Texas Motor Speedway>Friday, May 1NASCAR Trucks - 'SpeedyCash.com 250'Green flag: 8:22 pm/et on FS1, 167 laps>Saturday, May 2NASCAR O'Reilly - 'Andy's Frozen Custard 340'Green flag: 3:38 pm/et on CW, 200 laps>Sunday, May 3NASCAR Cup - 'Würth 400'Green flag: 3:43 pm/et on FS1, 267 lapsStrims: DD12, PitSport
>>154465296Will this Hocevar hype last?
>>154465395Only until Chili's jumps ship.
>>154465395He'll get a Hendrick/Gibbs/Penske ride in the next couple years and be the best driver in NASCAR.
>>154465395In our hearts
>>154465395>>154465427Once he and the equipment get more consistent he’ll be a force for years to come
>BeerCold>WingsHot>DenteRidden>TVLoud>FrensPresent >LETSFUCKING >GOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!
I drew this for you, /turnleft/.
>>154465690Very nice. Is the girl based on anyone specific?FUCK SPECTRUM SO DAMN MUCH BUT MY FAMILY USES MY ACCOUNT FOR THE MOBILE PLAN SO IT WOULD BE A DICK MOVE TO CANCEL IT RRRRRREEEEEEEEEE
>Friday night truggs under the lightsA recipe for kino
Adequate command
>>154465690Thats very cool. I would kill to be that good at drawing.
is that a bigXthaplug song
>>154465690Based and saved.
>>154465296MISSING THE START OF THIS RACE BECAUSE OF STUPID FUCKING FOIDS OVER AT MY HOUSE AAAAAAAAHHHH
>>154465735>SPECTRUMGay.
>>154465735>Is the girl based on anyone specific? I'm guessing that Asuka?
why isnt cleetus full time in trucks
>>154465735>>154465903https://nanoha.fandom.com/wiki/Fuka_Reventon>>1544658495 years of practice and other people get way better in way less time. Believe in yourself.
Please tell me you got a screenshot of that MS13 dude and his purple haired gorda.
>>154465880Pee on them to assert dominance
>>154465921It would cost him too much, to run the truck and in lost opportunity from not being able to youtube as much.Plus, it seems like he only wants to run superspeedways.
>>154465957
>>154465957No but I'm curious about an insane feminist being a Blaney fan.
>>154465983tats and colored hair can also mean white trash
>>154465975Thanks, King.
>>154465975Shit, that one of the Salamanca twins?
>>154466010He's replacing Muniz at Watkins Glen. Cranston is actually the shadow money behind Reaume.
GREEN GREEN GREEN TIME FOR TRUGGS
>>154465928I'll end up watching nanoha one day
Oh right, wet Texas = minefield
>>154466028kek
Eckes and Hocivar struggling to stay in the top 10...
>I don't knowHearty kek
why do the colors look so gloomy
>It will get better
Nice tummies on those ladies
Based cameraman getting some cuties in yoga pants
>kryle is washed even in a Hendrick truck
>kryleit's just painful to see>>154465427>Hendrickdoubt it, they're all in on corey day, and larson, elliott and byron will likely finish their careers there>Penskemaybe if he takes over the 2, idk>Gibbsthat's an interesting one, we know the 11 will be available soon, and stealing bamf from spire would be the ultimate fuck you>>154465690very nice
>KFBripperoni
>>154466182>I miss when we got free tendies and mac n cheese
>>154466182Fat Kryle looks like Chris Christie
Prime kyle busch would have a 8 second lead on the entire field right now
cawshun
SHITTER
How can I find and marry a sexy middle aged southern brunette woman who is slightly conservative?
>>154466283live in the south and be a useful man
>>154466302No
>>154466332then you will not get what youre looking for
>>154466283Move here, their pussies will start dripping once they hear your accent
>>154466333TriDubs of Truth
>>154466182>>154466218He looks like Tony Stewart.
CAM ON BAMF
>>154466389Big Tony told Kevin Harvick he was gonna run another truck race later.
>name is roads >drives wellBravo Lucas
Great racing.https://youtu.be/bpZvg_FjL3Q
If you let Corey Lajoie drive your racecar you are signalling to the world that you have a humiliation fetish
>>154466557My theory is that LaJoie brings discounted driver seats. Kaulig needs lots of driver seats.Like how Ty Dillon gets discounted engines for them.
lmao based BAMF
A FUCKING LEAF
That truck is butchered xD
That's what he gets for killing the squirrel earlier today.
>>154465296Michael Waltrip is a lil zesty
>>154466661I heard he's into twinks
>>154466661I heard he's into homosexual activities
>>154466661>>154466700>>154466717>Did you know I sat on the most poles in NASCAR history?
Dente: RiddenHurricane: WeatheredBitch ass: Mother fucked
Great race so far
Man, this is fantastic racing.
>>154466744Kek
>kris wrong
DAMN SHITTERS
>Zero carbon bio ethanol?
>riggs
Jerry Riggsing that back window
>it's gonna be oklmao
Is the rear window a critically component or are they just trying to avoid a black flag?
There's wings on the rear window braces, never noticed that before
based logirlies
>>154465296Hocevar has a great truck today
>>154467045ok but what about the art hoe on the right
>>154467045lots of qts in the crowd tonight
>>154467071Texas breeding at it's best.
>>154467055Dude is on top of the world. >MS13 bro was stoked.
>>154465852i was right
God damn this race has been so good tonight, I expect big things from ORAP tomorrow
Now this is pod racing!
Has Texas, dare I say, been engoodified?
>>154467396R fraid so
>i'm fast, periodwhy are women always talking about their periods
>>154467396Ill save my judgement for once Cup is over but this has been promising, a ton of 3 wide fights all over the field tonight
17 looks fast but its also loose
>>154467396It has always been good. IndyCar proved that.NASCAR is the worst about having a bad race or two and declaring track shit.Also, Trucks is once again proving it's the best package in stock car racing.
>>154467469Loose is fast.
>>154467501BAMF has been fast but glued to the track all nightI think 17 is slightly faster but it doesnt matter much if you cant keep a handle on the truck
>>154467532>I think 17 is slightly fasterI agree, but BAMF is controlling the race like a pimp. If a Buschwacker is going to win, it might as well be him. He's on fire lately. >KFB struggling to stay in the top 10.
>>154467482Nice revisionism. It's been 9 years since the reconfiguration. When it was new it was fucking terrible.
>81 - too many men over the wall
>>15446766881 is quite a lot. I think the limit is 5.
bitch ass motherfucker
Typical BAMF pit stop
Imagine if Carson had a competent car and crew every week
>Based BAMF cholo and his racefu
>>154467482The PJ1 did make the upper lanes that were supposed to wear in and facilitate multi groove racing in turn 1&2 unusable. It's finally fading away so the second groove is usable again. Nobody runs the high lane though. A reconfiguration to old Atlanta or Charlotte specs with good asphalt that can wear would be much needed.
>>154467810Give it a few years.
>>154467642>revisionismLike how they revised the track in 2017?NASCAR still couldn't figure it out and everyone was still calling it trash. Then Indy showed up in 2023 and proved you could run a good race there.
I dont usually root for cautions but LFG
>>154467876>Nobody runs the high lane though.Hocivar was trying to make it work in this race...
>>154467967Go back to your hole
>>154468005/turnleft/ is my holealong with your sisters cunt
>>154465296Let’s go BAMF!
as long as a cheatin yoder doesn't win i'm fine
>Mikey sees a bunch of dudes with no shirts>ahh... now this is a good time
It's over.
>He don't care.Big kek
>>154467931The real redpill is that Charlotte was the worst track on the 1993 schedule, and Bruton Smith intentionally ruined Atlanta and made inferior Charlotte clones so the original would seem better.
>>154467931Indycar only had a good one after 7 shit races.
CAM ON KRYLE
KYLEMOTHERFUCKINGBUSCH
KFB rising from the dead
>>154468041You glow, faggot
>>154465296I am here for the Bitch Ass Mother Fucker
HOLY SHIT ITS KINO
I can't believe I'm saying this, but I'm cheering for KFB.
FUUUUUUUUUUUCK
>finger>friesen
>finger
BAN ALL GRASS
Man, that was too good to last...
>>154468246He needs a win for his own sanity or it could get nasty.
>>154468287He just won a truck race a few weeks ago
>>154468265He got fingered
Winner roll
All I wanted to to go to bed by 11:00...
>>154468200Log out for a while little bro
>>154468323Thank God this isn't Cup
>>154468349Keep making 4chan Twitter
>>154468246i like him because he's the only driver still racing that i recognize from the 2000s
>>154468349>>154468398Why are you fighting kek
>>154468398Ive been on this shithole a lot longer than (you) and that isn't a bragYou're just retarded and paranoid
>>154468409I made a post about the race and the schizo told me to go back to my hole, whatever the fuck that meansFuck him
Back to yellow bros
>>154468409He kvetches about stock car racing in the general, split off a narcissistic IndyCar thread and then posts in turnleft.
Ahem...Fuck soccer.
>>154468601Agreed
Damn, after watching that recap, this has actually a nice recovery druve from Busch.
>>154468670Yeah KFB was the last person I though I'd see competing for the win
CAM ON BAMF!!!!
BitchAssMotherFucker
Hocivar on the 23XI juice.
he leakin
>massive wreckHow does fox miss this shit
These yellas are killing me
GREENWHITECHECKER
>shitter end
We jist got robbed.
Shitters have been cockblocking us all nightThe green racing has been 11/10
ogredime :DDDD
what the fuck was that crash
wat a moon
kino moon shot
>full moon affects the gripkek
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hVIBpw1qLXE
>hey anon why don't we show each other our full moons
>>154468808of course a woman would believe that kind of shit lol
>>154468796>>154468804We're going back, bros!
>>154468808More believable than the vortex theory
>>154468827I hope I live long enough for moon tourism (I won't)
>>154465296I hate Logano the driver but he’s got such a goofy personality I can’t hate him as a person
>>154468841The vortex theory isn't just about movement. The heat of the engines is the key component in altering local weather; the rotation directs that warm air into a cohesive column.
>>154468796>>154468804>>154468808Someone's ass is getting a full eclipsehttps://x.com/OTD_in_WWE/status/2032181966620053558
>>154468883
>>154465296Jamie looking at the ladies without their shirts on… hmmm
77 and 17 are gonna wreck each other
>Ladies without their shirts on
BITCHASSMOTHER FUCKER
BITCHASSMOTHERFUCKER
>cupdriverwinslol
Dente ridden.
LETS FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOO
RODEO LE DENTE
He should go park in front of the booba bleacher brigade
hurricane season has arrived
Well, I'm glad Hocivar won, but we still got robbed of a true kino finish.
>>154465296A star is born
Chili's suits are over the moon.
>>154469073
BAMFBROS our season has arrived.
>Honeycutt disappointed about 3rd to Hocivar and BuschYou hate to see it. He literally beat 25+ other cars and is the series points leader.
>>154465296Goodnight frens see you here tomorrow! Make sure to get some beer and tendies!
>>154469330If ORAP is 1/10 as good as this race itll still be kino
>>154465690Please redraw this with Carsons winning truck
Great race, very thrilling, was far more exciting than I expected. You know, because of the whole "only turning left" stereotype that one usually has before watching NASCAR. The Hocivar/Busch duel was something else.See you on the next one lads.
>>154469096LOL
>>154465296Bubba KWABace
>>154479889
>>154480027
BAMF on the pole
>>154465296Hocevar is sitting on the pole, which is a statement of fact, and is in no way a comment on the driver's sexual orientation.
Category 77 Hurricane has made landfall with a side of Tacos!
>>154481443Spire front row baby!
>>154465296Just found out BAMF doesn’t drink and it’s making me rethink cheering for him
>>154465395We'll monitor future races when half the field isn't taken out by Bubba and company.
>yes muh god
>yes muh americaalso>it's a brass band rendition...
>Wife is bringing me Japanese curry on her way homeComfy levels about to get off the charts here
>>154481965What's her butthole look like?
>>154481992I’d imagine not good after eating curry
>>154481992pretty standard in my experience
The oreos I ordered were supposed to be here by now... but they aren't
Gotta hand it to the fans in the stands to brave the heat to watch the worse racing in America at this shit track
>>154482143Great racing, great track. Post hands.
Just in time!
>row 13
>>154482153>great track >texas
>>154482172It's fine for orly and trucks
Observe. >>154465709
>>154482172Besides the cup series, it’s a great track.
ブギティ ブギティ ブギティ
Goddamn shitters can't even run half a lap. I'm turning off this semen slurping sport.
KWAB
they already crashing
Lap 1 Shitter
>Day>Sawalich>GrayTremendous crash. Nearly perfect.
It's going to be a long race, boys.
>big one in the first cornerLET THEM WHEEL OUT THE BACKUP CARS
>all the regular shitters wreckbased now someone wreck the faggot 88 car
Imagine if someone had flipped on the opening lap.
Will we ever be free from the piss tint hell that are official NASCAR broadcasts?
Indycar should go back to this track
i thought day was involved with the rest of the shitters but he managed to wreck by himself
>>154482303anon modern day indy fans don't even like racing at indy oval
I like the fentanyl car
>>154465296This is gonna be a shitter race and I can’t wait
lol texASS
Oh boy a wreck-a-thon
...wtf man
More shitting
Track is slicker than a greased pig.
taking swipes at the vette lmao
Meme race
They watched BAMF run the field in the top lane last night and thought they could do the same
Go out and hit the pace car>ok
HIT THE PACE CAR
nice save by the 87
>>154482380It’ll be worse tomorrow, it’s gonna be hotter
>big tittied blonde american flag making girl
Just like last night, the racing is good when its green
PUT IT OUT
Big hit
Goodyear hockey puck tires
>another one
>Austin Yellow
mini juan
>Perez and Scottpractically a lynching, how could texas allow this
What the fuck is wrong with the drivers today?
>shitter is an actual shitter
>>154482571Some Indian guys set up a taco truck in the garage and gave everyone double shits.
L O O S E
damn we're still in stage 1 and I already ate my whole pack of OreosIn my defense, it was a special edition pack, so there were fewer than a regular pack
>>154482865We're in stage break 1.
How fucking long is this yellow going to be?
>>154482963it was 3 laps to go when I tried to grab another cookie and there were none left
>>154483026Several drivers left the pit box for a bathroom break
could use some of that bbq right now
>>15448302615 lap tribute caution, one for each Zanardi win in CART
Damn good battle up front.
What the fuck is Zilisch problem?
>>154465296What’s the deal with JR Motorsports?
Texas has been so good when its green so farProblem is staying green
>>154483137autism
Microphone quality isn't good enough on these broadcasts to justify crank it ups
>>154483137He’s horny for Jamie Little
what the fuck does larson have to prove here? can't he just stick to cup?
debris
>>154483225The love of the game. (Actually it's probably for money and/or sponsor obligations)
How much did he get paid for that plug?
Wooo look at them boys wiggle
>Toyota having issuesIs that even allowed?
Crockerbros.. we got 4 stage points!
>>154465296Will Zilly ever be a good cup driver? Or is ORAPS his ceiling? Same for Love
>>154483581he just needs to be in a toyota
what the hell is with the lap amount in stages now?
>>154483742they're just throwing stuff at the wall and see what sticks (nothing does)
KINO
that's some racin' right there
KINO LARSON
Holy shit Larson what a move.>>154483581According to history, 100 races is usually the time frame for the new guys to figure it out and win. The team he drives for also needs to figure it out. He had great pace at the end of COTA.
>cup driver beats up on the shitter series
>>154483888Shitters sometimes need a final boss to benchmark themselves against
>>154484038there aren't 36 larsons in cup
Retzlaff is schmooving
Zillich just lost the right front
N
>>154465296Black drivers
I'm going to say it
>KWAB
>>154484536>weaving
I like Rajah
Next weekend they maybe going to the rod course but I’m going to the golf course
>>154484536U mean waterproofing?
>>154484587Can you play golf during the Indy 500? Sounds like a bucketlist item to me.
>>154484646>shanks the ball directly into a driver
Larson is so non-celebratory
That was pretty good. Wish Allgaier could have mounted a little stronger challenge.
>>154465296Larsonwinslol
HELL YEAH 88!
What is Larson's purpose?
That was a good race with some good racing. IDGAF about Larson, but I know Portugal bro is happy, and so I can be happy for him. Time for IMSA qualifying.
Another good race when green, Texas has been great this weekend
buschwhackerwinslol
>>154465296Larson is the most robotic, vanilla, and boring driver ever. He’s everything wrong with NASCAR today. No personality.
>>154484826To avenge his people for Hiroshima and Nagasaki
