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QUACK
Other one is getting nuked gtd. Posting in this one.
theres like 5 penalty shot calls for covering puck there and delay of game at end just outside crease.
Penguins would have won if skinner was in net
>>154440242Oilers would have lost with Skinner in new yesterday
TUSKS UP
>>154440189DING PENS ARE DONEDING PENS ARE DONEDING PENS ARE DONEDING PENS ARE DONEWOULD YOU LIKE A NEW GOLF CLUB WITH THAT?WOULD YOU LIKE A NEW GOLF CLUB WITH THAT?WOULD YOU LIKE A NEW GOLF CLUB WITH THAT?WOULD YOU LIKE A NEW GOLF CLUB WITH THAT?
Hahahah
gary emailed me the script>it's gonna be another oilers blowout>darnell nurse accidentally steps on carlsson's neck>sennecke's knee explodes>6 bouchard turnovers>mcdavid's death
>Guess who's back. Back again. Sens are back, pesky Sens.>Well if you want pesky, this is what we'll give ya, a little Tim Stu mixed with some Shane Pinna.>I saw you won the east think you're the master, but you know we're younger, and we're faster.>So step on up we'll bring the HEAT 'cause we need a little controversy. Yeah we'll make you look worse than the Leafs 'cause the Sens are bound for Lord Stanley.https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1776959720978900.mp4
>>154446488fuck your ai slop
Your Lady Byng Memorial Trophy finalists are... #NHLAwardsThe trophy is presented annually to the player judged to have exhibited the best type of sportsmanship and gentlemanly conduct combined with a high standard of playing ability.
where that gay wizard nigga and his predictions hiding?
MildDucks
>>154446864>the simple statistics of having negative 24 teams
>>154446907>>D*cks
>>154446880Sanderson surely has good listening skills.
HOLY TREE TRUNKS
>>154447052THICC
>>154446635Happy vappu everyone!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sXbkcyhCQ5M
>>154447160Wild lavis appears
>>154446864this is why the nordiques need to come back. plus their unis were pretty cool.
>>154447249they'll come back alright...in new orleans
>>154440202>qu-ACK
>>154447052What’s their leg routine?
>>154447258New orleans doesn't make sense at all
My nuckies :)
>>154447333
>>154447350Is she heading to pwhl?
>>154446488>pesky sens>swept without any troublekek
>>154447350what woman coach will replace her?
>>154447369Oh fuck sorry gary
>>154447350First and last time we'll see a woman
>>154447350she is destined for the pwhl and will prey upon her players
>>154447382Said "across the league" so probably not, I wonder if disco dan bylsma has a shot at getting another NHL job since they came up together through coachella
There will be only one elimination tonight. And, seeing as how we all know the Wild are historically good at being unable to make it out of the first round, I guess that means the Stars are tying up the series and the Oilers are getting eliminated.
told you brosflyers are legitlook out randyphilly's going to sweep bro
Um yea yea yea yea I don't know ahaha
>>154447350>womenThey’ll never rest until they’ve spoiled the (sports) world
im making cheesesteak burritos tonight bros
>>154447456>6 games to beat that sorry ass unc squadNah
joined a golf league with my bro. first round tonight. it's 45 degrees, windy, and wet.
>>154447501sometimes the fans buy them food, toovery odd but fun
>>154447113:)
I'm thinking hockey is my new favorite sport.
Dan Bylsma is so Devils-coded
>>154447350she can coach my team
>>154447483Lewd
i'm thinking i didn't ask
>>154447496sounds fun despite the shitty weather!
My Avalanche.
Enjoying all these Sabres "fans" who are mad as heck about the Pastrnak OT goal and thinking it's offside
The average player age will go down 0.05 years with Kopitar's retirement
>>154447614I know one person from Slovenia and it isn't him
>>154447635ayo donald
when is Lebron James retiring?
>>154447558wow look at him go!
>>154447677Never, he’s a fucking loser like tom Brady
so wedgewood can’t win the vezina because he plays behind makar who can’t win the norris because he plays with mackinnon who can’t win the hart because he plays with makar and necas who are coached by bednar who can’t win the jack adams because he coaches makar and mackinnon?
>>154447388That's the unfortunate part of this, people are going to look back and everyone's going to say you got swept. That's not what happened. I watched the game. I'm there. I'm cutting the game. We're in the game...it could have been four games the other way.
>Tyler Myers is benched ahead of game 6
>>154447551Based! Welcome aboard
I'm going to the Boston Fleet vs. Ottawa Charge game Saturday, what are the chances I can see some cooter?
>>154447725>start 43 games>win vezinaNo
Still can't believe Flyers won last night
Crosby has won 1 playoff series since turning 30
>>154447849Not a big deal when he's already won his cups. Paints a grim future for McDavid.
>>154447838YIHFF
>>154447725more like gay gay
starsoilers
My penguins ):
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rSMbFdWfLywlove my stories
>>154447778The Avalanche are 4chan's team right?
>>154447916if you're a weed and funkopop lover, heck yes
>>154447903Idgi
Smells like fart in here
>>154447933they're a good team why the seethe? not a good look
>>154447933No that's reddit.
>>154447863It exposes the lie that he hasn't declined.
how come Dolts can't deal with Habs depth?
Reminder this is a 3-2 series lead for the oilers if they weren’t robbed by the refs
>>154447885oh and you would do better in his shoes?
bud won
>>154447982>depth They were solely saved by dobes yesterday.If the bolts were more like the kitties they would have injured doves by now and won the series in 6
>>154447988Retard
>>154448027>refs don’t decide goals the ducks players do
>>154448018Denault played the final 3 and a half minutes and somehow Fagal and Doink and Bitcherov get outscored by Gally, a guy Habs fans threatened to kill, and a frog.
>>154447949huh? never said they weren't a good team and my post wasn't seethe.>>154447951now you know they are not 4chan's guys.
>>154448060Who are 4chan's hockey guys?
>>154448007if you truly love someone you can stay with them despite their enormous breasts
>>154448077the carolina hurricanes, 2026 stanley's bowl winners
>>154447988trvke, the puck was not in
>>154448100Damn I have beef with NC.
>>154448077we only have one hockey guy and that's shannon
>>154448146then you go with our other guysthe utah mammaries
>>154448209The mormon state?>>154448167What's cool about him?
what did soup do to 'totally not get fired' from the kraken?
>>154448045i can't wait to make a cup of coffee in the morning with some nice brekky after game 7 and enjoy the frog tears as they get absolutely slimed by bolts
>>154448007Winona mentioned!
>>154448251dared to be brave enough to be a woman in a man's world
>>154448215become a knightschad bro
>>154448251she could always switch to being my wifewe could go to hockey games together
>>154448251Offered players worn panties as performance bonuses
>>154448587all i see are boobs
>>154448272She succeeded them, she got fired like any man would from not being good at her job
Is it time for ol’ cindy to retire the buttplub/jock strap?
>>154448617he's just waiting out ovi at this point
Could be some non-shit hockey tonight.
>scorefull draw
My penguins would have won if they won );
>>154448740it's ok pensfren crosby will be back next season :)
https://sports.yahoo.com/articles/nhl-commissioner-bettman-backs-ruling-222043993.htmlGary has spoken!
>>154448736I want Kappy to closeI want Cutter to close >I want to watch the second round, Gary, come on, dude... let's go already
>>154448736gary has both of these series going to 7. i sleep/slurp
>>154448746Malkin hopefully won’t (:
>>154447735excellent
that guy's penguins would have won if skinner was playing though
>>154448753Stars/Wild will go to 7Oilers are getting eliminated
>>154448027The puck was in but there's no way the call on the ice should have been goal.
>>154448770agreedkyle needs to be reunited with keefehe would have rode stuart into the sunset
>>154448736Won't be
dont care who wins tonight just praying that radko gudas auston matthews connor mcfaggot tonight.
>over time in Germany
>Game 7 overtime in Switzerland
>>154448892>>154448908thoughts on your loss to bud?
not gonna be able to watch the games tonight but good luck to dallas and the ducks solely for my bracket purposes :)
>>154448940I'm praying for a pair of closers tonight, but my faith is wafer-thin
>>154448916He's a 50 year old man who spends his days spamming an anime website about irrelevant hockey leagues nobody else is watching he doesn't have many thoughts on anything
gary please... the pucks...
>>1544489722tru
so much over time -_-I'm trying to stay strong for Gary and all the other commissioners>but it ain't easy, my sleep schedule is all kind's of fucked
>>154449042Gary wants you to kill yourself so you should probably do what he wants
>>154449042nightmares of 04/17/22 keeping you up?
>>154449042>>154449067Don't forget to spend your life savings on jerseys first
I don't know bro I just finished doing my own research and the 4chan methodology backed science leads to either the Avalanche or the Blues.
>>154449067phenomenal post
>>154449121also a very good post
>that Bulgarians think the Blues are in this year's tournament, and I think he ought to go back to Sofia
I'm not picking a team to win now. I'm picking a team that's the coolest. They can win in the future.
>Adler Mannheim desperately trying to avoid a sweep in Berlin, approaching double overtime
>>154449205no but seriously why did you think playoff goals count toward regular season records?
>>154449199>Don't have legitimate fans to send Sad
>>154449199?
Congrats, Fribourg>g'night, Switzerland
>>154449199this is as sunbelt as it gets
>>154449199USA chants are gonna rock the Bell Center and reddit is going to seeeeethe
>>154449235No, see>>154449254
what is the future of his career?
>>154449254Retard
>>154449276Never (you) me again rapey
>the city of Tampa Bay;>"We'Re gOoNa sToRm tHe BeLl CeNtRe"
>double extra puck in Berlin, ya
>trb:>"Bud1"
>No one was watching this last night
im going to nova scotia
>>154449365>gonna eat me a'lot of peachesSorry, so...What's in Nova Scotia for you?
>>154449383nothing just want to see what all the fuss is about
i don't often watch pucksmack but when i do, my team wins championships
>>154449365where abouts?
i saw tourism ads on the boards for PEI on one of the american broadcasts last night
>>154449454I get spammed with nova scotia tourism ads on my sportsnet
>>154449477pls come here and spend money
>>154449504w-what are you selling
I can't see the puck
>>154449539Sounds like a you problem
>>154449539Take it out of your eye.
>>154449539You need your special Gary Bettman Puck Vision Goggles, lad >and you can only order with Gary's permission
>Stars>Ducks
>>154449654thanks gay wizard
>>154449654Correct
>>154449067Gary wants Canada to never win a cup again so you should go ahead and pick a new team from the USA broski
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zN_RvXrD2ZE
>stars>duckslol
>>154449680Buffalo is honourary Canadian team
>>154449654Retard.
>>154449199Imagine this desperate.
give it to kopitar so he gets his 4th trophy which bumps him up to tied for 4th all time in byng wins
>>154447350some people say this is a firing more than her leaving on her own accord...
>>154449792>sympathy trophyCaufield deserves it
>>154447942Vegas scored a shorthanded goal during this Utah power play
>>154447982Tampa is a severely overrated team riding their legacy from half a decade ago. Hockey media loves them but they suck. Much like the penguins of the last few years.
>>154449818he probably will get it since he scored 51 goals and only had 14 penalty minutes while doing so
>>154447350>no you don't understand I'm a WOMAN, you HAVE TO let me leave on my own terms, you HAVE TO make it seem like it was my idea, you're not allowed to make any business decision that even LOOKS like you're bullying me or I'll run to the press and fucking RUIN you
Oilers winning tonight might be the worst thing for them.
You all know Gary wants as many Game 7s as possible to extend as much airtime as possible for ad bucks>I think Texas and Canadian Texas both extend their series
Conspiracy theory: Gary doesn't actually control the outcome of or influence the way games are played or end. And I know that sounds insane, but it's just a theory
>>154449905true, he has various imps and gremlins doing his dirty work for him
>>154449912I can get on board with that
>>154449834yes, i watch hockey with my gf sometimes which is fun. and before anyone asks, yes, im trans, and no, i wont be ur trans gf, i only date chicks
>>154449905thats just what Gary WANTS us to think
>>154449926can't post here during the ploffs, sorry
>>154449939How’d you know I cheer for the flames
>>154449947oh, no reason...
>>154449820Well, maybe submit a caption with your image next time and be a little more illustrative >Or, become a murder-mystery series writer and become as rich and famous as Angela Lansbury Your choice, I suppose, Persistent Shitposter
How have you guys been doing on your Timmies app NHL picksI lost my 3 day streak :(
>>154449905>"Gary's imps attempt to confuse Gary's audience" Gary's manifest has too many entries for magnets developed at MagLev in Los Alamos. > Neodymium is an expensive, rare-earth element There's a reason the franchise fees are so high, it's cause of the magnets, lads, someone has to pay for them
>>154450042Excellent post
>>154450042get a load of this boss poster flopping his gigantic dong all over trb's face
>>154450042Damn son are you bud because you 1
>trb crying to the jannymany such cases
Real queers queering off and getting banned hours.
>trb crying to the jannies againkwarb
knights won last night bro's
>>154450099that series is destined for a game 7
>>154450110nah utah will lose tomorrow!
>>154450121No, I think they win Game 7 on Sunday >and the Ducks win on Saturday after Connor makes the statement game of his life tonight, here on /hoc/No, wait, that game is on TNT
WOAH, Gary! Is that a puck in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?
https://youtu.be/NV6F_fBd47g
>>154450099VERY good post
>>154450181Gary's Pocket Puck is made out of solid gold and is heavy as fuck
>>154450201>Wire up a big one-timer on that puck>Both arms brokenYEOOOWCH!
>>154450186https://youtu.be/V5AjZEyf3UY
>>154449525Home made garbage
>>154449939Recovering from Treliving is a long and painful process.
>>154450201also relatively unaffected by magnets
>>154450235I like watching gold panning videos on Yootoob, and the magnet tray is amazing to watch. the iron granules head right to the magnet, and gold falls into the collection tray>so we can use it as an offering to Gary, presumably Magnets can make Gary rich in all sorts of ways, I guess, is what I'm trying to convey
Who's the best under 5'10 player ever?
>>154450280Not hilary knight she's a big girl
>>154450273gold panning is interesting and I enjoy watching someone with good technique, but man it's so goddamn frustrating. so much work for $0.92 of dust. but a hobby is a hobby I guess.for awhile I wanted to get into metal detecting but after spending some time in the youtube community I decided it's not for me
>>154450280Patty Kane is 5'10"
>>154450304Why, just buy a detector and go to the beach after everyone leaves for the day, you dont have to be a homo youtuber about it
>>154450304A better hobby is dredging river beds for buried ordnance. I had a friend who was into it big time.
just spent 30 min mostly submerged in a 111 degree (44C) bath... how long until I'm an honorary finn? will this make me better at hockey?
>>154450099Big brained and big penis post
>>154450280Johnny
>>154450280Marcel Dionne, and it's not even theoretical
>>154450304The other day I clicked on a walking tour of a beach in hawaii. Then it started recommending me walking tours of Australia so, I've been watching those. So my question is is Australia really as white as it looks like in those videos? And everybody is fit and in shape? Because I've watched walking tours of beaches in canada and there isnt a lot of white or in shape people.
>>154450280Logan "Mikko Who?" Stankoven
>>154450365No, those videos are marketing promos, A model takes a walk and probably uses a few brand name items for tasks along the wayall for the purpose of selling you a camping tent or some clothes, or a set of steak knives > capitalism ruins everything if you leave it on for too long
>>154450394Well they are like an hour long and the person doesnt talk at all, doesnt even show their face
Ordered a switch 2 with one game and it says it got delivered but I didnt get shit, so I am pissed. I know i will get money or Amazon will resend the product but I feel like i wont ever buy anything more from Amazon. Now Wild better win since my weekend is ruined.
>>154450380they should call him dutch desu
>>154450419They should call him the wolverine
what game are we watching?
>>154450445Stars
>>154450445Whichever one you want to anon. I'm just glad we get to watch it together
fucking canakikes are jamming CBC again
>>154450419why?is this some RDR reference?
would mild actually win this series if stars wasn't 50% injured?
>zoomshits dont know what a dutchoven isgrim
>>154450461dutch ovens are stanky
>>154450461Well I dont think Stankoven is a jewish name
I made pasta sauce in my dutch oven last weekend
7:30 listed start time let's see what time the puck actually drops
>>154450280theo fleury
Gary can drop the pucks as he wishes. We should be thankful we get puck drops at all
>>154450480How did it turn out?
>>154450505VERY good. I simmered it for like 5 hours!
LGW! Hope jamie bitchbenn dies on the ice tonight from a skate blade slashing his faggot throat open and the last thing he sees is the crowd, the Wild and his teammates all pointing and laughing at him. Anyways, should be a fun game.
>>154450494supposedly in 10 minutes if you believe tnt
>>154450516holy BASED
>>154450494the sportbooks have the start time listed at 7:42
>>154450516sanest minnesotan
please make the american ads stop i beg
Why are they booing hughes?
>>154450553Even Dallas fans want that nigga gone.
>in Minneapolis lol so close
This game is going to be wild haha
HEY there's the puck!
>>154450587I don't see it.
did i miss the somali anthem?
>>154450587Where at?
based flower
>>154450365Australians are a more robust people. Like south Africans. Anglos + sunlight is the ubermensch recipe
>no cucknadian anthembased
top 10 anime betrayals
Minnesota Wild legend Marc-Andre Fleury
>>154450593somali dhaanto music goes kinda hard desu
>>154450606hes their franchise player
Oh damn i thought buffalo/boston was tonight. I'm not watching this series. I'll come back for the ducks/oilers game.
>>154450606its not like they can ask pavol demitra
>>154450621bye felicia
>>154450621We'll miss your witty posts :(
>>154450621See you later Rushil
>coach named glenthey were cursed from the start
dumbass harley doesn't realize you are only supposed to dive when the other team is near you. what a retard.
these teams better start scarrrrring real soon...
>snores and mildSee you guys at 10:30
why isn't myers playing? he's been the Wild's MVP the past couple games.
SCAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
this (((rivalry))) is faker and gayer than garys nu whalers vs nordiques slop
WILD SCARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
>st1rs
dalASS
its over
>>154450649
dylan in tears
DALLAS>SAARSDALLAS>SAARSDALLAS>SAARSDALLAS>SAARSDALLAS>SAARSDALLAS>SAARSDALLAS>SAARS
Our Kappy =3
>s1ars
has anyone seen him?
>>154450695>poope shitzkwab
>>154450695He's right there in your image
>>154450695on his way to the skoda cup like the rest of them
FOLINGNO!!! HOW DO YOU NOT SINK THAT SHIT?
DYLAN BROS WE'RE COOKED 5V5
Stars should have changed their colors to navy blue and let Minnesota keep that crispy kelly green
>you now remember sidney crosby
>>154450720Didn't he die on the ice the other night?
>Gary has two green teams in the league>they just happen to match up in the ploffs
>>154450712Sorry :(
>>154450720SID THE KID
>>154450715>crispy kelly green
why doesn't robertson play even strength shifts?
>>154450727teal is green
Stors are playin grab-ass out there!
>>154450746>Canadian education
>>154450727forgetting the devils?
>>154450741pp merchant. main reason based Billy G left his ass behind for Milan.
>>154450760>asian>good on ppsounds about right
>>154450755>american education
>>154450755Are you a woman?
wild need to watch out for Jamie Benn Laden now
>>154450766his grandma was #1 mamasan for American G.I.
I found an interesting stream source
>>154450727bring back the whalers
>>154450768Teal is equal parts blue and green>color theory anon
>>154450781a decent quality stream AND meth!? sweet!
No wonder otter was a bench warmer in Milan
>>154450786>teal isnt green because its greenok
>>154450784they were a blue team when they left
>>154450798damnit.
Dallas seems sleepy.
KWAB
GET UP YOU FUCKING PUSSY!
rantanen diving again
is Hughes a #1C?
>>154450797>leaf can’t into second-order thinking
Rantadive
dun dun>DIVEASSdun dun>STARS
my avies ;)
Dallas Diving Club. What a bunch of pussy ass FAGGOTS. Queers know they can't score 5v5, so they dive like faggots.
>REF SAVE MEsaars indeed
>>154450823>nooo its not green ok!!!>but i cant describe the colour without using greenyep we're on it
>>154450818He is a Faber babby
>genny highly retarded>milds - stors
>/hoc/>you motherfuckers better have brought your Pantone catalog and color swatches, we're painting Becky's living room this weekend and you need to be ready
>diving bitch is now crying his way to the locker roomkwab
>dove so hard he hurt himself KWAB
>>154450829>not Dallas Divers Clubbaka (so much hate)>concussing yourself
>>154450849
I wouldnt have picked dallas if i knew half the team was injured
>mild cuck fan gay
Dallas’ logo should be a snorkel lmao
minnesota has the smallest d in the ploffs unfortunately the stars can't skate
should stars fans start panicking?
>>154450895Led by the manlet captain himself
Star niggas really have 2 shots on goal 17 minutes into elimination game. Flaccid ass niggas.
>>154450910definitely
3 game 7 wins for the wild...I wonder what two of those were...
Bros guess who’s in my front yard is this a sign
im afraid the mild may be the snowbelt's last hope
>>154450942How exciting! According to my Chinese friends you live in a clean place
