget man the only rounds CP won against machado fairy were 4 and 5
ian notsomacho fairy new posting on indeed 1200 to finish inside the missus 1200 if you can refract and glaze his face
>>154445776His cardio isn’t good, he’s always low volume and still gets tired. Garry hit a wall because he took a 5 rounder on 2 weeks notice, you could see prates gassing badly when he fumbled the finish
D Rod was the WW protagonist all along
>>154445817>>154445817>>154445817