If this sport came from India or Philippines, or any shithole, everyone would mock it and treat it as a giant meme, but because it comes from le wholesome Japan it gets a pass
if Brazilians came from a zoo, we'd think they're cute monkeys
>>154468684I used to think this too but then I actually watched a tournament and it's pretty entertaining. Don't care for the 15 minutes of bullshit between every 5 second match though.
>>154468850i think brazilians are cute
>>154468684it's kino because it's Japanese, that's just how it is
>>154468684I give it more than a pass, I regard it as the most sophisticated of all "sports"... a term which I believe is not worthy of describing sumo.
>>154468684Its basically just fat dudes doing judo and without gi
>>154468684Yes.
>>154468684But it is generally considered a complete meme sport. No one actually gives a shit about sumo.
all the traditions are a meme, but its based to see two giant bvlls battle it out. this is the peak of humans. manlets just wouldnt understand
>>154468684Horrible take
>>154468684Japan is wholesome and unique.Leave the sumos alone
what made sumo interesting to watch at least for me are those 2 Mongolians, it was absolute peak, after their retirement sumo because as boring as cricket
>>154474185Who's the Fernando torres of sumo
It's honestly pretty annoying how people just go ''Japan is unfairly getting special treatment and favors'' when they critisize a Japanese thing these daysNobody can really explain how that's even a fair criticism
>>154468684Part of the appeal of Sumo is that third worlders like yourself stay away
How good would the US be at sumo if its top athletes cared?
>>154468850you are brown you filthy yellow melanin flat face monkey.
>>154468684>>154483889Try not being a Thirdie, Joao.>>154472472Also based when the manlets face them due to no weight classes and actually win.
>>154468684sumo is based. i hope aonishiki will achieve the yokozuna rank eventually.
>>154487099>i hope aonishiki will achieve the yokozuna rank eventually.I hope he doesn't