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damn, /knuck/ won
we lost
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early ass olivi feet
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/tai/
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>https://youtu.be/CbMMbetUqUI
coming in 30 bings/1 bong need to see a skirt real quick
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>watching ufc at night
not sure how I feel about this
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woopsie doodle I thought fights started at 3am
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>>154471790
they do, somwhere
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>>154471780
Welcome to the paramount era
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SATURDAY MORNING UFC LET'S GO

THE BREHMENGS ARE IN THE HOUSE
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Bisping looking very polish.
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>>154471862
>looking
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>>154471832
Couldn't be better today
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imagine if they cared about mma

>>154471878
chuckled
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Perthanon here, this crowd will be blind drunk guaranteed. The iggs are about to lose to shitters before prelims lol
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>>154471657
What the fuck, I'm about to go to bed
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>6pm
>8 tinnies deep
LETS FUCKN GO
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Did you stay up all night or get up early? I took a nap and woke up and started drinking.
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>>154471902
you must really like bedtime mma
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>>154471923
skirt?
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why the fuck does freestreams not have poofc
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Did you know that Perth is the most isolated major city in the world?
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>>154471958
buffstreams nigga
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>>154471954
correct
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kody motherfucking steele
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>>154471958
they had ONE last minute on wednesday idk what they're doing
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kody muhphucccin' steerbeit
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dom doesnt look right in the actual fight shorts
he should have the shitty road to ufc shorts for every fight
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>>154471657
mmmm finna get a maccas brekkie before the main card
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dead crowd
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KODY FUCKING STEEEEEEEEEELE
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>>154472006
give them an hour or so to get on the piss
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you gotta love the kodester
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Why would they have the fights at 4 pm local time? Why not just do the normal 8 pm start time so it's a more reasonable time for people in North America?
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>>154472013
ufc lahti would be attended by our finest day drunks you're on tv mate no time for slouching
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Jack Della Maddalena vs. Carlos Prates
Beneil Dariush vs. Quillan Salkilld
Tim Elliot vs. Steve Erceg
Marwan Rahiki vs. Ollie Schmid
Shamil Gaziev vs. Brando Pericic
Tai Tuivasa vs. Louie Sutherland
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>>154471657
I'd like a number 5 thanks
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HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEM TAPPY
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this looks like wrasslin
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literally free money betting against road to ufc turds
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HEEM TAPPY
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Note to UFC:
When doing a card in [Country], start the night with a fight where the fighter from [Country] will win.
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Dom Mar Fan? More like doom ma fans
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heem steeru
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ausbros...
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THAT NIGGA GOT HANDS AND BJJ AND SHIT
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Why can't Vieira and Buchecha do this?
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weird sub
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>>154472034
Jack Della Maddalena
Quillan Salkilld
Steve Erceg
Marwan Rahiki
Shamil Gaziev
Louie Sutherland
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that was a nasty move
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>>154472034
Prates
Saltkid
Erceg
Rahiki
Pericic
Tuivasa
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His foot was bent 180 degrees from where it should have ben pointeed. OUCH
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>>154472034
JDM
QUILLAN
ERCEG
SCHMID
GASSYEV
SUTHERLAND
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>>154472084
why are her udders covered in stars and stripes when she is dressed like a ninja
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Bisping with the buzzcut.
BAsed
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goddamn bispings haircut is fucking bad
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nahhh didn't cody steel lose to a road to ufc chang? kek poor guy how can you ever recover from that? he'll need a flatline heem over the champ before he can ever be considered good.
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>Boo Vince

Topkek
Based
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mar fan relaxed like a tard
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good god what's wrong with mikey b
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>>154472110
wrong jew is a real one put some respect on his name
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kodester with a solid promo
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>>154472034
Jack Della Maddalena
Quillan Salkilld
Steve Erceg
Marwan Rahiki
Brando Peričić
Tai Tuivasa
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>>154471657
Fast food breakfasts are invariably disgusting and stupid. If I go to McDonalds I want a Big Mac, simple as.
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>>154472034
JDM
Salkilld
Erceg
Rahiki
Pericic
Tuivasa
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>>154472141
you nearly got us sitewide banned last night you stupid fat fuck t. monitoronsky
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>>154472150
m8 you've been posting about how you're a nonce in /box/ for weeks
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micallef is one odd looking mutant he is
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>>154472150
>>154472161
qrd?
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>>154472150
what did he do?

>>154472141
eating certain foods at certain times is for brainwashed cattle desu. if i want to have a pizza for breakfast and a bowl of cereal for tea i can. no point getting something you wouldnt usually prefer just because its morning. npc behavior
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Themba Gorimbo is flagless now? The list of flagless fighters grows.
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we're here
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>>154472161
that is the most obvious false flag in history no wonder your "people" worship savile and charles
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>>154472161
finland can post what he wanted ever since gonners ducked. he won the story
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>>154472034
Prates
Salkilld
Erceg
Rahiki
Gaziev
Tuivasa
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One day the UK will be flagless, after BASED Sir Kier tells DRUMPF to FUCK OFF again
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>>154472084
>>154472092
>>154472098
>>154472134
>>154472149
>>154472183
are benny gonna flush all these picks just fyi
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Thembo gorilla is fucked here mate
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>>154472178
>false flag
it's literally you
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>>154472174
A bunch of haters from his country celebrated when he lost. Crabs in the bucket I guess.
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>>154472169
i cannot say but it seems hundreds of posts were purged and i couldn't post on other threads so i will blame clozzy
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Rogilla
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>>154472174
He said all his haters were from Zimbabwe so he said fuck em kek
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>>154472191
you cannot prove this slanderous accusation
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>>154472190
Not necessarily.
Not.................................... necessarily.
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finna boutta hapsplode on this aussie mutt
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gorimbo is about to get heemimboed
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>>154472203
Based.
FUCK Zimbabwe.
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>>154472169
fat boy behavior. be fat and lethargic all you want. your betters need people to point and laugh at during the day. so win win for you and us.
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loving these ai generated regional refs
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WERRIBEE BROS STAND THE FUCK UP
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That guy that's howling is something man
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>>154472034
Jack Della Maddalenas
Quillan Salkilld
Steve Erceg
Marwan Rahik
Shamil Gaziev
Louie Sutherland
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Gorimbo shutting down the haters.
He is experienced, learning.
MiC=====allef is a schoolboy in there.
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DC on ANOTHER new podcast.
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gorimbo is throwing big looping clotheslines
bas rutten enjoyer confirmed
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Gorimbo is going bananas!
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wish sanko was here
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New week, new DC pawldcast.
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>>154472250
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>>154472234
how certain are we about these rychad?
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this fight just confirming that aussies cannot heem even the shittiest of cans
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Lets go early card!
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How would you consume Sanko's urine ? Chilled, like a white wine, or warm, like a herbal tea brew?

>>154472249
THey are both throwing like idiots.
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>>154472262
there is zero fucking chance louie sutherland is winning
even against tai
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australian history x
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>>154472269
Vanilla gorilla is going albino bananas
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>>154472268
iced popsicle for me
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Dude what in the flying fuck? I go to stream east to catch the gorimbo fight before bed, and it’s saying this is a PREMIUM STREAM? that you need to PAY for? Even the illegal pirate streamers are trying to charge for streaming now? lmao? Eat a hot bag of dicks and go fuck your self. The fucking audacity. If im gonna pay for something, im just gonna buy paramount. Why the fuck would i pay an illegal streamer to watch ufc streams when paramount is the same price. Yeah i have other options but stream east has always been the most convenient. Fuck them i hope they go under.

Update: the captcha gave me time to go check sports surge, they’re completely empty too. WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON? ALL my options are fucked now. Did ufc / paramount finally crush pirate streamers?
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Micallef with the Dricus classic pulldown.

>>154472281
Impressive. Very nice.
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>a UFC event thread with no americans
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>>154472268
iv
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>>154472284
shut the fuck up shrimp
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Aussies going 0-2
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Aussie fraudcheck card
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make oban elliott look like a good striker and now struggling with themba gorimbo
straight into the can with this mutt
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>>154472174
He identifies as ossetian now
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Cannot WAIT to see Vince (0-4 in his last 4) beat the Aussie favourite Thicknesse

It is OGRE for Australia after this card. They will BEND THE KNEE and they WILL like it.
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>>154472034
Della Maddalena
Salkilld
Elliot
Rahiki
Gaziev
Tuivasa
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holy shit is this a woman, look at those biceps
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20-16 Gorimbo
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already got my morning wank in and gome some coffee. lets get this party started
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3-0 micallef
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>>154472324
Prime breeding meat. She needs my seed.
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>>154472290
im not shrimp motherfucker fuck your schizo head canon. I’m not even asking for a stream, although it would be nice. I’m just a dude who wanted to watch the fights on stream east like i have always done for the past 5-6 years and now all of sudden they are blocking the stream and asking for money. Pigs.
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the data is downloaded. it just took a while cos australia has shit internet. ko incoming
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McKayla has been moving and telegraphing in slow motion since the first round.
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TarraDarraBros remains the only single good Australia product ever in history. If you know, you know. Well, Steve Irwin, too.
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>tune in
>shitty fight taking place
feels good
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>>154472345
>not enjoying a good old SLOBBERKNOCKER between two BUMS
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>>154472345
feels choreographed, wtf is this
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Thelema Gorimbo.
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Gorimbo 2nd
Micallef 3rd
1st is a toss-up
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gorillimbo wobbles every time a jab lands and this poof cant hit this zero head movement golem with a cross to seal the deal
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>can’t finish a single leg
>doesn’t run pipe
>shifts head
>loses
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ngubu is shit
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>>154472356
controversial post
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>>154472352
>no slobber
>no knocking
good old fashioned needed to enjoy this
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KILL HIM
>KILL HIM
KILL HIM
>KILL HIM
KILL HIM
>KILL HIM
KILL HIM
>KILL HIM
KILL HIM
>KILL HIM
KILL HIM
>KILL HIM
KILL HIM
>KILL HIM
KILL HIM
>KILL HIM
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You now remember Gorimbo being on one of the embeddeds and getting loads of coverage time and then losing badly in like 2 seconds.
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>throws hard the last 10 seconds
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>>154472377
the rocky johnson bought him a caravan
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>>154472377
he beat THE niko price
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Timbaktu put on a show for the fans
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>aus 1
>rest of world 1
IT'S NOT OVER YET
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>Thrembo Gorimby
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Gambino or whatever his name is has decent striking but he tires himself out forcing grappling when his grappling kind of sucks. IQ issue.
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>The house, gorumbo... Gonna need that back
SOON
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well well well...
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>>154472345
I thought Mar Fan vs Steele was ok
More entertaining than most ground I've seen
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holy shit how was that a split
>>
unfathomably based
>>
who cares both of these guys suck
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>thinks he won fight
>neither man knocked out
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>>154472403
>sal d'amato
we're in for some fuckery tonight lad
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there is no way a woman as vain as rebecca is staying with michael looking like this
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whats with the nigger music on ufc today?

do aussies love nigger music?
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Don't know how I'm gonna make it to the main event bros...
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Why are they interviewing decisions
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>>154472417
smelling salts
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>>154472034
Carlos Prates
Quillan Salkilld
Steve Erceg
Marwan Rahiki
Brando Pericic
Tai Tuivasa
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>>154472403
Round 1 was close
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Why the fuck has Bisping done that to his head. He looks about 20 years older
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This card is so bad. Even the Canadian card last week was better.
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Michael Bisping looks old
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Wes Schultz smokes newport 100s and only mingles on MLK Blvd
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>>154472034
Prater
Darius
Elliott Tim
Marvin
Drive Fast All Gaz
Kiefer Sutherland
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>>154472427
Ayyy lmao
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>>154472414
no we have our own black music
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jf-jHCdafZY
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there's not gonna be a single KO on this card is there?
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>>154472034
Gay DM
Al-Killd
Steve O
Marwan Vittori
Gassy
Thai Toasa
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>>154472034
Jack Della Maddalena
Quillan Salkilld
Steve Erceg
Ollie Schmid
Shamil Gaziev
Tai Tuivasa
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>>154472441
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nt0NcaxmGHo
CHOON
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>>154472427
It’s a buzz and every Brit has a little hatton in them
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wes schultz is one of the worst non-wmma ufc fighters i've ever seen
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>>154472034
Jack Della Maddalena
Beneil Dariush
Steve Erceg
Ollie Schmid
Shamil Gaziev
Tai Tuivasa
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wes schultz is one zesty fella
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would the abos be mad if I scaled ayers rock and took a big creamy dump on there?
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It’s party time
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This card > ufc 328
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>>154472450
Tai will heem. He's in shape for once and is fighting a terribly bad horrible bum. Marwan Rahiki (jeet who broke the bong's jaw the other month) will prob heem. Salkilld could heem dariush. Prates vs JDM could be heem. Shamil's fight might be a comic relief heem. Also 3 fights on the prelims are likely to be heems so relax.
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>>154472464
based

>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MKC-Jd7KN64
never forget :'(
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Aaron flipping Pico
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Schultz missed the turn to Suplex City
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Love me a bit of WRASSLIN
>>
BALD MAN STRENGTH
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He's fighting and refereeing at the time :O
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>>154472506
coach, fighter, and most importantly a father. put the belt on the kid
>>
Dad Cerrone was a different beast
>>
How do I get an MMA gf?
They are kind of masculine and want a masculine guy, a masculine fella. If I punched my testicles into mush in front of them, would they be impressed?
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Schultz is the superior fighter and I’m tired of hiding it
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Schultz with the Dricus classic.
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>dahts crazy
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let's go baldbros
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>>154472492
i hope you're right, anon
but it aint looking good so far

I NEEEEEEEEEED HEEEEEEEEEEEEMS

i'M NOT WATCHING MMA AT 5AM FOR WRESTLEFUCKING & CROTCHSNIFFING
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>>154472518
yeah
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>keylock hard to finish
I beg to differ. Happy Gilmore accomplished that feat no more than an hour ago
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I can look at Schultz for 2 seconds and tell you this guy isn't a UFC fighter. He wants to be in a room, smoking weed, listening to RHCP, not fighting UFC brehmeng
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>>154472530
SOVL
>>
beat the bitch to get the bitch
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SCHULTZ A DOG PUT THIS FAMILY MAN DOWN DO IT FOR THE BLOCK
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the UFC level is fucking dire
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I stopped watching the wahs for this sloppy bullshit
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>hurt opponent
>pull guillotine

why?!
>>
Johnston literally begging to be guillotined.

>>154472543
Australia cards are often a drop in quality lower down on the card. They want to fill the card with Aussies.
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Holy sloppa no wonder daner is pivoting to boxing these are your prospects
>>
Another fight of the year candidate
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holy schaubberoni what a shitshow
>>
This is fucking shit get up and swing you fucking faggots
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shades of volk/t-city
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Schultz is so fucking bad lmao cant beat a 36 year old debutee
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>refuses to pass his guard
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POWERSLAP 20

I CANNOT WAIT FOR THIS SPORTING EVENT
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Schultz is fucking horrific this guy needs to be cut ASAP
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hipster ass "grappler" getting manhandled by an old coach
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THIS IS YOUR 15TH WARNING USE YOUR POSITION OR I'LL CONSIDER STANDING YOU UP
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Disisursechandwarninillstenduup
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no wonder they put this card on at 4am

total shitshow
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shultz? more like shitz!
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powerslap 328
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Schultz bruh lmfao how are u this bad
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SCHULTZ HAS THE FIGHT IQ OF A WOMAN. Johnston was out
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>>154472589
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA GOT HIS ASS
>>
Haven’t visited these threads for a year or so. do we still talk about Schaub?
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S L O P
L
O
P
>>
AHAHAHA LMAO WHAT IS THIS SHIT
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I've never seen someone begging to be subbed like Johnston just was.
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Schultz has had Johnston dead to rights 3 times now and kwabbed
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embarassing fight
cut them both
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LETS FUCKING GO SCHULTZ
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Heeeeeeeeeeem comebacky
>>
bro
>>
Humiliating defeat.
>>
Bums.
>>
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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I wouldn't be surprised if Johnston threw that fight.
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Lmfaooooooo
>>
USA can’t stop winning on its birthday
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cut BOTH of these bums NOW
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>gillie'd
deport this man to new zealand
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Might be the worst fight ending in a finish I’ve ever seen in the UFC
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dealing with this fucking slop after takeru heeming rodtang is not easy brehs
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top kek
>>
Aussie fraud check card
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Submission of the night and FOTN and these are the prelims. BANGER CARD ALVRT
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Thats right bitches I never doubted him he knew he would tap
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Another loss for the bald race
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I can't believe I stayed up to watch this shit.
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JDM the only Aussie winning tonight b
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>>154472649
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Wes Schultz will probably never be Champion but he could be ranked one day.
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Bisping looks really young
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SUCK IT UNCLE SAM
It’s party time
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>suck it uncle sam
nigga you're the one who took out those loans
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>>154472662
Yeah man only rich Jews should be able to get an education. Peach of a take b.
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>flow state
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>>154472658
Bongistanis age in dog years
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man I can't wait for zuffa boxing
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never ever watching pooffa boxing
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>>154472670
Streets give me the education I need talmbout walking circles around you b
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The guy's name is Thickness?
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Colby thickness got this
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morales has scared eyes knawlmsayin
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I only walk out to Roy jones jr
>>
Shit, I thought Vince would win, but he appears to have entered the dying his hair silly colours phase of his life, and will thus surely lose.
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>>154472688
>>
has it gotten better yet
>>
Fear in the eyes and a twinkle in the toes
>>
le AI xD
>>
EDIT: Thicknesse has entere that phase of his life, too.
So this could be close.
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COME ON THIKNESS

HEEM THIS PURPLEHAIRED BASEDBOY!!!!!
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>asking ai leading questions so it tells you a ufc fighter is thick
grim
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>>154472709
>>
>he went to Thailand to make some new training partners
>he didnt know what was coming at him
Uhhh
>>
THICKNESS
IS
DOWN
WITH
THE
SICKNESS
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Retardedness loss to ilia’s brotha is no tough loss b talmbout brotha uvva achampion
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Mirin Thicknesse's buzzcut.
Buzzcuts are for MEN.

Thank you for your attention to this matter!
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thank god bruce isn't herebeit
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>>154472730
>I'm not lady
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Vince gonna crush this can and the crowd will boo
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thicknesse is fucked, ref needs to call this fight off asap
morales is about to hit him with a kikoho
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>>154472709
>>154472727
>>154472688
please
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>>154472727
BRAP
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Thicknesse just isn't fighter material. BJJ or karate, maybe, but not MMA.
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rape this rapinoe bitch
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>book big dan
>get dan mohedi
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Colby just isn't a fighter's name I'm afraid...
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>>154472760
What an ugly fucking cunt.
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>>154472688
>>154472709
The correct answer is Gina
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Genuinely wish the moment people CHEEEEEEEYOO they got shot in the fucking face
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>me name's *hic* bruce *hic* buffer and me *hic* bum *hic* is freeuse
>me name's sweet joe and leave some cock for the rest of us bruce gawld
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>>154472752
yes well done norma, HOWEVER
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>>154472752
bless
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this look hella gay
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Morales is a dog
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>>154472781
Would Tony soprano watch heem
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>>154472786
No
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Morales already tapped
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>>154472786
the italian word for man is uomo which is just how they write homo
make of this what you will
>>
Twister tonight please
>>
CHAIN
>CHAIN
CHAIN
>CHAIN
CHAIN
>CHAIN
CHAIN
>CHAIN
CHAIN
>CHAIN
CHAIN
>CHAIN
CHAIN
>CHAIN
CHAIN
>CHAIN
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>>154472789
He did like boxing and football tho
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Just how good is aleksandre topuria
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talmbout chain wrestling
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>>154472790
I saw that too, dirty cheater.
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>tries gillie
>tries triangle
>tries armbar
>tries RNC
kimora next?
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>>154472786
tony is definitely a lifelong boxcel who genuinely believes a boxer would heem a mmanlet before he even had the chance to shoot a takedown
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Would anyone like to strike tonight? No?
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>>154472805
brother of a champion. you do the math and tell me b
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WITNESS THE THICKNESSE
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I slept through my alarm
>>
UFC BJJ Australia Game Thread
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>>154472831
you missed nothing
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How the fuck did we get a night game?
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>>154472818
Tony would definitely bet on strickland vs khamzat
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>>154472831
Watch from the beginning. Bangers only
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I want Thicknesse to lose.
Down with the thicknesse
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>>154472837
not a numbered event
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reminder that if you haven't eaten a four'n twenty pie then you are not white
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>>154472823
very good
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>>154472850
why do you name your lihis after marijuana like some cypruss hill wiz khalifa
>>
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*hides post*
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doo got that penguin in him
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three goats
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Thinness
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Look at these pillow-fisted pussies.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=09LTT0xwdfw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=09LTT0xwdfw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=09LTT0xwdfw
GIVE THICKNESS YOUR ENERGY
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Lmfao the aussies are all shit
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fucking kek thicknesse sucks
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split inc
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>>154472831
I woke up comfortably at 9 am
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29-28 Morales

Australia BONED again
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oh no....
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another banger decision
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Colby Fickness
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Thickness doesn't have the wog genes to be a good fighter
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i could heem thicknesse stiff after 10 hours of work
>>
should be a draw
10-8 rd1 for thickness
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Fuck this shit man
>>
Majority drawl
>>
A lot of sloppiness on a slop card. as expected.
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robbed unironically
>>
mother trucking robbery wow
>>
ROBBED

My boy Vince NEEDED a win and they ROBBED him.
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lol
>>
No interview for decisions m8
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>>154472974
>>154472977
>>154472978

He clearly won the first 2 rounds.
>>
shart
>>
Vince Morales wins that fight under the superior judging and scoring criteria of ONE Championship.
>>
No interviews for non australian decisions
>>
4,000 strong there
>>
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QO2sdeFg9n4

GURU LIVE
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>australias top prospect
>fucking sucks
>>
Already fading lads... I'm gonna need a heem
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quilliam salkild title run inc
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>>154472994
We're all watching rigo thx
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Meerschart bout to sub this bum, biggest dog on the card
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>stay up until early in the morning on every US fight card
>Leafs and Burgers can't even handle it
Lmao, pussies
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>>154472996
Salkilld is good
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>>154473000
the kids getting humbled by a vet tonight b talmbout belts to asses
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>claims to be white
>identifies as italian/macedonian/english/lebanese
they are like culturally irrelevant americans with even sluttier women
>>
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>>154473000
full violence had to go with this gay shit because they were too afraid to go with the minority obliterator angle which would have netted them far more sales
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>>154473012
>thought for 7s
it did neither of these things
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>>154473012
>>
>>154473012
sort your life out
>>
why does everyone seethe at aussie fighters kek
>>
the matchmakers really fucked this card up
some of the most guaranteed to suck matchups i've ever seen to kick things off
5 guaranteed to be boring fights in a row, only rescued by kody motherfucking steele doing some ninja shit
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Gm heemed
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>>154473012
beautiful research man keep us posted
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Salkilld WILL heem
Salkilld WILL hit the smoking emote
Salkilld WILL smash Megan in the hotel room after
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>>154473039
malkoun hasnt heemed him yet
>>
THE Gerald Martshart
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>>154473022
>lowkickmma.com
>thesun
someone i know asked one of these to do simple arithmetic and it got it wrong
talmbout immediately obviously wrong with no logical explanation why
imagine being lower ranked than an abacus
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Lmao australians
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>canada continues ai talk
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>GM3 trying his best to recreate his Khamzat KO
>Yeah let's shoot the takedown
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unflushed meershart will defeat malcoon
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i would feel bad for aussies but they are immensely unlikeable individuals
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WE ARE TIM ELLIOT
WE ARE BENEIL DARIUSH
WE ARE CARLOS PRATES
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Canadian and Australian cards weren’t always like this
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>>154472034
Carlos Prates
Quillan Salkilld
Steve Erceg
Marwan Rahiki
Brando Pericic
Tai Tuivasa
>>
malkoun has never looked this retarded before
he's always been kind of slow and unimpressive but taking a single straight into bottom position for no reason against THE gm3 is a top 10 lowest iq move i've ever seen
>>
if this was khamzat the ref wouldn't threaten to stand them up
>>
>>154473089
did you see the itsuki fight?
>>
Not sure I'm gonna make it to the main at this rate.
>>
An absolute chess match what a fight
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>>154473081
Finland will never host a UFC card.
>>
the pressure of being a huge favorite is rattling this bum
>>
>>154473097
barely
had it playing but gook wmma is not something i can pay attention to, especially when theres a jeet involved
>>
Malkouns nose is broke
>>
GM3 is the only man who Khamzat couldn't take down
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>>154473113
it was some of the lowest iq anything i have ever seen outside of a care home
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>>154473105
>anglo solidarity
rats of a whisker as they say
>>
Why is Strickland yelling in the background?
>>
>>154473086
whomstve?
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>>154472034
Prates
Salkilld
Elliot
Rahiki
Pericic
Tuivasa
>>
No warning for 8 seconds of inactivity
>>
malkoun is a bum
>>
Martshart pulling side control. Genius
>>
>be ufc fighter in 2026
>be a fucking pussy
>>
i am off for a walk how long until this gets good?
>>154473143
some korean judo skirt
>>
never EVER watching power slap
>>
20-18 shart
>>
I blame Albo
>>
Dah mooovemen’tah canbeah BETTAH
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Fuckin punch his arse malkoun ya lebho fraud
>>
>>154473167
youre going to watch it
>>
>>154473173
what do they have to do with this did turki want her to sing for perth as well?
>>
these guys are ranked top 10
>>
is malkoun on a perc? dude cant stop itching his nose

shart broke this bums nose
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>>154473186
never have, never will
>>
>id be throwing nasty body kicks
>go ahead and grab it
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>>154473180
Bumkun should get cut
>>
>>154473197
i would rather watch kay hansen make bad porn on ferries than watch powerslap or the rugby one where they collide head on
>>
>>154473193
RETARD ALERT
RETARD ALERT
>>
29-28 shart
>>
Holy shit Aussies cannot fight
>>
OOOOOOOOH GM3 TURNING UP THE HEAT
>>
Easy win for the shart
>>
>>154473227
literally and unironically
>>
>>154472284
This is my first time watching anything all year. Went to both sites and had the same reaction.
>>
29-28 meerschaert

possibly 30-27
>>
30-25 Meerschaert
>>
hometown cooked decision
>>
>29-28 malkoun
Lmao trash
>>
robbed
>>
Aussie domination
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lol it's not a good decision but get fucked crotch sniffer boring grappling cunt
>>
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>>154473197
*slap*
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Aussies 3-2 now starting to look good
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Poor shart
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>>154472034
CP
Salkilld
Erceg
Marwan
Pericic
Louie
>>
thank you for sparing us an interview with that fucking pleb
>>
burgers on the ropes
>>
Malkoon is the worst type of MMA "fighter". strong wrestling and all the physical tools, when the fight starts he has the temperament to play it safe with no warrior spirt. Not a fan at all.
>>
this hue is indistinguishable from a jeet
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>>154472034
CP
Salkilld
Erceg
Rahiki
Gaziev
Sutherland
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good couple robberies there
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one more run
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>>154473262
The quality of wins is some of the worst in recent memory. At least one week since I’ve seen fights this bad
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>>154473276
he's 6'5
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>>154473276
aussies are the jeets of the UK, you ought to know
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>67 mentioned
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>>154472034
Prates
Salkilld
Erceg
Rahiki
Gaziev
Sutherland
>>
who is this 7ft indian?
>>
That's just the tall guy from Key & Peele
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>>154473262
Having to go to war for all of them is wild
>>
MANY MENG
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holy fak I did not realize the fights started normal saturday night time here, I almost missed it. let's fr*cking go
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can anyone give me a ride to mcdonalds for breakfast? I forgot I wasn't supposed to drink
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kevin christian looks like an indian that someone stretched vertically in photoshop
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>>154472034
JDM
Salkilld
Erceg
Rahiki
Gaziev
Tuivasa
>>
>>
>>154473341
Drink and drive there. Wake yourself up by the shoe strings b
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tafa is getting heemed here, only the apex energy or this card can save him
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based camera man
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>>154473348
>
>>
You know a card is gonna be ASS when a Tafa is on it.
>>
These guys both Indian fighters?
>>
HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEM
>>
MANMORES BTFO AGAIN
>>
Absolute fucking retarded lanklet lmao, get fucking heemed
>>
HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEM
>>
FINALLY A HEEM
>>
DIE CUNT
>>
HEEM
it breathes life into me
>>
A TAFA HAS WON A FIGHT IN THE UFC
I REPEAT
A TAFA HAS WON A FIGHT IN THE UFC
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>>154473357
lmao shows what I know
>>
Wow he heemed him
>>
HEEEEEEM
>>
HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEM REDEEEEEEEEMYYYYYY
>>
masterclass of striking. yet another fight of the year candidate
>>
>>154473350
>>
Maybe that hue really is indian
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HEEEEEEEEM
REDEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEMED
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Talmbout hittin em with tomahawk jams b
>>
corr took a few nice ones after he was out then lek
>>
This is not a good morning
>>
Heeminder Contender Series is yet to produce even one single elite fighter and it exists for the sole purpose of flooding the roster with bums on 12/12 contracts.
>>
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>NOOOOOOO YOU CANT LET HIM GET KNOCKED HECKIN OUT REF!!! NOT OKAY!!!!!!!!
>Edit: wow thanks for all the upvotes guys
>>
11 elbows where did they find this huecan?
>>
Should've turned into the avatar of Krishna instead of being heemed
>>
alright i'm back what have i missed
>>
Tafa is now 7-5 title shot when?
>>
>>154473411
go back to roon m8
>>
>I deserve that bonus
>im trying to get married
*doesn’t get bonus*
>>
Bisping didn't know the name either
Top quality UFC employees
>>
bisping looks poo
>>
>looks indian
>is crushed underneath "the juggernaut"
this was obvious for anyone with eyes to see
>>
oh just a finish no biggy
>>
chinaman lol
>>
>legendary polish power
>>
>>154473436
Kek
>>
no need for another thread. this card will be over in an hour
>>
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this McKenzie chick sucks Megan would never fumble this much
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he looks like an actual rapist
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>>154473474
meg has better yay
>>
I might move to Perth what’s it like? Want somewhere permanently hot. Ideally no rain or wind
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>>154473476
>WASP
>no tattoos
>adult haircut
Having Cameron as a first name is a bit weird but there’s no way he’s a wrongun
>>
>>154473495
Perth gets more rainfall than London.
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>>154473495
yes you should move to perth ;)
>>
>>154473474
I kinda miss megan gamethreads ngl
>>
>>154473476
>base is BJJ
he is
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I got money on Cam so I'm cheering for the Aussie for a change

LETS GO
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>>154473495
we're full
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>>154473551
>>154473551
>>154473551
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>>154473553
are thread links showing with a line through them for anyone else even though they work?
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>>>154473488



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