next up>sydney v melbourne, sydney>gold coast v gws, gold coast
good bake op
>>154475515FUCK OFF
>>154475518?
>>154475585read the edition
good knight
>>154475629not a "poofta" mate
dont post pictures of vaginas like last night haha
lol
>>154475749collingwood 15th in a few weeks to top it off
royal commission when
>>154475764i can only get so erect
>Carlton
Vossy gone on this Monday or next Monday after bane put up 100 on them in the 2nd half?
>>154475764West coast lost against Richmond at home.They aren't winning another match this season.
>>154475977I'm a fan of the poetic send off, blown away by the former club he coached and ran into the ground.I'm hoping Wright keeps him around like the good Collingwood plant he is though.
you may call me an antisemite but you wont call me wrong
>>154475977>2 more weeks!
https://streamable.com/iblsvz
>>154476245corr kim duthie style
I've been thinking, for the good of the league Collingwood needs to finish 10th, then go on to win the flag.There is nothing that will kill the garbage idea of the Wildcard quicker.
League's gone, game's gone. Time to move on. Everything dies.
finna turn back time to the 90s
>>154476522same but the 70s and get a braless big bush gf
I'm moving to Thailand.
>>154476545crispo
Newmarket (UK) R5 #7
>>154476358They're killing the league on purpose because the pressure release of free masculine expression through sport amongst other things needs to be funneled into the depopulation war machine under the guise of protecting you and the vulnerable peoples (as it always is) via the cte lawsuit waves killing sport everywhere or at the least killing it's spirit and appeal.
wildcard round is one of the least retarded things this admin has done tbf
Fuck cars
so when you go on a prozzie run do you catch the bus or ride a bike or get mumza to drop you off or what
https://www.instagram.com/reel/DWzOsR9hySj/
>>154477035i get mumza to drop me off at the nearest business that i could plausibly have a job interview at
>>154477035I haven't been since I had one get a crush and ask me to stay afterwards, I went "uhhh" and she said forget it, so I kissed her forehead sweetly and left, still regret it.
when i sold weed a regular would get dropped off by his mumza and make her wait in the car.
I lose so much money gaming, I reslly suck at it
>>154477273I used to hang out with this dude who had cancer (hes in remission now) because he'd give me free bud and pharmys. his mum had run a brothel for a gang for 30 years and was now retired but the gang connections were still super strong (i had dinner at their house with some of the big dogs and went to their christmas party one year). she would drive him to his dealer if I or one of the other leeches wasnt aroundone time he found a dude who would sell him an ounce on grindr and I drove him out there and the dude ran off with his money. turns out the money was from the gang and so they organised another deal on a different phone, abducted the dude and drove him out of town, stripped him naked, beat the shit out of him and left him there I wasnt involved at all and had no idea thats what they were going to do but they did ask me if i wanted to come along lol
>>154477365Girl on the right has a beautiful and cute face
I want to save her
>>154477395mad lads
Do you blokes like gregorian chants?
>>154477395it do be like that
>>154477473I don’t know what that is
>>154477473Do you mean actual Gregorian chants or that pop-new-age 'Gregorian' stuff that was all the rage for a hot minute in 2002?
>>154477525I don't know the difference
>>154477473more of an orthodox chant chad
>>154477478they actually brought the dudes phone back to my friends house which seems fucking dumb now that I think about it but i got into his phone and wrecked havoc on his digital life. changed his passwords to everything, posted his nudes and photos smoking crack on his fb and deleted a ton of his gaming accounts including his LoL account
time for my annual ritual watch of a clockwork orange
>>1544775442spooky4me
>>154477544get over here iykwim haha
>>154477626I'm looking forward to the new Mortal Kombat movie
>>154477644didn't see the other one but my brother said it wasn't bad
Based broza
>>154477674surprisingly not terrible with some very good bits which is about the best you could hope for
there a no good new movies
>>154477727define new
>>154477727the matrix was decent
>>154477766I can vividly recall seeing in the cinema with dadza and brothers as a nipper.
>>154477766it's almost 30 years old lad
>>154477866and it still looks better than 99% of movies made since then
dodge this ***BRRRRRRAAAAAAAPPP***
>>154477911how could you do me like this?
>>154477888i know but you can hardly call it new
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7HtRCimrNkQ
i get drunk alone verey saturday night and i dont even know whyi dont enjoy it ata all
>pooftas fuck off but if they did that you'd have no players and no audience
>>154477365crazy how close the poo hole is to penis-enveloping hole
>>154478513did you go to their live show mate?
Wow Heeny looks greatNot gay of coourse
you're all a bunch of faggots
>>154483607where do you think you are buddy
/alf/ is a straight man's general, all the gayposting is just nrlsperg
Gayfl
Why are Melbourne such huge underdogs against the swans? Do they have some big outs?
good morning alf
>>154483973the boogeyman isnt real anon
fuck the silvagnis
>no footy until 3pmFuck this, been going off my head all morning, dads just come in and told me to shut up
based dadza
>>154485700what?
>>154485700shut the fuck up
>>154485769No you shut the fuck up cunt or I’ll fucking shut you up faggot you faggot cunt, you dumb little bitch cunt fuck, I’d love to fucking crack your jaw and fucking make you miserable
>>154485839listen mate if you can't stop carrying on like a porkchop i will give you such a belting you don't sit down for a week so pull your head in NOW
>>154485769https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u5xchxJ6460this clip is etched into my psyche
>>154475468thanks swanpoof
Why does calling them Port Power send SAmongs off into such a seetheLiterally the team that joined the AFL and won a premiership
>>154485891You are lucky I will never know who you are in real life because your real life would end that day real fucking quick you fucking cunt dog
>>154486440Fuck you mutt you stupid cunt I can tell what a pissweak little poof you are by the way you type
Would you mind calm downOtherwise daddy (me) is going to have to step in to teach you a lesson
>>154485700sunday 1:30pm was the perfect slot for fred v wb
I would trip up but the revelation of how much my schizophrenic samefagging drives /alf/ would actually break the general
>>154486440that wasnt me, dont you ever fucking try to pretend to be me to get a few (You's) you little faggot wannabe
>>154486557Fuck off idiot
>>154486440>>154486458>>154486502>>154486557>>154486577samefag
>>154486524you're not that important
>Some media talking heads are saying Brisbane are objectifying women by listing Prior's only strength as his girlfriendFucking hell, they're determined to make a story out of this aren't they?
>>154486606
Just put an old phone in the oven to see what would happen and it exploded and caught on fire
>>154486577get fucked you pathetic poofta cunt, get a fucking personality instead of fucking trying to jump on my back you irrelevant maggot fuck, youve done this a few times and im fucking sick of it
>>154486691I could've told you that is what would happen despite having no prior experience cooking phones in the oven.
Why is everyone always fighting in /alf/ lately? Are people just angry and frustrated in their personal lives and needing any outlet to vent their frustration?
>>154486736You softcok little poofI would heem you into the next hemisphere if you ever had the guts to meet upBut you won't because you are a genuine sissy A bitchA woman
We need the circus and the bread
Mate sent me a remix of Skrewdriver x Skrillex, called SkrilldriverMight pump that for a bit and chill out
>>154486691lgm
>>154486771This in fighting is what happens when the bread is stale and the circuses are boring.
>>154486758Time and place then you fat faggot, I’ll take your fucking head clean off
Has anyone else been forwarded the video of the two VAFA players getting caught having arse sexWow
>>154486824Not interested desu senpai.
>spent night with family>younger cousins constantly saying based, goyslop, chad, mog ect>even played lil b on the karaoke machineMy culture has been appropriated and I dont like it
>>154486822You won't show up you poof just like the five other times I've tried to meet youLimp dick low t mutt
the saw 'movies' were never good
>>154486824Post it
The state of /alf/ is ultimately due to the actions and inactions of three individuals >Andrew Dillon>Laura Kane>Greg Swann
>>154486691whats next on your science experiment list
>>154486880I want to dig under the neighbours house but that's still in the planning phase
Already put on 5kg this year
Remember that boong who kidnapped a little girl but it turned out he just wanted to dress her up because he was a schizo (one of us)Anyone got the photo of him wearing the Fred hat?
i want a handheld radio jammer i can use to point at tradies radios and fuck with em
>>154486654he is legitimately better looking than her
>>154487031Perhaps but I would sex her and not sex him.
one magic please barrista
>>154487189Here you go mate*punches you in the mush*
A hsgf has started working at the local cafe and now I have to go everyday
Just popping out to parliament, you lads what any?
why the fuck did they have two overlapping games yesterday and no 1pm game today
>>154487259See >>154486864I am beginning to think they are not just stupid and incompetent, but malicious and evil
I broke the flush on the toilet so you have to reach into the cistern to flush. Just told the gf not to worry about it and I'll do itNow I get to look at all her poos
>>154486918Not your fault, body is craving fat for winter
Looking forward to watching the footy soon*be's me checking the fixture*Holy schamoly what we're they thinking???
>>154486843Shut up little faggot ass bitch, go get mummy to make your some breakfast so you’ve got some strength to post your dumb fucking opinion in here and watch porn all day you pathetic virgin lmao
im going to get the sunday scaries really bad in that hour and 20 minutes without footy tonight
>>154486843>>154487355samefag
Any puzzle game recommendations? I want to increase my IQ
I want to play a good Rhodesian bush war game
fraudmantle
Business idea, rounds take this format:THURSDAY:Primetime game in Melbourne (MCG)FRIDAY:Primetime game in Melbourne (MCG)SATURDAY:2pm game in QLD2pm game in NSW4:30pm game in SA 7:30pm game in WA SUNDAY:12pm game in Melbourne (Marvel)2pm game in Melbourne (MCG)4pm game in Melbourne (Marvel) Any Melbourne slot can be swapped with Geelong.
>>154487579Are you autistic perchance?
I own a genuine cricket used in action during DDay
migrant tradies are the most dangerous fuckheads
>>154487579nta but yes
>>154487606Tell me why this wouldn't work better than the current retardation.
>>154487579sorry what problem is this solution solving?
>>154487627>police shortages in melbourneTell me ACAB wasn't a psyop to accelerate social decline.
>>154487579You're a fucking moron
I HAVE A BAD CASE OF DIARRHOEA I HAVE A BAD CASE OF DIARRHOEA
>>154487755Trouble in tummy town
>>154487755checked and good luck fren
>>154487755So do I, was doing big farts and a rumbly tummy at 6am then was shitting by 9
i thought i had diarrhoea but it was just a sloppy swans after the morning coffee
>>154487755why you say the same thing twice
>>154487887
>>154487755LGM
>>154487316toilets are comically easy to fix. let me guess, you get someone to change your tire too?
Nick Daicos is a descendant of Achilles.
why is there always some micro controversy in afl that consumes all media discussion for a few days before everyone forgets about it
>>154487931Lol you have autism
>tightens one screw>that will be $600 thanks
>>154487935No but Steven Mayopolous
Being able to read only text and not subtext is the surest sign of a bona fide autist
this retard thinks hes writing deep and meaning full shit with "subtext"
Bullying autistic ""people"" is just a good time
>you only read comments on a surface level
>>154487579nice ideas eddie, but why can't be have a game in melbourne during saturday?
We used to bully one of the autists in high school by inviting him to fake parties at made up addresses KekLewis if you're reading this, I still think you're a fucking loser
>>154488089Based
holy projection
I bet some of you retards are just like the cunts I used to bully at school and now bully at job sites
>>154487436baba is you
>>154487436The Witness
Should I pick up a trade or go to uni?
>>154488119It looks a bit difficult,i don't want to get filtered
i couldnt really fathom uni these daysyou would probably be the only white person
I still remember when Daniel pissed himself on the bus 20 years agokek
>>154488134have you got any connections? if you can leverage those, do whatever is required
>>154488164Haha we had an autistic called Daniel tooHe was absolutely spastic
just pull your boots up and a firm handshake will get you a job mate
>>154488200How did you get this footage of the Swans changing room?
>>154488200side by side we stick together
>>154488157you get better at it as you play and understand the rules. it doesn't throw you in the deep end
>>154488200God, I wish I was a hot boy.
I am such an elite poster I can induce a porn/scat/gore posting melty at will
>>154488210lol
>gay postthread starts popping off
>>154488200Is this sort of thing fun?
Good morning alf
Out of nowhere the gay intrusive thoughts have come back
>>154488243like you wouldn't believe. go pies
>>154487436>>154488157play bejeweled 3
>>154488243yes mate
White board writer has been identified
Not interested in anything going up my bum, but the other aspects of gay sex intrigue me
All of my posts are carefully calculated to confuse, coerce and control.
why did everyone in this thread turn gay?
What should I do with my life (today)
>>154488200read the op, you're not allowed here
Worst Cooked Peegles
>>154488378Just give it a try and you'll see
>>154487436Outer WildsTry not to read much about it beforehand, its a game you dont want any spoilers on
>>154487681australian pigs are lazy fuckheads, they won't do anything
>>154488378>turnthread was always gay
>>154487436Also Blue Prince, Portal, and Stephens Sausage Roll
>>154486654>>154487031Shes probably a nice girl
>>154488591yepthat's what happens when this faggot fairweather swasnsook bakes never did this last year when his shit team was terrible, classic fairweather
>>154488678>no titsfor me its sean darcy's wog slampig misso
>>154488158why would they make it even easier to get laid
>>154488378Common Core, Safe Schools, and online psyops
>>154488726Post her?
>thread doesn't have the game times, matchups, and betting odds
who are you quoting mate?
>>154488378>>154488383>>154488751>>154488882>>154488908fuck up questionsperg
kys
is it autism to think a conversation is just a series of statements?
not in the fucking mood today footy is still over 4 hours awayjust dont fuck with me today
>>154488690I didnt bake it swans seether. Good thread though :) gone a but quiet lately champ? Hope youre well at any rate, send my regards to your boyfriend
>>154488923shan't
>>154489035there is no single swans seether and you can be smug when you actually win a granny you sad faggot
i dont seethe about the swans i laugh at themthe same story is playing out again and you dont believe me
>>154489080I can do what I like grandpa :)
>you dont believe mewhat are your credentials?
>>1544891122014, 2016, 2022, 2024
>>154489112Ive supported essendon since 1982 you smug cunt
nrlsperg on fire this morning
>>154489201swasnsook cleaning the cheese out of spudnow
>>154488882
>>154489226how do you know which posts are mine?
>spend hours crying about sydney every weekend>y-youre a sooklol
>>154489138years you got laid?
its laughing at sydney not crying
>>154487887https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_7ZyRB3-X7A
>>154488678Looks like a tranny kinda desu
>>154489009Real life conversations are easymode if you listen and ask follow up questions
>i-im laughingheh
>>154489566like what
>>154489591Do you have a topic you'd like to roleplay?
>>154489619y-you too thanks m'lady
>>154489316Hodor's winning off the field, no wonder he can't get onto it
>>154489316shes no slampig
>>154489726give it a couple of years
>>154489316CorrrWould
rip cam mccarthy, real nigga g we pour one out for you playa
anyone got that screencap of the poster pretending to be 12 years old or something and sarcastically saying how much he loves big tits?
>>154487436https://lichess.org/4GL6Sfq1
purchased a coles lamb shoulder roast for 58 dollarsthanks albo
>>154490102how much did you tip saar
>>154490102>eating meat
>>154490102labour derangement syndrome
>>154490110I went and bought it cunt.uberjeets is the nipple of the citycunt
>>154490102>buys something expensive instead of the cheaper alternative>blames others
>>154490140>uberjeets is the nipple of the citycuntreckon you mean someone in the suburbs, someone in the city would just walk five minutes and get it himself
lamb shoulder is a cheap cut
>>154490102cunts fucked
>>154490153Yeah this.>bought a $500 shirt despite earning average wage>thanks albo
last time I went to a major city the air stung your eyes probably all the car exhaust and everything smelled like urinealso the sun disappeared around midday from the shadows of the buildingsdont know how anons live there, everyone acts like everyone else is out to get them
most rural anons get sick after visiting the cityweak immune systems
probably the pathogens city people acquire from the browns and yellows they live with
what does alf think of the maribyrnong (the nong) river?
>>154490238>>154490275
>citycunts are healthyKEK
most covid deaths were rural folks
>>154490312OH NONONO VAXSISSES THIS ANTIVAXXOID TRUMPTARD CONSPIRACY THEORIST JUST DOWNDOOTED US
covid deaths were asterisked harder than any geelong win at chead ground
The plague came from cities
>New research has found 89 per cent of construction workers have gambled in the past year, greater than the national average.>The research revealed two in five construction workers fell into high-risk gambling, with one in two workers aged 18 to 39 falling into that category.Tradies R U OK?
Footy can't start soon enough.
>>154490398could've been starting right about now if the afl weren't incompetent retards
aaahh the heckin research from mukumbe dilikatalaka abcs first trans journalist
>>154490398league starts at 2pm
whats league
>>154490430Sorry, this post has been removed by the moderators of spee.Be civil. Respect Chaniquette and follow 4Chan sitewide rules.Rudeness and bigotry will not be tolerated.Why is this person's gender relevant to the story?
>>154490495its also known across australia as footy
At least we’ve got Sunday night footy to starve off the Sunday blues
>gc gws is on at fucking 7:20pmWTF
>>154490572it's straff off champ
>>154490574neet chad hours lmao
>>154490585Never fucking ever call me champ again mate
getting sleepy...
>the polite word is actually the rude word xD>australia is so interesting and quirky and irreverent xD
>>154490346*meant asian immigration
citycunts would die in a war with regional chads
>>154490715desi showed this is just simply not true
>>154490341sneed
i unironically can't wait for this and you're my enemy if you disagree
>tfw no australianised gym bunny high maintenance Asian gf
Game status: gone
>>154490747this but gym bunny, high maintenance wog gf
Tradies won’t even be able to watch the full game tonight because they have to go to bed early to be up at 5am lmao
>>154490745I honestly don't give a shit, the world would be better off without the mass proliferation of the internet
https://www.carsales.com.au/cars/details/2024-suzuki-carry-kc-auto/OAG-AD-25801156/
Kysiah "Kozzie" Pickett is an excitement machine
BRILLIANT BY THE LITTLE CHAMP
>>154490823progress is inevitable meatbag
HE MAY NOT BE THE BIGGEST MAN ON THE FIELD BUT THE LITTLE MAESTRO STANDS TALL
>>154480083nah i only found out they were in the country after they had already played my city. sound like it was a bit of a clusterfuck anyway kek.
>>154490890'progress' is a loaded term. if we find that we're going the wrong direction, the most 'progressive' man is the one who turns around and goes back the soonest. and we are going in the wrong direction.
Neale: Strengths - contested footy, work rate Weakness - married women, being a good father
Oscar AllenStrengths:Weaknesses: Competitive Professional Sport
>Taylor WalkerStrengths: RacismWeaknesses: Racism
>>154490810Public holiday in QLD innit?
>>154490920Zorko: Strengths - contested footy, work rate Weakness - married women, being a good father
fucking shaking my head at the amount of blokes in this thread trying to make a hero of themselves.
>fucking shaking my head at the amount of blokes in this thread trying to make a hero of themselves.
>>154490810RDO champ
Nick DaicosStrengths: baiting free 50s, arching backWeaknesses:
>>154490916evolve or die meatbag
There's a heroIf you look inside your heart
kinda crazy how your earwax just falls out of your earalways surprises me when it happens
>watch demons v swans>couple of joints before dinner, might cook a spag bol>watch suns v giants>play some heroes of might and magic olden era for a few hours and eat ice cream>sleep in till 9am tomorrow then go for a surffeels really comfy being a neet
>noooooo you cant take a photo its illegal
>>154490977Gonna do a cashie brah? Rip off a single mum for a simple job? Then go play the pokes brah? Pick up the gf from school? Tax dodging fuckwit, I can’t wait until the ATO tears your arse apart
you know what the biggest money maker is? emergency tradies fucking hell they scam those in need
just bought $3000 worth of tools i didn't need to get $500 back extra in my tax back this year, fucken free money cunce
>citymaggots with government gibs jobs complaining about people who make and repair thingslol
got him on a string lads
None of youse cunts would want to see my whiteboard. Scathing.
>>154491100Lmao tradiecucks thinking they are special, any white collar god could do what a fuckhead tradie does, but a tradie couldn’t do a white collar gods job
ibises are pretty cool and interesting birds really
>>154491195kek so truetradie "skills" are known as weekend odd jobs to emailGODs
>>154491055Im a plumber and do a lot of emergency work. If the customer is struggling i never charge for labour and try to repurpose parts from other jobs if I can. I know what its like to struggle being from a poor background. If you ever have a severely blocked drain where the blockage has saponified or regular drain clearing techniques dont work hire an electric jetter from an equipment hire place. Its 50% of the call outs i get, also turn your mains pressure down a touch to mitigate long term damage.
>>154491074>sure mate i can wake up, get out of bed and come out at 2am. the price? same as my business hours fee.
>send email>pointless meeting>use powerpointimagine doing this every day
>>154491210thanks
>n-no the email senders are doing their own electrical work and not paying us>we better lobby the state to make it illegal
>>154491217i hate it. i just left my cushy $140k wfh gig for this very reason. sick of being a fake person doing fake work every day
>>154491233what are you doing now?
many data scientists these days say powerpoint is bad and that presenters are better off not using it
clueless white collar retards are a goldmine charged one two hundo to 'fix' a rangehood (the power switch was turned off behind the rangehood) kek
>>154491250making up shit on 4ch
>heh i can do the very easiest jobs of your trade to a first year apprentice standard, tradies are useless
>>154491256for now>>154491250concrete labourer and some freelancing. will become a teacher next
why the FUCK wasn't there an early sunday match and instead a doubled-up saturday slurper?
>forgetting to drop your tripplaying both sides of the argument is cringe mate
>being proud of having a jewish daycare "job"kek
got the hot goss from a drunk cunt who couldn't stop talking and works at TAB last night he said the reason why afl is pushing this arc check shit so heavy handed is because the betting orgs all banded together and asked for more reliable decisions in terms of goals etc because of they would be opened up to a world of hurt if the afl accepted a missed goal etc. said its one of the things gil first pushed when he joined TAB.
>not helping the most antisemitic generation in a century become all they can beshiggy
I like going to jobs and the rich housewives stand there drooling over you while their sedentary email sending husbands stand there looking angry because another man is in their house fixing something they couldnt
>>154487935The resemblance is uncanny
>>154491321Betting agencies must be big sponsors or someshit.
I like paying retards to do easy work while I work on projects that their miniscule brain could not comprehend
sorry lads, will leave the battle of the collars to you - leagues started
>projectsKEK
>>154491402name one project you are working on
doing a funkopop reorg. you?
>>154491450Learning my boyfriends native language
>>154491450Building a custom POS system for 50 retail storesA dropship system (essentially an external PIM that suppliers can access which then connects to the main PIM)Setting up a data warehouse
>>154490651never call me mate again cunt
>>154491485Gay.
>>154491491I understand things you don't understand can be scary
>>154491501Gayer.
>>154491485How will you handle a net split scenario where 10 stores lose internet for four hours, and during that time, a supplier updates a product price in the PIM that is currently being sold offline in those stores?
>>154491485based claude code oneshotter
>>154491512You never let your suppliers just change the pricing willynilly. If they want to change a price they submit it and has to be approved by us. We wouldn't change pricing of products while theres stores having an outage.
>details thread into a tradie v office job argument with one postAnd people say I don’t have full control over this general lmao. You’re all my puppets
>>154491532wrong. git gud
>>154491532You dont know what youre talking about do you lmao
>>154491557no but steven may
>>154491557Of course I do. Getting paid handsomely to know what I'm talking about.
>>154491574Your answer is incorrect and shows your lack of knowledge. I feel for your employer
Blokes I would roundhouse kick in the head then piss on while they were lying in a collapsed heap on the ground>Jordan Lewis>Tony Jones>(You)
>>154491594Rightio.
thinking about buying one of them vr headsets to watch camwhores
>>154491624you would do that to yourself??
>>154490724It took 500+ citycucks over 6 months to stop 1 regional man.
hi josh
>>154491652No, (You).
>>154491450nice try zhang
>>154491718>>154491633exposed
>>154491532this seems like a reasonable answer dunno why these pseuds are dogpiling on you. you set the policy.
Thinking about getting pizza for dinner
why are you replying to yourself champ? move on, accept your incompetence
>>154491485advanced shelf stacker. what an amazing individual you are
>>154491741Of course. They want access to our customers then they have to play by our rules. Very standard for dropshipping.
I'm too opinionated
>>154491801Give it a rest faggot nobody gives a fuck except you and the soerg youre arguing with.
>tradies seething when it turns out they couldn't do or even understand what email senders actually dokek KEK
email senders are just keeping their positions warm for ai
cumming i love cumming
>tradiehater anon has already made 9+ posts about tradiesGenuinely sad for him
I looked that all up using aiseems like youre a checkout chick who stocks shelves and keeps inventory with a computerhaha
How do i into dropshipping?
brisbane """fans""" are melting down on bigfooty about the whiteboard leak and refuse to accept that it's entirely brisbane fc as an organisations fault.
>>154491868use ai mate, anyone can do that shit now lol
>>154491225You know insurance won't cover unlicensed electrical work? You know the reason for that is because unlicensed electrical work can poses a risk of severe injury or death because it won't be done safely?How else would you ensure that electrical work is done safely and to a high standard so it doesn't pose a risk?
swans bros the all australian 2026 fullback tom mccartin is outreckon serong should play there today hes a gun
>>154491924shut the fuck up union shill
hate tradieshate email senderssimple as
>>154491930What happened?
hate having to be a career 'professional'. wish i could just pissfart around in some small retail store and just let it be at that, clock in clock out, no dramas
NOOOO YOU CAN'T JUST DO ANYTHING WITHOUT A LICENCE
>>154491966knee injury, coulda played theyre just being cautious
>>154491966got dicked down too hard last night in sydney
>>154491988my bad
Got kayo recently. Like the no ads during quarters but the commentators are a tier below the free to air ones. Dont know which one to watch
>>154487229this but kmart and she's a legal nothsgf
how good are boobs ey
>>154492001gross
>>154491997>>154492001samefag
got your lightbulb changing loicense mate
>>154491971https://youtube.com/watch?v=HM-jHhUZfFI
The only transvestite in afl history is a victorian
oi mate you got a permit for that hole you're digging? drop the shovel you're breaking the law
the only homosexual in afl history is a lion
full penetration on the kick
>>154492047>born : Ballarat Victoriahahaha
2010 kino is back on the menuhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2r_j9iPfFwQ
>>154492059>leave country victoria for the big smoke of brisbane>become gaymany such cases
Tranhomotoria
gayness tier listbrisbanemelbournesydney
how long until people realise that tradies are just people who own tools and equipment?its not fucking hard. licence and permits are a scam.
you email sending GODS ready for your ohsa mandated stretch break? hells yeah lets do it!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wC8gn-eqrDU
>>154492087gotta give that one to the peegue sissies
dress pants are comfier than jeans
is preformative office enthusiasm a real thing? don't think i could cope with that.
>>154492087mayhaps a nice bum on her
>>154492111no, but some people are annoyingly chipper in a performative way, like the typical HEYYY HOW'S IT GOIIIIING THAT'S GOOOOOD women
That was put of bounds twice
>>154492087SEXO
>>154492111only time i experience that is when some third party is trying to sell me something
>tattoos
can't even be bothered watching this shitney dees slop
>>154492087>wristshe is going to explode when her career is over
why does the sydney crowd need an announcer to say who kicked a goal after they kicked itshouldn't they know their own players
>>154492158hopefully all over my face iykwim haha
Shootout in Sydney (not Bondi)
HAS to be fined for staging, pathetic
The last three goals of the match have come directly from centre bounce clearances. Melbourne have two goals from these clearances and Sydney has one.
>>154492153>skinny thighslow t
oi cunt got a licence to go outsidejust stay inside for just another 2 more weeks we need to flatten the curvewhat you're doing is insanely dangerous
>English (US)
>shitney
>>154492058wouldn't mind if she penetrated me fully iykwim haha
>>154492226looking Sharp
if nate caddy were irish he'd be nate paddy
>>154492173>>154492233haha ikwym haha iykwim haha
>stupid camera angles>annoying music>annoying announcer>annoying teamman i hate scg games
tboys and tgirls should just get together and have lovely sex and stuff :3
Why do all black players live up to the athletic but terrible decisionmaking stereotype?
sydney fans LOVE their teamexcept when they're not winning
>>154492267Yeah the angles of shots on goal are real bad
>>154486947
scg is just a shit ground for everything
Shithole Cunt Ground
>>154492292most are still asking where's buddy
>>154492291esava ratagoulea is one of the highest-iq players you'll ever see mate
>>154492305Haha cheers brother
What do you reckon Brett Guerra is up to this afternoon?
sale race 7 n12
>>154492327>Guerraproblamente una siesta esta tarde
sydney chead ground desumeme goal kicking records
I'm starting with the man in the mirrorI'm asking him to change his ways
I know one AFLW girl and she was and is the biggest cock slutActually vile
JAD WARNAH :DDDDd
>>154492363i was JUST thinking specifically about this songspooky
>be on knees with ball, see someone running at you>lower head and headbutt them>*PHWEE* HIGHi fucking HATE this so much
Anyone got any good porn to post?
no one noting that 4 people have posted this game?
>>154492372you watched this earlier, numbnuts >>154492082
i have never just posted posted and i never fucking willmy colldowns are far too important to be wasted on a post being hit
>>154492393i did not
>>154492375
>>154492398liar
>>154492400whatever trevor
DA LIZARD
Haven't left the house since I got home from toil on Thursday (unless you count scurrying up the street without shoes on to chase after my cunt of a cat while one of the new tradie neighbours was out the front fondling his yank tank a few lots away)
>>154492373I love doing this almost as much as I love sucking cock
>Spotlight: sovereign citizensoooo the powers are getting spooked. this is good. tremble yee cowards. your day of reckoning will soon commence.
>>154492419hi nick
DEADLY UNNA
>>154492087It seems like there are less lezzos playing NRL
There are 000 active vegan players in thr AFL
don't sovcits basically just have a different take on law and want to be left alone? i don't think they're planning terrorist attacks or anything.
>>154492425"sovereign citizen" cookers are bunch of delusional fucking retards
In australia it's illegal to fight in any foreign defence force except the USA, NZ,Canada,UNITED KINGDOM or Israel
Why do you fags always talk about politics in these threads?
>>154492465it's just obsessed autistic fuckheads from /pol/
>>154492465the L in AFL stands for Let's inject politics into your sport
sovereign citizens are one of those things that are more or less harmless but people obsess over and constantly talk about how evil they are and basically want them to die. same with flat earthers
>>154492473lotta cunts that never go outside tbqh
Just dawned on me every Melb v Syd sports rivalry is severely plastic
how much are they paying you
I really hate this fucking song.
love this song
>>154492460>israelpourquoi?
>ump gets in the way almost causing a goalepic
Fuckin Laurie
Just took a chunk out of my finger while cutting a slice of lime for my mojito
>>154492550should've left it for someone with culinary and knife licences mate
fiending for a nap but it's getting a bit late
uh sweeneybros
i'm hard.
>>154492566same, fuck he's a sexy silver fox
I’m so damn cozy rn
>>154492550Your subconscious telling you that you should have had a bloody Mary.
>>154492555It won't stop bleeding
Why would they let a right wing extremist like her into the ground?
>>154492579Stick it up your bum
>>154492579go doctor, could be a stitches job
>>154492579prob need stitches matego now so you can be back for the last game
>>154492579Maybe stop moving the damn towel around and keep some fucking pressure on it, dummy.
>>154492590>>154492591kek nah fuck off it's a little cut on my finger, I just bleed a lot. It stopped after I put some pressure on. DESU I started painting dots on the paper towel and got fixated so I didn't wanna stop.
>>154492579keep pressure on it fuckwit
>>>/g/108742405new :(im high as fuck kek
we /g/ now i guess
>>154492641fucking spud kek
well vidya time i guess
mumza just asked me if i want anything from japan, dont really know what i might want though
>>154492677sonic curry
>>154492677Maybe a knife
>>154492688Good luck bringing that back you dumb dogshit faggot dropkick piece of SHIT
>>154492677Some gay anime figure
>>154492677loli hentai
>>154492677small (or "life size" canonically) plush toy of your favourite pokemon
Am I a artist now?
okay game's boring now
>>154492745This but every aussie rules football game ever played in existence
>>154492305who's that?
>>154492668yeah look this is the second time ive done this
charlie curnow nearly kicked a goal
Hold on im baking
isaac tahini
well this game is over
the NAARM demons. whens the name change coming.
Boring game, boring sport
>>154492826this. game's gone
can someone fucking bake for gods sake
baking
might bake a newy
swans are too good
>>154492883careful mate you'll set him off
>>154492752the boong aspie who kidnapped some kid last year or year before
>>154492884>>154492884
