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giACKviously >>154477553
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Okay heres one everyone will understand
Topuria = Finland
Makhachev = Sweden
Kody Steele = America
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pfl ducked viewers today with by putting on such a shit card
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>>154485877
this doo givin' birth lmao
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OW OUCH OWIE STOP HITTIN ME :(((
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>it took Pisslam 4 rounds to make Jack start crying
>Prates did it in 2
levels
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Those other two aren't real Americans I am the real American.
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Why aren’t you watching the PFL? It’s on right now.
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>>154486268
do you fight for the right of every man?
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Lol lmao roflmaolena
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Jacks now known as that bitch with no nose who cries in the ring
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>>154485877
how the fuck does this happen from leg kicks? neil magny was literally tko'd by leg kicks only and he wasn't screaming in pain like this, he just couldn't stand
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>>154486366
curious george has questions
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>>154486366
The real question is why did the leg kick meta from 2020 ever die? Nobody could beat it.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7iORgmeLvCc
kek they accidently live mic'd karate combat
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>>154486454
actually haggerty solved that puzzle on wednesday which you'd know if you weren't a casual piece of shit
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>>154485877
>wogboy understood the assignment
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What's the best base for MMA?
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>>154486602
imagine fucking this lunatic up her albo brapper iykwim
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Boxing won today. Sorry to say.
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>>154486677
double checked, idk. the jap fight was okay and so far the spic card is okay. The ufc main card was lit
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Just sent this to Laura sanko.

I hope this letter finds you well. I want to start by expressing how much your work has meant to me. Your talent and strength have inspired me during some of my most difficult moments.

I’m reaching out to share something deeply personal. I’m currently battling cancer, and my time is limited. With that in mind, I want to be honest about my feelings. I’ve always been captivated by you, not just for your incredible talent, but for the person you are.

It might sound unconventional, but I would cherish the opportunity to spend a night together, to share an intimate connection before my journey comes to an end. I understand this is a bold request, and I truly respect your boundaries, whatever they may be.

Thank you for being a beacon of light in my life. I hope to hear from you soon.


I hope she responds.
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karate combat is up
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7iORgmeLvCc
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Rest in peace, my granny, she got hit by a bazooka
Yeah, I think about her every time I hit the hookah
Kaboom, kablow, kaboom
I was in my room tryna teach my little sister
Then I heard a boom, and it sounded like a missile
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Was a shitty week looking forward to heems with the boys
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>>154485877
Prates popped that little piggy like a punching bag. Didn't even have to block anything kek. Pork dinner for brown kangz, we eating good. White piggies kneel before big brown kangz
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>>154486764
Many are saying this
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JDM gives me a sadistic high in a way no other fighter can do.
The way he starts pathetically groaning and looking like he's about to cry whenever he's being overpowered or hurt is so pitiful I genuinely enjoy seeing him suffer, makes me feel like a kid beheading a small lizard for fun before developing a sense of morality.
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StrickBEAST WEEK!!
Zatpiggy goes SPLAT
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>>154486764
what the fuck is this screenshot? why would anyone ever post this?
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Sir, this is tito's cantina
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Some guys just need to realize that it's best to take the road of least resistance
Why are you striking with Prates? Ego? Wrestle the boxer, box the wrestler. GSP set this Maxim 20 years ago. Obey it
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>>154486847
First day on 4chan?
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Card was shmid.
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Jdm should head over to ckb
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JDM = High school bully who's really insecure about his shitty home life and abusive dad
Islam = Autistic kid who's actually /fit/ and has retard strength
Prates = Nerd's cool older brother who's part of a gang
Do the math
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JDM is probably at the end of a bar where no one is talking to him because he just embarrassed his entire country
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>no more ACK
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Ian Garry is the biggest faggot in mma
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>>154486938
That's not how you spell Arman tarkuyan
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>>154486938
Careful now. Thats a hot take dont burn yourself.
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>>154486956
well lets say theres at least one huge faggot per weightclass
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I've been a Garry fan for his whole UFC career idgaf if he's a cuck or some shit, he's my boy and I love him and he's gonna be champ soon
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jdm's just a regular bloke trying to play mma. you guys came with your narratives and shit
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ACK quita saddalena will never be the same.
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Who do you think is going to win
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>>154486938
He beat Prates though
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Every fight is a banger on this next cord.
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>>154487056
>Buck Braky 6v9
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>>154487056
Wonk noses are dropping like flies.
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>>154487056
bradley is a white buck. i.e. newjersonite
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>>154487056
Probably Brady but rooting for Buck because a Buck vs Islam buildup could be funny
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The Gane Effect
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It finally happened

I fully self destructed to being a hardcore long time drunk and I have no job and no money

Homelessness is now a certainty very soon

I have no hope but to try small towns in a fair weather place like California until someone allows me to work for them and get back on my feet

Any towns you guys suggest?

I deeply need to be in a rural/wilderness/small town area

I can sell my laptop and get a plane ticket to california, where wages are high and they help people with nothing

For the record I can fish and dig through trash cans for food quite reliably and my favorite weather is 50 degrees and wet
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>>154487246
is he gunna beat Tony Fergusons streak
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>>154487281
Go talk to a priest
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>>154487320
God isn't real, retard
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>>154487347
God is real just not the one in the bible. If you wanna meet the real god then do shrooms for long enough and eventually it'll happen. I'm not kidding.
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>>154487347
Yeah, I'm the retard
Good luck
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>>154487347
Priests are real
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>>154487281
I have some work for you at my apartment in my bedroom
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>>154487281
Homeless reddit bitch!
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>>154487367
I do shrooms weekly to try and stop being an alcoholic ive seen the aliens and the jester and even babylonian gods

God isnt real you fuckin retard

>>154487368
You are
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>>154487367
I’m not a degenerate like the loser drunk above
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Tony Ferguson-8
BJ Penn-7
Tai Tuivasa-7
4 fighters ended their UFC career on a straight 6-fight losing streak. (NC,Draws exluded). Name one of them.
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>>154487409
>ive seen the aliens and the jester and even babylonian gods
what is their message meng?
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>>154487393
I will be homeless yes but never reddit

>>154487380
True

>>154487387
Lets talk now
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>>154487421
Cerrone is one
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>>154487417
Stay on that high horse

Maybe I dont respect self bias in the face of dogshit, which is how "winners" face the world

Basically just being scum
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>>154487409
>I do shrooms weekly
there's a fatal flaw in this specific bit that gives away that you're lying, do a bit of research on the drug you're lying about before you make shit up
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I wouldn't be posting here if I was in your situation
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>>154487421
Jeremy Stephens is another one but hes back now for some reason
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>Guy ruined his life
>Chileanon tells him to go fry his brain with drugs
>Guy responds that he already actively does this
You can't make this up
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>>154487427
They aliens tried to fix some of my nerve damage

The jester just multiplies patterns he finds fun

Babylonian gods can curse you
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>he denies Christ
smdh. couldn't be me!
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>>154486956
neither is that retard
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Unironically we should sequester Al the homeless to an island and force them to fend for themselves. Escape from Nee York style.
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>>154487469
and what is your situation m8? let me guess, selling counterfeit sunglasses and running from the police
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>>154487446
I do shrooms weekly anon

I would do them daily if it worked that way. I have very extreme stress.
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>>154486764
>My motcher achooly dark skin because my grandchpa come to brazil from india
-Carlos Prates
Sorry nog, Prates is one of US.
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>>154487478
shrooms dont fry your brain thoughbeit
>>154487489
jesus was based and the 4 gospels are the best part in the bible
>>154487512
shrooms take 2 weeks to go back to baseline tolerance so you're being pretty wasteful with them shits
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>>154487510
Cringe!
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>>154487538
After a week its like 75% reset which is good enough for me

They legal where I live
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So when are you cucks gonna hand it your written apology to the future WW goat?
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>>154487440
Niko Price No Contest

>>154487473
Yair Eyepoke NC
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>>154487281
Better idea. Sell the laptop and bet it all on sean strickland.
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>>154487572
I guess I misunderstood what you meant by excluded
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>>154487564
Hoenstly? I have nothing against this guy. He fights well and seems like an nice guy.
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Whats the consensus lads, Prates gets a title shot or he fight Morales for a title eliminator?
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dear shavkat, im sorry youre so fuckeng awesome meng i knew it but the haters never believed me
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>>154487666
Ian Garry ended Shavcucks career lil bro
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>>154487656
title shot. but idk if the timing works out, so he might have to fight morales or be inactive for a minute. unless ian wins
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release the ppv numbers to us now Dana or I will summon Francis to perform a sexual emergency bonus
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>>154487686
Nah fuck that
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im gonna make me beating my wife the best thing that ever happened to me. thats what you call being the author of your own story. take notes.
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>>154487765
https://youtube.com/shorts/uLJJT6AyZno
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Tai would make more money being a streamer and doing shoeys with the fans, but maybe he's too fat to do.
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>>154487843
that requires too much work
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How many bongs till the JDM x Prates fight?
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free event and only 500 viewers holy shit
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>>154487882
It must be late, the undercard isn't even on yet.
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https://youtu.be/o29YQ2SRWgU
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>>154487843
Nobody wants to watch an fatty in any capancity unless its them getting, uh, koncked the fuck out home boy. Oh yeah.
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>>154487910
We watchin A1

https://www.youtube.com/live/o29YQ2SRWgU
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>>154487910
They’re watching on the espn app
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You now remember former top 5 heavyweight Tai Tuivasa
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>WW playing hot potato with the belt while you risked everything only to run into the buzzsaw that was your black roided-up evil twin
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>>154487973
I never respected the "tough maori" meme not even when Mark Hunt was in Pride

It was always obvious that it was just obese cope
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>>154487992
David Tua?? Haku?? The Barbarian??
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>>154487975
Colby has had more chances to be WW champion than anyone in UFC history and he failed every single one
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Statistically at least 10 pro fighters are addicted to 4chan and therefore heem
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>>154487992
>I never respected the "tough maori" meme
Ulberg proved it wasn't a meme
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>>154488013
David Tua is literally for real the only real badass the Maori's produced

The rest were fat dudes exploiting a natural ability, but not fulfilling the complete package
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>>154488027
>maori with aryan name

Bro

Dude

Bro

Hybrids dont count
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Legendary super aryan name Carlos
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>>154488014
Maybe his shtick could've worked out better if he was 5 years younger. Timing kinda fucked him over.
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>>154488085
>ulberg

Dudes grandpa has jew ashes that he uses for special occasions
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yeah bro ari emmanuel really wanted the belt to go to a white man that's why carlos beat jiri
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>>154488106
>-berg
That's a Jewish name b
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>>154488118
Reminder that jews profit 10:1 every time a chechen wins but kadyrov is still proud about it

Stupid fag
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>>154488132
Berg is a strongly northern european name relating to mountains.

Jews got assigned the name at a later date because they are mineral addicts.
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kodysteelebros, how we feelin?
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>>154487780
matt hamill's book is in braille which is weird because he's deaf, maybe he was just retarded all this time
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No matter your religion or ethnicity, we are all one heeman race
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>>154487843
shoeys? no, he should wait outside shoneys as a human portapotty for me to deposit 2 lbs of bacon and home fries shit into his aussie pig barge mouth
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Matt Hamill beat Jon Jones
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>>154488082
based tito
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Carlos Ulberg is a Maori-Samoan who was adopted in to a jewish-german family and given a spanish name
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>>154487910
KWAB
>>154487971
nobody uses that crap
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My knee cartilages are permaheemed. Might as well kill myself.
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I knew JDM was cooked the moment I saw his haircut. Same when he went against Makhachev. He needs to fire his barber immediately.
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>>154488269
Kneeoveroesguy on youtube
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>>154488118
jiri was finna win but he is a swang and bang addict that let himself get heemed
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andrei arlovski is a champion in 2026
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We haven't even seen prime Ian Garry yet..
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This website has sucked for 10 years but I dont want to use twitter or reddit
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>>154488665
4chan was never good but you are right, imageboards in general are somehow less gay
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>>154488689
It at least used to be active. Now it's literally me and 5-6 retards, internationally.
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ian garry was a forced push that fell flat
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>being morally ambiguous (Ngannou), narcissistic homosexual (Jones), pedophile (brazzas) and a cuckold (Ian Garry) are THE best bases for MMA
Demonic sport.
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>>154488772
Ian Garry is not good
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>>154488772
how about goodguycels like volk and DJ that are of the same echelon in fighting prowess
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>>154488772
The only good fighter ever (Ilia Topuria) is a God-fearing Christian White man
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bj penm would give topturdo a wedgie
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those things you said about Jones, and about the Caucasian wrestlers? not true
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Hitler is bad and therefore cerrone is bad
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hue jewjits community is imploding because one of the biggest coaches is a confirmed pedo
lmao
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>>154488772
There's nothing morally ambiguous about Ngannou who scammed the PFL and ran his bike over a girl. The fact the Cain went to jail yet Ngannou never did is a disgrace
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>>154488963
this happens every three months
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>>154488755
honestly ppl were calling it quits with mma even 10 years ago, now its just fucking abysmal
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>>154488972
he also killed his own son
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>>154488755
there was such a small window of good, COVID ruined this place imo
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im the only guy in heem that actually trains ufc and it shows
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>>154488963
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>>154489100
What does it show?
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>>154488869
He married a venezuelan from Miami. He's a sodomite.
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>>154489096
Pre-mcgregor it was peak
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>>154489100
where do you train
are you in Toronto caus I'll come and heems you stiff
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>>154488994
I hope it crashes and burn. JJ over here got completely overrun by fanatic evangelicals
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>>154488963
Patricio Barros bros...
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>>154489072
kobe meet me by de riva i be dere in tree day
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Ive been drunk stiff for 3 months straight and absolutely fucking none of you can heem me on short notice
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>>154489096
We all know the type of posters that ruined this place with the help of jannies
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>>154489244
Let he who is without sin cast the first stone
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Oh dear oh dear
Strickdaddy beatdown is inevitable i fear
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>>154489353
Your mom fucks negros
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>>154489294
Only drink? You don't get tired of that?
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@grok generate an image of sage northcutt throwing a rock
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>>154489389
Ok sure
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>>154489398
Nah I blast thc carts all day and do shrooms often
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>>154489432
Thats why you exist
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>>154489439
Dude... you're like me when i was in the 9th grade... woah
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>>154489472
Wrong.
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>>154489475
Except im in my 30s and have been doin it for 20 years
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>>154489524
Drinking without cocaine I smella brokie
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>>154489570
From time to time anon
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>>154489589
Thoughts on JDM vs Magic Mike Malott?
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>>154489618
Im at a gay bar what do you think
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drinking is the worst a real g takes a shit tons of prescription drugs that are supplied to him for free
>>154489319
true, that bum ass has banned me like 78 times now what a petty brown bitch
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>>154489639
Idk that's why I'm asking you
I think Mike can honestly club and sub him like Burns.
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>>154489677
Jdm is a will power guy without athletic talent
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>>154489152
that you dont know what youre talking about
>>154489251
one hit my meng your tonsils
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>>154489693
and Malott is a freak athlete with no heart
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>>154489294
I've had to stop drinking but I think my liver is heemed regardless, its at yamma pit levels
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>>154489723
Match up of the century m8
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>>154489701
yeah I thought so... you're a 47 year jui jitsu fag
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>>154489725
I unfortunately have infinite drinking genetics and so I'm 20 years deep but it'll be 40 or 50 before it heems me

Norway/Poland/Wales
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Why can't he keep a poker face
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why did they kick out winged C? was listening from downstairs
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Sup guys
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WEEMS ON NOW PAKISTAN VS KOREA
https://www.youtube.com/live/f1osTBP6UoQ?si=pfRcDNLIsEQzA4du
WEEM ALERT
E
E
M
ALRET
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>>154489863
Hey man hwos it hangin
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>>154485877
he was waiting for Prates to come to the ground and test their bjj game
AURA
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We are capable of devouring the balkan bear
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>>154489945
Hoyl FUCK that Phililino guy WEEMED that Pakistain guy dead
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fereira just got heemed
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My gloryhole guy told me he sucked 10 other dicks that day

How dare he

That was supposed to be my personal cum vacuum
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Oh god not this fag who brags about getting no pussy
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Time for JDM to consider getting some sick tattoos!
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I have it on good authority that girls actually do go poo
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show me
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dont fuken tell me SHOW ME THEY POO
- Dana
- Me
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>>154490546
aagh
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>>154490532
consider the odor
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>mfw gazing into the ever-changing violet countenance of the thread
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>>154490546
That strike is like the heron plunging its beak into the cowering gopher
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remember 9/11? wait til you see what happens 9/12
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>>154490819
Kek. Whyd I open this thread? I don't even like ufc.

Glad I did, though.
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No cap D-Rod beats JDM. He can't deal with southpaws unless they're Basil Hafez
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>>154490921
>Basil Hafez
yeah and that went really well
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basil hafez skill set would make him a top 5 heavyweight. hes a really good fighter he just loses a lot for some reason
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>>154490937
My point exactly
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I have a portrait in my attic and every time I would get heemed or wonked the portrait takes the damage instead of me.
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>>154491072
wonk saggin

(do not read this backwards)
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>>154490819
exactly how I felt during that non sense
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basil hafez? who the fuck is that?
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>>154491072
>leg kicks you
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>LAYLA HELP!! CALL RICHARD!!!!
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>>154491428
good lesson in not buying your meat where you buy your bread and butter
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>>154491428
and what happened the other 4 rounds?
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>>154491489
I had it 49-48 Prates
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>I had it-
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>>154491495
You had an unclipped brown cock banging out yuor tonsils. Respectfully.
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Dumbass ufc didnt book the white house card a week earlier so it could be on 6/7
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>>154490921
I hate to say it but you're right. Drod beat the piss out of Kevin Holland while JDM's win was questionable to say the least.
JDM really is like this era's Geoff Neal. Most of his fights are actually mediocre then once a full moon he has a really good night where he shows levels and exceeds his potential. Neal too could have won the title in his prime on one of his good nights, but then would lose it on his first defence like JDM.
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JDM is one of the all tiem greats...for yelling aagh!! Haha nah hes tough
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why is it on a fuckin sunday anyways thats stupid if i paid for this shit i wouldnt pay this time
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When Gaziev was using his forehead to block punches.... for once I was excited watching a dagi fight.
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>>154491428
Smiff guard wins again
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jdm went life and death with THE belal mohammed and niggas thought he was good
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>>154491516
No need to get upset and disrespectful. Just calling it like I saw it.
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>>154491428
Excellent scrambling by Ian good job recovering after almost being heemed, I remember it looking worse live.
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>>154491672
plus all those split decisions with gatekeepers, he was very limited with his boxing too he was looking very exposed.
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>p-prachesama I kneel....
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piggies can't escape their nature. biology is brvtal.
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>>154491571
That hood Mexican prison boxing had Holland crip walking.
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heeminder the equivalent of spike tv era UFC is happening somewhere on the planet right now
there are kids enjoying some shit that in 15 years will become complete diarrhea shit but they will still be engaged with it and talking with strangers about it.
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>>154491960
you're so fuckin cool and smart bro
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>>154491729
You are mentally ill
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>>154491960
You mean Power Slap
>>
Power Fart™
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>>154491960
yeah, its called /knuck/
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dynamic instability
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Damnit its FW Costa vs Allen, not MW Costa vs Allen
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>>154491675
Sorry
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Roman Reigns smashes JDM
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how far hes come
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It fucken hurt last night watching JDM, in my opinion he needs to change camp and move to Sydney and join freestyle MMA and Volk needs to heavily take him under his wing to obtain striking confidence and flow. JDM has all the tools he needs but severely lacks confidence.
Also Tuivasa should have been cut 3 fights ago, make it happen hunter
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which races have yet to be massacred by quillan salkilld?
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>>154492785
eskimos
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Keep an eye out for an undefeated fighter called Shavkat Rakmanov
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just how good is Ian Garry?
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>>154492851
Hes very good
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Just how bad is Gane?
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Just how bad is 'tism Tom...
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strickland finna get his bussy tamed by chimaev
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Just how bad is Makhachev?
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Strickland's grappling is better than his striking.
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just how bad is michael mj jackson
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Just how unusual IS marwan "freaky" rahiki?
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>>154492785
negro
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just how black is sedriques dumas?
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>>154492939
bahahahahhahaI forgot this happened how the fuck is he getting a 4th title shot?
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someone post that indian getting heemed by tafa yesterday
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>>154492714
very much agree
his current camp is limiting him with their apparent inability to gameplan or even do serious tape study
i think this fight was probably a fairly inevitable result, prates is just an awful matchup for jdm, the reach and power advantage makes it hard for a volume striker to achieve any success without being severely punished on entries and exits
9 months to recover, find a new camp and then fight buckley or even malott next for a confidence booster before actually dangerous matchups
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wasted $30 on some trash ass vape juice, tastes like pure chemical ass
don't bother
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>>154493165
i bought a vape the other week after a month of vacation darts and it just made me feel sick everytime i hit it more than a couple times
not worth it
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>>154493165
You buy that kind from talbott?
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>>154493202
Yeah you're a lightweight
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>>154489385
Aidsmaev fans are yet to respond.
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Bro if Burns does this to you Strickland is going to make you piss and shit your pants
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>>154493106
What I do to Carlos Prates fans.
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If you like CP I'm going to kill you.
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Yeah I like Cigarette (&) Pussy.
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talmbout cunt and pall malls
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this doo hates chili peppers
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>not liking crystal palace
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You guys were all enjoying CP and not once did anybody think to ask where's Sneedy?
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literally been asking after you all weekend vis an vis my aspinall
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>>154493426
I know I saw you
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Prates knocks out Makhachev. Ian Garry got lucky against Prates and was close to being knocked out.
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>>154492152
mad piggy? poor little sufferin pink piggy...
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>>154493454
Oink oink
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>>154493220
Roids gone wrong. If you know you know. If you don't know, now ya know.
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>>154493436
and not once did you think to check up on finny
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>>154493471
The kid just didn't wanna post
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Carlos Pratches
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Carlos Pratchett
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you see, haha
he uhh...
smokes cigarettes
hahaha
so...hah
well...
you didn't see GSP smoking cigs did you?
hah
well...
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>>154493481
>>154493491
that's enough. no more name posting. lets keep it to mma discussion only.
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Carl Pratchett
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Carlos Praxis.
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Sucko Dickcheese
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GSP tapped to strikes. CP, not so much.
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Carlos Prates, smoking his way to a title. First he smokes his opponents then smokes a cigarette. While beating up people does feel good, nothing beats taking a puff of that sweet nicotine. Let's go Carlos Prates.
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pikku kalle
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>>154493498
>you didn't see GSP smoking cigs did you?
if gsp ripped darts hendricks wouldnt have beat the shit out of him
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Even though he beat my boy, Sucko Dickcheese is extremely likeable
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>>154493614
They named a fighter after you? Based.
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>>154493575
yeah
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I've been made aware that there are rumours circulating social media that heavyweight ufc fighters are fat slobs, can anyone here like to make a statement on the record?
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Wow card mussuvvbeenuh banger b
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>>154493736
theyre not fat enough
there are guys who would be undefeated in ufc but arent allowed to compete because theyre like 7 feet 320lbs
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>>154493736
fighters havent made a statement but the mascot spoke again
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>>154493759
>does the exact same thing next fight
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>>154493765
>sorry ;_;
>get paid 300k
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>>154493759
is there a fighter with lower iq right now?
id take current chuck or wand in an iq test over him
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But let's give it up for Jack Della Maddalena. He tried but he was simply outgunned and undermanned, this was his fight to lose and he lost. But damn it he tried and that's more than most will ever do. Jack Della Maddalena.
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>>154493775
After August theres a strong chance Ilia is retarded from a Gaethjebomb
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@grok please generate me a photo of justin gaethje delivering a punch and an atom bomb explosion appearing from his fist as it makes contact with ilia toptoiro
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>>154493614
talmbout dricus beating whittaker?? i would disagree
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>>154493818
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>>154488566
heem but good
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>>154493883
Degeneracy
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>>154493866
OHHHHHHH
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ITS TIGHT
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>>154493883
how is that good though?
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>>154493818
Hey mate can you please stop impersonating me?
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>>154494035
technique thing b
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>>154494055
pathological by this point
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No big fights starting to feel like boxing
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has gdm said anything yet
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>>154494179
No you moron nufag. We are IN big fight mode. When we're in big fight season, we are collectively ANTI paramount/big fight mode. We want pure by-the-rankings SPORT.
Once Khamzat vs strickland is over, and once we hit a lul after international fight week and we're back to WMMA and no names, THEN we complain that there's no big fights and we have a STAR PROBLEM. Hopefully by then we have another MVP card full of meme superstar fights. THEN we can try to make Dana Jelly by saying we're gonna watch that crap.
Then PooFC will scramble to bring back Brock Lesnar and Ngubu to appease us and we fall back to "wtf is this paramount slop!" then the PooFC will crumble and we win. Soon after, PFL will be on top and we'll have nothing but good matches to look forward to.
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luke thomas has a fine wife
ilja does not
levels
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>>154493759
>I put in the work
Someone make a AI edit with Tai added to the Beerfest training montage
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Hey pussy you still there
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jeremy dewitte should have just done mma with his colbyesque delivery magnetic personality and duplicitous nature he would have gone quite far plus he's florida based so could roll with legends in the game like masvidal
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>>154487056
usman wrestleraped buckley so i imagine brady could do that same
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>>154493866
It's pretty crazy that the White House main event is putting gaycheese on a platter to almost certainly be brutally heemed by a foreigner. They couldn't find an American they could give a layup to?
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>>154494807
>no doodle harelip
Really dropped the ball
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No women on UFC 328
Does it mean it will be good?
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>everyone clowning on my JDM
>can't even defend him at this point
Fuck, man. I knew it was over when he walked out there in southpaw. Such a shitty fucking gameplan leaving his lead leg out like that. He has great hands, but he really needs to learn some kicking boxing fundamentals like Petr Yan and change his camp. JDM was that guy I viewed as stoic, but these two performances makes him seem less so. Granite chin tho.
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New Jersey card without Blanchfield? We coming for you Hunter.
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>>154494807
>using AI to create children's drawings
we're reaching new levels of soulless subhuman
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>>154495002
please bappa tell me you're lying
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>>154495011
fraid not b it's the new hecking prompt going around, seen a few on tranitter already
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>>154494857
see
>>154492714
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>ITS UP
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dLqEzeWaYMU
>he's try to be's a macho man well you NOTS a macho mans
Chills
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>>154495140
Theres zero hype with taira v van wtf is going on with that fight
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Tairas gonna grapplefuck van. Van got taken down by THE Rei Tsuruya
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>>154495223
and then what happened
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>>154495206
Just a cleanup job to get the belt off the fraud. Then we'll get Taira vs Pantoja/Horiguchi.. which won't be much better hype wise but they will be at least interesting as far as competition, which yeah this fight doesn' even have that because the "champ" is just an average wahoo-yipppiee volume striker with no grappling.
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>>154495223
Is Taira in the room with you now?
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>>154495288
Hey mate can you stop impersonating me please?
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>>154495331
Is the impersonator in the room with you now?
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>>154495385
Go back to /nfl/ and post about Carson beck
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>>154495385
I don’t know why you feel the need to impersonate me. I’m asking you nicely to please stop.
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You lot have got some nerve showing your faces in here today.
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>>154495140
Strickland could probably do a decent Macho Man impression. He has the raspy voice for it
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Will they book van vs pantoja after van loses?
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>>154495484
>why are you booing me
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>Predictions for UFC 328?

Strickdaddy dickdowns

>w-wha-

STRICKDADDY DICKDOWNS!
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>>154495484
>I don't see anything. Look!
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aspinall haters are ESL thirdie retards kwab
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Meanwhile Troonspinall fans
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328 Countdown trying to present Strickland as this captain of a supergym and then the only remotely notable guy that showed up to filming was Johnny Walker...
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>>154495047
why must they do this
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>>154495549
just noticed andy on the left he does look weird
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i think that's tom's missus squatting beside his son
hoenestly? respect
even i couldn't
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Why didnt jones fight tomala again
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>>154495657
he got the ick as indeed we all did
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>>154495657
Fear.
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>>154495686
turn your monitor on pussio
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>>154495657
In many ways he did and Tomala never recovered
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What would you do for 30 million dollars?
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>>154495730
we know you'd like to have sex with men for money we don't care b
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>>154495590
he wasn't even invited he just showed up
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>>154495749
andy does look like the kind of nigga to turn up to eat unannounced on christmas with the whole herd with him
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>Jack Della KWABalena
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Tim Elliott Xwitter breakdown btw
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Jon has sex with men for free.
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>>154495505
Lawrence strickdaddy already dicked down his xaughter when he caught xer twerking in xer momma’s panties sadly
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>>154495850
>t.
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>>154495908
qrd?
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>>154495874
unlike you who pays for the luxury?
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>>154495934
Some anon actually bet money on Tim Elliott rather than just wagering his picks image.
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>>154495908
>accidentally exposing my Brazilian xwitter grind
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'member when JDM was the answer to the Dagestani menace because beat an American wrestler who decided to stand&bang instead of wreste? He was coached by THE Craig Jones who coached Volkanosvki into a double loss against Makhachev!
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>>154496073
>double loss against Makhachev!
yeah nah
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Jondaddy trooned Tomala without fighting xer.
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>>154494748
haven't you realized yet? current presidency is all about humiliating americans.
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Justin will win.
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>>154495505
is that kadyrov's son
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>>154496302
the losing contest
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Remember when they pumped up fluffy as this all world wrestler lol
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karate combat ppv link?
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What the fuck, bros. I stayed up all night long waiting for the event to start but it never did. What happened? I'm still waiting for JDM vs Prates. Think it will be a great and violent fight.
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>>154495908
Reads like a Brazilindian mix. They love ass
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>>154496737
Card got delayed is what I see on Twitter. Someone holding out for more money
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>>154496737
JDM had a panic attack immediately before walkout. Prates still got a win bonus, tho.
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JDM - aagh
Thom - aagh
Hmmm...whats the commonality betwixt them....HMM
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>>154497381
...they're both polish?
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I'm the Beneil Dariush of everyday life
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in the whole world jackie is arguably top two most embarrassed men this weekend behind only the tranny on the plane
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>>154497722
Lost 2500 euro on the roulette bubba jenkins
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>>154497722
my deepest condolences
>>154497839
qrd?
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don frye on that 'zempic
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>>154496091
You're saying you don't count the decision "win" and the headkick on a fat, out of shape, one armed volk with no camp?
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Famous JDM quotes
>ARGHHHH IT HURTSSS AIIEEEEE I'M IN SO MUCH PAIN HELP ME MOMMY!!!!
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>>154485877
Did anyone else notice JDM instinctively taking a "change my diaper" position in this fight?
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>>154498187
*beats belal*
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i forgot how repulsive a nosferatu like figure eugene bareman carries
>>
maybe he just looked less disgusting next to doggywanker



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