>oh, waitress! *snaps fingers* come here, my poppet, l've decided on what I shall dine upon today.>May I have the BEARDY MCBEARDMAN MEGA BEEFY QUADRUPLE BEEF BEER BACON N BOURBON BURGER WITH3000 MONTH CAVE AGED PINK HIMALAYAN SALT CRUELTY FREE SLAVERY FREE NON GMO FARM TO TABLE CIGAR SMOKED GOUDA>Oh, and of COURSE! My apologies for not realizing that the hot sauce menu was a subset of the MAIN menu (albeit a separate pamphlet detailing the intricacies of each sauce, as well as pairing suggestions, would be a welcome addition (pass that along to your sauce monger). I shall sample your in-house BEELZEBUTT'S 7,000,000 SCOVILLE HEMORRHOID HOLOCAUST NUCLEAR ANAL LEAKAGE XXXXXX FECAL FURY SAUCE; and, my sweet, mayhaps a bottle of it to go? Though I am yet to taste it, I am sure that my buddies at the barcade - yes, a portmanteau of 'bar' and 'arcade, and YES, you can actually DRINK as you PLAY VIDEO GAMES, whatever will they think of next? - will be utterly TICKLED by the label your crew has concocted for that bottle!*taps glass*>and another round of your hoppiest IPA, please!
>>154444879Sports?
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>>154444879>No Jeffre Cantu-LedesmaNot going to my folder
>>154444879>barcade - yes, a portmanteau of 'bar' and 'arcadelmao
>>154444879I think this trend has thankfully died down. However, I'd take an insufferable hipster söyböi over a wild pack of darkies any day of the week.
>>154445109no one can be bothered entering captcha
>>154445109Youre a long way from home nigger
i like normal IPAs
>>154445207they're all the samepale ales are alright though
>>154445212not all the same, IPAs are designed to be hoppy because they had to last the journey from the UK to India where the civil servants were. but that's a normal IPA, i.e. they haven't been hoppified to appeal to a subculture. i like pale ales more in any case.
Best "bang for you buck" burger nowadays?
What about truffle fries?
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