sexday (01/05)>colombia 1 (UTC-5)20:00/18:00 | Once Caldas x Atlético Nacionalsaturday (02/05)>brasil 116:00 | Botafogo x Remo18:30 | Palmeiras x Santos18:30 | Vitória x Coritiba20:30 | Athletico x Grêmio21:00 | Cruzeiro x Atlético Mineiro>argentina 114:00 | Barracas Central x Banfield14:30 | CA Lanús x Deportivo Riestra16:15 | Central Córdoba x Boca Juniors18:45 | San Lorenzo x CA Independiente18:45 | Club Atlético Unión de Santa Fe x CA Talleres21:15 | Club Atlético Platense x Estudiantes de La Plata>uruguay 112:30 | Juventud de Las Piedras x Montevideo Wanderers15:30 | CA Cerro x Deportivo Maldonado18:30 | Liverpool UY x Danubio>colombia 1 (UTC-5)16:00/14:00 | Boyacá Chicó FC x Llaneros FC18:00/16:00 | Jaguares de Córdoba x Cúcuta DeportivoUTC-3/[localtime]Previous: >>154445556
>>154455297>estadio centenario>95 years of existence
cailaboucola ficou doido hein
calaboucola vs cheirapeidola
>>15445541845 añitos tenes parasito "taringa"
uh oh yet another meltie
ampliando el vocabulario, ya van dos palabras nuevas, agregadas a beans y sentiu, para un tipo de 45 años que era parte de taringa, esta bastante bien, lo proximo seria agarrar la pala, gordito parasito
sentiu
Get a room
>>154456045Nacional could have won yesterdaywhat a retard red card
The last days of the United Arab Emirates are coming
>akshually i want the rich barons that fund my team to stop existingWhat level of football-induced schizophrenia do you need to reach in order to say stuff like this
>>akshually i want the rich barons that fund my team to stop existingthis is what colombianon that hates botafogo ACTUALLY believes and says btw
fuck a.nal
>>154456302You just want to watch.
Hola pendejos de mierda onions el Anticristo 2009 y hoy les traigo una creepypasta que los hará miar. Sin nada más empezamos, pendejos.
me mie
Wtf I thought palmeiras fans were white?
Curica and River wonparty hard in the chicken coop
Bom chia and Happy communism day
>>154458712What is communism? I bet Palmeiras is involved
>>154458777Can you go 5 minutes without betting on something? Colombians should go back to cocaine at least that was healthier than gambling.
>>154458837I bet you haven’t farted it out yet and that’s why you’re so grumpy
Chacarita cumple 120 años desde su fundación
good morning sirs
good morning ladies
in brazil if you fart randomly it means someone is talking about you
>>154456715He is tsundere
Coudet : "lo veo sucio, pastoso, rigido"
In 2005, paulista's coach was also vagner mancini, so yesterday was a revengeAlso >passarelaLol
Rivadavia will pay the illegal parking fines its fans received during the game
Cardozo, from cruzeiro, put his finger in bareiro's lanus
>>154459645cugoloso
Colidio? More like colisionó
>>154459645When a cuguloso meets a dedocurioso
rest in peace my feijoadinha it got stolen by brazucayea I think about it everytime I eat facturaskaboom, kablow, kaboom
>>154459813Kek, wtf
>>154456699that's man
>>154459813As I said, if you, the schizo and chikamer dont make your horrible posts, it becomes /trans/. Please keep going.
I wish david attemborough would narrate a documentary on the fight between cruzeiro x galo
>>154459622>paulista won copa do brasil>paulista won against River Plate at copalibthe only reason i dont miss 00' and early 10' football was because Palmeiras was shit
I miss this website like you wouldn't believe
Riquelme respect button >>>
Score if you can
>>154460275>peronist dinizits over
Denied by Diniz
>>154459933Wrong woman
>>154460210Which one?Riquelme (Grêmio)Rikelmy (Palmeiras)Riquelme (Larissa)Riquelme (GOAT)
>>154460275It can’t be, spee told me this is the worst coach your team could possibly hire The satan of fuchibol ofensivo
>>154460342Open your eyes
Worst Corinthians of all time will win Libertadoresthat’s aura
>>154460307He is otaku.
good night sweet prince
>>154460342>fuchibol ofensivoIs that when you call your opponent mono with your mouth covered?
>>154460716I hate evangelicals so much
>>154460186>check the link>proper burial was givenAt least they had the balls to just kill it. V4 was an absolute retardation.
>>154460760You mean V5.
>>154460186Just take me back
>>154460716
For me, it's peruvian literature
>>154461091
Imagine the culos
>>154461116Once A.Nales
>>154460716Amem
>>154461205KKKKKKKKKKKKK bet there was a curintranny meltie under this post
>>154460716as novinhas não me querem tbm, mc brinquedothis reminded me that a brazilian restaurant near my house (that is supposedly connected to comando vermelho) was advertising one of his shows here in porntugal
unironically my dream is seeing Diniz coaching my team
>>154461270I say this everyday
>>154461255
>>154461441eu sou o vizinho bostileiro, mano...
>>154461362You only say this sometimes
What is the biggest treason in south american footbal history? Tomario going to flamengo, after playing for vasco?
>>154461576Romário*
>>154461255uh, pccbros...
I want Diniz to coach my wife
>>154460798Maybe, don't remember much
>>154461576rip fernanda
Qll this money comes from the fines argentinians have to pay for immitanting monkeys
Fluminense is last with 1 point after 3 games
Bordalas bros, we getting popular
>>154459533Same here, I just farted
>>154461865Making money is so easy once you have it. I would bring São Caetano back to Brasileirão
the lesson learned is to work with what's available and stop trying to force muh niche build that only works in ideal situations, life doesn't work like that, sharing this will increase the /copalib/ collective conscience iq by at least one pointthoughever this might not apply if your diet is comprised of a certain specific black legume and a certain grain of asian origin
don't be gay
>>154462188How does this affect bokita
be gay
>Black player is being referred to as "explosive"
>>154462188Is this about Yu-Gi-Oh?
>>154462281You lack of answer shall be retributed as 4 months of bad luck for bokita
Vamos, galo! Ganhar a sulamericaaanaaNós acreditamos. Basta com raça jogaaar
ajuda
arjenteeenos see this and think "however"
>>154463131sopa de dog e uma delicia
>>154462315>>154463047same trap?
>reduce brasileirão to 2 groups of 10, home and away18 games>top 2 of each group are guaranteed at RODADA DO ANEL >3rd and 4th of each group play themselves for 2 spots>worst of each group relegated>9th and 8th of each group play themselves in a quadrangular, the worst is relegated as wellThat makes 6 teams at rodada do anel10 games, whoever comes top gets the Basuleirão ring (each player will get a ring made of zircônia)There you go, Basuleirão but entertaining with 10 less dates
because of the smaller amount of dates teams would be able to focus on intl competitions making sure argies never win libertadores again
>>154463197Nice i also have new formulas, let me get my notes
Estaduais are abolished.Frkm january on the 12 biggest teams in brazil play each other 6 times each. Every match is a derby.All the other licensed teams play a huge knockout.In november the 2 best teams from the knockout and the 2 best teams from the dodecanal play a quadrangular to decide the national champion.
For argentina:Evrery matchday boca and river play some small team like temoerley, independiente or rivadavia. At the end of the year, the small team with the most points against boca and river and the one with the most points among boca and river play a final unica in some random countryside city
It’s the end of an era, next thread will be the last Hulk’s Car
Goodbye, king
please post in my thread>>154457570
>>154461945Trust the process.
>>154460716MCs and evangelicals are just two different flavours of drug money laudering.
>>154463555Smartest atheist
>>154463647I'm a Catholic, you idiot.
>Catholicuck calling someone else idiot
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CQoukGYQZVE
>>154463713I cant believe flamengo kid got a penalty
they updated hell and added a new circle, in it you are forced to look at unfunny best falls 2015 videos with laugh tracks added at random parts of the videos while a demon wearing the face of one of your coworkers keeps telling you "look look here comes the best part!"
>>154463751I should visit the church more often
Bisiness idea: small tournament between the 4 best teams in the country bit there is no ref. The players call fouls, throw ins, corners offsides by consensus and yelling. No additional time.
the name of the sport? mono culture
Now that I have said that i wouldnt be able to point the 4 beat teams in the country. It is palmeiras flamengo, and two random teams.
>>154463197Why not a Brasileirão with regional teams, more or less like MLB, and clubs playing in regional tournaments working as minor leagues?
>>154463909This but change it for the hinchas call the fouls, etc. by singing and screaming louder than the other hinchas.
>>154463975Ok but Minas Gerais team wears black and white
>>154463997Ok but only if an equal number of hinchas are allowed in the stadium. And the sound measure is done by a computer and not a ref.
>>154463997This would be a disaster for __________
>>154463975That's just Campeonato Brasileiro de Seleções Estaduais, and the debate is already settled.
>>154464059There is a street in salvador named after the best guy in the 1936 winning team for the state of bahiaMost people dont know about it though
>>154464087*1934
>>154464087I didn't know about it.https://pt.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pop%C3%B3_(futebolista)
>>154464110Now that I think about it is that phrase something brazilians tell each other or something that everyone else says to brazilians?
>>154464322It is something this guy will always post when we say anything about the northeast. Cherish him. He is your ally.
>>154464322I've heard brazilians tell each other that in CS, specially to younger ones calling them macaquito.
>>154455246Games?
>>154464586Chrono Trigger.
>>154463647Hes not wrong
>>154464586captain of industry
>>154464586Savannah simulator
>>154464322That guy is just butthurt and chimping out
>>154464586Twin bee
In ancient times brazilians used to have normal lips but they started eating bees thinking they were flying beans but they got stung and that's why black people have big lips.
>>154462315>>154463047MOTHERFUCKING WOULD WITH THE FORCE OF A THOUSAND SUNS
what no fulbo does to a mf
For a change of subject, april 30th clarin has a striking report on the malvinas
as novinhas sao argentinas
My foreskin has to be at least twice as long as the rest of my penis. Why was I blessed with a luscious foreskin but a minuscule, pathetic excuse for a penis?
Penharol hasnt won a match in 1 month
Cerro porteno will appeal the decision of awarding the clasico points to olimpia in spite of being the sole rewponaible.for the chimpout
Ningunearon a /copalib/
ngl I love /colapib/
SE NOS VA ESTELITATODO ES ALEGRIA EN PERONDIARREA
LEILA DID IT AGAINTHE FUCKING BITCH>Teams will not be able to change the dimensions of their playing fields during copalibWHY ARE THEY LIKE THIS
>>154464903>cerro sent the cops that disrupted the match by acting like niggers in the middle of the matchDidn't know that.
>>154465006Kek
>>154464586Xcom 2
>>154465016Wow why would the tahachi sudddenly attack the supporters out of the blue
>>154465006
>>154465016It is a Leila and brunette leila's world
>noooo señor tahachi, no me mandes para el tacumbu
>>154465065Why do they always have those dark eyes?
I can feel the smell of tortas fritas
>>154465077Esto con D'Eu no pasaba
>>154465089Barren wombs.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=853gdch1LkUOk, NOW this is EPIC
>>154465310On the contrary
>>154465310Neymar should have been japanese.Brazil doesn't deserver neymar
>>154465321I'd argue he is quintessentially Brazilian, but I get what you mean.
>>154465006why are they like this
>>154465310I miss Marcelo.
>>154465321You can have him
Give us Neymar and hulki, you people are extremely ungrateful to your legends.
>>154465525We trade them for Giay and Almada
>>154465310Shikamaru is the best character in Naruto
>>154465310Neymars eyes are dead
>>154465552best I can do is adolfo gaich and figal
>>154465006What does this even mean
>>154466571You can no longer do klapaucius.
>>154466571Cerro trampeño repainted the pitch limits to make the game less fluid and easier for defense.
>>154467018Congratulations to Flamengo for the "most followers" titleSuch an important title You should add another star to your crest
is this rael
>>154467509He's going to play in Fluminense with Herman Cano (38yo) and Fabio (45yo).
>guys guys look at this unfunny tweet I saw on my timeline is this behavior a side effect of eating beans or inhaling bean fart fumes?
>he doesn't like girls
don't try to save face mono, just take the L and do better next time
>he prefers I post men probably
>>154467687Ela não tem
caila boucachi e ficochi prontochi
>>154468383What are you guys up to
>>154468522resisting the urge to get drunk
>>154468576There is always wikipedia sessions to keeo you busy
Corrupcion en afa: Toviggino esta vinculado a empresas que mueven millones pero ante arca esta registrado como autonomo
>>154468522Downloading a gacha.
>>154467018All me btw
all beans btw
Newell's All Beans
After hiring 35 yo ronaldinho and 38yo romario, flu hires 40 years old hulk
You are just jealous no one will hire you despite being younger than hulki.
Yeah, yeah. I'm black, ashamed, jealous, mono, beans, fart, Boca, yeah, yeah, yeah.
The only person that congratulated me personally for O Dia Dos Trabalhadores was la kiosquera del barrio sending a chain message to all the contacts in her whatsapp.
>>154469494he cute
>>154455246Tienen mucho en común Memenarios, VARcecopia, Alianza Chica
>>154469494Farting isn’t a job dude
Argies be like>I have three jobs and can’t make ends meet Bro, your jobs sucks and you will be replaced by a robot that farts beans.
>>154470784Tell that to all the colombianas selling fart porn on onlyfans.
>>154471147It’s not a job, it’s a proof of concept
>>154468799Why are you like this
>>154469459This happened in naruto
don't worry, about the beanscause every little bean, is gonna be a fart
Barracas rabbit hole is crazy and completely disgusting, they don't even allow new socios to sign up to the club, I was completely out of the loop on that, brown people are fucked in the head. Did something similar happen for Argentina in 2022?bom chia copalib
>>154473567Bom dia
The next mono to post a twitter screenshot is banned from banheirao.
Twitter is no more. The platform became known as X in 2023.
Pipita looks like the coomer memeDoes getting to the age of 40 absolutely destroys a human? Fuck wait he is 38Do argies age that bad?
Deiver Machado injured for Nantes. Not sure if it is a big loss for Colombia.
project idea: a bot that crawls threads and scans for twitter screencaps, saves results to a database and let users query from an API. front end filters do the rest.>>154473567bom chia
>>154475246Twitter, aka X, aka Xitter
>>154473567Too much information I dont get the rrlation between barracas not alloeing new socios, borwn people, and the mention of argentina (barracas is argentinian)Also the image shows 2 different.scores.
>>154474961I like pistacchio ice creamCoco bambu is evil, they wanted a coup
>[Super arbitrary and biased] Young players we are looking forward to this season in Brazil Serie A I made a tier list for those under 25 years old! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wDm6Fs8dUXIGot recommended this lol
>>154477733>Too much informationYou are not supposed to flaunt your stupidity bro
