Yeah, I'm thinking Atlanta won the trade
>>154438380and there it is... IN THE OP?!
>racism outside of /b/
>SOON
What fanbase is this?
>>154438472Getting a 2nd
>>154438380My Saints finna boutta win the NFC South
>>154438484yankees
>>154438472they just got Greenardthey won't be able to pay Crosby too
>>154438604howie will figure something out
my billsies :(
>>154438380Kek
Feeling good about this off season. I'm thinking >we can sneak into the playoffs and win a game
pray for bo
>>154438804his leg no work good no mo'
>>154438804I guess both sides CAN lose a playoff game
>>154438804My Raiders will victimize this bow legged bitch
>>154438804is it supposed to look like that?
>>154438804When you think about it, “Bo Nix” looks kinda short for “Broken Ankles”
>>154438804>more surgeries >won't be ready for OTAs and might miss training camp all together it's ogre
>>154438804no wonder he was using a scooter like a bitch instead of crutches
>>154438380Nice fanfic
>>154439011remind the class which went to more owls
>>154439028They've both been to two. Unless you're counting Shanahan's Falcons meltdown as OC.
What do we post when Mendoza goofs?>femdoza>memedoza>membozoAny other options?
>>154439083>Furnando Suitdoza
>>154438429
>>154439083>menblowza
>>154438804
who is your favorite historical horse? for me, it's alexander the great's bussyphallus
>>154439011Raheem OWNS Mutt Shitford and McThey/Them
>>154438804That's not his ankle that's his knee
>>154439011It's all Falcons fans have, they'll never win an owl after 28-3
>>154439130That why Shanny ran to make him his new DC?
>>154439083>those deltoidsIs that achievable natty?
>>154439136I hope his knee grows to become big and strong and never breaks.
>>154439163Uh... yeah. You realize that it makes perfect sense for Tranahan to get Raheem as his DC so Morris can continue to plonk the Shams, right?
>>154438804the bills must pay for what they've done to bo
>>154438804whys his leg look like a C its not supposed to look like that
>>154439337he did that to himself
Just took a fat steaming Josh Allen
Which college team gives ourguy Gruden a chance?
>>154439192Sure, makes perfect sense to hire the 8-9 HC with the 15th ranked defense for a team with a closing window. I suppose did win a ring as a DC. Wonder who that was with?
HE'S GONNA GET YOU
>>154439490Makes more sense than drafting a QB3 in the first round
>>154439524That little goblin has no business scurrying around the field like that
>>154439590he's still a better option than gaygay mcsharty
>>154439527Good thing they took Ty instead of Fernando RPO-za
>>154438804give it to me straight, will we even see him this year?Will we even ever see him again?
is she right?
>>154439524the kangz are n9ne's team not kyler's
>>154439651I'm sorry, I'm afraid his boneitis is terminal
>>154439659doubt
>>154439524has he always looked this unexcited
>>154438804Bow Nix
>>154439707who the fuck gets excited at the gym?
>>154439658>She was surprised>She's staying optimistic>She thinks they can win the OwlShe is right
>>154439524
>Its our yea-AAAAAAAAACK
>>154439742homosexuals in the sauna
>>154439186>knee growsWhoa whoa whoa whoa
>>154439760Minisomalia REAL quiet on this one
>>154439742gymrats
You know whats irking me?How the fuck do kickers and punters get CTE?They barely get hitLike sometimes never throughout their entire playing time from pop warner to being 38 and still kicking in the NFLHow the fuck are they having head traumas?
RaidGODS.
Mendoza will be a bustPavia will be Brady 2.0 after Lamar dies week 2Cap this.
this goober is almost as corny as Russell Wilson
>>154439869delusional
>>154439912Drew Brees was a midget and is a top 5 QB
>>154439919diego ain't drew
why doesn't he just retire and spend time with his wife?
>>154439877>couple of good years>will win one for Raiders>will lose a devastating one >will marry some celeb like Sydney Sweeney>starts his quick decline>gets traded and calls himself something like Mr. Relentless
>>154438380my niners make ya SEETHE
>>154439991>Yes, Aaron Rodgers is married. During a June 2025 press conference, the quarterback revealed he got married "a couple of months" earlier to a private person named Brittani, whom he has described as "incredible".
>>154439828Whenever they fuck up they slam their heads into a locker after the game
>>154439651>Broken left ankle in 2017>Broken right ankle in 2021 which needed surgery>Right ankle needed surgery again in 2025>Broken right ankle again in 2026, 2 surgeries so farIt’s actually looking grim
>Its our yea-OHLAWDYRRRAAAGHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAACCCK
>>154440064actually, it's from have a dozen teammates slam them in the helmet every time they make a kick
Raider Nation lemme hear ya sound off
>>154440096Bronkies really thought they were contenders
>>154439991KURT WARNER 2.0Except he'll get eliminated in the divisional instead of dragging that sorry ass team to an Owl appearance lol
>>154440118Right here bro
>fagnando memedoza
$55M/yr btw
*gets taken in the supplemental draft**saves my jetties somehow**gets banned for betting on the bosnian premier league*
>>154440143I’ll take gloved Warner and Viking Favre over Rodgers at any point in his career. Rodgers wants to retire where Emmitt Smith made his name, Arizona.
tlaw looking good this off-season
>>154440201>Violates his probation by participating in the coin toss
can't wait to see the bills miss the playoffs
Phins up, Bills down that’s the way we like to swim.
>>154440280>he thinks the scatriots won't implode
what the FUCK did she do to bill?
>>154440321cry about it
Absolutely cannot wait for replacement ref chaos this year.
>>154440326he seems like a lifestyle guy. Probably shares her in groups, not joking. Bill is sex freak
>>154440368They added measures to control the full outcome
>>154440168>actively avoids stepping on the logo
Justin Simmons was just one year behind to get a ring, such a bummer
>>154439658>We are a win now teamRams are a win always team, Stafford leaves and Ty comes right up and continues the dominant seasons. Rams have all the tools to win an owl AND have their QB of the future. No other team is ran this good.
im brappin' but i dont feel like i have to shid quite yet.
>>154440181Reminder that THIS is the guy people are using to cope with the Ty Simpson pick being a good decision.
I hope Khan and McCarthy hold a huge press conference where they're like "We're tired of this little gay boy's drama every year" and they cut Rodgers.
What does a Cleveland Browns fan do when his team has won the Super Bowl>He turns off the PlayStation 5.
>>154441021>implying someone living in Cleveland can afford a PS5
Philly isn't and never will be a destination for free agents. Simple as
>>154441106The absolute STATE of the Titans and Giants
>>154441106don't need em, for the most partdraft well and trade for players who might fit the teammaybe search the pool if injuries stack up'free agency is for poverty franchises
>>154441106Nah, it just means they draft well and re-sign their guys rather than having to go shopping every year.
>>154441106Cheeseteaks confirmed overrated slop
He's playing Monopoly while the rest of the league is playing battleships
>his team's GM isn't a former player on his team
>>154439651>give it to me straightIronically that's the same thing he told the surgeon before the operation
The chiefs are about to go on the motherload of revenge tours. I'm talking winning minimum 13 games and finishing the bills this year to sement our dominance as the all time greatest dynasty. No other team has even sniffed the success mahomes has given chiefs fans around the world. truly the goat
>>154441401OR they go 8-9 and it's a bit of a rebuilding year
>>154441390Yeah, that worked really great when John Elway was a GM. He skipped over Josh Allen like a retard
Aussie shitposter you should try to get the >>154444444 get, I'm sure you can do it since you've obviously got nothing else going on in your life. Use it as a time to promote Justin Herbert and Mina Kine or whatever you're posting about now.
>>154441427John Elway's a faggot and has always been a faggot
>>154441427Broncos don't win Superbowl 50 without John Elway convincing Peyton Manning to sign in 2012 and Gary Kubiak to become HC in 2015
>>154441427Allen to the Broncos has a high probability of being Osweiler redux.
>>154441536And they lose for 10 years from drafting fucking Chubb over Josh Allen
>>154441577Allen would have been on a rookie contract though, Brock was looking to get paid
>>154439072>somehow Dan Quinn, despite being the defensive-minded head coach, managed to avoid any and all blame forever for 28-3 and it's fallen squarely and solely on Shanahan's shouldersI'm not saying Shanahan didn't fuck that up, and I'm not even saying he's not a big-game choker because he clearly is, but it's almost as if everyone forgot that Dan Quinn was the fucking head coach. I've never seen an offensive coordinator blamed more for a choked lead.
>>154441536They win 50 in spite of Peyton
>>154441642This, Brock Osweiler could have won that Owl. The Broncos defense won that game
>>154441591I think the Broncos 4 year run of dominance 2012-2015 outshines the mediocre-shit run they had 2016-2020 before he retired. Besides a lot of people thought Allen was a massive project. It's funny how Mike Mayock was such a shit GM for the Raiders but when he was working for NFL Network doing their lead scouting i remember he was the first guy in the media to really bang on the table for Josh Allen as either QB 1 or 2 in that draft class
>>154441666Brother, when do you sleep?
>>154441642True to an extent but the Broncos wouldn't have been able to sign all the talent to build that great defence like DeMarcus Ware and Aqib Talib without Peyton Manning making them relevant in the first place. Gary Kubiak was also happy being the Ravens OC before Elway convinced him to take the HC gig in 2015 and Peyton was a huge reason why. He didn't know Peyton's play/health was about to fall off a cliff
>>154440445lol lmao even
I think Coofs dominance is truly over
>>154441705OH I’M COOFING
>>154441687Depends on my schedule but generally 11pm-4am. I don't need more than 5 hours at a clip. Sometimes I'll eat a huge feast when I get home then crash on the couch for an hour if i really need to
>>154441705>CoofsD-Da flu muthafucka, da flu aight!?
>>154439995Sign me the fuck up for this ride. My body is throbbing at this prospective career path.>t. A restless Raiders fan
>>154441718Ahhhh....AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH......AHHHHHHCHHHOOOOOOOO!!!
what the fuck is his problem?
>>154441224For me, it's actually the roast pork sandwich. Specifically from John's Roast Pork.
>>154441813can't read zone, for one
>>154441832ball knower
>>154441798>FlagOf course there was
I wish I was unemployed again. I fucking hate sleeping early for work :(
>>154441832What about Rybacks Roast Pork?
>>154441832This. With provolone and broccoli rabe, non-negotiable.
P.F. Chang’s is pretty overrated, the pad thai was really good but the lo mein and orange chicken was worse than panda express
>>154442135>shit chain restaurantsExurbfag spotted. Move to a place with actual food, retard.
>Bo Nix's ankle has been removed>Mahomes coming back from an ACL snap>Chorgies gonna chorgAre the Raidies gonna shock everyone in a twisting upheaval of AFCW tradition?
>>154442162NoThe AFC West will just be like the NFC South and some utter trainwreck Chargers team will limp into the playoffs on an 8-9 record
Raiders and Packers clocked in as most hated by #of statesAFCW is funny, Chargers dont get a say in California, Chiefs hate Broncos, Broncos hate Raiders, and Raiders hate Chiefs
>>154442300ah ya, the Jets are also hated by 6 teams all in New England
>>154442300Why would anyone actually hate the Jets?Also didn't a Jet player activate Brady?If anything Pats fans should love the Jets lmao
>>154442342 Probably cause the Jets beat the Patriots in playoffs in 2011, Dolphins only occasionally upset them at Miami in the regular season while the Bills were their whipping bitch for 2 decades and people default to divisional rivals for most hated teams. The Colts are an outlier cause the rest of the South doesn't have any rings, they used to be in the AFC East, and the Peyton/Brady rivalry
Aaron Rodgers to Arizona have any legs? Jacoby Brissett obviously wants a raise but would trading him the signing Rodgers be the smarter choice?
>>154442300>Raiders/49ers California migrants in Hawaii make the Chiefs their most hated teamheh
>>154441427Josh Allen was Anthony Richardson tier dogshit when he was drafted, he is so far the only project QB drafted high because of physical traits to significantly improve as a player and not bust
Is it bussy o'clock? Where is everybody?
>>154442463Tom.Btady was way worse. He was the absolute worst coming out
>>154442463Cam Newton was the one scouts were comparing AR to. AR was further ahead of Cam as a passer because at least AR had much better fundamentals / didn't need to be coached up as much.
>>154442463Of Cam, AR, Dak, and Hurts....the last two were the worst prospects coming out
>>154442463Of athletic QBs that went first round Lamar Jackson and Daniel Jones were the most shocking to1) get drafted in the first place 2) actually turn out way better than expected
Chase Daniels: "They are a lot of people, I've talked to some teams, a talked to a few teams last night that have Ty Simpson over Mendoza, and that's fine, but I think--and it's close--but Mendoza really crosses that line for me (while holding his hands to indicate the levels he has Mendoza and Simpson, with one hand just ahead of the other like a tie breaker)"After those two at the top he said there's a huge drop off. He said if you want a guy that has all the tools in the world to be elite, but just needs coaching up, then you want Drew Allar
>>154443638sorry bro i was getting my bussy torn up just now. your turn to spread
>>154443638It's quarter after six AM on the East coast. Give us a chance to wake up and have some bu- I mean coffee.
Let me get this straight: the Super Bowl MVP leaves Seattle and signs with the Chiefs of all teams?
Ravens screwed the Bears from getting Maxx Crosby
>>154444204Bears drafted the Center Logan Jones that EDC wanted so we'll call it even
>>154441427>that worked really great when John Elway was a GM.They won a Supey
>>154441640>it's almost as if everyone forgot that Dan Quinn was the fucking head coachQuinn will win a ring with my Skinnies before Shanahan
>>154444168Feels good mayne
>>154441106DUMB chartposter. The Eagles do this every year for comp picks.
>>154441106Just shows the Eagles not only draft well for the most part, but also has been to the playoffs and winning a super bowl with spending little on free agency. Also holy fuck didn't think the Titans and Giants spend so much just to be shit as they are lol.
>>154444811They had to overpay everyone to convince them to play on a team with Daniel Jones
who was in the wrong here?
>>154441106The top end of that chart seeme to have fewer wins than the bottom. Though I suppose there are good and bad teams throughout
>>154444897Primate
>Rich Eisen here*sits up*>The Rich Eisen Show at the top of the hour *looks around smugly*>we've got a bit of a serious topic to discuss today folks *leans in*>it seems a video has surfaced over the weekend...*clears throat*>Los Angeles Rams Wide Receiver Puka Nacua was seen..... and this is hard for me to say*pregnant pause*>Puka Nacua was seen.... rubbing his hands together*exasperated sigh*>now maybe it was just an innocent mistake...... maybe not*shakes head subtley*>all i can say is Puka if you're listening.... acknowledge the harm you've caused and be a better human being*shuffles paper*>time for our next guest ladies and gentlemen, a true beacon of righteousness, it's Patriots Owner Robert Kraft
>>154441106If you look at their biggest cap hits during those years, the players were overwhelmingly acquired through draft and trades
>>154441832>im not like the other normies >>154441862>>154441965
>73.8% of NFL fans are retarded grim
>>154441106They trade for players dumbass. Aj for example. A good gm hits on 1/3 players in the draft btw. Pats tried to do rapid rebuild and titans, giants, jags refuse to trade but have to hit a cap amount
>>154444971Vegas has to make their money somehow
>>154444836Daniel Jones is no worse than Goof, Darnold, Purdy, or Hurts
>>154445079I disagree
>>154445079He is worse than all of them
Darnold>>>Purdy>>>Hurts>>Goof>Jones
>>154441427Elway has won multiple Super Bowls and Allen is still ringless. Who gives a fuck about Josh Allen. He's done nothing but job to Mahomes
>>154445079then explain this
>>154438561You'll be lucky to come in 2nd in Bryce Youngs division
>>154445126Bus rider Hurts is not better than Goff
>>154445128Allenbros...
>>154444897Woman for talkingAnyone who thinks the Browns offense will "start to cook"Shilo(isn't that a dog's name) for speaking to a white womanNot necessarily in that order. Maybe he's not defending his brother, maybe he's like me and he's saying the Browns will be shit regardless of what they do. He still shouldn't be talking to her though.
>>154445351Don’t forget the media for not raking him through the coals like they’d do to a white player for saying that
>>154445128>>154445243Every hotel room got the Josh Allen chair.
>>154445386Hey pal cool it with the anti semitism.
>>154445399You leave my Joshie alone!!
My favorite running back is Christian McCaffrey. He just does things the right way.
>>154445492
My favorite running back is Christian McCaffrey. He's white
>>154445492I think he will make the hof, 11000 rushing 6000 catching
>>154444401Lol Skins are Browns tier and Adam Peter's is a fugazi. Skins ain't winning shit
>>154445492I like the cut of that young man's gib. I know I'll never look at the news and see "video shows nfl star Christian McCaffrey beating his pregnant girlfriend with a pool cue." I'll never open a story titled, "NFL pro bowl running back arrested after speeding; running from cops results in fatal crash" and see his mugshot. He's just got that "it" factor, or "not it" in this case.
>>154445492>>154445506>>154445516If he makes it to the hall, does he go in as a Panther or 49er?
My favorite running back is*checks notes*Anyone that can score a touchdown deep in the red zone on a 4th down attempt
>>154445492High football IQ. Good head on his shoulders, the kind of guy I’d like my hot, thin, supple, fertile daughter to marry
>>154445574Legarrette Blount?
>>154445492For me it's bijan robinson Also welcome to Miami arch manning
>>154445570Niner. The panthers fucked him with how the trade went. Wasted his prime. He has 4 years left probably miss 16 games total over that time. The niners will keep him around even as a back up or sub in probably in 2 years. The rb room they have is loaded now do they will load manage him until it’s div games or playoffs meaning 200 carries/ 70 catches or he won’t stay healthy. Deshaun was a sleeper of mine. Had him at the 2 we spot behind Tyson. Lemon will get mauled fast unless they make him slot and Tate has never been a 1 and ward throws hospital passes still Dezhaun is a health nut to the rice/to/carter degree. He trains constantly getting up at 4 am, he based it off Kobe. It’s a weird thing, but he stayed at the school and turned down nil transfer cash for his family and the team let him train how he wanted.
>>154445600Lol, Dolphins will have a top 4 pick, Arch will be a round 3 prospect, Peyton will talk to the Bronocs about drafting him to replace Bone Nixxed, phins will pass on him and Arch will get the Ty Simpson treatment.
>>154445621I hope the Browns absolutely suck as usual and get 1st overall and take Arch
>>154445626That'd be the funniest outcome, or the Jets
>>154445600Jets. Their own, Dallas and Indy firsts picks. Next years draft is loaded at qb. 1234 qb possibly in order in the first
>>154445626Arch won’t play there. He will pull an Eli.
>>154445661Then Jimmy Haslam will say tough shit and Arch won't play anywhere that season.
>>154445670He’ll just go back to college. He won’t play there. The mannings don’t like the team. Haslam and them are alright but the family won’t allow it
>>154445636The funniest outcome is them winning the north and Watson getting mvp
>>154445692If Watson wants money he needs to play well or they will cut his ass fast post June 1. He has
>>154444897Buy an ad
Rams, dodgers and lakers are about to win it all. Southern california excellence is about to shine across the country
>>154438694trap bars are gay
>>154445704we'll see
>>154444811I'm not impressed. They hit on a couple picks like Jalen Carter and Jordan Davis, and surround them with average talent. Teams then start overpaying t their rotational DTs, which gives them tons of comp picks. They then use those comp picks to keep the grift cycle going. A perennial 10-win team like the Eagles shouldn't even be eligible for comp picks. They're just exploiting the rulebook like the jews they are
>>154445886Quinyon? Mailata? Smiff? Jurgens pre-injury issues? Dean? Mukuba?
>>154445886Wait until you learn about Howie Roseman...
>>154445886The niners…They’ll get another 2 3rds for saleh and a gm/team pres again
>>154445886don't hate the philly front office for finessehate philly fans for being walking pieces of shit
>>154445886>Teams then start overpaying t their rotational DTs,Milt Williams was slightly overpaid but he's a legit great player. And that's the only example of this (until Ojomo gets his deserved bag I guess).
>>154445492and there it is
>>154445886>They hit on a couple picksMore than a couple
>>154446268Why doesn't every GM just draft guys from Alabama and Georgia?
>>154444204>ravens drive up crosby's trade value and then renege the deal>27 year old center randomly retires after one year of his contract>nfl doesn't give comp picks from the falcons hiring their assistant gmMy bears got fucked this offseason
>>154445886They might be paying $474m more than cap and exploiting comp picks. That doesn’t change the fact they draft well.
>>154446331They’ll be fine
>>154446331>>154446379I'm not worried because we have a great coach
>>154446368There is no reason a 14-3 team should be getting league reparations
>>154446268>JalyxThat is the most tranny name I have ever heard
>>154446424I prefer the blurry version where you can’t tell he has hard nipples
My Chargies making ya seethe
>>154441106>>154444902I plotted it with wins. There's a trend, but the R^2 isn't very high.
>>154446593Yes anon. Bad teams draft bad and new people have to rebuild using free agency and drafts rather than trades because no one wants traded to a shit team so you don’t get great trade value out of them. Good teams take the bpa and sit them for a year to 3 because college players aren’t built up to prime nfl players
Calais Campbell signed a one-year deal with the Ravens. He will turn 40 this fall.
Tanner McKee to Pittsburgh WHEN?
>>154446657Good signing
>>154445688You underestimate the Browns ability to draft a qb with the 1st overall pick, they'll just pick Arch again next year
The Eagles already have their AJ Brown replacement, btw
>>154446657Rock solid dude, must he chasing a ring.
it's our year
>>154446268go ahead and throw a check mark next to McKino
>>154446810Did they actually have to call SWAT on the top right dude or was that just people on X over reacting?
Mina!Chargies!
The Los Angeles Rams are a great football franchise.
diego WILL play professional ball weather you like it or not
who would you rather own the hawks?
i said.....MIIIIINNNNNNNNNNNNAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Why has nobody signed Juaun Jennings?
>>154447147because he's a ho and everybody knows
>>154447107Buy an ad
i wonder how many times she masturbates each day
>>154447184What a weird thing to say
>>154447198no it's not. it's a reasonable proxy to understand how stressed someone is
>>154447184she has not need for masturbation. the BHC is keeping her satisfied
>>154447214herbie looks like the type of guy that doesn't know where the clit is
