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'stros
>xheehan
go go go
>doyercacas
>sheehan
Gays
GORM
glad this guy is getting off the pitching squad once snell returns
balk and a blast
I'm a cardinals fanatic now
Reds
watch your own game poodrepacos
What's wrong with the doggiedoos? My M's bootyblasted these berds!
doyerbros...
doyerpacos kek
>>154466271Chihuahanon is a mariners fan?
sausage girl has cursed the doyers
what does sheehan even do?
doyers peaked in April kek
Can I get a QRD on whats going on in the Doyers game, the genny seems agitated
>>154466257THEY GOT GORM'D
>>154466247lol, lmao even
It's time for Braves baseball.
dodgers are losing on purpose right now for entertainment purposes
HES NOT EVEN OUT OF FIRST INNING! JUST PUNT IT WITH BULLPEN GAME DAVE!
>>154466281there's no way that's a real anon
>>154466292>living in the pastSHIGGYDIGGY
>>154466292He won the World Series MVP by pitching a no-hitter in Game 7 of the 2034 World Series for the Dodgers
I STOPPED PLAYING PUBG FOR THIS??
I hope this faggot gives up 10 years. I don’t want to ever see him wear a dodger jersey again
>>154466306Is Ohtani gambling again?
>>154466301pitcher balked by not telling the ump he was pitching from the windup. there was also a throwing error then a 3 run homer
>>154466326I want her to use my face as a rocking chair
>>154466326he never stop, baby
>>154466331thank you based pacochad
>>154466326Sorry I only date tall white women. Womlets just get fat after getting married
30 pitches only 3 runs, this guy is on pace to give you a solid 3 innings and keep the game in the single-digits, should be nothing for the all time great los angeles dodgers!
The Yankees are cheating again.
kyle sucker!
>>154466348wtf now we have falseflaggers imitating falseflaggers?!?
>>154466372How are the Yankees"""cheating"""?
>>154466379>How are the Yankees"""cheating"""?how arent they
My Suxies are almost as hot as Hino-sama
Yankees.
>91mph 4seamer
>Kyle TuckerHoly fuck please bench this faggot along with sheman
kwab vs kwab
these yankee games are boring all they play are shitberg teams
>>154466372>>154466379>>154466384stop fucking calling me
>>154466379They're pitching is on the juice, or am I supposed to believe that Max Fried, who has never won a Cy Young, and some random kid named Cam Shitter are better than the Yams and Ohtahni? KEK.
why is the genny so civilized? oh the scrubbies already played and mest arent on yet
that funky munchy
that funky muncy
>>154466326wood sniff
Doggies clutch factor finally showing?
Muncy is unironically a top 10 player. Anyone who disagrees is just mad he worked a walk or hit a homer against their favorite team.
>>154466411Pick up fagget
what is wrong with vladdy?why is he such a kwabbist this season?
>>154466411no
>doyerpacos don't know max fried and cam schlittler
we still got it we still got it
>>154466411Bro answer I just need someone to talk to
Who cares about the Yankees? Everyone but their own fans knows they’re gonna collapse some summer like they always do.
garcia went half retard
>>154466468How is winning 94 games a collapse?
>>15446646827 rings faggot
>>154466468Yankees have never collapsed outside of 2023 due to Chavez latrine's poor infrastructure kek
>>154466497Based dodger stadium fucking over that mutt
holmes is such a bum
>>154466488>27 rings faggot
>tune into no hitter>its immediately broken upliterally every single time
>>154466507You're gonna be so mad when judge hits 85 HRs and breaks the A.L. record again
KISS THE RINGS FAGGOT
Why are LA Pacos so proud to be Mexican but would rather watch the Dodgers over Mexican Soccer?
>>154466515>posted it again awardIt doesn't get more clever the more you post it, anon, you're just seething at the 27 rings at this point.
>>154466497>Yankees have never collapsed outside of 2023Um...
>>154466523No hitters don't exist. It's some kind of scam.
>>154466541That's not a collapse, that's just steroids taking over lolz.
>>154466541>steroids>collapseFAGGets kek!!!
>>154466541>remembering 200XYou must be at least 75 years old to post in this genny.
remember when judge dropped that routine fly ball in the WS?
Espinal is batting as good as Tucker with only 2 game starts. Kek
well the rockies won
>>154466569oldfags will remember
>>154466538soon college kids will have been born after the last time the yankees won, nobody cares about the 27 anymore. zoomers weren't even alive the last time they had a "dynasty"
>>154466578season is over for my braves
hey gayves you want freddie back?
>>154466583>nobody cares about club accomplishmentsThis is what happens when your club has 0 accomplishments past 1986.
>>154466579was this more fun or last year's game 7 with blue jays?
>>154466608Step right up and gape the FAGGets!
Dodger hitting is ass lmao. We aren’t winning another WS
The berlin wall was still up the last time the mets won a ws. let that sink in.
>>154466608>mest
0 world series appearances in the last 10 years kek
Why is your 60 million/year guy batting 5th?
>getting dogwalked by shittsburgh
okermotor homer
barfie doos kek
>>154466608The mets couldn't buy a pennant against the Yankees back then and they still cant.
>>154466621They still probably wouldn’t fire RVS unfortunately.
>>154466217This is the braves team I expected this year
>>154466617game 7 was incredible but i wasnt even shitposting, laying in bed w/ phone falling asleep
c-can >we have O'Hoppe back haha
dammit phils
>>154466632Because the Jew in the front office forgot to calculate his BA under pressure. (ie Playoffs) Now he plays under the most pressure every game. A mental midget some would say.!
>>154466607yea nobody cares about 86 anymore either lol, what have you done for me lately
Thank you, Manfred, for allowing us to view this train wreck after our games are concluded.
>>154466666ya blew it
um he based
Fuck the Padres!
>>154466622Mets had to beat a cursed Red Sox team to win the World Series
Please never pitch again Sheenan you suck so much
fuckin coors
>>154466685burly blast
Fagget kek
>Sheman is a starting pitcher>still>on the DodgersYou would think the fucktards would have dumped this guy like Buehler and Jansen
>>154466696nothing to do with coors the pitcher is a bum he starts every game poorly
>>154466708would you rather sasaki stays a starter, or sheehan?
>mets vs angels
chimpout in minnesota
>>154466722Id take Kike as a starter over both those bums
It's CONFIRMED! Shohei is coming to the Mets in a trade package.
>>154466713nah holmes is usually pretty alright, he'll get lit up for 1 or 2 but coors turned that into 5
The Loo
>>154466751Maybe then they can finally sign Ryback
>>154466735Here's your World Series.
Wheeler looks like he was never even injured
>>154466761POO in the LOU
>>154466752Padres could sure use a guy like Wood. What do you think they would need to trade for him?
>>154466752Where are the Mets players?
>>154466735please keep my berds out of the bottom left PUH-LEASE
Flyover texas cucks getting put in their place rn, you love to see it
>>154466783Nigga got his ribs removed to throw the ball harder, it's not like he had TJ.
>poostin riley
>>154466776sounds about right
Riley beyond broken ever since his old hitting coach ded
>>154466735homosexual quadrant
>>154466827Chihuahuas are winning tho
Judgetahni
>>154466787
>>154466776Braves are overperforming but yes it will be Yankees vs Dodgers again
>TuckerRev up that bench
oh yea oh yea
>>154466783Nigga got his ribs removed to suck his balls harder, it's not like he had a BJ
>>154466836>hit .350 in spring training>season starts>hit about .190it's maddening, dude gets so up in his own head
>>154466735The phillies might not recover from Taijaun Walker's starts
Tucker triple play incoming
my braves are about to go on a 10 game skid
>>154466865Should be a good rematch, Yanks got a lot better and the Dodgers look about the same if not a little regression (not saying they're bad, but if you're at the top there's no more ceiling to reach)
>>154466888>Struck out LOOKING!
Tucker not popping out on the first pitch is a win
>>154466761>>154466787>>154466861
>>154466890>braves go on 10 game losing streak>phillies go on 10 game winning streakkino
it begins
>more jays fans in the stands in minnesota than twins
an AMEDIAN RBI slap
Amed is a staple for the Yankees
>leave the mets>become elite
come on marshy, just a bloop
The Yankees' shoe shiner is better than half the mets starting 9, let that sink in.
LOBgers
I have a question
the new york lolcows are starting soon
jesus fucking christ that was so loud marsh better be ok
>barves
RAYS WIN RAYS WIN
>>154466990yes, i DID fuck your dad. next?
Tucker is a Batting black hole. This guy adds zero value
>>154466990by all means
>>154467002
>>154467019Ok. Whats the difference between a wild pitch and a passed ball?
based sosa
>>154466998whitest atlanta couple
>doyers
>>154467009He's another Conforto; Dodger vets buck broke him because he played against the Dodgers for many years.
>>154466953They all look low IQ, I wouldn't want them in my ballclub
>>154467009I don’t understand why they signed him. They have plenty of minor league outfield depth and left handed bats.
mr manfred, a second okermotor bomb has hit minnesota
>>154467039wild pitch is when the pitcher throws it far away from the catcher so he has no chance. a passed ball is when the catcher couldve stopped it but fucked up.
In the past couple seasons my observation is that >our Doyers' offense catches fire when Ohtani homers or the bottom of the lineup strings together hits with smol bollThus far Ohtani is pigroaching hard and le $60 mil man is another Conforto so it's up to Pages/Muncy/Rushing to do the fucking brick laying
>>154467063oh ok thx
>>154467039wild pitch is the pitcher's faultpassed ball is the catcher's fault
why are the cards 'tators being so nice to sheehan
STOTTY
>>154467078oh ok thx
>>154467084we’re nice here in the midwest, for better or worseexcept chicago
the only thing mattingly is doing differently is bunting and letting stott/marsh hit lefty-leftywas that really all that was needed?
okamoto AWAKENED
>>154467113How does a condom wake up?
S T O T TTOTT
>>154467110Playing shittier teams helps
man the twins are having a bad nightI understand why nobody goes to the games if this is a regular occurrence
>>154467166lol yea I agree. I think dombrowski got nervous and fired thomson too early.
Camillo Doval just dominated the orioles. Is he back? Blakeball bros?
CARMILLO DOVAL JUST FLEW OVER MY HOUSE
>>154467189Although the Marlins are no slouches this year (comparatively) the giants seem cursed and retarded tho
Its time for another Mets embarrassment disaster class folks.
Dfa Jonah heim I don't give a shit who the next best option is idc when murphy is coming back for fucks sake get chadwick tromp again if you have to this guy's a mouth breathing fucking idiot
>>154467208stick it to 'em, dinger!
>>154467234shan't be watching
put that mets game on and enjoy late night baybaw kino the way only east coasters can
>>154467254do you expect that ginger mick to be any better at challenges?
a WELLSIAN jamshot dump
>barves peaked in april
>>154467234i don't really watch mets games, but please someone post funny videos if they happen
>>154467208
>outman>gets a base hit
>mest peaked in may 2025
>>154467291Yes now that he got glasses actually I do
Mets are such a fundamentally miserably fucked up team. Frank is right. There is ZERO chemistry in that ball club. There is no leader. These guys hate each other.
I don't know which is more pathetic, Sheehan or this offense
BEN RICE RICE BABY
The worst part about playing the Phillies is how they treat every victory against us like they've exorcised a thousand demons every time they beat us even though that's quite often. They're always shitting their pants that some sort of black magic will be afoot against the Marlins, even against this legendary bullpen management.
>>154467321Saved.
RICE KEEPS THE LINE MOVING FOR CAP
>>154467048>>154467057It’s cringe when I see online posts calling him, “King Tuck”. Fucken fairweather fans
Baseball should be abolished if this keeps up.https://youtu.be/Jcho1-m4wXU?si=Fnx226csjsBRRUP6
A rare Red Sox win tonight.
>>154467349That scene of bo bichette earlier in the week says it all. I've never seen regret like that that wasn't tied to a playoff loss or a game that caused missing the playoffs or something like that
I think Chadres should win today!
JUDGED
>>154467349>Frank is rightThat mentally challenged lard barrel isn't saying anything that a six year old can't seeIf I didn't know better I would think the Mets are being shit on purpose so Manfred could point to them and say "see high paying teams can be shit too, a lockout won't solve anything"
>>154467288let's go x
>>154467224the braves and cubs are both in the top 5 of teams right now, and they played them away ffs.
Fuck Emmet Sheehan.
>>154467409Nope, they're entering a slump.
>>154467349and? The 1977 Yankees hated wanted to tear each others throats out. They still won 100 games. The mets just don't have good players.
>>154467349They do look like they hate each other and I hardly watch their full games
>>154467430>the Mets are being shit on purposeOH I'M LAUGHIN'
>>154467394Now 3-2 since firing CoraThat is a .666 winning percentage which puts them spiritually FIRST in the AL east btw
>>154467464>Jesse Jackson F
walkkami
>>154467436The Phillies got swept at home by the braves, cubs beat them 2 of 3 in PA
>>154467464god can you imagine how clean the coke in that clubhouse was
>>154467486i didn't even know he was sick
>>154467430>If I didn't know better I would think the Mets are being shit on purpose so Manfred could point to them and say "see high paying teams can be shit too, a lockout won't solve anything"I said the same thing of the phillies. Script to say see high pay isn't bad!
mfw the most exciting Japanese player to watch atm is on the fucking White Sox
>>154467495I know, but the bulk of that losing streak was against those same teams away
Are you enjoying the games?
Why the fuck is Benintendi leading off? Looks like yet another guaranteed loss. Sweeping the Angels is fool's gold.
where's McLean? why is Scott pitching tn? did they skip Nolan?
>>154467528Only because they lost 4 in chicago lol. Not a good excuse
the 1977 yankees won the world series
>>154467541Games?
>>154467541not this one, no
>>154467347hopefully the glasses help him hit above .230
>>154467559You sound like you're panicked
>>154467559I thought the same thing, but he's starting tomorrow
>>154467408pic/vid?
>>154467430>Manfred could point to them and sayGenuine question. If half the owners band together and demand a lockout, and Manfred and the other owners say no, what happens? What's preventing a mickey mouse season from taking place anyway with fewer teams participating?
>>154467566the phillies were sleep walking to begin the year and played like 14 games against 2 of the best teams in the league lol, dombrowski panicked because he knew his offseasons have been shit
>>154467576well right now we barely have more than a prayer to look forward to when watching these games, so it's nice when our ace is on the mound. makes things more palatable>>154467579ah gotcha. hey, what did you think of Eephus?!
Murakami please stop doing that, you could get hurt
The Yankees won again and have extended their winning streak to 6 games.
kek here we go
Bryan Flyover getting shelled
Yankees won.Start spreading the news!
>>154467584manfred works for the owners
Man, Ohtani is fucking useless
>mest
smith good challenge
teo pls
>getting raped by the cardsname a more doggie doo feel
>>154467637early jitters, that's all. now Chris will get us to 5 innings without giving up another run :^)
Fate bends reality to prove Andrew Fillipponi wrong about everything. Henry Davis is suddenly good out of nowhere, just because Fillipponi said he was a definitive bust.
>>154467581I'm phone posting so I can't get it right now but it was on the 26th after they got double headed and double dildo'd by the rockies he was just sitting in the dugout after game 2 and basically looked like a guy in a romance movie who lost the love of his life, or a drunk outside a bar who just dropped his last cig in a puddle.
Will Smith is terrifyingly great with ABS
Teo please do something, because Fucker sure isn't gonna do shit
>royals scoring 3 in the first inningDid not see that coming
>>154467619really really good film, I loved itit was funny as fuck in parts, but I didn't expect it to make me feel sad too, it was surprisingly heartfeltreally well shot, it was significantly more aesthetic than I expected it to be, great flick
doggiedoos thought they were threepeating
>bases loadedtucker pls
What a fucking AB from TeoToo bad Tucker will gidp in three... two... one...
Rev up that Tucker double play
>cuckerwe're cooked
>>154467723>>154467663>>154467658>>154467655>>154467652>>154467639nobody gives a shit about your west coast team, sorry
it aint lookin good bros
Here comes the Tucker GIDP
The mets are already losing.
>>154467707hell yeah, I knew you'd love itthe guy that played the umpire/commentator was such a great "will-o'-the-wisp" type. the spirit of the love of baseball. him quoting historic players was so kinomakes you want to join a beer league yesterday
>cucker>schmucker>fucker>sucker>ducker>badlucker
>>154467759seething flyover
The Houston AstraZenecas
Tucker you should’ve taken the hit you pussy
Fill'a me
>>154467779>pucker
i'll take a sacfly i guess
chip away doggie dooooos
k e K
APOLOGIZE
Even playing against a team thats equally as shit as them the Mets are still losing. I woke up at 3am for this shit! Why did my father support this team honestly
>>154467819he probably saw some very fun and good seasons in his day
>>154467819kek God will reward us for our faith through suffering, Metsbro
>>154467819tbf Angels were looking pretty good before they ran into the buzzsaw that was Pope Sox
IVE BEEN A NASTY GIRL!
>>154467815where do the dodgers find these hidden gems
>>154467815>a sac fly is like winning the world series to kyle tucker fans
Psychogang FUCKed the doyers!!
>>154467841KING TUCK
>sac fly>jokes on you I was pretending to hit a sac fly
>>154467819Your father was a potato farmer, Red Sox fan who got mindfucked when Bill Buckner made the history-changing error and gave the Mets the win in 1986. Just go back to being a Red Sox fan.
>>154467833Reward a faggotry team?!
I been goonmaxxing to late stage Yui Hatano all day as a tribute to Japanese players in baseball. that girl can go deep
TAKE YOUR WALK KING
I don't think anyone would complain if balks were removed from the sportThere's
>>154467768yea man, he was great, the whole cast wasthe whole thing is comfy, being on a team like that would be so much fun, kinda made me feel nostalgic for something I've never even had kek
JJJJUUUUULLLLLIIIIIIOOOOOO CUTS THE LEAD IN HALF
As a baseball fan, how do I get a girlfriend like this?
>Already losing
Emergency discord meeting!!!
>>154467851>>154467840>>154467841
>>154467887Balks are great when they help my teamBalks are terrible when they help your team
>poodres
>>154467870for me it simply has to be Kamiki Rei
I mean.... I guess we got the pitching count up for them white soxiee....
>>154467887t. doyerbalko
>>154467948BASED DODGERFANS
>>154467948KEK
>>154467948Why are dodgerfans like this???
>>154467888it's never too late!
>>154467870Late stage?
>>154467948>The post that mindbroke the doyer dynasty
EVERY TEAM has at least 12 winsExcept the Mets, who are still at 10 and probably will remain at 10 after tonight
I just realized Dryer is still pitchingJfc
DELAUTGODBAZZGOD
>>154467948I GOT THAT DODGER DOG IN ME
POODRES KEK
>>154468002NGOD-272find u a girl who kisses like this and lets you hit a frozen rope for an inside the park home run
>>154467948Non-Dodgers fans won't know that they do this during the 7th inning stretch every game.
poodrepacos kek
>>154467870There is something about Mikami Yua's soulless plastic lined face that turns me onIf nothing else she has good fashion sense
HELP ME TOMMY E
>>154467948
shut the fuck up doyerpacos
>>154468107 Post her
Where’s blud throwing to
Holy fuck our pitching is such dog shit
>>154468107agree. great body hot (if plastic) face. but kisses like a newborn puppy. girl gotta learn to get some mud on that uniform
I’m sorry but jav is dogshit and you’re a weirdo if you goon to censored porn
>gave up 2 runs>2 more on base>still only 1 outwtf did the tubby Japanese guy wake up the Pope Sox or something?
>>154468180the pixels are gay but the girls are cute and actually make out heavy
The White Sox have the pope on their sideThe padres are using the holy name in vain
>>154468179>watching porn for kissing You’re either a woman (YWNBAW) or fag.
>>154468128
>>154468194Murakami isn't even that fat, he just has a broad face
>>154468213>questioning the mets bugchaserWe know what he is
>>154468213>not enjoying intimacy in porni can tell you've never been loved or else you'd want to recreate that feeling when you're in a dry spell
>>154468047What is this vanilla shit I thought you meant she bimbo'd out or started doing [REDACTED]
>mest defense and run prevention
>he watches studio pornngmi
>>154468128Just search her name she's pretty well knownOddly I find her tiktok reels hotter than the actual porn
MURAKAMI HOMER
BIG FLY MURAKAMI SAN
>>154468253she def bimbo'd out. look at that recker
>>154468281OH SHIT I WAS JUST JOKING!
GODKAMI
>POODRES BAU BAU!!
>mest run prevention againplenty of errors to go around this dogshit teamThe predictions were right.
incredible stuff lads
ALVAREZ YOU FUCKING ASSHOLEWE NEED TORRENS IN JUST LET ALVAREZ DH JESUS CHRIST ALMIGHTY
HOFFMAN FOR GOD SAKE
reminder that david stearns flew to japan to scout murakamihe said "nah we're good"
>>154468297Yeah she inflated her tits but it's not egregious, nor is the ass twisted out of proportion.
>>154468244Kissing and creampies is peak climax I agree. But watching kissing to get turned on is a kin to wanting to cuddle an escort
>pinch hitter KimLike this blind twink can do anything
Nice fielding Mets lmao
Really?
>>154467556APOLOGIZE
Man the White Sox offense looks like a new teamToo bad their pitching is so bad 6 runs is still a dangerous lead>>154468337To be fair nobody really expected him to do this well right out the gate
Just put the ball in play and let the Mets inflict self-harm
>>154468342oh if you want extreme bimbo take a look at maria nagai and red-eye raylan>>154468344eh i just think kissing+fucking is hot to see in porn because i find it hot irl
Ok yeah this game is over it's literally fucking over I'm gonna watch more gilmore girls.
Our new owner really need to invest in a Hitting Lab. Really bad when Murakami has more HR than our entire lineup lol
SOUTH SIDESTAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAND UP>>154468360Schutz is good stfu
>>154468344no, it's really not
>>154468378Schultz yes. Blowpen no
MURAKAMI WITH THE A.L. LEADING 13 HRs
Who’s getting Murakami at the deadline?And don’t just say the fucking doyersI think the Mariners have a need for him at DH/3B and have the farm to make an enticing offer
I'm not worried about this one, there's plenty of time left. Dodgers can and will win this!
Is alvarez betting against this game?>>154468371I DON'T want more bimbo, you just made it sound like something had happened. Quite frankly there's no way someone can shoot literally thousands of jav films and still be sane. I'm just curious when she'll finally snap.
>>154468344I like it when the girls on top and shes passionately kissing the male talent
>>154468405Nobody, and especially not the useless Mariners x
so why did David Streans, who is by all accounts an intelligent and reasonable ban, go to Japan to personally scout Murakami, passed on him, and then decided to sign a 40-year-old 2B who can't stay healthy to play 1B while making like twice the amount the MLB HR-leading Murakami is making?
>>154468400Tied with Judge and Alvarez right? He's incredible
>>154468405he wants to be a dodger tho
fuck this gay ass team
>>154468405he ain't moving bub
>>154468406Fucken Kek
>caught lookingL O LOL
ktani
a SOTONIAN mosquito fatality
>>154468418I dated a Japanese cougar for a while. amazing sex (pretty much available 100% of the time, submissive+nasty) but she was psychotic. accused me every third day of cheating on her with one of her "rivals"this was a 45 year old woman mind you making $400k/yr with 2 WFH network engineering jobs
>>154468426> muh biomechanics
kwab
>>154468424>>154468449laughing jerry reinsdorf.jpg
>>154468424>>154468449Are the white sox really stupid enough to keep him?
>>154468332Is it really a hoffman outing without multiple runners on base?
>>154468449faggots are annoying, huh
>>154468518they're desperate for marketing
>>154468486God that sounds amazing. I’d trade my boring ass white gf for that in a heartbeat
>>154468518huh?
>>154468486Women hitting 40+ will drain your balls if you’re younger and got the stamina. I had a white MILF who would dress hot as fuck for me anywhere we would go. She knew exactly how to make my dick diamonds
>>154468518what possible better value could they get?
>>154468518They held onto Robert Jr. for forever.
Why are non yankeefags watching baseball? Talk about a waste of time
>>154468518He's their shot at getting a slice of the Ohtani market
>>154468518new to baseball?
fuck it. selfie time I'm bored. rate me
insurance pls?
>>154468557god i miss that trashy little barfly
>>154468575kek
>>154468555When your team is shit you’re supposed to trade your few good players for prospects, this is baseball 101
>>154468557the unlimited creampies are god-tier. but it's complicated if you have feelings for one another while knowing you still want biological kids. thankfully she made the decision easy for me>>154468554trust me you'd get sick of it regardless of the sex. peace of mind is priceless. plus her kid was a weirdo
>>154468596
>>154468449>>154468424You actually think you can keep him past this year's deadline? It's not up to you.
>alvarez heroball swingweavepuppy had a point
Lmao the Doyer bullpens have been so shit the last few games
This Brad Keller guy fucking sucks.
>>154468424what he say fuck me for?
>my phils won another gamewut?
>>154468613t. Pirates and Marlins GMTell me will Skenes also go to New York like Cole?
Why do they still believe in this Build A Latinx with a fake name?
my boys can hit
cam on Marcus
>>154468405Why would the Seattle Flyovers add at the deadline? Lmao
>>154468486>>154468557Must be nice. Unfortunately the type of girl some of us others are interested in would come with a very long prison sentence if we asked them out.
alvarez cant even break his bat in half properly, what a pussy
BERDS
>>154468554cant trade what you dont have
>>154468639them being that bad was a freak incident, they're a .500 team
>>154468626name a team that would move adequate assets for that insane value. i'll wait
I didn't know teams sell when they're a game back of a playoff spot in May I'm a new baseball fan
>>154468650>yfw the fish trade Alcantara this season
>marcus semen
>>154468603Mine would go with me to play pool at a strip club then make me watch her get lap dances. She definitely was on the sexual spectrum. She really loved blondes with tattoos. She was 5’11. She would bully the short chicks and make them grab her ass.Take me back
HOW ARE YOU GETTING BEATEN BY FASTBALLS DOWN THE CHUTE YOU LITERALLY KNOW IT'S COMING WTFHOW DO WE NOT SCORE WITH 2 ON NO OUTS EVERY SINGLE FUCKING TIME JESUS CHRIST THIS TEAM
>>154468650Yeah the pirates would be incredibly stupid to not trade Skenes in 2028/2029 if they’re still shit then
>the New York RISPopolitans
Okamoto? 2 massive dingers today for Blue JaysMurakami? 3 run clutch dinger for the White SoxOhtani? Golden sombrero and doing jack shit to help his teamo kek, O KEK
>>154468486>>154468557>>154468618enjoy the used goods
alright that was an excellent job by adell to run down a slicing fly ball but still our mets are goddamn awful man
>>154468714Okay you truly are a fucking dumbass. I'm not talking to you anymore oif you genuinely think the pirates should trade fucking SKENES.
>>154468710Let’s all calm down here
CHIMPOUT
>>154468701Literally any team in contention at the deadline
runs prevented, thanks boy genius
Ah yes the only team that offered Murakami a contract is the stupid one and now they must off load him. Got it lol. What other insights do you have wise baseball sage
phillies won guys
>fags poo pooing the Padres not knowing the shite sux bullpen will be coming laterEver heard the name Seranthony Dominguez? Google that plus Christian Yelich and get educated
Metsbros, how in the absolute FUCK do we fix this team?I saw a stat today that said we have the 2nd highest average EV in the MLB (Yanks #1) and that we are at least in the top half of the league for teamwide DRS. Are we actually just cursed? This is fucking absurd.
>>154468629It’s been shit for years. Kershaw was so overhyped. He was a massive choke job in the playoffs.
>>154468731Ohtani? A threepeat
>>154468743What’s the point in keeping one guy for a season of irrelevant baseball when you could instead get 4 or 5 top prospects with years of control?
doggie doos kek
>>154468777>me being educated by these trips of truth
>>154468708god damn that's hot. mine was short, skinny, and said she hated anal but somehow always ended up spreading the cheeks. 20 year age gap, still feels like a fever dream
>>154468794Because he's PAUL FUCKING SKENES. Do you even watch baseball?
>>154468794>when you could instead get 4 or 5 top prospects with years of control?because this never works, you keep your good players and build around them.
>>154468777isn't he that blue jays closer?chekt
>>154468596I look and dress like this
Padgers in a slump rn.
everyone calm down Murakami is going to have like 20 homers by the all star break
MY BERDSYBERDS
>>154468818>build around themAnd how exactly do you do that when your team is broke as fuck and no good players want to sign with them?
>>15446884390*
>>154468836Time to call the annual ceasefire. It came early this year
>>154468596how did you get this picture of me?
>>154468750so no answer. got it.
>>154468807If you’re into the backdoor, pound away bro. I tried a few times just could not get over the mess after. However I was always for period sex.
everyone calm down the Mets are going to have like 50 wins by the all star break
kek poodres
The White Sox have been trading their top players in shit years for over ten years. Now. They traded Chris Sale, Marcus Semien, Dylan Cease, Carlos Rodon, Michael Kopech, Garrett Crochet, Andrew Vaughn the list goes on and on who all went onto their new teams and made huge impacts while they got shittier. Some are even still making big impacts ten years later such as Chris Sale.If they didn't learn their lesson the first 15 times and unironically trade Murakami, they deserve to get contracted by the league and removed from the MLB.
>>154468886>8886Quads of truth +/-2
>>154468886I need to simulate an original draft only rebuild of all 30 MLB teams. Rays would get Snell, Joe Ryan back, etc...Any idea how I can run this?
imagine thinking Murakami was going to be a bust. NPB is harder than MLB
doggies don't quit
>>154468886>Carlos Rodonthey didn't trade Rodon. they let go of him. which is even dumber when you think about it
>>154468918NPB uses smaller balls
You all underestimate how awful this Angels bullpen is. They could be leading by 10 and the game is still very winnable for the opponent they're so bad.
Scott had a bit of a rough start but he's looking much improved compared to his first outing. I think he gave up 5 walks in an inning. he looks like he could settle in and be a damn decent 5th starter. I think we should convert Myers to our 4th starter.Peralta - McLean - Holmes - Myers - Scott could work. and we might see Wenninger this seasonthen it's just a matter of this offense waking the fuck up. no matter how good our pitching is, we're just not consistently scoring runs
>>154468886The problem isn’t that they trade their good players, it’s that they trade them for shit players
>>154468914OOTP of courseYou could even make a whole team of Mike Trouts
>>154468931What bullpen? They're getting no-hit by the Angels' #5 starter.
>>154468944But why?
Murakami will get traded at the deadline, the white sox will get utter shit in return, and white sox fans will continue to seethe. Sorry but I don’t make the rules
>>154468952>no-hit>Mets in fact have a hit
>>154468870> the mess after???
>>154468968This is correct. It's Jerry Reinsdorf who makes the rules.
>>154468969Stop noticing things.
>>154468972he's talking about a bunch of cum and shit and piss
should I keep watching this game or catch another episode of Friday Night Lights? I'm on season 3. it's really good (season 2 was a wutface)
>>154468952The Angels starting pitching actually hasn't been bad. It's really the bullpen that's fucking them super hard
poodres kek
>>154468975just so you know you're taking David Samson for his word on this quote
DOOBIE TRIPS
>>154468990>this
>>154468818You're under the impression that Bob Nutting wants to win.
OOTP baseball?
pebbles
Holy shit the Braves just made a 6-0 comeback vs Rockies KINO
>>154469047Padres are next
>>154469047nigga it's at coors, that's like overcoming a 2-0 deficit
Nu?
>>154468990why are you peeing in somebody's butt bro
>>154468995We all switched over to gilmore girls.
Beat the MetsBeat the MetsStep right up and defeat the Mets
>>154469099>>154469099>>154469099nu
>>154469085i didn't say it was inside, and i don't think the original faggot did eitherbut don't knock it 'til you try it
I told a girl I was gonna pee on her chest and she feigned protest while expectantly looking at my dick but I couldn't do it as much as I strained. I just wanted to dribble a little bit
none of you have had sex with a woman
>>154469129source?
>We rolling
NASHVILLE PADRES
