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Playoff Emsneed has beaten more 50 win teams in the Post Season than Brikola Chokic
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KWAB(oston) <- is this anything?
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it's kind of wild how hyped boston was when you look at how hilariously ass their roster is outside of their two wings. bunch of literal who shitters. i don't follow regular season basketball but i still knew they were frauds when i saw those names, mahfuggas like sam hooser and garzo or whatever, just fking lol
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>emGOAT averaging 28/9/7 these playoffs
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>>154492545
man brown blocked embiid like three times. stop making fun of him
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>>154492551
And how many rings did that get him?
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>>154492576
nugshits woulda gotten swept by the raptors lol
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>>154492576
Nobody respects Brickola Chokic after he was a bus rider against the Lakers. Murray and KCP won them that ring
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>>154492572
I legit think its some scam shit the media does with gambling to get retarded peoples money, the roster has too many literal whos on it.
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nuggets choke, boston choke, they always come in three
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>>154492593
probably the cavs
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>>154492585
>a bus rider led the entire postseason in points, rebounds and assists
That's some fucking bus he was on
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>>154492605
>didn't watch the games
wow who would have thought a NBA "fan" didn't watch the games
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>>154492593
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jayson tatum has quit on his team two postseasons in a row
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East is kino this year. 3 game 7s in the first round. A likely knicks finals, embiid finally winning an inpressive series. You love to see it.
West has been not as good. Thunder and Spurs destroyed their opponents. Lakers vs Rockets was fun but couldve been even better but no Luka, KD, Adams, FVV. Nuggets implosion was painful but thats only me
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i'm happy for all you embiidsisters - truly wish him good health - but pump the breaks please. let's not forget that in his peak prime, his best opportunity to ever make a conf finals was thwarted by a 5'10" 130 lb gae young who has since been unceremoniously booted from his team
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>>154492576
olympic golds > nba rings. do you need to be reminded that embiid put the clamps on jokic in the serbia vs usa game?
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How could this happen
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>>154492613
>man that nigga brown really thought that he was you
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TIL Master P didn't even play college basketball. He was just trying out for NBA teams into his 30s.
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>>154492613
gaysun gaytum was hurt. if he's not permanently fucked for life they trade brown and build around him
>>154492615
bawbic getting sonned was kino
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i still can't believe we won. i was 100% expecting pritchard to go apeshit and hit some crazy shots those last 5 minutes, but brown just kept the ball the whole time
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>>154492593
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>>154492624
ben simmons threw. you cant win when you have a mentally ill schizo throwing the game on purpose
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>smelltics
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I wouldnt call him a bad person but Brown seems like a salty ass bitch.
Always throwing shade at Tatum and how hes the real star (his teams on off and record everything was better without him).
Happy to give guys like luka praise because the wannabe genius thinks no one understands he does it to raise his own stock.
Loses and immediately seethes about Embiid who he claimed was a net negative to the team
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brown is gone yawnis is goin to the celtics
you know it i know it everyone knows it
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>>154492661
Nobody goes to the Celtics by choice. They treat their players like cattle. We all saw what they did to Isaiah Thomas
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>>154492572
They started winning games when half the NBA started tanking around December; it's when third party and actual NBA scouts revealed that the incoming draft is going to be loaded.

ESPN also pushing the Jaylen Brown for MVP narrative got into his head and thought he's going to get a vote over SGA, Jokic, Luka, etc.

Even if the draft is weak they should have tanked at least for a top 10-14 pick with Tatum not showing up until 2026 opening night.
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>>154492532
Petefag disappeared after his inCeltics lost kek
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>>154492660
That shit he said about bronny not being ready to those wnba players was some snake activity
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>>154492661
>instead of one hobbled star player Celtics now have 2 hobbled star players
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>>154492678
Good and probably had a heart attack too.
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If Ben Simmons could shoot like me, he'd literally be top 10 all time.
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>>154492661
brown has zero trade value
gonna be hilarious watching their front office pawn him to the bucks and nuggets along with white and pritchard
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>>154492576
He about to win a real one, Chokic can keep his mickey mouse zero 50 win ring.
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>>154492708
to smart people he has zero trade value
to retards he's top 3 mvp nigga shiet
doc rivers is probably holding the bucks gm at gunpoint demanding he gets him brown for giannis as we speak
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>>154492708
he won't fit in cities like milwaukee or denver. he's a black chud. he believes in nation of islam shit and hates whites. he belongs in memphis or atlanta
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oh my god

we did it
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>>154492700
Welcome back, Seung-Hui Cho
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>>154492625
>olympic golds > nba rings
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I might be jumping to conclusions but bar a major trade it seems bostons title window is closing.
We could be witnessing the rise of the Magic and Hornets from now on.
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>>154492731
How did Kyrie become best friends with Luka then?
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>2 of the top 4 playoff ppg leaders are on the same team
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>>154492717
He's about to lose in the second round after getting injured like he literally always does
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>>154492758
>I might be jumping to conclusions but bar a major trade it seems bostons title window is closing.
???
they already won one ring even if its an asterisk
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Brad Stevens will ship Jaylen Brown for Cupcake snek...and both he and Tatum will remain injured for most of next season :)
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>>154492767
Yeah with jrue and tingus. Now they got more salary in a tatum whos lost a step and a brown whos probably not letting go of being the face of the team. White is good but not getting better. Rest of the sqaud is probably role players for life
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>>154492758
magic have no picks so it looks grim
pistons, hornets, wizards, pacers, hawks, all look like they have good futures
knicks/magic/cavs are in win now mode
celtics can easily trade their stars for picks and enter a rebuild. they should have already traded jb this year and tanked lol
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Biggest PR hits of the post season

----Jokic
--Murray
--Mad Magazine looking ass Nuggets coach
--Entire Celtics team
---------Derrick White
+Emsneed
++Maxey
++Edgecombe
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>>154492789
both of them can be shipped out of boston and they'll milk that title run just like how the 2008 team did
their forced duo is a dud and saved by pingus and jrue
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Who's going to babysit murray if chokic left?
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>>154492765
Stay right there when the Process is complete. I will be expecting a filled apology form from all Brikola Chokic fans.
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>>154492763
kyrie is based and specifically hates jews
brown comes at it from an sjw angle
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>>154492807
Its crazy how far jokic has fallen this post season, its really over for him.
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>>154492758
zero chance for hornets until they move off melo. there's a lot of retarded players in the league, but lamelo is a special level retarded that few others reach. kid is braindead

>>154492732
ever since he hung my nigga russ out to dry by scoring 5 points in an elimination game and getting torched by a rookie bitchell, playoff piss must apologize to me for life

>>154492717
this the same emshiiet that once scored 0 points in a game against the raptors? lel. if celtics could have managed to keep horford this series would have been a breeze, horford always put embiid in the torture chamber. it was so bad that philly signed him that one year to avoid playing against him
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>>154492814
Hey, there is always next season! KEKAROO
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>>154492575
Who won da game fuck nigga
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This dude blew a 3-1 lead for saying stupid things to LeGOAT's son
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>>154492816
The same Emsneed that never beat the Celtics in the Post Season. Yeah that Emvpiid.
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>>154492832
Bronny got more playoff wins than the Jays kek.
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>>154492832
Bronny should get his lick back right now while everyone is cooking him
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>>154492814
Advanced stats gimmick died this post season.
Jokic is a fraud and the LELtics that relied on memechuking choked 4 games in a row because of """"""""""""advanced stats"""""""""""""
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>>154492812
Hmm, I wonder what's more likely to happen
>the same thing that always happens
>the thing that never happens
But yeah, go ahead. Bet it all on "never" and and see how that works out for you
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>>154492576
Jokic should go to the east if ever he wants out. East will always be Leastern conference. If ever he gets exposed its over for him
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Tatum's knees are gone and he's making $55+ mil
Brown is a B+ player and is the 2nd/3rd best player in a championship team, he ain't that guy and is also making $50+ mil a year
White is overpaid and has declined severely after the AS break
Their new owner isn't a bajillionaire and will cut loose to prevent paying the luxury and apron tax
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>>154492842
The Death of VORP
Brootal, unfortunately being a dawg is more important than gay nerd stats and chucking up 3s. Sixers Raptors ECFs. See you there leafbros.
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>>154492848
Wolves are going there soon so thats a bad idea
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This is not a rivalry..we always kick their ass
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>>154492832
lebron is such a fucking moron, lmao. "respectful, besides that shit he said about bronny"...as in the valid observation he remarked privately to someone he was attending the game with, when he had no idea he was on camera and people would be lip reading him?
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>>154492846
> emsneed has never beaten the Celtics in the Post Season
> emnseed has never made it out the second round
> emsneed has never played in a ECF before
> emsneed cannot win a chip
> emsneed ACK
Like I said, get the form ready. I have seen the script. The Process is complete.
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what's the play for each game here, /nba/
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>>154492857
Chokic...
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>>154492850
>being a dawg is more important than gay nerd stats and chucking up 3s.
Then how come the "dawg" Wolves and Sixers have yet to win anything but the VROPlord and memechucking Celtics did?
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>Advanced stats died this 'yoffs
>Memechucking died 'this yoffs
Silvuh...
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>>154492814
It should've been over 2 years ago when he choked the 20 point lead. His fanboys tried to pretend his second choke against OKC was actually a win, even though Chokic played like dogshit for half the series and was saved by his roleplayers, but there's no coming back from losing to a team missing 4 rotation players, including it's best player, because of his dogshit defense being called out and exploited. Even then you'll still have a few bawb stragglers trying to blame Murray as if we didn't watch Conekic get bitched by Gogurt and all of the Wolves guards all series.
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>>154492881
Zoomer, I know it's hard to hear this, but if you only have 1 ring you aren't shit and if you have 0 playoff series unless you have home court advantage then you definitely aren't an all time great
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>>154492869
raptors and pistons both comfortably cover the spread. i will screenshot this
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Adam Morrison has more rings than Chokic
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>>154492891
I havent seen any of these cats try and defend it, jokic really destroyed his legacy
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>>154492850
>>154492881
sixers are a statjeet team. they were one of the first organizations to go full retard with that shit. they were paying jj reddit like $25mil a year at one point
their current players like paul george, embiide, edgecombe etc dont give a fuck about that shit but the entire organization is all pozzed with statjeetery
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>>154492886
Refball is still alive
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>>154492881
Nuggets against 50+ win teams status?
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>>154492891
Murray is a bum and jokic is a fraud. Let's not pretend Murray wasnt shit
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>>154492881
VORPcels faced zero dawgs on their way to beat an 8th seed in the Finals. We have seen how the Nuggies perform against even bench players that get zero minutes but have maximum dawg.
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Mazzulla genuinely doesn’t know ball
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>>154492917
VJ Edgecomb & Maxey are those niggas sorry to tell you that. Emsneed is playing through an abdomen surgery while Gaytum was sitting out due to a blown bussy and healthy Chokic was getting out dawged by My 2k Create Characters.
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VJ has been asked to do an insane amount as a rookie in his first playoff series and he's been unshakeable, what an absolute dawg. Wonder what this team would look like if that weak minded loser Ace Bailey was drafted instead.
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>advanced stats dead
Yeah....JJ + ChatGPT winnning it all...
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>>154492903
i am leaning raps spread for sure and maybe on under points on the ORL-DET game
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>>154492927
At least Murray carried his team to a ring. Without Murray Lakers would have swept the Nuggets and Chokic would be seen as a fraud by everyone not just true hoopers
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>>154492933
Total Memechuck death.
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>>154492927
He was shit, but if the team is dying on Jamal Murray performances then that says more about his importance to the team than Jokic's. Jokic should've been going for 40+ but instead Rudy had him shook.
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>>154492933
Honestly from all the meme quotes Mazzulla gives out, end of the day he really does just give off "3 is more than 2 so just shoot more 3s than 2s" coaching. If any leltics fans are still here and haven't run from the blitz, I'd like to know if I'm right or not.
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>>154492933
Gonna be real awkward when he wins it and then he gets fired the same day kek
Good thing the award won't come until next round where there may be some last minute "voting" left
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>>154492943
>>154492941
VJ and maxey are based retards
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>>154492943
He's him, he should have been RoTY but people are obsessed with holo stats Pooper and regular season Konjob.
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>>154492953
>it doesnt matter if your second option goes 4-17
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>>154492865
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>>154492964
VJ has something that MJ and Kobe have and something that LeBron and Jokic will never have and that is a killer instinct
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>>154492974
Kobe went 6-24 in Game 7 of a NBA Finals and willed his team to victory by doing everything else at an elite level. No excuses for Chokic getting OWNED by Rudy and losing to a team missing 3 starters
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>>154492949
Memechucking is one thing. Being so stubborn about playing through Jaylen Brown is another. Everyone’s calling this an L for advanced stats but it’s really the opposite in that sense
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>>154492976
Stay right there, when the Process is complete.
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>>154492974
If you're getting a 28 point game out of Cam then it shouldn't.
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>>154492976
Can the Knicks hold off on their regularly scheduled postseason choke long enough to keep the 76ers out of the ECF though?
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>>154492764
SGA has been so efficient wtf.
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>>154492992
In their defense Scam Johnson has way less aura than Curious Mike.
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Hey InCeltic fans where you at? You spout all the BS shit when you're up 3-1.

>>154492856
>>154492856
I would prefer New Orleans over Twolves to the east
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pussy ass east coast niggas already shlleeeping lmfao
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>>154492987
That's just standard Mazulla retardation. The fact they attempt more than 150 3s in this series is why the Inceltics memechunking themselves out of this series is a testament to the 3 > 2 retardation that stemmed from stat-tards.
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>>154492931
Maybe some of those other teams should have beaten the 8th seed then since it was so easy
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>>154492987
6ers/celtics were a statjeet civil war. 6ers are oldschool statjeets that believe you should have a big man in the paint, celtics are newschool smallball statjeets that believe in the positionless basketball meme and having 5 shooters on the floor always
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>wake up
>can't win without Taytum
well as I expected.
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>>154493012
to me if you actually do the math, a team shooting 30% from 3 would lose 100% of the time to a team shooting 50+% from 2
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>>154492998
It's funny since he had a 5/18 game and then a 15/18 game
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>>154493022
Tatum bitched out and let JB get thrown under the bus. How's that make you feel, bong?
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>>154493019
Yup, not every team can be as lucky as Denver getting competition that easy.
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>>154492994
The Knicks choke some of the time, Embiid fails every time
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>>154493033
I don't fuck with any of these loser teams.
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Why is it so easy to root against today's NBA "stars"? Is it because they're coddled and lazy crybabies? Is it because they get paid ridiculous amounts of money? Is it because the way they play is soft? I have no problem rooting against every single all star
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From reading /nba/ the past 2 weeks, the objective marker has come to this:

Lakies 2020 ring>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Nuggies 2023 ring
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>>154493021
Except if the Celtics were principled statjeets they’d play Brown less. Presti wouldve traded Brown years back
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>>154493043
ZASED
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>>154493044
they dont play defense and they have no creativity on offense
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>>154493034
Except the entire eastern conference had 3 rounds to do it that year and none of them could do it so maybe it wasn't that easy
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>>154493044
Because they are younger than you now
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>>154493044
go to sleep unc
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>>154493060
I have no issue rooting for the stars in other sports though. MLB and NHL guys are easy to like and NFL guys I respect
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OKC have the easiest ring win ever.
what shitter team from the east is beating OKC????
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>>154493047
>Lakies 2020 ring>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Nuggies 2023 ring

Kek. You're pushing it anon. Nuggies swept our asses back in 2023.
Here's your >you you attention seeking faggot lol
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>>154493054
u mean stevens?
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>>154493066
My Lakies will sweep them in 7
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>>154493063
You'll be my age WAAAAAY faster than you think
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>>154493044
Maybe check out the non-stars performance then because I think some of them were commendable. I like how Smart, Brooks and Oubre played.
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>>154493044
>The "stars"
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>>154493067
>2023
>when we had DLMAO, Can'tmakea3Asely, WHOBamba, and Scrotum
Holy shit take that trip off pinoy don't ever rep Lakers ever again. If I catch you here again nigga...
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Even if you adjust for 3pt variation COMPLETELY, they still lost the Brown without Pritchard minutes badly. There are deeper issues than just memechucking
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>>154493044
It's not exactly that they make absurd amounts of money, it's that they make such absurd amounts while being 10x lazier and whinier than previous generations were. They have it better than any players ever did and a lot of them still have this entirely unjustified victim mentality. It's unseemly
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>>154493089
Tim Hortons doesn't hire blacks, only jeets and the occasional white teenager
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>>154493095
LMAOOOOOOOOOO I even forgot we had Ham. Lmao don't even fucking (You) me or allude to me, nigga.
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>>154493066
Actually OKC beat 2 50-win teams so it's harder than Denver's
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>>154493078
I'm already older than you, nephew.
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>>154492869
I don't want to touch either of the MLs. I took some bullshit on the ORL-DET over, and then on Cade, Jalen and Jalen over on P/R/A. I think that'll be a battle. CLE-TOR I don't feel adequately informed to bet.
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>>154493109
NO THEY ONLY BEAT ONE
SHUT UP
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>>154493117
The Pacies had 50 wins as well, Nuggbros. It's Jover.
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>>154493085
I enjoy watching the guys who are actual DAWGs like Caruso, VJ, Smart, Hachimura, Divincenzo, Maxey. I don't give a shit about stats, that's for people who never played ball. I care about hustle, toughness, clutch and hard worker. These players I listed play a winning style of basketball and have good fundamentals without relying too much on athleticism
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>>154492958
leltics??? Any answers?
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>>154493109
>Denver's ring is fake because they didn't play any good teams
>OKC's ring is real because they *did* have to play good teams
>Good teams like, uh....Denver
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>>154493103
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>>154493127
My opinion of Caruso kinda lowered because of how he played in last year's 'yoffs but I think he still plays a lot of that winning basketball. VJ and Maxey know what they're good at and stick with that, so I guess that winning basketball.
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>>154493139
OKC's ring is fraudulent and everyone knows the Pacers would have won if Haliburton didn't get hurt
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>>154493140
Coincidentally the last time nuggies were relevant, but don't let /nba/ hear this...
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>>154493127
statjeets are obsessed with 3&D guys. Thats why they give paul george and derrick white max contracts
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>>154493139
The T-Wolves had 49 wins but since they are dawgs they get the gracious bump into honorary 50 win status. But I guess Denver technically also had 50 wins so we'll call it 2.5 50-win team ring.
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>>154493172
Lonzo was sabotaged by his pop's shoes
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>>154493139
Denver was better than any team in the 2023 playoffs
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Ethical Caruso
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>>154493095
>>154493103
I'm always here nigger keep on crying nigger lol
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>>154493172
jewtubers don't know ball, not a single one.
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>>154493172
Didn't even shoot 70% from the line in college
>curry
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>>154493161
The thing is people saw what the Oakland A's and Billy Beane did in the early 2000s with their shift to focus on stats that other teams weren't using. Teams started to copy them and the A's have largely been irrelevant since because they no longer have an advantage. Instead of seeing the end result, teams in the NBA thought that the same thing would translate to a team sport with a lot more variables. Unfortunately guys like Daryl Morey who brought this cancer into the NBA didn't account for is the intangibles that you can't teach like clutch and DAWG
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>>154493186
Don't be pushing narratives next series nigga. We all see where your ass lies.
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>>154493189
I wanna punch that AMHoops faggot
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>>154493103
>we

Good to have you on our laker side faggot fucking KEK
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>>154493224
The Carl's Jr. Asian girl is bad as hell, what her name.
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>>154493224
>pinoy lacks the reading comprehension to realize I'm a LAKERS NIGGA
Go to shleeeeeeeeeep nigga don't fucking (You) me don't fucking allude to me nigga.
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>>154492807
--Rockshits youth roster*
---Udoka
+Gobear
+Jaden McDaniels
*KD didn't play enough this postseason to change pr but he's still at his lowest
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>>154493233
You were already beside her in that pic, why didn't you ask her?
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>>154493224
i will NEVER not lmfao @ that pic. that is the most BRUTAL skullmogging in the history of vertebrates
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>>154493245
All the first round exits so far have been absolutely humiliating and massive aura losses. Funnily enough Shooker probably got off the lightest despite getting swept.
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>>154493244
Keep on crying. You'll always be my bitch LOL!

>>154493211
I'm all in the lakers you're just a try-hard faggot. I'm here since 2020 repping the lakers keep on crying and LeHating lol

>>154493233
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>>154492532
You know what the funny thing is about this 50 win mem? It only exists because BABBs had to find some way to discredit Jokic's championship since they were butthurt that the white guy won. But if you value series wins over teams with 50+ wins Luka is the king of that stat because he beat a 62 win Suns team, a 57 win OKC team and 56 win Timberwolves team.

The stat you fags invented to invalidate one fat slav just validates another, It's all BAWBs all the way down. Deal with it
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>>154493244
you are now aware that the pinoy poster pounds trans girls with penises

a tad gay if you ask me
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>>154493261
>I'm here since 2020
LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO get you BITCH ASS outta here nigga drop that trip
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>>154493204
To me, it's also that a single player's willpower, drive, or DAWG if you want to call it that, can impact a basketball game wayyy more than football or baseball. So stats are well and good, but an off night or a softness of play in one game can make or break a series in the NBA. As we are currently seeing.
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>>154493253
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>>154493268
i thought that was the czech flag this whole time. sorry, i can't be assed to keep up with non-superpower flags
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>>154493251
Based peeeenooiisse
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>>154493259
I read that shirt as "obsess over Guinness" at first. I should drink less.
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>>154493284
he says he is in pinoyland for the easy bussy and posted a picture of his "girl" last night with a bulge
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>>154493271
>he seething now

Keep on crying and ask that laker girl out you fucking midget lol
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>>154493253
antony joshua vs jarrell miller is a brutal skullmog so bad joshua got the fight cancelled after they stood face to face
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>>154493277
that's quite the frame mog no doubt, but it's a little more understandable to get mogged by wilt chamberlain and andre the giant versus some cheerleaders lmao
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>>154493292
>>154493268
Based anons remember my name.
Lakers in 5!
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>>154493298
>SEAmonkey calling anyone a midget
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>>154493256
Shooker had no legacy on the line considering OKC thoroughly outclass the Suns in theory so he was playing with house money. Wanted to put + on Dillon but there wasn't enough juice to make it work despite his teams being worse after he leaves for the second time in a row.
Also Duren has a - on the line if he continues his bum streak as Pistons get eliminated
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Who you got?
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>>154493309
https://www.nytimes.com/athletic/7247833/2026/05/02/lebron-james-lakers-2026-playoffs/
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>>154493310
>he thinks I'm a SEAMonkey

newfaggot lol
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>>154493309
>For his teammates, James continues to create the moments that they'll remember for the rest of their lives
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>>154493309
kd would have been like get off my dick stalin
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>>154493344
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>>154493341
>he's the resident tranny fucker
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>>154493309
Reaves is young and naive. LeBron is a very fake and will never contact him again once he no longer needs Reaves
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>>154493344
not beating the pedophile allegations
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>>154493332
Lakers in 5!
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>>154493332
>Magic over Pistons
>Cavs over Raptors

>Cavs over Magic
>Thunder over Lakers
>Spurs over Timbs
>Knicks over Sixers

>Knicks over Cavs
>Spurs over Thunder

>Spurs over Knicks
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>>154493353
I take that as a compliment. Shit was always cash
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I think 90% of NBA fans will agree with me when I say cancel the entire playoffs and just have OKC play San Antonio for the title. No need to waste everyone else's time
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>>154493095
ngl schoeder was actually decent, basically a worse version of smart but still servicable
dlo on the other hand was shit when he didn't have complete cones like curry and klay in front of him
also bamba was such a disappointment, crazy that the biggest thing he's ever done in his career was have a popular song about him
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>>154493414
Schroder was fine but fucked up betting on himself, but that was good for the lakies so no real +/- there, but mostly everyone else was already getting scraped
>>154493404
nigga if I see you again these 'yoffs threads reppin my team...
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>>154493353
holy shit jared "demolisher of brick simmons" dudley sighting
god I miss that 2020 team, crazy to see how much the team has changed over 5 years
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>>154493404
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>>154493406
Spurs aren't beating the Timberwolves. The experience gap is too much.
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>>154493290
And so does Luka
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>>154493443
I'm always here so keep on crying faggot ;)
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>>154493443
>Schroder was fine but fucked up betting on himself

Not as fucked up as you faggot LMAOOOO
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>>154493447
The Spurs will not only beat the Wolves, but win a title before the Wolves ever will
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>>154493467
>>154493474
LakerNAYSH sees your traitorous ass, nigga. We ain't gonna come to your help when your ass gets blitzed
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>>154493496
I don't need you faggot keep on crying LOL
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>>154493447
I want the Twolves to teach that lanky ass alien a lesson. But no Ant is tough.
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>>154492764
>dillon brooks above jokic
Jokic should team with brooks and MPJ in brooklyn
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Just waking up, no spoilers please but please tell me the Celtics won
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>>154493532
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>[Carmelo Anthony]:"Shoutout to Nico Harrison for seeing this right here for understanding his vision," Anthony said on Monday night's episode of NBA Showtime. "Whatever happened, how it happened, Dallas got something back. They got the number one pick, they got a rookie who led the squad in points, rebounds, assists, and steals. Like you said, MJ is the only other person to do that, so when you start talking about Cooper's ceiling and a young face of this league, in this NBA, it's Cooper Flagg."
Nicosisters... VINDICATION
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>>154493537
I fucking knew we should’ve traded the big three sooner. Did KG shit the bed?
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>>154493510
>>154493521
LAKUHNAYSH, this pinoy ain't with us
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>>154493532
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>>154493543
>>154493543
>Retard thinks 4chan is his personal army

you fucking faggot always have me crackin LMAOOO
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>nigga thinks anyone is on his side
keeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeek
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https://youtu.be/xQAxhi44VNw?si=R823BJJoDm73Y1-h
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>JB shifting blame to Tatum in post game interviews
Bros I can't wait to see this shit get nasty in the 'yoffszn
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>>154493540
Yeah congrats on participating in that rig job Nico, too bad you got fired for it.
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>>154493582
His first/second/third streams will be legendary
He might keep the mask up for one or two but his seethe will come out eventually
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Would your nba team visit the Trump in the White House if they win the chip this year?
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So Tatum rushed back from his injury, only to not play in the most important game, and for what?
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niggas is fake demons
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If OKC makes it out of the west they win the chip, but Spurs will be tough. If Spurs make it out, Knicks and maybe even Phili could give them real issues.
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>>154493661
The Lakers would eliminate both the Knicks and Philly be real anon. Nobody in the Least has a chance this year
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>>154493661
There isn't a single eastern conference team that could win it all
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>>154493657
>number crunching
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>>154493657
But threes are the issue
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>>154493571
I wont defend Ime much, but what can he really do? His 40 mpg floor general is hurt, his best offensive player quit on the team after blowing up team chemistry with burner accounts, and the guy who gives them consistent offensive rebounds is hurt. He's relying on Reed Sheppard to run an offense. I don't even think 2018 Brad Stevens could have done anything with this roster.
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Reddit: The Playoff Series
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>>154493728
We all wanna see Wemby bitched
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>>154493728
They gonna tear that alien to shreds
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Wemby looks like a newborn trying to open his eyes after smashing his face on the floor.
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>MJ couldn't win until he was unc status

this y'alls goat?
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>>154493785
he couldnt win until they changed the rules to help him
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so is this kinda like the wnba but with guys?
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>>154493657
black people dont believe in advanced analytics anyways so this only makes him cooler and better
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>>154493799
Probably more testosterone in the wnba though
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>>154493809
terrible. just terrible.
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>>154493808
based black people
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>>154493825
its voodoo white devil magic
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kobe hasn’t been active in the media lately where has he been
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Imo if you dont like stats then youre not autistic enough for 4chan and should go to twitter and talk with fellow 80 iq BABBs
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>>154493836
Cuba
>>154493838
reddit's more your speed, bawby
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>>154493838
go back to r/nba and never return here. 4chan is an eye test kind of place because we actually watch the games unlike your reddit friends
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>>154493809
Mvp power bottom
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>>154493848
>>154493862
>t. 80 iq BABBs
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still cant believe the celtics traded for Vucevic lmao

Its if like the warriors traded for Capela mid season completely out of character move
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>>154493871
>t. never dunked a basketball and thinks the NBA rules never changed
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>>154493871
stats are the heart and soul of every sports discussion. Only with nba fans does it turn gay about aura and other wack shit
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>>154493880
>stats are the heart and soul of every sports discussion
according to who, you? Nobody gives a fuck about stats except the people who don't watch the games but try to sound smart like as if they did. The only thing that matters in the NBA is the last 5 minutes of the game. If you don't agree with that, don't ever return here
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>>154493880
Like I said, they're not autistic enough, too low iq
>>154493878
I'm actually athletic
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>>154493871
>>154493880
stats are for midwit pseuds who dont understand the game. any redditor can repeat some stats and think he's smart. in reality it's pointless trivia and he knows nothing
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>>154493893
>didn't call me a liar
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Is jxmyhighroller a negro?
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>>154493897
dunked on that BAWB and dragged your nuts all over his face
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>>154493898
The implication being that I can and have dunked
>>154493897
Yet whenever there's an actual basketball discussion you contribute nothing
>>154493904
Mixed race iirc
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I love stats. My favorite ones in hoop are
>points
>rebounds
>assists
>steals
>blocks
>field goals attempted 2’s and 3’s
>field goals made 2’s and 3’s
>free throws attempted
>free throws made
>fouls per player
>players heart rate
>players BMI
Add all that up plus the eye test and I’m the best scout ever. You’re welcome
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>>154493878
I could dunk on 8.5’ easy. Should’ve kept working to 9’ and then 10’ to be on the And1 crew
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>>154493911
I too dunked on a Fisher Price basket
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toss in an ol 28.5 and I jus might slam that bitch ya heard
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>>154493657
>Celt's have a good bench mob

Yeah we know
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>>154493927
This would go crazy on twitter, they're really your people
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step into my office
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>>154493911
All you care about is oogah boogah wignat shit so you use stats as a crutch to shill your guys. Imagine being so mindbroken by blacks and jews you turn into one
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>>154493911
>Yet whenever there's an actual basketball discussion you contribute nothing
Can you discuss your contributions? Because all the games usually come on in the middle of the night for you and I have a hard time believing that you stay up late to watch games regularly like we do. Don't lie like that bulgaria schizo
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>>154493959
>you're racist
>>154493960
I actually talk about basketball every now and then, you just argue with this bulgaria character
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>>154493959
Stats matter to a degree or how would we keep score? Popularity contests? Faggots like Durant try to fuck with their shot count and all of that. Let’s ban live stats and betting and focus on the game played for 48 minutes straight, kind of like soccer.
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Now that the Celtics have advanced we can get another classic Celtics vs Lakers matchup
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>>154493985
Not even Adam Silvers strongest soldiers and the most biased officiating could make this lakers roster beat the thunder. If they take 2 games off them it'll be a miracle and SGAY should have his MVP stripped
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stats = reddit
eye test and actually watching the games = 4chan

If you come in here trying to post stats, we will kindly ask you to leave
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>>154492605
>led the entire postseason in points, rebounds and assists
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>>154494010
Anthony Davis skipped 43 games due to left finger sprain
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wow celtics lost & got eliminated even though tatum came back
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>>154493999
Lebron is just now entering his prime and they will win in 7
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>>154494038
Unofficially it's because he strained his vagina
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Derrick White would make a dynasty run if he had someone like Kevin Garnett.
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>>154493098
These stats alone were more insightful than anything these "eye test" posters have come up with in months. Maybe barring that one leaf who actually posts about basketball in some depth
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I have two words for you.

CHET

HOLMGREN
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>>154494068
3&D Eddie House type nigga. Not good
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>>154494038
his teams are tanking
>>154494070
statjeets want to pretend defense doesnt exist and every shot was taken in an open gym
statjeets cope with +/- because they think playing against their bench and playing against their starters is the same
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>>154494070
>guy who doesn't watch the games is mad at the people who do
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>>154494091
Don't confuse Mazzulla for Derrick White.
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>>154494010
The problem with just using eye test is that the vast majority of fans are idiots and don't know what they are looking at. Most off-ball movement is completely lost on them. A floor general like Jokic or Nash literally directing people where to go doesn't show up on a stats sheet, a defensive anchor like Gobert completely carrying a defense with help-defense and deterence doesn't show up on a stats sheet. You need to use advanced analytic stats to give them their recognition. It's not really a matter of "eye test vs stats", it's about trying to advance and isolate the field of statistics enough to the point that it paints the full picture.
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I'm surprised the Celtics are out 9f the playoffs
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Mazzulla heh I remember my first team
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>>154494135
>vast majority of fans are idiots and don't know what they are looking at
And that's not my problem. I've been watching NBA religiously since the 80s and played ball. That's why when people bring stats into the argument I know they're fucking retarded and are out of their element. Stats will say Kobe is ass but anybody who actually went to watch prime Kobe play in person knows he was byfar the best player the NBA has had this millennium
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>>154494135
>statjeets obsessed with one way players
many such cases
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>>154494135
>you need to use advanced analytics
hahahahahahahahaha no you fucking don’t you fucking nerd
>use points for retards that understand buckets.
>use rebounds for retards that understand jump-grab.
>use assists for retards that throw the ball or bounce it far.
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>>154494120
Say something insightful then
>>154494110
Losing your minutes is bad
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Lebron is the top jump grab shoot player
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I hare stats nerds
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Why is this faggot acting like he isn't sleeping during games and is just here to troll people?
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Don’t sleep on Lakers fans
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You can't be in any top 25 all time ranking if you're not above average on defense and not shut down other all time greats head to head
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>>154494213
And have 35,000 points and 41,000 rebounds and 55,000 assists
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>>154494157
>>154494162
Statistics can't be flawed, only the analysis of them can be. Stats are just raw data, the human interpretation and conclusions drawn from those stats is what's flawed. If a player's impact isn't showing up on the stat sheet, but it is during the "eye test" then that's just a matter of needing to incorporate new statistical categories. For example, things like charges were never written down, but now they are. Taking a charge is literally one of the best plays you can make it basketball, because it's a forced turnover, a foul, and lets you set up your half-court offense all in one play.
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people will remember 2019-2030 nba as the bum era, when even the leltics won a ring
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>>154494246
>Statistics can't be flawed,
Yes they can. How do you record an assist? How do you determine what is a foul?
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>>154494246
>Statistics can't be flawed
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>>154494267
>How do you determine what is a foul?
The refs do that
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>>154494250
No they'll remember it as the era the league cooked itself and never recovered from. NBA right now is where WWE was right after Stone Cold and Rock retired/left
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I'm not responding to him since he doesn't watch the games
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I remember drunk posting last night and inceltic being nowhere to be seen. Smoke ducking nigga talmbout some "fraid so" and going to the finals lmaoooooooo
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>>154494246
>stats can’t be flawed
>more data should be collected
theyre logged by humans, who can make error or put their own twist on the stats via rules/refs/playing conditions/vegas
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>>154494246
> Taking a charge is literally one of the best plays you can make it basketball, because it's a forced turnover, a foul, and lets you set up your half-court offense all in one play.
This is the problem with statjeets. They live entirely in the abstract world and ignore real life. When you take a charge there's a big risk of injury. You look and feel like a bitch after. If you're a disposable bench player who plays guard go ahead I guess but bigs should be hard fouling. Put them on their ass a couple of times and make them afraid to drive inside. Every big man has 6 hard fouls to give. He should inflict as much pain as possible with them. Defense is easier when you win the psychological battle. And if you gain confidence you hesitate less on offense
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>>154494317
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>>154492576
GOTTEM
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youll apologize when the lakers win it all
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Lebron gon be so chill after he retires lol gold videogames and nfl all day

he gon be a billionaire neet can you imagine
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>>154494453
Golf*
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>>154494317
>You look and feel like a bitch after.
Literally nobody thinks this except you.
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Please god if you exist let lebron defeat the thunder in 4
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Jokic
Mpj
Watson
Traore
Dybantsa
Just hand the nets the chip
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Inceltic got his chain snatched bad. Nigga went in hiding again.
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>Tatum gone in the first round
>Giannis missed playoffs
>Jokic lost in the first round to an Ant-less wolves
>Bam couldn't get past the play in
Embiid bros it feels so good
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>>154494599
Getting eliminated in the 2nd round feels good?
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>>154492764
>Cade and Maxey at 40 mins a game
This won't last. Their bodies will break down eventually. Didn't maxey average the most minutes per game this season?
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>>154494599
My sixies are winning da east
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>>154494615
you sound nervous
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>>154494621
Maxey is 25 hes fine
>kobe cant play all the games and the playoffs what about his muh body
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>>154494615
Josh Hart had to shoot 43% from 3 on 6 attempts a game to beat a version of the sixers that didn't have Paul George or Edgecombe, at the peak of Joel's knee injury. That is not happening again. Also Embiid will get KAT fouled out by the 3rd quarter. I'm less worried about the knicks than I was about the celtics. Sixers in 5.
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>>154494650
>That is not happening again
Fair.
>I'm less worried about the knicks than I was about the celtics
Can't tell if this part is just optimism or if you haven't paid attention to basketball and /nba/ in the past few years.
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>>154494664
The Knicks are only averaging 31 threes taken a game. The Celtics attempted 46 threes a game these playoffs. Much more scary. 3 > 2. Knicks don't take as many 3's. If it's a 2 for 2 ball game I'll take the team with the 7 foot 2 time scoring champ and the best slasher the league has seen since d wade.
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>>154494695
>The Knicks are only averaging 31 threes taken a game. The Celtics attempted 46 threes a game these playoffs

That's actually a case for the Knisk being scarier. They're not retarded and run real plays instead of chucking 3s. Smelltic basketball is literally unwatchable. The Knisk have a bigger advantage in the dawg department too.
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Yea just completely ignore the last sentence I guess.
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The last sentence works if you have more dawg.
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Embiid is the coolest star player in the league, I don't know why he gets so much hate.
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>>154494720
This isn't 2024. 38 year old Kyle Lowry will not be guarding Brunshit this time.
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>>154494744
You gotta be trolling.
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The Sixers are better with Embiid getting less usage since his injury. The team is less predictable with other options.

The current Sixers are surprisingly similar to the Knicks. The East looks wide open.

You forget VJ is a 20yo rookie. Looked great. Dude will be an all star.
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>>154494744
I miss the version of him that used to shit talk on instagram after every single game.
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Caruso is the 4th highest paid player in OKC.
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>old man bron gets to wait until Tuesday
>sixers have to play Monday
Wut
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>>154494880
thats why draft picks OP. you get good players for dirt cheap
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I love kelly oubre on this sixers roster. Dude found the perfect spot for him hes like their mini draymond
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>>154494899
Yea it's gay. Since game 3 (April 24th) the sixers have and will play a game every other day until May 14th. No 2 day breaks until a knicks sixers game 7.
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The absolute state of Boston team sports
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>>154495091
Despise this kike
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>have to work during Magic game
Off for Cavs-Raptors though :D
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>MVP
>Olympic Gold Medal
>2x Scoring Champ
>7x All Star
>5x All-NBA
>3x All Defense
I am still of the belief that because people only view Embiid as an offensive player he got robbed of more All Defense nods.
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>>154495193
Edgy antisemitism is cringe
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>inb4 Orlando Magic BLOW A 3-1 LEAD AGAINST THE PISSTONS which I predicted

Still hoping the Pisstons lose but oh well
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when did this gay genny start hating on the pisties?
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>>154494091
>Eddie House
>3&D
House couldn't guard you or me
>>154494818
I'm very curious about what next year looks like for VJ. If he's on the D-Wade or Durant type track where he becomes an All-Star or better on a rookie scale contract, Phentanyldelphia could suddenly become an actual title contender that has the picks and salary (George) to trade for the next big star that goes on the market.
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>>154492613
not as bad as dur-Cant
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>>154495688
When tobias started shit talking the sixies. "Have fun in the play in" meanwhile we beat boston and they are about to lose to an 8 seed.
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>>154492732
P
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no way in hell sixers win the championship but it would kino of they did the process finally doing something worthwhile
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>>154495811
I like the players on the current team but if "The Process" worked the current gayness in the league would get even gayer

I want pistons or magic style to win, okc, min, and sa is acceptable
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idk if this is retarded or not but id like to see a playoffs where teams from different divisions could play against each other
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>>154495772
>we beat boston

Not really an achievement lmao these niggas are fucking trash.
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>>154493332
Lakers and Knicks idk about the other one
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who was better Kobe or Iversen?
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anyone not happy for embiid right now is a bitch ass nigga
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the sixers will avenge the hornets
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Boston needs to do a lot of soul searching
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>>154494880
Ethical
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>>154495924
Kobe
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>>154492545
Travel
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>>154495924
iversen
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>>154495866
Divisions don't impact playoff matchups. Conferences do (East bracket and a West bracket). Playoff matchups are determined by their seed, aka their regular season record. As long as they are in the same conference you can vs them in any of the first 3 rounds of the playoffs.
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>>154496041
I meant conference not divisions
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>>154492585
People will just write anything. Amazing
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Cavs will win against raptors and lose against Magic/Pistons.
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>>154496066
>larden/bitchell game 7
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>>154496082
I'm just hoping for an easy mode eastern in the finals.
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>>154496052
Would be interesting but logistically could get annoying with time zones. West coast fans when their team is playing on the east coast would have to deal with 4pm weekday games, and vice versa east coast fans would have their games starting at 10pm on a weekday.
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>>154495746
I think being a 3rd option behind Maxey/Embiid might limit his ability to stand out but it’s not the worst problem to have. It’s not like he’s stuck on limited minutes behind a vet and all 3 of Maxey/Embiid/PG are willing passers.
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>>154492545
I've been watching this guy since 2016 and every time he does the clapping and floor-slapping gig the defender scores or gets a foul 100%.
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>>154495866
It’s been discussed for years because the East sucks but NBA likes to be able to stagger start times
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>>154496200
kek
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>>154496212
> the East sucks
proof?
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>>154495811
>>154495865
Sixers didn’t invent tanking. They were in a much deeper hole than most teams post-Bynum so went for it harder - and also fucked it up and were less lucky than most.

I think the Sixers being decent and fun a decade wasn’t a bad outcome.
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>>154496239
the proof is all the west coast elites who write for espn and the ringer all suck the west coast cock
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>>154495746
If history tells us anything it's that VJ will likely be the #2 option for a decent stretch of the regular season, since PG is coasting and Embiid will likely be load managing and/or actually injured. He can still have a borderline all star type year if he has lets say 20/5/5 on 2 steals a game. (Duren, Scottie, and Chet all made the all star game averaging less than 20)
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>>154496239
Do I really need to provide proof that water is wet?
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>>154496256
fuck daryl morey
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Can't tell if inceltic killed himself or if he just ran as he tends to do.
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>>154494246
>let’s you set up your half court offense
Lmao this has to be one of the most retarded attempts to sound smart I have ever read
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>>154496345
Morey sucks but most of the issues were pre-Morey. Remember when they signed Weird Al Horford?
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>>154495811
I feel as though you misunderstand the process. The point of the process was to compete. They were the 8th seed that lucked into a playoff series win because D rose got injured but somehow took Boston to 7. Traded for Andrew Bynum who got injured and then retired. At this point they didn't have the resources to trade for a star and weren't a big enough market to land a star free agent. So they traded for picks to either 1. Increase odds at drafting their next franchise player, or #2. trade those picks for a franchise player to eventually #3: be a good enough team where a star free agent will come regardless of market size. #3 Finally happened in Paul George. Before PG philly was not a free agent destination, any big name player they got was either drafted (embiid,simmons, maxey, vj, mccain, fultz, dario) or traded for (butler, tobias, harden, hield).
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>>154496341
jew
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>>154492625
For foreigners yes, but a gold is the minimum for US born players. A gold post 92 can’t up your status, but a silver or a bronze will (and should) buttfuck your legacy.
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>>154496386
the process guy was a morey dickrider. the only reason the sixers ended up with morey was because he posted some free hong kong shit and the rockets have a huge chinese fanbase from yao ming.
>>154496389
Tanking is fine, no problem with Danny Ainge & his disciples in OKC/SA/Boston/Utah hoarding draft picks. The moneyball faggitry part is cringe and reddit
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Kitty KAT bros... i dont feels so good...
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>>154496345
Yes but he's not the main problem.
>Adam Silver forces Hinkie to step down before the draft
>Hires Colangelo (nepo baby)
>Hinkie being fired forced out meant their head coach Brett Brown was responsible for drafting
>Colangelo twitter drama
>Their owner cares more about the NFL and NHL team he owns
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>>154496449
who was he treated like a bitch by? antman? kek
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>>154496477
This was 19-20 regular season before the bubble, ant wasn't drafted yet. It's 99% Jimmy Butler.
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>>154496503
they need to trade him asap while his value is still high
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"I just have a message for our fans. Last time we played the Knicks, it felt like this was Madison Square Garden east. We're going to need the support. Don't sell your tickets. This is bigger than you. If you need money, I got you
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The Sixers issues go back to Billy King and his total inability to first put a team or any kind of intelligent roster around Iverson, and then having to sell off Iverson for a box of silverware when he finally got tired of it and demanded out, and then after firing King the franchise refused to do any kind of rebuild and basically weakly treaded water for a while like what the Bulls have been doing lately. Eventually you have to take your medicine.
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>>154496445
Hinkie was a Morey assistant but people forget how fucked the Sixers were. That’s why they managed to get the fan base onboard with the plan, they could have ended up like the current Bulce.

Morey left because Tillman took over the Rockets and started fucking with how the team was run. The Westbrick-for-CP3 trade was one of the worst trades of all time.
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>>154496458
>15 years after embracing analytics memeball
>still barely touched the semis even in periods where the east was weak
>if they mickey this year and make it to the ecf or finals they will double down on it eternally
i hate statjeets
>>154496503
Uk confirmed redditor. kek
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>>154496590
The pic i got from twitter
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>>154496580
Tillman is 5 5 and knocked up a hostess so his kids hate him lol
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XI6h1EkvvJY
https://x.com/JoelEmbiid/status/1189787845701058560
https://x.com/KarlTowns/status/1189780305349160960
KINO INCOMING
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KAT owns Embiitch to be honest.
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>>154496709
the only cool thing KAT has ever done
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>>154496458
They also signed Tobias Harris and Weird Al Horford to terrible contracts, got historically unlucky with their top draft picks - what happened with both Fultz and Simmons is basically unprecedented - and had a star that got endless freak injuries. I’m willing to give Morey shit - pissing off Harden, giving Embiid an early extension, overpaying an old PG13 - but most of it wasn’t on him.
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>>154496709
>bawbs only like LGBT players if they're bottoms
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thank you smellshits for taking attention away from the nuggets
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>>154496736
> most of it wasn’t on him.
Ring check? Statjeets are so dishonest
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>>154496721
KAT has generated a bunch of staple memes and free entertainment. Embitch has generated a video of him smelling his own ass.

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/0l1EF91Ch50
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>persuasive p gets the thunder their first chippy
>in reward gets it the year after
I see ur Jewish games silver
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an anon last night got mad that I said Jokic killed the statnerd, and I have to explain to him why I'm right. Statnerds LOVE Jokic, but Jokic's legacy took a massive hit so everyone is now questiong the geekery behind his legacy and have reverted to the eye test
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>>154496688
kek
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I fucking hate basketball that isn’t playing a park on blacktop
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What does the eye stat test say about that bum ayton
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>>154496925
Thats true, and those fans are the reason everyone is shitting on him right now, they kept trying to put jokic in conversations he has no reason to be in.
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>>154496952
Hes about to go bananas on okc
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>76ers fans BEGGING the team to focus on Maxey
>Literally every team that loses to the 76ers says "Yeah we lost because we didn't have an answer for Embiid. Without him we win comfortably"
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what mental health medicine makes this possible? asking for a friend
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>>154497024
They were beating the smelltics without him.
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>>154496981
klutch is astroturfing the jokic love. At first all of the black talkingheads shitted on jokic because he's white, but now all of the klutchfags suck his dick. I guess klutch sent out the memo that he's the lebron of centers so diminishing him is indirectly diminishing their god
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>>154497044
>1-2 without him
>3-1 with him
>Every single person in the Celtics org says Embiid coming back was the turning point in the series
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>>154497029
are you blind that shit was a rim grazer he barely dunked that, meanwhile lebron once he comes back from his germany trip does windmills and free throw line dunks at age 41...then mysteriously stops doing them a month later...
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INCELTIC AND DISCORDTROONS BTFOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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>Bawwwston Inceltics
>Gaylen Brown stain in his pants
>Gaysum Gaytummy
>Gayton Bitchturd

LMAO IMAGINE BLOWING A 3-1 LEAD IN THE 'YOFFS HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA BAAWSTON WILL NEVER RECOVER FROM THIS HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
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Gayson let his team down
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weird play. Brown passes to no one and a celtics coach hogs the ball to force delay of game
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>>154497064
Every single person in the SMELLtics org is retarded and doesn't know ball.
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>>154497044
Celtics were 100% winning in 5 if Embiid wasn't cleared to play
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>>154497099
Everything is kayfabe
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>>154497104
100% cope
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>>154497114
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>>154497132
From you? I agree. I humbly accept your admission of defeat and am hopeful you will finally learn ball. The Jokicpocalypse has been potentially enlightening for the shirt pulling, glasses pushing demographic
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>>154496925
Elites from the 2020s will be remembered like elites from the 1970s which is to say mostly forgotten
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>>154497135
Look at these three cucks lmao
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>>154497159
Except Dr J, of course
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>>154492532
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Imagine trading for Vucevic and then not playing him
The actual fucking state of the Celtics
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>>154497204
gaytumsisters…what do we do now?
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>>154497149
Nah bitchass nigga. For you. Fuck your dogshit smelltics.
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A Celtics fan of course would hype up Joel Embiid. This is logical and makes sense.
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>>154497175
Exactly
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this has been such a shitty playoffs so far
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>>154497246
He would. Smelltics fans are cucks plus Embiitch they daddy.
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With Jokic and Boston out it’s been a rough weekend for BAWBs
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tatum was never meant to play this season anyway
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>>154497282
> Embiitch they daddy.
So they are your brothers
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>>154497275
Cry moar inceltic
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>>154497282
>Embiitch they daddy.
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>>154497326
I don't get Gaylen Bald and Brown. Nigga can't dunk for shit, why did he even try that?
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this nigga was bleeding on everyone for like 5 minutes why didnt he get treatment on the sidelines
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>>154497220
that was always a salary cap move, we never needed poocevic
if anything mazzulla should be roasted for forcing him back into the rotation over garza who was good enough
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>>154497458
Inceltic...
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>>154496503
>>154496658
I don't watch any Celtics game, so tell me /nba/, what makes JB so shit?
Low IQ(bad shot selection), bad passing, or bad defense?
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>>154497422
isn't this supposed to be a delay of game, which they already had 1 of aka this should have been a tech.
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bulgaria talking shit as if his team didnt get bounced as well. literally a gap year with tatum out for most of the year btw
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>>154497497
not me, ivan
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>>154492625
>olympic golds > nba rings

So Carmelo and KD is your GOAT? Fucking lawl
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The other day it was a muh finals muh chip but now it's a gap year lmao bitchass niggas.
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The main problem with jaylen brown is that his game is extremely physical. points dont come easy to him.

By the end of games hes exhausted and his handles (not to great to start) decay even more and he gets predictable. So hes not clutch and theres no JT to help
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>>154497521
>gap year
you can't call it a gap year when you were the 2 seed and your star player played in 85% of the playoff games
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>>154497526
You said "we" though. Are you saying you're a fan of the team but you're not inceltic?
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>>154497552
tatum was out for most of the year. we didnt even know if he was coming back, regardless, he was 100%. this was a gap year, enjoy it.
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>>154497559
worry about your own team for once please
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top fucking kek
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Nah sygau bitchass nigga you blew a 3-1 lead and you lost at home wtf my sides are in orbit.
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>>154497539
>lebronze
Jordan won a gold medal and an ncaa championship before he ever played with Scottie pippen
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thunder are the only good guys left
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In the 2024 sixers vs knicks series the sixers were a +8.8 with embiid on the floor.... and a -52.2 with embiid off the floor. Embiid averaged 33/11/6 with 2.5 stocks. Sixers in 5.
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>>154497559
I am a fan of the inceltics but I am not THE inceltic, as that appears to be a specific poster you have a preexistng disagreement with and I don't post in here much
>>154497510
Kobe mentality without the chops (ironic considering he's teammates with Tatum)
When things get dicey he insists on ramming his head against the wall with shitty iso after shitty iso and taking all of his teammates out of the flow of the game
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>>154497609
Fuck reddit's thunder. I'm putting the Bulgaria curse on them.
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>>154497567
If it was a gap year why do you have a top 5 mvp finalist? Why don't you have a top 10 overall pick?
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>>154497609
We ridin SGA
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>>154497633
>I am a fan of the inceltics

Damn bro that sucks. Better luck next year.
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>>154497625
jesus who the fuck was on their bench that year?
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Really wish they had traded my guy PG13 to my Nugget instead of the Shitxers.
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>>154497653
>good guys
>thunder
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>>154497699
PG wasn't traded to philly. He chose philly after declining the clippers offer to sign back there. Don't recall what other teams gave him offers that offseason.
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>Jaylen Brown
-25
>Bronny James
+1
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>>154497740
Nigga no.
>>154497764
Oh yeah actually.
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>>154497764
clippers didnt give him a no trade clause so he walked. philly offered the max and no trade clause
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>>154497694
Paul Reed, Batum, Cam Payne, Buddy Hield. It was bad.
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>>154497510
Ego and he doesnt move the ball well and fucks everything up, thats why they made a comeback as soon as brown sat last game.
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>Jaylen Brown says Joel Embiid was rewarded for "flopping around" after Game 7 loss

But enough of snatching inceltic's chain, is this true? Smelltics at least play mostly ethical basketball. Very low skill and soulless basketball, but still. Embitch on the other end is known for being a flopper.
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>>154497857
I thought it was because the clippers only wanted to give him a 2-3 year deal, while Philly didn't mind giving him 4 years.
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>>154492625
When shai gets the gold next olympics then its truly over for jokic bawbs.
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>>154497880
Well they now have
>Justin Edwards
>Andre Drummond
>Adem Bona
>Ricky Council
The situation has not really improved.
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Ain't no american ever call me a celtics fan
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>>154497885
You both got sonned and now you're crying. Daddy's home, bitch.
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>>154497885
He always seethes when he loses like this. Brown only gives his flowers to Luka and no one else.
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>>154497919
>Drummond is one of the best rebounders in the league
>Barlow locked up JB and Tatum
>You forgot Grimes who would be a starter on a handful of teams in the league
>Edwards hasn't been too bad
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John Starks > Jamal Murray
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>>154494590
Inceltic, Gaytumfag, Sadietranny got massively blown out.



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