I think this is a great thread
FAGGets kek!!!
i think there are too many japanese now, it was cool when it was just ichiro but now they're all over the place
Why do Mets fans think that all Yankees fans live in The Bronx? The Yankees are among the best-traveled fans in baseball. We are from Florida. You HAVE TO get out of bed in sub-40-degree weather to take the subway and walk around Queens, which smells like a Chinese wet market mixed with sewage fumes that literally steam from the manhole covers.
this
>>154440780Every team needs atleast one japanese player
>>154440804they hated him because he told the truth
I'm gay go yanks!!
MAN DOWN BROS, REPEAT: MAN DOWN!https://x.com/TheBobbyPassan/status/2049679365932265499
>>154440804Its funny because its true.
>>154440833You're a beta male mets fag, but OK.
>>154440834thats nuts
I’m gay go yanks!!
For me it's Detroit Tigers' farmhand legend, John Smoltz.
Uh oh, faggets are in for at least another year of getting mindraped by the Yankees again. Buckle up Mets fags. Gonna be a long ride.
>>154440786Surprise surprise Florida is now full of MIGAtard Jew York boomers now.>>154440804My favorite part is when Yankees fans cope and say the Bronx is white and guineas from Jersey are too lmao
My Chihuahuas are going for that Breaking Sad sweep
Os fans will defend this
Just took fat mest bros
>>154440804he might as well be describing atlanta in the big 2026
>>154440804As a gay yanks fan I am so sorry
>>154440950>>15444095427 rings stfu
Evening /mlb/. What's your favorite April memory?
>>154440912Did you say something about politics? I couldn't hear you because of the swimming pool's pump. Sorry. My favorite thing is when Mets fans wake up to the smell of rotten fish and sewage in the air.
>>154440940DA JOOZ!
>>154440950>>154440954>>154440958>>154440960>>154440963Count em. More than your poverty franchise
pete is hitting .198 his way
>>154440964As a gay yanks fan I am so sorry
Here comes the cord
27 dicks in your ass kek
>>154440977in just 3 short years it will be 20 years since the stankees last championship
Imagine if the White Sox still had Cease, Crochet, and Sale. They would have a great shot at making the postseason.But they don't and they'll trade Murakami at the deadline.
>>154440968Those Mets fans are all flooding your state to escape the smiling brown man only to pollute Florida with more pro-Israel garbage>>154440966The Padres winning the World Series
This god damn cubmetdres discord is fuckin our asses again
>the Mets Jews live in the city's tunnels, shitposting about the Yanks all day long, even when I'm sleeping. How do they get the Wi-Fi bros? Fiber optic?
>cuckgang seething about the yankgods
>>154440872saw him pitch in pittsburgh in the summer of '96
>>154441011As a gay yanks fan I don't have a problem with this
>>154441015The mayor gives it to them.
>>154441027As a gay yanks fan I am so sorry
>>154441009There aren't any Met fans in Florida. They're all too stupid and retarded to leave New York City. I've only seen Yankees and Red Sox, Dodgers and the local teams.
>>154441036As a gay yanks fan I am so sorry
Smart citizens like Florida citizens
>>154441027Kek met fans were really forced to watch as their organization embraced that man. Meanwhile, the Yankees kept things classy and invited the real POTUS, rather than some mayor of a shit hole city who thinks they run America. Everything has to go through 45/47.
>>154441008>But they don't and they'll trade Murakami at the deadline.White Sox will be buyers this July. You're thinking of the Twins that will be more than 20 under in July
Uhhhhhhhh, so where is previous OP??????????????
>>154441056But I thought Mets fans were the Jews?
>>154441062As a gay yanks fan I am so sorry
>>154441056Shalom
>>154441056Truth hurts.
>>154441074As a gay yanks fan I am so sorry
>>154441056MIGA
>>154441074The president of the United States is treated with respect, regardless of their viewpoints.
>>154440977and how many in your lifetime, Vito?
>>154441096Kek good one.
>>154440786I live in Chicago (well, the burbs) now. I lived in NYC til I was 13, though.
>>154441085Is this why cuckgang is seething at the yanks?
>>154441085MIGA
Does Faggetcord really think that the Acting President of the richest country is not embraced with open arms wherever he goes because Reddit told them not to, or are they just grasping at straws to find an excuse to dunk on the yanks?
>>154441111Nice digits! Are you a girl perchance?
>>154441096Just another dollar more for gas right?
>>154441120The only people embracing him being MIGAtards and Israel. And Zion Don's approval rating is under 20% right now but you do you.
>>154441085>leiter with the Jesus shirtTime for a tranny induced melt down.
>>154441074The mest are filthy jewsAll jews are commies
I stand with Israel.
Kek stankeedoo ‘ems have the weakest bants possibly in the history of this general.
MMMMMMM just look at all of that man meat
>>154441153me too but then again im not brown
Trumpkees make ya seethe
Oh boy brownoid melty hours on /mlb/
>cuckgang trannies hate the yankees and dodgers because of their association with trumpim nooooooticing
>>154441164do NOT listen to them. I know how it feels.
The Yankees are the real Kosher team after all
OK Faggetcord, time for bed. I know I know... It's tough to fathom having a designated sleeping time when you're in the bottom 10% of earners in the great USA.
>>154441182Jews are winners so it makes sense
The greatest contained in this one photograph is off the charts extraordinary. Two GOATs.
>it’s cubscord >it’s padrescord>it’s metscordwe need the based and blessed inspector to sort this all out
>>154441198holy based
I can only dream of what it must be like to get your boi pucci murdered by this man.
>>154441195Did you post this from a macbook by any chance?
>>154441208The inkekker has been taken over by an imposter...a doyer imposter ..
>>154441196True. Imagine if failed retard (who failed badly and an hero'd kek) Hitler were alive to see this
>>154441251no… NO!!!
beef in my box, please
PFMA
>plotted Faggetcord attack failed so badly they're posting stanton's physique Gayest fanbase
>>154441162why do all the great players in any sport have dadbods
I can’t tell who is the most mindfucked poster rn the dodgers kid or the yankees kid.
>>154441291>thinking of another man's bodyNotice how all of the anti-yankee fags are homosexual.
Oh, Gianni boy, I am so ready to take you in my holes
We must trust the thread to high quality Metsiner posters.
>>154441307Probably the poster who sits on 4chan 24 hours a day with his discord hugbox posting the same nonsensical messages minute after minute.
>>154441330Ok, now that you’ve outed yourself as a new fag (again) I’d say it’s the dodgers kid.
>>154441322Never trust the thread to Marniers fans
>>154441322Oh cool, another hugbox, want to add the white Sox and Rockies to the “””broship”””?
>>154441307Projecting discordtroon. You do this all day every day projecting your faggotryBaseball
>>154441307Kek its doyer kid>>154441330
>>154441345Metsoxinerockies fuck ya!!
>>154441322Most forced thing ever, these teams have nothing in common besides a few busts who went to either team.
these stankee niggas zesty today
>*laughs in DC*lolmets
>>154441330Sing along, fagets!Meet the Fagets, meet the Fagets.Head for the park and greet the Fagets.Black cock, twink ass, all out at Shea,Guaranteed to have gay sex all day.Because those Fagets are really suckin' those balls,Taking the D in all bathroom stalls.Long Island, New Jersey, Brooklyn, Queens, Uptown and Down,Let's go Fagets, they are cummin' all over New York town.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tOUpoabzGEk
>>154441307It took two nights of psychogang posting to mindbreak these fools (in the ass)... God help us all...
>>154441345My Rocksoxinerpolitans :)
doggie doos kek
>>154441345As a cubgers fan I am so sorry
I still got it ..
MDS=mets dick suckingkek
>>154441393but you don't have 27 rings, do you?
x_x <---- doyerpaco I just ran over kek
>>154441418did he died?
>>154441364you wouldn't get it
What happened to O's new Owner? I remember him being all spendy and hanging out with the fanbase in the stands, now I just don't even hear good things about him anymore.
>>154441371I think the fact that the team started tanking after they invited the male Rosie O'Donnell to dance at pride night was probably one of the funniest things I've ever seen in baseball. and I’ve seen some videos of their stadium and it looks completely empty so maybe it’s time for them to cancel event nights for good.
>>154441398https://voca.ro/16dr5Obr90Wf
¿qué onda?
>>154441398SUBPOENA!!!
>>154441322t. faggot
>>154441421Yea lol he was in a lot of pain too
>>154441434As a gay yanks fan yo s o y mucho siento
>>154441425Yeah two faggots sucking each other off is something most straight men don’t understand
>>154441398Youll be hearing from my LAYWer. Wath you are doing is illegal
>>154441425No, it's pretty clear. Two of the worst baseball teams decided to form a group to protect themselves from the other teams, but this doesn't affect anyone who cares, because you can easily see through it. Instead of defending each other, both teams get attacked.
Metsiners on the come up
what if you put your teams hat on a giga chad meme and said "the chad (team)"
>>154441398you can't...YOU CAN'T!!!
KEK FAGGOTners
https://voca.ro/17knp7p68UIs
what the fuck are these stupid OPs? Use this next time
>>154441459Based oldcum
>>154441398https://vocaroo.com/1fqop3aoROqn
>>154441465I do this
>>154441461On the come-up to what exactly? last place? first round exit? Mariners blew it last year. I mean, you didn't even have to face anybody good in the ALCS and you still lost.
>>154441489Rocksoxinerpolitans got this
https://voca.ro/1hWQn1Z5Rftv
>>154441398...AUGH!!
>>154441162god I would love to wake up in bed with his morning wood. Fucking hate the Yanks but I love Judge's ass.
I think maybe the twentieth time I have a sperg out about the shitposters on mlb they might finally stop. How to test this hypothesis?
I'm sorry, Mariner fans are finally waking up after their 10-month hibernation, which consisted of constant rain, darkness, and cloudiness.
i think the reds are still a valid team and heil h- skyline chlii
>>154441537At least you're honest.
off day tomorrow
sex with… blue jays pajeeta?
the MDS this season is crazy. spoid really has no life
>>154441431>>154441485>seething so hard at a team that's 10-20 that you embarrass yourself by wailing into the mic like a retardI think we're gonna be A-OK Mets bros.
>>154441538stop telling people with ADHD to just focus and start telling them that 4chan is literally designed to make focus impossible.
>>154441613Yeah man I’m tired of all these shit mest fans sucking mest dick
>>154441620Why do you always make up a scenario where you're the victor? I think you're a loser more often than not.
>>154441652yals-em!
>>154441652Both of them on vacation cause they cant make the playoffs
>>154441665
>>154441652Both eternally better than the Jets/Mets
blow gays pajeeta raynkees fish lesbian hardcore strap on scissoring
I'm putting together a team
As a gay yanks fan I am so sorry
mettiejettiepaco eternally seething kek
wait…. not again!
>>154441697I like that all 3 of them ended up right next to each other in the all time Braves war stats.
whole lotta gay yanks fans in here!
>>154441131No, I'm not.
>Reds off to beat season start in decades>Entire league division is just as good and extremely competitive >injuries already mounting
>>154441428He stopped caring about the team, O's will be mid for the forseeable future
>>154441592>>154441696Honestly, I'm terrified. Also, ERC looked good, but Boone is a retard who needs to try to stop stealing outs, but ERC probably needed that kind of experience anyway.
>>154441428Didn’t he suspend their broadcaster for literally just stating the team had a prior bad year last season? Or was that ‘24?
yankees are the only good AL team. there's 4 good NL teams. reds aren't one them
>>154441774oh my… I’ll… I have to go
>>154440971that's correct
>>154441792As a gay yanks fan I am so sorry
>>154441774He definitely had the jitters and walked too many batters, but I'm overall impressed with his pitching. Hopefully he will get more comfortable. Anyway, some kid who eats innings is better suited to this monster rotation than another rookie breakout ace pitcher, and I'm okay with that too.
>19/30 teams have a negative run differential When will Manfred do something about the tanking problem
>>154441792>there's 4there's two, the Dodgers and braves
>no mariners baseball for the rest of the month
>>154441861I'm getting the vibe that most teams have gave up and didn't do anything in the offseason to improve because they are all waiting for the salary cap.
>>154441792Mariners are the best team in the AL Mariners will win the AL Cap this
>>154441774who or what is reckERC?
>>154441792I feel it in the air. We somehow got cursed by another AL East monster with 18 wins already. So close to us! I'm not sure how it will play out, but we must monitor the situation along with the Jays and Sox. I see it this way: Last year, we struggled against our division and that cost us a playoff run. This year, we should play .500 or better with our division. So far, it's shaping up nicely. I'm anxious about how the series with Toronto will go. A good anxiety though.
>>154441883Can you imagine if the yankee and dodger newfags were here for that? Kek.
>>154441844does he ever smile?
>>154441875most teams wouldn't even be affected by a salary cap they're too cheap
Why are they called Pitchers and not Bowlers?
>>154441900No, it could be good. I don't think he has any reason to emote either. I think he is somewhat autistic, like Schlitter. I don't know if you understand my point here, but basically, he doesn't follow the crowd.
>>154441902Part of the cap will be a minimum so gay owners like the Marlins and Rockies front offices won't intentionally be cheap fucks
>>154441912its an interesting discussion
doyerpoorfags are so financially illiterate they think every team can spend 80m per year on Kyle Tucker lol
You’re all fags
>>154441983I'm a girl
>>154441983this is actually quite athletic>>154441948yer I understand. I want my players as autistic as possible
what causes this?was it worth it?
>>154441983I’m literally a femanon
>>154441983>the mest poster coming out of his cave
>>154442015look closely at the pigs handsyou can tell this is AI
Say that to my face and not online and see what happens
>>154442046Are you sure?
>>154441877Manifesting this
>>154442046It’s not. I was there when it happened
>>154441583cute!
>>154441592that brown kid with the Schneider stash behind home plate yesterday had a hot mom
>>154442057post the unedited version!
>>154441877It's happening.
My pirates :(
we're going to get the #1 draft pick and then spend 400 millies on the 2027 roster
dodgers win even when they lose
Manfred, god damnit.
I really, really hate almost every anon on /mlb/ Not my fellow Msbros, love you guys. The rest of you should eat a bullet
>>154438052uhhhhhhh where is previous???????????????
>>154442138OK and when Manfred steps in and suspends the entire group you'll have won exactly nothing and be made the laughing stock of the mlb like the astros.
I have a question
>>154442176I’m a girl
Guys, the other generals keep calling us gay. Maybe we should tone down the homosexuality in here?
>>154442169holy based
>>154442176>>154442172
>>154442189It's not a math question.
>>154442155This mind fucked doyer fans
How it feels knowing I wasted my only off day watching baseball and I have to be back at work tomorrow morning
No seriously. I have a question
>>154442169>>154442194/mlb/ is a mariners general. why else would it be named "mariners lovers board"????
>>154442193I am trying to add some heterosexuality here by Alysa posting
>>154442228Marijuana is bad for you
>>154442204in the ass...
>>154442208Ray Charles >
i didn't know dalton rushing haters were a thing, but i checked out some discussion about it now and the hate just comes from pussy liberal types
>>154442169We get it you're a bitter flyover
>>154442239Homosexuality is bad for you
At what point would you be worried about Austin Riley's contract? He's hitting under .200 a month into the year
>>154442251you should probably spam your trannyjak folder about it
>>154442096
>we are at that point of the night where it is only mariners fans sucking each other's cocksGrim. I'm going to bed now
>>154442256pfma badspie
>>154442251fucking based and redpilled!
>>154442266call before you dig
>>154442259Mets payroll status
>>154442262i hate trannies and don't have a single wojak saved. be more like me, man
>>154442238a little bit or maybe a lotta bit of marijuana is good for you actually
>>154442251hes a man's man (no homo)
>he autoseethed about trannyjakslawl knew it
>>154442251shadilay!
>>154442281Well the braves do have a tax to consider that no other team has to pay so they are more limited
>>154442169maybe you should go back to your trooncord
I checked reddit and turns out the only people that hate BASED rushing are libtards I would hate to have your brain legitimately
>>154442266*sneaks into your house**cranks up your toaster dial to ruin your breakfast*
>>154442236armpit queen
>>154442314no... NO!!!
I check 4chan and the only people who like Rushing are Mexicans who stick hotdogs up their asses
>>154442304youre missing this:>
>>154442267>>154442291Bad for you
>>154442169shoutout m's bros
>>154442251memes aside, yes. a lot of pearl clutching faggotry from human pussies who don't understand that this was once a game played by men
>>154442314satanic behavior
>>154442316She is quite the pit slut
>>154442304kek doyerpacos
>>154442251every baseball fan on earth other than doyerpacos dislikes Dalton Rushing because he’s been in the league for a month has a massive ego and is antagonistic, there’s like an instance of him being a fat little mutt faggot once a night. You just associate people you disagree with as “liberals” because you consume nothing but zogged out culture war bullshit and you’re legit retarded
are you still mad about when they retook the rainbow?
>>154442337psychoners
>>154442333is this loss?
>>154442348holy shit you bodied that freak
What did Ralton Dushing do to make everyone hate him??
>>154442333loss?
>>154442348why should I hate a player for having an ego
>>154442348DOYERPACOS SPAM THE TRUMP FOLDER STAT!!
>>154442348THIS is the touchy-feely pussy shit i'm talking about LMAO
Wtf is wrong with new yorkers?
>chikaner learns a player's name other than barry bonds
>>154442350actually psychotic
Who else is white and not afraid to support based Rushing our aryan prince?
so you are discord trannies mad that the yankees and dodgers visited trump
>>154442377>banned for lifeFuture Mets fan
>>154442348quality bait
>>154442391that's mexican andy not TRAD_CATHOLIC_CONQUISTADOR_1488, I know him too
>>154442377This was a dark ritual being played out in the public eye, something you and I weren't meant to see. The repercussions were immediate and lasting.
pacos vs trannieswho to pick?
>>154442377this is a Bernhard Goetz situation, that fan's life was in danger
>>154442366>accused the rockies of cheating because he called a shit game>said fuck 'im when jung hoo lee was hurt on the field>called Migeul Amaya a fat fuck this >>154442348 anon is correct that he's a loudmouthed rookie, and in the muh heckin based tough guy league the 2024 pacos never witnessed he would have gotten a lot worse than just Webb throwing at him.
>>154442169Mariners!
>>154442419The Rockies are cheating.
>>154442348>these replieskek discord trannies are getting yeeted hereyou lost
east coasties have no idea who Dalton Rushing is
>>154442377he did it his way
seething about based Israel again kek
>>154442445why are mets fans like this
>seething over an athletekek tranny behavior
>>154442452I literally had to leave the thread!! LITERALLY!!
Let's play Guess the Division! The image in my post is from one of baseball's BEST divisions and is ordered by standing, you have to guess the division knowing only the run differentials! No cheating!
>>154442473Reds are frauds
>>154442473AL Central
Taking back the rainbow :)
if anyone was being unsportsmanlike, it was lee after the tag when his teammate or batboy tried helping him and he angrily gestured at him to go away twice. i like lee too. he was just angry at himself for being too slow, but, if you ask me, his 3rd base coach should have never sent him
>>154442445which mlb team for this feel?
>>154442477close
>>154442486Shut the fuck up mutt
>>154442419>>said fuck 'im when jung hoo lee was hurt on the fieldwhat do you want him to do? fuck the other team
let's all calm down
Mookie couldn't secure a ball from two out of shape Yankee fans, let that sink iN.
>>154442500haha you know i'm 100% right, but your pussy feelings won't won't allow it
>obsessing over trannies and gayslmao peak rage-algorithm blue collar grunt behavior
>>154442501don't shoot the messenger pal. he is a faggot for accusing the rockies of cheating though. jizzian thing to do instead of taking accountability.
>>154442503we need burgerposters now more than ever
>>154442513https://voca.ro/1hWQn1Z5Rftv
champ says FUCK EMWE FUCK EM
>chikaner seething impotently in the background of every threadjej what a kwab
Will Smith told Profar he was irrelevant?
If you dislike rushing you’re probably a tranny I don’t make the rules a simpleton fruit picker does
back to the 'cord sisters
>>154442534why can't you guys just get over him? will the rushing thing last a whole year too?
bro theres...we must cover all directions...
>>154442549fuggin' nicers!! this one is gonna set the newfags in a tizzy
anything to take your mind off of your mds
Discordsissies.. we lost today
>>154442548THEY'RE IN A MEETING DISCUSSING HOW TO REPLY TO THIS
>>154442516Women crave red meat when on their periods. Read that again.
>>154442549DISCORD MEME ALERT!!
chikaner and this Mexican doyerpaco have a lot in common. Would hate to be them legitimately, actual suicide fuel. Can both of you stop posting? You’re both obviously losers in a way that’s offensive to me
>>154442549>>154442555Go on without me, I'll hold them off while you make your escape!!
>>154442566wahoobros... not like this
>>154442549
Here's one for east coasties...name that division! Hard Mode: name ONE (1) player from any of these teams
>>154442566Yeah and chocolate
>>154442566no...NO!!!
>>154442401you've been watching baseball for like what a month? You're an attention seeking faggot and you're clueless about everything,
>>154442585known baseball stadium jeff mcneil
>>154442585heh, I know this one
>>154442592Replenishing their iron
kek womanly mind, but not womanly body kekwe got trannies lads
Hey guys wanna see my journal of all the women I’ve slept with? That way you guys will know I’m a chad sex haver
>the perfect man for cubs girls>their equal
it was marinerscord all along...
>>154442600shhh anon give the east coasties a chance!
>>154442570They're the same personAndre Dawson
>>154442595he has more right to be here than you, bunkertroon
I'm a girl!
I make 50k a year, I spend 300 on fresh Jordan’s and I hate trannies. DOYERS puto
>all these tranny melties over flagskek
womanly behavior but forever stuck in a male body Keks
>it's another newfags melting down about trannies and discords threadi blame ohtani
What’s a bunkertroon I have a career and don’t live with my parents
>stop exposing my tranny ass! youre brownkek
What's a bunkertroon I'm unemployed and live with my parents
i'm walkin ere
i just want say that i love ale alejandro
>>154442687I fucked her
Fat Joe is better than ice cube
>>154442693I fucked him (terrible starfish tier lay)
>>154442699Is that a "yee-row"?
kek doggiedoos
>>154442700>ice cubeHE'S A FAGGOT TOO, HOMO
>>154442700we don’t talk about boomer rap here, unc!
>>154442735MF DOOM genny
Imagine if fat Joe could perform evil twins at the world series with a hologram big pun
>>154442763Ok im imagining it. Now what?
>Doggers lost>Lakies lostLA bros...
>>154442595im actually elite
>>154442779Ah no wonder they’re on the rag kek
>>154442779kek pacos
accusing a team that won 50 games last season of cheating is actually manly as fuck and definitely not something an entitled whiny mutt would do
>>154442779The Angels also lost :)
>>154442712Yes, and a dawg/polish by the looks of it. Personally, I'd go with a beef.
>>154442808what's the actual difference? some pork?
>>154442805It's a rarity that I get to see two white sox wins in a row.
>>154442811gyro is usually lamb
>>154442811Yeah, meat makeup, size, and spice blend. Both terrific though.
>>154442826Oh yeah if this anon>>154442811was asking about gyros, then gyro meat is lamb that's fresh-shredded off a giant skewered hunk. Shredded thin, more like a cheesesteak.
>>154442828You’re talking about my dick, right?
>playing mvp baybaw 2005 >late as fuck on the fastball it’s so over bros
>>154442848>my vulnerable pussy 2005kek!
>>154442826Its beef in the civilized world
>>154442856no… NO!!!
>>154442856holy fuck
G'evening
>>154442856That’s uncalled for
>>154442805Sad day for LA
>>154442857Lamb is delicious, pleb.
>>154442884Goat* meat is disgusting and smells
Chikaner, Psychogang, the pacos, the gays… they don’t know they’re all pawns!I will destroy /mlb/!
>>154442897Timmy palette kek
>>154442878you can't... YOU CAN'T!!!
>>154442826>>154442841oh, yeah I was asking about the dog, I know gyros are usually lamb
>>154442912They eat trash. I bet you eat pork as well.
>>154442848I need a batting cage mode, I can't hit. I also don't know how you're supposed to use the stick while you're hitting, I usually line out if I actually make contact.
>>154442936I just play the hitting mini game kek
>>154442878Discord is here bros… I’m out!!
>>154442878hi
>>154442956Jeebus freakin cheebus
Don’t ask me how I know this, but Carlos Mendoza will be fired in a few hours.Screencap this post if you need to. It might not be around
>>154441557Typical east coastie who doesn’t know PNW weather isn’t nice until the 4th of July
>>154442994fym? It’s usually nice through September. I love the rainy season thougheverbeit.
>>154443000Read it again
>>154442944The home run derby?
>>154442994Is that why you need to take vitamins if you live there?
>>154442994it's nice in march and stays nice until november, it's literally perfect
>>154442994Florida weather is nice year round, fuck off with your coastie shit.
>>154443025nowhere with significant humidity is nice year round, that's a lie
>>154443025You live in a swamp >>154443009I’m drunk so my bad but uh it’s already nice out though? Weather was perfect today where I’m at.
>>154443031>>154443035>muh humidityInvest in climate controls poorfags.
>>154443035Alcohol is bad for you
>>154443047>climate controlpunk ass BITCH i don't even own an umbrella
>>154443047isn't the point of having nice weather is that you're enjoying it outside
>>154443047swamp rat kek
You guys are my only friends
>>154443062Ichiro had softball stance
>but we just won 17-1 !-ALEX CORA
>>154443071>seattle>enjoying anything weather relatedFloridians are just locked in their houses like it’s 2020, aren't they? >>154443086The swamp is in the south.Also, you are a rainforest capybara
>>154443171>17 = Qhabbeningbros?!
>>154443155good for being the hit king tho
>>154443179What type of hits did he get
>>1544431831Bs and other hits
>>154443183the record breaking kind
>>154443179Tony Gwynn was the real hit king, a man who could hit the ball where no one else could, and that was his whole approach. Ichiro was the on-base percentage king. He hit a bunt home run, which was all you needed to know about him. He stood in a softball stance that literally catered to getting to first base quickly.
>>154443216scrunched up 80's era zones don't count
>>154443201Cool, surely he did well in the ALCS.
>>154442986honestly wouldn't surprise me
>>154443237Yeah, won 3 in a row with the Yanks.
>>154443179He's forever a victim of black excellence
>>154443251That's right, don't you forget it.
Alright alright I'm done trolling the mariner fans, they're too nice.
It's 20 to 9 in the FUCKING MORNINGget that up ya
>>154443293its 6 hours until its MAY motherfrickersapril-excusers going to be out of excuses soon
>>154443307this is a memorial day genny
>>154443293Its 3:53 AM and I have a double shift at 10:30 AM
>>154443307oi m8 g'day m8, bazzana has a negative WAR m8
>>154443322did you end up getting more cutwaters?
>>154443171we'll see after the next series, no shame in losing against the best team in baseball
>>154443326I don't drink, only some weed for the pain.
>>154443324make love, not WAR
>>154440940Did you really have to Google what ethnicity of a guy with the last name "Rubenstein"?
rocks have the hot hand
>>154443347da rox are cheatin'!!!!!!!!!
there are two teams in MLB who have never won their division in franchise historythe 2026 doggie doos were unable to win a series against either team so far
the rockies pretty much just told their hitters to attack the first pitch no matter what, it's not their fault the other teams just lob them junk to mash
>>154443371The fix is in
>>154442169B-b-b-based
>>154443398Epstein was a mets fan
>>154443324its april
>>154443404okay okay, but surely at some point epstein did something wrong
>>154443411He sold my parlay, capital offense
fact: the mets havent won the pennant since epstein died
>>154443404He was, but Terry Davis wasn't.
>>154443428TDners?
>>154443424they havent won the division since
>>154443428Terry probably liked the M's.
>>154443436Our Terry would have loved the current day Mariners.
>>154443436He was mentally unstable
>>154443441that's not true the trains just hated him
>>154443448What a schizo. Seems like a painful existence. Glad he's dead.Baseball teams for this feel?
>>154443468the expos
>>154443468Padres/cubs
>>154443448He hated on Indians too much so the Indians sent their best killer to silence him. One day the Blue Jays will answer for this.
>>154443324bodied that bogan!
>>154443475What are they exposing?
>>154443483Oregonians Deserving Vengeance Ranked: 1. Paul 2. Terry
>>154443494bigfoot just flew over my lawn
>>154443494I still miss Paul. Every now and then I'll go back and watch his breakdown on the Miami Dade Shootout.
>>154443511yeah it sucks, all time going out video though
Kek doggiedoos
marindoo 'em!
>>154443527He was a real one, right up until the last moment.
The mourning doves are calling, another day of work is upon us. Do you work today, anon?
poodrepacos kek
>>154438052How do Americans pronounce Goethe? Ive once heard a guy say Go-eth, but this cannot be the norm, can it?
>>154443660toe-hoe
>>154443660how do YOU pronounce it
KAWAIIhttps://x.com/kingwest0219/status/2049475099590558192
>>154443720Gö-te
>>154443660In JapanGēte
>>154443648
Discord sent me
I’m a tranny! A discordtranny!
not the 'cordsisters
>lossing to the gnats
just dropped an extra stinky mest in the toilet kek
>>154443800im not a neet but a retired millionaire and i say this
this is incane
i paid well over $400k in taxes last year and what did i get for it
>ITS UP>>154444720>ITS UP>>154444720>ITS UP>>154444720
>>154443800It's OK. I worked 70 hours, but I was sick this week, so I cut it down to 40 hours. It feels good to be off today. I had a fever that kept me up all night, if I deliver packages for work while it’s raining. When will my recovery window be? I have two jobs, so at one point, you just need to decide. Yeah, I don't have to work so much and go to school at the same time.
