>Friday, 1st MayLeeds vs. Burnley>Saturday, 2nd MayBrentford vs. West HamWolves vs. SunderlandNewcastle vs. BrightonArsenal vs. Fulham>Sunday, 3rd MayBournemouth vs. PalaceMan United vs. LiverpoolVilla vs. Tottenham>Monday, 4th MayChelsea vs. ForestEverton vs. Man City
First for anime
is shit
anime more like really gay
>>154447342>AnimeSrsly
Arsenal
BANG! BANG!
>>154447331DRNGA DRNGA DRNGA DRNGA , DRNGA DRNGA DRNGA DRNGA *pajeet gibberish*
>>154447351yeah anime is really gay
>>154447373KEK
>>154447373LOLLLLL
>>154447373that part>>154447371what a beaut
>>154447331SHEEEESH u do NOT wanna mess with Joshinder Zirkesh
>>154447370will win the league
>Transfield
LET'S GET THIS PARTY STARTED!HAAAAAAAASSSSSS ANYBODY SEEN LIVERSISSYYYYYYY????
How the fuck can Tottenham Hotspur collaborate with Peppa Pig? I thought pigs weren't kosher?
>>154447478>transfieldGEM
aaaaandddd there goes the man mountain trying to stop a shot with his arse again
Is WINNING the Premier League necessary to be considered a Premier League legend?
>>154447547I fink so x
>>154447547Yeah Bruno Fernandes isn't a legend x
>FIFA president Gianni Infantino says Iran will participate at the World Cup this summer and they will play their group games in the US as originally planned
>>154447547Of course. For example, if a "world class" player played for the same club for 17 seasons and that club DID NOT win the Premier League, that player was obviously not world class.The best players win league titles.
>>154447581OOF
Are ve all ready for the majch against the dreaded red devils this weekend, saars?
>>154447581whos that? x
>>154447605I'll be there babes!
LOCKED. STOCKED. TWO SMOKING BARRELS.
>>154447660sexy
>>154447660HUMINA HUMINA AWOOOOOGGGAAAAA
>>154447660Fucken goal
>>154447660yh thats a good un
>>154447660This goal caused a massive fallout with the resident Liversissy. Pic rel.
>>154447547has to be, nobody would consider shearer a legend if he didn't win it with blackburn
>16 of the last 18 posts have been made by one jobless schizo using his UC-provided laptopwell that's one way to take the bait and lash out after another flopped thread kek
>>154447798Think of the children!
>>154447351ok you’ve done them
>>154447521A Jews only principle is money
this Ally McCoist thing has gone too far
>>154448425what happened
>>154448835Scottish im afraid
>>154448835heard he had a stag do in ireland
>Vitor Pereira is leading a Europa semi-final tie against Villa>Jorgen Strand Larsen is scoring in a Conference League semi-final tieBad night to be a Wolves fanOnly positive is Strasbourg (managed by Gary O'Neil) are losing to Rayo Vallecano
>>154447331dingalingalingalingadingalingalingalingadingalingalingalingalingalingalingalingaman u fans lol
>>154449053Och nae laddy
>>154447660It's a bullseye! And here's your host, Jim Bowen!
Are we allowed to talk about how shit Villa are or do we have to pretend they're still good after they had that streak of games against a bunch of dogshit a few months ago?
>>154449314The tranny from Manny hates discussion that doesn't revolve around his banter club but go onVilla have been topsy turvy, shit players and shit depthRogers can't carry them, Watkins had a year long holiday
>>154449384Can you give it a rest. You're the only one doing characterfag shit.
>>154449430The tranny derby is Sunday, expect this bullshit to ramp upto 100.
>>154449546
Love talking about trannys me. Can't stop thinking about trannys. Ask me a question, any question, the answer is trannys. I'm not gay though, just would rather talk about trannys than the football.
Did Sloppy Toppy G really never win the premier league?
>>154449582fraid nohttps://youtu.be/kLu_MWmhCzk?si=dMaEBPwLpfoun06p
>Haven't been here for months>It's literally all the same posts
>>154449690not enough flips for ya tranny?
>>154449690Yep. Spurs are still going down!
>>154449690Yup Bruno Fernandes is a fraud that hasn't won the league
>>154449734does that mean someone like James Milner is a better player than him?
>>154449754erm yeah a fink so
>>154449754
>>154449582>Sloppy Toppy GLel
Arsenal don’t leave London for the rest of the season
Don't forgor to update your fantasy teams
Morning all Spurs are going down
this cant be right, man united gotta be there somewhere
>>154456617>not adjusted for inflation
>>154455661Not true, West Ham are going down. I'm not sure whether it'll be goal difference or a single point, but they're the ones for the drop. What a shame, the unflushable turd of Tottenham surviving by the skin of their teeth.
>>154456673It might be funnier to watch them panic spend 300m on James Ward-Prowse and Issa Diop in the summer, then go down anyway next season.
>>154456713I don't see it happening. They finished 17th last year and have still got considerably worse on the pitch, I don't see it happening a third season in a row. Any other year it'd be funny as fuck to see West Ham go down, especially as it hasn't happened since their move to the new stadium, but Spurs would be an even better 'loss'
spursima urging yadont be rellied
I don't care what happens this weekend as long as it moves spurs closer to relegation and arsenal closer to finishing 2nd
Leeds to ruin Chelsea's season and be the ones who relegated Spurs
>Alisson Becker is yet to take part in Liverpool training ahead of the the Premier League game against Manchester United this weekend, Arne Slot has confirmed
>>154456673West Hams are in good form they'll beat the drop
>>154457419seems like the georgian is still not healed yet, so more woody?
ANDWE'RE LIVEThis morning to tell you that Man Dilated are a grim little club
lingardinho scored again lads, he's now universally beloved in hueland
good lord what an embarrassing bald bastard
>>154457459Good, he can stay there.>>154457471Saw the video, absolute cringe.
>>154457419>Arne Slot also confirms Mo Salah won't be available for the fixture against Manchester United
How embarrassing to be an English team and your star player is called mohammed
Only 10 points separate 18th placed Seville (relegation zone) and 6th placed Getafe (ECL qual) in the Sunny SPL.
>>154458135Wait until you see Getafe's goals for and against....
>>154458291"we need a striker" shills BTFO
>>154457815saving himself for the world cup
starting this gameweek with lelds and burnleh
>>154458561good grief that desperate marketing
>>154458561woman moment
>>154458561Kek
>>154458561I hate these people
>>154458966it's even more insane the son legit died, you can even find his name on google. just hilarious some can cope like this
>>154458966>>154458982you don't like chavs (not just necessarily chavs) posting on snapchat about their dead nanna or grandad and posting pics at the funeral?
i hope villa can play hard against spuds. i know their UCL place next season should be pretty safe since they're pretty far from brighton but you'll never know.
>>154459018Not really but at least they aren't using it as an ad for work, proper ghoulsih behaviour that
>>154459057they'd be the type of people to but yeah I agreethese are the people in positions of power in different companiesthese types of people will be your nurses and kids teachers etc etcbring football hooliganism back btw
are we going to watch leeds v burnley
>>154459081Chavs snapchatting nans funeral arent industry leaders what are you on about
>>154459083who doesn't want to watch michael jackson coaching though
>>154459145i like to watch norf teams for the high performance brexit football
>>154459081>bring hooliganism backCan't, unironically nearly overthrew the government last time there was a resurgence
>>154459193didnt portsmouth get a top lad into parliament
lets gooooo
>>154459125>director of sales>posts about dead son for sympathy
>>154459239why are people still giving this shiksa attention, is it only turd worlders?
>>154459239Free STDs
>>154459193Ah yes, the FLA surely would have staged a coup of the Tory government if only they'd had a few more days
>>154455385Did it last night :)
>>154456617Dios mio...
>>154449652I made this video 11 years ago, I miss Torres ;-;
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bruno_Fernandes_(footballer,_born_2006) for me it's this
not got much going on today Indonesia?
>>154459476i still watch it all the time desu
>>154459239She legit appears every time a muslim kills someone
that'll be 100m tyvm
>In a record-breaking 2025 summer transfer window, Liverpool spent roughly £320 million combined on Alexander Isak, Florian Wirtz, and Hugo Ekitike. The marquee signings included Alexander Isak (£125m), Florian Wirtz (£116.5m), and Hugo Ekitike (£79m), forming part of a wider €482.9m spending spree.
They should've bought Antony too
>"He's driving and pushing standards every day" - Calum McFarlane says Reece James has been a massive support to him at Chelsea It's an odd situation at Chelsea where their best player and also their captain is a crock who has outlasted probably 20 managers. The second he's fit every manager is forced to put him immediately into the XI. Never any talk about him being moved on despite his low availability.
>>154458561She reminds me a bit of that woman who was doing the wank dance thing on tiktok and answering questions about her son committing sudoku. She wasn't a director of anything as far as I know, but she was easily 50-60 odd. Very strange behaviour.
>>154459276>Paki reading comprehension
>>154459945>600k a week for the btec mainooHe's had Liverpool's pants down.
>>154460305Fleece James they should call him cause he’s fucking stealing a living!
>>154461063>retarded white paki (irish) denigrating other people’s reading comprehension KEK
>>154461161Christ you're actually a Paki
any footy today?
>>154447351It is unironically over for anime fans or, to use more succinct terminology, nonces.
can anyone tell me why it's halal to broadcast 3pm games tomorrow? Is there a special exception if it's the final day of the season?
>>154461252yeahleeds/burnleywe're supporting Leeds for Total Spurs Death
>>154461400always been a sneeds lifelong. always been TYD as well
>>154461392Your post is very confusing as 'halal' means NOT allowed, to use the meme Meanwhile literally every single match IS broadcast
>>154461445no, HARAM means not allowed you filthy kafir dogHALAL means allowed
>>154461447Now do Ian Rush 1985/86 vs. Peter Beardsley 1994/95
>>154461200Boiling potato paki
Why do I find myself rooting for >115 charges Man City? I usually always root for the underdog when I'm a neutral.What makes Arsenal so unlikable?
>>154461678sup mesut how's the fortnite la
>Everton are the only club out of the 92 in the top four leagues who have neither won a trophy, nor won promotion, this century
>>154461724They won the new stadium trophy
are we allowed to say Spurs are officially shit yet
>>154461678People don't like arsenal because they're doing well. It's an ego thing.
Which club is more likely to win either the Premier League or Champion's League in the next 3 seasons?>Manchester Unitedor>Liverpool
>>154461063>potatowog projection
>>154461447Henderson also won the league which means he's better than midfielders like Casemiro and Bruno Fernandes according to the Utd plastic
>>154461063goof moment
>>154461757Yeah they’re shit and bent too
>>154461917Depends on this summer. If Fernandes stays and they get 2-3 midfielders I'd back them. To me Liverpool need to spend big again because they're gonna have to replace Salah and get a CB capable of taking over from Van Djik and another for Konate.
>>154461678A few things make Arsenal unlikable>Try to perpetuate the meme that they sign players using the Wenger method of scouting young players with potential for penniesReality: Arteta has spent over £1bn on shit.>Believe they're the new victims a la Liverpool and everyone hates them a la UnitedReality: Partially true. Only *after* they started to believe it and accuse everyone of it. It's up to you if you consider a self fulfilling prophecy to count.>Believe Arteta has unlocked Total Total™ FootballReality: He plays hoofball with his £1bn squad.>Believe there's a conspiracy to stop them winning thingsReality: They've had four times as many favourable decisions this season alone as the club in second. Consistently have the rules not enforced against them on top of that.>Arteta truly believes he's a geniusReality: He's a complete retard.I could go on, but I don't want aw to get upset.
>>154461392If non league don't have their final game of the season at 3pm then their fans riot
>>154461724Shit pointless club wish they’d been flushed that season when they nearly went down not long ago
>>154461953No lies detected.
>>154461724jesus fucking christ
>>154461724We've had good times...
>>154447547Always said Gerrard was overrated but zoomers wouldnt listen.
REMINDER>that we NEED Chelsea to beat Spurs or they will stay up
>>154462891Spurs are unbelievably better than Chelsea on recent form
>>154462913Nah Chels are back with Interim
There's a decent chance that Newcastle get rellied.
Why do Man U customers go on like that midget centre back they’ve got is the second coming of Franz Kekenbauer?
>>154462939>Poocastle rellied>Sunderland stay upWould feed my soul desu
>>154463000Can you go 1 day without being a flame warring mong
>>154459392Whole system of government potentially returning the Commons back to the everyman desu
>>154463010I’m genuinely asking he seems shite but they all rate him
>>154463040You're asking about the stats of a player that has missed most of the season through injury
>>154462939>All Spurs have to do is win 3 of their last 4 after winning 8 of their last 34>Decent chance
>>154459239What's her gameplan for the World Cup this summer?
>>154463193what did she used to look like
>>154463193bitch looks demonic, ppl with blue eyes usually look like cure cats but this mistress is utterly diabolical
idk probably attention whore during the world cup and get simps spamming her on 4chan and Twitter and Instagram etc etc
>>154463413All 3 let in by Newcastle legend Dubravka
Already-relegated Burnley with 5-4-1 cowardice and still letting in 3 What's the fucking point
Does he have a legacy at Leicester?
>>154458135La Liga de Fármerz
Imagine last year telling people next season man utd would finish above Liverpool. No one would believe you
>>154463228Basically your average deano woman.
imagine the year before saying man utd would finish in a relegation battle
>>154464749Thats what makes it remarkable
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OV5_LQArLa0Crap song let's be real. Absolute sewage.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RUCn4w-S2KMAbsolute choon
Someone needs to ask at the next liverpoo press conference "will jota be available to play this weekend".For the lads
>>154465254We need an old fella to do it so when the media turns on the interviewer for daring to question liverpool we can claim he has dementia and is in fact the real victim.
>>154465313Kek the ol' switcheroo
Out of Sunderland and Leeds who are the most likely candidate for getting battered by second season syndrome next season and heading right back down to the Championship?
>>154466086Leeds. Sunderland have a decent enough defence to stay up a few years.
>>154467120>Sunderland so shit they got a documentary made>leeds so tragic they got a Brian Clough filmyoutellme
top of the morning lads, arsenal's title charge will die today
>>154465206it was number one in the singles chart for four weeks
>>154468343huh what u mean
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BpUI70VlhF4
He looks so sad
guess who
>>154471534girthmaster? don't remember him playing sports of any kind
>>154461917Obviously Liverpool, don't kid yourself.
>>154471656I just googled that name. How the fuck do you know that name?
>>154447547No Bruno Fernandes is a legend x
just clocked newcastle's league position
>>154447547yes for players i don't like, no for the ones i do
>>154467120>Sunderland have a decent enough defence to stay up a few years.They've been complete shit in 2026. Also, Luke O'Nien exists.
>>154471815he is a favourite in india because he likes to put lil bratty jeetas in their place. same reason /epl/ is so big in india
>sticking your dick willingly in poo and bragging about itand i thought brighton fans were bad
>>154472040I think they're the type to have a good first season and then get figured out next year.
>>154466086If people thought this season was bad, think about how awful next season will be. Leeds and Sunderland have both been awful this calendar year, if Newcastle go down (which I think happens now btw) we'll have Spurs and West Ham, Coventry will get battered because Fat Frank hasn't changed at all, and lord knows which 2 shitters will come up from the championship, plus post-WC hangover. Oh yeah and fucking Forest with 2nd season Pereira. Moyes, Arteta, Slot, Carrick all being managers....Y'know what fuck this league I'm done with it.
>>154471534higuain
Remembering how it was confidently predicted in /epl/ at the start of the season that Sunderland would finish above Newcastle and how this caused Geordie Bastard to go insane
i just want west ham to win and fulham to win and villa to winis that too much to ask
will aw skulk off like the coward he is when his billion pound squad of sw1 bottlejobs chokes the league?to ask is to answer
>>154472955Fuck off we all want arsenal to win.City is a plastic shiekhclub
>>154472991no one whose opinion is worth listening to wants arsenal to win lol
My favourite AW moment of the season was when Sharteta pulled 11 of his players out of international duty then lost the next two games anyway
>>154472991spurs getting rellied is more important
>>154473059but anon without bukrappo stinka and declan shite how could he hope to beat the almighty bournemouth
>>154473059>>154472669What else happened with your funny characters??? :D
Millwall sealing their place in the prem today
>>154472991lol
>>154472669Did they now
Brentford to do the needful
Wissa is a complete and utter FLOP
>>154473452not a very wissa transfer decision i assume
>ynr Anthony Gordon
>>154461678Everyone loves an underdog
>>154473519Proper barclaysman Streets won't forget
>>154473519insane how he's gonna scam a transfer to bayern
>>154473602He'll self-actualise once he's free of Eddie Meme
>>154461447AW didn't like this one
>>154473743you know which other english winger that deserves the bayern transfer more? rashford. he's doing a stellar job in barca, helping them win la liga.
>>154473815Rashford is not English
>>154473828He's as English as church bells on Sunday morn.
>>154473828>Born 31 October 1997 (age 28 years), Manchester
>>154473845I don't really want to get into it, but if you believe he's English then I have to conclude that you are brown.
>>154473210come watch some tinpot slop with us lads
>>154473942non-league shit, fuck off
>>154473942Didn't realise the Championship started so early, thanks anon
>>154461678Arsenal haven't been underdogs since the early 90s, just underachievers, and never pitiable ones.Bad bois are likeable, and 115 is pretty fucking bad.Arsenal coming 2nd in the prem a fourth consecutive time is just too fucking funny, especially given the length of time they were at the top and the points lead they had. Them crashing out of the other competitions is icing.With Man City's resources they should be expected to win, so it's like Bundes or the French Maccies league where when the big team win it doesn't carry any weight and everyone can quickly move on.City's fans are mostly invisible too, so the result is easily forgotten before summer's half-way through. When a team like Arse manage to win one, their obnoxious, unimaginative, banterless, fanbase of automatons will be insufferable sore winners, and won't shut up about it.
>>154473942Without looking I already know Ipswich go up today and Saints go up in playoffs
>>154473020No one from the southern hemisphere isn’t worth listening to
I don't see how Spurs get instantly out of this league and back to the PL It seems very competitive
Why are there so many fucky kick off times this week? No 12:30 game today, a 15:30 and 19:00 game tomorrow, a 15:00 game on Monday. Is it cause of all the European games?Also is that game on Monday part of the 3 PM blackout?
>Going to be forced to see ed sheeran's stupid fucking face every other weekend again next seasonWant to end it 2bh lads
>>154474937Lincoln gonna have them
Get in the EFL thread. It's final day.
>>154471875Embarrassing isn’t it lol
>>154476465>>154476465Wet spam vs brentford
Eddie Howe's final match...
Verbruggen...
What the fuck was that newcastle goal
GB getting all giddy!
>Shighton
>german's finest striker getting benched by some random danish
>Newcastle's Dan B. puts them 2-0 up>Sunderland's Dan B. gets sent off
brentford leading despite 0 shots on target so far
>>154477304In a way this is better than finishing vastly below Sunderland despite being The Richest Club In World Football
>Shighton spoiling the newcastle rellyShit southern poofter team that never win anything. Get their best player sold to the god six and fuck them off the championship
It's going to be really embarrassing for Arse-anal when they fail to beat Fulham later.
what a random transfer