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May the breast team win edition
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>>154440200
boobs
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Please score penguins
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Even the reffies wanna go home
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Anthony Mantha has never scored a playoff goal
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>>154440200
not big enough
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Gooning to this absolute nobody is more exciting than this fucking game
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>>154440216
Anon!?
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there's a bald coach in my head
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That's a man ain't it?
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>scoreless draw
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zegras gwg
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>>154440236
he's gone
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it's over
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no matter which team wins, i think we can all agree that it's a disgrace that both of them made it over the islanders
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>>154440232
Just like my islanders
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Comfy ice scraping time.
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LIBERTE

EGALITE

TEXIER
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>>154440200
>nonwhite foids
holy ew
post a proper hockey girl instead
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I'm starting to scream.
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>>154440200
Enjoying the game with Mina
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>>154440249
she looks like she stinks
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zero thrilla...
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>>154440266
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>>154440266
Why is she drinking my cum from that glass?
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Penguins how the fuck did you not score you were RIGHT THERE
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>>154440253
comfy is just a code word for boring desu
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>>154440278
taryn is not for lewd
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i'm at the game

pens just scored
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wotherspoon knifes it towards the net but it's forked wide
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>>154440299
Great post.
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>>154440299
hehe nice one
today is going to suck
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>>154440299
i miss doc desu
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>>154440276
Who is this obese hog
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How the fuck do the pens not score like luke glendening 37 year old career ahler is playing for the flyers
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It's risky
It's dangerous
But I would take the puck down the ice and shoot it into the net
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is the west even trying
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It's only 10:39, stop complaining.
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>>154440276
holy yuckarroni
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>>154440323
uhhhh
I think youre suppose to dump and chase it.
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>>154440329
I'm tired, boss.
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>>154440325
dullASS would be leading the NHL, if gary's refs called a clean game every night.
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>>154440329
it's 5:40am...
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>>154440316
Think her name is Bilka
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>>154440325
ain't nobody watching this
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>>154440325
Mere coincidence that the Anaheim/Edmonton series has the fewest
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>>154440325
kek
>beast
>lest
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>>154440330
her booty looks nice but that face is a big yikes
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SCAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRR
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>>154440329
It's actually 12:10 AM RETARD
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>>154440340
Nominative determinism strikes again.
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>>154440338
That's devotion right there.
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>>154440354
theres no way youre not sleeping newfie bro. Between the game and the 30 drinks youve had I dont believe you.
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>>154440329
It's 7:30 PM
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>>154440350
That's how my ex was. Amazing ass but had a fugly face.
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Just tuned in to PHI-PIT. What have I missed? Any memes?
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>>154440367
Maybe on planet retard
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It's 9:41 retards.
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>>154440354
Where do you live? Nova Scotia and a half?
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>scoreless draws
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can the flyers hold the puck for more than 3 seconds?
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These retards can't hold on to the puck to save their life. Jesus Christ what a shitsbow.
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>>154440374
The score is still P - 0 0 -P
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LGF
>crosby sucks
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>>154440365
I got my playoffs cocaine I'm good
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>>154440374
Philly has to kill an infinite 5 on 5 Pittsburgh Power Play to tie. Then, there's no way Pittsburgh can win the series.
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>>154440382
>>154440383
Shitsburg can't score so it evens out.
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He keeps saying "she loves", but what does she love?
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>>154440232
gtfo retard
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who does she loves? and who is "she"?

>>154440397
fuck you
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>>154440374
zegras did the harlem shake
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>>154440399
ohhhh nyooo why???
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>>154440399
woof.
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>>154440399
>womeme
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>>154440399
sad
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Yep it's loud as fuck in downtown Montreal.
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>>154440397
she loves the /hoc/ pwhl player
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SOMEBODY SCAR A GOAL BEFORE I BLOODEH PISS MESELF
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>>154440408
very cool image and filename
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Why is the crowd so silent? Never seen such a thing in playoff OT hockey
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I do believe whoever scores 1st is gonna win
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>>154440404
be faster next time faggot. be like your dad should have been when pulling out that fateful night you were conceived.
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>double scoreless Gary Time in West Philadelphia, born and raised
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i hope pit wins
>>154440433
they are le tired
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>>154440399
What the fuck..
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>>154440399
women are stupid and i don't respect them
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PENS SCAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR
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turn down for hwhat
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>>154440399
girls get a save reload iirc
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>>154440433
they've been doing the exact same thing all night
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>>154440433
nothing to cheer about in this slurper
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>>154440399
Holy based bimbo transformation
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>>154440444
Trips will be manifested.
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I'm at the game and it's 1am
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Both of these teams are building hockey muscles tonight. If there is a game 7, they will both be stronger than usual.
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HOW DO YOU NOT SCORE
>HOW DO YOU NOT SCORE
HOW DO YOU NOT SCORE
>HOW DO YOU NOT SCORE
HOW DO YOU NOT SCORE
>HOW DO YOU NOT SCORE
HOW DO YOU NOT SCORE
>HOW DO YOU NOT SCORE
HOW DO YOU NOT SCORE
>HOW DO YOU NOT SCORE
HOW DO YOU NOT SCORE
>HOW DO YOU NOT SCORE
HOW DO YOU NOT SCORE
>HOW DO YOU NOT SCORE
HOW DO YOU NOT SCORE
>HOW DO YOU NOT SCORE
HOW DO YOU NOT SCORE
>HOW DO YOU NOT SCORE
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OH!
MARTONE
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>>154440399
Did she turned into a tranny?
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WHAT A BUST!
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>fartone
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>s1lovs
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HOLY FUCK
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AAAAAAAACK
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My penguins ):
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SSSSSCCCCCAAAAARRRRRR PENGUINS WIN
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IT WAS 0-0
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>p1ns
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fucking slurpoff for the ages
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crosby :(
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HOLY FUCK
laine looks rough
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>pens
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>Philly won
Fuck.......
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Gary find an offside or something PLEASE
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KWAB
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Skinner would have saved that
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Bye Shittsburgh
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isnt laying on the puck a penatly
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>PONGS
FUCK CROSBY
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after a save like that
sad
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>>154440465
Trannies are trying to turn into her
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What a meme ending lol
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strategeric icing
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kek. I just won 12 points in my bracket. Thanks flyers.
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NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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Fuuuuuck are you kidding me
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kek I had the Pens losing to the Avs, my bracket officially busted
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didney
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Crosby should just retire
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>shittsburgh
kek poons
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>yt ppl b crazy
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SCAAAAAAAAAAARRRRR
SCCCCCAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRR
SCCAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRR
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martone choke
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>>154440516
Yes
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these dudes are gonna lose to Carolina in 2
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now its time to watch the flyers get swept by the canes.
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CROSBY WELCOME TO MONTREAL
>CROSBY WELCOME TO MONTREAL
CROSBY WELCOME TO MONTREAL
>CROSBY WELCOME TO MONTREAL
CROSBY WELCOME TO MONTREAL
>CROSBY WELCOME TO MONTREAL
CROSBY WELCOME TO MONTREAL
>CROSBY WELCOME TO MONTREAL
CROSBY WELCOME TO MONTREAL
>CROSBY WELCOME TO MONTREAL
CROSBY WELCOME TO MONTREAL
>CROSBY WELCOME TO MONTREAL
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Gay. Now the pens wont lose to my ducks in the scf.
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Silovs me not bros…
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*ping*
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FLYERS WIN
>FLYERS WIN
FLYERS WIN
>FLYERS WIN
FLYERS WIN
>FLYERS WIN
FLYERS WIN
>FLYERS WIN
FLYERS WIN
>FLYERS WIN
FLYERS WIN
>FLYERS WIN
FLYERS WIN
>FLYERS WIN
FLYERS WIN
>FLYERS WIN
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bad guys win...
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BOO
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Kek aint no one watching this shit
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It's over
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>>154440500
YES!!!!!!
It's a delay of the game
>gg, Gary
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and just like that half of /hoc/s brackets were busted.
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no one like this teams
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>>154440399
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>>154440535
Most boring series ever televised
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>>154440535
>watching CP
Shan't
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>>154440535
First series to have literally 0 viewers
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>>154440500
for most teams, yeah delay of game
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>>154440522
We’ll give the youngun a break he just got here
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>>154440535
I'll watch it
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>tomahawking your stick into the crowd

That's a fine
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How the fuck did the penguins not score once with 42 shots
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MY FLYERS
MICHKOV 1ST PLAYOFF POINT ELIMINATE THOSE FAGGOTS
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>>154440535
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>>154440535
every series with randy in it is a complete snoozefest. the only fun to be had is when they get swept
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>>154440554
Not in philly
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And congrats to the Canes for making it to the conference finals
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>>154440535
the Rod bowl
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>>154440554
i didnt see that
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RIP TBG's Real Bracket and my penguins (:
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the classic reverse-reverse sweep
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SIT AND SPIN CROSBITCH
PHILLY ZOOMERS RUN THIS BITCH*

*"this bitch" refers to the Commonwealth of Pennsylvania
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1-0 flyers
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it is over now i'm gonna powernap for two hours gg flyersfrens gg pensfrens for good battle of pennsylvania
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Literally crying and SHAKING rn
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>>154440574
mantha is a fat bitch lol!
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>>154440570
We call that the "blue balls" here.
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>now we have to watch utah borefest for the rest of the night
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>>154440500
Sorry we had to give crosby’s team another chance
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why did the penguins give up?
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>>154440569
It should have been a sweep
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>>154440584
>we
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>>154440584
HA. night guys
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that was the only game this series Pittsburgh looked like the better team.
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>>154440587
They didn't want to lose to my ducks in the scf
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>>154440584
>have to
Not watching that Utah wins
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>>154440554
I saw the puck
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>>154440399
....HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA
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a dubas masterclass
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>>154440522
What a meme save.
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>>154440575
Tonight’s game SUCKED
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>>154440575
sleep well
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>>154440584
I forgot they were even playing since no one was talking about it lmao.
Surprised no one cares about the mammoth. New teams usually get a few posters at least.
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>>154440535
hell nah
philly might have a chance if they bully the hecc of lolicanes
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i'm seeing ads for something called "collision", do we have a homo to interpret this for me
>>
>turn on the next game
>it's an even bigger slurper
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>>154440584
>we
Yeah I'm gonna go and read a book
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>no one is talking about how this is probably Malkins last game
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this was bud's prediction kwab
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michkov was their best skater tonight
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Which is the team for LatinX hockey fans?
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>>154440608
should been named the yeti. fuck those mug making cucks
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time to sleep and look at the score in the morning so I don't have to watch these shit ass teams.
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>>154440611
Hampage was cancelled
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>ynr that fag dubas had this retarded video made
See ya bud! Enjoy having a team without your 3 star players!!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ve7CveLxAI8
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>>154440620
same lol
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>>154440619
Oh well, fuck that goon.
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>>154440602
dubas? more like dumbass amirite?
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>>154440620
kek
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>>154440574
>Seivelov giving up a point shot
Poetic.
>>
>v1gass
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>>154440620
trb made the exact same pick
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>>154440623
Lightning
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>>154440535
just wait until gary gives us utah vs anaheim
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patos de anaheim
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>kn1ghts
Bye fags, mammies got your number
>marner
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SSSSSSCCCCAAAAAARRRRRRR
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>>154440574
Get the celly of him throwing his stick into the crowd
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>Kn1ghts
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>>154440575
oh and it's me and 7 other anons anymore tied for first in the bracket :D
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>>154440579
Same here. This was so iconic and it was everything. My mom was a Flyers fan
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>>154440574
such a ballsy pass from michkov
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>>154440623
los canardos de analheim
los tiburones de san pepe
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Ben Kindel is a terrorist
>icing the puck when you're the center and 33% from the dot
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>>154440645
Thats gona be a nice practice series for my ducks.
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its over
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CARTER HART HAS JUST SHART
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Sid, it's time
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>>154440584
The last Utah game was great
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>>154440652
BEEG SHOTS MEAN BEEG LEADS!
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i'm excited to get wrecked by the canes but at least I can go to a game
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>gary's bby team from the 90s-2015 vs gary's bby team from 2015-2026
Can both of them lose?
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>>154440652
Every time I see a holo post I get confused and think im in the wrong thread...
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>>154440664
he's the 3rd youngest player in the league...
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this is a good series both utah and vegas have snipers
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>>154440678
teehee :3
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>>154440672
Ya neva know
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>>154440681
It would be good if there were snipers in the stands shooting the players.
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>>154440654
didn't catch it, sorry
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Disrespecting my mammies is starting to really catch up to you young punks with your foul language and titty photos. Winning is my sweet revenge against you twerps
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>>154440598
Wow too soon.
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It’s up
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FLOP!
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>randys get a free trip to the conference finals again
Sad
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>>154440200
>the breast team
Hurricanes, Sabres
Stars, Avalanche
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1-0 mams
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>>154440652
Gary says not so fast
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Is Gary going to be a party pooper and fine York
I bet he will
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>>154440707
They'll choke to Habs or Sabres, bet on it.
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>mamm1es
>>
>>154440516
>>154440523
Would Philly fans have given him a standing ovation like they did to the Magnificent One back in 97?
https://youtu.be/yWJDWQIWHDQ?si=jCbImQGETxX5f9ny
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>>154440361
>that image
>that filename
Well thats a kekerini from me
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>>154440598
She cute
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>most dangerous draw in Sin City
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>>154440602
Crosby was getting a lot of respect in that handshake line
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>>154440712
i look...exactly like this
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>>154440707
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>>154440399
Why are rich "people" like this?
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Soon.
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>>154440731
doubt it
there are players you hate but respect, flyers think crosby is a diving, whiny faggot
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1-1 vegas

probably not gonna watch the rest of this game desu
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mammoth something something stone age
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>>154440747
Crosbitch is gonna retire
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>>154440747
lmao gave me a good laugh anon thanks
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>>154440707
ECF is where they go to lose to the Stanley Cup Champion.
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pens in 8
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>>154440739
You wish tranny
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>>154440731
Yes because that is modern sports fans have to show respect.
I hope they boo the fuck out of him in his last game in philly and crosby takes a bow to it
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>>154440749
I turned it off with a minute left
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>>154440748
he's been this his entire career. everyone agrees on this. super mario, on the other hand, was awesome.
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reminder crosby's 2017 cup doesnt count because of the early whistle disallowing the preds goal
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I like Connor McDavid, and I like Leon Draisaitl, but why do I enjoy watching the Oilers fall apart and get eliminated?
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>>154440779
>seething 9 years later
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>>154440789
>I like Connor McDavid, and I like Leon Draisaitl
lol why?
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>>154440679
He's ISIS, He's Al-Qaeda, he's Mujahideen
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>>154440789
Because you want them to blow it up and have a chance for either or both to end up with your team
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>>154440789
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zd8vzIRQLLM
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>>154440575
gn finnbro
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>>154440796
I love hockey and I think those two are great hockey players. They are fun to watch. But I enjoy watching them fail to rise up to the level of the big game, and I don't know why.
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>>154440803
He's, may Allah forgive me, an Italian.
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>>154440749
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>>154440829
uh oh
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>>154440839
>I uh-a de oh-a
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Going to bed
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>>154440749
I don't watch post-90s expansion teams
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>>154440749
Why are you a filthy Jew
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>>154440802
Tfw
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>>154440839
YOU DON'T NEED THREE ONIONS
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>
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>these guys are all desperately trying to justify going to bed late on a Wednesday when NO ONE watches the entire First Round every fucking postseason

Go to fucking bed, You Pussies
>
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the sidney crosby experiment has failed
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>>154440888
Night night westbro
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>>154440885
>SAAR MAY I TAK YOUR ORDER
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>>154440802
>>154440802
>>154440802
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I'm tired but I still need to watch this
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>>154440888
the sun hasnt even set yet
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I wonder if Snood likes hockey
She did attend a WWE Raw last summer thoughbeit
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knights and mammies are tied bro's
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>>154440910
extremely based
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>>154440910
No wonder Pelley wants him, they're both equally retarded and technologically incapable
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>>154440908
That's why I'm still awake, watching the intermission report
>I also plan on watching the rest of this game
Then again, I'm retired and have nothing to do tomorrow,
>because I scheduled nothing for tomorrow
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>>154440917
keep us posted
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Crosby sucks, what a fraud
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DALLAS
>SAARS
DALLAS
>SAARS
DALLAS
>SAARS
DALLAS
>SAARS
DALLAS
>SAARS
DALLAS
>SAARS
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i went to school with a fat bitch named samantha and i used to call her samammoth
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>>154440942
Kwab
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>>154440942
KEK
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>>154440942
I also had a crush on a girl and called her names but she was a dyke the whole time and I didn't even call her that name
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I still need to get in 6 hours of video games before bed
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>>154440802
>>154440904
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>>154440942
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>>154440936
What's the legend for this?
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>>154440972
dang get to it
i just picked up cs2 again, ill grind it for a couple months than rage quit
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>>154440942
I once agreed to give my friends friend a ride sight unseen and she was like 300lbs and barely fit in my Corolla. Never seen my suspension go that low before, it was crazy how the car just sunk when she got in.
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>>154440980
outdoor defecation
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>>154440975
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>>154440980
use your imagination
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>>154440535
Would be neat if the Flyers win at least two games against them. But yeah way it's going, Canes are going to the Stanley Cup Final very likely.
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didney corsbitch
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cooley just isn't ready
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>>154440276
Woof
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>clicked on mina post
>wondered why the fuck everyone was talking about /hoc/
I need to move my /pw/ and /sp/ bookmarks.
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utah is full of ***s
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>>154441034
jlmhabs
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>>154441034
I want the entire Vegas roster to suffer a career ending injury.
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>that man has a problem wiht the asterisk population near the Wasatch Mountain Ridge, and I'm a like, "Yeah me, too.."
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>>154441043
You will suffer a career ending injury
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>>154440893
You mean run its course?
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>>154441043
yass #WEBELIEVEEM
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i dont care for Anson Carter
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>the city of Tahoe
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>>154441012
Yeah the closest I see stopping Carolina is probably Montreal. But the East seems completely power gapped compared to the West.
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Do the flyers have any chance again Carolina?
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>>154441069
Hey McJesus, it's Ace
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>>154441080
about 1/3 odds according to vegas
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buffalo wild wings failed in canada
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>>154440893
Not everyone gets to go down in a blaze of glory like McDonald and Bourque. He had his time, got 3 cups, gold medals and World championships. That's more than many others.

tldr: don't cry because it's over, smile because it happened
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/hoc/ please use é in montréal
it doesn't make sense without it
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>>154441080
They're lucky enough if they get a win off them. Most are basically calling this series an even easier sweep for the Canes than they did against the Sens. Least your team ended the Pens.
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>>154440910
but he was only 27 and given a GM job and was supposedly the genius that would rebuild the Coyotes using data and metrics
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Chicken wings are trash meat that only got popular because they were cheap and they covered them in sauces.
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>>154441083
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Are you scared /hoc/?
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sharter shart
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>>154441083
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son of the law
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SHARTER FART SHARTS AGAIN!
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>lane, son of hut
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>>154441119
he's got some shit on his lip
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we still believe in Hart!
we don't believe EM!
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>>154441157
>and this is our son's room
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So much disrespect for my mammaries in these threads. Hope you fuckers are learning. I just hope we go up 3-1 so I can go fuck my wife again and catch some shuteye
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>>154441200
checked
aren't mormons not supposed to have sex?
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I hope Utah wins because Mitch Marner is gay
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>>154441213
Mormons need to have enough kids to get into heaven
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> I want my Mammies to win because they're the best
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>>154441213
I’m not Mormon. But, that is incorrect. All Mormons do is fuck, they just fuck a single person only. But they fuck constantly.
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>>154441248
not true i knew a mormon from utah and he would force his wife to do threesomes with hookers
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>>154441157
>watching from Sportsnet
That's a Thunder Bay resident
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>>154441213
Being a Mormon is all about getting laid
>plowing the fields in the day, plowing the wife at night
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>>154441248
sheiiiiiit go mammaries!!!!1!
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>>154441157
Fuck that's pretty based
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>scorefull draw in Vegas
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>commercial break
>white men are bumbling idiots
>women and visible minorities get everything done
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this nigga dorofeyev the only g-nigs player i ever hear the name of
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>>154441263
Mormons are so strict that the ones who have a screw loose go extra crazy. 99% of them fuck a single person tho. Recently anyway, historically they used to plow multiple women to one man. Literally fought a war with the federal government because the feds said they needed to stick their dick in one lady. Then a bunch of them moved to Mexico so they could continue plowing the stink holes as they pleased. That area of Mexico still exists.
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>>154441303
>female electrician amazon commercial
>is heterosexual enough to have a kid

Extremely doubtful
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i could have saved that
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Is there anything more depressing than a Canadian team winning a cup? Imagine how long the us will have to wait to take it back. Hopefully not 33 years.
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no..NO!!!!!
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>muh mammies =(
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ANOTHER ONE
SHEA THEODORE SCAAAAAAAR
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Welp
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it's utover
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>>154441326
>canes winning a cup
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>>154441338
HE WAS STILL ALIVE???
>>
total mammoth extinction
>>
>mammoth timeout
>Yelling at demoralized mormons
Ask Bruce Cassidy how that turned out vs that one Coyote Blowout
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>>154441338
>>154441357
https://youtu.be/OhEHB0a7Uyg
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Why shoot it at the goalie?
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Hart has a lot of fight in him
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>>154441404
she was 3ft tall??
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>>154441392
cause it triggers his PTSD, and you can use the shellshock to your advantage
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>>154441410
That's why they never revealed who she is.
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>>154441404
Never forget this bitch emasculated them because they originally had no interest in fucking her to the point even Howden and others left
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>>154440847
>rags
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>>154441277
Jestermaxxing
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>>154441404
tyler steenbergen is 5'10
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>I'M BLIND
>I'M DEAF
>I WANNA BE A REF
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>>154441338
> I just happen to have this image of David in my images folder
werid
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>>154441404
yes I'm sure some top prospects for the NHL are gonna get violent and risk their careers over a girl not wanting sex with them.
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Why did he put Mantha on the ice in OT when he's been the worst player of every team in this entire playoffs?

What was he thinking?
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Give it to me straight can Utah win? I have work in 7 hours my sleep is precious but I’ll stay up if they can win the game. Hope these refs stop calling fouls on us too, and I thought the nba was bad
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>>154441529
just go to bed and set a notification to wake you up if they're gonna win.
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>>154441581
Chance!
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knights up by one bro's
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>>154441595
who?
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>>154441595
Tahoe needs help
>and 3 goals
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/hoc/ is not the mythical genny of good memes and posters...
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>>154441611
knights ya blind tranny kwab 1993 2014
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What a soft call
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clayton keller is a p ussy
>score a goal, pussy
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Extremely soft PP, very smol
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utah... sucks...
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>more dangerous draw on The Strip
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SCAAAAAAAAAAAAR!
>>
HE FARTS
HE SHAAAAAAAARTS
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>>154441685
Take it back faggot.

Skarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
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GOOOOOOOOOAL
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We're getting garytime!!!!
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>Tahoe has lost Game 3 of Rnd 1 and is in danger of getting swept
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>hanifin-andersson pairing

How do good teams look at bad teams and say "damn I want that"
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Severe lack of tits in this thread. I miss /cfb/ a true tit repository
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Not one good team left in the playoffs
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/hoc/ tuah
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>>154441780
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>>154441745
That's Olympic gold medalist Noah Hanifin to you
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>>154441755
the >city of utah, utah mammouths are just tired
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>>154441810
He's on the same tier as Olympic gold medalist Swayman
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>>154441820
Better than Olympic gold medalist Jake Oettinger
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>wake up
>make cobbee machine full power
>look up garys script
>all good teams won (so far)
Today is gonna be a good day. :)
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Veg Ass has no answer for the Man Mouths in their own end
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this should be the battle of the desert
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>>154441836
Jake "Stolen Valor" Oettinger
>>
David Allan cod just died and I just discovered a song of his because it went viral on tiktok a few days ago );
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SCAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR
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no..NO!!!
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>>154441903
What an illustrious repertoire.
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>F4RTER SH4RT
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>golden showers
>>
TURN DOWN FOR WHAT
>>
Vague ASS

Jack "shutdown forward" Eichel getting exposed
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>>154441953
>>154441954
Golden showers, brown stains.
It's the Sharter Fart way.
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Gary promised us overtime...
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marner boutta come in clutch. dont worry vegasbros
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>>154441975
no actually it isn't
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kek 1 line of vegASS has given up all the goals
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>>154441979
Gary promises lots of things, but we all know not to trust Gary
>Gary's a scoundrel -_-
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I was hoping for gary time
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Our mammaries are winning!
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>>154441998
EM is here to educate us
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kek, what a bad line
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>all the rest of the games are going to Game 7
Gary is making a killing with the ad bucks
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>>154442029
>adding the +/- of multiple players together
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>>89754924
first farter shart sighting
>>90194820
first sharter fart sighting
an embarrassingly long time later
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>>154442050
Sharter implies his primary actions is sharting as opposed to farting, which is funnier and more accurate to his play.
>>
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we still do indeed call them marners.
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>>154442072
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>send it to garytime
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mammothbros?
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>fourfull draw
Gary Time, afterall, children
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SSSSSSSSSSCCCCCCCCCCCCAAAAAAAARRRRRRRR

HAT TRICK HEROES

GARY BLESS US WITH GARY TIME
>>
GARY!
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sharter fart has fled the scene
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does anyone besides doro do anything on this shit team?
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This is getting old.
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The script on this series is too good to waste on such lame expansion teams.
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DORO HAT TRICK
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Wow what a miracle, almost like... no surely Gary wouldn't
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>>154440399
holy body dysmorphia
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Gary's script is gay and retarded. Why can't that faggot come up with something original?
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going to bed sorry
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throw your hats, that's a trick
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New to /hoc/….new mammoth fan, new to the sport. Who the fuck is Gary?
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>>154442127
You have no idea how thankful you need to be to Gary.
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>>154442127
PRAISE GARY
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>>154442127
calgary
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>>154442127
>new mammoth fan
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would be funny if a nuke went off in vegas just now and totally ruined gary's precious desert franchises and all the other nonsense that happens in (((las vegas))))
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Pulling the goaltender is too powerful.
Going 6v5 should negate icing like on a PP.
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>>154442127
Writer, producer, director. He goes by many titles
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Gary reused the same script as last game
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jesus christ what the fuck is that
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>>154442141
How would that be funny? Thousands of people would be dead
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>>154442156
>thousands of las vegas people would be dead
i dont see the problem
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Based Gary
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Better bake a new thread
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The next thread should be Gary-themed
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>>154442192
Technically all threads are Gary themed.
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i wish i lived in newfoundland and got to stay up stupid late for hockey while getting drunk with other degenerates
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>>154442192
Someone tell me who the fuck this guy is I’m getting pissed
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>>154442156
and god willing you'd somehow be one of them
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>>154442197
>Gary-stuffed Gary Themed thread
The science has already been proven; now someone just needs the courage
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>>154442217
>>154442217
>>154442217
It's ready
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>>154442141
Nukes already went off in Vegas you retard. That's where they tested them before dropping them in Japan.



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