rise and shineit's nearly time for the weekend>tonight's footyAdelaide v Port Adelaide, Adelaide
morning
>>154448681g'day mate what's crackin?
port wins tonight
essendon paying $8.5 is tempting feel like they could easily show up and beat these prancing lions at marvel
morning faggots
>>154449077
Ohayou alfies!!! Make sure to eat breakfast properly today
Went to bed early last night because I was sick; my Pies still unbeaten in three games and should have beaten the flag favorites last night. We will get better across the year and peak come finals. I’d be fucking terrified if I was a fan of another team, Pies are coming.
>>154449526uncs finna fade hard
>>154449526If Hawks had Chol they would have absolutely smashed the pies tho
>flag favouritescucktorian delusion alive and wellenjoy the sydney bane granny kek
I thought hawks were going to hard tag nick to under 20 disposals
imagine not destroying the membrey led pies another team on the pretenders heap
>>154449631maybe because he didn't play
>>154449647Youre thinking of the coward pendelbury
>>154449660they would have broken his hand but instead they had to just settle on breaking sidebottoms hand instead
>>154449571just like if we had pendlebury
>>154449677crazy how he played with a broken hand and still was crucial to their draw effort against the flag favourites
Good morning alf
>>154448681huomenta
Didn't have a bet cause i'm a Christian but the 27.5 line was ridiculous, there isn't THAT much of a gap between the 2 sides, Collingwood still have plenty of premiership players and the daicos bros + the momentum from smashing essendon (who are garbage as always but still). I know hawthorn are supposed to be "good" this season but they're overhyped like they have prime buddy, jarred roughead, Luke hodge and Sam Mitchell (the player)
>>154449868Last time they played hawks won by heaps
>>154449526>We will get better across the year>weWhich player are you?
wild scenes in alice springs last night. the natives were NOT happy that old mate was in the hospital
alf runs /sp/
>>154444444
>High profile Kingtorian matchup produced a loomYou just know the inferiors are malding at that last night.
>>154450006What are you on about
>>154450096turn on a fucken tv dickhead
>welcome to the police force son your first posting will be in Alice Springs
>>154450145i actually know a bloke who was a cop there for 10 years. can't imagine doing that myself.
hawkroaches NOT happy about being exposed last night
you guys acting like children over a little get last night was cringe
>>154450192Stopped at tenant creek a few years ago on a bus heading to Darwin to play footy in the off season.They told us not to leave the terminal which was high fenced with barbed wire, was 3am. Sat outside having a cig and one boong materialised running for his life down the road past the terminal, then disappeared into the darkness. Heard what sounded like a crowd in the dark getting louder then the same boong went running past the other way with about 30 boongs chasing him they all disappeared into the darkness.5 minutes later the boong came running back past, the crowd of boongs behind him followed ute with a large cage on the back. Ute plowed into the crowd and came to a stop, boongs scattered everywhere then two cops got out and started loading them into the cage and drove off. Burger that was sitting next to me was losing his mind saying this is lole a movie and that this is the australia he came to see kek
>>154450248sneed
>>154450255incredible
I had a dream about him last night again
>>154450371Crisp me dreaming of Adolf Hitler
>>154450397the fuck how did you know
>>154450428I meant that is who I dreamt aboutagainit's cool that I am not the only one
>>154450371>>154450397>>154450428>>154450431His spirit will rise from the grave
>>154450371miss him so much
I am feeling very despondent again
>>154450565faggot
>>154450570and who are you?
>>154450579faggot caller outer
>>154450565do you need arms wrapped around you?
>>154450565crisp brad scott
>>154450570valid and true critique
any updates on the trainer from last nighthope the poor fella didnt do an acl
AU falcons with xr headlights look great and i am sick of pretending they don't
Fuck cars
>>154446926Illiteracy by designYou could pull apart an old phone if you really wanted to see how it works and put it back together. Can't do that with anything made in the last 10 years
>>154451131
>>154448928mmm, port wine in memeory of all those leaders past and present doin a heckin riot againwhy did darcy norf it last night? for the loom?
>>154451371match fixing
>>154450647looks like he rolled his ankle
>>154450977You shouldn't be using technology, Greta
>>154451396>first game of the year>fuck it royally in the final moments>leave >don't elaboratewhat too much strapon does no a gender-nonspecific fucker
>fryday night showdowni hope it's a controversial finish and the pissed up crowd tips into a tizzy and brawls break out
Bulldogs are a fraudulant team. They choked last week and struggled against the bombers..
>>154451457alice springs playing ?
>>154451131software illiteracy is the real issuehardware has gotten more complex since all the components have shrunk exponentially
>>154451655>gottenfoy
>>154451533no but willie may
>>154451663GONE GOTTEN
>>154451674willie little baby rioli wanganeen-millera
>>154450397Go back to /pol/
>>154451663we've been over this before. gotten is perfectly correct english used by shakespeare himself and only fell out of favour more recently in britain.
https://on.soundcloud.com/xQKOFo9Rp0NIjhmzi0how friday feels
>>154451738shakespeare (or more accurately, his company who collected and edited the documented ascribed to him postmortem) frequently had by today's what is considered 'bad' grammar. not an argument.
>>154451797gotten is used commonly in the norf of england which is where they speak the nicest so you can fuck off you southern punce
>he doesnt use writing as a form of art, creating words wheneverbeit needed to convey an idea
shakespere an faggot
>>154450371woke up with a white mess in your pants i imagine?
>>154451736I was here first
>>154451883white, black, I don't see colour. everyone is the same, 1 bodily discharge the human discharge
>>154451964P O W E R F U L
>>154451813>norf of england which is where they speak the nicestkek
yorkshire white rose gf 2026
anyone wrapping their arms rolls und craig bellamy? neale? neale daniher? why aren't you wrapping your arms around craig? where's craigs bunnings bashed-brain beanie?
>>154452017so how long have you been a homosexual, anon?
>>154448660you're missing a game champ
>>154452337i like itt. Big V chad
>>154451813for me it's yorkshire accents
>>154452364same. very poetical and sing song sounding with old phrases and idioms
I'm not gay I'm based and redpilled desu
>>154452256ah yes. oh well things happen.
>>154446926tbf genx basically invented all modern tech
gen x are weird with tech, half are pretty good with it and half don't care and never bothered to learn it
>>154452826true. tech wasn't a normal every day thing like it is for us. if you were into it in anyway you were a fucking NERD outcast. the way it should be desu. the mainstreaming of geek culture was a mistake.
https://www.reddit.com/r/mildlyinfuriating/comments/1t08yp6/my_uber_rating_dropped_after_taking_my_first_ride
Port are going to DESTROY the Adelaide crowmos tonight.Nicks rebuild will be declared a failure, they'll finish 11th and he'll be quietly sacked.
>>154452948do so many non-car owners need to do this that it requitres its own link?
>>154453279Reckon the opposite happens. Thilthorpe and Soligo always play well against port. Both due for a big game. I reckon it will be closet than the 98 points last showdown but wont be surprised if crows run away with it. I just think crows defence is good enough to nullify ports forward line and their forward line is far better than the port defence. Crows will win even if they have 10-15 fewer inside 50s.
>Phil Walsh>Grand Final choke >Collective Mind Camp>Crouch/Stengle drug scandal >50k Covid breach fine>Tex racism scandal and suspension >Keays goal called a behind and missing finals by 2 points >Rankine suspension before 1st finals campaign in 8 years >Jaryd DawsonWhy do Crows fans even watch footy?
>>154453395Remember how Rankine got given 1 game less for saying faggot just so he could play in the Grand final should crows make it?
>>154453395asked the one cwoes customer i know and he said he doesn't anymore
Huge chance I fall asleep before the footy even startsWhy does it start so late AHHHHhhhhgh
>>154453395why would'nt I/we/they?
>tarps>tranny>year after year of sack ken>methmethmeth>crying in the carparkmore sack kenwhy do port adelaide get out of bed ? signing in for the dole can be done from your phone now
>>154452948>Sorry, this post has been removed by the moderators of r/mildlyinfuriating.>u/mildlyinfuriating-ModTeam>22m ago>Be civil. Respect Reddiquette and follow Reddit sitewide rules.>Rudeness and bigotry will not be tolerated.>Why is this person's gender relevant to the story?
Adelaide oval has announced a $4 million operating loss.
>>154453570I rub my fat pooey stinky unwashed bum on the face of reddiquette>>154453577love to know how they managed that when they had a 110% capacity crowd at the test match
>>154453577gatherround sisters...sa tax payer bros...
>>154453570the thread seems to be a bunch of idiots trying to oneup each other how nice they are to mahmoud and how many updoots they have for sucking off jamal whilst wearing their seatbelt unprompted. coulddnt tell what the thread was about. was that the midly infuriating part?
>>154453589Apparently despite raising the prices of food and drink, operating costs and wages went up by more than $10 million in the last year. Leading to a $4 million loss.
>>154453605no idea that's why i greentexted what i did, the OP was removed by the jannies
>>154453562You forgot John McCarthy dying.Ollie Wines heart failingConstant finals chokesBeing fucked by the afl on new father/son rules
>>154453395>50k Covid breach finethis was for no masks on the plane right? wasn't it like a week later the tigers did the same thing and nobody cared.
>>154453646I feel like 4mil is easily offset by all the other businesses that get the tourist money like hotels, bars, restaurants
>>154453672and also for training in groups larger than 8
There's a stadium thread on the board, should we throw our hat into the ring or will we be embarassed?
fuck it's cold today. wind making it worse. not nice.
>>154453741Its 30 degrees in adelaide its too hot
>>154453740I posted some footy grounds in the last stadium thread
>an uncharacteristic error from the little champ
>>154451629>mfw tendai mzungu wasn't his real name, just a slur that we spent a whole career calling him
>>154452337Will still be 60% victorians
been having mega spergouts irl past few dayson the verge of mental collapse I'm on some get angry at a tree shit
>>154453979Instead of getting angry at the tree we should wrap our arms around it
>>154454034read this wrong, wrapped me car around it instead
everything is getting worse. and it'll never get better
>>154454243Dont worry mate, home affairs and immigration minister Tony Burke has announced that he wishes to see Australia dramatically increase its immigration numbers and make it far easier for foreigners to become citizens as he believes "everyone has a right to participate in democracy" This is because according to him "Australia cannot build houses without more immigration".So on the bright side we will be building far more homes which means you have a better chance at home ownership in the near future if nothing else :)
>>154453979ease up on the red cordial mate
>>154453570fucken kek
>>154454540jfc
>>154454540Fabianism demands wealth distribution from the haves to the have-nots. Under this premise, you are just as much of a have as Gina Rinehart or Twiggy Fuckhead and the have-nots are everyone else on Earth who isn't an Australian.
>>154454243https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V6QhAZckY8w
>>154454243https://youtu.be/yLHCm7e0uBg?si=tmHMtnVpIo9s6KyB
>>154454540those lazy essendon supporters in the mosque could've thrown a .306 calibre shoe at Tony Burke anot too long ago. useless cunts, may allah sodomise them with north melbourne st kilda and melbourne football club penises.
If only we hadn't fallen for the proportional representation meme and believed the anti-FPTP propaganda... There might have been a chance to turn it around, as it stands it would take a decade or more to wrest power from the evil running this country with maximal effort and community support.
>>154454985
Saw some dude shouting shit from his car at random old people walking ahead of me. Someone convince me a person that retarded doesn’t deserve to die.
>>154454985Proportional is good because it averages out what most people want and stops retarded extremism
>>154455098if we're killing retards then you are next
>>154454985You still think things are going to change through voting?
>>154455141Anyone upset on behalf of people yelling from their cars also deserves to die so you need to be killed too.
>>154455127What most people "want" (because they are forced to make a choice) is good because it's good because everyone's involved which is good because it's good.>stops retarded extremeismWhat would you call our Home Affairs Minister effectively calling for the dissolution of the Australian state if not retarded extremism?>>154455182No. Our voting system has been meticulously designed to avoid The People being able to enact their will quickly and they have flooded us with hostile foreigners. It's far too late now.
>>154455182kek done em
>>154455098you did nothing about it, you're as much a useless bag of tofu as he is. maybe go have a whine in reddit.
prefacing any statement with "convince me" automatically raises my blood pressure. up there with "oh, why's that?" and "explain how?"
Fun factoid I found in a 2024 newspaperTeams with the most weeks on top of the ladder since 2000:>Essendon 2000 (22)>Geelong 2019 (21)>St Kilda 2009 (20)>Fremantle 2015 (20)>Port Adelaide 2020 (18)>West Coast 2005 (18)>Sydney 2024 (17)Of this group only Essendon in 2000 went on to win the flagCurrent 2026 weeks on top of ladder leaderboard>Sydney (5)>Gold Coast (2)>Bulldogs (1)
>>154455301What was I supposed to do? Go sprinting after the car until he stopped then demanded he go back and apologise to those confused old people?
STAND!
>>154455509yes. anything other than the fuck all you did excepy posting here for validation you want. dipshit.
MINSON AGAIN!FUCK HIM!
Why do some people here insist on defending the worst or most retarded things conceivable?
>>154455633"Shared Australian Values"
Iv'e worked very hard this week
>>154455633because there is simply nothing wrong with pissing into the water fountains. it all drains to the sewers anyway
>>154455633
this country needs a Hitler
>>154455796Needs two tbqh.
do you guys enjoy talking about this shit?I bet you cunts complain about the politics in sport but then you sit there posting about politics in /sp/rat dog cunts
when I think about Hitler I get warm fuzzy feelings, when I think about Anthony Albanese I feel on the verge of vomiting
>>154453570>>Why is this person's gender relevant to the story?>*deletes the story*make this make sense
maybe i'm missing something, the future aflw draftee who was un-alived was named Kumanjayi Little Baby, is that her actual first name followed by her surname? is that normal in indigenous culture?
>>154455839weird how hitler didn't need bodyguards between 1933 and 1939
>>154455946abos think saying a dead person's real name is bad juju and the spirit won't go to the dreamtime, so they come up with names like kumbaya little baby
>>154455946Theyve already stolen american indian clothes trying to convince everyone they werent primitive naked apesThink theyre starting to copy their naming conventions as well
>so miss Little Baby, I see here you have a Masters in Applied Physics from MIT, and a double degree in Economics and Law from Melbourrne University, a deposit of 300,000 dollars, a clean criminal record and you're here today to apply for a home loan. May I ask what the origins of your rather unusual surname is?
i'll stop talking about politics in /sp/ when they stop flooding our sport with politics and skilled workers
>>154456027so she had another name before she died?
>unalived
>>154456076yeah. might be mentioned in a news article from couple days ago
>>154456076no but steven name
she died because fred retard didnt bless this thread yesterday
HEAVE HO UNNA
I like to move it move itWe like to
None of you blokes would last a second against me.
None of you blokes would a second in me
>>154456172Poo
Why does Adelaide get two peems
Fuck i fucked it
if the abo mob finished that bloke off last night like they wanted to would they continue use his name or do the sorry business thing?
fuck the fuck cars poster
>>154456245based tradie
the less you need the more you have
>>154456317hogwash. apply that saying to anything and its utter drivel no matter how you look at it.
Evil country full of wicked people. God if you're real please wipe this hell-hole off the map
>>154456367good goy. happiness is just one more material possession away!
>>154456396>the Jews xdCompletely disregarding how material conditions contribute to one's welfare. Would you be happier living in a tent and getting food out of bins?
anyone in here got a steam deck? future dad role looms
>>154456396so how much erectile dysfunction (which you don't need) do you currently enjoy?
Nothing wrong with getting food out of bins
>>154456424I would unironically rather live in a tent in the forest than full time wagie
>>154456433what really happened at the Dees? why did they stand you down?
>>154456391Valid and true
>>154456391West Australia is a state not a country, mate.
freedogs emblem could do with a revampabsolute garbage
Australians really be like "We're the lucky country, greatest country on earth" and then live somewhere like this lmao
>>154456026What do you think the SS was?
high performance variant of the commodore?
>>154456499looks like India or somehere in North Africa desu.
just want to go live in a cabin in a nice peaceful location surrounded by nature and drink and smoke myself to death
>>154456534geelong's calling, zak
moving that murderer from alice to darwin for safety concerns seems odd. reckon there's even more abos in darwin than alice springs.
had a mega wank earlier and didn't put my foreskin back properly. just went for a piss and forgot it wasn't all straightened out. piss came out at near 60 degree angle, missed the bowl completely and went all over the wallfelt like shannon grant taking *that* kick
>>154456712Degenerate humour
>>154456721post an example of something you consider acceptable humour
Do you think I'm becoming an alcoholic
>>154453672Yeah it was the plane bs lolMeanwhile PortGODS were strutting around public events with no masks and the AFL didnt say shit
>>154456721c'mon I need a good laugh, and so far I'm not laughing.
>>154456721it wasn't humourous it was a great annoyance. cleaned it off but now i'm concerned that the smell of piss will linger on the wall
>>154456728richmonds 2026 list
>>154456737:/
>>154456733sir, this is a Bajaj Dealership. Have you been drinking?
>>154456738nary a chuckle. try harder.
>>154456753lighten up adem
Stinky poo fart hehehe
Soo father - son rule is just Nepotism?anti-neps being jelly faggots
here's a tip, one that doesn't sneak into your bumhole: not everyone that thinks that forced mick isntfunny is a bitchmond customer.
>>154456762>>154456775just had a mega wank to these pickles iykwim haha
everything is rigged
being attracted to strong female matriarchs is one of my fetishes
How about that Nick Daicos kick from 50m last night?
>Not one mention of the SANFL showdownNice work there Routhe Australians
>>154453964>all the south and west australians will still be 60% victorianwhat did he mean by this
Plymouth gin, tonic and Angostura bitters - the thinking Alcoholic's drink
i pay $7.50c for a 750ml Vic Bitter bottleis this good or not
prefer being a drinking alcoholic, me.
i only like vodka and rum. i can only afford wine though
>>154456798this but dominating them
>>154456818your post implies english is not your first language.and that you are definitely not Australian.
>>154456792t. mariner iykwim haha
>>154456824beer is cheaper per litre than wine
>>154456833haha ikwym haha iykwim haha
mickhead loves the thought of seamen
>>154456844>>154456846the duality of /afl/ iykwim haha
>>154456830tell me the details my guywhat parts of my post were not correct in grammar
>>154456839But which has the higher ABV FUCKHEAD?
>>154456854obviously $7.50c iykwim haha
>>154456850stop playing with your semen and just eat your seamen, mick. do you want the belt again?
>>154456855didnt mention that did you COCKBREATH
>>154456863no but steven disciplinate
Probably going to post porn later haha
Friday night = KFC night
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cVsUVj0ENhYapart from thiswhat are the core /alf/ tunes
>>154456876We eat fish on Fridays mate, we're a Catholic community
>>154456854capitalising the brand of beer but not the beginning of the sentence, adding the c after the 50 is strange, not just saying longneck...all raises flags. like you're saying "hindiurduhinigujarati LARGE VICTORIA BITTER BOTTLE hindiurdungumbohindidurkadurka HOWMMUCH GOOD SAR?" and hitting tthe chatgpt translate into australian button
i have a cather name is cat o lic
>>154456882It's not lent m8
>>154456887>indians in yer head 24/7grim
>>154456911he's right tho
I drink everything except rum. At room temperature. No mixer. Narrow top glass. In my state ₹400 for 180 gets you bare minimum
>>154456880Adele
>>154456893It's a good practice even outside of Lent, as tradition stipulates
>>154456923Why though
>>154456880https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7spDYQPWYj4https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x_F9XFLuHk4https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rgyM8edUIQIhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fZeuWoIBuo8https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rhzmNRtIp8khttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pxM8XB61ZvU
>>154456921>mudsharkyeah nah
>>154456911I namechecked hindi, urdu, arabic and *generic african language* in my rant there. so don't ask me to correct your grammar if you don't want an answer, raj.
>>154456924Penance
>>154456880AFL or /afl/?
>>154456924fatty acids and omega-3s. and fish is tasty.
>>154456925>all malesseems a bit gay, no?
I’m bored
>>154456880https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FeZsdP2trO0https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P5mtclwloEQhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z2bkhRBHE2Q
>>154456943staring, at the blank page before youopen up the dirty windowlet the sun illuminate the words that you cannot find
>>154456943>something something something, no?yep found the poofter.
>>154456952https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UMtH58M3HXA
kingy is a LOOMER
once i held a door from the freezer section in a bottle o for some teens and it turns out they were robbing the place with a huge box of alcoholsaid to the shop keep that i felt so guilty for helping themi do remember they were of African appearance tho
have to watch 40 mins of sloppa footy before the showdown starts
>>154456975COOMER BOOMER you mean
>>15445698640mins + 80mins = lotta sloppa
Honestly once someone turns 25 they should just kill themselves
since we're all posting music, what's your hypothetical goal celebration song?
>>154456985They should have given you a share of the loot
>>154456996I remember a porno with Eliza Ibarra where that happened. Crazy how "oh I don't want to be your getaway driver" guy changed his tune when she took all her clothes off.
>>154457011Degenerate humour
hello everyone i am here
>>154456995Silverchair - Straight Lines
>>154457016post an example of something you consider acceptable humour
crazy that they let pendlebury run around stat padding in a dead game last week rather than rest him and then draw to a good side kek
the coward known as scott pendlebury
>>154457028I know it when I see it, i don't seek out joy and pleasure
Scott "Robert Walls" Pendlebury
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rK9Dpu8MLMAhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ge_OvSYOoPA
Hate bein' sobah
>gins riled up and rioting againpetrol shortages that bad?
>>154456880https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=inKlN0ScObA
it's tuff out 'ere dard
>>154457059prams carry everyones love of their life
Scott Pendlebury humiliated Essendon
only a handful of australian music groups i like, can't stand the rest
>>154457043based getaway driver iykwim haha
I hate it when normies give me advice
that draw last night will be the difference of collingwood in actual finals or wild cardthey "owned" essendon to shoot themselves in the foot kek
>>154457078weren't you saying hawthorn would beat collingwood by 100 points?
>>154457077>normalfag who lucked into a relationship at the age of 16 and has been with their gf for 15 years starts telling me what to do on dates and how to get with womenhappens surprisingly a lot
>>154457089no?
collingwood was paying like $4.85 before the game and they were missing four key players yet they still got away with two points, I would take that as a win.
>>154457089no he wasn'ti know this because i wasn't either
>>154457069unna
>normies>normalfags
You just know betting retards were fuming at the draw lmao
no one bets on h2h
genuine question do you think an abo has ever learned any other language other than English and their abo ramblings? like could you imagine an abo speaking French or Japanese?
>>154457102Kumanjayi Slab of VB
>>154457113>abo speaking franchNew Caledonia
>>154457126island abos are based tbf
>>154457118
>>154457112People add h2h to multi. People bet on line too.
>>154457113very good question. i just looked on abs and there's no data on it
>>154457043now THATS funny kek. thanks bitch.
at my folks for the weekenddad is now calling collingwood, golemwoodbig fan
>>154457043please stop looking for it in the anuses of altar boys, if you have'nt found it in the first million, you won't find it in the next.
was watching this abc report about meth gangs taking over the pacific islands and all the issues it's causing and then they flipped it to being about muh stralia bad because we deported meth criminals back to the islands
>>154457164>>154457184Settle
>>154457199nonce.
Holly Valance right wing schizo gf 2026
>>154457178dad jokes haha
>>154457178has a certain ring to it
FraudingwoodFraudthorn
>>154457204:/
>>154457226for me, it's MY Fraudmantle. Not even starting to rate them unless they maul the dogs by 10+ goals
idk if I should watch meaningless game number one or meaningless game number two tonight
>>154457253Umm the OP only mentions 1 game
Why would they put two games on at the same time?Are they stupid?
>>154457253showdown for mine
they say exercise cures depression but I call cap on thatall it does is just increase cortisol and if you're not on the gear then you will not be putting on any meaningful size
>>154457272Victorians can NOT watch a game that doesnt feature at least one Victorian club, so they must have a Friday double header to feature a Victorian club.
>>154457227this the new greentext for when you can't find a reaction face?
>>154457253wbd fred will be closer so that imokinda want one of them to be a blowout so i can watch the other though
>>154457272not even the nrl does that, so I'm told. It's nice the afl has a truly original one of a kind bit of stupid. pioneering, world leading example of stupid.
I legit just did 5 pushups and that was enough for me
>>154457286it is goal-oriented behaviour thoughyou set goals and work to achieve them and you can track progressunlike real life which is rigged by how big your social circle is
>goal-orientationughh giving me year 8 ptsd
>wbd fred will be closer so that imothis zoomer speak is confusing to me. I dont give a shit so don't translate it for me, I'm too busy buying another house.
>>154457312careful, there's nonces itt
>>154457272this happens every weekend?
>>154457312greentext it
i used to piss off the school career pathways teacher by refusing to say what job i wanted in the future, saying it doesn't matter because i'm going to end up hating it anyway
the alf shareholders are very displeased with the lack of oc being developed
>>154457329seriously, noone gives a fuck.
imagine how the dumb fuck 90s teachers feel now after saying so many times that we wouldnt have a calculator everywhere we go
>>154457329I just told them I wanted to be a Hitman or a spy
>>154457340i'm going to keep blogposting and there's nothing you can do about it, cry harder bitch lmao
>>154457329based, hate it when nick daicos is shit people ask if i want to work as if that's the only way to contribute or get meaning, when normal jobs are fucked
>>154457329especially the careers teacher. he definitely wouldn't have given a fuck, if this exchange ever happened.
>>154457346SO true
>>154457348reckon i'll take shelter in /cric/
>>154457348blogposting is your life and your job. who's crying now bitch?.
EXTREMELY concerning rumours about the ongoing solvency of one of the Big 4 banks. If you are over the guaranteed deposit limit, take out your money tomorrow - that is all I will say
>>154457361not sure that'll work
>>154457352my careers teacher was just interested in hitting quotas into uni she didn't give a fuck about what i actually wanted
I should rock up to site in these tomorrow haha
>>154457363seems you are
>>154457372what woudl I be crying about?
>>154457371Haha fucking faggot
>>154457364the people that we cant speak bad about online would never allow this to happen
dadberg's ill and he's doing his exaggerated performative "oh i'm so sick please feel sorry for me" routine again
>>154457292...
>>154457392make him a cranberry juice. my girlfriend drinks it when she has her period. ask him if he has his period. but wait till hard quiz has finished.
only real conspiracies that put you in any legit danger is calling out legit false flags or local corruption.
>>154457406he wouldn't drink that. legit has the worst diet i have ever seen, even by /alf/ standardscunt wonders why he has health issues, spare me
>>154457178Id love to kick the shit out of your dad
>>154457409my state government is corrupt with arabian oil magnate bribes, i just can't prove it
anyone else going to smoke ice tonight lolhaha nah just kidding but wouldn't that be funnyhaha lolif you just smoked heaps of ice haha
>>154457417that seems a bit over the top
>>154457429Shut the fuck up
anyone want to have an argumentyou fucking poofs
>>154457417i'd love your mum to beat the shit off of me
>>154457427just waiting for ed curnow and bailey smith to drop some off.
>>154457435no actually i don't think i will
all I want is to be young, happy and full of vigour again.
thanks afl but as a victorian i could not give a fuck about the western boredogs vs fred, shall be watching the kino showdown
>>154457458meth is good. try meth.
Nick Watson complaining about the umps is rich
just watched about 2 minutes of nrl and fuck it was putridsomehow worse than modern afl lmaofuck i hate what they've done to the game, fucking queers, kikes and phony virgins
>>154457480rent free it seems
imagine being a freo supporter with a speed impedimentfweofwemantlehaha
>>154457458Go vegan
anthony hudson has the telltale signs of aids
>>154457493meth is vegan.
>>154457496he's actually vegan.
pools closed
>>154457467how much are you planning on punching tonight big fellasleep on sunday?
haha there's a new chinese joint around the corner that's openedit's name is Sum Yum Thingdad and me absolutely pissed our pants
my hammies are so tight all the time
>girl i had a crush on in high school just gave birth to her 3rd child with her husband
>>154457442Imagine I kick the fuck out of your dad and then fuck your mums arse in front of his unconscious body
flied lice hahafunny chinesehope i get to kill some of them in a war someday
>>154457514what did you do with those pants after?
unna
>>154457529you're still a chance ladcome into her life as the cool, rich, free and easy playboy
went to the doc for a mental health checkone of the questions was how much do you drinki lied and said something i thought normies do which is a carton a weekendhe said thats way too much and not healthywtf do normies drink normally?
>>154457537>splits infant cock>rapes and murders 5yoyeah real unnawe should have given them the ((((Voice))))
Delta Goodrem still looks fantastic. What a babe.
i've probably drunk about 500 litres of beer in my life, but LITERALLY have never had a hahn
>>154457559would be a better gf act than washed up kylie
>>154457496he's been like that for 15+ years
>>154457559she looked better with my cum all over her factthe little slutshe was LITERALLY gagging for it
>>154457537wouldn't mind the teatowelhead in normal clothes
more like delta golem
heading out to see if i can get my arse fucked by someone who reminds me of my dadcheers lads
>>154457529>girl i had a crush on in high school is still single judging by her social media phewprobably got another few more years max though
i really would like to have sex with jasmyn smith
Are your boomer parents unusually sensitive? Dadza can't take a fucking joke and is constantly crashing out like an old woman
https://www.news.com.au/entertainment/music/tours/tainted-by-the-industry-why-frustrated-cult-band-bad-dreems-are-packing-it-up-at-least-for-now/news-story/64ac53a2d7737ee7a4511057b590524e>Working class spirit>Lead guitarist is actually a surgeonThere's nothing more disgusting than champagne socialists.
jagga smith has AIDS
Every girl I know from high school either had kids straight out of school, or has been in and out of relationships for the last decade Former ones seem happier desu
>>154457598>haha monday morning time to get on the tools lads>pulls out scapel
>>154457596nah, dad's abou as sensitive as a rock, mum can take a joke
>>154457598shit band too
>>154457564Watch KylieWatch Delta take my cock
>>154457596yeah my father is exactly like that as well
what's for dinner lads?philly cheesesteak and fried chicken for me.
>>154457596no my dad was a tradie and can take a joke
>>154457635zarzuela
>>154457635Rice and baked beans
>>154457635might order a philly cheesesteak on ubereats nowenjoy cooking and cleaning up
>>154456880https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H2LQMElLoLs
>>154457635meth mostly
>>154451339meant for>>154457607
>>154457593this but yas duursma
>>154457674>>154457593this but 2022 Angel Polikarpova
you reckon in a moment clouded by horniess the duursma brothers ever found some of yaz dirty knickers to sniff
18 minutes until the bulldog's season is OVER
>>154457702do blokes with sisters ever take a sneaky peak at them?never had one so i don't know
Me and my sister rarely see eye to eye but we sure do love each other!But she says she doesn't love me in any way shape or formbut my brother is a darn wiz with the tech deck actually
probs more like yaz brought around some hot pieces of arse for a sleepover with the dursma bros preyed on
Are the anzacs related to the aztecs?
>>154457740both killed themselves without a real good reason, seems so
>>154457740nah you're thinking of asics
>>154457746whats robert walls got to do with this
reckon discos would've been a great place to meet women in the 70s
>>154457740yea, they sayHEY HOW ARE YAHEY HOW ARE YA
>>154457746wow so random and controversial citycunt leech
nick discos
feeling especially moody today
need a stream for the showdown. 7's playing the spastic game anjd my streamer is on west australian time
shaved my head with a razor feeling sexy
>>154457746dangerously based
nope you seemed very smug about not having kayo a few months ago
>>154457764It's a full moon, makes sense
>>154457606
>>154457606>>154457774?basically every australian woman under 50 has these sorts of 'overly excited' eyes?
>>154457772might not have kayo but I dont have jew cum leaking out of my arse like you.
Go Freo!
>>154457780BASED
>>154457780ill be watching the showdown in 4k ad break free siren to siren your words cant hurt me
>>154457778checks out
>>154457790found a stream. enjoy your sore arse.
>>154457778he has aids
>>154457780*bes posting on phone sitting on overpriced furniture in rented or purchased house paying taxes on all of it*
>>154457647where do you order it from? i don't see it on menus often
cant even enjoy this game knowing im switching asap in 40mins
kayo is jugaad coded
Isn't uberjeets just a delivery service. How are you ordering food from them
>>154457805>in rented or purchased housegood reception you get in that homeless shelter posting on a stolen laptop,
I feel like smoking a pipe at this time of night would be a nice little ritualJust a small bit of tobacco and ruminate on the day
freo are SHIT
>fagan and voss in the audiencewtf
>>154457826
>>154457635tandoori lamb rissole, basmti rice and broccoli
>>154457822what site do you order the food from fuckheadfucking hate pseuds like you who think you are so smart
>>154457849Fuck off cunt
>>154457849giwtwm
just sucked a dick, didn't swallow today, wasn't feeling it
if i was kicked out of 109 games of afl would i be at fault of the afl??
freo are shitof course they cant beat a vfl side
>>154457853Try not to support jobs hiring certain people where i can. Don't get home delivered slop either. Honestly didnt know, if old mate ordered his philly cheese reckon it would have been more helpful to say from where instead of who was delivering it fuckwit
>>154457635tried slow cooker garlic ghee chicken thighs, fucked up the reduction but not bad first try
>>154457868fuck off to /pol/ with your antisemitic bullshit
Cooking for yourself is gigacucked
sam mitchell is at the game scoutinghe seems to be worried about buku khamis in particular as he has not taken the binoculars off him all gamebit odd as the hawks dont play the dogs for another 6 weeks
yeah much better to have some hairy sweating brown with no hygiene amd aids cook and handle my food
peemantle
lot of anger in here tonight. much discussion of meth. some comments about fucking ducks and fucking mums. and ubereats. nothing special, my alf.
rip fag headbands off
dogs always do this shit where they play good at marvel so I wouldn't look to much into it
started the stream 5min late jesus the dogs still pay the umps eh
Naughton is a sick cunt. Yea I'm a pussy but I'd be playing so safe and timid out there.
>>154457898
>>154457877it was an afl question idiot
>>154457899so many htb not called already but to be fair Fred are still asleep
people who say gigacucked normally arent clever enough to operate a stove. amazing they're capable of using the internet to order food.
>>154457907yeah i agree on both counts
based Jackson get fucked spook
cox was down back
bukaki khamis always getting marked on
Racism? On my app?
Reckon citycunts have got all those weird third world pathogens and microbes and shit from mingling with them daily
Bet you cucks change your own flat tyre too
bont was just doing a poo
free kick bulldogs
>it's a scumpire episodesad
>>154457923>city cunts have developed immunitywill lmao my ass off when you drop dead from some common city flu
DOGGIESOGS
>>154457932Every episode seems to be an umpire episode
this game is boringtwo nobody, nothing teams.
>>154457926who changes your imaginary flat tire when you're far away from your bedroom in your imaginary car?
FUCKING BACK I DONT WANT A FUCKIN SPARE
>>154457937theres no immunity. youve lived with it your whole life so dont know what healthy feels like
His name is bubu?
>>154457939FUCKINGT H I SHIS
i could kill you if i wanted to
free kick bulldogss
>>154457944>>154457944he's who your mum is offering to kiss when you hurt yourself
a decade ago rc was right about the bulldogs
FUCKING SHARPGET HIM OFF
*fewer
>>154457959was he right about eating his own shit piss and cum?
>>154457959fuck up fatguts
>>154457968>>154457968>>154457968>>154457968>>154457968
>>154457964that was a test
>>154457941imaginary car tradies
