Caniac Edition >>154481862
could the flyers have beaten any other team besides the pens?
>>154487803>>154487803>>154487803
my flyers :(
>>154487803eat cock randy
How are we feeling Caniacbros
>>154487821did you not watch brady tkachuk do nothing?
This game doesnt deserve a new thread
>>154487821Sens were pretty bad. Ullmark was the only decent player
>>154487819
Is the traffic in Charlotte horrible again now that ICE is gone?
>>154487803A storm is brewing!
Flyers regretting not getting Carter Hart backDullass fuming they gave up Stankoven
>>154487821kings/sens played good teams but showed absolutely nothing
>>154487827The funniest thing is the fanfic about his co-worker turning him into a sex slave started as a male co-worker
>>154487846
>>154487803holy based>>154487809I basically never see the city anymore unless I look south while taking the Alexandriana bridge over 77
>>154487849Sadly he farted his last shart
>the cryersKWAB
>>154487803>>154487846Where do you guys find these pepes from hahah
>>154487855Kek is this true
>>154487835>laffs
Both teams are gay
>>154487867Lurk moar
>>154487867Reddit
as soon as you saw the stick behind his back you knew that was gonna be a highstick
I wish to hike in the beautiful temperate rain forest of the Smokies before I die
I wanted to watch hockey tonight bros
>Garolina gets a soft as babyshit schedule to the ECF againWhat a shocker.Also what the fuck is up with the Hurricunts getting a full week off and Philthy only getting one day excluding travel despite only playing two more games
metroslop
Series already over
>>154487894whats the smokies?
>>154487890Enough about Pens and Dallas
>>154487899not their fault they play in the worst division in hockey
>literally grabs the stick and pulls it up into his own face>penaltyuhhhhhhh
>most dangerous lead>first PK of the series>canes fans tempting the reffies by telling them that they "suck"bold move.
>>154487890Just like my islanders
yeah we're handing out pity calls so what?
>>154487899Remember when the bruins had to play the kitties in 2024 with a day off?
>>154487894I live there so you can stay with me
HAS HE LOST HIS MINDCAN HE SEE OR IS HE BLINDCAN HE WALK AT ALLOR IF HE MOVES WILL HE FALL
>muh Dave Jackson Hey Dave what do you think about *these nuts*
>>154487899Gary’s genius knows no equal
>>154487906The Great Smoky Mountains, a Southern Appalachian mountain range
The Pongs lost to these losers?
>>154487899All part of Gary's grand plan
>>154487934HE JUST STARES AT THE WORLD
>>154487948based finnish north carolina appreciator
>>154487948looks beautiful. you better plan for fall though
>>154487948you can be like pekka grylls
>>154487948Is there any connection to "On Top of OLD SMOOOOKY! ALL COVERED WITH SNOOOOWWWW?"
Going to the golf course next weekend bros
>My fellow Flyers fans thought the rebuild was going well because we beat ShittsburghFailed IQ test
>>154487932>>154487961You CANNOT suffer in the scenic paradise of Western North Carolina
NC bros just remember the Canadian mind cannot comprehend this
>>154487976cool, thanks for letting us know, owen tippett.
>>154487966>oh no, a swede :DDD>bedder dring my own piss :DDDD
>>154487979Yes you can t. Lived in western NC
>0 SOG PP
>>154487990they have 1 real shot on goal the entire period
>>154487948home of Dollywood as well!
kkkanes are so boring please somebody don’t let them 2-1 their way to the cup
Philly is gonna have to slice him open and crawl inside to weather this storm
>>154487984I went to the one on western needs NC state alot in high school For me? Bacon cheeseburger and onion rings
>>154487988:DDDD
>>154487894Lots of comfy trails up there fren.
>>154487979>*gets stabbed by an Asheville junkie*
make it harder on their D
>>154487984I wish we had restaurants like this here. Just that basic cookout tray sounds awesome.
>>154487989I almost moved to davidson for a gig at a local country club. Did i make the right choice not moving there?
>>154487997That's on the Tennesse side of the mountains you traitor
>>154487867I made them all personally
>>154488006Never trust a white person
>>154488010depends on the alternative that you went withDavidson can be pretty nice, but also boring and pretentious
the powerplay still feels like 5v5 ffs
>>154488008It was the move in college after a night out
>>154487997I'd take a trip to her smokies
>>154488010Yes Asheville is a shithole and everywhere else is redneck desolation I shan’t abide it
>>154487984i went to a southern bbq restaurant last week i just didnt eat it out of my car
>>154488030Wichita kansas.
>>154488028based red bull sipper
>>154488030>pretentiousI thought that was just the southern charm
>philly has 2 shots in 18 minutesJust call the series done.
give me a stream that isnt espn
>>154488024can you create fjsal?
>>154488028I could heem McDavid quite easily
kitty just dropped a WRETCHED shit in the litterbox
let's be honest friends, beating the penguins and crosby was basically our stanley cupwe all knew we had no chance to beat the hurricanes and this was all about getting the kids some experiencewe're "happy to be here," "house money," etc
>>154487984I'll take an old west style, hushpuppies, and a red cherry shake
>>154488065the regional broadcasts end after the first round.
>2 powerplays>not a single SOG in eitherwew
>>154488069awww, kitty made a marner.
>>154488068Be nice, the man has ass cancer
>>154488069cute :3
>>154488065>>154488078go to nhl.com, pick one of the radio broadcasts, and try to sync it up with the stream
>>154488069
>>154488091So he’s always butthurt?
Kings or Canes, which team plays the most boring hockey?
>>154488099More so on dry saddle date night
How the fuck did the penguins lose to this shit team
>>154488100queens
There's a fruit called a cumtwat.
>>154488114They shit the bed instead of shitting their pants
>>154488114crosby is old
>>154488114They didn't trust Silovs
>>154488114the league was pretending didney and ovi were done when it was malkin who was actually the most washed.
>>154488114They're a retirement home
>>154488121>kumquat
>>154488121
a jew, a black, and a canadian walk into a hockey telecast studio
>>154488156his name is pernell-karl.
> Stanks has a blow-drier making him look like a muscle man walking on the beach on the cover of some dime store romance novel That's a good look, Gary likes that look
This is like watching a regular season game
>scoreless draw
>>15448818932 teams results in only shit games. theres only enough talent for 24 teams
>>154488199There is plenty of talent, it's the salary cap that is the problem.
>>154487984TRVTHNVKE, i want a cook out style big double right NOW
Reagan Subban
>>154488189Everything in this tourney is just exhibition compared to habs/bolts
>>154488199>pump up expansions to 44 teams>split the League into a 28-team NHL and a 16-team relegation leagueAnd then, no relegation until everyone here presently is dead
>>154488225I heard she fucks /hoc/ posters
>>154488241
is there a non espn feed
denver steak cooked medium rare, mashed taters with butter and herbs, captain 'n coke. delicious intermission dinner and beverage.
>>154488263In Soviet Russia you feed entertainment industry
>>154488241remember when you spent 3 hours coming up with that retarded relegation "game" and then seethed when no one played it? kwarb
i am noticing a lack of respect for the Wild in this thread and I'm going to have to ask you to do better
Wear is the Sportsnet feed with Harnarayan Singh
>>154488225sorry, don't have an ape fetish
>>154487803Randy here, what should I fap to during intermission
>>154488240This, the main course is tomorrow.
>>154488282Spaghetti and frozen meatballs with a bourbon godfather
>leon and connor "blame themselves"kek
>>154488263It's called saying no to the "Electric PK" and coming home, North Carolina Man
>>154488307Make it hateful
usa v usa hockey is always boring as shit
carolina is too powerful
>>154488357try winning a series then. kwacanacuck. 1993.
xrb should ask his doctor about skyrizzy
>>154488189>>154488199It's the divisional format Gary loves so much, when divisions are as unbalanced as they are in both conferences right now it result in too many teams that would be 6-8 seeds in 1v8 reaching the second or even third round
>>154488357every day you have a new cope, and none of them work
how come figure skaters don't date hockey players?
>>154488241>Quebec City, Hamilton, Milwaukee, Cleveland>Cincinnati, Charlotte, Atlanta, Kansas City>Houston, Phoenix, Albuquerque, San Diego>Portland, San Francisco, Sacramento, Boise >>154488291No, but if you hum a few bars, I can fake it...
>>154488395all the female ones are too busy dating me, all the male ones are too busy fucking each other.
I need to coom on Emily Kaplans bald head
>>154488357I agree. International competition is much more exciting
Rate my sandwich
>>154488395Same reason female hockey players don't date male hockey players (they're all rug munchers)
>>154488357Only good series was the Habs Lightning, every other one was shit or a stomp.At least Ducks/Oilers had a lot of goals
>>154488395they arent into 16 year old russians
close to a penalty shot wew
buckteeth
4 shots?Are the Flyers even trying?
Reminder that the city of philadelphia had a movie about AIDS named after it in it's memory.
>>15448844410/10
>>154488444checkedAlso, I'm not even hungry, and I'd demolish that
>>154488444i dont like raw tomatoes
>>154488444I'm hungry out of 10
>>154488478>he prefers ketchup
>>154488444>meme sandwich
>K'Andre Miller>rags
I can’t believe this game is only 2-0. This is one of the most lopsided playoff games I’ve ever seen, the floyers look like their barely hanging on to a plane wing while the canes do barrel rolls
>>154488470lmao remember Bruce Springsteen made a song about it
>>154488496Of course .Everything is better with sugar
>stank oven
>>154488510that sammich needs some syrup >and dusting of powdered sugar
>that anon that didnt know what a dutch oven waskwarb
>>154488504>>154488469the flyers can barely keep possession on a power play ffs
>>154488444Yummy>>154488455The quacks snuffing out mcdork kept me interested there.
>>154488444Looks better than the piece of shit sandwich philadelphia "claims", some stale bread, overcooked shaved beef, rancid veggies, and cheese "product" "sauce" smothering it.
How did the Flyers get here?
Don’t listen to the haters anon that sandwich looked great
>>154488527>>154488527Now I want a Monte Cristo
>>154488531funny that you know. your boyfriend won.
>>154488554>mustardeww. hard pass. straight into the garbage bin.
>>154488547the Metro is 1 good team and 7 shitters this year
>>154488557>still seethingkwarb
>>154488539Why don’t you relax
>>154488573Same as the pacific, we're just not sure who is who quite yet.
>>154488567>straight into the garbage bintoo bad your mom didn't utter those words on your birthday
>>154488576Kwarb isn’t as funny. It didn’t bear posting once, let alone multiple times
Didn’t ask
>>154488586
"dutch ovens" are such retarded slop "how did this even become a thing" boomer humorprops to whoever didn't know what that wasthey're living a better, less-gay life than the rest of us
this looks terrible for Philadelphia. if they don't make some serious changes they are going to get swept easily. if these 2 periods are indicative of how it will i can't even see them scoring a goal unless it's an accident.
the pacific gave us 10 nights of pure kino while the metro didnt even give us 1 memorable game.
>>154488597>bubblin'kwarb
>>154488444Does this qualify as a Dagwood?>>154488554I recently had a Lisbon-style bifana, and I recommend it
>>154488614Flyers penguins game 6 was memorable for being pure melatonin on ice
>30 minutes>4 shots
>>154488619want
>he wants his Monte Cristo withOUT mustard and only ketchup on his Dagwood, NO tomatoes
>>154488581No. faggot.
>>154488623sneedatonin
>>154488616I don’t know what that means. I don’t spend 7 hours a day on the internet
>another chimp penultySeriously, just call this shit, it's boring and embarrassing.
ridiculous call
>>154488586You'd miss my memes and sick cultural references every night. You don't mean that.
>>154488646no wonder you type like a faggot
What's your sandwich /hoc/?
kek. that was more blatant than bennbitch's.
>>154488257she fucked all the guys on the bardown podcast.
>>154488643>>154488669You lost
>>>you don't m-m-m-mean that.
hilarious I thought it was the ref behind that called it but no it was the retard staring straight at the play that decided that was a penulty
>>154488679i dont spend all my time on the internet. what did i lose?
>>154488670for me, it's a BLT.
>>1544886702
>>154488670for me its the mcchicken
>>154488687You came off looking like the coal powered locomotive whilst I look like the sleek unfazed FDR electric train
>>154488670I'll take a 1. A 6, no tomato. A 30, no mustard. NO FUCKING MUSTARD! 2 14s. An 18. And a 11, no tomato.
>>154488670roll
>he thinks I don't love all sandwiches, and that's sophomoric nonsense; all sandwiches deserve my love
>>154488670reuben!
>>154488709>turkey clubboring af
>>154488670Where's the cold smoked salmon one
Holy shit what a poke!
>>154488713You're that subway guy that rapes kids, aren't you?
>>154488670can I have uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh a number 3 with no slaw?
>>154488701so you admit you are gay? lol kwarb
FREEEEBIRD YEAH!
Hurricanes are the designated winners this year, aren't they?
>>154488701You win the shit fight for having such an autistic analogy
>>154488670Meatball sub & Italian beef in no particular order
USHL extra ploff time
>>154488759gary would never be so predictable
>>154488701im an electric cari dont go very fast or very farand when you drive me people think you are gay
>>154488761It’s from a meme, crybaby. You have the personality of a middle schooler that gets beaten at home
>>154488759>keandre miller raising the cupkek. gary would NEVER allow this.
>>154488670all except 40
gooning to freebird
>more dangerous draw in Barrie
>>154488670Bahn mi
Fruit sandwiches are weird
Martone is gonna be a career bottom 6er.
>>154488783>USHL extra ploff timeshit. might have to go on the 12th.
you miss every shot you don't take
CAROMS DOWNCAROMS THIS WAYCAROMS THAT WAY
>>154488848that's top 6 in philadelphia
>>154488851How much are tickets to USHL games?
>>154488888Kek. WITNESSED.
>>154488894upper teens unless you want rinkside, then it's around 30 last I looked..couple years ago. Coworker got his for tonight for free at a local gas station, so there is that.
>>154488847I need one of those with banana and peanut butter
>>154488847white people crazy
more likeFarter MartoneScam DorkFatvei Bitchkov
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>>154488888Thanks for bring me to this thread. Fuck the Phillies
>>154488888>>154488888>>154488888>>154488888>>154488888>>154488888
>>154488918>these are the brownoids taking credit for american hockey success
>fly3rs
it is literally, figuratively, and unironically over
MY CANESIES!!! :)))stankoven!!
SCAR!PIZZA IS HERE!
STAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNNNNNNNK
flyers are being completely dominated
>>154488968It’s genuinely over for us. Gunna go hit some fent and have a philly sidecar
>vlatard
>>154488955Question: Do the Lightning have cheerleaders and do they have their own locker room?
MOTHERFUCKING STANKOVEN!!!
My canesies :)
>>154488955>$15/hdamn gary runs quite a tight ship
>>154488888Kekd and checked
Uh uh a big stank on aisle 1
HE'S PISANIMAXXING
SOITHAPPENEDA G A I N
very uninspired performance from my flyers :( might as well go sleep, good night frens enjoy your hockey
>>154488888
>>154488888Nice dubs
I CANE
McDavid is supposed to be the best player in the NHL and he can barely get a point in his series.Stankoven is a literal who kid who is carrying his team out of nowhere.
Stanky with more goals in one game than McDavid had his entire playoffs
>>154489029I think they're just as shocked they made it to the second round as anyone
>>154488670Some good choices here, a perfect BLT is outstanding.
>>154489029Night, pekka
>>154489029gn peggayou can still bandwagon the good guys next round if you want
>>154488918Japs eat that shit
Only thing that’d make this better is if they had deslaurier suited up and he was going out beating up his ex teammates
lmao Taylor Hall is still around
>>154489077>.gif>it's a static image
it's a svech is dead again episode
haha OH NO
>>154489122>he doesn't have eyes that see beyond 400 fps
heres your chance anons to pursue your dreams of becoming a zamboni driver.
>FLY FLY FLY FLY FLY
kek. give him a major. let's get a half dozen goals
>Too lopsided, make it more even so the sheep parlay more
>>154489133Why are they wearing masks?
>>154489119not only that, Taylor Hall is going to lift the Cup this year
>>154489197I think that picture is from 2022
>>154489197they were told by the WHO that it would protect them from microscopic organisms smaller than the holes in the material the mask is made of.
>>154489194>filthyd3lphia
it's like everyone's pretending to be watching an exciting game it's so weird...
sportsmanship had plummeted in recent years. this used to be a gentlemens game.
just sneezed and farted at the same time
>>154489272Okay grandpa
I can't cap PK looks dope tonight
>>154489272your body is cleansing itself.
>>154489289We don't speak ape here
Seth Jarvis looks like he dreams of finding the Arkenstone within his ancestral mountain hall and of cracking the plates because that's what Bilbo Baggins hates
>>154489343This is a Silmarillion thread
>>154489343
>NGMI
This really was a GREAT season for the Flyers and I loved it. we will get swpet and is amazing experience for the team.However, This Canes teams is looking amazing in the nationally televised game just to fucking lose in the east conference final again, it will absolutely kill any momentum this league has.
BOLD PUBLIC STATEMENT:A caprese is just a fancy grilled cheese with tomato, basil, and pesto; merely a fancy grilled cheese
welp tough evening for Philliehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fcv59ZRwaUU
>>154489435>>/ck/it's named after a caprese salad you dildo>mad at vegetables
>>154489473not a safe song for karaoke...
>>154489272today I farted at the gym and i'm afraid they cardio bunnies noticed
>Dwayne Jetski
>he thinks girls don't fart
>>154489503if you have any imagination whatsoever no song is safe for karaoke really
the flyers have an interesting strategy of not scoring goals but letting the other team score goals
>>154489578the philly special
>>
thank god we have a game 7 tomorrow to wash the taste of this slurper out our mouths
how many goals for philly in the 3rd?
>>154489552>he doesn't realize that is one of my top 5 fetishes
At least the sixers won and embiid still appears to have the correct number of arms and legs
uh oh, Chitown Puppers uh oh
Yeah the penguins vs Randy’s would have been a better series
canes are still just gatekeepers
Holy fuck the Flylels suck EGGS...STINKY EGGS
>>154489719good assessment
>>154489719>>154489739are canes the good guys?
>>154489768yes
>>154489768fuck no
>>154489768they're the comic relief villain after season 1
>>154489795fuck YOU
>>154489768they have no ideology besides science, progress and the future
>>154489785>>154489795you guys should date
>>154489823the scientologists of nhl
>>154489768Yeah fuck the flyers
>>154489768They are the guys to test the East champs in if they're good enough at basic hoc to take on whatever Westoid team makes it
>>154489768yessum
blake should get 5 for clipping low bridging
It's actually kind of crazy how Rod the Clod still has a job.
>>154489884dundon loves mediocrity
jankowski always looks like someone made an insult he's got no response for
>>154489884he teaches players to bench 3pl8 natty
>>154489884If they fired him he would bring the whole arena down with his bare hands
>>154488888CHECKED
michkov is playing like shit
>>154489768anon you need to ask yourself which fans deserve the win more. Philly sports fans are vile and of poor character, where at least North Carolina is a generally polite society, even if they're posing just a little
>>154489925Is that the fat guy
bill peters wouldve won a cup by now
>>154489884Carolina is a shit market and their fans don’t demand better
>>154489884Shots go brrr?
>>154489935but carolina is in the cup belt
>>154489935there's more passion in one thrown battery than in the entire lenovo center
Gave this game a shot, Boringlina makes every fucking game a slog to watch, just worthless goyslop
oh i can changebecuase i'm like a free bird yeahh
Snälla, låt inte Ivar Stenberg hamna i ett trist NHL-lag. Håller tummarna för Chicago.
a d-cell just flew over my house
SCARR A FARKING GOAL, PHILTHYDELPHIA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>154489935kek. philthy fans WISH they were this hardcore. That was their dads and grandpas doing that shit. Today's assholes just toss full beer cans from a distance and yell at opposing team's fans from behind fences, but only if outnumbering them 6-1.
Philly sucks lol
Hall didn't do anything to deserve a penulty
>>154489999quads confirm
>>154489985Not happening this series lmao
Philly was a terrible choice
>>154489977he's vancouver bound
>>154489965>>154489966yeah I know it>>154489987yeah they aren't hardcore they're just obnoxious
>>154489999Gary made the call, have to give Philly a SLIGHT chance Isn't worth it, they're shit
remember when they tried to make a geico cavemen tv show
>>154480000
>>154490029Bud sounds jealous
>>154488888>>154489999very nice./hoc/ runs /sp/
Reminder that /hoc/ runs this board.
>>154490027remember that 80's show
>>154490048>Big Cock /hoc/>teenie peenie /nhl/
>>154490048/hoc/ will claim this year's big get
>>154490006Just like my islanders
>>154490027No I don't
>>154490027Yeah. And it the was most pathetic, anti-White shit I have ever seen (((them))) try. Even gary bettman would be embarrassed to watch it.
>>154490053I remember the Tracy Ullman Show
>>154489999checked! but the refs need to keep the game competitive
YAWN
>>154490048I remember that day
FUCK YOU ZEGRAS YOU TWINK PIECE OF SHIT
Zegras is a bitch ass nigga
kek
>>154490097I'm hitting the hay as well Huometa but the opposite
>>154490076there's no way you were still racist when geico caveman was on abc
why have the flyers decided to not score any goals this gamei think if they dont score any goals they will get knocked out of the tournamenti dont understand their strategy
>that carolina cunt in the stands looking at the camera knowing she was on TV and then reacting.Hope she dies. Just act natural ffs.
>>154490118Sleep tight pal, have to be up early for church
could they just run the clock while they do all this
gg, Barrie
blake mcavoyed him first
>>154490125
zegras did nothing wrong
>>154490120Nah, I was like 13 and listening to rap and whatnot, in retrospect, however...Actually, looking it up I was 18 and my power level was on the rise.
>>154490127I should join a church
Zegrass looked scared when the canes were going after him
>>154490132my dawgs
>>154490155Is that Jia Lissa?
Put in deslauriers and let him heem every manlet he sees
>>154490162They do got that dawg in them My rags will win thoughever
>>154490128
>>154490162it's Omega League Game 7 >what fun
its uphttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=snO_L3gjYxM
I'm thinking a 4th goal soon.
>>154490174me on the left when there's no scar after someone scar posts
>>154490174Grrr I HATE HERRRRRRRR!!! GRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!
>>154490184edmonton might as well trade him now and start the rebuild
>>154490174would
>>154490174>that adams appleWait a minute...
>>154490174>the little glance at the camera to make sure they're still focusing on them
connor mcdavid would be a professional rapist if he wasnt a hockey player
>>154490184he needs to pass his social skills class
-laine-caufield+mcdavid
>>154490212My >>154490125 point exactly. Thank you.
>>154490219stan is dumb, but not that dumb
>>154490174THIS IS BULLSHIT
Nevermind that "What?" thing in the crowd, look at that twink tanned faggot behind tocchett. What the fuck is in the water in raleigh?
my belly full of kraft dinner
MEAL
>>154490245stop cooking like a 4-year-old and get a job.
>>154490247very gourmet. what's for dessert?
>>154490245>>154490247dang
>>154490174She cute
Nick seeler, more like nick seether kwab
>>154490212>>154490222Pretty sure if you had a camera pointed at you with a million people watching you wouldn't be able to act natural either
Torts is laughing at Philly right now
>>154490257i'll have you know there was a can of tuna and peas and carrots in it
>>154490245my belly is full of frozen fruit
>>154490247nice
>>154490270>she
>>154490247>late evening supper What kind of ale will you be serving, sir?
Our flyers are chimping out
this seems like a ridiculous amount of over reffing
>>154490257but im 35 and work at nasa
It's Broad Street Bullies time.
total philly death kek
>>154490278You’d think he’d be used to that by now
tocchet is gonna freak
>>154490278moot point. That will never happen to me or at least with my knowledge. With my luck, they catch me munching on some tendies and fries and spilling ranch on my jersey.
>home crowd standing up angry about potential calls not being made with 6 minutes left and them up 3-0i get it, but relax a bit lel
All these slashes wouldn't be happening if they didn't start it on Svechnikov's bad knee
>>154490314if you give reffies an inch they take a mile
>>154490323cool it
carolina won the rantanen trade
>Dear /hoc/>I regret to inform you of the following, not the least of which is that you are not a part of my supervision. And furthermore, {Debbie, please have one of the interns finish this memo for me, k, bye]
>>154490314I'd be more upset about the price of beer in there.
>>154490290You thought this would be canes domination?/OURREFFIES/ RUN THIS LEAGUE
PLATED
brandon bussy
Time for Jarvis EN goal
>>154490343shant be drinking that poison anyways, buy a sprite and smuggle in some grenadine to make yourself a nice lil' drink.
>>154490368Let's eat...
>that's a cross-checklmao what
>>154490314>like the BAWWWWWWWWL arena doesn't seethe any time a softpusy gets sent to the boxkek. tampon flag is funny tonight, but not in a comedic way.
how would you kill a minor in 2 minutes
>>154490378buy yourself a strong zero to enjoy some hockey m8
>>154490337They lost the rantanen trade and then they lost the other rantanen trade
>>154490369He's bussin fr fr
>>154490012He can’t..
>>154490392I wouldn't. Gen alpha is actually pretty based. Zoomies on the other hand...
>>154490290It's not. The Flyers suck ass and without the quick whistle you could see someone from the Canes (a team that matters) injured.This series is just a formality cause a shit team managed to make it to round 2.
6 on 4 no shots on goal???
>>154490368what's the big brain looking thing?
>>154490323They take the mile regardless
>>154490368yum
Second round series is over before the first round finished
>>154490392You usually need the Blue Jackets to be playing.
>>154490417you really think ipad kids aren't going to turn out okay? they're being raised by chatgpt
>>154488114The Penguins let themselves get cold. If they had kept their top players active right up to the end of the regular season, and swapped to Silovs a little sooner, the outcome might have been different. Not that it would have mattered. The Penguins would have also failed to win the series over the Hurricanes, and you'd be asking how the Flyers lost to the Penguins right now.
>barely 1 thread for the randies vs the filthiesJEN
>>154490447better than some dyke teacher in middle and high school.
what a pathetic showing
CANES WIN!!!\o/ /o\ \o/ /o\ \o/ /o\ \o/ /o\ \o/ /o\ \o/ /o\ \o/ /o\ \o/ /o\
>>154490452Skinner really buried them ngl
>>154489194>NOOOOO YOU CAN'T SLASH ME WHILE I RAPE YOUR TEAMMATE
I'M SURGING
kek philly didnt even come close to scoring a goal this game. sweep incoming.
God what a boring game
>>154490456I was flipping channels and The Departed was about to start so I watched that instead
>>154490463Eat rock candy
>>154490469>nooooooooo don't check me nooooo you can't do that in a hockey game noooooooooooo
>>154490402rantanen: -6necas: 2 pointsstankoven: 6 goals
>canada eliminated from the playoffs (again) tomorrow
>>154490431I rotisseried a chicken, then its root veggies and corn and zucchini
>>154490477Habs Lightning tomorrow AKA the ending to the greatest first round series of all time.
>no late game to watch in bed while drifting in and out of sleep
>>154490494>rantanen: -6That's not really fair. Look who he has to pass it to >Matt Duchene
>>154490501It really is the best first round match I've seen in my entire life
our canesies :)
>>154490496sad day for canada, therefore a sad day for the world
>>154490511Need a good sleepy for Mon Habitants tomorrow
>>154490525Our canesies :)
>>154490518I don't like to exaggerate. I don't have a dog in that fight, but I wouldn't miss it for top shelf puss.
Canes owner is cheap they will not win gary won't allow it
>>154490528you mean your life faggot
>>154490528I believe Detroit natives, Insane Clown Posse, and Norwegian band Turbonegro, said it best. Fuck the World.
>>154490560>>154490560>>154490560
>>154490536Early start, 6pm Eastern.
>>154490498beetroot is under-utilised. looks very nice.
>>154487984Yeah let me get a big double burger- cheddar style, cheese bites, a chicken quesadilla, and a cheerwine float.
