KO 15:30 UKYanited: Lammens (GK) – Mazraoui, Maguire, Yoro, Dalot – Casemiro, Mainoo – Mbeumo, Fernandes, Diallo – SeskoLiverpool: Alisson (GK) – Szoboszlai, Konate, Van Dijk, Kerkez – Mac Allister, Gravenberch – Frimpong, Jones, Wirtz – Isak
I think Liverpool will win if they score more goals than Manchester United
I just took a a fat shit at trafford centre
HAAAAAAAAASSSSS ANYBODY SEEN LIVERSISSY???
>>154495427nobody will notice, itll fit right in
Anime
liverpoo are so bad right nowthis is uniteds time to avenge the 7-0or atleast the 5-0or one of the 4-0's....
United 8 Liverpool 0
>spend 200m on 2 strikers>one tears achilles>one breaks legthis is some tony khan tier kwab luck. shocked they even made top 4 but then chelsea and spurs went retard mode.
Bruno finna beating that assist record today
Isak injury news was true then. OP's line-ups are bollocks by the way.
>>154495581>OP's line-ups are bollocks by the way.They obviously were because they were posted before 2:15pm.
>>154495344THERE'S SOMETHING THAT THE PAKI SHOP WANTS YOU TO KNOWBEST IN THE WORLD IS KOBBIE MAINOOOOOODON'T FORGET YOUR CHANGEGIVE HIM THE BALL AND HE'LL SCORE ONE FROM RANGEI'M FROM LAHOREGIVE THE BALL TO KOBBIE AND HE WILL SCORE
Matheus Cunha returns to the Manchester United side as Michael Carrick makes one change from the victory over Brentford.Amad drops to the bench, with teenager Shea Lacey missing out altogether as another youngster Ayden Heaven starts alongside Harry Maguire, with Lisandro Martinez completing his three-match suspension.Manchester United XI: Lammens, Dalot, Maguire, Heaven, Shaw, Casemiro, Mainoo, Mbeumo, Bruno Fernandes, Cunha, Sesko.Substitutes: Bayindir, Mazraoui, Mount, Zirkzee, Malacia, Dorgu, Yoro, Amad, Ugarte.There's no Alexander Isak for Liverpool. He's out with a minor groin issue but is expected to play again before the end of the season. Freddie Woodman starts in goal again and it's a pretty young bench that features 18-year-old centre-back Mor Talla Ndiaye for the first time.Liverpool XI: Woodman, Jones; Konate, Van Dijk, Robertson; Gravenberch, Mac Allister, Szoboszlai; Frimpong, Gakpo, Wirtz.Substitutes: Pecsi, Gomez, Kerkez, Chiesa, Nyoni, Morrison, Ngumoha, Ndiaye, Wright.
>>154495581OP is a tranny from Manny, what did you expect
why the stupid kick off time?
feeling good about this one, unitedchads
This match has had an hour and a half of build up on 5 Live so far despite it not affecting anything
>>154495687scouse bullies are in town and they're scared shitless
>>154495700>United customer>Xochitl spammer>AGPtroonyeah it makes sense now
>>154495718>AGPtroondon't know what this one means
>>154495723>autogynephile>to describe a male's sexual arousal at the thought or image of themselves as a femaleThat is what avatarfagging is btw
I hear Liversissy is selling his bum outside the stadium for a ticket. Throw the poor lad some change.
>>154495794at least he attends matches you plastic fuck off
>>154495809>giving jews moneynah, I'm good
>>154495786wow and I thought people just really liked tranny cartoons
>>154495794KEKKKKK IS HE REALLY??
>>154495679bro couldn't be arsed to shave
>>154495815'fraid so
Liam delopped off his own Willy
>>154495840not sure I follow
I'm gonna go and suck off Liversissy myself and let him conquer my big Ben arsehole.
MANCS vs. SCOUSAARSLet's. Fucking. Go.
>>154495854>Liversissy already jumped on xis VPNKEEEEEK
>>154495854settle down faggot>>154495844Matthijs de Lopt his willy off....
>>154495868Left: AVRARight: no bitches
frickin plastics!!!! aaaaaa!!!
>>154495868This is eye opening
>>154495868Left: EWRight: Fuckable lil twink
Why are all slovenians gay little bent cunts?
>>154495868Lol why are liverpoo fans so brown
BIG BEN SESKO will score a hattrick today
>>154495679Why is that man pretending he's a woman?
>>154495926'fraid so
>>154495868YOU BLOODY BENCHOD BITCH
>>154495910Liversissy... ever hear about throwing stones in glass houses?
afternoon lads
I was told Sesko would score a hatty against Leeds but Man U ended losing to Leeds without scoring. Hmm
>>154495965Liversissy is homeless
>>154495972Keeeeeek
LiverGODS, we are BOX OFFICE.
>>154495868>>154495955>>154495967KEK mumbaipool seething
>>154495980Afraid so
>>154495886Calm down Rajiv the United Customer
>>154495983ABUGod here, time to btfo some tranny cunts
>>154495868He spent the entire interview saying beth is bootiful and asking for bobs and vagene
>>154495679Trans and proud, MUFC and proud x
>>154496001Why would you wanna BTFO the liverpool lifelongs?
WE'RE GETTING LIAM DELAP
>>154496005What a gentlesir
>>154496019snubchester getting snubbed by chelsea players
These are the matchthreads you cunts deserve for not caring about formatting. Suck it.
>>154496001KEK got the troon SEETHING with this one
>>154496016Keeeekkkk>>154496021Keeeeekkkk
/mug/ vs /lug/ who's it gonna be
>>154496019kek hes fucking shitone of the few times you got snubbed and it worked out
>>1544960392 men
Why did the Liverpool captain say this...
>>154496030No one cares, faggot.
>>154496039Worth every single std.
>>154496019SNUBchester
>>154495679he might be scottish
>>154496019Just 2 more midfielders and they'll win the league!
>snubbed my chelshit playersKekkkkkk thats a good one x
two shit teams but united seemed to be liverpools bitch this past decadeim feeling a draw
>>154496070>empire of the cockWhat a gay little club
bomboclaaat wagwab seen checkin in fi da match wahmetelldem
>>154495679That's a man, baby!
>>154495983Down to 3rd choice keeper and mssing 5 1st teamers;AlisonBradleySalahEkitikeIsak
>>154496079Africa United
>>154495868Got Liversissy rattle with this one
>>154496070>snubbed my good morning sir
>>154496079trolling aside every somalian ive ever met has been a united fanthen again isak is a somalian so maybe hes a united fan
>>154495344Two Englishman in these line-ups
>>154496070>Spelling mistakeYeah ESL Indian United customer confirmed
>>154496092>>154496097Leave Ranjesh Patak alone
#SlotOut
>>154496079kekmao
>>154496079imagine the smell
>>154496093Same lol but I've only ever met 2
>>154496085i unironically think we're gonna lose. feels like the first time since fergie left ive felt that.then again its united, you never know with them, theres always a chance they go full manure
Is ANYONE posting under a British flag itt not indian?
>>154496079Big Knife Manju energy
>>154496085B O XOFFICE
fraid not
>>154496139man utd gonna rip the title from tony khan today
>>154496079Biggest club in Africa
>Liversissy samefagging his posts KEK WHAT A RATTLED LITTLE BITCH
>>154496146Imagine the smell
el shitticogive me /mug/ or give me death
>>154496147If Tiny KWAB didn't have daddy's money he'd be a United fan
>>154496093Most are Arsenal fans down here.
Still Tony>>154496146Eww
Matthijs de Ligt transitioned
This is my favourite saar, just for the ending.
>>154496173CAM AAANNN BRUNAAA CAM BLADDY CLOSARRR SAAAAR>Bruno crying as always
How many bings left?
>>154496151Got baited into replying to himself all afternoon kek
>>154496173hes calling bruno over but brunos scared to go...maybe its the smell>>15449618020
I'm feeling a cheeky 90+8 1-0 own goal.
>>154496190id be scared of the stench of an indian utd customer
>>154496173Unhappy customer
>>154495700Sochee looks really wifeable here, but she needs to shave
best chance of a mugging in a while even with pool having ackpo up front
>>154495786oh then that one doesn't apply to me then
Liverpool getting embarrassed today
I want to _ _ _ _ Garry Neville.
state of this thread
wtf happened to yoro?guy cost like 60m and hes being benched for heaven, who is younger, was free, and is an arsenal reject
>>154496048>it's realkek wtf
>>154496262>t. tranny in the closet
>>154496262How’s her ass game?How’s her foot game?
>>15449628670m wasted on a Somali 17 year old that was hyped up as the next Black VidicBlackchester United with another flop
>>154496300that part
>>154496296very good
man u have come a long way since this to be fair. who is gonna be the manager for next season
>>154496306Ass game can only be properly assessed standing up, anon. Anyone can pretend to have a good ass while crouching/kneeling.
>>15449631390% of Uniteds woes past 2 years have been entirely Onanas fault. He got us knocked out of champions league singlehandedly over multiple games
>>154496326she puts a lot of work into it
whoever wins this is finishing 4th behind villa, and whoever loses is finishing 6th
>>154496039I'm finking and hoping for a /lug/. A /mug/ is always funny but Scousaars are subhuman scum and I love the Sun newspaper
>>154496337It isn't that big but it is in beautiful wife range she would make a good wife appearance wise
Both these teams are so shit that this might actually be a 50/50 game for the first time in decades
just saw an absolutely terrifying ikea commercial, need to take a walk
>>154496349ever notice how whenever they show jeets in the crowd, there's always nothing but white people behind and surrounding them?it's almost like the cameras have a government mandate to find brown people in the crowd for some reason
>>154496254Oh boy I wish my can of /mug/ root beer was big enough for her to use two hands
black players always bottle high pressure penalties
>>154496337yeah, she has no ass if you pause it while she's standing. Not that it's a deal-breaker, but you know...
>>154496254>>154496376>root beeryanks in disguise
are we ready, mug bros
slurper incoming
>game sponsored by the army
cheeky 5-0 to man u im feeling
Is it a common Indian tradition to pick your toes?
>>154496395i actually think united are going to beat liver easybut that would make /mug/ all the funnier i suppose
Wish me luck, /mug/bros.Wish me FUCKING luck.
>>154496414SAAR DO NOD BLOODY TAKING PHODO OF ME SAAR NO DO THE NEEDFUL!!!!!
>>154496406
Manchester United are playing against Liverpool
>>154496422bro you're nuts
>>154496422What do you get out of pretending to make large bets on every single football match
>>154496414grim
>>154496422good luck based madman>>154496431sauce?
>>154496422I'm wishing for your sudden and painful death. Unless you make the bet and prove it, of course ;)
The fuck is woodman?
>>154496424>>154496428all the white men are old and the young men are indian
>>154496438(you)s
Who tf is Woodman?
>>154496422anybody can do the same thing you fucking doylem
Checking in from North London!
>>154495344C'MON YANITED !
>>154496438>pretendingoh, but hes not>>154496443>>154496447their 4th choice goalie. the white onanathink he came from the english lower leagues
It's not really funny laughing at ManUtd anymore consider how good they've become. Hope they pound Liverpoo desu
>>154496410Anon, please tell me you didn't make that compilation of ass-shots.
>>154496443>>154496447I saw a tiktok of him training he's class wait and see
I am Indian and I am a man united fan since 2024
>>154496452throwing money out the window here lad
>>154496441My nan in the back
Why are they singing a john denver song
>must you really watch the game, anon?
you'll never country road alone
>>154496459theyre equally shitinfact every team except city and arsenal are equally shit
hmmm
Luis Suarez.What a player he was
10 MONTH ANNIVERSARY REST IN PEACE DIOGO JOTA
oh no we lost another man utd fan
>NBC puts this on peecock>have to watch on the spanish channelI hate NBC so much
>>154496470Where's the rest of her? Asian women really do be lacking...
United win a treble before Liverpool next win the league btw I've seen the script
InB4 Woodman plays like prime Neuer.
>>154496480Which Yugioh card is that?
Gakpo isn't scoring at all I fear
Stream
WHO THE FUCK IS WOODMAN CASTING LMAOLIVERPOOL ARE COOKED
>>154496470How come I can immediately tell she isn't japanese and is instead some flavor of chinksect?
Why is slot such a cunt? He already knows he's losing this game so he's throwing in the 4th choice keeper as the fall guy.
come on ngubu lad
this thread will descent into chaos as either the liversissy or dave schizo out
>>154496447>Who tf is Woodman?
HOLY SHIT FERGIE JUST FUCKING DIED
Claiming this thread for CUTE GIRLS
>>154496452Oh my god, good luck anon!!1!!1
>>154496496I was fishing one yesterday, I had a great time
>>154496438>pretending to make large bets on every single football matchOh, but I don't.
Bruno breaking the record today
batter the crippleman utd are shit
post cute latinas for sir alex its what he would have wanted
me on the top right
>>154496508thread was fucking shit from the start
mbeumo looking bulbous
>>154496496stan.com.au you cheap fuck
>>154496511Haven't seen this little semen demon for ages. Welcome back, based F1nn5ter lover
is there a more pointless game than this one?
>>154496527
>>154496442Holy seethe>>154496452Doesn't look like a smart bet to me, anon
Me? Watching the kino korean stream where he rices out whenever something happens
>>154496506He's the third choice you mentalist. Allison and Marmalade are both injured
>>154496511>non functioningpenis might as well just cut it off
i want some more of this kino today but i doubt we will get it with whoever the fuck pool have in goal
>>154496496more of a river man myself
i actually enjoy seeing the potatofags fake bets, it reminds me that my own life is quite good in comparison
mbeumo couldve done better there
>>154496511https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wM4nQu3L940
>>154496496eab7aeef0218ce8b0752e596e4792b69eda4df5e
It's going to be a massacre.
mbeumo nutmegging timmy
>Manchester united are in 3rd placeWtf I thought they were mid table. When did that happen?
>>154496460no i saved it from /tv/
eyyuwweghhh stomakinghhfun ov muhhhnchessserunitid ueughhhh
>>154496563pokemon bros our response?
>>154496564everybody knows fjords are the best
LIVERSISSYYYYYYYYYY
>>154496564for me it's the ocean. getting some sea trout in the morning
>woodman
WELL SHIT
CUNNYHACUNNYHACUNNYHAHE'S SUUURRRFING /LUG/BROS
>Gary Neville MUTED
>>154496542LIVERPOOL HUMILIATION IS THE POINT LIVERPOOL HUMILIATION IS THE POINT
>>154496566He even did it for the Lyon game when 4chan went down last year.>Livershit
wood, man
It's over
GOALLLLLLLL
sir carrick
>>154496475maybe it's his daughter
>>154496588everyone except arsenal and city are mid table tier
>liverslip
>7-0 revenge incoming
another display of black excellence x
HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAS ANYBODY SEEN LIVERSISSY?!!?!
GIVE CARRICKY THE 5 YEAR DEAL RIGHT NOW
>>154496588>>154496613
Oh shit Liverpool getting destroyed. Bruno will get the most EPL assists tonight.
Is Liversissy okay???
>>96
>>154495344over
Is that faggot finally going to cut his hair?
>carrick killed /mug/its over
>>154496614head size checks out.
>another ass deflection goal conceded
>>154496605>He even did it for the Lyon game when 4chan went down last year.Sad!
>>154496603find a peacock fjord
>>154496624I hear xhe's still selling his bum for that ticket
Cunha my babbyyy.
CUTE AND FUNHA
>>154496631
>that header from Gakpo
Iueeegghhh leaauuvemanchissar yuneghhhed eughhhahea aloeeeone
Seriously. That shot should’ve been saved. Who the FUCK is that guy in goal?
is this game even worth anythingthey're both getting champions league anyway
>>154496654i hate women so much its unreal
bin dippers what is our response
>>154496452I spoke too soon you're on pace
WHAT IS ACK-POO EVEN DOING?!?!????
Prime example of why we sold this shit Heaven defender
Can't wait for Yanited to sack Carrick so they can go back to being shit
>turns on tv>Liverkek already concedeKek
>>154496654i love women so much its unreal
>>154496634
Alex-is Baldcallister
>>154496665the same dude who played in thishttps://www.espn.co.uk/football/match/_/gameId/606004/newcastle-united-manchester-united
post funny images !
those chinky fans
>>154496646Im watching on telemundo with the GOOOOOOOOOOoOoOoOL guy because I dont have peecock
Why do the British Isles have a disproportionately large number of simps when compared to the rest of the world?
>>154496634>>154496680gets worse every time i see it
>>154496680>vp8
>>154496683Oh no no no
>>154496680bunda
>>154496689why not just watch an online stream fatbro
>liverpoo
das rite
>>154496681so they have arabs in sweden now, huh?
>tfw asthma treatment is not working anymore
Manklenker Klenknited VS Klenkerpool
>>154496684
two boring mid table teams
>>154496695whats wrong with it
>>154496680if his arse was slightly less fat it would still be 0-0
the fuck was dalot doing
>>154496704Klopp sold all the inhalers to fund his teeth-whitening
>>154496666its a manager-bowlcan slot survive and will englands brave sir michael carrick get the job
Where is bluds going?
>>154496705Less klenk, more cute F1nn5ster pics please x
>>154496700Too comfy to set it up lol. So now im watching the Spanish version not understanding a word
>>154496706He got killed in prison recently right
>>154496706nooo
>>154496706
>>154496722come on pretty mama
>>154496724down the table x
>>154496720he sells red bull cans for that
GIOALLLLLLLLL
>>154496724Shut up zoomer
Liverpool are awful fucking hell 2-0 already
>>154496716vp9 looks better
ogre
SEXOOOOOOO
>>154496719>I am blonde and blue-eyed and can trace my lineage back to the royal house of Vasa, the progenitors of the united kingdom of Sweden
>>154496727Jannies fucking hate me already, can't shitpost too much before halftime
TESCOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>154496724Katy's calling
/LUG/ /LUG/ /LUG/ /LUG/ /LUG/ /LUG/ /LUG/ /LUG/ /LUG/ /LUG/ /LUG/ /LUG/ /LUG/ /LUG/ /LUG/ /LUG/ /LUG/ /LUG/
AHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA
2-0!!!!
>WOODMAN
Humiliation ritual
MUG STATUS?
shambles defending
megalolz
>>154496733always cracks me up kek
ANOTHER BRUNO ASSIST
Oh no no no
slotbros...
LIVERSHIT LIVERSHIT LIVERSHIT LIVERSHIT LIVERSHIT LIVERSHIT LIVERSHIT LIVERSHIT LIVERSHIT LIVERSHIT LIVERSHIT LIVERSHIT LIVERSHIT LIVERSHIT LIVERSHIT LIVERSHIT LIVERSHIT LIVERSHIT LIVERSHIT LIVERSHIT LIVERSHIT LIVERSHIT LIVERSHIT LIVERSHIT LIVERSHIT LIVERSHIT LIVERSHIT LIVERSHIT LIVERSHIT LIVERSHIT LIVERSHIT LIVERSHIT LIVERSHIT LIVERSHIT LIVERSHIT LIVERSHIT LIVERSHIT LIVERSHIT LIVERSHIT
>>154496756hope you get killed in real life
SHARTSKO KEK
FOR FUCKGGGHHHHHH'S SAKE
>butt goal>dick goal
>>154496773no
>>154496733>tfw they're all dead now
what is cunha bitching about?
why don't Liverpool sign some quality English players instead of continental sissies?
Why is Liverpool so UTTERLY pathetic, bros?
WHAT WOULD THE 97 SAY IF THEY WERE ALIVE TO SEE THIS?
VAR?
>>154496461>>154496489Retards
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
mbeumo mastermind
just fire Slot at half time and bring in Xabi Alonso
li VAR pool li VAR pool li VAR pool li VAR pool li VAR pool li VAR pool li VAR pool li VAR pool li VAR pool li VAR pool li VAR pool li VAR pool li VAR pool li VAR pool li VAR pool li VAR pool li VAR pool li VAR pool li VAR pool li VAR pool li VAR pool li VAR pool li VAR pool li VAR pool li VAR pool li VAR pool li VAR pool
>>154496791But Gary Neville said it was
>>154496784
>>154496797wharton next seasontrust
/mug/ status?
Post the vtuber bouncing on a BBC webm already.
>>154495344
Lmao
The raped.
>woodmonglmao
>varstate
>>154496815
>>154496815CANCEL THE /MUG/
scored with his knob
HOWEVAR
Is that an assist kek
Is VAR fucking alright lol as if that needed looking at
>7-0 will be revenged
I'm from the future, today is the day United's half-time record goes
lolololololol
Where is Liversissy? Xe alive?
>>154496835garrincha mentioned
>you can throw the ball into the net now
>let's take 5 minutes to make sure his crack fingernail didn't scrape the ballyou need to round them up with the politicians
Slots spend half a billion and taken liverpool back 5 years kek
kek not a good look for the media darlings
wtf is this liverpool defending
>>154496819handball or refball
Var for what
>>1544968432-0
>>154496849He would be here crying, but he's currently busy getting his back blown out and moaning into his pillow
>>154496861neither
>var exists for clear and obvious errors>watch the replay 10,000 times to make sure there isn’t a clear and obvious error
Is there anything more alpha than scoring against Liversissy FC with your cock?
>be Allison>Be the best goalie in the world >Virgil the retard keeps being the worst defender in the world >Allison injured>Virgil can't stop a fucking toddler >Liverpool implodes Klenk and zozzle holy FUCK can Virgil break his neck autofellating in the shower already? Most overhyped, useless piece of shit EVER
>>154496861Does hit his hand but you can't call that handball keeper pushed it onto his thigh he can't do owt about it
The new united manager has them playing like a totally different team
Sofascore didn't give Bruno the assist
REMEMBER TO CLAP ON THE 20th MINUTE FOR JOTA LADS
>>154496861the player in green clearly handles it
bournemouth are coming for liverpool
>>154496844Dubs checked
>>154496885Need 3-0 on 20 minutes
>>154496835every little helps
Who would Liverpool get in to replace baldy?
Liverpoop made a HUGE mistake by selling my NIGGA Darwin.
>using VAR To kill the momentumDisgusting.
>>154496885I was ASSURED on this board they would mourn him at the first game of the season and then move on and not milk it
>>154496900Southgate is available
my boy slotz needs more time
bruno doesn't deserve the assist recordkdb already got 21 but they removed 1 for no reason
Is Mbeumo the Greatest African?
>>154496900Alonso but he'd reject them again
>>154496914no
>>154496895
>no applause for jota >sign on song instead kek based
>>154496914Yes.
Why didn't the liverpool council change impaired driving laws in support of Jota?
mental that these shitters are going to be in the champions league next year
>>154496909On the cuckchair as I fuck his wife and daughter, that is.
>>154496901Diaz aswell
thoughts?
>>154496914Um he's a proud Burgundian man, chud
>>154496914lightskins don't count
This is like a g team Liverpool anyway
HOWLING
Jesus is he ok
>>154496936Surely Isak is objectively the worst signing of all time, right?
Why are they not clapping for Jota
>>154496935Based Arnie Slut hater
How bad of a signing was Wirtz?
>>154496914that would be etoo
should be a foul that
>>154496900>Who would Liverpool get in to replace baldy?
>>154496936kwab post of the century, that one.
>>154496885What ever happened with the toxicology report on that? No way he was sober.
>>154496938>Brighton fan>CuckoldryQuelle surprise (as they say in Brighton)...
could have killed him
>>154496938extremely gay
>>154496949No, that's Mudryk
>>154496914Yakubu, Tony Yeboah
>>154496936I know nobody likes him but losing Trent on a free was mad, especially when Salah was probably always going at the end of this season too, Robertson as well now
kwab
>>154495868
>>154496950>mugsissy having a melty 20 minutes in
>>154496960he's the mayor of new york now
>>154496971True, without Trent they have no one to unlock defenses with linebreaking passes. Mad that Liverpool fans were happy to see him gone.
>>154496969Mudryk wasn't as hyped as Isak, they were comparing the transfer to when United signed Van Persie.
>>154496938>Brighton fan>Slotting into the backline
>>154496914That would be Lua Lua
>gakpiss
>>154496975Almost fucking killed him-
>>154496914
>>154496975very touching ashley young tribute from the liverpool lad
>>154496954he just needs more time
>>154496914Aubameyang
>>154496900
>>154496914henry
>>154496954you could say he's the wirtz player on the pitch
>>154496969Mudryk was an American to Ukraine War payment money scam disguised as a football transfer
>>154496914the absolute STATE of united customers
>>154497005David Brent back at the wheel
>>154497005They don't have the gull to do this.
>>154497017kek
aw man almost 3-0
>>154497013I unironically believe this
van dykes fall off needs studying. He needs putting down
>>154497005Made for Wrexham
FLOWIZZY
are united actually back
cant score
>>154497034mudryk?
>>154496706>>154496730>>154496733just read the whole wikipedia page it was more fun than watching this game
>>154497030is true>>154497041just pissing on them
the problem with wirtz is he always hits it too well
>>154497034Can't appreciate wit when it stares him in the face, your loss.
>Alex Ferguson leaves Old Trafford in an ambulance before matchdidn't he pull this shit back in 2003 or whatever
I'm never going to rate bruno fernandesI just won't do it
>United are still Counter Attack FC>You're away from home missing loads of players>"Let's just knock the ball about and let them counter attack us"
That's cool and all but I'd like you remind you that 11 years, 8 months, 1 week, and 4 days ago a bird shat into Ashley Young's mouth
It's weird seeing Liverpool without a competent striker
oh no
Wow, they are getting played out of the park
>>154496751There’s always something better that’s just the way things are.
What's the deal with today's kick off times? Why have two games overlap and then a massive gap until the next one?
Are United furries the best in furdom?
>>154496914Salah?Drogba?
>>154497065yellow card for simulating
>>154497039They'll sack Carrick in the summer because they'll convince themselves they need a big name and all the old bitter ex united players hate Carrick because his wife was mean to Roy Keane
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If you read this you are gay.
No official assist for Bruno
>>154496900Will Still
>>154497069They want all eyes on how theyre going to rig Tottenham staying up
>>154497039if they can win games without bruno, yes.
>>154497061united have always been a counter attack team, that's why ole and carrick have been successful, none of this possession bollocks
>>154497063They've not had a competent striker for most of the season tbf
>>154496914That would be Mark Fish
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FFS slotty press them from deep, cut off the passing lanes
>>154497062lmao the fucking odds of this happening
>>154497120Wall status?
>>154497090And therefore we need to sit waiting for an hour and a half after this game?
>>154497083jokes on you i dont know how to read
>>154497117We already have a 2nd threadNEW>>154497072>>154497072>>154497072
>>154496422Fucking mick cunt, I hope you lose your wife and house
>>154497128Give it half a decade at least
>Loserpoo
>>154497178idk lad, recent outing pics have her looking very grim
>>154497063>he doesn't remember Liverpool replacing Suarez with rickie lambert, balotelli and borini
>>154496692>the British Isles
nice goal
>>154495344Amad must have world class cock sucking skills, he's so fucking useless but plays every single week