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/hoc/

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>>154468828
>broons
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My penguins ):
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TUSKS UP
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Boston more like Faggottown
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>>154468829
what did we do to you
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Go Mammoth!
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my sabres!
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>>154468862
Your country fought a lot of my ancestors (England, Ireland, Germany, Sweden, Bohemia), so I don't like you.
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>>154468862
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I am approaching 40 years old, and have been on 4chan for 21 years.
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Finally I am free of Bruins playoff hockey :)
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>>154468868
Do you have the white one?
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>>154468868
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>>154468876
kwab
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>>154468876
same but only 20
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>le heckin collage
dead gimmick and ran its course years ago
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>>154468874
>t. autist
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>>154468874
this is the most uninformed and uneducated post i have seen in a while
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>are you goyim enjoying my playoffs!!
>make sure you keep watching so i make more money you stupid fucks lmao

>ps goyim.. montreal loses game .. was always the script
>dont like it? dont care youll watch anyways
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>>154468876
31 and been here for 17. Encyclopedia dramatica was my gateway drug.
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>>154468862
/hoc/ loves finland ʕっ•ᴥ•ʔっ <3
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im a noob. i found 4channel in 2011.
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Hoping for a vegas win today so I can at least gloat about being in solo 1st for the next 48 hours.
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MY SABRES WON!!! WERE ALL GONNA GET ASIAN GFS!!!!!!
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>>154468876
Same, looking forward to advanced wizard status.
>>154468895
Yes and thanks Gary!
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Sabres are going to get demolished in round 2 but it sure as shit will be an entertaining series.
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>>154468895
>Barrack "Barry" Bruce Gettman
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>>154468880
nah the fjsal guy only made a black one
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>/hoc/ loves the Dabres
>no memes
grim
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you can tell that the Oilers' loss last night was a bad one with how much Canadian posters seethed last night
haven't seen anything like it in a long time
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>>154468891
cope collages are fun and celebrate /hoc/'s milestones
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>>154468935
is he wearing that mask so tage doesn't get sex hungry and want to fuck his mouth?
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I don't want another scoreless Gary time Gary.
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>>154468899
same. I miss that website so much. It's crazy how well it documented everything
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>>154468949
>letting a jew live rent free in your head
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>>154468876
Been here since 2008
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bracket in shambles tbqh
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>>154468905
I also came in 2011 since I wanted to learn about Gen 5 Pokemon
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>>154468940
not when its newfag central ya dumb smelly tranny
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down to stormy
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>I also came
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>>154468938
That was the best collage we've had in a while
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>mamm1es
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Would Gary really let his mammies go out in the first round of their inaugural season?
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>>154468899
>reagans that shoot rayguns that shoot reagans
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>>154468976
>>154468976
>>154468976
>>154468976
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>rags
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V1gas
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>>154468938
GARY STANDS WITH THE DUCKS!
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VEGAS SSSSSSSCCCCCCCCCCAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRSSSSSSSSSSSSS
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I NEED to cum deep inside her pussy while I pull her face backwards with my fingers in her nostrils
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>>154468971
why do you continue to find new ways to cope and seethe?
have some dignity.
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HOWDEN SCAAAAAAAR
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Utah is gonna have to score to even this up
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SUNDAY MAY 3RD
CANADA ELIMINATION DAY
>1993
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I am Bizzaro Stormy
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>>154469006
mark zuckerberg looking freak
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>>154468965
I have a 67% pick rate
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time to pull Vejmelka
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>>154469006
we love stormy here shes /knight/
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>>154469015
you sure?
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>>154468876
based
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I kinda feel bad for fans of teams that win their series away. They don't get the kino of being there in the moment.
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>>154468876
can I have your wizard hat when you retire?
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>>154469006
at least she's not named Windy
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>>154469022
who the fuck is #67 on Utah
just going for a fucking skate there
no attentiveness, no urgency, no recovery
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i feel like if utah doesn't score another goal the series is over
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Buffalo going crazy rn bros
im gonna try to get laid
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>>154469022
who was in the wrong here?
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>>154469006
When did she get married and change her surname from Daniels? He he he.
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>>154469022
thanks pekka
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>Marner assisted on the goal
Laffcucks? Explain?
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>>154469022
kek. dirty as fuck rebound.
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>vegas GOLDEN mates
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>>154469058
good luck bro!
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>>154469058
good luck bro, hope you don't get AIDS
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>>154469055
I would say they need to score at least two more goals this game if they want to tie the series and avoid elimination.
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>>154469022
weird defending by sergachev there
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>>154469079
He missed the net by a fuckin' mile and still got an assist kek
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>>154468992
he certainly would. when is the last time the kraken were relevant?
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>>154469058
Don't tell me you're on Chippewa
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Imagine the kind of guy cheers for vegas
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sex havers out
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>>154469045
>when you retire?
Now that's a funny post.
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>thinking it was a good idea to roll over Hart
You fucking retard
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>>154469115
alright, i'm imagining him. now what?
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>>154469124
I'm saving myself for marriage (︶︹︶)
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>>154469115
don't have to imagine
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>>154469136
Now fuck him. Fuck your imaginary Vegas fan
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kek. they could have just waited, but NOOOOO. Now one of their players is fucked up. kwab
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>>154469098
Fair point. I actually forgot the kraken even existed
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>>154469115
sizzles like bacon
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>>154469115
idk I don't do blue state but there are more people there than in calgary
it's probably a messikin hotel worker that likes the fights
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he was 2 feet out of his crease
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>>154469140
We don't claim him
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>>154469151
it's ok i totally forget canada exists. it's sort of like my butthole, i only think about it when it itches.
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>>154469039
when dallas beat buffalo they figured their was nothing worth doing in buffalo at 1am so they just drank in the locker room and waited for their flight the next day
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>>154469140
JEN
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>>154469161
fuckin LMAO
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>>154469161
Kek!
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>>154469124
no
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east would never
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>>154469160
you must have pretty bad hemorrhoids then
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>>154469151
they couldn't even make the rainbelt relevant
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>>154469140
I hope to reach a point where I give as little fucks about what people think as this dude
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>knights gonna beat the mammoth
>Haven't beaten the ducks all year long
Ducks really gonna make the WCF their first playoff run huh.
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The NHL is gay!
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It will be an Avs Randys final
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>>154469161
(((espn))) crew called dorofeyev vegas' sniper too. kek
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>yo, anon look
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>>154469179
I'm like you guys care about what's on your screen in public?
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>>154468911
That fishhead has some cannons
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i am falling asleep but i hope to wake up to a mammoth victory
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>>154469183
Golden Torts is a different team
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>>154469193
>Canes
>Making it past the ECF
anon I...
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>>154469197
I always make sure to log out of 4chan before work
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>>154469195
>Stick finger in hole
>Punch your shoulder so hard your arm goes numb
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>>154469193
don't make me root for the avs
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>>154469193
the "fuck Rantanen" bowl
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>>154469175
based
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>>154469214
Q>shorts
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Sin city vs Mormons. God will favor the knights because it's better to be a sinner than a heretic
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>>154469224
you will root for Aho and you will like it
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Where will he play after Oilers?
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>>154469234
mormons go to hell sinners repent kwab
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>>154469193
i have avs winning the whole thing and i hate avs so it's a win-win for my bracket
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>>154469238
no thank you. fuck all randies.
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>>154469218
I browse /gif/ at work and in public
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>>154469242
probably europe or retire
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so mcavoy getting 20+ games? mcsorely wasnt as insane as this attack.
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>>154469233
Who's shorts
Anyway In Torts we trust
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>>154469268
>no injuries
all will be forgotten and the DOP"S" will claim it was just emotions.
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>>154469242
how much is he getting paid again?
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Torts has been riding that Cup win with the Lightning for over 20 years
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>>154469253
Why do so many people hate the Avs? Mackinnon?
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do you think he's cheering for mitch?
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>>154468828
Guys will see this and be like hell yeah
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>>154469298
no
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I only remember the kraken because of this meme
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Huomenta but the opposite
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>>154469294
finns think the avs did rantanen dirty
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>>154469294
Yes.
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>>154469288
6 watermelons and 3 bushels of collard greens a week.
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>>154469288
9.25M til 2030
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>>154469271
Shorterella, he may get you there but he comes up short
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If Ralsei from Deltarune suddenly played in the NHL, he’d be completely out of his depth but trying his absolute best to be supportive and polite the whole time.

He’d probably say something like:

“Um… hello everyone! I’m very honored to be part of the NHL… even if I’m not entirely sure how ice hockey works yet. I’ll do my best to help my team, and I believe everyone here is wonderful and strong in their own way!”
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>>154469256
you're a powerful man
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>>154469294
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>>154469323
Avs have lehkonen, it's not about finns. Dont talk on our behalf.
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>>154469256
with 4chanx gallery mode and autoplay?
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>Marner is going to make it past the first round
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>>154469343
half the finnish fanbase departed after the trade with lots of recriminations
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What's stopping mcdavid from signing a league minimum with the panthers.
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>>154469340
4u
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>>154469298
No, but if VGK wins, he will probably demand a trade to Vegas
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>>154469323
Not possible. We love Rantanen and didn't want to lose him. We also sent him to a contender.
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>>154469343
so who are finns rooting for this year?
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Holy shit extra Emily just said she is cheering for the mammoth.
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>>154469342
>>154469325
I mean other than this, the Avs are a class organization. Look how they treated Kopitar at the end of that game.
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>Dangle complains about Mitch in Game 5 6 and 7
>Mitch has points in game 5 and 6
Toronto on suicide watch
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>>154469383
iirc, under 35 you can't sign for under like 10% less than your previous contract
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>>154469370
>newfag doesn't know he did already
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jen is shilling "genacol" kek
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>>154469255
you suck compared to the other finns
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>>154469343
Lehky is so fucking good.
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Well didn't think >we would make the ploffs. Going to be weird cheering for a team that beat mine. Good luck sabers
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benson vs bedard
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>>154469404
>a class organization
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>>154469388
Carolina
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>>154469388
I wouldn't know. My friends who follow hockey have always been fans of
>ducks
>boston
>sharks
>detroit
>dallas (lehtinen and modanonm fan since he was a kid
>buffalo
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>>154469294
The Dive have always hate a huge hatebase.
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>>154469428
Bro come on I said ASIDE from this.
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Vegas is soulless they just trade for players
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i respect the unrespected
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Nice save.
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>>154469442
You want me to keep going? Ok.
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>>154469463
source?
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Tampa with any other goalie lost this series last week kek holy FUCK I kneel
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>>154469515
He's not even the best goalie in florida.
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marty... put him in
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>>154469529
The sunbelt has to be stopped.
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>>154469487
Torts
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>'here's the one that just comes out of the zone'
>video of it not coming out of the zone
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>>154469531
he's not healthy yet
>however
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>>154469540
Thats a clean hit, no?
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I’m not an oilers fan but we all have to admit that ot goal should have never counted.
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>>154469544
lolirado / pedosota will be the only non-sunbelt team in the conference finals
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>>154469570
bit a kneeing, but meh, could go either way.
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>>154469140
based
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>>154469589
denver is flooded with mexicans and commiefornians. It' s certainly sunbelt. Thus, 2021-22.
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>>154469602
wanting something to be true doesn't make it true
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>>154469590
Yeah refs are doing a pretty good job, I just sincerely didn't know the rules here. In real time it looked like a trip.
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>>154469610
being a faggot means you are a faggot, so. You are a faggot.
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>>154469602
>flooded with mexicans
it's not even a little bit
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>>154469602
Isn't colorado just DUDE WEED but with snow
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i wonder if stormy typically takes creamier dumps or chunkier ones
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>>154469602
First time I was in Colorado there was a fucking blizzard with 10 feet of snow.
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>>154469636
Oh, sorry, those must have been guatemalans or nicaraguans I saw on every fuckin' street corner in denver last week. My mistake.
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>Hide post
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>>154469656
Ugh...if only there was a downvote option to get rid of all those things that I don't like!!!
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>>154469654
aurora is not denver you fucking retard
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i'm an oilers fan and i think i speak for all of us when i say connor mcdavid is a threat to children
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>>154469572
same and i agree
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>>154469636
>Approximately 31.8% of Denver's population is Hispanic or Latino of any race. The Denver-Aurora-Lakewood metro area has a significant Latino community, with a 76.9% Mexican, 3.7% Spanish, and 1.8% Salvadoran makeup. In the broader Denver area, Hispanics account for over 22% of the population, with the state's total Latino population exceeding 1.3 million
Hmmm...
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>>154469643
People from Colorado are more pompous about being from Colorado then even people from Washington are about being from Washington.
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>>154469685
There is nothing wrong with being Mexican and there should be cholos in the NHL
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>>154469668
>it's not the same dammit! They just live down the road from me!!! reeeeeeeeeeeee!!!
kek
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>>154469688
lol, more than vancouver?
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>>154469685
>76.9% Mexican
Wtf happened to Colorado? Is Lakewood what's raising the number? There were barely any mexishits in Aurora back when I lived there. They were all in pueblo.
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me rn fr
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>>154469700
idk don't speak Chinese Punjabi or Arabic.
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>>154469695
>and there should be cholos in the NHL
you're too short
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>>154469688
which is funny, because most of them aren't even from colorado.
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>>154469685
>Denver-Aurora-Lakewood
Bro look up each of these cities and you won't find Mexicans above 30%. You got bad info.
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REFPUCK
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>>154469712
>>154469730
Oh, that stat is what percent of the beaner population is mexican. What a useless stat. Who cares.
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Did someone say something about "Cholo"s?
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does cooley have what it takes?
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>>154469730
>Bro look up
No. "Dude, bro, bruh, homie, G". I don't think I will.
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uh oh the admiral is sunk
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>>154469753
Hes good for the flames V
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Why did the Kraken fire that bitch?
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Gary's doing a great job of ruining the playoffs for me so early. Does he want me to stop watching this soon?
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Why the fuck did they waive that?
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>>154469779
yes, ahmed. he wants white people to watch, that's why it's aimed at the sunbelt and they play metal
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>>154469779
havent watch a single second of this series
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>>154469777
because of the stench from the bench
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>>154469784
linesmen had to let their presence be known
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>>154469765
Whatev, chief.
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>>154469777
Because she sucked, and not the fun sucking
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>>154469802
Yeah. Thought so.
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Sorry, Gary-sama. But it's grandma hours. I gotta hit the hay.
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>>154469779
He knows you are going to keep watching every year because it's all your frozen wasteland shithole country has. The shekels are in the sunbelt and western markets.
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Is it stoner time in the pacific right now? Why the fuck are there so many shit-potle commercials on during this game?
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>>154469816
What's your problem, dog?
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>>154469803
maybe she had too much teeth in her technique?
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>>154469826
wow your butthole must be really itchy tonight
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i went to denver last year expecting brown people all over the place but i saw 3. literally 3 the entire time
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>>154469845
>t. didn't leave his hotel room, and only talked to the housekeepers.
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>>154469845
First time I was in Denver a homeless nigger tried to sell me cough syrup. I was 13 years old on a field trip with my school.
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>>154469850
didn't stay in a hotel but tell me more about my own trip
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utah knows if they don't win this they're out right?
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>>154469854
i'm sorry you had to suck dick for cough syrup, anon
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>>154469854
Did you buy it? I had colds all the time when I was that age
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>>154469865
buddy they dont even know they're going to Hell
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>>154469854
you sure he wasn't a pharmacist?
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even the coyotes put up a better fight than this
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>>154469865
it's golfing weather
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>>154469889
maybe in those city council meetings
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>>154469863
Fine. You ordered a nice ribeye steak, steak fries and a cherry coke. You only ate half of it and put the rest in the mini-fridge. Then, you played vidya until the sun came up and you went to bed.
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>>154469854
that was some rocky mountain drank bro
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>>154469890
damn...
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>>154469906
he should sign for san jose then
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>>154469906
plenty of time to practice what with the seasons ending so soon...
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softpusy
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>>154469865
they believe some kooky things out there, I wouldn't count on it
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>>154469841
mine is. i have porosis around my butthole
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>mammie2
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>what's your problem, dog?
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>Canada loses
>VGK wins
Name a better day in history
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MARNER
SCAAAAAAAAAAAAAR
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>>154469899
why would my friends' house have a minifridge? and who the fuck drinks cherry coke?
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>mommies
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>>154469938
yesterday when the soilers got eliminated
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marner!!!!!!

APOLOGIZE RIGHT NOW /hoc/
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>>154469945
Stop lying, anon. It's embarrassing. Especially when gary has such a great game on TV for us right now.
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>takes a dump all over the Man Mouths
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our mammies deserve to lose
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A lot of soiled magic underwear tonight
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>LAFFS
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>>154469951
you mean this day?
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ducks are making it to conference finals
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>>154469963
my man kashmaxxing on that long shift
>>
remember when you guys used to make fun of Marner all the time
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>>154469956
i'm not lying, cherry coke fucking sucks
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>>154469988
Fuel for his powerful fire
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>>154469998
Sad.
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>>154469888
In hindsight, it's possible he was a future doctor.
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When did teams start doing this game puck thing?
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>>154469124
3.5 years for me. Am I an honorary wizard?
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>>154470033
depends on your birth year
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youtube.com/watch?v=ZelO4OPVJ3g
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why does he still go by "P.K."?
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>>154469961
yes and I am sadge
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>>154470093
b...but they were both drafted by edmonton...
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Dangle status?
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>>154470115
might scream himself into a stroke and an early grave if the >laffs actually hire chayka
>>
ESPN hockey may have the worst sports panel that's ever existed. I'd rather look at Anson Carter's gross feet than this.
>>
>>154470179
trump won
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>>154469976
Saved
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>>154470179
gross
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>you goyim are gonna enjoy vegas vs tampa cup finals this year i just know it

>and i say
>let the boys play lmao ive already won

>stupid retards i cant believe i have been doing this to them for 34 years now lmao
>>
>>154470212
when will he get around to his leah hextall executive order?
>>
time to dig the frick in!
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>>154469976
Oh thanks I forgot about this
>>
doctor my tusk doesn't go up anymore
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Is Utah aware they are about to be eliminated? They don’t seem to give a shit
>>
why is gary starting the second round so early
he writes the script, he knows montreal tampa was going the distance
>>
>>154470226
Greetings, neighbor!
Your complaint about your culture being stolen by soulless sunbelt cities has been rejected for the following reasons:
* you are importing browns that now have designated shitting beaches
* you couldn't handle the bantz so bad you flipped your election results
* you never killed those indian kids but you should have
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>>154470249
take two of these and start thinking about women instead of men.
>>
finna get my tusk polished by stormy blowmeonly
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>>154470280
she looks like a dirty, dirty slut.
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>the next goal is so important for the Mammoth, they absolutely cannot allow another goal here
Wow great color commentary you fucking retard
>>
>>154470313
>this is a MUST WIN for Utah, guys
>>
Has there been a legit 1v1 fight in these playoffs yet?
>>
>>154470313
Just watch the local Vegas stream bro
>>
>>154470313
Commentary has gone down hill the past 10 years where have you been
>>
>>154470341
Tkachuk vs. Staal
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>>154470312
she looks like the type of girl that tried to offset her face by being easy as humanly possible
>>
>>154470312
looks like a trooned out mark zuckerberg
>>
ask jeeves shut down...
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I think shart is diaped up, guys
that's why utah can't score
FUCK torts is such a good coach
>>
>>154470347
We could do that with centre ice but now that sportsnet took it over the option's gone. It's either national feed or home feed if it's not national.
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>>154470370
They were still around? Damn
o7
>>
The Mammoths stink out loud. Literal feces on ice. Cannot even beat the Golden Shitters with two shit goalies and no depth.
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>>154470360
No idea what means but it sounds accurate
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>>154470370
Aw man. Anyways.
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>>154470391
At least they didn't choke away a lead again this time
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>>154470370
my childhood.....
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>>154470384
Why does Sportsnet ruin everything
>>
Funny how once the dabres stop playing that injured finnish BITCH goalie and played the American, they won the series.
>>
POOP ALL OVER HIS BACK
THE SHART BLEW OUT THE BACK OF HIS PANTS
>>
squeaked right through him
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>>154470423
Remember when he was the panthers shitty third string goalie?
>>
YAMAMATO CANNON
>>
This is fine. I actually had the golden showers in 7, so this is fine.
>>
DI-
DID HE JUST...
DID HE JUST SHART HIMSELF IN CREASE?
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1-2 utah
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>>154470449
YOU'RE SHITTING YOURSELF
>>
the utah jetcoyotemammoth
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>>154470464
I was too focused on the build up I accidentally a word...
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Oh boy here comes the rollercoaster
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it's mammover...
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nevermind it's over
>>
and it's over
>>
SISSON SCAAAAAAAAAR
>>
they were just pretending...
>>
What's the most popular word said by a goalie who just gave up a goal?
>.
>.
>.
>.
"vittu"
>>
Send them back to Arizona already.
>>
ggs
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I still can’t believe this shit this is the gayest thong Gary has ever done.
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So it begins
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an absolute dickbreaker
>>
Getting your season ended by Sissons and Howden is crazy
>>
Patos in 7
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3-1 vegas
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>>154470494
retard
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>>154470509
That’s you
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>>154470370
Who will answer my questions now?
>>
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UTAH SUCKS
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>>154470518
ask bud
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reddit is going to be furious that carter hart stays in the playoffs
>>
>vegas playoff history
WOW! How dose a start-from-scratch team have this much success in their first decade?
>>
>>154470537
wait, really?
>>
>>154470537
through investigation and found innocent
>>
>cousinfuckers btfo
>>
>>154470537
true
>>
>>154470537
/hoc/ believes EM too
>>
>>154470537
And that Mitch Marner scored a goal in a Game 6
>>
>>154470544
idk ask the dive
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>>154470544
i think they did this thing where they offered to take draft picks instead of players at the expansion draft and then made a bunch of shrewd trades but i wasn't paying attention
>>
lost his cooley
>>
>>154470556
I believe EM is a disgusting whore bitch and that's why they won't reveal who she is.
>>
Gary nooooo
>>
utah is playing this shit like a regular season game
so is vegas for that matter
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>>154470544
how did you make the gayest post of all time kwab
>>
MARNER SCORES AGAIN
ITS OVER
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>>154470560
>t.
>>
Wow I guess Mitch Marner was clutch all along and everyone who hated on him was a fag
>>
toronto fans crying somewhere
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>>154470564
ill put 3000 kg (150,000 lbs) of pure hockey talent on your ass and we'll see what happens
>>
>>154470537
>Hart vs Q
Reddit's not gonna like Duckies vs Knighties
>>
>LAFFS
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>>154470556
Retard
>>
>>154470567
Go buy another jersey, you fucking good goy.
>>
oh all the sudden this twink faggot shiws up in game 6s? fuck you
>>
4-1 vegas
>>
Mitch Marner
>>
>>154470544
Most GMs gave up extra picks and players to avoid being slightly inconvenienced by the expansion draft. That gave Vegas a lot of extra pieces to play with. GMs learned from that mistake and refused to make any trades with Seattle which is why they're in the cuck shed.
>>
well shit what do I watch now
>>
We believe EM here
>>
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>>154470593
forgot my webm
>>
There no energy here. Net front scrum and it ends with Stone wrapping his arm Durzi's shoulder and politely telling him to skate away. In an elimination game. Fucking punch someone, why are you accepting getting raped out of the playoffs on home ice
>>
>>154470591
what do you mean 6?
whats the diff with 5 or lets say... 7?
is 56 the way?
is 57 the way?
maybe 67?
>>
>>154470591
Toronto was the problem all along
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>>154470597
Oh, sure...they just "made" mistakes with the team based in the city that runs sports betting, around the same time that sports betting became legalized and commercialized...Weird.
>>
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carter hart just won a playoff series in the year 2026, not a sentence i thought i'd write a few years ago
>>
mitch marner is as butter he will melt like blown bussy bitch in 2nd rd
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>>154470620
Are those "natives" or asians?
>>
Pull the goalie retard you need 3
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>>154470606
>you
>me
>>
Round 2 begins tomorow. Round 1 still goong on
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>"Escape From Buffalo" starring Jack Eichel
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>>154470607
>>/r/hockey
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>>154470633
That's why there are two conferences. Retard.
>>
ITS OVER JOSEPH SMITH
>>
Just play empty net til it’s 20-1
>>
STOP!
>>
>>154470633

>IM GOOOOOONG IN
>>
What's with (((espn))) coping and excusing all of today's loser teams in the final minutes?
>>
kwab they're leaving kwab
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>>154470613
Everyone said Vegas was going to be ass in their first year. EVERYONE. You can still find all those sports articles from """experts""" saying shit like "who the fuck is William Karlsson" and he ends up being a top scoring hero. Wild Bill only had 2 goals in Columbus that season before.
Everyone underestimated that draft.
>>
Place is clearing out. I really don't know why the league thought Utah was going to be a profitable market, these people don't care.
>>
Post the SLC police scanners!!!! Shit, post the vegas ones too!
>>
>vegas won
>edmonton lost
They're calling it the most Israeli playoffs of all time
>>
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5-1 vegas

kwab
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>>154470627
Cry moar maple queef
>>
>>154470670
Many are saying this
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>>154470657
ESPN hates Vegas. Every time I'm forced to watch the stream because of a blackout and stuck watching these national feeds it's always them hoping Vegas gets rekt.
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>>154470661
>Everyone underestimated that draft.
>everyone
Riiiiight.
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>>154470627
You lost
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>>154470677
>ESPN hates Vegas.
>jews hate jewish organizations that make them more money
kek. good one.
>>
>>154470661
They got a HoF goaltender for free and it's not like it's a retrospective "he was good but he really took off in vegas" he was a consensus HoFer for like 5 years at that point.
>>
>[sad mammie noises...]
>>
Is Ryan smith the son of Joseph smith
>>
reminder I invented kwab
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>>154470627
Marnerjeet WON.
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>>154470693
They were talking shit bout Fleury too during that draft
>>
>>154470699
Yeah
>>
kek rasmus in the cuckbox while his teammates pot more ENGs.
>>
Wasn’t Utah leading the series a few days ago?
>>
denim jacket owner bro's i think we're in over our head
>>
I hope Utah's only celebrity Tyler Robinson didn't have to watch this
>>
>>154470711
>y-y-y-yeah but I remember...
No. No, you don't. the talking heads were ALL over the golden showers' dick and shit in their first season. That's why everyone was happy when they got shitrocked in the finals. You're welcome for the history lesson.
>>
It would be funny all the crying Leaf fans will do if Marner wins the cup
>>
>>154470717
Only 2-1, literally nothing burger, just like last year when Wild lead the series then Vegas curb stomped them
>>
>pootah pooper play
KWAB
>>
I dont like these espn broadcasts, too many women and africans
>>
It was nice of all the fans to stay to give Mitch Marner a standing ovation
>>
>>154470727
They were absolutely not, and you know it
The Vegas expansion draft is the biggest historical revisionist moment in all of sports
>>
HE WILL LIVE TO FART ANOTHER DAY
>>
>only one game 7
Gary’s going to chimp
>>
>>154470743
They were retard. Get the fuck over it. My fuck. Go tell your faggot boifriend about it and he will spoon you to sleep. Faggy bitch.
>>
Dear Utah: https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=DNE0sg1n8VE&pp=ygUVQW5kIHlvdSBhcmUgb3R0YSBoZXJl
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>>154470744
the shart must go on
>>
>>154470752
Cope, seethe, dilate
You are wrong, you lost, get fucked
>>
I'm crying
I thought this was the year
>>
mitch marner: 2 goals
nicolas roy: 2 goals

the we do call them that here sweepstakes continue
>>
>>154470764
No. You lost and are dumb. Never reply to my posts again. You suck.
>>
>saltine lake shitty
>the shart of pootah
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APOLOGIZE
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>>154470772
Vegas vs Colorado WCF confirmed
>>
gg mammoth bros
its kinda retarded we are in different divisions
>>
>>154470778
I'm happy for him.
>>
what part of vegas is everyone from?
>>
>>154470795
Excalibur Hotel
>>
>>154470778
legitimately happy for our wet haired prince
he is always givin pucks to the kids holding signs
>>
>>154470795
spring valley
>>
LIKE MUSSOLINI
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>>154470795
the lucky 38
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>3 (potentially still 4) out of 4 correct in the East
>1 out of 4 correct in the West
god damn
I guess really don't watch the other conference's games
>>
>>154470814
Retard
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>>154470839
>we already have a mussolini at home
>>
The last spirit airlines flight just landed
>>
>>154470795
New York, New York. Room 6996.
>>
bro's the good guys won agaikn.

:^)
>>154470773
KEK go to bed bud ya boilin KWAB
>>154470795
lived all over desu. met a zoomette that asked what high school i went too and she told me it's ghetto, but it was brand new and all white people 25 year ago kek
>>
>>154470795
Area 51, preparing to deport some mexicans with a UFO.
>>
>>154470868
congrats bro based mitchie got them worked into a seethe
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>>154470845
>cucknadian price: CA$5.99
>American price: $3.10
kek. canada loses AGAIN! We literally cannot stop WINNING! I am so TIRED of WINNING!
>>
>>154470876
thanks bro i was told he's shit in the playoffs
>>
>>154470868
We won Copey!
>>
>>154470892
yes we did bro :)
>>
>>154470845
the mcchickens in my town are horrible now. they used to be my go to
>>
Reminder that every vegass fan has chlamydia
>>
>>154470845
>>154470879
they are different products under the same name this is like the most pointless shitposting
>>
>>154470886
he's actually marner in the playoffs
>>
>>154470903
Seething
>>
>>154470903
i got the clap clapping your moms cheeks boy
>>
>>154470814
like tortellini and cassidy, i'm the cult of personality, the cult of personality
>>
>>154470903
>this mad
KWAB
>>
>>154470879
big mac retard
lock your keyboard and go to sleep
>>
gunther attacked cody
>>
McCrimmon wins again
>>
I'll have you all know I will be depositing all of tonight's (You)s into my special GaryAccount.
>>
>>154470914
why don't babcocks of the planet put money together and legally forever get their name changed to badcock?
>>
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>>154470948
>this is the isreali defense force
>hand over the money
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Now this mountain I must climb
Feels like the world upon my shoulders
Through the clouds, I see love shine
It keeps me warm as life grows colder
>>
>>154470971
shut the FUCK up
>>
>>154470971
hope you never post again
>>
KWAB
>>
>>154470985
KWAB
>>
>>154470985
KWAB
>>
>Vegass PK outscored Utah's PP
Can't make this shit up
>>
>>154470971
Bruins needed this or they end up like the >rags.
>>
>>154470795
Summerlin best Vegas. North Vegas is verboten.
>>
>>154471033
darkies gotta live somewhere
>>
>>154470960
already bought out by blackrock
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>>154470979
>>154470984
>>
>>154470985
Numales have ruined this sport
>>
>>154471033
in 2006 i worked as a delivery driver for a pizza hut in north town and it was wild bro. multiple drivers got robbed often. there are certain areas that were cut off from deliveries
>>
>>154471033
Best part of Summerlin is getting to watch VGK practice
>>
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>>154470868
>>
new thread
>>154471126
>>
>>154470845
>Explaining American decline to Americans
Ok so imagine a mcchicken…



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