Viktor Gyökeres is just the third Premier League player to score 20+ goals across all competitions this season after Erling Haaland (35) and Igor Thiago (25).Viktor Gyökeres is the first Arsenal player to score 20+ goals across all competitions in their first season at the club since Alexis Sánchez in 2014/15 (25 goals).
Maysenal are BACK
SWEDEN
where is blud going?
This one
joining this one because the other one might get cursed
>madookie in for baka
>>154480567he kuldn't wait
>saka offumm
Just wanted to say that if the lads performed even half as good as I did by the dough, it's be, like, 8-0 already.
>>154480585Might use the other thread because of this post
This is the thread.
>>154480570Saved himself from a knee injury by the looks of it
Need to go for that goal difference
+4 GD over City as it stands, and they have two games in hand. Need to score more in this second half
>basseyhe looks a bit like a fish
Fuck's sake, every single time. The second starts and no one has actually realised that they're playing for some bizarre fucking reason. Also, the way Gyokeres is reffed is baffling.
>Madookieno more goals for today lads, sorry
Myles Lewis-Skelly in the first-half vs. Fulham:39/41 passes completed7 duels contested6 duels won3 fouls won2 tackles1 interception1 chance created0 fouls conceded
>>154480644MOTM bar the forwards
>>154480644>What having Calafiori on the field does to a mf
>>154480651seeing him in a new light
>>154480644finally being played in his natural position
>>154480574qt
>MadookieBrother please. Don't tell me it's his turn to try and play the hero now that Saka's returned to being a team player.
Goal difference foreverWhatever the weatherWe must score more goalsBut Sharteta will let them neverAttack them foreverBecause we must controooooooooooooooool
>>154480688arteta theme tunehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LH8xbDGv7oY
>JokeresThis fucking ref though
90% of the times i see Eze dribbling the ball it looks like he's over-hit it but he always manages to reach it
looking like wenger era football
>>154480741gyok's been class
>DrossardAt least it's a shot? on target
>>154480758hes lost his shot, but hes a tech god compared to a certain someone
Kek, even the commentators are low-key blasting >our usual awful style of play.
ITS OVER
>taking off a player on a hattrickarteta out now tbf
>jayzoos3-3 incoming
>JesusProbably going to score because >we're already 3 goals up. That's his bread and butter. Surprised by the Rice/Zubi switch though. >>154480800He certainly looks better today but in a lot of the other games it looked like he had even lost that.
where dowman?
skelly been decent tbf
>>154480826Bed time innit
>gayzoos
JesusOffside Kek
gabriel offsus
>>154480826Not ahead of madookz or saka la
>JudasTHIS MOTHERFUCKER DOES NOT KNOW HOW OFFSIDES WORK
Jesus is finished. Those knees barely turn now.
>haysoos
lmao ANOTHER ONE
Offside again for fucks sake
this is nshitiah tier, jfc
>>154480868Kill me. Just fucking kill me.
KEK
fucking hell
he should stop playing gjesus, every game he loses 10 milly value
>two touches>two offsidesGET THIS FRAUD OFF
SUB HIM OFF AND PUT MOSQUITO UP FRONT
Thank god they did the job in the 1st half because if this was still 0-0 and had to start rotating because of the mid week game we'd actually be so finished
>gabrieddie njayzsoosiah
why is ben white, clearly being able to see cala playing the dude off, playing the dude on? does he not watch football?
raya earning his wages this week
Eze can barely run
Zubi comes on and we look like shit
I suppose there's a reason why he's constantly offside. If he isn't, he's never reaching the ball.
>Madueke to slow play down>Zubimendi to capitulate the midfield>Jesus to stop being threatening up front at allWho next to improve Fullham's odds?
>deadrowe
gabriel jesus is pretty shit isnt he?
>Smith Rowe dead after a shotUnfortunate
God I can't wait for Jesus to fuck off, even a paid loan out would be good.I do know the team wants a LW, ST, midfield and RB. probably another 6 similar to zubi (even though norgaard is good) and replacement for white. Potentially another LB if MLS goes back to midfield like the plan was if we were able to get Hato last summer. LW I have no idea who's good and affordable.
>>154480968kepa
Based Death-Rowe. Takes a shit shot and wants to leave.
MAXMAXMAXMAXMAXMAXMAX
>death-roweis he the next abou diaby?
>Smith RoweGlass Man
C'mon lads, just put it in the back of the net one more time also>Jesus
>Smith Rowe ded again
>>154480991lmaowould love to see that ngl
>>154480989lw barcola but youll get gordon and youll hate itwe should get de jong
Love you always ESR
>Max in the 10AYO
>DowboyAlas, he is still only a child
the juxtapostion of dowman and esr in the shot is kinda sad. you just werent good enough... but a new hope arises
>>154481049he was good enough but injuries killed him.
wew
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCKFucking nice from Myles though
Cala denied again...
>>154481066That was not so nice from Myles
kek it was a leno save
Trollbar!>Cala's reactionBig lel.
Next season MLS as rotation for Rice is gonna be so awesome. Obviously high energy and can go box to box. So many of our guys will be dead tired after our season and then the world cup.
>>154481070He’s done alright tbfAnd skelly.
I still like benny blanco
>>154481060youre right, it just didnt work out would be more apt
Based. He doesnt trust gaysus and madookie
>DownieKnew he couldn't pass to Jesus so fair enough desu
I respect him more for not passing to gaysoos
>They lady from the medical staff that looks like drossardHmm
Shame we can't win it at the shithole (again) for the foreseeable future
it's only fulham but this match shows the likes of zubimendi, havertz, martinelli etc are not needed in this squad
>>154481148Grug smash
>>154481148godzilla sized club
>>154481150Who's that then I know of Laura Andrews
Dowman makes dribbling look so easy. As he gets bigger and develop more he's gonna take over odegaard spot. Nwaneri I hope bounces back from this awful season of no playing time.
>>154481159(((they))) don't use white hart lane anymore
Should have been a yellow card for King
>>154481177
>>154481179It is surely a continuation of WHL The new ate the old
>>154481177Ethan's being mismanaged so badly it's insane
>the injury crisis actually saved our season because it allowed some key players to actually get some rest before the run-in
how to say >our year la in your language
I believe in Everton and Jason Bournemouth
Kek, the Fulham lads absolutely wants >us to win. It's hilarious. THE ONE TIME JESUS WOULD HAVE BEEN ONSIDE, FUCKING MADOOKIE IS OFF INSTEAD
ANOTHER OFFSIDE JESUS
>>154481175Apparently she's the club's doctor and goes by florence newton
incredibly low IQ from madookie
>>154481234they're almost all arsenal supporters
>>154481247He’s black in his defense
>>154480445Sky should hire me.
>>154481249Oh, I'm well aware
Saka is so BACK
Good result but shame about the second half we could have done better. Think City will score more than 4 in those two games
2 days rest before the 2nd leg. I don't care what happens in that fixture but after that it's 4 days off before west ham. Beat west ham and it's 98% wrapped up because Burnley and palace aren't doing anything barring some miracle.
Who is MOTM
>>154481275MLS imo
MLS MOTM MVP VIP
>>154481275Has to be Gyokeres surely. 2 goals is one thing but he was playing well outside of that too. Good hold up play and an assist as well.
>>154481269why not play martinelli as cf or dowman? if hes trying to sell jesus, its not happening
based nørgaard, signed just to cheer up the teenagers
SOUTH LONDON FOREVERWHATEVER THE WEATHERTHESE ENDS ARE OUR OWNAND THE BRETHREN WILL LEAVE YOU NEVERBLUD SENPAI IS FOREVERRUN THROUGH THE STONE
>>154481297>signs>does nothing>collects his medal>leaves without elaboratingKinda based, innit.
emery is such a cunt I can see him throwing the spurs game and then opening the gates for cheaty to farm GD
>>154481275gyok or saka followed by skelly
>>154481368>>154481368Shouldn't make a difference. If Palace make the ECL final, thats 3 days after the last game of the season vs us. They'll likely completely rotate for a match with 0 stakes for them to put they're fully fit team in the final. Burnley are shit and have nothing to play for too,On that note, don't forget to thank Palace going this far which led to Citys end of season schedule getting so jammed since they couldn't play them midweek when until they were knocked out or made the final.
>cala good>MLS good>gyok good>raya best>ben shite complete doodoo as usualBall knowers vindicated once more, feels nice being a ball knower.>saka done okay as wellThat's okay i suppose....
>west ham>burnley>B team crystal palacecan't be that hard can it
Women's Arsenal bottled the UCL semis to LyonUh oh bros..,
Based Virus with the MOTM performance
Arsenal fucked up big time not scoring more goals here. Ofc leno saved that gyo shot and that calafiori header, but 3-0 for this game was very little. They will have to hope for city to drop points because GD will probably favor City
>>154481525Yeah that’s a bit of a downer on an actual rare half decent performance. It’s definitely squeaky bum and we can’t drop points. It’s as simple as that.3 fucking wins
Struggling for goals?ENTER BURNLEY
>>154481162First half of the season with zubi was great. Its all due to arteta running him into the ground for no reason when norgaard stepped up every time, even playing out of position.
>>1544815253-0 is still great for the goal difference with shit teams coming up. I don't think city will beat everton, Bournemouth, Brentford or villa by a lot of goals.
MOSSIVE GAME ON TUESDEE LADS
>>154481520it's ok la just the reverse of last seasonnow it's men's time to win da big ear
Myles Lewis-Skelly was superb against Fulham. His game by numbers:97% pass accuracy (64/66) 7 duels won6x possession won 4 fouls won4 final third entries 2 tackles 1 chance created 0 fouls conceded Loved his new midfield role.
>>154481525You're not wrong but at the same time, if >we play with the same amount of confidence and speed against West Ham, Palace, and Burnley, >we should score 2-4 goals in each of those games. Sounds crazy when said out loud but still. And that should hopefully be enough for goal difference cause City play tougher teams. What I'm fucking terrified of is that >we'll go back to >our usual slow, boring, insanely risk averse style in the very next game. I'm hoping that the players have had enough and think they can do better. Because they really can.
>>154481581hincapie zubimendi and rice at the same time is unplayable
>>1544815253-0 is a great scoreline but most importantly we got to heavily rotate for the UCL. Atleti rotated their whole squad basically so we needed a stroll in the park today.
>>154481791i hate city
If Arteta wins the league he'll be the first manager to actually beat a pep city team in a title race unlike Liverpools league wins. Klopp never beat city in a race. Neither has arteta till this season potentially.
>>154481791I hate Arteta fans with their meaningless stats.
>“Could both Martin Ødegaard & Kai Havertz be ready for Atletico Madrid?” >Mikel Arteta: “I think so, the both of them. We’re going to do everything we can to have them ready for the game.”
>>154482128No, let's keep them UNready for as long as possible. They should take all the time in the world trying to get ready actually.Instead let's focus on getting jurrien ready ASAP so we don't have to witness yet another ben shite disastershow(specially considering arteta has a personal deep relationship with ben so he starts him over mosquera regardless of how terrible he performs).
>>154482128Fuck. Gonna have to watch Ødegaard kill any and all momentum with his incessant need to take 4 touches minimum before doing fucking anything.
>>154482214>spins 360 degree towards you
>Arteta on Saka's Achilles: "I think the pain is gone, and that was restricting him to complete certain actions."
>>154482292>takes 14 seconds taking the ball from the right side to left and then back again to the right before passing it backwards to Rice or Saliba
No troll posts?? Thought not :).
>>154482442what happened to philippines? Didn't even last 6 months
Saka made a "shhhh talk" emote when he scored. Sure, you can say that after the goal. But what excuses the previous performances all season? I think if arsenal don't win the league, a player like saka will be one of the few at fault. He's been dreadful this year. You can do that after your fifth goal to secure the title. But after a goal against fulham with more games to play, shut your fucking mouth you arrogant cunt. 300k a week and the performances we've seen from him this season have been awful. Many times he's been a detriment to the team.
>>154482488everyone filtered him
Why the fuck did it take us 7 months to start playing football again
>>154482442Arteta should've leave the handbrake off in most matches desuleague could've been wrapped up long time ago now we have to fight tooth and nail to get to the finishing linebut it's not Arsenal if we do things the easy way eh?
I'm expecting no less than 6 goals against pathetico on Tuesday
>>154482708maybe the players finally relaxed a bit. they are knackered and mentally spent
>>154482708only 4 (potentially 5) games left la. better late than never no
>he left his gf to play in red and white>they're back togetheris this good for his performance?
>>154482958wait wasnt he dating some random gym girl with a fat ass?
>>154483009once you go big dick vik you cant go back
>>154482958No all players should stay away from Instagram whores and either marry and have kids or be an incel chud virgin and preserve your life force until 30. Dating whores is bad for your mental health not to mention you’re wasting life force semen on some demon
>>154483115Odegaard did option 1 and became complete dogshit right after
People who thought Arse would lose either of Newcastle and Fulham, what do you think about the upcoming fixtures?
>>154483161Ödegaard married a whore who's older than him tho
is this site ready for the inevitable return of DSL faggot?
***COMPLETELY HYPOTHETICAL***The situation is Dowman will not become a world class talent, earning Arsenal multiple leagues, UCL's and bragging rights over other clubs. This will happen IF you do not let him fuck you in the arse. Would you let him fuck you in the arse? How much do you love your club?
>>154483317>>>/sp/epl
Arteta on Lewis-Skelly: “I've been tough on him. He had a spectacular season last year when he jumped into the first team. He had some difficult moments after that, but he stayed very humble, very focused, aligned when we wanted to do and I knew he was ready. “He's been showing in training every day the opportunities that he had to play, he's done it and today he really stepped up and I thought he had an incredible performance. Reporter: What was the sort of thinking behind that and why do you think it's taken this long to play him there? Arteta: “Because probably I don't have a clue. Maybe I should have done it earlier, I don't know. But I have to do things when I believe that the player is ready, the team is ready and the opponent is the right one to play with him in that position. “We've done it today, it's the first time, it was a big risk because I knew what was going to happen. If it works, it's great. would have lost the game, what would have happened, how do you play a kid at this age in this scenario in a position he hasn't played all season. I knew that but I had the feeling it was the right game for him.”
>>154482835actually we're in code red"it's too late"
>>154483317You are a homosexual
>>154483386>“Because probably I don't have a clue. Maybe I should have done it earlier, I don't knowShowing dangerous levels of self awareness. I'll expect all of it to completely vanish by the time the Atletico game is here.
Crystal Palace will take points from Arsenal. It's your destiny.
>>154483332>>154483399So it's a no..?
Guys, I think the Filipino guy moved to France
>west ham away>burnleh at home>palace awaytricky fixtures
Arsenal must statpad vs Burnleh and Palace.
>>154483453>Head and shoulders It’s OVER
>>154483474West ham the only worrying one as they try to escape relegation. Burnley are dead in the water and Palace will only be thinking about the conference league final.
>>154483512>he didn't buy the pullback
>>154483522those retards have no one but themselves to blame for that piss poor performance vs david brentford today.unlike spurs, I value winning over losing so your "rival" goes down
>>154483426>>“Because probably I don't have a clue. Maybe I should have done it earlier, I don't know
>>154483570They're dogshit so should smash them but also dropped points to them often enough in the recent past. The sting of an arsenal title to spurs faggots probably hurts even more if it's the thing that keeps them up.
>>154483495Beat west ham and the league is a wrap imo. West ham will be the title decider because of the narrative at the bottom.
>>154483673spurs will lose tomorrow they are mentally kwabbed
>Arteta says playing Myles Lewis-Skelly in midfield was a big risk, adding he doesn't know why he didn't him play him there earlier. Jokes 'maybe I don't know what I'm doing' #afc
can the Moyesiah do it lads?
>>154483692Funny because many people called for him to play in that position way more often and today he proved why.
>>154483782How you feeling bulgar bro? Thoughts moving forward?
美しいゲーム
The 8 days between west ham and Burnley will feel like an eternity
30th of May, 2026, Puskas Arena Stadium, Budapest, Hungary
Lewis Kelly was great in his natural position, if arteta bought on martinelli instead of gaysus or put gaysus on the wing for trossard with martinelli in the middle holding the line then the GD would probably have been boosted in the 2nd half. Also pointless to bring zubi on, I wonder what norgaard did to arteta to make him permabenched
>>154483967a return to his roots
My predicted XI vs AtleticoGyökeresTrossard Eze SakaRice ZubimendiHincapie Gabriel Saliba CalafioriRaya
>>154484076Odegaard and havertz will start. Only reason why eze and gyok played for so long.
would've wrapped up the league today had saka and ghostegaard been fit
>>154484114I hate when people call him shit I really do. Played in the wrong role. When he goes international duty he scores a bunch of goals. Today he was put into a role where he was a traditional striker for the most part. He did a fucking brilliant job. He's a really good player in my opinion. To put that performance in after this messy season tells me he's a natural stiker. Knows when to pounce. He's clinicals. We don't need a new striker, not a first team player anyway. We need to play to this guys advantages.
I hope saka has finally gone from slacka to backa and is saving his best for the run in
>>154484076ur clueless if u actually believe that this terrorist of manager will drop ben shite for calafiori.mosquera is already miles ahead of ben shite but cause he fucked up a tackle and got a yellow early he's been banished, while benny basically drops a a stinker every 10 minutes of playtime and he still starts.
>>154483386>i don't have a clue based acknowledger
>The fewest goals from a Premier League-winning team's leading scorer is Frank Lampard with 13 when Chelsea lifted the trophy in the 2004-05 campaign, and that was matched by Ilkay Gundogan in Manchester City's 2020-21 title-winning season.>At one point it did not look like Gyokeres would reach that tally, but he is now at 14 goals in the league, which is another positive sign for the Gunners when they look to end their 22-year wait for a league title.
>>154483863oh big man.. i dont know... like this season has been so so draining for me personally i dont know what to think or expect at this point.. like we played some of our best football this year in the first half today, but then timber is still ded, saka comes off; mls was good but ben was pretty meh. then you get news that althetico played their second team in the league but then gyok was amazing... roller coaster hah.. how you feelin?
>>154484114>>154484413Turns out a striker that knows how to properly score goals can score goals properly. Who knew? His technical ability is not good but even then we get games like today where he's doing quite well at hold up play and still scores goals when needed. Just need to tune the team to play to his strengths a bit more.
Owen Goal has been invisible the last month. He needs to step up his game.
I didn't watch the game and Arsenal played Beautiful football and won
>>154483453So Arteta could win every single game from now, lose the league and still be IN.Interesting.
>>154484453Didn't know about atleti. Sounds kinda cringe but idk what they're doing in la liga, also don't care. Rest the team or not, Arsenal will get the same result. Team looked brilliant today, they looked like league winners. It was really fucking easy for them. They need to use that attacking mentality for often even if it's for 15 minute stints in games. Go hard then back off. I'm obviously more positve. I think Arteta understand that he now needs to win games and score a lot of goals. It's a stark contrast to the brighton game to say the least. They've got the players and qualities to do it. I think they're in a great place to win the league. I believe they win the second leg too. And honestly, the winner of the second leg wins the final. Arteta's attitude is sly and once I realsied that his intention is obvious. He said the beyern psg game was the best he's seen. Clearly isn't. He saw the weakness in the defences like everyone else. That positivity is actually him licking his lips at the chance to play either teams. Things are looking good.
Despite losing heavily west ham played really well
>>154484560I too feel positive after posting and reminiscing about Wengerball in previous thread then we play like that todayreally feels vindicated imagine that type of football as we know this squad has the potential and ability to play attractive football just up to the manager whether he wants it or not
>>154484568it's actually gonna be a real shit game cause they're fighting tooth and nail to flush the spuds instead.
Fulham ruined things for everyone.
>>154484658They hit the woodwork 3 times and look threatening going forward. Should be a wide open game because they'll have to attack us.
>>154484560yah.. like i dont follow athletico at all but >pic rel is what they started with today. ok so sorry for the long post; heres a tl;dr - like you, i still believe, dont get me wrong, but the lack of consistency, if you can call it that, is kinda making me shit my pants a little because it feels more real this season if that makes sense lol >Team looked brilliant today, they looked like league winners.yah thats why its been exhausting for me because today was like we used to play. blowing teams out of the water on a 2 days rest. but then just 2 weeks ago we were average. obv theres a ton of positives from today and even the last couple games but theres this little fucking annoying voice in the back of my head telling me 'we cant afford to drop points/games' if that makes sense and thats the exhausting part. like if we played like we did in the first half week in week out... >They've got the players and qualities to do it.yeah players like eze, gyok hitting form, mls max playeing well, and saka and co coming back is absolutely great. but i also suspect mik is trying to be super super pragmatic. i know this might sound a little counterintuite but like i think hes asking the team to try and win with minimal effort exerted because the weve lost everything that wed been competing for pretty much in the last few games if memory serves (well i guess minus last season's prem). >Arteta's attitude is sly and once I realsied that his intention is obvioushah yeah i think that too. like sure it was a good game to watch but i think if they ask him the same question again hed probably say oh i meant best game i ever saw between those 2 teams in particular hah
Why is Anne Hathaway pretending to be a fkn Arsenal fan
>>154485390Mentioning Arsenal is a sure way to get more clicks, just look at the whole football media landscape.
The fucker of Fulham.
>>154485682The image that ended racism
>>154485390We need to do it for Anne.
>>154485682>>154485707i was told they dont like eachother guess what CHUDS
>>154485390>>154485736i had an enormous crush on her years ago.. listening to her singing the angel was super nice
>>154485736>>154485777Love Anne.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gzyjZAI9yEs
>>154485390Don't football clubs pay celebs to turn up at games to pretend to be fans and shill them on social media? Still vividly remember fucking Will Ferrell floating around Chelsea games not long after the Ruskie buyout.
>>154485895https://www.youtube.com/shorts/ZpdwUXVV9ts
>>154485736Take it to reddit faggot>>154485390Like the Brazilian said. Its publicity, notice none of these celebrities mentioned Arsenal when we were shit, suddenly once we are challenging they all come out of the wood work as “massive fans”
>>154486117>Take it to reddit faggotI'm not familiar with reddit like you seem to be. What are they like and what makes Anne reddit?
well while we're at it..https://www.instagram.com/reel/DXhIXGXDX_i/
>>154486749>>154485926ok is still find her super pretty but im using this a reaction image lol
>Gabriel Jesus came on and was caught offside more times than Gyökeres has been in the Premier League in 2026.
https://youtu.be/f0HHi2sroSE>Kai bullying Trossard
>>154485390I hate that jew loving bitch so much.She's also so fucken cringeNeeds to fuck off from farming our club for clicks
>>154487339Why does sharteta still give this bum minutes again after thet shocking display against wolves away???
>>154487438FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKINkino
Jesus.. my goodness. Was William Borges this blatant of a detached wage mercenary?Shamelessly raking in 275k a week for doing fucking nothing. I can see why he's called king of the jews
>>154481525>be sharteta>need goals>put in a striker that doesnt scorehes just incorrigibly stupid. if he bottles it to goal difference imma fuckin lose my goddamed mind frfr
are arsenal favourites yet? or do city still need to drop points somewhere before that's the case?
>>154484076id play hincapie instead of ben, myles instead of zubi (zubi is dogshite rn) or rice at 6 and pair him with eze and ode to start. same forward 3 as today, and take it from there.
>>154484534get this man a tivo
>>154488546City must win their two in hand and at least the same amount we do out of the last three AND score more goals doing so.They have>Everton (a), Brentford (h) >Crystal palace (h), Bournemouth (a), villa (h)while we have>West ham (a), burnley (h), crystal palace (a)While they could conceivably win all their games, crucially I don't think there's any team they play that they could pad the GD against. This alone makes us favourites imo. We are NOT losing or drawing to 17th or 19th place or else we deserve to lose the title and Arteta deserves to hang.
>>154488675I don't see city winning all those games. I think they'll drop points to either Brentford, Everton or Bournemouth. Brentford and Bournemouth are flying at the moment. Everton away is more of a pressure match than a form one.
>>154487922its too late, the arse has her. she owes me sexo
Watched the first half and then slept. It was a shockingly good first 45. Except for White, who was okay going forward, but officially has zero legs or pace now. There was one time the Fulham winger was passed him and was 10m ahead before White was able to turn around and move again. Thank god the remaining teams are (on paper) all fairly weak.
>>154488511>hes just incorrigibly stupid.eeerm big man, big dawg, my nigga, burgerbro... if that were the case, and mik was indeed "incorrigibly" stupid, we'd still be stuck with tactical genious big brain emery... or like igor fucking tudor on a 6 month deal... lets not take what we have now for granted. enjoy it as much as you can yeah?>also also what the fuck is "frfr" please dont tell me its for real for real?
>>154489139>like igor fucking tudor on a 6 month dealI don't admit it to anyone because I am ashamed of it but when it came out that his dad fucking died in the middle of spurs losing 3-0 to forest in his final game I burst out laughing for a solid minute. That club really sold its soul to Satan for a europa league.
>>154489139whats to enjoy? were pumping them 3 nil and we need goals for the goal difference to win the league, and he puts in gjesus as a striker to not press at all and be offside. if we lose the league on gd because he wants to remain friends with gjesus, like i give a fuck about it, i dont want him just fired, i want him beaten, tarred and feathered.. tudor has a consistent 50% avg. win percentage over a long enough managerial career with some shitter teams, with spuds it was 14%. its not him, its the spuds. forreal
>>154487339Kek. Diabolical stat
>>154488595Capie is left sided. Otherwise he would have played there I expect. He will start zubi against athleti but West Ham you’d expect him to go with that 3 again as it just looked totally in sync and functional with good chemistry. Again , very impressed with miles. Buzzing for him.>run Zubi in to the ground to the point people think he’s shit>take a whole season and a possible waste of multiple points - and a leage lead - to figure out miles can play in the 8, and that rice shouldn’t be anywhere near that role.> I HAVENT GOT A CLUE IM JUST WINGING IT GUISE
Cam on Everton.
>>154488511>>154491970I'm Arteta out but we really need Gyokeres for Atletico.
>>154492755Arsenal x yanited alliance when?
>>154492755>Villa>Bournemouth>Brighton>NewcastleWhat’s their problem?
>>154492948I'd rather we run it back.
Gyok MOTM
>>154493059My striker the glock14
>>154482214Fuck. Gonna have to watch Ødegaard kill any and all momentum with his incessant need to take 4 touches minimum before doing fucking NOTHING
>>154484076Mosquito on the right. He’s gonna have to risk him and hope he doesn’t clatter anyone early. White went off pretty late.He will start martinelli too.I want to hope it’s not so but I feel he will start odegaard if he’s fit. Kai for gyok unfortunately, if fit. You already know.West Ham Sunday
>>154492935@Groykeres,is this true??
Happy we got the three points and some goals yesterday with a lot of reserve players. I wish every team we play in the run in gives us so much time and space as Fulham did in the first half.
3 games to go. West ham. Burnley. Palace. Win all 3 and it's most likely done. Play like they did yesterday and it's all finished. They've had their late hiccup. They looked supreme yesterday. Only now am I actually starting to believe.City had a hard run in compared to arsenal, having to play their two games in hand no less.
>>154493987I can only imagine they saw the city game and thought they could afford less at the back because arsenal weren't clinical. Or they donated 3 points to the cause. Either way, I now support Fulham in their endeavours moving forward. Good club.
How did we become reddit fc bros?
>>154494011Simply a side effect of being massively gargantuan. We're too big.
>>154493989>3 games to go. West ham. Burnley. Palace. Win all 3 and it's most likely doneI want Arsenal to win the title, but the fixtures are tougher than City's and the goal difference insufficient given the two-game advantage that the latter have. I still think Arsenal will draw the two away games.>hiccupFOY
>>154494202Morning liversissy
>>154494209Nothing in that post to suggest I am liver, however sissy I may be
I’m still arteta OUT. OUT.We can still fuck this up. We need 3 (THREE) wins. Completely battering every opponent by 3/4 goals. >lol
28 years ago today
Need the following results today:Jason Bournemouth winAston Viller win
>>154494202>I want Arsenal to win the title, but the fixtures are tougher than City'sNo way. Arsenal's remaining fixtures are:>West Ham, awayThe toughest remaining game. But it's nearby, in London, and they're a relegation candidate. Gotta be winning this.>Burnley, homeHome match against an already relegated team. On paper, should be easy and time to rack up the GD.>Palace, awayIf it goes to the wire, Palace will either be focused on the Europa Conference final or already on the beach with nothing to play for. There will likely be only one team trying.Where as Man City:>Everton, awayDifficult away game against a side still chasing Europe and with everything to play.>Brentford, homeAt home but a tough game against a decent side in the European spots and still dreaming of UCL qualification. >Palace, homeStraightforward on paper but the game taking place two days before the FA Cup final could be a distraction.>Bournemouth, awayProbably the hardest game either side has in the run-in. Away, against yet another tough side still in the European mix, and City's third game in six days when fatigue might hit.>Villa, homeYeah, okay, Emery is probably about as keen to throw this game as Son was to miss that one-on-one, but if Villa still need a result to get to get into the UCL, this could be harder than it looks.
I told these niggers before that Arse would win both CL and the PL and I stand by it even more now. Their anuses are tightening more and more each game I can feel it, Arse is growing.
>>154495497Arsenal can't do much more so far, they've won their 2 games so we'll see.
>poolace
>>154483386>Arteta: “Because probably I don't have a clue.Lmao get this fraud out of my club!>>154487339>Gabriel Jesus came on and was caught offside more times than Gyökeres has been in the Premier League in 2026.Lmao get this fraud out of my club!>>154495063Did it truly sum it all up?>>154494202>but the fixtures are tougherGet lost, fool. If title pretender Arse can not win against West Ham, Burnley and Palace they DO NOT deserve the title, simple fucking as.
I wish Arteta nothing but the fucking worst for playing prime cowardball against this fucking dog shit Livershit side. I hope he suffers for fucking ever for being a world class pussy.
>>154496808Right after he wins >us the prem and ucl ofc
We get to have a bit of cheeky banter in /epl/ to give back after the HAHAHAHA posts and liversissy raids.
>liverpoo
I still can't believe this is a real stat.
>>154497460If Arsenal get to the final they'll either win 2-1, or lose 2-1.
>>154485390Apparently we can blame James McAvoy.
>>154497460#BouldEffect>>154497507#AlmuinaEffect
>>154496799>most kino moment ever.Bould over the top to none other than our captain cb through on goal. Last game and goal of the season. 1998 I think life peaked in general desu lmao. Good happy times.
>The biggest TIFO Arsenal have ever done will be on display ahead of kick-off on Tuesday night against Atletico.
>>154497460>6
will it be finally the time to rectify that mistake 20 years later?
>>154492935and thats fine i get that, gyok shouldve come off at halftime then, we have players thoughbeit, idve put calafiori up there b4 gjesus at all, it would be a merino situation i can feel it
>>154495063i was there (in space-time not london). my favorite kit.
>>154497584>20 yearsuh oh, looks like shes been a gooner longer than many of yous geezers, now you can shut the fuck up about it and cope, ABAs can only seethe
What’s this narrative I’m hearing about that Leao geezer being linked to us? I watch ac Milan earlier and he is trash. Headless chicken and completely wasteful.Another black all legs and no brains. Keep this nigga away from my club. Only white players from here on out PLEASE.>their other striker is literally called Nkunku lol
>>154497043No, that mong must suffer ever single fucking day. Let his pain fucking fester until he's forced to quit so no one can ever be subjected to his fucking cowardice ever again. Fuck Arteta. Coward of the fucking highest order.
>>154497799TIFOs in English football are kind of cringe but at least the previous one wasn't as dog shit as the first.>>154497853Maybe if the team isn't huffing fumes by the final (assuming we actually beat Athletico - and we've lost way too many European knock-out ties we should have won in the past), maybe we can pull a Red Star and scuzz >our way to victory. I can't imagine we'll be in a state to actually outplay PSG or Bayern.
no wonder liverpool fans are seething week in and out about arsenal when they have to watch their awful squad let in as many goals as fulham
Ive seen complaints that we missed a chance to pad goals against fulham, but 3-0 is a very solid pad of our GD. Have I been watching the same season as everyone else? You can probably count on 2 hands max, the amount of games won across all teams this epl season by a goal margin larger than 3 goals. Our 2 leads games were anomalies this season. Has a single team even put six past another so far? Even in games where city have put 5 past a team like fulham, they still conceded 4 in that same game.
>>154482128Sharteta abeg
>>154498373When he was younger he looked good. But then he got paid and cares more about his looks and brand than playing. Like you said, stick to whites who won't burn out quickly.
>>154499131you wont be saying that if it comes to gd and its a bottle
The epl thread has turned into a mental asylum
>>154499488I've been here some 15 years and I've only been in there a few times.
>>154499523I remember when they used to talk about football. I think we're seeing the post covid effects on some people.
>>154499523Schizo melties are fun.
>>154499488all me
>>154499488>The epl thread has turned into a mental asylumAlways has been
>>154499488Checked hidler It’s trash. Full of 40 year old children
>>154499973Based
>The Metropolitan Police force needs a new specialist force to help protect jewish people from “an epidemic of suicide” in the event of Tottenham Hotspur being relegated, Sir mark Rowley said.
Hopefully it's a gud ebening.
>>154501007Not
Gud ebening bros...
god I hate villa
they'll find a way to ruin it inshallah
Everything Emery does now is to spite Arsenal. That game will be the easiest win in City's remaining schedule.
>>154501825Not only that but they'll let shitty rack up their GD through the roof.
>>154501825Well if they carry on this form, they'll be going in to the last game of the season needing a win.
>Arsenal win at west ham now keeps spurs up
remember Eboue?
>aston villerthe most useless club in the pyramid.I hope they drop to conference league, the muppets
will italian mastermind roberto da zebra be remembered as an alltime great for saving spuds from relegation? wil they release a dvd? lmao
>>154502395Read about this the other day. It is tragic. Women can be so foul. It's like a decade long heist where you leech off a wealthy guy, have kids with him then split when you feel he's outlived his usefulness. AND then take his riches with you, not allow him to see the kids and enjoy his demise. Get him in as a pundit somewhere on a half decent wage. Hope his kid rekindles the relationship and Eboue can go to his games and nurture his career. Devastating.
What the fuck is this.
>>154503171poonai memery is a resentful fella
>>154502395Damn that’s so sad. Bless him. What a fucking bitch
Seeing lots of Villa hate ITT, I don't mind them it's Unai Emery that makes me seethe. Massively overrated manager as you can see and such a huge unlikable cunt in general but nobody seems to care when he does it.And yeah I agree that this will be the easiest game City have left, they can pad their GD here.
Villa losing means Bournemouth still have UCL place to play for vs Man City.
>>154503605Barely. Villa pretty much just need to beat Burnley
Bit late now.
City play twice before we play next i think. If they drop points in both games we need a tactical draw against west ham to keep them up
Rice is waving goodbye to West Ham
>Michael Oliver is the official for City v Everton tomorrow
Ok, here's the plan, lads:>beat Atletico>beat West Ham>rest for 8 days and play the strongest XI against Burnleh for maximum GD statpaddington >rest for 6 days and play the strongest XI for 90 minutes against Palace who will probably rest their first 11 due to conference league.
fuck Villa, wish the Hammers and Unai Shitery would trade places.
>>154504208They don't even hide it anymore. The man who takes the brown envelopes is refeering the club that gives out the brown envelopes.>>154504357>ynr there are actual retards here who wanted memery to stay thinking he would've done a better job by nowWhat a bunch of brainlets.
>>154504208>oliver stats from transfermarkt>included us for referencea draw isnt a bad result r-right?
>>154504214The fixture next week is big for the whole league. Massive game. I think west ham will be under a lot of pressure from the fans to attack us because they need a win so it should be a wide open game. Beat them and the league is a wrap. We have a 99% chance of winning the last 2 games by a few goals. It all comes down to next week.
Wait..are we all confident again now?
>>154497584Did James fuck her tight pussy?
>>154505714Quietly confident. We have one "tough" game left in the league ,which in reality isn't tough on paper at all because west ham are shit and there's a reason they're down there. Easy fixtures after that.
>>154505714on my second beer so fuck yeah hah>>154505645inshallah
>>154502365That villa match was definitely rigged for this scenario
>>154505714It's arsenals trophy to lose, city have the harder remaining games
Viktor Gynokeres
I often lose big bets. Put one on city to win the league. Really up in the air right now. Bet during the Tottenham game because I thought the performance was shit. Luckily the big bets often fail. So it should be an assured arsenal league victory.
>rest for 8 days and play the strongest XI against Burnleh for maximum GD statpaddingtonThis needs to be our game honestly to statpad. Makes it more motivating too that they have an interim coach humorsly named Michael Jackson
I hope my dear friend Jewmaican comes home during the run and posts Hey Arnold and Cara
>>154509334Assuming we get past wet spam. Game of the season right there.
>mfw we lose the title on the last day after good ebening spitefully plays the Viller u18's against City and loses 8-0
>>154499973dantes a gooner
>>154502395toll paid
>>154511158What a young looking man
Fuck Emery and fuck paella eating vampires
I'm back in town for a couple of weeks this month, so Arsenal need to win it by Burnley FOR ME. So I can hang outside the stadium ticketless and leach some of the vibes.
>>154514146Everton to win :D!
>mfw city win 8-0
Neverton is our only ally in the premier league. They will get this 2-2 draw. Or at least they will TRY TO.
Unfortuntely similar to Villa, you can't rely on Everton for a result to go our way.
Villa are managed by unai shiteryNeverton are managed by the great david moyes.And we're part of the we dem moyes boys alliance.
>>154485682Do you think they've learnt to love each other?
>>154514224>
>>154514265We're in the premier league GAYTO. We need to expand the faction to collectively detgrone city.
Watch him play mosquera and hincapie then rice with zubi and our output and transition becomes shackled.Odeshart will be scared to death and just pass backwards and everything becomes disjointed.He has to start skelly and eze central imo.
:P
>>154515341Love Vic.
>>154515405If >we don’t advance I’m holding you personally responsible.
