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EIGHT IN THE EIGHTH LOL
Poodres about to get rekt by da White Sox again
Yankees
Bellinger needed a triple for the cycle.
Braves
Bazzana needed a single, a double, a triple, and a homerun for the cycle.
FUCK YOU BALTIMORE
>>154483335Happ needed a single for it...
Attaboy Dano
In this thread, we're all giving the Cubs a chance!
GG cubs
I like these Sacramento games. How much do you pay to sit on the grass?
[W]gg dbacks see ya tomorrow4 in a ro[vv]!
sal stewart really decided to just fuck his entire career, huh?
>>154483252>Horse editionIndeed
>>154483387But the game is already over
>>154483446Buy an ad
>>154483418
>>154483451We should always give the Cubs a chance
>
>>154483446Add a buy
*buys ad*
*buys a vowel*
>twins intentionally blow this game to let some kid make his major league debut without any pressurebig brain purposes
Travis "0-for-15" Bazzana
>>154483504There are 3 E's!G__e _he C___ _ ch__ce!
some are calling him Travis "0-for-15" Bazzana
The Yankees have won 12 of their last 14
>>154483481>Cusb with a better record than my doyersi may have to seppuku
um.. redsxisters.....
>>154483641yeah I'm thinking DA BERDS are winning this divvie
>6 straight walks by reds pitcherspoorats solved baseball. simply don't swing.
This pitcher sucks
Our Reds can't beat the Pirates
>7 walks in a row
>>154483481Baseball is better when the cubs are bad
The hooker hasn't shown us any new ballparks. His cover has been blown.
>>154483682enough about Slade Cecconi
>>154483237Oh honey, we all want a piece of that fine ass. Fuck the Yanks, literally.
The Atlanta Braves
i got an erection today
the missus simply will not stop walking around the house in her panties had to give her the 5 incher this afternoon before baseball
My husband has a tiny, useless penis
it's up!we're fucked dodgerchads
in the mood 4 sum baseballhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_CI-0E_jses
Twinks LOSE
sasaki got it sasaki got it
>>1544837237 W A L K SWALKS
>le heckin nippon baseball man xdt. doyercaca GM
>>154484030the jappy knees man
José just stole base number 300!
can u name the three active leaders in stolen bases, ahead of 4th jose ramirez
The Cubs(Iowa) are getting gaped right now
>>154484094rickey hendersonkenny loftonsome other guy
>>154484107he said "active"
>>154484129they are active
oniel cruz
>>154484124he wants at least one homegrown guy so he can beat the "Dodgers just buy all their best players and their farm system is overrated" allegations
>>154484094Trout? Acuna? Tatis? Betts?
orel HERSHAIZZZAAA
>>154484133ricky is not even active in life he passed away
>>154484160I forgot Trea Turner and Altuve I change my picks to those two. Maybe Yelich? Idk
>>154484166life is only the beginning
ricky hemderson was a heluva player for someone with aids
>>154484160none of those are right
>>154484175turner is 3 altuve is 2
i couldve hit that one
wesley snipes
SDER
>>154484198I give up
>>154484024bro wtf
sacramento may be a good park for homeruns
>>154484188Nigga Tuesday
the st louis berds will win the ball game
>>154484277unless you're Travis Bazinga
>>154484239it's sterling marte at 1
strikeoutzzana
>>1544843002 more weeks
>>154484180>someone with aids>Claudell Washington related how newly installed 1980 manager Billy Martin introduced Burke to the new teammates on the team by stating "Oh, by the way, this is Glenn Burke and he's a faggot.">He died from AIDS-related causes in 1995.
>>154484261little league activities
I'll be honest, I hadn't heard anything about Sasaki in a while I genuinely thought he was injured/got optioned
This is now the Kentucky Derby genny
>>154483679Not surprised to see my Berds where they are, but the relievers were seriously eating shit the first month of the season
Please do not post off-topic content in this baseball general thread.
>>154483964
>>154484261https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r3ikimwZmlU
>>154483584this makes me sad I liked him in the wbc
ayo this bazzana kid is dogwater
>>154484432Teo is also shit and the fact is defense is atrocious means his bat need to be there
Holy shit Resd what the fuck are you doing
Just got word that the tw*ns (evil) tried to injure springer again, and were divinely punished for it.
>>154484341>>154484432If anyone deserved to be on a Potential Man meme it's Roki
the A's have some lil' wayne-looking motherfucker, he got thrown out at first twice already by based Hedgey
>schwarber has struck out 8 at bats in a rowKWAB
>>154484642Muh 3 true outcomes
The fish fuck ya.
I'm a girl! A cubs girl!
2RBI BAZZANA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
BAZZANA STOLEN BASE
Runs Bazingaed In
>>154484839>>154484858I never doubted him :')
>>154483679> no gridlinesabsolutely disgusting
these A's broadcasters are salty as FUCK
>Halpin gets called up to play defense in winning games>steals a HR in his first gamenoice
>>154484432>Kim SHITget outta here, move that over to Teo.Seems like he's eternally on a 10 game hitless streak and yet somehow always hitting .230
why don't the filthadelphia filthies simply score some runs
>yacht rock day at loan depot parkholy based im a 'lins fanatic now
>>15448455437 hours in paint
oh boy doyercacas not gonna like this one
Pretty funny that Bazzana's family went to all those games waiting for his hit they had to go to different states across the US because he couldn't do it until today
>>154485207>dragon forkWhat does this even mean
>>154485207he was good from the bullpen in the play offsdodgers really that short of starters?
jesus christwe have Hedges catching and we're winning by 4, don't fucking blow 2 challenges for no reason just cause you didnt hit the ball
>asstros
we might see a position player pitching in sacramento
Doyerdiapies kek
>>154485279>he was good from the bullpenAnd he should have stayed there, could have been an ace closer. But Roki himself insists on being a starter. If he doesn't deliver this season he'll be out on his ear like Dustin and Buehler
>>154485207make this the OP for the next thread
Guess that :"fire your manager" buff already wore off for the Phillies
>>154485328buying Edwin Diaz and trumpet tatiana over the off season means he would prob end up just a standard reliever which probably means great shame
>>154485364it popped for one game for the red sox and then they got shit on
nice bullpen, A's
>>154485455A's? More like A'SS
my phillies suck again
ramos having a HR stolen by the roof of tropicana field sums up the giants year
women wearing flatbrim caps scare me
It's going to be really hard to be a Giants fan this year. Just embarrassing.
>>154485503hardly knew her
>>154485278he has a nasty forkball and some cuck writer probably called it a dragon fork because he's a chink
BrewGODS win!
>>154485455Yankletics lost that game.
>>154485751https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IicBPT9_OQE
>>154485797a's fans hate you, fuck off
>>154485751>"Chink" is primarily used as a highly offensive racial slur against people of Chinese or East Asian descentLast I checked, japtraps are east asian
>>154485829it's literally short for chinese. what the fuck are you talking about
Austin Hedges, the 2nd lowest career batting average in the history of the game with over 2000 PAs, has 3 hits today
Why don't they let Hedgy play more games over Bo? He's playing his best offense since who knows when.
come on, double digits...
>>154485849you sound like a butthurt chink, I used it for Chinas, Japs, and Koreans. Once they get a little brown, it feels like you should use something else
>>154485869literally Potential Man
>>154485876ok. if you wanna keep sounding like a retard, be my guest
>>154485829when is the last time you checked?
kek the butthurt chink lecturing on racist slur taxonomy like he's studying for his MCAT. you all look the same and have tiny penis
Faggot cheater
Tonight: my braves win another series.
>>154485809Very tsundere.
Are there any other alpha males ITT? Thinking about going vegan even though im an alpha male
>yeah man i call germans mexicans>i do this because i'm cool and not at all retarded
Are there any other straight males ITT? Thinking about going gay even though im an straight male
The 'dians win using their worst starter!3W in a row!Messick tomorrow!
ggs Asyou mightve awoken the bazzanabeast today, I fear for the future
Dodgers/Cardinals game starting
>>154486138i'm half straight, does that count?
>>154486302No one cares
>>154486302*biiiiiig yawn*
>>154486302nobody cares about the national league. people used to tune in for things like Bartolo hitting a homerun. now there's nothing
>>154486302
Game between two mid teams starting
Rangers/Tigers game starting
freddie :)
dodgers are scoring a lot of runs in the first innings recently
>>154486424go [Team playing against an ALC team that is not the Guardians]!
ret's go ret's go
callate la boca. my doyers are playing
>>154486462FORGOT MY PIC
>>154486476faggot
Sasaki on the mound! SASAKI ON THE MOUND!
Fuck Fox and their nearly invisible strike zone
>>154486464ORALE
>troons already seethingkek
>>154486485bitch ass hoooo
>>154486485Walk passed a mirror?
San Diego will surely win today right?
>>154486574>walk passed
When will the White Sox trade Murakami?
>>154486612
>named dingler>hits dingerswho writes this shit
PLEASE STOP PUTTING FAT FUCK GAYBAR AT THE TOP OF THE LINEUP PLEASE RETARD HINCH
>>154486302Easy win for the 'dinals. Not worth watching
Is Sasaki the bitch ass chink boy who cried last year because he sucks?
>>154486612We don’t post selfies here
the ol' dingler tingler
>>154486619lol. Chicago will win the World Series in 2029. Murakami 8 RBIs in game 4.
DINGLORD
>>154486658He wasn’t even a good reliever last year and got bailed out by Kike in game 6
>walk passed
>>154486648a's announcers must love this guy
>>154486695Nick Kurtz league museum
>>154486658Anime poster owned you.
>>154486685I hated playing at fields like this as a kid that had some 500+ ft dimension. You'd hit a ball over the OFs head and you'd have to leg out a triple or IPHR
>>154486695they are seething cause a guy got picked off to end the inning with him batting
>>154486695As an announcer, I'd be cutting his name as close as possible to the N word every time
>>154486612>>154486689kek seething because you called yours self a faggot
yo seems like king TUCK could use some lessons from TEACHERMANHITTING
that funky muncy
You think when the A's Max Muncy meets the real Max Muncy that they're going to kiss?
stream cutting off today
RIP SPIRIT AIRLINES
>>154486831i just saw teoscar hernandez walk to 1st like six times
love my raysies :)
>>154486858>>154486831buffstreams FOX feed is working fine for me
>>154486831try mlb.tv
>>154486658Yep same chinkoid
serves the doggies right, trusting a korean
>you can get into the playoffs by losing more games than you winthis new schedule might have been a mistake
no one believe me but im neon deon
>>154486897I want to say that it'll even out but I don't even think I could say that
>>154486897correct opinion: baseball is better when the Rangers are bad
Dodgers away unifrom looks crisp and clean
it's a little burned but it's OK
>>154486897the AL felt bad for the jays and are collectively playing like dogshit so we still make it to the postseason
The Cleveland Guardians have an all-white pitching staff.
>>154486914put the trip on
>>154483446Unironically would cap a merch. I still have my Nikke Padres tshirt. Also Jacob family who Co-owners Qualcomm stadium are also investing in my Chadres. Ergo and therefore; Chadres are here to stay. Nashville /Oakland /salt lake city Padres owner BTFO.
I should update my stream links for 2026.
>>154486943shut up faggot lol
>>154486958Let 'em know!
>>154486943yup
>>154486977Turns out blue is a great color!
>>154486955>not using an aggregator in 2026ishygddt
>>154486953still got me filtered fag??
Sasaki about to give up a few runs
>>154486952Didn’t they have a Dominican closer? Wonder what happened to him
sasaki pitch within 1 mile of the strike zone challenge: impossible
>>154487016Sounds exactly like Sugano
>>154486989I'm trying to find one that isn't like a whole ass inning behind bro. Recommend one?
>>154486897for reference
For me it's wheeel of fortune between innings
>>154487048>he doesn't know
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C_U3SPPIjTYGET THAT UP YA
kek doypacos can only bunt to get on base
>>154487048https://buffstreams.plus/mlb/los-angeles-dodgers-st-louis-cardinals/1267442is the link for today's game, I actually kind find the agg link I use
>>154487084LOVE IT
>>154487048NTV
Buntchads
it's happening again
kek ohtranny with a double play.
Bitch
Ohtani is such a fat useless pig holy shit
Pigroach
nice dp jj
DAMN good defense, cards>>154487102i don't know why people freak out over this. they've eaten much worse
What the fuck was that song going into break? Sound like it was singing about Ohtani.
GayGay Niggerholt
>>154487116they didn't say this about Bartolo
murakami has over double the home run total of ohtani
>>154487123ohh i missed this one, but sogay ohtranny is still the funniest one
It’s only fair to move Ohtani down the lineup like they did Tucker.
>>154487150>implying Roberts sets the lineup and its not set by Ohtani himself
>>154487142and there it is
PIG ROACHIGROACH
>>154487130The melty the genny had over this was great.
i remember when mattingly was here, players got pissed because he kept switching the lineups
sasucky meltie loading....
there it is
>>154485207Not even doyerpacos buy into his """potential""" anymore
ship him back to china and turn him into dog food
Sosucki is such a mental midget
Jesus christ this chink sucks
i miss fatasses bartolo colon and mike fetters
why is he starting, hes weakminded as hell
A bullpen game is safer than starting this retarded insect
we still got it we still got it
>>154487274We're running a 6 man rotation out of hubris, no need for a penny anyways
its over
Every game with this shitter. Sasaki starts are automatic losses
Roki gotta be the biggest mental midget to ever come out from Japan
i know sasucky sucks ass but this walker fella is definitely roiding
DISHONORRABUH!!
>bullpen is starting to come onbest team in the AL
>>154487306he could pass for 50 years old
>that shot of sasaki smiling after the homerunYOU GOTTA LOVE ITSUPPOSED KID WONDER HEREJUST LAUGHING AFTER GIVING UP A 3-RUN HOME RUNIS THIS KID EVEN ALIVE??
smoltz is spittin truth
>gives up 3 doubles and counting>gives up a HRGolly
>66 pitches alreadyNot only does he suck. He's also a fucking drag for the bullpen.
FUCKING FAGGOT DOYPACOS YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO WIN FOR ME
>>154487363he did during sasaki's last start too
>>154487356Dodgers messed with the wrong ones!!!
if this dumbass would have waited 2 more years owning in npb he could have fooled a mlb team into overpaying big time in 2027
>>154487363Maddux and Glavine probably mogged Smoltz every day in the 90s
>>154487386i mean, yeah, but he's talkin' 'bout sasaki
>rogay sasucki
So how many starts does this faggot get before he's permanently a bullpen arm?. Sasaki is not a starter and never will be
>>154487386definitelyhttps://www.sportskeeda.com/baseball/settle-f-ck-down-motherfu-king-rookie-when-greg-maddux-dished-mouthful-chipper-jones-following-on-field-scuffle
>>154487437two more seasons
>>154487437The 6 ERA 4IP starts will continue until moral improves
>>154487411this makes no sense, you can't just add "gay" to something and think it's funny!it has to rhyme with the name like sogay ohtranny or PCGay.get your shit together man!
I used to compare Sasaki to Ohtani's first year with his lack of FB command and having to pitch backwards but holy fuck he never was this damn unreliable and weak minded.
>>154487472gay fudge
Why did Sasaki go to the dodgers and not a team that can actually develop pitchers?
>>154487568nobody in cleveland can speak japanese
They're gonna get swept aren't they
>>154487472gay soto
>>154487590There’s gotta be one shanty massage parlor that does
>>154487568he didn't care about that. he just wanted to be part of the 4peat dynasty.
NOOOOOOO YOU CANT LAUGH AT OTHER PEOPLES SEXUALITY AND FEEL BETTER ABOUT YOUR OWN!
Was it Sasaki that only got promoted as a starter because of his effort at that epic Game 3 in the World Series last year?
>>154487568He needs to transfer to the Matt Blake Gakuen of Pitching.
>>154487000>fagLook in the mirror did ya fella?
I can't believe life becomes "easy mode" just because you can throw a ball a bit fast.
1, 2, 3 inning for Chris Sale
>>154485279they didn't give him a 100m contract to be a reliever
>>154487817isn't that the street fighter guy.. tamagotchi or whatever
>>154487829>100mgoogle says 1 yr(s) / $760,000 with $6.5mil signing boner
The gidps will continue until morale improves
the dodgers would be doing better if they didnt keep getting caught in double plays imo
>acuna ded again
>dubon will have to play RF too
>A's got destroyed>Rangers are losing>Angels are going to lose to this struggling Mets, probably getting swept too>Mariners will loseHow is one division this dogshit?
>3 rbis for rake baldwin
>>154487967Like this
You think Michael McGreevy makes good McGravy for Thanksgiving?
>>154487967standard stuff for the AL
Dodgers are losing this, but that means the poodres will lose today too
>ohtani not even trying to hit and hoping for a walkpathetic
Ohtani looking like Kyle Manzardo
they don't want you to know that the jays are undefeated in may
Rays win :)
blow gays? not a fan sorry
>5 runs in the top 1st and countingMy chihuahuas are out for vengeance after yesterday
can't believe this gomer pyle looking fucker is shutting down the dodgers
man the yankees pitching lineup looks scary, who could beat them this year
chris slider xd
>>154488075>sorryYou're not fooling anyone
bree delio is obsessed with BDC
This might shock you, but I'm officially no longer a dodgers fan.
>>154488092>pitching lineup
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FkBXA6PPRrw...
>>154488092my mets have the firepower required
>>154488127He's come over from /cric/, give him a break.
>>154488092the braves don't care how "good" your pitching is, I'm afraid
>>154488162we don't say either of those words thoughever
whatever happened to panama blow gay fag?
it's a joke about the leaf being a jeet in account of their drastic demographic shift
Edgar Quero fucking sucks what does he even do?
>>154488175>panamadodgers should play @ UNIQLO FIELD for the mexican fanshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-3Q17EsvN5M
>Stanek coming in
who gets to lucky #22 tonight?
'member Eric Karros
>>154488207italk studios said he had no idea kyle was his son until this season
>>154488207'member Mark Grudzielanek
Man, that's a lot of wypipo in the stadium
>>154488222oh FUCKtodd hollandsworth & brett butler
dubon is a mad man
This thread sure slowed down the moment it became clear the Dodgers weren't winning tonight
>>154488230I guess you don't see a ton of that back in Nigeria
>>154488092the Dodgers
I thought the Doyers were supposed to be good?
Just finished mowing and weed eating, now there's NOTHING to stop me from watching baseball.
>Pages back to late 2025 formplease kill me
holy shit stanek didnt blow it
>>154488267please don't reply to me without my consent
>>154488312
>>154488312You're not allowed to post here without the express written consent of major league baseball, did you bring your slip?
The dodgers are about to let the opposing team win for the 4thgame in a row on purpose to make the league more competitive. Aren't the dodgers great?
>cronenWORTHLESS
>>154488312that's what them jappy knees artists say>pls don't save and post my artwork anywhere!
i gooned to jav at least twice today. might've been 3x
>>154488312Go back to your apartment and fuck your girlfriend
>>154488345they're losing on purpose right now for entertainment purposes
>>154488356the concept of consent is foreign for mutts, whose supreme leader and god emperor started a pointless war to distract from the rape parties he and his buddy jeffrey used to have on weekends
>>154488345based and entertainment purposespilled
>>154488312you need to go back to your apartment and have sex with your girlfriend!!!!
>>154488364Enjoy it while you can bro, I struggle to get it up
>>1544883643 is my cut off
How come MLB teams don't do a pregame HR challenge with ordinary regular joes like how NBA does half court 3 point contest or in the NFL a 30 yard FG challenge during halftime?
gidp heregidp thereThis is getting boring, Manfred bring out the juiced balls
my professor gave us final papers that have to be 12 pages long and address a variety of constitutional issues. he only gave us the assignment last sunday and it's due this upcoming thursdayi'm taking him for 2 classes so i got 2 of these big boys to do. i asked for an extension because that's 24 pages of heavy research in 10 days and he pretty much told me to eat shitso that's been my weekend :)
>>154488403that shit started way before trump. it was around that tumblr debacle where people tried to "protect" their "content" or some shit that ended up with everyone yellingINTELLECTUAL PROPERTY
Knew this dodgers team was a meme team You ain't winning 3 in a row you onions bitches
>>154488312go back ho-one*clap clap clap-clap-clap*fuck your girlfriend *clap clap clap-clap-clap*
The Atlanta Braves are winning the baseball game
good job vesia
>>154488432damn dawg where did it go wrong
>white suxYou poo poo'd the Padres for the last time.
>>154488451MLB teams are more autistic about maintaining their playing fields, they don't want regular people on it. they're not as low maintenance as NBA courts
>>154488465yeah just have ai do it
>>154488467yes. then chinks straight up said "that's right. we're stealing all your ip. the fuck are you gonna do about it" and everyone realized it was a meme
>>154488451>HR challengeway too hard. just see who can throw the ball the farthest or hardest. actually, they do that sometines
>>154488512he's making us sign our papers in ink before turning them in, swearing to the fact that we did not use AI for any form of assistance
Jesus this game is boring. Can't the Doyers at least put up a run to make things somewhat interesting?
>>154488502That’s silly most teams let hundreds of kids on the field to run the bases, multiple times a year. You guys all did that as kids… right?
>>154488465>12 pages longsingle or double spaced?
thanks houston
>>154488564double. but each one has to address like 5-6 major legal issues so it's gonna have to pull from a lot of case law + statutes + constitutionand it all has to tie together into one master argument
Are the Doyers actually fraudulent?
https://x.com/wgZ75UvfBO3FMTJ/status/2050064479644512512
Will the poodres do anything or?
>>154488574meep meep
>>154488579That's pretty rough but 24 pages over 10 days is 2.4 = about 750 words/dayI think it's doable if you don't have other finals to work on. Is the prof himself grading or will it be TAs
LGM
>>154488631yeah i've been working on it all day today and yesterday evening. i have 34 pages of notes, probably gonna get to 45ish by the end of tonight. then i gotta condense that tomorrow into my first paperthen i'll have 3-3.5 days to do the second paperhe will grade all of them. he told me to not overthink it and that I'll be fine, but I still want to do a great job
>>154488645Hips are too big
>>154488609One thing is for sure, Ohtani is WASHED. I truly think his vision is shot because he's straight up staring at pitches right down the middle. Game after game after gameAnd he's too arrogant to get specs like Muncy and Kike
hit 'em where they ain't
>>154488613Nope
ohtani is a pitcher now
>>154488673>Ohtani with glassesthat shit would kill his aura
R I L E YOCKET
When I was a kid and they just built the new White Sox stadium, for a while if you bought a Wendy's meal and paid (or maybe donated, I don't remember) an extra $1, you'd get a bleacher seat for the next home game. I learned many new swear words and slurs there, Dad said "if you ever repeat these within earshot of your mother, we'll never go again".I no longer live near Chicago, and I'm fucking old, but watching the Sox was tough for a while because they sucked, but it wasn't that, it was their lack of fight. This season they still kind of suck but they have a fuck you spark I like, go Sox and thanks for reading my blog.
>>154488683Hit this bussy
>poostin riley dingerthe Lord has blessed us this day
>>154488664>he told me to not overthink it and that I'll be fineHe says this because he probably has a favorable opinion of you. He's not gonna dunk on your rushed double paper so I wouldn't stress too much. Profs are busy and most don't have a whole lot of time to thoroughly nitpick paperst. postdoc
>>154488718>watching the Sox was tough for a while because they sucked, but it wasn't that, it was their lack of fightProbably when you consider what was the makeup of the team it made sense.Hint: Luis Robert jr
My Braves are the best team in baseball
Pope Sox and Padres having a pitchers duel kek
I'm a Cubs girl and I'm eating hot dogs!
https://x.com/grantmcauley/status/2050745877539471382
>>154488749appreciate it, anon. I'll do my best. GL with your academic goals/research :)
>leave for a week>lets see how my doggies are doing>offensive slumpyea...
Rays Up! second AL team to 20 wins!
>>154488808what the h*ck are they putting in the gatorade in atl
>>154488799was he talking about ohtani?
if the 76ers choke im posting orsons in here instead be warned
>>154488813we still got it we still got it
pacos about to get shut out>>154488874Wrong thread jumphoop
>Core Dodger hitters looking like shit against this STL shitpengrim
Doyers lose KEK
>>154488540Honor means nothing in the global capitalist technostate , sign it anyway
Lmao this dodgers team gonna need a miracle to win x3
SO MANY GIDPS
>>154488865yes
Rainier beer mentioned.
muncy plz
going to watch the mets now
I like how on White Sox broadcasts, they have to have three little circles for the outs, because when Sox fans temporarily brown in from their ongoing drunken blackout and see an out, they no longer remember how many outs there used to be before. So, instead of confusing and enraging them, they dutifully fill out all three little on-screen 'o's and let it sit for the ten seconds before they cut to booze commercials or things you might accidentally eat while while blacked out.
>>154488945A bit early, sausage slut
dodgers on the board
that funky muncynot dead yet
kek doyerpacos
>>154489002ISHYGDDT
>>154489013Can you blame them? Goose Island IPA is delicious.
No shutout for you
Nolan's really good at getting ahead in the count. it's gonna be amazing once he challenges them more on 0-2 instead of looking for fadeaway whiffs and chases
Shutout preventedBut here comes Andy "Swings at Everything" Pages so they're gonna lose anyway
Muncy is TOO funky, something is going on.
cRushing plz
even though my doyers are going to lose, I'm kind of glad I turned the game on to see that muncy AB. I pointed out that he was a top 20 hitter in the league last year this off season, and I'm glad to see some journos are taking notice of how insane he's been since he got his glasses (coincidental).
PANDY
Uh... berdbros...?
Pls don’t give me hope
>>154488945reverse jinx
drake baldwin needs a triple for the cycle
I LOVE ANDY P
Pages...did something? This is normally where he strikes out swinging at something the pitcher rolled on the ground like a bowling ball
>>154489125
come on, these two hits were so cheap
fuck so close but yet so fargg berds cya tomorrow
>>154489021nope it was right on time>>154488945based sausage girl
Gg berdsI knew it was too good to be true
gg berdz, doyers are going to need a lot more than 9th inning heroics if they want a shot at winning
gg cardsAt least it got interesting towards the end
>DOYERPACOSKEK
>mest>doyers
>Doggie DoosNice try fags
burke dealin
good game, cards
kek doyercacas KEK
los doyerpacos kek
>El nino cacaBAU BAU
fuck yes, thank you benge!
>>154489214The chihuahuas have Burke?
doggie doos kek
>KelenicThis is the guy who has that deranged redditor fan isn't he
>>154489231your team lost KEK
just made myself an egg cream
Guys, Bananaball is on!
>los fraudgers KWAB
I don't hate the Dodgers, but>Ohtani 0-7
>>154489295No way that’s a real sport
>>154489323what does he even do?
those doyercacas aren't taking a single game off my yanks KEK
digits and Murakami homers again tonight
>>154489323Well I do. Fuck the fraudulent ass Bobby Bonilla ass Dodgers borderline cheating ass motherfuckers.
blow gays might even beat the fraudgers at this point
strike em out
>>154489352It's over.
>>154489351Revenge for 2024 SOON.
Early but new>>154489391>>154489391>>154489391
Post if your team is still undefeated in May
gg red berds, we fucking sucksee you tomorrow
this chris sale fella is a pretty good pitcher
>red sux>leltics>broonsoh, now THAT is a kek
PRRRRRT
>>154489454let us know when you fuck her
julio!
>>154489454what's a cubs girl doing at a dodgers cardinals game?
>>154489323yeah he slumpin'
500
>poodres losing to a Japanese minor league teamkek
Post your favorite player. For me? Ivan Herrera.
>>154489910Dodgers Beltre, he was Puig before Puig. Shame he under performed until the last yeah of his contract when he turned into an MVP Calibur Beast
