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#RAISEHELL
Let's go fendies!
No matter what happens DC should still be #1 in your power rankings. Though it would be really funny if we somehow ended up with 4 4-2 teams.
Let's kick them while they're down, Fendies!
>Broadcasting in the supporters sectionlmao
>Hosting in the beer snake boothDope, this is the meme energy I expect from UFL
Imagine if Battlehawks kept Ta'amu originally.... haha.....
Dude returned like that like he was wearing bricks in his cleats lmao
Uh oh Fendie bros not a good start
Calling it now, this is a trap game. Fendies are missing a lot of their starters due to injuries and Renegades need to bounce back now to save their season. Renegades win.
>>154478850Haha....
I'm feeling like dem gaydes finna booty blast these fendies
You better believe we're not letting DC win today
Very thin crowd at Audi today. It's like cutting Samson's hair
THIS COULD HAVE BEEN LUIS PEREZ>runs for a first downLUIS WOULD HAVE RUN FOR A TOUCHDOWN
>>154478965They need to stop doing 12am games. Its too fucking early.
DOINK
D O I N K
>>154478993Agreed. Start time should be 1PM Eastern at the earliest. At least it's not a Central team having to start at fucking 11 AM.
>>154478993Didn't help that half the sports fans in the city were waiting in line at Nationals Park for that stupid Grogu bobblehead
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Called that. I knew they'd miss it.
This game brought to you by the city of Arlington Texas please visit us we promise we're not Dallas.
STOP CHANGING THE CHAMPIONSHIP TROPHY YOU REATRDED ASS AUTISTS
BRILEY MOORE
>be WR>too slow to outrun defense
That actually looks like a decent trophy. I don't know why leagues struggle to design good trophies. Outside the Stanley Cup and the Lombardi, they suck.
>>154479126He's a tight end.
>>154479100I think its neat it changes every year.
LETS GO FENDIES
>>154478904>>154478918Your reverse jinx is working.
>>154479100Looks better than last year's.
>>154479217And way better than the XFL one from 23. That thing was the ugliest trophy I've ever seen.
These niggas cannot catch today
Austin Reed is gonna die tonight if this continues
>Burying Gamblers on FS1Smart.
PLEASE stop abbreviating Cornell Powell to "CP!"
>>154479377Spoiler: It will continue. Blake's not going to let up.
>>154479293I liked the literal duct tape around the base of the trophy. that wasn't bad at all
Ew two gay communist chicks came are standing below me in the beer snake section now. Worse than the Battlehawks fans from last week
>>154479553They just want you to chant TRANS RIGHTS ARE HUMAN RIGHTS I don't see what the big deal is chud.
>>154479553>gay>communistThat's an oxymoron
>Renegades
No hesitation. That's why DC is so powerful. Never even thought about kicking it.
Oh I didn't get a good look at it before, I actually like that design. Just keep it the same from here on out.
>>154479553Which row anon?
>Live INT Beer Snake reaction BASED
>Snake is tiny after a full quarter and changeGrim. Anon, you gotta start drinking.
Jesus Reed is getting destroyed
>>154479827See >>154479144
CP!
>>154479910We love CP here in DC, don't we folks?
>>154479836Too blurry to see but we're a little behind the guy with the big yellow hat on the far left
>Gaydes try to not to collapse challengeLEVEL: IMPOSSIBLE
>>154479930Many in DC are saying this
>>154479930I saw a punk rock show at Comet Pizza a little after the attack and it was pretty litty ngl
>>154479991I still wish I'd have gotten to chat with you at the home opener.
If only the league didn't force Dallas to trade Perez. Under his leadership the Renegades would NEVER drop from 3-1 to 3-3.
lmao Gaydes
>>154480030I love my friends but yeah, I'd probably have a lot more fun with my fellow /sp/artans
Always looking for the HR. Just get the 1st dawg.
Fendies fuck ya!
And now 2 foombles going right back to DC. They're winning AND lucky. Dangerous.
>>154480165This pissed me off to no end with Aaron Rodgers last season. He threw away so many drives doing this. This time it's going my way, though, so please, Gaydes, keep being stupid.
>>154480162If we play in the chip, I'll be back in town.
>>154480236I got my deposit in for that one no matter what. Gotta support the league, but god-willing we'll be there
>>154480236Same, if Fendies are playing in the Championship, I'll definitely make the 3 hour drive up to Audi Field
>>154480267I'm waiting until prices go down. Even if my Hawkies don't make it(they won't) I'll just donate a pair of tickets.
>Captain Obviousjej
>Shitting on the captainFuck you Roddy. I hope you get maimed.
I got a pic with him lel
>>154480296Beer Snake section tickets are still the same price. They're just over 20 bucks.
The reason why the gaydes are getting destroyed right now is because they gave all their strength to the Renegade horse in the KY derby.
>>154480426I don't drink beer and I don't want to take a ticket from that section away from a local. Seems wrong. And also other seats are 100% going down to that price as they try to fill the stadium.
I only see gaydes work this hard to get a small field goal at the end of the half
LMAO
Jesus what a shank.
GET FUCKED, GAYDES HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
There’s lel and then there’s top lel.
>YOUSE A BITCH>YOUSE A BITCH
bruh what the fuck happend as they were going to the lockers? broadcast completely missed it
>>154480443Thank you for being so honorable, and you're right. They're gonna want to open up the upper level which I've only seen once so tickets will definitely get cheaper as the championship gets closer
>>154480443I don't drink either, nor am I a local and I had a blast. Easily the most fun you can have for $20. You're only cheating yourself. Before the home opener, the League was literally giving tickets away for free. Like, players were at certain locations in the city for community relations and they were giving tickets away. If you want to support the League and have fun, you go to the Beer Snake section.
>Another spot about Reed's kidsWe don't fucking care. You've covered this multiple times since Week 1, we don't need a full halftime segment on it. Show us the cheerleaders performing or something.
So what's everyone else's thing? DC has the beer snake, but what does anyone else do?
How are they still allowing these Carshield commercials? Didn't the FTC shrek them?
>>154480580In terms of traditions? Closest thing is Birnmingham having the shirtless dudes. STL just has fans, Houston/Dallas have nothing, and the new teams are new so don't have any real thing to them yet.
Speaking from experience, that shit is way heavier than 75 pounds.
Brvtal gamePerez best coach NA
Holy shit how do you drop that.
Send him back to dollar tree
Kek even the announcers are pissed that Dallas can't catch the ball
We're lucky we didn't get a taunting on that.
>Merriweather yelling at Vaughns saying it's not his faultlmao this team has fallen apart entirely.
Based DC makin’ ‘em seethe
Meriweather having a meltdown lmao
Fuck happened with that kick?
>MISSED
ALERT WE HAVE A DALLAS CATCH IS SUCH A THING POSSIBLE
>Not going into the crowd to feed the SnakeLame. No half measures, fellas.
UNFATHOMABLE
Hell of a catch tbqhwyf
Great catch and great tackle
Is this game on a regular non streaming channel?
>>154480840ABC
>I didn't throw the ball to the other team so that was goodAt least he understands.
>>154480852Anybody got a stream? I hate being poor
>HOLDING ON EVERY FUCKING PLAY
>>154480876https://streamed.pk/watch/dc-defenders-vs-dallas-renegades-2432117/admin/1
>>154480876Ask your Foxxy dad
>>154480876https://www.vipbox. sc/american-football/dc-defenders-vs-dallas-renegades-1-live
>>154480876foxxy.dad
92 was lined up in the neutral zone.
FAKE
Ballzy
See? Now THAT'S the coverage I was looking for!
Are they really showing cuo stacking action because the game is so shit?
>>154480974Every broadcast needs this energy. Stop trying to make UFL the NFL. Embrace the oddity and memes of UFL.
>>154480980They show people stacking it literally every DC game. It's the only thing they talk about.
The best part of lemongate was when no could tell if they were throwing penalty flags or more lemons
WHAT A PIG
WHY did you do that?
The DC collapse begins NOW
That kid has just been chilling in between the broadcasters the whole quarter.
Is jumping over the pile just not allowed anymore? So many plays where they just run up the middle, when its like... just jump OVER the damn pile. You have 1 yard, you're gonna land one yard no matter what
>>154480904>>154480908>>154480909>>154480913Thanks bros...
>>154480988Agreed 100%. I also would like the teams to use more of the UFL specific plays like the double forward pass and such, but I'll take anything at this point .
>>154479553Are you in the same row as the two Gaydes fans? I saw a chick with multi-colored hair right in front of them.
CAMERAMAN DOWN
Cameraman down! Cameraman down! Bring out the towels!
D needs to tighten up. They're too lazy right now. Game ain't over.
Fucks sake DC. CAM ON
>>154481172THERE WE GO. STOPPED.
FINALLY. Why was Dallas leaving the whole left side of the defense unblocked lmao?
>>154480676Best coach North America?
In the NFL, that would have been roughing the passer (especially if that was Mahomes) In the UFL, it's clean.GOOD!
Gaydes trading Perez will haunt them forever. Reed is getting destroyed and they have nobody competent like Perez to back him up.
>>154481248He got rid of the ball late, that's clean.
god i love small midwestern cities. paid $300 for a beautiful tranny hooker when he would've easily cost me $500 or $600 back home
>>154481283>Go Battlehawks!
>>154481306this but unironically
>>154481280Perez would also get destroyed. He has negative mobility
>>154481283>300 for a trannyBro I live in CA and you can get a college tranny for like $150 full service lmao
>American Idolthat shit is STILL running?
>>154481332not on the coast you can't
They keep hitting me ;_;
>>154481347Millennial white women love that shit.
HOLY SHIT LMAO
>>154481091I think they're somewhere else. I'm now surrounded by Defenders fans.
Why did we give up on the screens? We were gashing them on those earlier?
lol. That's game. GG
Uh oh retards
Reed is mentally soft. He'd never make it
>>154481475He's the type of guy that needs to be succeeding to play well. If shit stops going his way, he can't recover. His highs are high, but his lows are really low. I know because if I ever played, I'd be the same way.
I'm not a mathematician, but if I have the standings right, if DC wins 1 more game they automatically clinch the Playoffs, right? Gamblers, Kings, Aviators and Stallions could win all future games but they still won't be able to catch up to DC, so DC is in the top 4 regardless of what happens.
>The DC Pedophiles HAHAHAHA
God I love my FENDIES
I miss when Abe was the featured back. He hasn't been the same after the injury; it's really sad.
>>154481585Love to see it.
>>154481585Is that urine?
>>154481638It's beer.
