jen editionprevious /hoc/ thread: >>154455905
>soilers>stors
>laffs
Was losing part of your plan?
>>154458647of course!
>>154458647>uhhh... you don't get to bring frauds
>>154458644now post the one for the storsyou did make one for their loss right?
*be's based*
poo peeland
Is he the Mike Trout of the NHL?
so now that the lels got knocked out in the first round instead of the SCFThere will be no more excuses and bullshit slow starts right? Ready to play game 1 of the season and none of this 2-9 to start the year bullshit, yes?
Well well well...
Tomorrow...
>>154458747why is their name KooKoo?
THANK YOU GARY
just scrambled 5 eggs in Anger due to my oilers losing
I wish tage thompson would fuck my wife in front of me
duckies (prease crap)
>>154458880very on flag post
>>154458880Many such cases.
Imagine losing to the mild or the cucks
>dishonorably tank for picks for years and years in order to get an all star lineup>no amount of skill can overcome the negative karma accumulated in doing soThe Oilers deserve nothing. I am always happy they lose, the more embarrassing the better
thinkin about scramblin 5 more to be honest
>>154458941noone can eat 10 eggs in one sitting
>>154458950i'm actually scramblin 7 and i will post proof
7 fucking eggs? and you guys call us fat
>>154459026breakfast is the most important meal of the day
>>154459031nigga i'm about to go to bed
>>154459026>8 half shellsnigger that's only 4 eggs!
>>154459046no! each shell has a shell within it's own shell!!! oh well idk i just hope the protein goes directly to my dick so i can cum hard when the habs win tmr
McGoatse
but I did just eat 13 eggs with a hefty amount of ketchup LL for this feel?
>>154458756Kouvolan Kiekko -> KK -> KooKoo
>>154459098quality content
>>154458644Can't wait to see the one for the Stars and Ottawa!People care about those teams, right?
>>154459182they dont trigger that anon's autism quite the same
>>154458880TNT is a genuinely handsome fellow. No homo.
quite literally anybody could win it this year
>>154459226Unlike my islanders
>>154459226not the oilers :)
>all but one Canadian team already eliminatedFeels good man
>2 Canadian teams down. One to go.
>>154459279every finnish team has been eliminated
10 years wasted
>>154458668Stors are an honorary canacuck team.
>>154459305all the more reason to make an obsession collage for them!
>>154459286Your team is shit and run by a retard.
new ducks lifelong here that just hatched. i am pleased to see we won the series
leafs fan here fuck you all
many are saying dilly still has no milly
>>154459336i am saying this
>>154459346based
Knights sweep in 6 today
>>154459367with this latest embarassment it may force dylan to reconsider posting entirelyhe thought the >stors would win the division lol
>>154459291he's got all the things that hockey fans might want he's got all the jerseys. buy a jersey. gary demands it
>>154459310We like to make leaves seethe.
>>154459098you can't meme emotions into him anymore. he's too far gone.
just woke up and checked the score*ahem* HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>154459397thinking of us at all is a compliment
Would you look at the benchwarming waterboys at the olympics lighting it up in the playoffs. Makes me think they purposely sat out to fuck with McDavid hoping he would crash and burn, which he did.
Dylan AND Samir lost yesterday, therefore /hoc/ won.
reminder to habs fans in Montreal that they discount nuru massages on gameday
surely the oilers will address goaltending this offseason right?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZCqEVr4soLU
>>154459461>laffs
How does he do it
Lightning are in trouble, apparently we are getting Caufield back tonight
Someone tells stars fans why we shouldn't kill ourselves today
>>154459494>Ingram-Jarry
lmao Darnelle Nurse had a better +/- than McDavid
>>154459574Hockey doesn’t belong in Texas
>>154459574It is getting difficult to give a reasonDallas could've won a cup in recent years, but they haven't even gotten close, something has been missing, and I don't know what it is
I had to miss the meltdown. Highlights?
>>154459583i always thought it was weird that more players don't come from hot climates. what is better on a hot day than going into a skating rink for practice?
>>154459582uh oh stinky
100:0
Rangers are gonna sign McDavid and all his weird friends like they did with Jagr. Darnell Nurse can definitely be the millennial Michal Rozsival
McRapedretard
>signing a contract extension at a massive discount to get bounced by the Ducks in the first roundKWAB
go habbies go dabbies go my dear bro's knights
>>154459647Get that man a beanie baby, stat.
>>154459326Congrats on coming out, troon
>>154459669habbies and broons are my dream round twoers
>no matter what happens today, no Saturday NHL hockey whatsoever Fug :DD
>>154459706Carolina-Philly is scheduled to start on saturday
i hate that australian flag trooins fag so fucking much
>>154459647He clearly signed that contract just so his legacy isn't leaving Canada and being hatedNow enough people can say "he gave Edmonton 12 years, what more do you want?"But yeah, he's going to go to a big market team that's going to be coming out of a rebuild in the next 2-3 yearsI don't think he'll ever win a cup though, at least no as "the guy", it would have to be a ray borque situationHe's great, but not a winner, and I've ever liked the way he integrates with a team
>>154459706gary has blessed us with a flyers v hurricanes game on the 2ndfor him the first round doesnt need to be over
>>154459715>>154459722>>154459723Is that actually happening? Gary is fucking retarded if soI don't give a single fuck about either of those teams regardless.
>>154459717what did I do
>>154459647the contract hasn't even kicked in yet :^)
>>154459759people are saying conroy is going to acquire the contract
>>154459759Oh, you mean that 2 year contract?The one where he's more likely to be traded before it ends then Edmonton losing him for nothing as a ufa?If I'm an Edmonton fan, I'm hoping to trade him to kickstart a rebuildUfa walk is worst case scenario
waiting for the dilly cope about otterkwab
ALLEZ CANADA
the chayka hated kulaks
who's gonna sign pp merchant jason chinkbertsondude was a ghost 5v5 and didn't go hard on the boards
>>154459565>2024>above average depth, actually a real team this time>face peak Canucks in round 2, no easy path>grind through injuries >make it to Dallas for the conference finals>dominate them>Panthers in the Cup Final>thugs with intent to end careers, refs on vacation>get outcoached, down 0-3>peewee coach plays you 38 min a game>dig deep, will of god, claw back to force game 7>still lose>cry at your own wedding two weeks later>2025>trade away the depth scoring, bring in grit and prayers>4 Nations Face-Off, best players on the planet>carry a bench full of cup bums into a gary bettman gold medal game>beat up, exhausted, win anyway>immediately back into the playoffs>Panthers again, but this time with cambpell's LTIR manipulation>same thugs + new asshole, less resistance this time>coach panics, plays you for 30+min again with different linemates every shift>no miracle comeback, no game 7 magic>just gone>cry at draisaitl's wedding'26>Stuart Skinner traded away, Jarry brought in, immediately falls apart>emergency call up Ingram from the AHL>trade away failed pieces for garbage packaged differently>scoring depth erased>Milan Olympics in between all this>breaks the all time Olympic points record>13 points in 6 games, named tournament MVP>Crosby gets hurt, has to carry the captain's C too>does everything humanly possible to carry cup champions way better than him>silver medal>come home exhausted and beat up>are my limbs intact? cool let's lace up>Draisaitl out for the last 14 games with a knee>about to lose playoff spot to the sharks>somehow still make it>McDavid on his last legs limping every few strides>36 yr old teammate runs his ankle over>fine, it's all in the head>one last dig with puckwatching teammates>DIES
>>154459880his wife is the absolute jannetty to Leons shawn wife too kwab
>>154459880>>does everything humanly possible to carry cup champions way better than himIf by that you mean tried to play the hero in OT by constantly getting stripped off the puck on zone entries because he tried doing it all alone then sure.
>>154459880Good summarization, buddy can't do it alone, people are always jealous of the talented.
I ignore every 50 line post on /hoc/ maybe one of them was a sick poem or something
>>154459911i remember him setting up celebrini and mackinnon all throughout the game, i counted 9 easy scoring chances. he was frustrated and fell apart. the rest of the bench left him hanging that's not on him. no hero pucking if he had a reliable roster.
>>154459929literally no one here will read that post
>>154459286Thank you Gary!
>>154459880>2024>Gary desperate for a canacuck team to win a Cup>laffs still a pile of dogshit, no matter Gary's efforts>Switch to soilers, yeah that'll do it>They're Laffs-West>get shit on>2025>rinse and repeat>2026>soilers are lolcows
lightning need to find a way to win tonight if they want to make it to the next round
>>154459948what is the point of wearing a mouth guard when it is literally never in your mouth
>>154459948Your team is shit and run by a retard.
>>154459970zoomers gonna zoom
>>154459929>>154459943tourist niggas scared of words HAH
>>154459706Cope there are a lot of must win games on Saturday
>>154459999checked! looking forward to it
Oilers need to hire her as the new head coach
theres always next seasontheres always next olympicstheres always next life
thoughts?
>>154460026evander kane is no more, and darnell nurse is married. she won't enjoy her time there.
>>154460032Hand rubbingly good
>>154460032bing bingswild about children sunbelt sunbelt retardsretardsbravo gary another banger
>>154460032we are gonna see something unreal in rd2
>>154460058is someone finna say the word
>>154460032utah/buffalo is the goal
>>154460032>obese_gary.png
> Report: Matthews, Nylander made specific demands during Maple Leafs' exit interviews> "We want Bieber as assistant coach."> "Shower time is our time."> "Can we bring back Mitch?"
>>154460066The actual demands werent any more realistic
Top 10 players drawing penalties this playoffs. (McDavid and Draisaitl are last with 0 penalties drawn.)
>>154460079tear it down
>>154460089getting outdawged by the true goat
>>154459880Holy cope!
>>154460032Habs and Buffalo will be good
lights will guuuiiide you home
>>154460064My Rags will take the cup
they shot a bud won oncein my hometown
how do we fast forward to tonight's games? is short term cryo freezing STILL not an option?
TEARS STREAM
Dabre-'roos!! :)
>>154460247Me on the left
>Unfortunately, Connor Bedard won’t be able to dress for Canada at the upcoming Worlds>Really wanted to go, but was told the best thing for next season was to rehab his injury and skip the event. So that is the decision. -Friedman
>>154460306rest well bedussy
>>154460213yucky
>>154460063Based beyond belief!
If Buffalo loses I will kill myself
>>154459880I think they should have kept him.
>>154458644Thanks for the collage. I’m happy my post was included :3
>>154460357they wont
vgh.,..
>>154460213Agreed. Will be just as if not more kino than Wild/Avs.
>>154460058this is true I'm ready for this round to end tonight gimme to r2
>>154460357Me? If they do, I'll just end up getting hammered piss drunk as a skunk. But there's no way they blow a 3-1 series lead...right?
>>154460241drinking
>>154460384
stupid STINKY finns OUT
me on the right
we love finns here
>>154458644BUT HE WAS THE OLYMPICS MVP!
>>154460420also won the cuck-shite despite losing the final
>>154460416cutie :3
>>154458644gotta be the most uncreative and corniest forced 'cap i've seen. not moved.
>>154458644honestly all of this green arrow caps lock funny reaction image posting seems so performative and gay, like a bunch of girls or orangutans performing for a treat
The Ducks are mighty. I think they are going to win the cup
>>154460441t. didnt make the screencap
>>154460441what was once a pure response to an event so entertaining it needed to be preserved for posterity has been turned into a collection of obsession for choice teams some chose to hate
Ewwww these niggas skating on a mountain full of cum. GAYYYYY
>>154460433>laffs
>>154460407cope /hoc/ loves our Finnish brothers
With Quinn Hughes being the most Jewish player in the NHL, will bettman gift him a cup? He already won gold, so to get both in the same year would be a huge win for israel
>>154458644Too many "haha's" not enough original insults
>>154460466>laffs
>>154460306He'll be going naked
>Samir vpn engaged>Repeat: Samir vpn is engaged
>>154460463Carolina???
>>154460463>Veg-ass>25% chance to make the Finalslollmao even
>>154459286Kill Buffalo too for good measure
>>154460495He’ll be a big locker room presence
>>154458644>noooo you can’t feel sad that your team is losing haha I made a screencap mocking you for supporting your team This is why people don’t post here anymore
coward
You post enough for everybody, Samir.
>>154460506smackdown is on toknight so are the knights hampage got cancelled though so it wont be on ever again kwab
Wrestlefags begone
no more oilers qt posting :(
>>154460523You are samir
E-God board
McQUACKED
>>154460556why is he squinting
>>154460568he has asiatic dna like you
>>154460553>laffs
>>154460556roman board1
>>154460587you're right i do eat too much sushi
One of Gary's (female) interns fucked up again. There's a second round game scheduled before the first round is even finished.
It is quite literally impossible any of the four ref to call that a goal on the ice. Not one of them was within 20 feet of the net and 3 of them were well above it where they likely couldn't even see the goalie let alone the puck. Now as a result the oilers lost instead of triggering a game 7 that the Edmonton would likely win.
>>154460620i thought the oilers lost 4 games?
thanks for the easy medal, burgers. can't believe you fumbled it that hard
can we make a non-playoffs version of /hoc/ ?
>>154460620you say everything but "the puck didn't cross the line"and we both know why
>>154460620Have you taken a bouchebomb to the head?
>>154460650we can call it good hoc
>>154460652Even if the puck did cross the line it’s impossible for the refs to have seen the puck and call it a good goal.
>>154460609There would be no hockey on Saturday so the intern made the right choice
>Rocket tickets are 9 bucks a piece for tonight's gameF.
>>154460660They didn't call a goal though until after review
soon
>>154460674That sounds like a good deal. How much are hot dogs?
https://x.com/i/status/2050228814614286394Where were you when Canadian hockey died?
>>154460683They called it a goal before the video reviewed it. Making it harder to remove the goal as they called it a good goal on the ice so the burden to prove it wasnt a goal was put on the oilers.
robertson is kind of a pussy tbqh
Damn that was fast!
>>154460709oh no :(
>>154460709No one knows what that is
more like kwabler cup
>>154460620>Edmonton would likely win.Jen, kek and lol even kwab
>easyland
>>154460693betard isnt going. too injured and dead and rehabbing. mcdavid wont go either because it will be admitting hes washed failure. he can milk imaginary injury sympathy if he claims he cant go because of it.
>>154460734casual
the spengler cup is millennial-codedzooms wouldn't get it
>>154460709>Where were you when Canadian hockey died?I wasn't born yet and I'm a boomer.
Who’s getting eliminated today? I think only the BoltZ are heading to Cancun
The day the music died
>>154460791With the current pattern that series is following the Bolts are winning tonight and losing the final game. My money's on Boston personally. Mammies could go either way.
BlotsGaybresFurry Elephants
>>154460808A 7 games series is my prediction as well. Both teams are evenly matched. I agree with you on Boston, they’re struggling and seem too weak to force another game
>>154460752cannot thank ameribros enough desu
Told you Wild would fuck the DallASS sideways, but you didn't believe me.Now I'm telling you they will do the same to the A(v)SS.
>>154460854a swede would know about getting ass fucked sideways.
>>154460860hey-o
haha imagine him shirtless and oiled up lol
>>154460860bodybuilding bros... we got btfo again...
>>154460860
>DULLASS STORS>DULLASS STORS>DULLASS STORS
oilers goaltending is saved
>>154458644thank you
>>154460931i, too, could send out kuch for 20 mins a night and collect ez jack adams
>>154460931>musethats the tool singer, not muse
>>154460906the problem is they have bouchard, nurse, wallman, ACKholm and couple other human pylons that make up like half the fucking salary cap. there is not a single goalie alive that could save this dumpster fire when you face a 2-on-1 every fucking shift without fail. look at some of the goals last night. bouchard failure at center ice. walman fuck up on bluelline and half asses back only to go straight to already covered man while kreider scores free one timer. no one can save these when they happen dozens of times per game.
IT WAS HER TURN
>>154460710I don' recall any ref doing the arm thing
these asstards keep talking about >muh leadership >muh charismaguess what? the power of friendship won't win you cups. get with times. fossilfucks.
>>154460965I think you need a friend :)
>>154460960gary made the call
>>154460931Ruff should get it, Q deserves to be a finalist but too many redditors have votes
>>154460965reffing is the only thing that can win you cups. if you are allowed to cheat, like punch people in face or injure multiple goalies, you can easily win.
>Bruins>Canadiens>Knights
>>154460885Nobody thought they were contenders. Their door shut a while ago and they struggled in the regular season
Why does he keep playing for such an "AVERAGE" team as he called the Oilers
>>154460994eddie guerrero genny
>>154460993MSL has done a good job with that shit roster.
>>154461003the superstar curseeventually you get so good they can't afford anyone else
>>154461015the dodgers dont seem to struggle with it
>>154460996Retard
>Katz will do a full evaluation of management, coaching and players in the next few weeks. Once he decides who stays.IT'S HAPPENING
>>154460994Your team is shit and run by a retard.
REMINDER that edmonton could've drafted wallstedtbut traded their pick n chose xavier bourgault & luca munzenberger instead lol
>>154461015McDavid took a below market contract specifically to help the team win a Cup. They proceeded to light that savings on fire by using it on more shitty goalies.
>>154461023they don't have a salary cap
>>154461041Don't forget Walman's 7x7
>>154461037well i'm sorry for not having a gregory campbell whose papa is the vice of the nhlstupid as fuck whore
Imagine doing this
>>154461023they spend more on pitching than entire rosters
>>154461041don't forget about trent frederic, who they will either buy out or move with a pick to a rebuilding team
>>154461038if edmonton had hughes, faber and brodin on d then a child could goaltend
>>154461053>stupid as fuck whoreYeah that's your GM.
/hoc/ niggas be arguing with ai generated google response lol fuck outta my genny tourist nigga
>>154461041>>154461058He literally just does it to himself.. noone else to blame
>>154461058jack hughes would have done the opposite
Oiler fans, what do you think of this trade?Sam Montembault, Quentin Miller, LJ Mooney + 2nd round 2028 for Zach Hyman
>>154461065dang they shoulda tried to get quinn hughes
>>154461081don't recognize any of those names tbhngl
>>154461058to be fair there aint much to spend on in Edmonton
>>154461023No salary cap in MLB. Still need to *build* a team, just throwing money isn't a guarantee for success.
>>154461109>mests
>We realized that.. maybe having a woman as assistant coach for your team is a horrible idea
>>154461058Why the fuck did he do this? Who cares if you have a cup or not at the end of the day. 7.5 million so /hoc/ wouldn't make fun of him
>>154460463>shitass knights>winning
>>154461121now she can move right into my bed
if edmonton has oil why are gas prices so high? can't we just buy it from them? canadian money isn't even real
>>154461058if you think he took a paycut, you dont understand how athletes circumvent caps. shit like the ape hoop player having a tree planting job for 28 million are common as fuck. free million dollar condos, vehicles, airplanes, etc as well as wife getting jobs or donations to their charity scams all go unreported. mcdavid got paid. its just not on the books.
>>154461121She's replacing Craig Berube in Toronto. You didn't hear this here.
>>154461121built for evander kane
>>154461140You already have more than enough oil for yourselves
>>154461143>shit like the ape hoop player having a tree planting job for 28 million are common as fuck.They got caught though. McDavid doesn't need to circumvent cap because Timmies will give him 5m for a 30 second commercial with Crosby and Natedawg
Free McDavid of the very average Edmonton Oilers.
>>154460965Did you not see how close the Panthers were the past 3 years?Those niggas were close buds, and would die for each other No other team is like that right now
>>154461165houston oilers bros we are so back
>>154461173>Crosby and Natedawgthey're not doing anything together ever again. i saw how pissed crosby was at him and makar after their sell
>>154461138She is looking for new opportunities anon.. Who knows you might get lucky.
>>154460693This is a real tweet from bedard btw
>>154461177nice, I wish I had close friends haha
>>154461177close buds can't kiss!~
>>154460498What the hell is wrong with Carolina women?
For me it's Emily Kaplan but 10 years younger
>>154461058KWAB
Gary thought it was important to send me this notification.
>>154461193come to vancouver bb girl <3
>>154461140because they are dictated at a global scale, and a certain nation did they very thing every player did when playing that nation in wargames
>>154461221>global scaleis that what your mom uses to weigh herself?
>>154461196alright man
>>154461216Gary treats his best customers well
>>154460996thanks gay wizard
What's next for McDavid?
>>154461275the rope, im afraid
LEO CARLSSON IS THE GREATEST PLAYER EVER
>>154461275>>154461216
>>154461275hes gonna do what marian hossa did except not eventually winning
>>154461275Retiring cupless and childless in a decade
All of Canada cheering for my Habs tonight. We can do it.
>>154461275him and crosby will host an espn special on The Decision and form a super team in utah after converting to mormanism. the magic underwear is th ekey to success.
>>154461310>hasbeens
>>154461206They're like the Roman's
>>154461275CRASHING THIS PLANE
>>154461310>proceed to lose 2 in a rowc'est la vie
>>154461275>>154460693
>>154461318>laffs
>>154461310bud gave you know who the stick in 22
>>154461343another shit team that will never win
>>154461033Who is kitty Katz
>>154461325The plane already crashed on lottery night
>nurse - 9.25 million pylon>jarry - 5.375 million to not play>campbell - 2.6 million to not play>bouchard - 10.5 million pylon>eckholm - 4 million pylon>walman - 7 million pylonat least mcdavid and drais took a discount.
>>154461374actually insane man they failed mcdavid so badly
>>154461374Ouch, that's not optimal.
why is Canada like this?
>>154461374Team is run by retards, what else is new The previous two runs were their only chances with reasonable contracts and good players.
>>154461403I really don’t even know what the Spengler cup is. Just play the iihf championship
>>154461403I work for the Laurentian elite and my job is to translate everything into French
>>154461403What even is Spengler cup? I'm aware of the name but does anyone care?
>>154461374free McDavid right now, this management is a shame
rampage is on hiatus
>stars in 5What happened there?
Canacucks should try to win a Stanley Cup first.
>leon signed through 2033
>>154461421comfy invitational tourny in davos during christmashttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z7CUKdhHuh0
>>154461433they got got
>>154461374It’s incredible how poorly managed they are
>>154461374So brutal. You really are a chump if you take a pay cut only for your retarded GM to go give Campbell 25mil and Wallman 50
>>154461433Whatever the result we'd all lose
McDavid will end up going to the >kongs or >rags s'cap this post
>>154461502He will be back in Toronto before long making 25 milly
>>154461433pp babbies
>>154461439>Sweden is almost never invitedth-thanks
>>154461374>Frederick - signed for 8 years and completely invisible
>>154461509is he bringing ryan nothing-happens
nmd was begging nill to re-sign benn kwab
>>154461206which episode of heated rivalry was this? i binged the entire thing 3 times and dont remember it
>>154461206love my zesty rat
when does edmonton play?
>>154461509>lets build a roster around an overpaid choking centerDid Toronto not learn from the last time they did this?
>>154461533entire lineup is brutal for cost. hyman is basically a checking forward after one 50 goal season where everyone made fun of the leafs for letting him go. i could get 20 goals standing in front of the net with mcdavid and leon bouncing pucks in off me in regular season.
>>154461569the play the no milly dillys on hampage tonight
Test
>>154461569They’re playing golf this Monday
>>154461502if bettman makes the choice I agree (99% likelihood) but if he has freewill he would join my habs (<1%)
>>154461594edrones OUT!
>all relevant European domestic league winners>Calder Cup winner>College all-starscould make for a fun meme tournament every year, although I'm not sure if the college kids would ever win
>>154461403They can't lose if they don't enter.
>Series 2 begins Saturday>Series 1 can end on SundayFUCK OFF GARY
>lose series >get finedKWAB>Dallas’ Mikko Rantanen has been fined $5,000, the maximum allowable under the CBA, for cross-checking Minnesota’s Kirill Kaprizov.
>>154461640Gary has done his life’s mission of turning the nhl on apehoop slop
>>154461640Would you prefer for there to be no hockey on Saturday? Because that’s the alternative
>>154461665
>>154461714Yes I would.
>>154461723gay swedecuck is gay kwab
>>154461275being traded to the Flyers
>As for what is happening in the world of reality for the Maple Leafs in 2026, they are working hard to get an agreement done with Mats Sundin to supposedly head up their hockey ops department.Wtf?
Some Habs kino in the house of commons
>>154461774frogs should have been deported when we won. now we have to put up with their retarded noises all the fucking time.
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>>154461206>>154461564The rat really got over Bergeron quick
>>154461818>posting gay american fantasiesnothing ? about it
>>154461774>exciting season
>>154461774>*conquered by 3rd world jeets*>GO SPORTS TEAM!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rWGetzLJV_gcrossing the floor
SSCAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR!
for me, its Chris Drury
>>154461822Who?
bud1
I used to play as belarus in nhl99 because I thought the name was funny
>>154462005just like our dominick
>getting mogged by the slavsGuess we are getting a Czechia vs Slovakia final.
>>154461994Lewd
>>154461916Bret screwed Bret
>>154462018I bet they drink lots of white russians over there
>>154461714they could not schedule my habbies three Sundays in a row for starters
>>154461818You can (not) hero puck.
>>154462120true its the Lord's day
>>154462129exactly, and I should be resting up from a 7pm (no later) puck drop from the night prior
>>154462141based sensible bed time keeper
>>154460931what did megamind even do
Makes me sick that up-and-coming teams like the Ducks, Flyers, and Habs were instantly rewarded with joke matchups against washed-up husks of teams while the Leafs' young core were essentially condemned to a seven-year gauntlet of cup finalists right off the bat every damn year.
apparently it's summer already
Least rigged Czech IIHF tournament. 5 penalties in a row. Might as well just add the 6th player permanently on the ice.
>McDavid, you are now an AHL assistant coach
>>154462233haha whoa!! epic!!!!
omegalul so funneh>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f1fKnjBkAQ4
>>154462217damn, slim willy was sexy. he looks all bloated and out of shape now. does he have a drinking problem?
>>154462217If you couldn't beat contenders in round 1 you weren't going to beat them in round 2 or 3
>>154462236ESL?
>>154462241once they gain independence, this will all seem like a bad dream.
>>154462217Have you ever considered that they were never contenders and that hype and marketing led you to believe that they were ever going to contend?
oh it's friday already?
>Quinn playing dumb saying he doesn't remember his first 2 career playoff goals.>Journalist: I don't think you should remember your first goal>Quinn: Why?>Journalist: Because it eliminated the Wild>*Walks out*Throwback to the 2020 NHL Stanley Cup Playoffs during the Qualifying Round held in the Edmonton bubble. Vancouver eliminated MinnesotaKWAB
>>154462217That makes the laffs the joke matchup
>>154462217"toronto will win the stanley cup, it's only a matter of when, and how many...provided they figure out how to build or trade for a viable back-end"
>>154460931No brainer for Ruff.Tampa will join the pens in the off season soon.
>>154462280>quinn do you remember your first two play off goals? you tell me. >so you don't know
>>154462217Dunking on the >laffs aside, it doesn't bode well for the Habs that they're struggling this hard against a fossilized Bolts team missing Hedman. Buffalo will feast on them if they make it through.
This is the last good year to the Lightning win another cup, right? I don't see how they get better next year
>>154462337there've been no good years since 1952
>>154462217IT WAS HIS TURN
>>154462337they're washed
>>15446235022 had a good day but just the one
See y’all tonight for bombston’s elimination. Gunna go play xcom2 and listen to creed until then
>y'all
Yes
Gunna go play budcom1 and listen to jamiroquai until then
>>154462408this ones getting a hell yeah from me
>>154462408>>154462423Get a room, fags
bubblin'
Real schizo hours.
>>154462233McDavid is too autistic to coach
simmerin'
the power of friendship always wins
> Report: Maple Leafs Rejected by Heated Rival in Bid To Hire Their GM>they bottom for the guy>still get kwab'd>laffs
>>154462533Hutson looks like Norm
Question is...does Sid go into coaching now hes done?
I should do something with my life
>>154462241is the dominant anaheim defense in the room with us right now?
>>154462555Don't laugh at 9/11
>I think we deserved to lose today
>>154462580They have a dominant 1D and a 4th line that harassed McDavid all series, it's the rest of the defense that needs work
KWAB soilercucks
>>154462408Based
>>154462609the west deserves to lose for importing these "people".
>>154462082That part.
>>154462640all Draisaitl's fault btw
>>154462619imagine if the laffs had a defenseman that could lock down like that.
>>154462533Cute :3
>>154462609stan bowman is not bussin
sweden scaaaar
swedes tie
SKÅÅR
>>154462783...until he goes to tampa
>>154462559He’ll probably become a hermit in Nova Scotia
>>154462812kek this is me
>>154462783
Gary's script is coming over the fax just now. You're not gonna believe this.
>>154462951let me guess, all 3 series tied 3-3 after tonight?
>>154462961Nope, only one. Guess which.
I ran the draft simulator and it told me this is the most probable outcome.
>>154458644all those posts were me btw
jen's face :(jen's legs :)
i save my best posts for r/hockey
>>154462796>tampa
3v3 hockey is stupid and boring
this is panful
>>154463071either MTL-TBL or VGK-UTA. most likely the former if it's only 1 thoughever
THOU ANCIENT, THOU FREE
Our habs in 6 tonight
swedish win!
>bolts>sabres>knights
actually it'shabssabresmammies
>>154463159>What are shit teams
>>154463163i meant teams that were losing, but you're probably right actually.
How much does Gary get paid and how much does he give to charity?
ive already picked out all the swede busts ite all of them
>>154461121She apparently refused to shower with the team. Not surprising there was no player-coach bond there.
Soon.
>>154462619>expect a goal
round 2 starts tomorrow
>>154463201as it should
>>154463190She is going to the pwhl, she is gonna get dyked HARD over there.
What kind of name is Alexander Command? He better be a Captain.
>>154462645king
>>154463201why? that;s fucking retarded
>>154462645You should see what Mel Gibson had to say about her.
>>154460531wtf i was just about to post this
round robin tournaments are stupid.
>>154463235French family maybe
>>154463246I hope it wasn't antisemitic.
>>154463246>>154463267nice samefag buddy
i really liked mel gibson in die hard
Problem for the frogs is if they lose tonight, they know it's over.
Does /hoc/ have a genius idea for the next thread? I was going to post the kangaroo with the Sabres shirt :3
>>154463275how you so smart?
NEXT THREAD IS GONNA SUCK
literally gonna be a (swedish currency) millionare if it's Wild-Sabres final with Wild winning the cup
>>154463378Wild/Sabres would be an awesome Final
>>154463348soooooo..... the average thread
>>154463408two canadian teams basically
>>154463378I’ve got that finals matchup but I think the Sabres will win
>>154463338I think that’s a cool idea :3
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>>154463163Gary demands at least one game 7
