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>>154491691

>>154491691
thank you for posting my pure wife

Is that what a cricket ball looks like up close? Christ, it would hurt like hell to get beamed by one.

There Will Be Cricket

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>>154492296

Golfed today
Started shit
But finished good

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>>154491691
FTFY

>>154492779
this is a good post thank you

funny seeing you guys behave like indians in the insta comment section to an AI pic of melie

In 2 bings (10am) straight down butchers for sausages and steaks, maybe lamb cutlets too. Going to binge eat meat, watch the snooker and cricket, drink 12 beers. No toil looms

Sorry 2 bongs not 2 bings

it's a real pic i took it myself

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>>154492955

>>154491325
The schizo posters are back

realised im going to be in sri lanka for the nz v ireland test
4 months without cricket and then i go and book my trip for one of the only tests this year

wouldn't play g*lf if you paid me
gleeful and relieved that I will never play poolf

>>154491687
When his brother played for England it was a controversial moment in English cricket with the selection being criticised immediately. In the bazball era we have seen even stranger selections than that yet TMS and Sky just seem to shrug their shoulders and not criticise at all.

all poolf courses should be turned into askham bryan. in other words nature reserves

>>154493178
Shut the fuck up retard

unironically I think “they” spammed the last thread just because I made some large stat filled posts
>>154457444
>>154457457
>>154457466
>>154457479
>>154457488

can we do that thing again where all the worst posters go make their own thread?
that was actually quite nice. peaceful.

>>154493326
we have that
its called /epl/

saw a geese and a swan hanging out yesterday
wonder if they were shagging
geese and swans do shag sometimes

>>154493351
[2]

watching nrl

why on earth would you watch rugby league
it's no better than diveball. maybe worse actually

i do what i want
when i want

shame the brian lara international cricket 2005 competitive scene never took off like Tekken or FIFA

>>154493410
>>154493445
these are good posts
the others... not so much

>quoting all his own posts from the last thread and still seething
lmao that one time zachy (lightly) bullied him at the online meet has completely broken countysperg

australian sports have very reddit energy desu

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>immediately comes to defend z****y
>exact same posting style as z****y
>boring off topic poster like z****y
>nonce poster like z****y
>troll posts like z****y
>hates countystreams just like z****y
>hates bard just like z****y
>hates and likes all the same things as z****y

>>154493580
>if I keep repeating made up incidents that means they happened
actual schizo

uh oh schizo hours

>154493326
So go make your own thread then and fuck off out of there

why can't /cric/ go more than a week without some absolute mental case having a melty over nothing at all?

a week? that guy has a melty here every other day

love bongbros
love kiwibros
love ausbros
simple as

>>154493669
based x

what no cricket does to a mf

>>154493580
someone called countystreamsperg out for making one of the worst /cric/ threads ever (true) a few days ago and he's gone full on schizo since. probably swapped his meds with WKD or something lol

>muh muh it’s actually you who’s crazy
>>post exactly 1 minute later
>yes I agree
Yh you’re totally not a samefagging achizo

>>154493717
>>154493720
whichever one of you is bard i hope you die

coincidence lad

>>154493732
Bards too nonchalant to get engaged in this schizo babble m8

are countysperg/bard/zachy 3 different people?

>>154493753
2 are

>>154493753
yes they're in the same food chain though. bard bullies zachy, zachy bullies countysperg

Are aussies and kiwis off tomorrow?
I believe its just aussies but i might be wrong

>worst cric ever
>worst cric ever
>worst cric ever
>it was because I said so
Are you just a bot or an autistic schizo?

First it was bard and then countystreams who was the “schizo” who you obsessed over and everyone who criticised you was. First it was countystreams who bullied you then it was the other way round. Your VPN usage has been noted in the past. Everyone knows you and shitjeet were one and the same.

>>154493772
was the melty really necessary?

>>154493763
nah anzac day was last Monday
VIC has the 8th of thoughbeit

>>154493772
no one has any idea who you're talking to or talking about
just take a second to calm down, collect your thoughts, maybe even sleep on it then try posting again

>open /cric/ to say 'just woke up lads'
>thread is in full schizo mode
grim

>>154493811
gm mate, hope your day goes better than this thread

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>>154493772
>when you start taking a shitpost general on a japanese anime forum so seriously you become clinically insane

maharishi raincoat weather today in rorkes favourite city

>>154493828
Still more sane than gonners in /box/ and dave in /epl/

Why are brits always the biggest schizos

>>154493772
Autismanon, if you actually want to save /cric/ instead of crying, become a chad and report every off topic post. its the only way
id do it but im too lazy

>>154493811
it's just countystreamsperg and it's been a while since he's had a full melty like this tbf so will hopefully have it out of his system soon

>>154493850
don't do this
you'll kill the genny

>>154493850
>just become a snitch bro
found the jeet

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>>154493840
main character energy

one can't help but notice countystreams has been lacking his usual county posts

>>154493757
that hanglet neek is bullying nobody

>>154493861
>kill the genny
BASED

>>154493885
All the above posts were zachy btw

>>154493885
just give him a sec, the man can't be expected to schizo melty and type out important countycric information at the same time. he'll get to it when he can

Dua is /ourgirl/ desu

Generals are actually the antithesis of 4chan when you think about it.

>>154493906
They were here too in the good old days
Then we got like 50 new jannies and they banned anything that wasn't a general

what is the thesis of 4chan

no discernible melodies

>>154493916
Naked women

>>154493916
anime

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certain /fa/let be like yes of course I will pay £500 for that

>>154493916
Naked anime women

>>154493757
>zachy bullies countystreams lad
It’s all made up in his head. All based on some cytube “meet” he organised which I never went to. I assume it was just him talking to himself.
>>154493885
I said in the last but one thread that I wasn’t going to do the streams and highlights posts anymore. I will probably do a final day post with all the highlights, to encourage more high quality on-topic posts.
>>154493850
>thinking reports work
Unless you’re reporting a crime, racism or if you are a janny it doesn’t work

Good morning to my dear brothers and sisters in the eternal struggle
Still a bit pissed off that my match yesterday was rained off, as soon as I played the crunching cover drive to the ropes to get off the mark I felt pretty comfortable and settled
Might go to Cheltenham Jazz Festival today, might not

>>154493938
Idk I get banned for off topic at least once per week

>>154493949
kek based shitposter

>>154493915
>>154493916
What I mean is: generals are effectively perpetual threads, like on a forum. Whereas usually a thread gets made, it either dies or reaches the bump and then is archived and deleted. The perpetuity of generals encourages off-topic posting, because of slow periods, and “personalities” because of the same anons posting in them; whereas traditional 4chan has been about the post not the poster and names and trips generally looked down upon.

I've decided this year that I'm going to stop playing like a cowardly poof and go back to the swashbuckling style of my youth

I will walk down the track to everything and either block it if it's good length and straight, or take a wild ugly swing at it in any other circumstance

That was good enough for me to get my top score of 140 as a 17 year old (a feat no junior at the club has matched in the 15 years since, as far as I can tell), so it's good enough for me now

>I will walk down the track to everything
you're probably facing a bunch of 60mph poofs then

corrr they giving away a free pack of 5 jam doughnuts at morrisons
got me meats, me beers and some strawberries too
set up for the day

>>154494031
Well obviously, I play mid-league Worcestershire club cricket
Was one lad who bowled at or near 80mph last year thoughever, but he was an anomaly

>>154493938
i miss your streams and highlights posts

fatty

>>154493938
>>154494073
Seconded, you provide a very good service to /cricket/, don't let zachy and his VPNs tell you otherwise

>>154494086
Kek make it more obvious mate

wu Yize can be a bit like glammylad at dinner
he just doesn't want to leave the table

>>154493938
wait, are you unironcially perturbed ?
quite unsettling

better than glammylad at a cricket match meetup he promised to show up for I suppose

>Everyone who thinks im crazy is zachy on a vpn
what has to happen in your life to get a person to this point?

>>154493931
not a Japanese brand but maharishi make good raincoats

the /fa/let think it's a Japanese brand

watching glammy

>>154494026
If it’s straight then just drive it
Also:
>bazballing it to disguise otherwise not great batting
Many such cases.

don't support Glammy me for me it's Port Talbot Town Cricket Club

>>154494086
definitely not countysperg samefagging

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>
who’s the schizo?

Shame to see Leicester with an inevitably large first innings deficit, I was hoping they’d do alright this season and, thought it would be Hampshire and Yorkshire that would be relegated. But such a poor choice as to field first does not bode well.

>>154493850
don't do this
you'll kill the janny through overwork

>>154493850
why would the poster who has been making 200 off-topic schizo posts over the last 2-3 threads report off-topic posts

what time is the snooker on lads

1pm

genuinely can't think of a single dua lipa melody
dire music

dire take
and a lie because you admitted to bopping your head to one kiss

let's be honest, if /cric/ were to have a theme song, it would probably be a dua lipa tune

>>154494337
If it's full and straight I'd probably try a lofted straight drive desu, but at a good length I'd be worrying about mistiming and dollying up a catch to mid on or mid off. If the bowling is fast enough I could try the conventional drive along the ground, but not sure I'd trust myself to play it properly against the slower ones, higher risk shot for little reward

>>154494477
dreadful song

>>154494484
so true

Ryan hadders on to bowl for glammy
immediately bit of chat in the middle
good ol' aussies

>SAME OLD AUSSIES

i unironically dont even consider one kiss a song
simply doesn't qualify

all i know about dua lipa and modern pop is from pointless, tipping point, and the chase
can't remember anything about dua lipa thoughbeit

zachy loves one kiss
more or less admitted this in the past
he's doing his whole 'too cool for simple pop music' gimmick

simply not true

Can spot a zachy post a mile off >>154494660

lel

Zachy mate is your sister single or what

I have 8 which one

You have an eighthead not 8 sisters

nothing wrong with it

peak zachy was about an 8 desu

Can you make a graph of your sisters with hotness out of 10 on the year axis and amount of money to be inherited on the x axis. Also show the dots in different colours based on current relationship status. Cheers

I appreciate people trying to keep the spirit of zachy alive, the "zachy posts" are always fun to read, but I wonder if the man himself will ever come back here

ohhh I don't know about that but thank you

>>154494487
>dollying it up
It’s why you have to play it along the ground always, which you have to do anyway to avoid a c.&b. (always an embarrassing form of dismissal).

upped the creatine dose to 10mg a day
bit sceptical of how hard creatine gets shilled, and I think i am a non responder physically anyway. creatine to me, seems to be far more effective for women

>Smith gone for 8
oh dear oh dear. Nice “batting wk” you got there England:
>mediocre batter
>mediocre keeper

creatine way more effective for vegetarians or women, in terms of building muscle

only time I've seen fin get good results are on zachy. not sure what happened there

hairy men are great responders to finasteride, there's a Japanese study on it

Another ton up for Gay

cameron winter will be hopping on it soon, unless he wants to end up like Billy corgan. which maybe he does

>>154494885
thought bard said his game was washed out though haha

moahammad Abbas update?

>>154494885
oooooh errrr *waves limp wrist in the air* bet he's always been good with a bat

>>154494851
>play it along the ground always
Unfortunately this falls firmly in the "cowardly poof" school of batting
I'm an ugly bazballer through and through

>c&b
I can't actually remember any time where I've been caught and bowled
Quite often been caught in the infield having mistimed a lofty blow thoughever, usually at mid off or cover, sometimes mid on

maybe I should try out for osbaldwick thirds
i can't really fit another physical pursuit in though

zachy's last bouldering update was about 6 months ago
practically retired at (non-*) V4 then. a decent short career for such a late starter desu

snooker beginning on bbc zacharius

>>154494932
You should definitely give it a go m8
Even if you've not picked up a bat since school it's still good fun, and I'm sure you'll enjoy the camaraderie and beer drinking culture of being a cricket club member
If you commit to the thirds it would take up your entire Saturday every week thoughever

These hard-nosed Yorkshiremen will probably bully you mercilessly for your limp-wristed southern poof tarq accent though
You'd have to be prepared for that

>>154494952
I've actually got slightly better last few months desu

Pretty obvious to anybody who knows anything about cricket that Rory Haydon should open the bowling for England

>>154494954
yeah it would be nice
definitely see myself as a bowler before a batsman

gwannnn glammy
few more wickies pls

>>154494952
A random stripper flashed a v5 on her first time bouldering. Zach is a fraud

>>154491687
Do any real irish play cricket or is it all prots

>>154494985
If you can just work on landing it straight 50% of the time then you'll take wickets for the 3rd XI

20mm max hangs good for revs on the ball as an off-spinner, and fingering

>>154494952
he's a chin up lad like me now (I got him into it)
much less reddity exercise

>>154494992
im not talented at it no, but I love it a lot which is a talent in itself. I still think I'll be a little bit good at it one day

>>154494999
Irish cricketers come in three varieties:
>Ulsterman
>South Africans
>Dubliners

another one last ball before lunch
132-5 ... cam on glammy

>>154495010
I can do more than 0.001% of the population
but it's challenging for me to actually get stronger nowadays as I don't spend any time in a calorific surplus really

*I can do less than
aha

not exactly hard doing body weight exercises when your body weighs 62kg

i weigh around 75kg

>>154494992
a v5 in Auckland is unironically a v2 in Newcastle

the japanese lad who did zachy's PB one handed at a london (heart of bouldering) gym really broke him
his 'online bullying of countystreamsperg' moment if you will

been listening to trailer trash by modest mouse a lot this weekend
somehow it's resonating with my numb, semi-tarq arse

>>154495294
he was a really good climber desu
best I have ever seen IRL
has a mythical status about him

The Wu Yize Show is the new Amir Show

women are all the same lads
you've fucked one hoe you've fucked em all

and there’s you not having fucked any

Cameron Winter- Heavy Metal is a very good album

>>154494952
jumped on the trend innit
bouldering's 15 minutes of fame is over now. hardly hearing about it in the mainstream at all anymore. it truly turned out to be the crossfit of gen z

nah I have genuinely got slightly better in the last few months
in search of lost time I do 20 mm max hangs

I've fucked many more than (you) zachary

can glammy get their 1st and only div 1 win
PLEASE

>>154496197
yeah but my 20mm max hang is higher

surreylad (huge tarq) having another larp sesh I see

gay men might be impressed with your 20mm "hanger" but women are far harder to please
I would know, I'm somewhat of an expert

And I will keep burning trash until the master comes around
And I would pound my masterpiece down flat between my hands
If it meant I could only roll again
You gotta let me roll down

>>154496338
''women are far harder to please''
this isn't true at all. in fact the opposite is true

spoken like a true incel
I'll stop responding

Pearsmen on track for our first loss of the season unless we get lucky with the rain

>our
>we

you're making your self out to have survived some kind of evolutionary bottleneck
congratulations..still doomed

women are more of a monolith

we're all watching the snooker

>>154496523
As an U14 triallist I have earned the right to consider myself part of the squad

zachy your boys starting to take a beating in the final mate

Glammy 536-7 dec
Hampshire now ALL OUT for 214
Get them back in lads

based
hampshire is an awful, awful county

very cringey and quite random gimmick
idiot

>>154496904
yeah Shaun Murphy is playing quite well
chinese-esque

early days though

where's good in Hampshire
nowhere
awful place

sussex is just so much better in every conceivable way

hampshire getting destroyed by Glamorgan
good

>sussex
>better than [place]
if you're literally gay, yeah

Aldermaston is the only place I've been to in Hampshire which I'd consider genuinely nice, but there MAY be others

its an awful county
Winchester is so soulless

isle of wight is part of Hampshire as well. well known for being paedo paradise

heard hampshire qts kept rejecting certain man on bumble (even though he pays £25 per month to get all the ultra boosts / visibility priority features etc)

insane cope

>Hampshire qts
lol

Isnt county cricket mong from Hampshire?

essex filth actually (like russell brand)

hampshire 2 down following on

get in

Nothing against countystreamslad but Essex surely has to be one of the grimmest counties going, just doesn't have any redeeming features

we're still elite and a far better county than gay suss*x could ever dream of being

>>154497789
It has some nice villages
both are shit but I would rather live in essex than Hampshire

>>154497789
southend on sea is the grimmest place in the UK, maybe even Europe

All these soulless southeastern counties arguing among themselves when it's obvious to any impartial observer of county dynamics that it's only the West Mercian superpowers (Worcestershire, Herefordshire, Shropshire, and MAYBE Gloucestershire) that retain the last vestiges of genuine Englishness

bet barf hasn't even read Real England by Paul Kingsnorth

>barf
foy

>Writing in The Guardian, Nicholas Lezard says of the book, "I occasionally say of a book that it is important, and that everyone should read it; this time I say so more emphatically than ever."

If the Guardian have praised it then surely he can't have called out mass immigration, which is the greatest threat to the continuation of English culture
Does look like quite an interesting read though
Written in 2008, when things were nowhere near as bad as they are now - can only assume the author has now topped himself

not necessarily true desu, sometimes a guardian review can flie under the radar

bowen's a bit of a marxist really

Grandfather Bowen's (F) wealth should be distributed to Glammylad

I don't understand. why?

the wealth should go to sister bowen after the flat in dork over house in london episode (aka blunder of the century)

I don't like big cities
and there is something sylvan, bucolic and pristine about York

>flat
how many times? bedsit

>>154498450
meds then bed

any test cricket on in the next 5 years? ffs

I think if Afghanistan toured england tomorrow Afghanistan would probably win

the think is low energy boomers are still in charge of test cricket, so we never actually get to watch any cricket

since when did China play snooker?

just played a good game of chess

another wicky 4 down now
cam on glammy

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5 down

Worcestershire embarrassing themselves again

let's go Glammy lad
my brawd

>>154500456
get in

And you can make the cobras dance
but not me

don't spin music made by the offspring of degenerates anymore me

good day lads
hampshire finish 118/5 trailing by 204
light rain tomorrow... hopefully >we can get that 1st win

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a bit of open marriage never hurt anyone

the greatest songwriter of this generation simply happens to be a jew from a degenerate home

Fuck's sake Pearsmen, that's an absolutely dire capitulation
Glad I went out for a run instead of watching that final session
Got completely soaked during said run thoughever, absolutely chucked it down

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winter snr literally looks like this

wu Yize looking good again

that wrinkly Anglo Chris woakes is In the crowd at the snooker lads

Cameron Winter's mum is fit though to be honest
I would definitely shag her

face a bit bogged desu

>Cameron Winter's mum will never fetishise your intact, unmutilated penis
why even live

My real hot take is that cricket has overexpanded not just in franchise cricket but also in internationals. Turning on a random ipl game and there are five guys on the field that you have never heard of. Same thing with the T20 WC. I'm happy for the associates but it's hard to give af about multiple mediocre teams. Twenty years ago if you turned on the cricket you were guaranteed that you were seeing the best of the best, now it's a lot of filler in the name of content

>five guys

monty panesar in the crowd too
snooker is way closer to cricket than t20 is

there's a boy
his name is wu Yize
he's the one I dream about

>>154502705
cricket peaked when the mercantile mutual trust series was on

5guys *sips* now thats a tasty burger

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few beers?

five guys is the dua lipa of burgers
no discernible melody or flavour

https://www.wired.com/story/geese-chaotic-good-marketing-industry-plant/

certain man been trying to not slip into negative equity on his bedsit by shilling some nepo baby jew band

>>154503870
https://youtu.be/2F8OJh-75aA?si=WCskazijL7tLphIy


why on earth would I buy a bedsit

dont understand why you think I would buy a bedsit
very strange gimmick. is this what the UK has come to? even a tarq like me can only buy a bedsit?

>>154503944
junkie music

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https://www.thisismoney.co.uk/money/mortgageshome/article-15716157/The-death-one-bedroom-flat-rung-property-ladder-collapsed-sellers-facing-BIG-losses.html
he's shilling harder now his source of pocket money dried up

UKoids are obsessed with property
it's pathetic

>>154504262
lol Martin lewis told you it's true so it's true
how about if I just never decide to sell
what then, retard

The largest known entity in the observable universe is the Hercules-Corona Borealis Great Wall, a galaxy filament stretching roughly 10 billion light-years across. Scientists estimate it is between 1/10th and 1/80th the size of the blunder zachary rhys bowen made by purchasing a bedsit in dork

knew Wu Yize was going to win this world championship
I should have stuck 10k on it

>>154505482
it's not a a bedsit
and where else would you buy in england part from York lmao
im ahead of the game really

gm based retards

you live in nz
you lost

oh did we lose to bangladesh again lmao? grim

>trying to pay off a mortgage on a depreciating-in-value bedsit by being paid £0.01 per post to shill a jew nepo baby rock band on a dying anime image forum
Curious to see how this pans out

>so desperate to be le ebin contrarian on /cric/ he doesn't buy in london and loses 10s of millions in the long term

Tfw When you cummed but she keep sucking

Bedsit depreciation is worst in London since WFH tanked the demand

Zachy mate are you gonna renovate the bedsit with your inheritance? You might even be able to upgrade to a studio apartment

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>>154494484
we're a pinkpantheress genny

what's the assumption we're working with here?
that if we make enough posts directly addressing zachy he'll suddenly reappear and respond to them even though he hasn't been here in over 6 months?

sending lots of /hoc/ your way thank me later

>>154512259
thanks but im hetero

>>154512259
thanks i'm gay

>>154508501
kek
pretty sure theres a pic out there of someone reading a book at one of their shows
certainly the pseuds choice of band

Addicted to porn lads

Sitting in the garage drinking a beer and listening to Ænima

beer taste better when you tell everyone about it

is there anything that tastes better if you keep it to yourself and dont tell anyone?

Cock if you're a closeted homosexual

bedsits don't have a separate bedroom

I wish zachy was a good guy and let me crash at his place when im over there. Doubt he will though, he just isnt a thoughtful friend

>>154513789
theres no spare room mate, happy to top and tail with him?

>>154513725
does cock have a taste? wouldve assumed its like licking your arm

yeah it tastes like arm

>>154513815
Was thinking I can take the bed and he can sleep on the couch or the ground like a good friend would

i have a brand new theory about the whereabouts of zachy but i'm not willing to share it just yet

Alex Jones level conspiracy theory inbound

>couch
FOY

property advert for a bedsit will quite literally say 'bedrooms-0'

Oh yeah zachy probably just has a beanbag or something. Just the one because he doesnt have guests

nah a posh futon at least

/cric/ is a settee general

what time is the snooker on lads?

definitely need to do some weighted pull-ups today

>>154513943
morning glammylad

If I were looking to discuss the cricket, would I be in the right place?

come back in 2 hours champ
we'll watch the county criccy together

a simple no would have sufficed

toil looms lads

Time to fire up the ol' moka pot