>Friday, 1st MayLeeds vs. Burnley>Saturday, 2nd MayBrentford vs. West HamWolves vs. SunderlandNewcastle vs. BrightonArsenal vs. Fulham>Sunday, 3rd MayBournemouth vs. PalaceMan United vs. LiverpoolVilla vs. Tottenham>Monday, 4th MayChelsea vs. ForestEverton vs. Man City
Lolpool
Chonky bastard
Liver ShiT
NICE TRY LIVERSISSY WE'RE ALL IN HERE>>154498941>>154498941>>154498941
>>154498999so we're laughing at liverpool
poono penandes
>>154498999In awe at the size of this lad
>>154498999Based digitd
no matter the thread Liversissy will be exposed as the pathetic little gimp he is x
>>154499049Big Chungjesh
WE'RE IN HERE>>154498941>>154498941>>154498941
why can't lammens keep a cleanie
praying that villa can win
Livermick
SAAAARRRRR NOOOOOOOOOO WHY DIDNT WE DO THE NEEDFUL SAAAAAARRRRR
>>154499076Nice. Largesh is what I have.
>>154499136>LargeshKEK
spurs are winning btwRDZ too goodGallagher unloked
Slot needs to go.
>>154499136>>154499157Largesh Fatel
>>154499199now now dear don't get upset
>>154499136>>154499212HOWLING
2 threads and liverpool customers are being slaughtered in both of them. Kino. Haven't since this many bodied scousaars since Hillsborough.
I'm back in the saddle againooooh hooo
what's blud doing
>>154499271Bodied by the ref
>>154499271he's such an embarrassment and a mid player
>>154499212>FatelKek. I was wracking my brain trying to think of any other stereotypical name to do a first name surname pun but literally nothing came to mind. >>154499271Silly Bruno. That's not the penalty spot.
>>154499306ref was on his side ironically
>>154499297He's the best CAM in the world.
So what's the excuse for Currypool not winning today then?
>>154499411LMAO
>>154499123>brownoid seething over the only English manager in the top 3
>>154498999Time for the only big game of the day
>>154499460Spurs going down
>>154499444Arne Slot shown levels by a PROPER English manager
>>154499444not enough black players
Mainoo, Rashford, Dorgu and Amad should be starting for England. Quality players.
>>154499553Black Excellence
>Isa Slot reportedly in a relationship with Manchester United player Kobbie Mainoo.As a Liverpool fan I think this is why we lost. When you put this and Jota together you can see the team is grieving.
>Feederpool500 milly spent and losing to their biggest rivals twice, the absolute state
>>154499553England's Brave LionsThey'll score penalties, trust me
>>154499212>Largesh FatelKLENK
>>154499402Do you think it was a red card? I feel like no one would be surprised if it was given but his foot was also very low and his leg wasn't fully outstretched I don't think. One of those orange card scenarios I feel like. Also, can a player get a red card after the match is already over? They can only be banned for saying something abusive, right? And I don't think that technically counts as a red card either?
>>154499582Why are Liverpool fans like this...
>>154499619it should've been a red but he should've been on a yellow already for dissent
KEK LIVERSISSY IS BLAMING THE REFEREE FOR HIS TEAM'S PATHETIC PERFORMANCE
>>154499711Look at the little runt begging for red cards lmaooo
>>154499646>he should've been on a yellow already for dissentTrue. I was going to say he was already on a yellow for dissent but realised he obviously wasn't.
>>154499553Yet not a single one is English.
>>154499893PGMOLs fave club
http://www.braintreetownfc.org.uk/index.htmlIs there a more SOVL website in football? Probably the only club in the world that still takes cheques as well
>>154499230>Haven't since this many bodied scousaars since Hillsborough.
>>154499969too kino for the slop 6
>>154499711They're always the victims
Lammens is shite lmao
whats in liverpools net (apart from the ball)
>>154500110Keeeeeekkk
Szoboszlai is a bit shite x
>>154498999average slop six fan.webm
>spend 500m >get worse Based ABL Slot
>Watkins benchedoh no no no
>>154500186Kek true
>>154500065been saying it all seasonbelgian onana
>>154500213added to my slop six folder
>>154500213The small boats have arrived in the Mersey
>>154500186yup
>>154500215MANY people are saying this.
Thank you based Kiwi
>>154500321Gamethread was PEAK trvthnvke kino
In b4>"b-but sikhs are b-based!"
>>154498999If Spurs go down are their fans aloud here
Just checked the table and apparently Liverpool lost today? Is that true?
>>154500735frayed sew
>>154500755yes babes x
>>154500735They're not aloud anywhere. Especially when it comes to protesting.
>>154500772How could this happen? We won the league last season and then spent £500m; breaking the transfer record twice.
>>154500803well I fink we are a small club and spent badly x
>>154500838But I was ENSURED that Isak and Wirtz are the best players in the world! Why aren't they saving us?
>>154500905newcastle and leverkusen had our pants down darling x
>>154500794heh
>>154500968THOSE FUCKING BASTAD BITCH! GIVE US REFUND NOW! WE LIVERPOOL ARMY WILL NOT STAND FOE THIS
>>154501037calm down hunny we have a new player now x
>>154501075WHY DA FUCKED WE SIGN LIVERSISSY BASTAD SHIT
Whats with the Liversissy melty itt? Did liverpool not win.
Comprehensive David Dilation.
Villabros...
>>154501157Liverpool lost
>>154501292The villans indeed.
Villa getting absolutely dominated by this fucking SHITE Spuds side
>>154501561villa will be fighting relegation next year, total shite club from the city of shite
Relegation Richi has arrived.
Had RDZ been appointed by Spurs instead of Tudor, they would already be safe.
it's fucking over, fuck you Villa you useless twats
Emery out
>who's that lying in the hospital?>who's that dying in the bed?>its Fergie and his wife>makin' all the fucking strife>'cos he cant get his pacemaker to got. based anon
Spurs are staying up. Nothing ever happens.
>>154502910PL would always save them anyway. No chance they would let anything happen to one of Sky's clubs.
>>154502817has fergie been jotad?
Calling them Liverpoo from now on.
I was told Sesko would be getting a hatty and that Bruno was breaking the assist record today?
>>154503022This pic makes me laugh everytime
>>154503062Best I can do is a MOTM to go with his winning goal and new contract for Mainoo.
>>154503134Can you slap on a Salah hiding on the bench like a pussy? Then we have a deal, Rick.
>>154503062Seskshit can't score to save his life
I've conquering all of just eat, i never going to do the stop, Saag and peas and curryI ated the bladdy lotpoppadom chutney and chicken vindalooi am the big fat basterd, because i loving the cow pooALLAH ALLAH ALLAH
Imagine getting beat by a man u team that's lost to 10 men twice this season. Imagine spending half a billy to be that shit.
>>154503479LOL liverpool is shit
>>154503479So nice they had to do it twice.
>>154503407KEK
liversissy desperate to avoid any discussion of the football. It must kill him to know how shit his grim little club is
Man United have 3 wins in a row and the next 2 games are Sunderland and Forest >>154503661True
>>154503807Fucking Hell didnt even realise. Reckon everyone is keeping quiet so that gimp with the hair doesnt pipe up.
>>154498999Did another flopped thread cause Dave to have a melty like Alex Ferguson (KWABed heart)
Surely this can't slip
I still think spurs lose the last 2 games
Liverpool have lost 18 games this season (so far)
if that was in serie a no one would even question match fixing
>>154504314Checked and cleared. Dilate Slotto.
>>154504306You could tell because emery didnt react to anything. Usually he's shouting and screaming but today he was just standing and watching like he was observing a training match.
my only consolation is that the rest of the teams Spurs play will actually try and win and today could just be a one offand West Ham are certainly capable of beating Newcastle and Leeds, or even getting a point off Arsenal like they did Citynot over yet
>>154504305They announced that they're keeping Slot btw. Small club mentality.
Dear Arsenal Football Club, I need you to deliver us our yearly 3 points next week. Kind regards.
Liverpool NEED 4 points to guarantee UCL
United were gifted 2 goals and almost bottled it to Liverpoo Kek it's kino
>>154504698Last time I saw a Slut on a leash was when Liversissy's mum came over last night
>>154504698Kek
>>154503407>ALLAH ALLAH ALLAHlmao
Emery is a disgrace
If utd win the next 2 games and we never have to hear from the faggot with the fro, give Carrick an 8 year contract.
This season, an english player has scored the winning goal in all matches between Manchester United and Liverpool.
Fuck villa lmao
>>154504306Blatantly obvious and no ones even acknowledging it. Big 6 cartel at it again.
NEW: Aston Villa have prohibited the right to film Unai Emery during press conferences.During TV broadcasts, he can't be filmed or recorded.
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>>154505720Based. English people 'ate scouse poofters.
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If we beat Leeds I am buying all the Tottenham x Peppa Pig merch
>>154505878The silence is DEAFENING
from an objective neutral standpoint - if everton manage a draw/win, is this the worst weekend of results in the history of sport? (any sport, not just football)
Limp matchfixing esque performance by villa
>>154506004
No better feeling Reds! Waking up on a frosty morning when you have a heat pump.
>>154503407KEKKK
>>154505908Buy a Spurs shirt with Peppa on the back
why do manure hindus hate England so much?
Manchester United manager >white englishman with blue eyes Manchester United club owner>sir Jim "I hate immigrants" Ratcliffe>white man with blue eyes born in Manchester Liverpool manager >mystery meat dutchman with brown eyesLiverpool club owner>american Jews
>>154506909Because they're brown
>>154506982WTF United is based now??
>>154506982Not to mention, Slot's daughter is a coal burner. As is tradition in the Netherlands.
That penalty Bournemouth won against palace is probably the softest penalty ive ever seen. Even the bbc commentator said games gone
>The Glazer family still owns a majority stake in Manchester United, but they ceded control of football operations to Sir Jim Ratcliffe and INEOS in February 2024Kneel if you love Israel
>>154506376No because Manchester United won :)
>>154506909Probably irish glory seekers
>>154507068Hasidic David likes this one
>>154507008Always have been
>>154507105I kneel, United sama...
>>154507008God's favourite club :)
>>154506982Liversissy did not like this one
>>154507142>Godfred Friday Ugochumwe
>>154507067We dont talk about matches here mate just schizo posting x
>>154507068I kneel Israel senpai...
>>154507174Based Liversissy
>>154506909You'd think they'd stand up for England considering how much leeway we give them for their Diwali
>>154507142Africa United
>>154507142Blackchester United troons...... We worship Black men now.....???
>>154506982>>154507008Even as a lifelong homosexual Indian Liverpool customer, I have to admit that Manchester United is the best club in England.
>>154507207>>154507226Inshallah Mbeumobro we always have From the jungle to the seaManchester is the place to immigrate for me
>>154507226Based Isa Slot
>>154507255saw this pic in the matchy and kekked
>>154507142>2010 WC song starts playing
>>154507237I respect your honesty
>>154507142Black Lives Matter: the football club
good guys Liverpool giving Man U the win so Carrick can be extended and they can crash out of the top 4 next year when they have Champions League midweek games to play (least amount of games played in the league)
>>154507142Black Excellence, those are some brave Lions
Liversissy having a mental breakdown teehee
>>154501186>Comprehensive David Dilation.oh and xhe will be all night long
>>154507304Marcus rashford mural
>>154507321Kek based how's his undefeated streak going
>>154507340Posting his entire folder bless him x
Liverpond bros
>>154507375rashford and saka desu desu
*kneels on your neck for blm*
>>154507142It’s over
>>154507366Wouldn't be a night in /epl/ without a midnight mantroony melty
Liverpuddle
United to Liverpool>let me tell you something, you stupid little runt. I own you. You're my bitch.
>>154507400>*kneels on your neck for blm*KEK
>>154507400Fenty Floyd bros.... BLMchester bros.... We're cooked
>>154507425
>>154506982they just keep getting away with it
>>154507508>zoom in>noseOy vey
>>154507508They look like fine upstanding citizens to me, definitely haven't uttered the words "ANUDDAH SHOAH" before
>>154507508how many Fatels could they feed this Diwali
corrfink the finker was rightaston villa reelin' from europeno way spurs get relegated nowif arsewogs bottle the season and we stay up it will be as good as europa league last yearreckon west ham and crystal palace will get points off arsereckon spurs will win all remaining matches
>>154507703are u not dun?
We were mean to win the league with Isak and squirtz la
Awh sweet a liversissy melty thread
boggled
ANOTHER flopped thread Dave?
>>154507829He's been getting bodied all day
>>154507142where's Mainoo
>>154507847fraid so
>>154507865Don't insult our Mahogany King Kobbie Mainoo like that
>>154507888jesus dave get a grip
>enter thread>liversissy getting bodied SOVL
>>154507838I need this cat image
>>154507847that part
>>154507847Clock it>>154507930Ask the Spurs fan
>>154507930'ere you go
4channel would be much better without all the fucking insane people babbling nonsense everywhere. you should kill yourselves honestly
>>154507967Thanks fren
>>154507255Transchester learning centre
>>154508045KEK
Wayne Trooney
>>154508085Crazy how it's been months since that was said and mantroony has been eternally broken by it
Just woke up and shitpool still lost
>>154507916Wouldn't be epl without getting slapped silly
>plastic>doesn't watch the match
>>154508085Ooh haha
>>154508185KEK
>>154508100Nah. Genuinely everyone thinks it's shit. It's second only to "mantroony".I'm sorry you're still mindbroken by "scousaar", but at the end of the day it's a top tier meme and yours is a shit tier gimmick.
>>154508209Is this the goal that caused that post?
>>154508224Scousaar and Transfield are generational
>>154508100TRUEEE
>>154508248Embarrassing how he copied the post a minute later and samefagged all night after being BTFO by Trooney
>>154508224Scousaar kek thats a good one
>>154508248>we have Wayne Trooney at home>makes a list of players
>>154508248Enough seethe to feed a Fatel for generations
>Virgin Trans Dyke
>>154508248>Gets Cooked>Thinks about Jürgen Klopps cock Gay Village accusations are never being forgotten
>>154508248mantroony is gonna have a biblical melty tonight thanks to this, just sit back and watch him samefag again
>Farteta>Gaybriel>Dicklet Rice>Gaya>Victor Gynokeres>Bukakke Slacker>Poois Piles-Smelly
>>154508248>Transfield
Old Trapford
mfw kaguraspursy won
>>154509710dimes
Sneederpool Feedball Club formerly chucks
>>154510381Formerly Klops
mainoo makes me proud as an englishman
I thought this was a rather interesting point. One side of me tells me its cope and the other tells me its an interesting opinion. The Villa team were all first team players. It was a weakened team, but not like it was the U21s.
why are they like this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JZm1krVKzBY jam for today
>>154498999Corr that's a big Indian bloke
>>154508290kek
>howeverSaarchester Troonited
>>154511351kek
>>154508290>>154508612>>154510381Keeeeekkk
>>154511351That's Arsenal vs Chelsea
>>154511031They're captained by Ice Spice
>>154511415ssshhhhh just let him be
Leon Bailey is an Instagram baddie now lmao
>>154511546But he is retarded
Man United are in the title race next season
>>154511911inshallah
>>154511667>sissy is butthurt i trooned out his lame-o teamsorry, i dont have pics of transchester
>>154511911>be not in any other competitions>players rested and dilated>still barely edge out bournemouthngmi
Since Michael Carrick was appointed Champions You'll never sing that>>154512107>players rested and dilatedholy kek
My spurs are staying up ;)
>>154511911W
>>154499297Mid as far as world class players go
Why don't world class players want to play for Liverpool FC?
>>154512626they had rickie lambert buddy
Uh...
>>154512626Stepping stone club
today i learned jonathan david is the top goalscorer of canadian NThe's still 26yo, dude isn't even canadian-born.
>>154513055You didnt check Trivago?
pulisic to man united almost done deal
spursy curse
>>154510381currently cucks
>>154511031Where they going lmaoooo
>weplay today
>>154513813prove it
ANDWE'RE LIVEThis morning to tell you that Man Dilated are a grim little club
>and here we can see the ongoing liversissy melty that’s expected to continue throughout the week and leading into the weekend…
>>154505908Is this kosher?
>>154513012>£250,000 a minute>£50 million a goal>still the possibility of Europa league
>>154510892the idea of being anti-competitive is pure cope and unprovable. while anyone can see a squad is not the best lineup available, the club is allowed to prioritise for anything and so keeping better players fit for a must-win game against Forest to make a Euro final instead of a "pointless" game in the league which affects nothing is allowed under sport and business. they were not playing to lose, they were just shit. having totally subjective rules based on the opinions of some judgemental commission is ridiculous. it is a stupid idea you shouldn't even entertain and the idea of a point reduction is one of the most cry-baby responses i have seen regarding sport. where would you draw the line? putting on a 17 year old for match experience and then conceeding a goal means you get docked some points for suddenly becoming anti-comptetitive because you don't have the best players on the pitch?
Thinking about how Liverpool lost yesterday
>>154514719I'm thinking about how they've lost 19 times this season.
remember Harvey Elliot? lmao
>Liverpool fan shouts about Munich disaster outside Man Utd megastore >gets knocked out cold on floor>Liverpool fans play victimLmao at the entirety of yesterday. Liverpool fans having a collective melty including Carragher live on tv
>the last two seasonsw e w
>>154514908It appears livercucks have been turbokwabbed from pillar to post. Very enjoyable!
>>154514908You LOVE to see it
Waiting for Carragher to go nuclear and call out Rio Ferdinand for cheating on his dying wife
>>154508318Yup, can confirm it was another midnight mantroony melty. A man without his meds
>>154514972wow he's clinging to the floorlike the busby babes did when they fell from the sky and came crashing down to earth kek
>>154515045KEK
>>154514911I reckon it's probably just coincidence that it it coincides with the introduction of FFP, PSR, or whatever you want bloody call it.
>>154514911>>154515064This year it might be 40 points.
>>154511911I’d like to see manure challenging again desu
>>154514972Absolutely jotad that dipper.
>>154514972wtf HE SLEEPING is it 98 now
So, it happened AGAIN
City charges: 130, not 115 >When the Premier League charged City in 2023, its press release detailed alleged rules breaches that added up to 115 in number, but it is believed that the actual number is 130. https://www.skysports.com/football/news/11679/12804623/man-city-premier-league-charges-explained-what-are-they-what-could-punishment-be-whats-the-timescaleHillsborough death count: 99, not 97 >Two Hillsborough survivors have taken their own lives after being "retriggered" by the events of the Champions League Final at the Stade de France.https://www.liverpoolecho.co.uk/news/liverpool-news/two-hillsborough-survivors-taken-lives-25122577
None of Liverpool's players have resell value. Salah is going on a free as will van Dijk.
>>154515201When it reaches 100 deaths do they win a prize?
>>154515216What was the point in giving Salah a 2 year deal if they are just going to let him walk alone on a free half way through.
S
>>154515221>When it reaches 100 deaths>>154514972we could be there
>Manchester United are interested in signing West Ham United midfielder Mateus Fernandes.>The 21-year-old is being discussed by a number of clubs, including United, and is expected to leave West Ham should they be relegated from the Premier League. @JBurtTelegraph
Liverpool have a bright future in Rio Ngumoha. Truly a generational player. Much better than Downman
>>154515262El Slotto will unlock him la
Doleman Dave carrying on his generational seethe I see
Liversissy doesn’t know it’s a bank holiday lmao
if a bank holiday meant anything then more people would be using this threadtrannies can't think
>>154515441cooked him
>>154515441Oh my word he's been Munichd
>spurs staying up>city winning the league>celtic winning the splNothing. Ever. Happens.
>>154515512can you take your incel phrase back to /brit/ or preferably /britfeel/
>>154515526I don't use those threads as I am neither a tranny nor a cuckold
>>154515233when his pacemaker stops making pace I'm gonna laff
Chelsea manager starting his son at LW lol
>>154515553monday match usually doesn't start this early, is it a holiday now there?
>>154515569Yeah it's St. Frotters Day.
>>154515553Huh? Am I missing something
>liversissy gets rattled>spams thread
van Dijk would make a very good politician post-football. Unashamed bullshitter and never hesitates to palm blame off on to others.
Tran U are in so much debt that they needed fergie to guilt trip pigmol into rigging the match
I take prime Milner over Szoboslai anytime
Just having a tally up on the LFC 2025 summer bill>Wirtz £130m+£20m tip to his Dad>Isak £150m + £50m physio costs>Frimpong £50m>Kerkez £50m>Leoni £35m>Mamardashartvilli £30m>£45m/year in contracts for Van Dijk and Salah
>>154515669and next season they're already paying for jacquet the young cb
>>154513922Kek
imagine parliament passed these laws:>football in this country has to be free to air>teams have to have 6 domestic players on pitch at all times>all owners have to be British/English>only Brits/Irish are allowed to attend PL gameswhich, if any, would /sp/ agree with?
>>154514972This is why liversissy stopped posting during the game. Dave jotad him.
>>154515401I woke up for work this morning because I forgot its a bank holiday. Got straight back into bed :)
>>154515594Daily occurrence
>>154515683I remember being on a plane last year from Pakistan and an elderly woman who seemed very nice didn’t speak a word of English and just smiled. I noticed she had a British passport. When you say only Brits/Irish can attend, what qualifies?
>>154515707>When you say only Brits/Irish can attend, what qualifies?just English speaking/historical fans
>>154515669Well they must have won the premier league this season?
>>154515591Wow a Derry playing for London
>>154515719We need to bring in an oral exam to attend matches. Seems a lot of work
>>154515721bold move neto and garnachingz got dropped for this dude, remind me of the hilarious tyrique george stint
>>154515740no? just have irish and british fans. you will have a better atmosphere
Only people on the dole should be allowed to attend matches.
Szoboszlai needs to move to a big club. He's so wasted at Liverpool.
>>154515778how about get a job and make some money to afford tickets Davinder
>>154515785Lads I think we've found THE curry muncher
>>154515793Flexing the Premier League badge on Man United is like flexing the Champion's League badge on Real Madrid.Is he retarded?
3-1 to chelsea, dialing it in. easy money.
>AC Milan & Man United back in the UCLK I N O
>>154515824when did Man United last win the league? I don't mean the Since Michael Carrick was appointed trophy
>>154515824This. 13 Premier League titles for Man United. 2 Premier League titles for Liverpool.
>>154515847Over 10 years
>>1545158472012/13
>>154515847Man United haven't won the Premier League. Only Chelsea, City and Liverpool have.
>>154515854>>154515856yikes
>>154515824I didn't realise just how dominant Manchester was. They own the Premier League.
>>154515857brainlet
>>154515847Fucking Leicester City have won it since
Things can only get better from here chelsea bros
>>154515867>It's only okay when trannies from manny pick an arbitrary start dateThe Premier League changed name in 2016-17. Only 3 clubs have won that title.
LMFAOchelski scum on suicide watch
>>154515882>>It's only okay when trannies from manny pick an arbitrary start date>The Premier League changed name in 2016-17. Only 3 clubs have won that title.based KEK so tran u have never won the prem? that's crazy
>>154515824Yup.1. Manchester United (13 titles)2. Manchester City (8 titles)3. Chelsea (5 titles)4. Arsenal (3 titles)5. Liverpool (2 titles)6. Blackburn (1 title)7. Leicester (1 title)
It's so easy for Szoboszlai to work those troons into a seething shoot
>>154515854it's been that long since they were relevant? fucking hell no wonder they cling to a top 4 finish like it's a piece of silverware, they're the new arsenal
>>154515824Why did this post cause Liversissy to seethe and samefag? Kek. Can't even state facts without the mong shitting up the thread.
>>154515871True but the Premier League started in 16/17
>>154515893>It's so easy for Szoboszlai to work those troons into a seething shootYeah now that tranny from Manny is bubbling and talking about MUH HISTORY
Chelsea have gotten away with abuse all season
>>154515920Who would've thought pointing to a badge would've caused a meltdown from thin skinned Indian manure customersAlso Chelsea are horrendous, no new manager bounce?
>>154515921they kept maresca for over 500 days you know
>>154515906Because he knows it's over, it's just slot and his bucks for the next 10 years.
>>154515920small club things
>>154515942Bless him x
>>154510892Isn't the fixture schedule the real problem? Villa didn't really have a choice because winning the Europa League and getting to the Champions League would be considered better than just finishing 5th I imagine. But if they could afford more rest between games, they might have actually turned up for this game as well?
>>154515871>Leicester City have won the league more recently than Manchester United>Leicester City will be in League One next season KEK
>>154515793KLENK mantroony is actually seething holy shit he'll be spamming his album all day
>>154515992league one club > tran uleague two club (Grimsby) > tran u forest > chelsea
>>154515978Kek
>chelshit
Things can only get better from here chelseabros
Chelsea are a fucking joke. £2.7bn bottlejobs. Losing at home to Forest's second XI.
Rosenior vindicated
>>154515824Scurrying off the pitch with his tail between his legs.>kwaboszlai
>>154516060Kek thats a good one
Chelsea are 9th. Let's not talk about that btw. Dave wouldn't like it.
>>154515793kek it's STILL causing seethe
Cole Palmer should never play for England ever again, the most overrated player alive. Worse than Foden!
POV you are a Liverpool fan
>>154516073yeah fuck Palmer and Foden, we need more Black Excellence in the team. Kobbie Mainoo should be starting instead.
>>154515793Why does pointing at a logo cause so much butthurtness
cole palmer is utterly dismal jesus christ
>>154516094bc they'll never taste glory again, carrick sacked next year btw
Chelsea are utterly fucking shit. Their fans deserve this and worse.
>Liverpoo
>>154516087Jotad
Chelsea crashing down the table like a plane in Munich
>>154516134Its true...
>>15451579340 minutes later and the effects of this post are still being felt
>Liverpool Jej
>>154516160Are you gonna keep samefagging it until it has more replies than >>154515824 ?Got to be better ways of spending your bank holiday lad.
The Scousers-waking-up-at-3 fact has yet to be disproven Lost yesterday by the way got battered in fact
>>154516183liversissy in shambles >losing to man u home and away
>>154516183He just woke up from the coma Dave put him in. See: >>154514972
Nice to see local lad Kobbie Mohamed Mainoo score the winner yesterday
>Scousaar still so reeling from yesterday that he's shitting up the thread by samefagging to show how mad he isn't (he is)
>>154516258Daily occurrence
Palmer, only good at penalties, just missed a penalty. LEAVE THIS FUCKING SHIT CUNT AT HOME TOMMY!
LOL this guy is asking to be sacked
>>154515793fucking hell this caused so much cope
>>154516173>>154516529
chelsea's youth prospect got a horrible head injury and then palmer missed a penalty as they go in 2-0 down at halftimesurely things can only get better from here onwards
Notts Forest are really Jotaing the fuck out of Chelsea here, what the heck
>>154516087or making your debut for Chelsea
>>154516652Kek. Palmingz missed the pity pen too.
>>154515824Yes but in Hungarian
>open thread>see mantroony having his daily melty taking up 95% of the posts>leave thread>go outside
>open Liverpool FC training ground>don't see Jota ANYWHERE>leave Liverpool FC training ground>don't be a tranny
>>154516463He’ll get another chance next year once Isak gets a preseason under his belt and TWirtz has his established needed time
>>154515793>point to badge>pic gets taken>post pic in /epl/>cause a melty
Chelseabros...Also this just makes Villa look even more awful by comparison lol.
alright it's 0-3 now, this is sort of the hardest Chelsea can fall. The darkest moment before dawn. For chelsea things can only improve now
>>154516863new gimmick unlocked?
Okay enough of Livercunt trying to cope after last night This Chelsea result is fucking historic
>>154516863Which manager is insane enough to go there?
>>154516878Yeah, Klarnaboy won't like it
Anyone seriously pushing for Cole Palmer in the WC squad is mentally-ill.
How many concussion subs do you get?
wow really nobody gives a shit about chelsea huh
Why won't the media or even /epl/ talk about how utterly shite Chelsea have been. Worse than Newcastle!
>>154517133>>154517064Talk about any other club in the a league and a Manchester United supporting schizo will shut it down and start babbling
Maybe Chelsea should just start wearing yellow from now on.
KWAB
i'm 'aving a laff
Your FA Cup finalists
Villa really should sack Emery after this ridiculous gamble which has gifted Forest the win
Glad Carrick is getting the job, he really gets the most out of Dalot and Maguire
Delap is underrated as an all-time atrocious signing due to The Chelsea Effect
The comeback is on!
Certified liversissy melty
>>154516807Kek
>>154515824You got him samefagging all day with this one post. Gonna come back later when hes done 5 rows of samefagging on his post and claiming he "won".
Chelsea = shitChelsea shitChelshit
Sold match to Forest, pathetic
It is a bank holiday today correct. Celebration of Star Wars. One of the most important religions in USA (we are part of the states unofficially)
Spuds will beat chelshit as well btwJust as i told you. Why don't you guys just listen to me and place the bets?Its easy money
Cheers, Chels. Love a bit of lexicographical sorting me.
>>154515793the fact that grown men feel threatened by that is embarrassing
Seeing as there's no 5:30 game, we all gonna watch hearts vs rangers?
>>154517430May the 4th be with you
CHELSEA NOW DEAD-BOTTOM OF THE FORM TABLE LMFAOOOOoOoOooo >n-no go by last 10 not last 6- Yeah that's fair DEAD LAST ON THAT AS WELL LMFAO!!!!!
>>154517404Thank you Liam
>>154516173>>154516854>>154517451Let's see how long this lunatic samefags for
average slop six fan
>>154517452uh Div 7 playoff finals are on lad
>>154517451let's see how threatened Liversissy is when we tot up total PL wins
>>154517468Probably for as long as you give him attention.
>>154517482Stream?
The Stoppable Force vs the Movable Object
>>154517523Div 7 isn't televised silly.Best you can hope for is BBC local radio.National North/South finals will be on DAZN on Saturday though.As well as National League final (Rochdale/Boreham Wood) on Sunday at 3pm.EFL playoff finals on Sky as always.but aye Div 6 is bedrock for TV.
>>154517451Kek got a grown man samefagging on a bank holiday Mancunians need the rope
>2000 people for Division 10why are we so fucking based
>>154516807Hillied him
>>154517619>Hillied himKek
>>154517588>1940 spectatorsamerican were they?
You now realise Spurs are staying up because of 1 point. They point being draw against Liverpool at Anfield with Igor Tudor the loser as manager. A thousand years of misery isn’t enough for what that club has done.
>>154517482>real bedfordwhy not just royal. or is it real as in there's a fake bedford too
>>154517669Bedford Town is the main club there.
Just shown my missus the liverpool result and she said "kek liversissy bodied".
>>154515793Legend has it that this image is still causing a headloss
slots jota’d this season into a right hilly
>>154517728fraid so
>>154515793Please delete, I can’t take it anymore
>>154517728He's so triggered that he's babbling nonsense now on a Monday evening
Szobozlai gone on holiday again ladsOnly got another match on weekend like
>>154517646They will beat Chelsea bro
>>154517742i really really like hilly posting
>>154517765He should point at the PL badge again
>>154517789Or point to Slots bald head getting chummy with Wayne lineker again
Use when ready :D>>154517800>>154517800
>>154516094Utd fans are celebrating doing the double over you and qualifying for the CL while you're coping in here by dreaming up fantasies about nonexistent seething, you're not at all bitter though
>>154517588youre on the dole
>>154517450>waka waka ey ey>1 billion down the drain>notts forest scores again
>>154516163kekkers
>>154515683league would suck
>>154515233gaylass turdbussyon
>Chelshit
>>154517701She’s right
Did liverbatty get bodied at old trafford again?
>>154517646no, villa is to blame for rolling over. Normally Emery is screeching like a retard on the touchline but he didn't really give a shit yesterday
>>154517646Spurs are going down because West Ham are getting the 3 points vs Arsenal
>>154517669Their badge is kino. It manages to look as hokey as an American franchise, but has sovl or a certain zhuna say kwah about it. 10/10.
>>154518663He was thinking about the brown envelope
>liverpoop meltdown in the everton matchy KWAB
>West Ham take 3 points off Arsenal and cuck them out of the league while also cucking Spurs by relegating them in the processWhat a chad club. Hope Miwaw are promoted.
>>154518986It has to happen
>>154498999now that's a fat brown manure customer
>>154519025Hello saar
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