Edgecum noooooo
Maxey's momma cannons
Satan doing marvelous work for the Celtics today
Derrick White is so ass
I am 34 years old and have never had a gf.
Lmao White
Healthy Emsneed just has too much AVRA im fraid. best big man in the league
Nobody talks about how shameless JB flops are
Refball incoming
>>154489081this just further sementiting tatum as the next kobe
>>154489105Hello fellow Embiidsister
The Great Eastern Chokeoff
MAGNETSAGNETS
LeBron james is a child molester
anyone got a stream please
You can touch the net if it doesn't cause the rim to move. Do these coaches even know ball?
>>154489105It’s probably for the best
AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>>154489109Has every ability except availability. 82 game Embiid would be a runaway MVP in 99% of NBA seasons
>>154489001What kills close games and entertainment value is each team shooting free throws for 2 mins straight. Play it out how the game is intended to be played.
all of this bs just so they could air more ads
im feelin like OT tonight
What really?
>>154489105Are you at least a virgin or have you lost your only chance at wizardry?
6ers ball
I left when the sixers were up like 20 in the second half. wtf happened?
Cmon celties
White's hand touched the net first
>>154489124https://topstreamer.info/nba/celtics
>>154489136better be aint no late slate
>He accidentally broke the rules so it's okaylmao
>>154489140No I'm still a virgin but I have no known powers.
>>154489110Because he doesn't typically, and isn't good at it because he doesn't even know how.So it looks noticeable when it does.
Didn't the sixers have a 20 point lead? Why are they choking like the master chokers celshits :)
are they also gonna play where the hood at?
>>154489109Ruetoo looking bitch
Reffies are gonna make sure this goes over time and Celtics get the win so they feel like hype underdogs just for them to get assraped by the knicks again
>>154489160wait... wut
>>154489105Never having a girlfriend sucksHaving a girlfriend sucks even worse
If 1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9 my sixies will be redeemed.
>>15448916818*
Both coaches being retarded, no clue who wins this game now
How did the Celtics get away with basket interference???
>>154489161post body
>>154489140I didn't lose my virginity because I never lose.
>>154489176this picture made me laugh haha its so silly
102% chance the Celtics are winning, with a 2% margin of error
>>154489176>76Based
Reffies really want the Celtics to win huh
>>154489176>76I kneel
>>154489157thank you beast
>>154489175It would have been nice to know the difference for myself.>>1544891845'9, 145, think one of the worms from men in black, it's not good
Sorry 76ers we can’t allow a team like you to win a playoff game it’s all about the superstars
>>154489181it was inadvertent chud
>>154489181The Silver Rules
WHY THE FUCK IS EMBIID CHUCKING 3s?
these niggas suck
>>154489176me next to the soda
Sweet. Now they're chucking bricks.
why embiitch doesn't attack jb in the paint
OOOO BLOCKED BY BROWN
nigga bum
So sick of the same fucking matchups every year I’m not interested in seeing fucking knicks v Celtics again this is bullshit
MY NIGGA MAXEY
>>154489210>spear chucker>chucks spearsorly
>embiitch blocked like 5 times by brown this game
Embiid has no energy left. It's over.
desperation chucking
holy brownGOD
Embiid hurt again....
Really funny how we all mentally moved on from Embiid being a relevant player and now he's back
EMBIID DED
you guys forgot nick nurse was a good coach huh?
>>154489176Why is the score so close against them?
>embiid dead againit's over sixies
TYRESE MAXEY
NOOOO PG, YOUR REDEMPTION ARC!!
>BOMBSTONITS OVER
Why don't the Celtics just put Tacko Fall in? Are they stupid?
>>154489232>celticslad.
InceltiKKKs loseAmerica wins
Looney Tunes ass injuries
>ruined my bracketFuck you shartics
>swat the ball awayjust pick it up you idiot
>refchucking
DEFENSE
Is that some left knee soreness I see on Embiid? I don't understand, why isn't he cowering on the bench in street clothes
>>154489248he had 19 points on 18 attempts last game kek
God damn Boston Reddits are ass
someone post the joel embiid pity mvp song this dudes going out sad again
NO NO NO NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOTHIS CANT BE!!!!!!!!!!!
>inceltics BAHAHAHHA SPAM MORE THREES YOU DUMB FUCKAS
LMAOOOOOOOOOOO KEEP CHUCKING BAWBSTON
holy shit the celtics really do live and die by the three
Two teams literally dying just for Knicks to go to the NBA finals I'm sick :)
>Celshitsanother OKC championship
Press S to spit on grave
We just throwing up shit from behind the arc, nice game Adam
lmfao fuck the damn c's
why the FUCK did boston chuck all that?!?!?!?!
Lol Celshits just gave up
how many bricks did they chuck in a row? lol
THE CURSE OF BOSTON IS OVERRRRRRR>Embiid hurtFUCKKKKKKKKKKK
We want Boston
Ooof i think embiid hyperextended his knee
nice chucking
CHUCK CITY
bruincel energy infected the incelticsit's over for delaware north company teams
>Injuring Embiid in Game 7 on the way out before elimationThey can't just ever get eliminated without some bullshit
BAHAhahAHAhaHAhAhAHAHAHAHAAHAAH
Embiid's gonna be out for the next round isn't he
>47 (forty seven) fucking threes by bombston
>>154489303thats how they play. 3 and D
holy shit, the sixers did itdidn't think that would ever happen
That was literally 2 8 sec violations if they pressed them
>timeoutQuicksilver in? Joe you fucking retard
eMVPiid-sama.... i kneel.
them white boston niggas bout to be burning some crosses outside the garden
>BRICKSTON SHITDICKS
BAWBSTON START REVVING UP THOSE "W-W-W-WE WEREN'T EVEN SUPPOSED TO MAKE IT THIS FAR" COPE ARTICLES LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
exposed shitter
Embiid and Jokic's narratives getting rewritten in real time
Celticsissies LOST
Somehow, Emsneed returned
>NBA in the current year
leltics are disgusting to watch
Wow, the C's just really built themselves an exit with the bricks at the end
INCELTICS BLEW A 3-1 LEAD...........................IN THE FIRST ROUND........................................AGAINST THE 76ERS!
STOP CHUCKING
live by the 3, die by the 3. tatum looking smug af right now
Celtics literally died by chucking just like they did last year. Pathetic
We finally get a KAT vs Embiid playoff series
All year long this Celtics team was fools gold. Thankful I didn't really develop any emotional attachment or watch that many games this year because while they were fun to watch with the young guys hustling and Joe actually looking like he might be a genius experimenting with more paint scoring to complement his 3ball nobody is gonna be a serious contender with a main roster of g leaguers. Now reality sets in and they are closer to what everyone was predicting them to be at the start which is a fringe playoff team and suddenly the future doesn't look so bright again if Tatum is just going to be injury prone going forward and Joe is a confirmed retarded playoff dropper and choker :)
>we've got some time, let's rush everything and take terrible shotsThis is the NBA.
oops new england lose again
They had 3 good looks lmao. Missed them al three
>>154489333only black people are doing that
>home crowd singing annie are you ok annie are you ok while their team is getting blown out of game 7>some chinese looking nigga on their staff wearing some big ass chain dragging chairs around this is comedy
>>154489325When I saw the celtics go on a heater I thought it was over for them
>>154489332I was so sick of everyone worshiping this retard during the regular season
Tatum narrative energy rising
The "muh 3 > 2" meme dies officially once and for all tonight Anybody ever saying this shit again is confirmed for midwit redditor
celtics fans we out we ducking this blitz
we won tatumchads
3 point shooting dooms teams. why not go in the paint, try to post them up, draw a foul, just chucking it up to end your season. so dumb
>sixers finally beat Boston in a series >emknee hurt again monkeys paw ass series
>>154489337Still time to reach 50
>IT WAS 3-1
lollmao even
>>154489333Jokic who?
casual here, why don't the Celtics just make the 3 pointers?
I can't fucking believe it bros we NEVER BEAT THEM AND WE FUCKING DID ITFUCK BOSTON FUCK YOU /SPEE/ FUCK BILL SIMMONS AND FUCK THE GOD DAMNED CELTICS
>celtics
Yeah, it's over. Congrats 76ers
Is this the brick?OOOOOOOOOOOOOH
lmfao
>>154489348wall of text copes incoming
ovah
I am genuinely shocked I completely counted them out
>>154489337whys vuvecic not playin
Taybum and the BO. Stan cel chucks
Boston sucks
>celshits
see you next season boston
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
CLAP YOUR HANDSEVERYBODY
>>154489081>cut it to one with 2 minutes left>do literally nothing but heave contested 3's for the rest of the gameYeah, Boston deserved to lose this.
>>154489360>"knee discomfort" 1776ers THE FIX IS IN SISTERS
tatum really sat himself out from a game 7kobe would never
I was told that the Celtics were the biggest contenders in the east.
Edgecombe is insane
>>154489373Don't take enough shots
celtics should've shot more 3s man rip
>>154489105I'm 28 and I literally just lost mine last night to a cute girl that I met in the psych ward
klay what happened dawg
refchads the 0-76ers are mocking us
Library status?
This is true first ever 3-1 lead blown in Celtics history.Congrats on making history lads :)
>>154489341is this true hahahahaha was it 3-1 hahahahahahaha
updated lol
jokic hate aside, does he hold the record for most 3-1 comebacks?
>>154489361you have to actually MAKE the 3 for it to be a 3
Every single time the 76ers beat the Celtics in the playoffs, they had either Wilt Chamberlain, Julius Erving, or Joel Embiid on the roster.
finally they make a bucket lol
>>154489407East dont have contenders
>>154489412>psych ward>girlthat was a male orderlyhe raped you
>>154479965>>154479965>>154479965Lightwork
>They didn't play a healthy Vucevic>Tatum hurt is poor kneeTHIS SHIT IS RIGGED
why is blowing a 3-1 lead so common now in the NBA? Is it the estrogen in the water?
Airball 3 to end the game. Pottery.
No excuses for the Knicks now
>>154489415God forbid a whiteboy get a little motion
>>154489373Magnets turned off
Inceltics…
Tatum won
and TD Garden is closed for the summer>ruins>inceltics
>>154489425ok last update!
>>154489415winning
Man who the fuck is coming out of the east
Spurs vs Knicks in the finals. It's 1999 again.
>>154489341THEY ALSO GAVE EMBIID HIS FIRST GAME 7 WIN LMAO
>inceltics
Whenever I had these threads open the Celtics would go on runs, and whenever I closed them they'd go cold. I used my power for good
the tweet that started it all.....
PAYTON PRITCHARD AIRBALL TO END THE GAME LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>he didn't trust the process
>>154489415burn the rice, pay the price
TRUSTTHEFUCKINGPROCESS
CELBRICKS
>>154489466god damn lmfao
Took over in the final 2 mins. Clutch as hell.
>>154489459The Cavs or the Knicks most likely
>>154489441>>154489412
Tatum trying not to smile rn. Jaylen discussions over
How many missed threes will make you realize that shit isn’t working?
HOLY KEK WHAT A BITCHOLI
Jaylen Brown is PISSED
>>154489415Klay finally going after superior asian kitty?
>>154489445Erratic scoring because of 3-pointers. Less reliable outcomes.
>>154489381Me? I literally called sixers winning this series when the series was still 1-1 when everyone thought this series was a foregone conclusion :)
The process took 15 yearsBut it finally processed
That's what you get for not playing Vooch!
THEY DID IT!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Is Boston the WEAKEST 2nd seed of all time?
>>154489466EmBOSTON
>>154489491kek
Why the fuck was Vucevic not playing?
THE EVIL IS DEFEATED
>>154489485he's literally me
GG Sixers
>>154489445Lack of effort in the regular season breeds a lazy brand of basketball in the offs. This whole league runs on overconfidence and delusion
haha… lol…. Oh man hahahaha… geez Louise lmao… hahaha… hahahaAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA
>>154489509based
>>154489455That starting lineup should get Mazulla jailedWTF was he doing
>>154489428Boston made more 3s than Philly. Cope harder, reddit fag. Your entire worldview is collapsing.
dumbass kid!
>CELSHITS BLEW A 3-1 LEADCELSHITS BLEW A 3-1 LEAD>CELSHITS BLEW A 3-1 LEADCELSHITS BLEW A 3-1 LEAD>CELSHITS BLEW A 3-1 LEADCELSHITS BLEW A 3-1 LEAD>CELSHITS BLEW A 3-1 LEADCELSHITS BLEW A 3-1 LEAD>CELSHITS BLEW A 3-1 LEADCELSHITS BLEW A 3-1 LEAD>CELSHITS BLEW A 3-1 LEADCELSHITS BLEW A 3-1 LEAD>CELSHITS BLEW A 3-1 LEAD
>>154489466
FUCK THE CELTICS
did that guy just knock Embiid's kid's tooth out
DADDY LOOK AT MY TOOTH
tatum was literally cheesing at embiid, bro happy they aint win without him lol
This is what happens when EmbGOD doesn't have human garbage like Doc Rivers and Tobias Harris weighing him down.
>>154489530fucking idiot kept interrupting emGOD
Kobebros…
Not gonna lie I was rooting for the Celtics, but Im happy for the 76ers and this result, if they and the Magic win itll be a 7 and 8th seed both winning in the same conference in the 1st round in 7 which is kino af and getting some new blood and results is also cool and really embodies the parity era. Philly going to the 2nd round after all those disappointments with the Maxey led core, VJ, Oubre, and Embiid in his injury riddled wind down where no one thought theyd win anything is kino.Also damn they came back from 3-1 kek. >Embiid family interviewgood for him man
vj might be him
>>154489529Boston lost the series.
>>154489459now what the fuck do we do
duece bros... its should have been us...
BRICKHARD BEATS YOUR TEAM...ACHK
Embiid’s kid looks exactly like Embiid, so cute
Fuck Boston
>>154489497>heh I'm not mad SEE I said we would lose :^)
BASED MUTT BABY EMSNEED
That appendix was holding my boy Embiid back fuck appendices
DADDY I HAVE TO GO TAKE CARE OF GRANDMA NOW
Maybe Gaytum should have idolized Mike's flu game more than his dead rapist's moron mentality
new york niggas quaking in they timbs
>>154489081>yn's carrying Embiid>White throwing bricks againGet this bald fuck outta this team
incelshits choked a 3-1 lead to a play in team LMAOOOOOOOOOOO
>even his son is losing body parts
INCELTICS GONE FISHIN BITCHES FUCK YOU FUCK BOSTON FUCK CLAM CHOWDER FUCK YOUR ACCENT
THE PROCESS IS BACK BABYYYYY
For the first time in a long time, Good triumphed over Evil. God Bless Joel Embiid and God Bless the 76ers!
no simmo to save kitty kat from embiid this time
>>154489459raptors
i want to be a dad
>>154489556pawg mommies ftw
I unironically didn't watch any of this series until now because I didn't believe the sixers could do it.Well shit, they did it.
>>154489481That is an extremely ethical 30
Sixers do present a better matchup against knicks than celshits but with Emsneed dying as per usual its a moot point :)
>>154489541memes aside its easily curryeveryone up there has multiple all def teams aside from cuckry who doesn't even have one
>>154489563Watch out Philly, Game 8 is coming
Celtics really chucked themselves out of it
>>154489587go back to college
I'm all in on the Sixers baby!
See you in the finals EmbGOAT
I legitimately cannot stop laughing lmao
too bad they have no chance against the knicks tho
>>154489587We both know you're not emotionally mature enough for the task of parenthood. Let's not raise even more fucked up kids, there are already enough.
>>154489587I just became one it’s pretty great
>getting eliminated by 2026 Paul George
damn, tought luck boston
God, if the 76ers beat the Knicks, this place would be insane. If they win the East, it would be pandemonium, and if they managed to win it all it would be apocalyptic
As much as I dislike the Sixers, the Celtics deserved that L
>>154489584based christcuck rooting for racemixxing
incelshits lost 3 home games LMAO
>>154489563>comes back early, gets slurped for being so heroic>team is clearly worse with him for the rest of the way, and he's there contributing greatly to them blowing a 3-1 lead>takes off the last game to skirt any blame and to try and make the narrative "see they need me"Worst part is it'll work
Celtics and Nuggets out in round 1 is shitpost 9/11. Now the lame ass Knicks have to be the playoff villains and they got no schizo motion in /nba/
that was like the lamest ending to one of the funniest things ever. i gotta start going out more
>>154489587good goy
celtics LITERALLY could have won, but in the last 3 min they just stopped thinking and JUST chucked up back to back to back desperation 3sWHY
>>154489558I tend to be happy when predictions come true yes. I think most humans feel the same :)
>>154489634You don't know my race
Thank u based maxey
>>154489406What is it with NBA players being bitchmade these days? Aaron Gordon sat out an elimination game. Tatum sat out an elimination game. Durant sat out an elimination game. Watching your team lose rather than risk anything is pragmatic but not exactly inspiring. Am I supposed to cheer for these guys making a business decision? Be impressed by their self-serving cowardice? You all made ten of millions already, is the risk management really necessary at this point?I know we meme about the older generations being tougher but it's 100% true. Bird played with a fractured orbital bone. McHale played on a broken foot. Kobe kept going until he physically couldn't any more. And now if guys have a sore hamstring they forfeit playoff games. What the fuck
>>154489620yeah you're definitely right, i'll just be a cool uncle
>>154489627He's been playing really good this series, whatever roids he took were worth the 25 game suspension
>saves the dogshit east
>season on the line
So what happened to the eternal eMVPiid thread maker?
fuck memechuckers forever.watch Mazzulla be a spiteful little bitch about it in post game
>>154489620>you'd be a bad father, just look at all of the other bad fathers who already have children
>>154489623Rudy, is that you?
>>154489632You said it brother
>>154489625are you kidding? aside from the fact that he re-injured himself this is the best thing that could've happened for his PR, brown takes the hit instead
hopefully this humbles Joke MuttZoola and his gaggle of dick riders.
Leave Boston to me.
>>154489627Probably the best player in the series.I think, overall, this is the best team of the Embiid era. It also relies less on Embiid too
>>154489623congrats man :) one of my good friends just became one, looks incredibly hard but incredibly fulfilling
>>154489657pistroon pete established thread hegemony
BABBs be seething
Excited for round 2
>>154489638We'll have plenty of opportunities to drop Haliban choke memes on Knicksfags because Sixers are going to the Finals
>>154489645>cuckposting the whole series>if we win we win if we lose i was right :)don't do that>>154489646Neither do you, mutt
>>1544896272026 Paul George is the best he's ever been since he's still reaping the benefits of being roided to the gills
>>154489623>>154489643
>>154489644They stopped thinking once postseason started. This series only went 7 due to their extremely volatile shot variance that stopped working a year ago so you could say their brains stopped working since ECSF 2025 :)
Damn Embiid is probably going to injure an important knicks player again.
>>154489681When are they not
Is there any possibility at all that any of the eastern teams could take a game off of OKC or San Antonio?
>>154489541Bron and it’s not even close
>>154489650>AIfag in shambles because bawbston in cancunLove to see it
have the knicks and 76ers ever faced in the 2nd round? 80s and 70s not apply
Boston can sit home and live with their failure. We sixers will not be laugh at any more.
>>154489081Well that cost me 4k... Let's go Cavaliers and Pistons.
the road to the finals goes through orlando
>Inceltic
I blame Pritchard for convincing the team that memechucks would be the way for the Celtics
>>154489679He was the OG earlyfagging thread makerWay better than Petefag since he actually bothers to include news in his threads
>>154489707MY raptors
>>154489707if cleveland wasnt cleveland, theyd be the team to do it. But theyre cleveland. Put that roster in miami jerseys, and theyre eastern conference champs
>>154489716oh man youre about to lose another 8k
>>154489685This one needs a few rewrites
>>154489656JUST KEEP 'CHUCKING>JUST KEEP 'CHUCKINGJUST KEEP 'CHUCKING>JUST KEEP 'CHUCKINGJUST KEEP 'CHUCKING>JUST KEEP 'CHUCKINGJUST KEEP 'CHUCKING>JUST KEEP 'CHUCKINGJUST KEEP 'CHUCKING>JUST KEEP 'CHUCKINGJUST KEEP 'CHUCKING>JUST KEEP 'CHUCKINGJUST KEEP 'CHUCKING>JUST KEEP 'CHUCKINGJUST KEEP 'CHUCKING>JUST KEEP 'CHUCKINGJUST KEEP 'CHUCKING>JUST KEEP 'CHUCKING
Schiermann bros...
>>154489721magic/pistons is gonna make hawks/knicks look like it was close
>>154489707They could have the one weird RNG game where all the 3s go in and squeak one out but I can't see that happening more than once.
Did GSW memechuck like the Celtics? I was too young to watch them in their prime. I can't understand why they would memechuck instead of driving, a one legged Embiid isn't stopping anybody.
I was told that 3 > 2
>>154489341kek, these are facts
>the process is filtering out the league in 2026
>>154489348Despite Tatum's injury and the leagues new Shylock ass luxury tax fucking the roster over they had they earned the 2nd seed and had a seemingly comfortable 3-1 lead. So it's more a case of worst choke job ever.
>>154489406>>154489650in gaytums defense (sort of) he shouldn't have come back at all this yearonce you tear your achilles you have to wait until it heals fully, rushing at all puts strain elsewhere and you risk getting permanent damage that hinders you even harderbut because this retard is a kobr disciple and has a massive ego he rushed back before it was healed, I'd bet his doctor called to curse him out for being so stupid
>>154489694Love how you only think in absolutes I see what I'm dealing with here :)
Boston was 1-3 in Boston
>>154489650>know we meme about the older generations being tougher but it's 100% trueThat was never a meme. These guys are baby butt soft and most of them are obviously closet fags. There are a few guys that still play with the old school mentality. But there are a ton of pussies from the 2010s LeDiva Era.
>>154489415She cute
KEKWHAT ABOSTON
>>154489749there was like a 5 year span where i shit you not steph and klay could not miss a fucking shot
>first blown 3-1 lead since the bubbleo I am a-LAFFIN
Now Mazzulla is going to win COTY and get fired two seasons from now
>cheatriots btfo in the super bowl and their coach was apparently fucking a walled 60 year old reporter lady cucking her husband>redsux so shit they've already fired their manager>ruins eliminated first round>inceltics eliminated first roundlmao fuck bombston
>>154489341Kekaroo, weapskitz fucking won. Gaytum blew out his bussy again. KEKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK
>>154489707Why yes, pray to Moloch and offer your sacrifices to him daily and he may grant 2-3 of these teams' decent players season-ending injuries
>>1544897141983 Eastern Conference SemifinalsIn the 1983 series, the Philadelphia 76ers swept the Knicks 4–0. This 76ers team, led by legends Julius "Dr. J" Erving and Moses Malone, was famously known as the "Fo', Fo', Fo'" team for their dominant run toward the NBA Championship.All-Time Playoff Series History (Second Round/Semifinals)While the two teams have a long history, they have only met in the Conference Semifinals a few times:2026 (Scheduled): Round 2 matchup set to begin this Monday at Madison Square Garden.1983: 76ers won the series 4–0.1978: 76ers won the series 4–0.1968: 76ers won the series 4–2.In contrast, their most recent playoff meeting in 2024 took place in the First Round, where the Knicks won the series 4–2.Would you like the full schedule for the upcoming 2026 second-round games or a comparison of the regular season stats between the two teams?
>>154489707For sure, injuries happen all the time in the playoffs since this is the only time people play effort defense
>>154489656Um, no sweetie. 3 > 2
As a Heatchud this brings me great momentary joy before remembering my team is dogshit and ran by incompetent nincompoops
>>154489721damn i need her robussy
get the fuck in here>>154489775
Tatum bros... its for the bet you let him come to my rapties for ingram and some scrubs
>>154489737I like Detriot, I do not not like Cleaveland.
Is Embiid's son retarded?
>>154489736larden played for like 9 different teams bro>>154489749they popularized smallball. yeah they shot a lot of 3s but it was only because steph and klay were transcendent 3pt shooters. they also drove a lot and shot middies too. they didnt construct their roster off of memelytics
>>154489781We're going to be laughing about this for at least an entire year
>>154489776Winning that award is a death sentence. It never fails :)
>>154489784nice
well well well
>>154489749They spammed threes but the difference is the splash brothers could actually fucking shoot
>>154489755i think he did a non-invasive process which speeds up his recovery he was already off his crutches and foot brace a month after last years finals ended
>>154489801Have you never interacted with a kid before? They're all like that.
>>154489760>I end my seethepost with a smile emoticon SEE I'M NOT MAD :)>REALLY I'M NOT FUCKING MAD :)))
>>154489650Tatum came back at a historical pace from his injury because he got treatment day 1 so he could be back for the playoffs, came back even earlier than that to secure the 2 seed and then that same leg was giving him issues if you think he could actually play youre wrong he would have played, he didnt because that shit was about to snap again.Fuckers like you will call this gen soft when you idolize jorgamblecuck for playing with the fucking flu yet call embiid soft when he plays every game with a Frankenstein's moster body
>>154489749Hey cookie, no they did not memechuck because they had curry and to a lesser extent play Thompson. They shot a lot of threes but were able to make nearly 40% of them. Memechuck is when teams imitate that strategy without a Steph curry
just saw embiid showed up to the game wearing sunglasses and wired headphones lol
Isn’t this kind of depressing? If Embiid was still fully healthy 76ers could take on anyone and Embiid could finally make the finals. But I’m not even sure if he’s 100% right now.
>>154489749Yeah, the difference is they had the greatest memechucker of all time in Klay AND the second greatest in Curry
>>154489650He liked Shooker better anyway kek.
>>154489802> they didnt construct their roster off of memelyticsthis people point to GSW as the team to popularize this shit but in reality it was the dantoni/larden rockets literally just shoot 3s or flop for fouls
>chucks up 50 fucking 3s>27%every year, same shit. good. fuck you, Boston. I hope you never learn, and this bullshit brand of basketball dies a little more every time you shit yourselves out of the playoffs.get fucked
>>154489176>76
>>154489790Well we at least got Bam's 83 that made the world seethe. Let's just shut up and enjoy the 'yoffs for now and ponder about the eternal pain during the offseason
ima talk my shit now because 0 chance zogver's crony refs let philly have a fifghting chance against the knicks
>>154489820No that kid was too big to be acting that retarded
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
i mean curry could hit 3s from near half court with a double team, that's the problem memechuck teams don't understand
>Embiid vs KAT incoming
>>154489176I have seen enough, Sixers are getting the chip. All of Emsneeds opps are getting exposed.
>>154489650It's lame af but honestly that shit should be OSHA standard. It probably basically is at this point, I doubt Tatum even has a say. Even if he plead his heart out that this is the their year, would they really give him minutes?
>>154489749The Warriors had two of the greatest shooters of all time on their roster. They can get away with it.
I feel bad for tatum
>celtics are now 32-1 when leading a series 3-1 or more KEKAROOOOOOO
Let's hear it, /nba/
>>154489713I don't give the slightest fuck about Boston and never have. You should know since you pathologically keep track of all my posts like some creepy stalker. I just hate professional athletes who chicken out of must-win games with manageable injuries. Yeah, it takes a certain amounts of guts to risk further injury. But you're not being paid hundreds of millions to be dickelss wonders. You're supposed to have guts. Go out there and put up a fight. If you're scared to do your job then retire already and make commercials or whatever.
>>15448910538 here and sameI don't even know if I could have one anymore, I rarely get horny anymore, jack off maybe once or twice a week now if that.
>every time a lakerfag breathes or farts in SGA's general directionnobody wants this, but deep down we know it's going to happen. we are living in the manufactured flyover superiority phase in Silver's master plan.
how long till embiid is out again?
>>154489833Embiid has an actually decent team around him this time that doesn't rely on him to save them in an emergency so let's not get ahead of ourselves.
>>154489849That kid is probably 5 years old max, he's just big because of his dad's genetics.
>>154489839They won a ring with it and were the 2 seed this year meanwhile muh defense first teams just scored under 70 on the same night and detroit the other defense first team is going to game 7 vs an 8th seed. The Celtics are on the right side of history. They lost by 9, if they had more 3 more thats ot and 3 more would have still been an ass shooting %
>lead comfortably the entire game>lead starts slipping late 4th, crowd getting into it, pressure rising>celtics cut to within 1, three straight clean go-ahead shots that all missphilly narrowly averted a soul obliterating loss. i know embiid had a great game and pg made some nice shots but i couldn't believe the ball went through them during those key possessions. like shit idk, your best player is some young lightning fast extremely confident clutch closer and you want to keep dumping off to two of the biggest playoff choke artists of all time lmao
>>154489816This man the witnessed the true nature of the 3 pointer back in HoustonMazzulla still have much to learn
Oh boy I can't wait to hear the next Mazulla headline farming one liner
Don't even watch basketball but I just wanted to check in to laugh at Bawwwston.
>>154489819even still common sense tells you once you injure something its not going to be as strong as it once was, and for something as potentially fragile in an explosive and high paced sport like basketball you need to recover for a full yearI seriously hope haliburton comes back and wins a chip next year just to show gaytum how much of a prideful retard he is
>>154489833they have no chance against the refs in the knicks series, lets just celebrate the boston boogyeman slaying now
>>154489778Couldn't happen to a more humble fanbase
>>154489802>they didnt construct their roster off of memelyticsThey are the ones who introduced that trash to the NBAAlso, we had this same conversation about Boston and Analytics when they lost to the Jimmy Butler HeatThey were 9-42 from behind the arcWe thought they would fix the insanityYet, here we are again.
>>154489866EMSNEED
>>154489870>39 minutesThat's 2 months worth of oblique rehabilitation
Can anyone answer why Boston's coach didn't even give a healthy Vucevic any minutes?
>Derek Nigger >5-16 3PTGET THE FUCK OUT
>>154489869The ghost of David Stern will never ever allow Silver to destroy his precious Lakers
>>154489883You know what? No one cares about Canada.
Why did Brad Steven’s trade Simons for VUCEVIC? Simons could’ve scored in that drought:
>>154489903I believe the reason is Vuc is shit.
>>154489877He’s also probably retarded for the same reason
>>154489877Or he could be retarded
>>154489883no mention of the outrageous refball this game, suck a dick leaf fag, philly wins game 7 by 25+ with a fair whistle
>>154489911>>154489903dont slander vooch
>>154489466Why are inceltics so fucking lame and gay and unoriginal.
derek fisher. now that was a player
>>154489867You don't care about boston as a city per se, but you're a wignat who roots for whichever team has more players with the same skin color as you
>>154489922all kids are retarded that one seemed to be the normal amount of retarded for a kid that age
>>154489801>>154489849He's 5, that's pretty normal
>>154489933Big Shot Rob was better
>>154489934Which team has the most gingers?
>>154489947You literally wish (for some reason)
now that the dust has settled...
The Celtics have routinely underperformed outside of 2024 when they were the most stacked team in the league. 2023 lost to lower seed Heat, 2025 lost to lower seed Knicks, and now lost to low seeed 76ers up 3-1 when Embiid was gone for half the series
Joel Embiid officially has more series wins against teams that ended the regular season with 50+ wins than Nikola Jokic
>>154489947>>154489948Y'all must also be retarded
>>154489903Embiid cooked him in the previous two games so Mazulla decided to go small ball in this game. Didn't work out either.
>>154489749They had the two best shooters all time. That aint chuckin like the celtshits entire random team chucking threes. Shayn livingston and iguidala were not chucking threes
>>154489844May the Arisons pay for what they've done to this basketball club aand may the funniest team win
This kid is the GOAT already
>>15448998250+ in the east is like 10+ in the west though
>>154489994Dylan Klebold and Eric Harris?
>>154489980I know nothing about this sport but Reddit says the Celtics have the greatest gm/coach of all time.
Is healthy Embiid still top 3 in the east? Is he above Giannis?
>>154489980The inceltics have no dawgs. Which is saying something when they lost to the Knicks and Sixers.
Predictions for pistons/magic?
>>154489878t. Joe Mazzulla
I can´t believe Weap schizo was right about the Inceltics
>>154489998rockets
>>154490018Pistons finish the job. Magic had a soul shattering choke.
>>154490009Well Brad Steven’s has won amazingly in college, has an excellent record as an nba coach, and has been executive of the year while delivering a title team.He has been successful in every level
>>154490018just a flip a coin, tragic are the most schizo team in history
>>154490011Yup, best big man still in the yoffs.
Why are so many crazy stuff hapening on this years playoffs
Why does Brown larp as a smart guy when he chucks 3s when down 1 point
>>154490018embarrassingly close game with the pistons winning
history was made tonight
>>154489897darly morey and the rockets introduced it back in like 2007. the original formula was inside out with a big in the paint like clint capella, a stretch 4 and 3 3 point shooters, no midrange shotsthe warriors didnt know about analytics. they drafted curry green and thompson with late 1st round/2nd round picks. curry was playing next to monta ellis at first, the ultimate anti-analytics player. mark jackson built the identity of the team and definitely wasnt an analytics guy. steve kerr brought in a san antonio style offense with heavy ball movement so steph could be a threat offball
I did too much coke last night and barely got any sleep
>>154490011If we're talking actually winning, after Tatum and brown blew this series, it's Brunson, Haliburton and Mitchell. If Mitchell blows it tomorrow then yes.
ITS TIME FOR NEW YORK NEW YORK MUTHAFUCKAS THE EAST RUNS THRIUGH US BEECHES
>>154489980The year the Celtics won, Jimmy Butler was injured, Embiid had torn meniscus and Bells Palsy and they got to play the baby Pacers who had no playoff experience in the ECF. One of the more fraudulent rings in recent memory.
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>>154489995so we are rooting for tragic right.also fuck this. I am so glad fucking bawwwston lost
>>154490018Bane and someone else gets ejected. Duren never recovers from being a non-factor. Daniss Jenkins reveals he's DreamyBull
>>154490038(((Silver))) trying to memoryhole Scam's 83
>>154490041If the shot is open, then you take it. Simple as
>>154489967italy has a ginger pg on their national team. he got signed to gsw before, dont know where he is now
>>154490038To fuck bettors and insider trade
>>154490018After this Celtics loss I need both a pistons and cavalier win.
>>154490071Me?
There has been a new champion every year since 2019. Will the Thunder end the era of parity?
>>154490018pistonsmagic under too much pressure
>>154490070>screencapingget a life you syrup slurping faggot
>>154490036"best shooting big man" even, knicks sixers is gonna be fun
>>154490078>Game 7 Hardenanon...
>>154490088Watch the magic somehow blow out the pistons to rape bettors
>>154490052joel's not even the best player on his own time, lmao. maxey clears him in every metric
FREE THROWS FOR JALEN BRUNSON AND KNICKS RETAIN POSSESSION OF THE BASKETBALL AND A TECHNICAL FOUL ON WHOEVER THE BEST PERFORMER IS ON PHILLY
>>154490094Are you new?
>Celtics
>>154490018pistons will win big. magic cant shoot when it counts
Fun Fact: Pritchard had 10 more points than the 76ers entire bench in game 7
im so happy for VJ he not only made the playoffs his rookie year but making it to round 2 even
>>154490025>>154490025>>154490025
>>154490107Fortunately no. Unfortunately you're not either.
>>154490082sas have their number and whoever makes it out of the east will be better than the pacers. if pistons/knicks get their shit straight or embiid stays healthy thats 3 teams in the east who can clap the thunder
>>154490025>>154490025>>154490025>>154490025
>>154490096I know! Hes awful, just fucking awful. I bought at 8 cents on polymarket too after he traded. He was the only face I recognized. Never knew he was so awful. He just dances with the ball like a nba photoshoot well his team is behind. Just shoot the ball!
>>154490070This nigga think he Podcast PYou ain't got it like that
>>154490077>To fuck bettorsSucks for the squares. /nba/ was all over the Sixers
I remember jaylen brown was on stream after season ended talking about whether he should stream during playoffs and then deciding he’ll only stream between seriess hahahaha nigga didnt even make it through one series
How tf u get swept by the fucking Knicks of all teams? holy shit
BAWBs be seething
>>154489400See you next season, CurrGOD
