Friday, May 1>19:00 BSTShaun Murphy vs John Higgins>StreamsFree: https://freestreams-live1c.pk/BBC iPlayer, Eurosport, TNT Sports, Discovery+ and HBO MaxSaturday, May 2>10:00 BST Wu Yize vs Mark Allen>14:30 BSTShaun Murphy vs John Higgins>StreamsFree: https://freestreams-live1c.pk/BBC iPlayer, Eurosport, TNT Sports, Discovery+ and HBO Max
gwan wu
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>>154461179Previous Thread: https://archive.4plebs.org/sp/thread/154443940/
Zest
Just had a massive shit. How did Mork win five frames in a row??
>>154460592Hondry was gigabased until he fell for the goonbait which made him divorce his hagwife. After that he bacame a complete loonie.
>>154461179Anyone have that webm of Yeezy riding a horse?
At what point here do I bet the house on a Wu win?Lad is just having a bad afternoon, still going to demolish sleepy mark
yeah this is the shit that happens when there's no desi in the desibox
When is Wu starting to play properly again?This shit ain't normal. He either hits and pots any balls or just misses everything.
>>154461344It's called bottling
stop bullying peggy, marclel!
>>154461344>or just misses everything.so this is normal, in fact?
>How much is slightly please
Wouldnt be a bad thing for Yize if this frame takes ages and they have to come off before playing all of them
this frame
Now we're finally back in propah snooker territory
Now this is snooker.
RERACKRERACKRERACK
The only thing which could make it even better would be one behind the lemon.
RERACK FFS
This doesn't happen too often but there needs.to be some sort of rule to get out of this
go on mork finish him, he's a mug (of warm water)
yeah you tell 'em, marclel!
really don't like how jizzy ist playing this. Doesn't even try to put real preasure on mork
Snooker terrorism
the problem here is Wu is too polite to ask for a re-rack, which Mark almost certainly would agree to. but Mark's not going to request it himself since he's leading.
we're wading through molasses lads
This is what we pay to see, I bet Hendry is absolutely seething
>>154461544If Marcel had some balls he would force it
Hendry status?
>>154461544Mark leads with 30 points, why would he agree to that?
rerack, but they'll start the frame over tomorrow
Just tuned in. What the fuck is going on
Turns out this semen slurping sport is for me after all.
someone needs to record this frame, speed it up into a 45 seconds clip and post it in the webbum thread.
Lmao they are cucking Richard Osman's House of Games.. GOOD
Like I have said many times over the years: Mark Allen is a snooker terrorist and should be banned from the sport.
GWAN snooker
Mark "can go all night" Allen
RERACK RERACK RERACK RERACK
>>154461570because it's a stalemate, and the social pressure with paying customers.i guarantee he would agree
>>154461585Mark Allens house of frames
This framr further affirming the only non-awful ending to this terrible WC is a Murphy win
Why is the cuck ref not stepping in?
Hendry spitting fax
>>154461605lel
Based Marcel keeping it going
Dat clappingLMAOPURE CLOWNERY :-DDD
sarcastic cheers and claps in the Cruciblewe've got a football rabble on our hands
Those three reds around the black have formed a shield, I think.
Why are the mongs clapping each shot?
JUST SMASH THE FUCKING BALLS IN THE CUNT
>>154461627Why wouldn't they? This is a joke.
I reckon even if you smashed this pack the black wouldn't go in
>beat record for longest frame>rerack either wayHow based would this be?
>>154461444>man made fadesit's against the will of the snooker gods
not a single sport got this
Rerack time, I think
>I dont't careGive him hell, Marcel!
>>15446160510/10 lad
SMASH THEM
Marcel is losing control
Don't make Marcel angry
Marclel can't tolerate this crowd, he'll cave and force a rerack
Fuck sake just rerack it.
Shoot-Out tier crowd right now
>woooooOOOOOO WAAAAAAY
>it's a proper shppt-put atmosphere out there
For once, having the crowd react is a good thing.
LmaoWu actually enjoying this shitshow.
i'm sure this happens semi-regularly, and the ref tells them to sort it after about 10 minutes of this shitis he retarded?
Sack this hapless referee.
Marcel needs to be demoted
>>154461684>>154461681He's just giving the people what they want
>>154461676His mask of sanity is about to slip
>>154461681ref is shit lad. no bollocks on him
There are no hard rules for rerack.If one player does not agree to it, there is no forced rerack.
umpire needs to throw out those fucking gwanners
NEVER RERACK
Even less reason for Allen to rerack now lol
This is Cinema
Did he just say paki?
LMAOIT'S OUT OF SITUATION NOW
if Allen had balls he would have sent out some reds from that corner a while ago
>>154461689Why is the word black capitalised?
feel like im trippin snooker balls
it's mad that he's made so much about this frame when he was flying.should have requested a re-rack himself half an hour ago
>>154461729His balls are all cucked by the black
>>154461711Funny thing is Allen has cucked himself here. He should have just reracked earlier Yize looked out of it.
How long has this been going on lads? Only joined 10 mins ago
THE ABSOLUTE MADMEN
LmaoMark Allen has only himself to blame.He has played that game as well of pushing the reds to that corner.
"This is the dark side of Snooker" - Hendry
PUREZESTFEST
>>154461763prefer not to say
Oh my god if Wu actually wins this frame
>>154461740every color is capitalized in the rules, chud
>>154461763forever
DO IT WORACK HIM
Should have let him rerack
Now make a different stalemate somewhere
Allen must be seething (at himself).He had the flow with him, opponent has not potted shit.
He should have just taken the rerack, just gave him the opportunity on a plate
>the Norf Ayyrish state of Mork
>>154461781
Is this now the second longest crucible frame ever?
>>154461809with an asterisk
I just switched it on to see if it was still going on, and then one shot later the stalemate ended. You're welcome.
Kino ending now
KWAB
>>154461831
>in 6th of 8 frames>evening sesh starting in 40 minutesmorked
>Frame time: 1:15:00 L.m.a.o.
>>154461851ump cucked out to the gwanners though
Why did he do it? (pot the black instead of rerack)
>Woo
Selby will be fuming if he loses the record
>>154461876
>"You thought it was over?" lol
ITS OVER WHEN I SAY ITS OVER
WE'RE IMPRISONED BY FRAME 14
this is cinema
domestic terrorist mark a.
does this happen to any other sport where they just cut it off or switch channels?
The black is home
lollmao even
>>154461927Most sports can't run over the timeslot like Snooker can
absolute meme frame
meme shot to end a meme frame
WE ARE SOOOOOO BACK!!!!
WTF
KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO
We could be anything so we become zested.
>>154461689>stalemateis it really a stalemate though if one player can just keep playing safeties forever and win on pointsseems a bit unfair to force a re-rack there
>>154461936>endyeah about that
100 minutes incoming
break him Wu, break his moralemake me rich mullet boy
So they just play 2 extra frames in the first session tomorrow?
Wu didnt want it to end
>snooker frame longer than a game of footy
127 Minutes: The Billy Bobbins story
>>154461966snooker > soocer
There's the full time whistle!
Billiard Bobbins III
Painful death to Mark Allen
>>154461996I believe these are the exact words used by Reanne to her divorce lawyer
Do they let people leave? How long until members of the audience start dropping because they lack the endurance for this pure snooker.
>Allen passes to Wu back to Allen , back to Wu. Wu holds it. Holds it. Holds it...
I think Stephen Hendry's dead. He hasn't said anything for a while.
imagine if this was the first frame of the session
Can we make it to the two hour mark
Not sure what Wu is doing.
Mark Allen did nothing wrong
ho lee fug
>potting a ballAgainst the entire ethos of the sport that.
fuckin ell
GWAAAAAANNNNNNN!!!!!
>>154462006You're not allowed to imprison people against their will. If they want to leave, they just have to ask you to do it quietly. And you can't go back in after you've left.
WHAT A SHOT BOBBINS
The great escape
148 points have been scored so far this frame.
>I'm glad it's over.
>12 minutes until snooker
Whi was at fault here, be honest
Based Wu. Love that guy
>>154462074Marcel
>>154462074Marcel, he shouldn't have interfered
Can both players agree to null a frame?
one of the best frames I've ever seen> embarrassment to snooker
ten whole minutes until the next sessionwhat the FUCK do we do lads
Davis says it was an embarrassment to snooker and should never happen again
>>154462074Marcel, he should have interfered earlier
>>154462101Hes right but it was kino
>one frame >almost 200 replies excellent
>>154462074Ref for not intervening and Allen for not breaking the deadlock sooner/timewasting. He redeemed himself with that joke later on though
>>154462090If both players agree, they can have a re-rack, where they stop playing, put all the balls back and start again. The referee also has the power to order a re-rack if he thinks it's impossible for either player to make progress. He didn't this time, and that's why it's his fault.
why do ex-pros always hate fun?>red-ball dreadlock >meme-minefield>badsame when some guy runs on the track in F1. it's fun
Close enough, welcome back Mark Selby
geezus all those """experts""" being sure that Allen would have won the frame If he'd agree on a rerack named to fucking die
>>154462101>>154462110They should make a new hard rule then to avoid this.Give players immediately only 3 shots each to resolve it or automatic rerack no matter the points difference.
>>154462100smoke a lil crack
>Three Germans
>Outzesting Selby vs BingtaoGame's gone
Desi would have never
>>154461689>Marcel in charge of identifying a stalemate
>>154462174and yize isn't even zest certified. sad.
>>15446219030 points difference, Mork shoudl've tried and avoid this situation and actually develop some reds
>>154462224>30 points behindwu yize should have tried to avoid this situation and develop some reds so he could score
>>154462234probably but a rerack was also in his interest
is he still vegan?
Sleephen Hendry
Mr Rob is brining in the latest herd
>>154462287
Why is he so miserable?
>>154462306He's Scottish
>>154462224Bullshit. He should have asked the ref to tell him when it is his last attempt before the forced rerack and then pick the spray and pray approach going full stephen maguire on that red pocket, scattering the reds all across the table, taking the 7 points penalty and replying on that jizzy doesn't clean the table.
>>154462257saw a recent pic of him and judging by it I say Yes
>>154462161There's more.
>go out for a nice walk >miss a 100 minute frame Wew
>>154462314he gave him 3 attempts on top of letting the foul/miss play out
Has anyone ever fallen down the stairs?
shorn baby shornshorn baby shorn
>>154462324>remaking your own filmbased
Fixer from Wishaw
leave the commentary on full blast
chaos again
Anime.This is me watching the last frame from the afternoon session, so it's obviously /sp/ related.
Kyren on comms ahhhhhhhhhh
What a shambles. Host the tournament in Saudi Arabia
a John-Wu final would be absolute cinema
He may have gotten away with that (again)
>>154462381How are ya, Ronald?
i like when someone whistle after a bad miss
>>154462381>t. Judd
>>154462335three attemps to what? to a pot? to a foul? to any score? to get a few reds out of the corner? If yes how many reds and how far out of the corner? like I said: ask ref for a warning; cannonshot on the redsMarcel acted like a douche to cater to a pleb audience. I was enjoying this.
marcel is just there so they can forfill their gender quotashe's like a male flight stewardess
>>154462381at least they'd be clueless and wouldn't dare to booh during such a frame because they'd think this ist what real Snooker should look like (they'd be right; by accident but still)
>>154462338
A new /147/ related game just dropped. Can (You) sing the Song of Wu?GWAN MY RIGGA
>>154462407
>>154462426does it still count towards the gender quota if you hire a bender?
John suddenly can't hit a single potWhy would that be?
Ooh bad miss for John, so unlike him
Well done John
R I GIG
>>154462452that counts double
>>154462456he moved to a brand new house
>>154462456
>>154462439I don't speak Wuese, sorry.
>>154462456he's looks tiredpeople forget shaun isn't over 50 and is a technical millennial. he's not going to suffer the same from exhaustion
My biggest fear before the afternoon session: Morph and Mork moving on to the final and Morph winning.My biggest fear after the afternoon session: Morph and Jizze moving on to the final and neither player getting a stroke
who is this guy? i saw him the other day too but haven't seen his name anywhere
How can we watch "normal" snooker now? After all that commotion?
>>154462426>forfill
>>154462524He is known only as The Gentleman
>>154462442Reminds me of are two British Roses, but I can't find the webm right now.>>154462524Berry :D>>154462525It certainly replenished vitamin C in my organism.
>>154462524Joe "the gentleman" Perry
>>154462537>you DO know it's now spelled shorn right?
>not knowing who two time ranking event winner, Joe Perry is.
>>154462574i dont think i understand what you mean
>>154462565ii googled him an i have to say i thought he looked a bit vampiric. maybe he was drawn to snooker because they dress similar to vampires
GWAN TATI
>>154462602It's actually spelled Shaun
just hand him the frame john
>>154462575And current Seniors Champion mate.
Not sure I have the stomach to watch Shorn win the Crucib Owl
>>154462689No need to worry. Shaun has enough stomachs for us all.
Seems I’ve missed some absolute cinema going out this afternoon
>>154462643is that related to forfill?
>>154462682ynr the channel switching over during the final frame
>>154462713Just a shame it wasn't the evening session. Could've been in for a post midnight finish.
>>154462689>doubting
Does he have the best cue action?
>>154462718yes i misspelled it on purpose for fun and it got an reaction so..
>>154462442Why was he angry?
>>154462774https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=3nu6aGcDeAg
there's a chance for a 147 here
>>154462767that rolls joint cue action
>>154462713Yes, but don't despair. Just watch the rest of the Wu v Mork match.
>>154462387lmao
>>154462795Scoreboard issues.... I think...
my dad said his cousin looks like Shaun Murphy. he digs out a photo and fuck me she's the image of him
>>154462822poor girl
>>154462795Second day in a row where deciding frame was to be played at a later time.
>>154462822Kek
Idea for show: Murphy’s Law, light hearted Sunday evening mystery series staring Big Shaun as a snooker playing barrister with a penchant for sleuthing
>>154462907>Murphy’s LawThis but make it a shit gameshow, he's always reminded me of Stephen Mulhern or the hefty bloke from the Chase.
>>154462774>an
>villain of the week is Steve Davis in a variety of wigs
>>154462953and different ethnicities
snooker
>>154462943>>154462799
>that snookerGranite.jpg
I think that 14th frame was a good experience for Wu.Proper character and match toughness building experiencefor a young one.
>>154462907Spin off series titled "Free Ball" in which Jack Lisowski has to overturn Graeme Dott's conviction.
Shorn keeps losing frames he could've won
ok how u bottle that after that yellow
>>154462992Lmao but who plays the judge
>>154462852yey
Everything's just gone wrong today in the snookernot good for my anxiety
>>154462765wonder what denise looks like today
I think this match will go to 18-17
>>154462942>or the hefty bloke from the Chase.Mark Labbett, "the Beast", has some controversy where he married his cousin or something. So I see what you mean.
>waiting for the cider
>>154463127obviously
>>154462907Higgins' Heroes - stars an older emotionally vulnerable John Higgins grooming exciting young Asian prospects into a dark and seedy world of snooker-related crime.Kingpin of the shady underground organisation known only as 'The Syndicate' can John continue to successfully evade the WST as the wheels of time slowly beggin catching up with him?
BEST OF 13
>>154463264
>>154463264>getting memed by the media team
yet more proof that snooker isn't real
>>154463264lel
>>154463316Is that a naked Tati?
>>154463154I’d fuck with that
>>154463331
>>154463336Is this official sloppa?
>>154463336>his sponsor
>>154463154>series finale is him and Denise sitting in a greggs while i'm gonna be (500 miles)plays in the background>yan bingtao walks out of bathroom>cut to black
>>154463331just imagine...
god i love you /147/
Surely Jhon isn't losing the next frame in an odd and unchararacteristic fashion, right?
papa smurphy
>>154463455>>>154463471>jhon John Higgins if here were an impoverished colombian youth
>>154463455
>>154463513Kek
>>154463513>Mister Allen, the rera->MY 30 POINTS LEAD!!1
>>154462809No; you’re thinking of Ding “the Magic Dragon” Junhui.
>>154463513Stare too long into the pack of reds...
>>154463513why didn't he just simply eat the reds?
>>154463336>>154463513
>>154463264How quickly did the fastest ever best-of-7 match finish?
>>154463325This looks like one of Francis Bacon’s screaming popes.
>S H O R N T U R Y
Shorn's smile and zest: restored
*nods at you*
>>154463648would guess there were plenty 4-0 matches being shorter than 1h40or do you mean bo7 going into a 'cider in under 100 minutes?
What was that??
troon shouting?
GWAN JOHN
What did he say? I was coming back into the room and didn’t hear what got shouted out. Was it a simple GWAN SHAUN, or was it something less offensive than such a sentiment?
>>154463726see >>154463719
Surely there's some kid in China that can leave you snookered after breakoff at will, right? It can't be that hard
>hohn jiggins
SOON MAY THE WELLERMAN COMETO BRING US SUGARAND TEAAND RUM
>>154463745Yeah but can he do it on a cold rainy night at the crucible theatre?
>>154463727Reminder.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hM6N-92cr700:20
>>154463664kekthe streams were really broken for a whileI have no proof, but I suspect barry hearn had something to do with it
>>154463745This is what players have been trying for years, and it served some people very well. Islam’s brave Shaun Mufti has devised this new break-off which leaves the balls all over the table but leaves none of them immediately pottable, and it seems to be carrying him to the title. Assuming he wins the next two matches, of course.
Absolute ZEST
Why do snooker players get down on those kind of shots far too quick. Take a second, look at the angle, etc. I swear it's like a psychological surrender. Robertson done it against Higgins also.
>>154464030ronnie effect? gotta go fast otherwise youre boring player.
This is a proper tight world champs huh i can't remember so many close games as this in years
We’re all acting like Smurfy is definitely heading to the final, but Long Jeggings is 12-11 up and it’s the first to 17. He could reach the final instead. I feel like he deserves it less than Shaun, but the story of someone from the Class of ‘92 against a Chinese youth who was born in 2003 would definitely be the best story the final could give us.
>>154464030If Barry took a moment before setting up that snooker in the last frame, he could've been playing against Wu today.
>>154464061wee lad needs to pay his dues before sniffing gold
>>154464079This is why I want Mark Allen to win, and I don’t care how he does it.
H I G G A Z rise up
Setting up the score for a big rig.
Higgtury and a double bloody bubble
C'mon Higgins. No player has ever won the World Snooker Championship at the age of 50 or over in the modern era.
Wu wins
>Higgins will play better now that he's aheadhow retarded are these commentators?
>>154463455Same, you're always there for me
>>154464250>how retarded are these commentators?Well, it's England, so...
I missed the meme frame earlier, can someone summarize it in an image/webm?
>Nooooo I was just about to win you can't end the framePathetic
>>154464509
Here ladsWhat do you call a brazilian with a rubber toe?>roberto
>>154465112That made me chuckle more than it should have
>>154465112
BBC comments people trying to turn the long frame into a race issue
Today is the day Shorn is destroy.
Business idea: hydraulics in the table legs that activate sporadically.
>>154464547So they did beat that Selby v Bing (tao) frame. Not bad.>embarrassmentLiterally KYS (Keep Yourself Safe (very far away from snooker and internet)).>>154469246>ruined after Shorn leans on the table once
>>154467258I assumed they do that with everything.
I remember back in the day there was a snooker video game and when someone made a snooker they said "it's the name of the game". I think it was JV commentating, he even had his likeness in it and did trick shots. I sucked at it, always lost against players like Fergal O'Brien and Nigel Bond.
>>154471939I love potter (formerly snooker).
>>154471939I loved Jimmy White's whirlwind snooker
Morning lads, how are we? Still processing the fact that I missed the zestiest frame of all time. I'm quitting women for good
HAPPY HAKODAYToday is my 4th Hako anniversary. I've been listening to Hako daily - without missing a day - since the last day of the WC22 final, exactly four years ago.TEN MINUTESThey only managed to play six frames in the afternoon. If in the coming session they can't finish 8, imagine how good the evening one could be. Decider at 2:00.>>154472245>implying it's so easy to suddenly stop being a normalfag
>>154472245I'm in the same boat, I was playing football, when I could've been watching almost an hour of no pot snooker. Anyway, time for snooker!
>Foo FightersThe memory of ITV lives on
Mallen's mug. The mug of Mallen. WHAT'S IN THE MUG?! Is he on the turps?
>>154472370>I've been listening to Hako daily - without missing a day - since the last day of the WC22 final, exactly four years ago.What a Runnie/Jed final does to a nigga
Da fuq
Rob's marathon joke got me I must admit.
Let's hope they didn't blackmail Wu and Mork into playing faster.>>154472514I forgot to add the word "fateful" to that sentence.>>154472528>average /sp/ enjoyer
It is snook o'clock
>>154472528Did he steal that hat off Wakelin?
BOOOOOOOORIIIIIING
W U T U R Y
This table has some potential.
Nice trickshot by Mork. He's clearly trying to win the audience back by playing nawty.
>Whu
>>154472742I've always said having the audience on your side is worth a couple of frames at least.
Gnelf fly on the kubol
For me it's the child in the audience visibly agreeing with everything Ken says.
>>154472839woah he's literally me
Not been following but I have just heard about last night, what the fuck happened that was mad. Going to skim the thread for reaction to kino. Was it kino at the time or a just a slurper? Slurpkino?
>>154473107absolute cinema
>>154473107Best part was Marcel begging the crowd to be quiet
>>154472468god's work
>>154473181>ooooooooooooooooooOOOOOOHHHHHH-EHHHHHHHHHHe should've just let the crowd go wild with it.
Wuzie is going HARD
>I was going to say mojo but looks like he's got his Wujo back>no response
Business idea: young Chinese player called Wu Hu, walk on music Song 2 by Blur
>>154473107Unfiltered kinematografia.
Based Hendry bemoaning Mark's sportsmanship.
>>154472468cheers
>>154473230What's wrong with Mork's sportsmanship? Did he concede a frame while in need of less than 4 snookers?
qrd on this ginger lass with the beehive?
>>154473311He tapped the table when Wu got a century. Hendry wasn't impressed.
>>154473319She's just a meat suit the beehive wears. The beehive is in charge.
>Allel>Woo
>>154473353heavily misogynistic do better you cunt
>>154473531I'd still give her one don't get me wrong.
>>154473606Neil Robertson's let himself go.
>>154473319if it looks like a cunt, and talks like a cunt...
>>154473678but it's a breakfast cereal!
Elite break this
Why does Hendry always suck off the Chinese players?
>>154473818Because they're the best?
>two horrible blacks
Wunderbar
So many 140s this year
>snooker tourists
This cunt is better than Zhao
Need bingtao back so the class of '92 YCP regen trifecta is complete
>the florist of lanzhou
Can't stand Mark Allen.Not good enough at potting balls so he just parks the bus and grinds everything to a halt until his opponent has died from old age
>>154474283I love mork and morph
>>154474283Yes, he's quite baized.>>154474352Half-baized.
>>154474283>not good enough at potting ballsYet has most of the highest breaks in the tournament
>>154474283Allen and Selby are snooker terrorists like another anon said. They are the darkside, the axis of evil, the antisnook.
wu n-word0-0
>>154464509I missed the worst of it. It was a standard 50-minute frame once it got going, but apparently the first 50 minutes had a few minutes where Mark Allen took a considerable lead, then there was a stalemate for the rest of that time. Because Mark Allen was 30 points ahead, he didn’t want to agree to a rerack. The referee can force one, but he didn’t, so now he’s being criticised.
>>154467258What? Which race?
morked
Thank you Selby for inhabiting the body of Mork
>>154472468Holy based. It doesn’t even look that bad at this speed.
>>154472535Can you tell me what the joke was?
Wu wtf was that shit?
BEST OF 11
>>154464509watch it now you might squeeze it in before the next session
>>154474283Mark Selby used to play attacking snooker too, then he realised he could win World Championships by zesting his opponents. And people here love him. Mark Allen is just trying to win over that fickle /147/ crowd.
>>154474645He said something to the effect of last Sunday Sabastian Sawe ran a marathon in just 19 more minutes than that frame last night.
>>154474721Lel that is very valid
>>154474283The posters here like Selby's personality more than Allen's so they let him off for being a snooker terrorist. If Selby was Chinese they would let him off even more.
Reminder this sport is called SNOOKER not POTBALLER. If you're not zesting you're doing it wrong.
>>154474802Malding
>>154474802I didn't like Allen until he became healthy (lost weight, gained zest).
I will shit on my own bed if it's a Jiggins/Mallen final. Probably won't even watch it
>>154474894Just remember you don't have to post a picture.
>>154474894if it isn't in a cup we don't care about random poos round here>>154474834a snooker was named after the game of snooker not the other way around. if they had called it potballer, a snooker would be called a potballer
I ordered food again, scheduled for two hours from now. Maybe this time they actually deliver it.>>154474950Then what was Barry Hawkins named after?
>>154474894the best final matchup
Just 10 more sleeps until the Women's World Championships!
>>154475049
>>154475049It's Mink's year
>>154475123I don't see how she could win against Bai.
>>154474903Ding on the right?
>>154475180the power of manifestation, that's how.
>>154475183Either him or a young John Parrot.
>>154474969Because he's only got little legs!
Caam on Riggy Sirr.
Gwan
GWAN JOHN THE RIGOROUS
Let's fucking go
>>154476097I'm surprised Hendry can resist putting that mic in his mouth
>>154474969barry whorekins was named after the whores who follow him aroundat last, proper threats from the ref towards the phonefans
>>154476427left hand side, one from the top looks like a middle aged arnie
>>154476464Marcel has no fucking balls
Riggers...
>>154476370These Judd photoshops have gone too far.
>>154476370>drawing Jedd picking his nose
>>154476490If I had to be stuck on a desert island with one snooker player, I doubt I’d pick Shaun Murphy. But if I had to survive a plane crash in the Andes with one snooker player, Shaun Murphy would definitely give me the best chance of survival.
>>154476619you think you could eat a hungry shorn Murphy before he eats you?
>Shawurn myrrhfee
>>154476619You're assuming he wouldn't eat you before you've even regained your consciousness. That's very bold of you.
>>154476619but you might need to eat shorn on the desert island if there are no other hogs to hunt and who wants to live off fruit alone?
And there goes the advantage. It's over. I hoped John would go for the biggest rig in the final.
>>154476862Higgins is just conserving his energy
>>154476862it's useless to have John in the final these days, he's just there to fold and give the opponent a victory. I feel more confident in Murphy beating Allen.
>>154476940Trust the plan.>>154476947He can do what he wants in the final. The point is to remove Shorn. Any of the remaining three players may win, I don't mind.
Why is Shaun turning down easy shotsAre both players involved in the rigging?
Did Hendry and Davis both die?
>>154477131they wish
>>154476862Higgins - famous for his mischevious nature - is just making the Syndicate sweat a little. It's inspiring that after all these years he stil has such a zest for rigging.
>best if 7And they brought me my food this time, nice.>>154477196He's not doing this for money.
>>154477311He wants to send a message?
cam on riggy
>>154472468You know who would've enjoyed this frame the most?Ludwig Boltzmann
>Shaun "the pasty" murphy
>SmurphyLmao.>>154477359He's just a rig enthusiast. Doing it for the thrill.
>>154477448
>>154477520Creepy.
>no jumperman (the witness)
>>154477458>He's just a rig enthusiast. Doing it for the thrill.He's so supreme
>>154477591Si Jiahui (post acid attack)
Fuck sake Murphy
>>154477661he must've taken a wrong turn at the cruce and walked in on a syndicate meeting.... RIP
>>154477661>>154477752He's now in a place where he can watch all snooker tables in the Universe. Requiescat in pocket, sweet Kubol.
>9 hoursThat's like, 6 frames.
>>154477752as if he isn't invited to syndicate meetings
It's granite o'clock
>>154477819>He's now in a place where he can watch all snooker tables in the UniverseThe Marshall Arena's hidden basement? >>154477828He sets them up 100%
i love you /147/i've been watching snooker for years but i never sought any communitynever knew there was so much lore and shit behind the scenei've been blind so long
>Rig, Rig, Rig, Rig, Riggy, lay a little Rig for me>Rig, Rig, Rig, Rig, Riggy, he'll Rig but not for free> I havent had a Rig since the Masters> And now its the World's Semi> So Rig, Rig, Rig, Rig, Riggy, lay a little Rig for me
>>154477922it runs deeper than you could possibly imagine
>>154477957who's this guy?can i get a quick rundown?
>beeb pretending like winning a bo19 decider vs a lad who's almost falling off the tour is a feat of excellence
>>154477852Until it's 16-13. Then we pray he doesn't get a call.>>154477922The other half of the lore is hidden behind the Chinese language, unfortunately. They do have some very, very nice things there.
>>154477975That's Shaun Murphy, he used to drive an ice cream van and take all the freddos for himself before he turned professional.
>>154477986They're talking about Shorn v Fan? Lel.
>>154477922Welcome!
>that was the only fan you had as wellKen just buried JP on air>mfw i was a JP fan
>>154478070yeah they played the final break in the decider again... Any top sixteen player makes that break under those conditions. going on about it like it was some unforgettable break lol.
He isn't dead. We are so back.
Yep, it's a rig.>>154478115Doesn't need to be in the top 16.>>154478150Are you sure they didn't put his body in a chair to avoid suspicion?
Murphy is playing really good, it would be a shame if he didn't make it to the final.
>>154478286Why have we barely seen Desi this championship?
>>154478286he is literally new Pigham how can you say such things
>>154478197Weekend at Jumperman's
>>154478313I guess because she ref'd last year's final? Idk>>154478319He is fat, ugly and arrogant I agree, but he is still playing good and I sort of hope he or Allen win.
woeful shot from higgins, frame is fini.
>Oops I got that safety all wrong
>>154478150red collar in the morning, rigger's warningred collar at night, rigger's delight
Murphy could be a serial killer but hechas a Rolls Royce q akshun so i wouldn't care
>>154478419>>154478423
>>154478448>could be
BEST OF THREE
THREECIDER
>>154477975John Higgins was involved in a match-fixing scandal, but the case fell apart because the journalists were idiots, so he served a short ban for discussing it but was never proven to have ever done anything wrong. A spectator once got thrown out for yelling the allegations at him during a match. And Freddo bars are a popular UK meme because they used be incredibly cheap, and they are now more expensive, and this shows the state the country is in generally.
>>154478509Rex Heuermann vibes. No one on tour could stop Murphy strangling them with his bare hands
Granite shot.
N A W T Y
GWAN MURPH
It's over gg shaun
>>154478286We’ve reached the stage where that’s true of everyone, unfortunately. I would prefer him to win, but sending Higgins home after he took 15 frames off the best player in the tournament, even though Higgins is in his 50s now, would also be a moderate tragedy.
>>154478594Leclercq, Robbie Williams or Seethun would stand the best chance 1v1
>100 minute frame>10 hour+ semis>no 147s>mork vs morph finalworst worlds ever
>rigga
John has had the call it seems, needs Shawn to get to 16 before he turns it on
riggers eyeing that noisy git in the crowd
>>154478669The first three are good things
John, can't you stop rigging even for one shot?
>>154478657Julien Leclercq is 6'6 (193cm) but only 23 yohis lack of experience would be his demise in the octogon against Murphy
The play here would be to get the black over a pocket and then surround it with reds followed by 2hrs of safety shots. Wait for John to die of old age.
>>154478594Objective: eliminate target.
>>154478818Shaun will starve before that.
shaun murphy, the fat fuck
if Murphy's break-off is so good, how fucked would he be without it? the match is quite close
BIG DOSSER
>>154478811Barry needs to book this for some post seniors entertainment at the cruce
He literally can't stop himself.
>>154478717
>>154478881if Murphy's cue action is so good, how fucked would he be without arms? the match is quite close
Rigpill me lads is this how it ends?
I LOVE YOU TATIANA
I've placed multiple phones in the cruce and will continue ringing random ones at inopportune times for my least favy players
Has anybody noticed that this is another best-of-3?
>>154478931The Universal Sign of Rigging.>>154478937>the match is quite closeDespite both players doing their best to have Murphy win.
>>154478944Yes
>>154478944I guarantee there is at least an hour left of this match.
I hope Allen/Wu can beat him tomorrow. That's all I have left.
>>154479014Shaun getting beat by a YCP in world final would be cinema
Nice to see Hazel confirming Peter Ponytail and Morph have copulated
>>154479014The final ends on Monday, so I don’t have much hope of anyone winning it tomorrow.
>>154479014I'm afraid Mork will be cooked for the final after taking Wu for another couple of 1hr+ frames and going to bed at 5 in the morning.
>>154479059>have sex with ebdon >win the worlds Many such cases?
>>154479054Average YCP can't beat anyone in any final, especially the WC final. Zhao is the only exception.>>154479063But they could beat him tomorrow.>>154479080That is certainly concerning.
>riggins messing up the frameJust another reason to support Heuerphy
>>154479133and the other exception is Ding Junhui losing the final in 2016
>>154479138Did you post this in the wrong tab? Snooker Island is the other way.
Goodness, just look at the time, on this yellow, lemon-shaped clock.
Don't worry, there is 0% chance this doesn't go to a decider. Unless of course Higgins' standard of play dropped for no reason...
>>154479203
>ynr jegg will never get more than one WC
Not rooting for riggins to win Just want shorn to loseSimple as
>>154479203>>154479213The next session starts in 1.5 hours. They need to entertain us.
>>154479273Same desu
>>154479203Where'd you buy a lemon clock? need one.
>>154479316https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4pCf2RalbCs
Pizza's on the way LADS Comfy time approaches.
>>154478957
>>154479358Crazy
>>154478957is there a tier list of the judges ?
And one last rig.
>ohhhhh
>>154479365shaun you should be focusing on the match m8
what an odd miss
>>154479213Errrr John bros..... Not like this....
Job done
Coem in Shaun
>>154479427No. We’d never agree.1) All the women ones, including the ones who only do minor tournaments and are visibly incompetent 2) Big Jan (now retired)3) All the male refs except Banter Ref4) Banter Ref
>>154479563Do what?
>Please insert coin to try again
>>154479573S) Pellew
>>154478998I was just about to reply to my own post here with an apology. But never mind!
>Shauni Missitini
>Two can play at that game John
>>154479591HOWEVER
>>154479650I’m swallowing double here. Twelve hundred grand!
>RIGGER
John getting one last payday from the Triads running the illegal Chinese betting markets
Shorn the Destroyer of YCPs
>>154479653HOWEVER
Well played, John. You won once again.And we'll have to look at the ugliest mug in snooker for two more days.
Shant be watching Murphy vs Allen
GWAB MURPJ
>>154479747Those poor, poor Young Celtic Phanatics ;_;
Murphy Wu would actually be a good final.
It should be funny if Murphy beats 4 chinks on his way to the title
Yize has no chance against the Destroyer
>muh rig akshun
>>154479816And a spiritual one in Higgins
>>154479816Ok but what about the World Champs?
>>154479792It would be a good match in an earlier round, but I think 35 frames of them would be a bit samey. Murphy-Allen would be style vs zest, which would give us a bit of everything and make for a better final in my opinion.
>>154479792>Wuprefer Fu : (
>>154479845
That was such a bad shot
>>154479865>Murphy vs a Zesty Mark in a world finalHm.
>tfw Shron winning
>>154479905Which one?
>shorn 2nd cruce after 21 years, or>mork getting the triple, or>another new YCP champweird how life goes
The only non-bad ending is still on
>>154479954The last Higgins "safety"
SHORN WORLD CHAMPION
