news: all the sites with copy-pastable headlines are dead, but apparently we might have a relevant supplemental draft for the first time 15 years
>>154485481MY Seattle Seahawks, 2025 Super Bowl champions
missed a preposition, brb killing myself
Why did he do it?
yeah, here we go
how is a rock solid veteran tackle without significant injury history still sitting there unsigned?
>>154485577I thought he retired
>>154485538>doop poopscoop
>>154485590Their center retired, Decker asked to be released a couple months ago.
>>154485644Ahh
>>154485468He had to go to night school to make up for the classes he failed by not giving a fug about schoolHe went to a 96.5% black high school in Cleveland (6 miles from the Browns stadium) with a 44% graduation rate...Glenville High School. Their football team is coached by Ted Ginn Sr., the father of Ohio State wide receiver Ted Ginn Jr."Man, Ted Ginn Sr. literally changed my life," said Reese to reporters after being drafted. "Like, my junior year, I had no offers, my GPA was not eligible to get into college. As soon as I got back with Ted Ginn, he immediately took me in and he told me I could be someone."he needed to improve his grades to meet the NCAA's minimum GPA requirements to be eligible for college football.Reese enrolled in a credit recovery program to lift his GPA. The program required Reese to take night classes on top of his regular course load.
a visual plea
>>154485910Bo Nix ages at such an incredible pace
Where my /druk/ chads at?
I got a date with a thicc latina tonight bros. wish me luck
>>154486237Cheers
your daily reminder KC
creepy little goblinwith sound:>>>/wsg/6139715
>>154486384damn should've hired him before the draft, maybe he could've convinced them to draft a tackle with tackle-appropriate measurables
I've won a ton on betsBut always lose my candy to the den on 2 7 when will I learn
>>154486556Big yikes
Reminder that it is inevitable that a sports gambling scandal will hit the NFL at some point and we're going to be watching games this season that have a very high percentage chance of being rigged by some of the players on the field.
Mendoza finna make ya seethe
Post >your team, >your floor, and >your ceilingCommanders5-1211-6
>>154487415>raiders
>>154487508Yeah, im thinking Raiders alright kek
>>154487552Raiders and Broncos are tied for Owls, Jenny.
>>154487943
>>154487986And you're gay
Guess who finally got a guy signed with the NFL?
>>154488112Cowboys & Indians living together! Total insanity >He isn't the first player with a Native American background to make it to the NFL, but he is the first, specifically, from the Navajo Nation. He went to New Mexico State originally as a preferred walk-on and spent three seasons as a starter. There, he played with quarterback Diego Pavia, running back Seth McGowan and tight end Eli Stowers — all of whom were in this year's draft as well. He then transferred to Kentucky where he started all 12 game at LT this past season."It's a great honor," he said. "To put on the star is surreal. But I have to earn that star. I wouldn't say I'm an official Cowboy yet."
>>154487479brownsfloor: 4-13, 1-win regression from last year. the front 7 on the defense provides a certain floor, even if shitdoor somehow starts at qb or watson is still a trainwreck. i like the new dc's track record as a position coach enough to not project him as a downgrade from schwartz. but if denzel ward gets cuntcussed again, the lack of depth in the secondary might rear its ugly headceiling: 10-7. shedeur is cut, watson is healthy, is a great fit with monken, is motivated in his contract year and at least looks like a top-20 starter again, the young offense becomes increasingly cohesive as the season goes along, the oline is no longer a revolving door of turnstiles but a deep unit with solid swing pieces able to fill in if someone gets hurt or overwhelmed, the defense doesn't take a step back
>>154488177>ceiling: 17-0Deshaun Watson returns to the Deshaun Watson of old. 5,000 yards, 35 TD, 7 INTTop Five DefenseChoke in the playoffs >ForeverTheBrowns
>>154487479Niners Floor 5-12Ceiling 13-4Entirely dependent on who on the team decides to explode
>>154487993says the turbo faggot that sees jenny behind every post. Shits been on your mind a lot, huh homo boy?
>>154488322then they re-sign decoom to 6 years 400 million fully guaranteed and he goes back to 2024 watson cackling like scrooge mcduck on top of his colossal money tower
>>154488322>Shitdoor>QB1kekthat dude is on clipboard and peanut oil duty
>Chiefs' Patrick Mahomes on track to participate in first OTAsChiefs' Patrick Mahomes on track to participate in first OTAs>Chiefs' Patrick Mahomes on track to participate in first OTAsChiefs' Patrick Mahomes on track to participate in first OTAs
>>154488639 according to Reid. The Chiefs are scheduled to have their first three OTAs May 26-28."He is in a good position to be able to do some things," Reid said of Mahomes. "If he can do some things, [he'll do it]. Phase 2 [of the offseason program], remember, there's no contact and there's no offense versus defense. It's Phase 3 that you get into that. ... He's in a position where he can do everything, I think."
>>154485481Watch mexican football and all other spring football>>154488368
Mahomes will be ready for week 1
>>154488703Ravens branding is such trash, it's literally an Arena football team. Orioles is sexy. If I was a Baltimore dude I'd be all in on the Orioles, Camden Yards, /MLB/ regularly, and I wouldn't follow the NFL at all.
>>154489526If Baltimore's NFL team was the Baltimore Mariners, I could get with that. I like the Inner Harbor and Baltimore is known for crabs. It's one of the second tier football teams Baltimore has had (Baltimore has even had a Canadian Football League team)
>>154489469Is anyone actually worried?
>>154489659Chargers are taking the West
>>154489687Did they draft a new QB?
>>154489642Baltimore bridge bussy
>>154488322
>>154489526>>154489642Of course you would think the Ravens branding is bad, it's about a poet
Brownies
>>154490008I put a penny on his grave and there is a Raven on it. I've written a lot about Poe and Poe would agree that the Ravens branding is complete trash Arena League Football shit. Just change it to something nice, it's not hard
>>154490008>>154490131He was born in Mass and wrote most of his works (including The Raven) while living in Philadelphia.
>>154490223Both of those teams had a chance to claim him and failedRavens is cooler than any other option like Mariners (already done) and, what, Crabs?
>>154489469>LT is a nutcase that goes AWOL>LG is a bum who transitioned from tackle>RT is a backupLooking forward to it for sure.
>>154490268>Kelce is fat and slow >Rashee Rice is a number 2 receiver at best They better play that Jeff Caldwell turns out
Saturday night at the Bradys
friendly reminder that edgar allen poe was an incestuous pedophile who married his 13 year old cousin
>>154490259>Mariners (already done) Not in the NFL, which is the #1 sport now. Plus I love East Coast Mariners vs North East Mariners smack talk as North East Mariners win that all day every day
>>154488639>patti back practicing>bo back to being a scooter cucklol, lmao even
>>154490414At least he's getting some. On a Saturday, you're not.
oh no, he's retarded
Mahomes is gonna break record this season. We saw shitters like Lamar and Allen do some silly statpad this year. Mahomes is gonna break the touchdown record by scoring over 60 in a single season. It will mindbreak all old dolphin and Brady troons when they somehow don't lose in the owl and go undefeated.Most anaylists will realize mahomes is actually better than fraudy and his legacy will be tarnished as a result. It's time for a legacy defining season that will result in a goat being born and 2 shitters being relegated to non first ballot hof tier.
>>154490488Eli did more with less than Brady ever did against tougher competitionfor me its Eli too
>>154490488When Brady isn't a first ballot hof and mahomes is will ppl finally realize who is actually the goat and not a team baby with refs in his pocket.
>>154490497Nah. Justin Fields will be the Chiefs starting qb by week 8.
Baltimore BruinsBaltimore BrawlersBaltimore Bombers
Mrs. Penis
>>154490602why does he have ayy lmao fingers?
Baltimore Banshees>A banshee (bean sídhe or "fairy woman") is a female spirit in Irish folklore who heralds the imminent death of a family member by screaming, wailing, or keening.
Lamar is so shit. Imagine having a great defense and playing like shit only again the chiefs. Blaming your te and coach for your dogshit fumbling in important games. I swear the one time they miss the playoffs they may have dated a chance against the Texans and pats and went but instead they chose to waste another year doing nothing.
I'm calling it now
>>154490602
woof
>>154490440>Not in the NFLDon't care, once a name is used by one sports franchise, I don't want it used elsewhere>>154490488>beat Brady in two Owls>more rings than Brees>more rings than Peyton (2015 does not count, Eli earned BOTH of his)Is he wrong?
>>154490633bold
>>1544906747>2
>>154490602Kind of a small ring for a multi-millionaire desu
>>154490629>great defenseThe defense has been putrid dogshit
>>154490602Penis the Third
>tfw you lived to witness the greatest act of meme magic in /sp/ history
>>154485577He's asking for too much
>>154490664
Baltimore Bombardiers
With the State flag and being named after Lord Baltimore, I like the Baltimore Barons or Bishops
waste of a draft pick
I think they should be called the Baltimore Bussies
ya im thinkin >we won the draft
>>154490899Going to be like that Lions draft that propelled them to 12-5 then 15-2, back to back division champs and perennial Super Bowl contender. Then the Bears got all good and threw the division out of whack
>>154487479NinersFloor= injuries6-11Ceiling = little to no injuries15-2The season is like always dependent on who gets injured but I have hope that it'll be a good one.
FLYEAGLESSPLAAAAAAAAAAT>Oh God, it's an Eagle, who do we call? That's an endangered species
>>154491020only thing the team is missing is a stud WR1 shame davante slinked his bitch ass away to play with his butt buddy aaron in New York, his veteran presence in the WR room would be very helpful rn hopefully >we dont trade for a wr1 like aj brown, every time its been a disaster from moss to mr big chest
>>154491049nice reddit spacing queer
>>154490877You probably said the same thing about Mailata
>>154490755I was there, I made fun of the guy for saying AB would join up with Tom and win a ring. I was wrong and I apologized to him that same season, bro was right.
>>154490755>>1544910952020 wasnt that lon->6 years ago jesus
>>154491020>the Bears got all goodEvery year is the same narrative>DA BURRS OFFSEASON CHAMPSPackers had one of the biggest chokes in recent memory. Ben has no faith in his defense going for it on every 4th down and the defense stepped up in the 2nd half and saved his dumbass from embarrassment. That was the worst coached game on both sides all season.
Oh Lord Zeus, king of the Greek gods, keeper of oaths, you who hold the reins of order in the universe, you who rules over fate and justice, you who define and abide by the law. I call to you: Lord Zeus, you who witness oaths and punish their betrayal. Punish those who don't cheer for the blue and yellow. Grant them sickness and injury and unleash your wrath upon them.I call on to give Jim Harbaugh the grace to motivate and build a franchise to the level of his 49er teams. Give him the same grace that is shown upon us. In your name will we pour libations of wine and burn offerings of chocolate cake and custard pie before each game if you should remember us. Hear this pray, oh father of Olympus, and accept our praise. Keep our future secure, and marked by victory
You now remember https://youtu.be/noCr2-VmHXI
you also now rememberhttps://youtu.be/9j5J1-rbAfA?si=WWyjicBnARKCwllw
They should be the Baltimore Niggers
>>154492283The Bengals actually own the rights to that name
>>154487479>gnats>2-15>9-8It will be closer to the floor.
>>154487479Raiders4-1310-7
Travis Kelce lmao
>>154487943I’m the one hunting down that avapedo. The avapedo uses iphone filenamesAlso>raidies>mendozie>13-4 ezpz
>>154492861Schizo behavior
>>154493024k pedo
Surely the Raiders will be good now
>>154493073Heh
>>154493073Raiders or Jets are going to get the next Calvin Johnson https://youtube.com/shorts/rllqCNkXpvI
please respond
with all due respect that nibba diego paiva looks terrible
literally sleeping with the enemy
>bawwwston
>>154494553and then they get AJ Brown and the news is dominated by the 100k fans showing up to all the preseason practices in excitement
After the Philadelphia 76ers’ basketball team picked up the crucial win in game seven of the NBA playoffs against the Boston Celtics, DeVonta Smith took to X to talk about the victory.
The best part about the Patriots’ 2026 rookie class is that they targeted both tackle Caleb Lomu and edge defender Gabe Jacas in early-round moves up the board. They were in a position of power
>>154494532Keep Coop safe from this succubus
>>154494934Too late, she's pegging him, naked in just his Eagles jersey as we speak
>>154494499He just needs more time
>Maye is a prodigy, and leading his 2025 patched-up-in-one-offseason team to a Super Bowl was an amazing effort. It was only Maye's injury and a sieve-like offensive line in the playoffs that doomed the team and precluded another Lombardi Trophy from gracing the cabinet at Gillette Stadium. >Your MVP-level quarterback can't be getting sacked, battered, or running for his life on almost every play if you're going to win the ultimate prize. The surprise was that they got as far as they did with what they had.
>>154491020>Then the Bears got all goodbecause of one season? calm the fuck down
>>154495771rent free
>>154495860You know what else is free?
>>154496055Houston we have a problem: only Astros and Rockets go with Space City
dart CONFIRMED for winning MVP
>CJ got swole
what emotion is cj trying to convey here?
Dan Quinn on Styles during his appearance on the Rich Eisen show:“I think it's rare, this type of linebacker; the athletic traits: the speed, size, length -- it's not an every-year player. I'm a developmental coach -- I can’t wait to coach him,” Quinn said. “He’s hungry for it; he wants to improve. Seeing his first couple years at DB and then shifting down to linebacker at the start of the 2024 season, I just felt like this guy’s gonna take off. Reps at the position, and like just seeing it more and more, I cannot wait to get rolling with him.”What will you do with him?“He has such unique traits to him. And so, we will play in a lot of zone, where we will have vision to the QB and you can imagine this type of speed, this type of length, to be able to close to the ball. Although he hasn’t blitzed a ton at Ohio State -- (Arvell) Reese was there, as well -- the fact that we’re going to send this guy as a blitzer. So, I think it’s that type of versatility, where we will align him, how we can do that. So, I think it's that type of versatility, where we will align him, how we can do that. He’s got the football acumen because of his time at safety, the coverage part of his game is intact and so to see him unleashed in some new ways, that’s going to be something that I very much look forward to being a part of.”"So, once in a while, all the stars align, and this is one of those cases"Then he goes through each other player they drafted https://youtu.be/eoCg64NE1Q8
>>154496884>sacks: 21ZAMN!!
>>154497009Sonny "Bobby Wagner" Styles
>>154497009Quinn was a linebacker all the way until college when he moved to edgeQuinn was captain and all-conference LB for the same high school Charlie Weis began his coaching career atWeis was there 1980–1984, Quinn 1984-1988
>>154497230Everytime the pissing QB tries to throw the football, Sonny is all "Stop"
>>154492861
Bo is fine dorkshttps://x.com/MileHighReport/status/2050366581788606922?s=20
>>154497340Do one with Tampa Bay Lightning and Tampa Bay Rays
>>154497530His ankle will be fine until the playoffs when it will give out again
>>154497369I’ve had a neutral opinion on Bo, but seeing the amount of melties he generates here has made me kind of like him.
>>154497601He does indeed attract beta males
>>154497369Of course he's fine. it's only Broncos haters wishing he was hurt because they're afraid he'll rape their shit teams. Truly embarrassing mongrels
>>154497730Case in point
Who is the the only Patriots QBs to start a Super Bowl before age 24?
Will Mendoza be able to rival Bo Nix as the biggest dipshit QB in the AFC West?
>>154497629>better deep ball thrower>more clutch>doesn’t need refballHas anyone made for Patty Melties than Bo?
You gotta think the AFC west will have few years with every QB but Mahomes still leftBirth of the AFCW QBsSept 1995 - Mahomes (30)199619971998March 1999 - Hebert Feb 2000 - Nix 20012002Oct 2003 - Mendoza (22)
>injured am i...? heh, check this out
>>154498035cazzies can bury their heada in the sand but the truth is bustin's running out of leash. if he has another year or two either shitting the bed in the playoffs or getting hurt the Chargers are gonna move on. I don't see the AFC West having these 4 as perennial starters
>>154498035>March 1999 - Herbert >Feb 2000 - NixIt's like Advanced AP/Honors vs Special EdNFL Passing Herbert - 24,820 yds, 163 TDBo Nix - 3931 yds, 25 TD
>>154498224I was just about to post the same thing except it's 7706 yds, 54 TD for Nix after his 2 seasons
>>154498035>March 1999 - Hebert>Feb 2000 - NixHow is this even possible? Did it take Nix 7 years to graduate college?
>>154498290Basically
OH NO NO NO NO NO
>>154497009>>154497038>>154497230>>154497277Off-ball LB at 7 is a poverty move. Dolphins and Titans got better players at 43 and 60. Dan "28-3" Quinn
>>154498035All these were same class out of high school:Justin Herbert >2020: 1stR, #6 overallJordan Love>2020: 1stR, #26 overall Jalen Hurts2020: 2ndR, #53 overall Kyle Trask got held back a year>2021: 2ndR, #64 overallSkylar Thompson got held back two years>2022: 7thR, #247 overall Jaren Hall got held back three years>2023: 5thR, #164th overall
>>154498290it's off by a year, herbert is march 1998nix for some reason became the poster boy of staying in college forever, but he was only there for 5 years while so many post-covid prospects got 6 or even 7. it just seemed longer to people because he instantly started as a true freshman and got his 5th season thanks to the coof year instead of a regular redshirt
>>154487479Eagles7-1014-3
>>154494532Buy an ad
>>154496884Daniels >> Caleb > Maye >> Nix
>>154498667This
>>154497530
>>154498810As for Bo Nix's high school class, he and Jayden Daniels were ranked the top 2 dual threat QBs in the nation coming out of high school but neither was able to graduate on time Sam Howell>2022: 5thR, #144Held back one year in college Tanner McGee>2023: 6thR, #188Max Duggan>2023: 7thR, #239Held back two years in collegeJayden Daniels 2024: 1stR, #2 overall Bo Nix >2024: 1stR, #12Spencer Rattler>2024: 5thR, #150Kedon Slovis (back up on Cards)>2024: undraftedHeld back 3 years in collegeGraham Mertz>2025: 6thR, #197Dillon Gabriel>2025: 3rdR, #94Max Brosmer (back up on Vikings)>2025: undraftedHeld back 4 years in college Cade McNamara>2026: invited to Titans mini camp
>>154494553>no team winning a championship in a given year is unusual for bostonfor most cities, it's normal
>>154499417Can't beat mahomes without refs jumping in
>>154497369He will be fine but this video was filmed before his surgery
Diego is tiny
He's even smaller irl. I saw Diego Pavia at a grocery store in Baltimore yesterday. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything.He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?”I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen bags of Takis in his hands without paying.The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.When she took one of the bags and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each bag and put them in another bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.
Imagine being Diego Pavia. You wake up in the morning and throw back the napkin blanket from your matchbox bed. You almost roll off and fall to your death. Feel around for the ladder with your rice-sized big toe. There it is. You climb down. Now you see an ant. The giant brute lumbering toward you. The smell of tiny man meat intoxicating the insect. You run, or more like you hop, towards the safety of a small crack in the wall not even the ant can fit in. Take a moment to rejoice and let your eyes adjust to the darkness. You're so small you can see every individual ray of light. Hungry from your morning adventure you decide to eat. Luckily a feast of atoms and other subatomic particles lay before you. You eat barely a third of a quark and you're stuffed. That's when you notice you've accidentally begun to fall through the very strings of existence itself. You grasp out but everything is too big to hold onto. You fall into the abyss.It'd suck being Diego Pavia.
Joe Bussy
>>154500691dart mogs joey
the absolute state of the AFCS and NFCW
I hate Tutto Birdley but I think he cursed all of Massachusetts for cutting him
somehow, diana russini returned
>>154500780>have a top 5 pick in the draft>take the player you were projected to take>WOOOOW A+++++ DRAFT!
>>154500851Who did she fuck to keep her job?
>>154500780>Austin MockI read a ton of articles from local beat guys to national analysts and I've never once heard of this faggot>Bears F>Cardinals Fall I needed to see to know this guy has no idea how to evaluate talent
>>154500875not you
>>154500907Thank god, I hate her for trying to force the Maxx Crosby trade
>>154500851Mogged by Cynthia
>>154500938Did you forget Crosby literally got traded?
>>154500947I like big noses
>makes /nfl/ seethe heh
>>154500246Then what happened?
>>154500966And the ravens stupidly said no, then signed an older guy who can't play the run. Also she and that manlet Glazer were trying to force a trade all fuckin season, as well as the AJ Brown
>>154500947toucan sam looking ahh
>>154501052AJ Brown trade, I mean.
>>154496884I don't hate him or the Bears but Gayleb fans have been getting really uppity lately and I don't know why, he has a crazy highlight reel but his floor is easily the worst of his relative peers.
>>154500947>>154500981'ynthia in the genny!!
>>154500708Awesome except no inspiration for me with that outfit. That would be me regressing. Love everything else about his video there>>154500691I'm saving this from Burrow's outfit to steal for myself. Shirt needs to be fit / tailored better but I love that exact color tee with that exact belt and pants that same color. Looking forward to acquiring that look for myself
>>154501052AJB literally said he enjoys being the guy more than he does winning days after the Super Bowl. You're dumb as a rock if you think he's not getting traded bro. Crosby also got traded, he failed his physical so it wasn't finalized
>the Jags went 13-4 last yearThey did?
>>154501323nice try, I never said AJ WASN'T gonna be traded, but Glazer and Russini didn't STFU about it, same with Crosby.>failed physicalNo, it was actually decosta or modell realizing he traded 2 first round draft picks and got cold feet, again, like the Ryan Grant situation all over again.
Whenever long time players introduce themselves on NBC and say their college it's ridiculousBrady played for over 20 fucking years in the NFLHe was only at Michigan for 4 and only started for 2
>>154501418You sound upset. Maybe wigger Crosby should've just been healthy and not drawn all over himself with pens
>>154501499Maybe Lamar should stop intentionally losing games so we can take the ravens seriously again, even Mansoor Delane said the ravens can't get past Kansass Shitty
Farewell to the Factory of Sadness.Say hello to Blunderdome!
>>1545016042 teams enter, no one wins!
>>154501604how many times did they win the division in the factory of sadness?
>>154501604grim
>>154501323This. AJB wants to be WR1 more than anything else. He has a ring, now he wants to add to his performance record
>>154488322>Jerry Jeudyjustaguy
new ann michael maye just dropped
>>154501604At least now it'll contain the smell
>>154501604as if >we couldn't be any more of a disgrace to the proud afc north
>>154501912when is she going to get fat?
>>154502130Soon, since that's what her type of men like
>>154501912will she take a big poopy after this?
>>154502130Maye is from NC, guaranteed minor in architecture
>>154502355>tf>poop fetishsaarrrr
>>154501912kek won't be long now...
>
>>154502421>minor in architecturekek
Lot of big guys in this sport
>>154502886was getting drafted part of your plan?
>>154503000Of course. I have a lot of loyalty for a drafted player
>>154501443I have a friend that didn't go to college. He splurges out anytime college is mentioned. I can't even say "my old college buddy" around him, I have to say "good friend from my 20s"
Baltimore Blowfish
>>154501604I love that. Would have to see if from all the angles though
The UFL doesn't seem to be working out. No one's really getting picked to play in the NFL from there
>>154502528Use your app for something good like giving this chick a nose job:>>154500947
I wish that I was Josh Allen, I stopped at a bar for a bloody mary to cure my hangover and NFL network was on and these two very attractive women were talking about that he has a giant cock and they would corrupt him with their pussies.
>>154503489He has a massive hog, have you seen him in shorts? Diggs hated him because of it.
>>154503208They won't until after June 1st, they are contracted to play in the UFL until the end of the season.
National Lemonade Day
>>154503584>eagles a got a literal lemonHeh
>>15450320820 a year go from UFL to NFL but that's not why you watch. You watch because UFL is the place test innovations for the NFL to use like the new kickoff formatHere's some cool stuff to look forward to:https://youtube.com/shorts/2fxvYrUKrpo
>>154503621You have to think his name took him off half the teams' boards
>>154503584Lemon-AIDS
>>154503584Thanks bro, happy National Lemonade Day to you too
>>154503939>rams wasted a pick on Ty Simpson
>>154504012Was interesting to see Chase Daniel had a lot of teams him Ty Simpson was their #1. My #1 was Clubnik
>>154504048Well Chase is clearly an idiot, but whoever said Ty was better than Mendoza is smoking rocks
Lakeshow?Brady'sknee?
is mina right?
harry dresden looking ahh
The Tampa Bay Buccaneers face a pivotal decision with Baker Mayfield, who enters the last year of his contract >Please resign me. Please let me keep playing NFL QB
>>154504415>is mina right?no, of course not. mina "geno smith is a top 10 qb" kimes is cute but should not be taken seriously
>>154504415>Media already begging Manning GAWDS to give a shit franchise a chance
>gayders
>>154504661Why shouldn't they? He had two winning seasons in a row 23-25 then last year started strong before the entire team was ass fucked with injuries. Lost multiple starters on the O line, multiple starters at WR, Bucky Irving, Calijah Kancey etc. I think he's proven far more worth an extension than danny dogshit or Bryce dung
>>154504915They won that game btw
>>154504955I'd rather just draft a rooke and pay him cheap than continue with a mid QB whose agent is going to demand we overpay him
>>154501912This is literal scientific proof that women are children. Look how excited she is to show her food, and then eat it, in front of a fucking camera. I cannot imagine the low IQ needed to do shit like this.
>>154505016No, they didn't. Thr broncos swept them
I'm feeling good about this season
>>154505290Nice ink bro, you get that done in prison?
>>154505369>forms an arrow pointing downkek
Nobody messes with the Eagles
This tank is sugar only
>>154504415>shitty manning goes to the BrownsLol
>>154505592you clearly don't watch college ball
damn, Fernando is looking elite
>>154505656Kek
>>154505146Women are just children with worse pussies
>hurr durr AJ is gone!APOLOGIZE RIGHT FUCKING NOW
>>154505706Coach Belichick...
>>154490602Lol nigress married a bust
>>154505656If he was on any of the other 31 teams, he'd be absolutely humiliating their first string defenses right now.
>>154505764Looks like Stowers will replace AJ. He was Pavia's #1 target both years at Vandy and his co-#1 target the year before that at New Mexico StateStowers is listed at 6-foot-3 and 239 pounds. That's even bigger than Brown, but it's not a particularly big tight end. Really, this is just an athletic, big wide receiver.
>>154505764Sure, he wants out, but he has wanted out since the end of the 2022 season or during the 2023 season depending on who you believe. The only thing different this year is a certain reporter with very close ties to a certain coach is really trying to make it a thing.
>>154505776She's a soccer player that majored in biology. Their kids will redeem them
>>154490664He's much better with a basketball https://youtube.com/shorts/VTV6cgTd9ps
>>154500360kek
>when my team's main rival has a bad season
>>154505290>>154505369>>154505502hahahaHahahaHahahahaHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>154500360
>Sam Darnold showed up at Estadio Banorte for the LFA Week 4 matchup between Osos and Mexicas in Monterrey, Mexico.He is a student of the game, and that is how he succeeds. Darnold will find inspiration and something to gain out of this LFA Week 4 Matchup, and that's how he went from seeing ghosts to seeing the lombardi
>>154506311Only weaklings get their team tattooed on their extremities
It's over...
>>154504955half of the time he doesn't play the quarterback position though. he turns into a running back and thinks he's derrick henry and trucks defenders and injures himself. it wasn't just the team dealing with injuries it was him too, and his were self inflicted. a 500 year old tom brady won a superbowl and he barely scrambled, baker has pretty good mobility, can scramble, get out of trouble, no superbowl, cause he fucking injures himself. can baker protect himself from himself or can the coaches fucking do something about him thinking hes a spartan on the field and that he needs to ram his head into defenders every scramble. if he can't protect himself as a QUARTERBACK where your team needs you out there on every play of the season then he doesn't deserve the money
y-yeah... here we go...
>>154506463I thought he died last year. Maybe I'm thinking Jim Irsay
Can you guys keep it down? Dak is trying to sleep
Spotrac on Baker Mayfield's contract:Baker Mayfield (TB, 30)Remaining Contract: 1-yr, $27MSpotrac Valuation: 4-yrs, $215M ($53.75M per year)Baker didn’t match the magic of 2024 this past season, but he’s shown more than enough to warrant a few more guaranteed years at a pay level more commensurate to his production. $55M per year seems to be the going rate for this type of player these days.Prediction: Mayfield secures a 3 year, $155M extension after the draft
>>154506450Seriously just get a hat or a bumper sticker or something
Top 10 best selling Rookie Jerseys in 2026(1) Cowboys Caleb Downs(2) Jacob Rodriguez(3) Malachi Lawrence(4) Allar(5) Mendoza(6) Chris Johnson(7) Jeremiyah Love(8) Caleb Lomu(9) Dillon Thieneman (10) David Bailey>Letting Allar outsell your new starting 1st drafted overall QBraiders fans are plastic
>>154506653For Lamar they predict:Lamar Jackson (BAL, 29)Remaining Contract: 2-yrs, $104MSpotrac Valuation: 3-yrs, $187.5M ($62.5M per year)The Ravens converted $50M of salary into bonus already, buying them time to fill out their roster before formally addressing Jackson’s deal (among other decisions). While there’s no immediate need to finalize an extension, waiting until next offseason could be risky, as the likes of Caleb Williams, Drake Maye, Bo Nix, Sam Darnold, CJ Stroud, Bryce Young and possibly Patrick Mahomes may be negotiating new deals.Prediction: Baltimore signs Jackson to a 2-year, $125M extension around training camp
>>154506740So the Ravens will just keep choking, got it
>>154506710Legends of the Game
>>154507012All busts
>>154507012Do Cowboys fans have to buy a new Jersey for the rookies every year? I Know Skip Bayless does that shit but is it really just that common in Cowboys culture that both their 1st round picks are #1 and #3 in best selling Jerseys?
>>154507012 Mendoza wears No. 15 to honor Hall of Fame Raiders quarterback and coach Tom Flores, who wore the number from 1960–1966. Mendoza received Flores' personal blessing to wear the number, stating it is a "huge honor" and a "privilege" to represent the franchise's legacy
>>154507100>>154507012now that I'm looking, the Dolphins have both Rodriguez and Johnson up there.Is this a Latin culture thing?
Raiders.
>>15450701231 is the # worn by the legendary hard-hitting Jack "the Assassin" Tatum (Oakland Raiders "Soul Patrol" safety), a symbol of a violent gameBears Fans have also pointed out that the numbers of their two starting safeties: (31) paired with Coby Bryant's number (2) forms the Chicago area code "312" (had Thieneman won the Thorpe Award, both he and Bryant would have won 2 of last 5, but Caleb Downs beat out Thieneman)
>>154507227Bunch of fags
why is josh allen celebrated as if he has patrick mahomes's career? dude has nothing but wild card wins and a stolen MVP. his fans all seem like actual homos too.
>>154507531Josh Allen is the greatest rushing QB the league has ever seen in terms of transitioning that to points on the scoreboard.Nobody talks abt him like this tho cause hes white
>>154507670>Nobody talks abt him like this tho cause hes whiteI forgot to also add because he's white and Lamar Jackson is in the league having to fight with the narrative he should've transitioned to WR so people want to crown Lamar Jackson with that cause LJ has the yards but not the TDs
>>154507531He's the best their ever was. Enjoy it
>>154505628Archs mechanics are so bad his backup mogs him
>>154507531Cuz they're friends or something but Josh is a fucking idiot. >>154485513
>>154507670>>154507729>goal line tush pushes are impressiveim convinced allen fans doing even watch the games
>>154507531hes white michael vick, people are gonna love that shit
>>154507531>why is josh allen celebrated as if he has patrick mahomes's career? He isn't at all lmfao it sounds like you have schizophrenia and have convinced yourself that's true. Some people think he's the best QB in the NFL right now but nobody thinks he's accomplished more in the NFL as a QB than Pat Mahomes. What you're saying simply isn't reality
>>154505656woah comfy mountains scenery
Actually Josh is more like a white Cam Newton as a power bullrusher, there hasn't been a white Vick yet though Lamar is the closest to a modern vick the league has
>>154507832nigga his face is plastered all over products in grocery stores
>>154507871Kiwi only goes to liquors stores
>>154507871Okay so what? Puka Nacua is the best WR in the NFL most people would agree but nobody would say "Puka Nacua has accomplished more in his career than Tyreek Hill" would they?Best right now and most accomplished are two completely different things
Tyreek Hill has been in KC for the last few weeks playing dad to his kid. I imagine this has an ulterior motive as he is trying to schmooze his way onto the roster
>>154507832>nobody thinks he's accomplished more in the NFL as a QB than Pat Mahomes.Mahomes' team has accomplished moreBut who has overcome and accomplished more individually? Josh Allen easily. His HC for his whole prime was Cam Newton's DC. And like with Cam, they never felt the need to load up this amazing OL and receiving corps around Josh Allen, who was considered a raw prospect. Would Mahomes have made it in Buffalo? We will never know but Josh overcame and accomplished more
Josh Allen is a gay prancing lala homo man that likes kissing boys and penises being put in his mouth and butt
>cam "silly hat" newton
Josh Allen is a James Cook baby, sometimes I wonder if the media even watches Bills games because you can instantly tell whether they'll win or lose solely depending on whether Cook can get his game going or not.
IFL game on Yahoo Sports has two 4-1 teams. Might be an okay game.
I'm looking forward to Miami's "Cheech & Chong" defense
loooooooooooooota bills seethe in the genny today
>>154506450your neck is also an extremity, you fucking retard
>>154508856You really think a donknigger who spent 150 on that shitty ass neck piece would now that?
Josh Allen needs more help
>>154508856You Google that and AI says youre wrong and there are a bunch of heated discussions that come upBut it does seem the consensus is extremities = limbs
>>154506450HAHAHAHAHA
>>154506710WEDEMSOYZkiss da rangz yall
How many Polynesian-Mormon OTs are there? Patriots just drafted one (Caleb Lomu) and Lions have RT Penei Sewell (who they are moving to LT following the retirement of their 10-year starter at LT, Taylor Decker)
>>154508985Kiss THIS
>>154509007Kingsley Suamataia was drafted as a tackle but switched to guard.
>>154509007Daniel Faalele, I think
>>154508920>You Google that and AI says youre wrongunironically neck yourself for using google and their shitty AI
what did bill mean by this?
>>154509199Buy an ad, loser
>>154509199bill doesn't look like the anal type
>>154509199>Gold digging is strongly linked to psychopathy and dark personality traits, study finds. People who engage in this behavior actively sacrifice emotional intimacy to extract financial resources from their partners.>“Some results were so clear or expected to theory, that as a psychologist this is a surprise within the discipline,” Freyth noted. “For instance, the link to psychopathy – there was no noise in the data on this.”
MY pats are winning it all this year.
>>154509199Buy an ad
>>154509269there's nothing wrong with a sugar daddy relationship between two consenting adults
>>154508339>Panthers QBs
i didn't expect a rich and famous athlete to be pussy whipped
>>154509341I think in this instance its one of those things that work out because Psychopathy is a trait heavily over-represented in the class of people who golddiggers target. It is a mutual transaction kind of deal, where the person paying isn't disillusioned to reality, they just wanted an actress that suited their tastes.
>>154509261Not the raw dog anal squatting over her ass pounding of his younger years in the 60s, now he likes to sit or stand still while they anally ride him doing all the work, giving it 150% to win his heart
CUTE!
Hello, I know that this general likes to shitpost, but please understand that Bo Nix is running just fine, and will be fully healthy and stronger than ever by week 1.
>>1545098041. that was before his surgery last week2. if that's as fast as he can run, the broncos are in trouble
most mentally stable bronkek
>>154509893wheres the proof thats from a week agoi only see the video today where Kleimann is freaking out
>>154509985>no shuttle or 3-conehe can't cut, can he?
I'm about to have a Bo induced melty
>>154510003it's on blo's insta. he posted the vid himself
>>154509753His bf has a hot momhttps://youtube.com/shorts/ad54qLwXyIo
where are you getting this thing with bellicheque and his 25 yo gf does anal
>>154509916That's awesome
>>154509985That's awesome
>>154510155KEK based slut mom
>>154509985>he fell for the RAS meme
>>154510195
where can I get Caleb's jacket?
>his team can't draft good couldn't be me
>>154510241>>154509985Hello fellow RAS merchants, I am high on our RAS UDFA Jeff Caldwell. Chiefs might've got an absolute gem here!
reminder: it's Matthew not Matt
>>154510521"Wife is Angry"I bet this gets mentioned in Matthews foreplay as something that gets him going
>>154510359At the homo store you faggot
>>154510542she's not even that good looking, so she must be a freak in bed like diana russini
>>154510410lol. lmao.
>>154509348Are very good
SOON
>>154510410Was that one legendary OL coach like the Patriots Dynasty had or the work across the tenures of several OL coaches?
DAAAA BEARS
>>154510618
is this accurate?
>>154510777For Saints it's their QB but then you think of Jordyn Tyson as he reminds everyone of OBJ, who also struggled with injuries which might have to do with the crazy soccer style wiggle moves they have when shaking their man. He's the flashy / electric guy on the Saints. So it's two guys. Him & Shough
>>154510777>N/AJUST
>>154510777LolFuck the aints
GUYS IT'S FUCKING HAPPENING
>>154510749Why does she use a knife like an ogre
>>154510900>Jordyn Tyson>Shoughliterally who?
>>154510900Oh, forgot to add: Tyson regularly does the crazy catches were he is contouring him body like OBJ too. It's in the news they just released a 40 minute highlight reel of him lol. But he differs from prime OBJ at top gear going deep, not as fast in the final 3rd, so they have Olave and the speedster go route specialist they drafted out of NDSU for that
>>154511029what's wrong with the way she uses? everything ends up cut, so mission accomplished
>>154511064OBJ is also from New Orleans and is already hyping Tyson up so we are going to here it all season
>>154511016>DUDE LOOKS LIKE A LADY
>>154507458
>>154490420My cousin's teen daughter was hanging out at my apartment and she mentioned this fun fact to me out of nowhereAnyways, go Chiefies
who are the 2 black dudes with dart and skatt?
>>154510749They don't teach knife skills in North Carolina
>>154510040I don't think he'd be much worse than AJ, if at all. AJ isn't exactly Devonta Smith.
>>154511318Not when it comes to fruit and vegetables, they don't eat that shit. I bet she can clean and process a hog.
>>154510410lol, lmao
>>154510749I hate people that cut peppers like retards and waste so much of the top like that
>>154510410Oh nonono
>>154510749>pepper from a tinJesus fuck
Damnit I’m all out of DudeWipes
Daily reminder manholes with weapons is unbeatable.
why'd she do it bros
>>154510749Drake must have the craziest stomach aches 24/7
>>154510777Stroud sucks, it should be Will Anderson Jr
>>154511852It should be Nico Collins, he's an alpha WR1
>>154511852Stroud is the face though. Everyone thinks of how people crowned him the next big qb and then he turned into a pathetic bust.
>>154511852>>154511890The Texans are known for their defense, and the face of that defense is Al-Shaiir
>>154510749At least she's trying
>>154512263I still don't think this was worthy of an ejection and that it's bullshit that a guy that took a swing on a salami lakem wasn't ejected but ultimately it's inconsequential because neither of these teams matter. Whoever wins this game has as much affect on the superbowl as whoever leads the mlb in batting average.
>>154512576You can thank Brady for this shit. Dude was clearly trying to not hit Trevor once he noticed he was sliding. Don't take off when a play breaks down if you don't want to get hit
>>154512263>>154512576This is when he commits to the tackle. What is he supposed to do?
>>154512576IMO it highlights how unfair QB protection rules are to defenders. The onus should be on the QB to go down or take a hit
>>154512615>>154512622>>154512638That's how I feel about it, meanwhile allen had been faking slides for a couple years and mahomes recently had a play where he faked going out of bounds then picked up like 20 more yards because the defender pulled back. Jihad man was already launching by the time he could tell touchdown jesus wasn't trying to juke him.
>>154512263for me it's how they chimp out so hard they end up kicking him in the head while he's fencing
>>154512736>mahomes recently had a play where he faked going out of bounds then picked up like 20 more yardsUnironically pisses me off so much every time I see it. It's so clearly a hole in the rules because if he gets touched it's a 15 yard penalty. The NFL needs to put the onus of QB hits on the QB. If you're made of glass, it's on YOU to keep yourself safeI'm a Commiefag btw. I felt like this before seeing Daniels get hurt and I still do. I remember in the preseason, JD5 took a hit because he wanted to score, and I felt like that was a bad sign. He needs to keep himself safe
>>154512736>mahomes recently had a play where he faked going out of boundsHe unironically does this a lot but the one clip everyone posts to demonstrate this does not show it at all. In that one he never has any intention of going out of bounds, the defender just takes a bad angle. This is obviously not a big deal but I'm slightly autistic so it bothers me.
>>154512856>>154512853all it takes is for one guy to say fuck it and lay his ass out and he’ll stop, but theyd likely get blacklisted from the league and investigated by kash Patel for antisemitism for breathing on the muppetmutt
>>154512963>kash PatelBit of an aside, but does anyone have the image showing that Sean McVay looks like Kash Patel?
Jerry thought the Giants were taking Downs at 10, I'm guessing
>>154512980
"I'm coming for your job, son"
Raiders fans real uppity lately and I'm excited to see them fail
>>154513032He's getting traded desuNot that it matters, he's turbo-ass
lmao
>>154513037Ill still be uppity if they go 0-17, you sensitive bitch. kek
>>154512995Merged they remind me of this dude
>>154513054At least you aren't posting cartoon robots anymore
lets all take turns saying something nice and sweet about jenny
>>154513064>Implying theres only one raider fan in the gennyMan that tripfag has you mentally raped lol.
>>154513069Jenny is the only poster in /nfl/ who doesn't fear Ryback
>>154513081
>>154513042I love Levis. NFL is going to be peak kino in a few years when the journeymen QBs are the biggest armed white dude instead of the likes of Jacoby Brissett, Geno Smith and Teddy Bridgewater
>>154513053He's not 5'10", even Bryce Young and Murray look bigger
>>154513094Levis isn't going to make it long enough to be a journeyman. He's out of the league very soon.
>>154513074>genny>JennyUm
Every Chiefnig WILL smell my farts as they sleep. I WILL sneak into their poorfag trailer park and molest them. I'll stand above their drugged up, pube covered face and squat down. My ass cheeks WILL be pressed up against their face creating the most exquisite seal. I WILL fart directly into their mouth and they WILL inhale that moist, noxious heat directly into their throat.Now, with all that out of the way i'd like to say go Raiders.
>>154513111You are thinking of Mitchell Trubisky, who is 31. When Levis is that age in 7 years then yeah he'll be out of the league soon too. You literally draft guys like Levis just to develop. See Drew Allar
>>154513142here here
>>154513147Nah, Levis is trash. No one wants to waste time on him.
i think levis could be good
Levis is by far the funniest QB I have ever seen. only Shit Shitshit comes close.
It's going to be so funny when Josh never makes it to the Big Game™
>>154512995Sandar McVar
>Raider cholos in Mendoza jerseys
kek Steelers just cut Will Levis
da Gary bearies
>>154513182Mayonnaise Man is still around?
>wearing another mans name on your backkeeeeeeeeeeeek couldnt EVER be me.
>>154498667since he was projected to go at 4, it seems almost every other person in the league things youre a retard
>>154513219>Caleb makes them change the name their name to glitter
>>154513230>buying signed mini helmets Even worse
>tfw share a last name with an elite...and a rapist
>>154513230>>154513249something about Funko pops specifically make me cringe hard. I could never have a collection of this dogshit
>>154513256Tucker....
DARREN SHAWPA ONE OF DA MOST HAWDEST HITTIN SAFETIES IN DA LEE'
>>154513176WE SHALL SEE WON'T WE?
>>154513266>6x All Pro>2000s all decade team>Superbowl championGive me one reason why he isn't in the Hall of Fame
I ain't takin that bait
>>154513281He's too based for a fake ass hall of shitters
>>154513147>Mitchell TrubiskyI actually enjoyed Trubisky's journeyman career simply for that week he got signed by the Steelers as their QB1. Nothing else was going on that week so all the attention was on him, for me it was bigger than a QB winning the SB. When a team wins the owl there are so many storylines on so many great players that just got rings all at the same time. But Mitchie had this week all to himself. Was just hitting his prime years, Pittsburgh made a big deal about it, talking pics of him and his pregnant wife all over the facility and around town. Was like a fairytale. The Yinzer fans were going crazy as he's Polish and that's a Polish town. It was a legendary week. Then a month later, Steelers draft Pickett and he beats out Trubisky and it was all ogre after that
CATCH THE BALL
>>154512995Statpad also looks like white Elon Musk
I weren't mitchie'd :)
>>154513303Good news is Mitchie has now hit the $50M club in career earnings $51,237,828....of which 28% came from his two years at Pittsburgh
How many beers should I drink tonight?
>>1545137012 (two) 4lokos should do the trick
You guys wouldn’t say shit about someone wearing a player’s jersey irl
He had to get it on. her pussini was making a move
well, /nfl/?
>>154514080as kino as he was I feel like without knowing the rest of the roster the best answer is Drew Brees. His peak 09-11 was incredible to watch but he often couldn't overcome his teams deficiencies like the others on that list
>>154514080Mahomes and Brady, so fake and scripted careers
what did Payton mean by this?
>edelmeme helps advertise friend's company >has no ownership in said company nor a compensation agreement >fast forward 12 years>friend sells company for $50,000,000>edelmeme demands a cut
>>154514185never get into business with jews or women
lel
Hahaa... what could've been
>Rams>Jags>LionsWhy did everyone from the McVay tree draft like a retard? Is there something they know that we don't?
>>154514494>LionsCome on son they struggle with DBs but hit on everything else
bruh moves like jack sparrow
bengies winnin it all
>>154514527Rare video of Liam Neeson not pissing his pants
>>154514527Liam Neeson upon witnessing a black bastard
I want to fuck that horse
>>154514080Favre is easily the worst QB on that list but at least he was fun. I guess I'll say Brees.
>>154514494Coaches don't make the picks, anon
Is he like buggering kidd or something
Well he never looked too happy with his girl
Everyone's giving the Giants an "A+" on their draft because they had two high picks but they got a meme athlete who isn't great at any position in particular, and a guard. In the top 10. Wasted picks.
>>154515753I don't mind the Gnats being good but they're in the same hole as every other team
had a dream i got stuck trapped in iran
>>154515032it's CAPTAIN jack sparrow, you dumb fucking zoomer
>>154515826Ackshually, it's Pirate Lord of the Caribbean Jack Sparrow
Jagg Sparough
laura, my queen
We love Kay hereWe hate Mina here
>>154515931this is an ann michael maye general
ya, I'm thinking we're back
>>154515950I can't wait for the divorce arc
>>154516026Not too much longer before Drake is eligible for his extension.He's got to do it soon.
>>154516049he's already cheating on her and has been since college. pretty sure they have an arrangement
>>154514092Brees is literally the last guy to take off that list. Brady didn't win a SB between 2004 and 2014 and the climatic SB of that era was Brees vs Peyton ManningAlso need to add Rodgers. The Mount Rushmore of 2000-2020 is Brees Rodgers Manning Brady
