Texas Motor Speedway (3:30 PM EDT, FS1/HBO Max)HocevarSuarezBuescherHamlinBriscoeBuschBellReddickBowmanGibbs
you know who wins this
expert picks >Harvick11 car>Bowyer11 car>Lil Jamie45 car>Myers5 car
45 car wins and does a reverse burnout
>>154500061Drunk off bapple and I got a roast in the crockpot. Let’s go BAMF!
>NBA rookie of the yearWho fucking cares?
>>154500061I hope Reddick and Bubba wreck their cars and are severely injured and can never race again, but are still able to care and provide for their families.
thread themehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wCxKVpaAI_g
Roll for number of (non-fake) cautions.
>>154503235https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZuiyeBqrvxs
>>15450329010+
fuck tyler gon do
Practice speeds were all over the place feels like there's no clear favorite today, rooting for the amigo.
>>154503290120
>>154500061Zesty Waltrip is so based
Damn how tall is Waltrip. He's got 3 inches on McDowell which I thought was like 6'5
holy shit 101 year old iwo jima vet anthem singer
Based 101 year old man anthem.
>>154500061Iwo Jima survivor? Should’ve called him Iwo Jima slayer, he definitely killed dozens of people.
Someone’s dog signing this? I like it
>>154503445he killed 50 men
Objective shit anthem
>>154503390Mikey is 6'5, McDowell is listed as 6'1"
ABSOLUTELY BASED
Fucking greatest generation can’t give up any jobs to the next generation
MIKE WALTRIP HAS A HORSE COCK!
BAMF stands for Bad Ass Motherfucker now
It's funny the marketing for the World Cup to USA audience is "they're going to need a an act of God, but watch anyway!"
6 7
At +60000, Riley Herbst is going to get me a new Lexus when he takes the checkered flag.
Fords time
>>154500061BAMF’s car will wreck today sadly
Good anthem. Here's to the following DNF:HamlelBitch ass mother fuckerRedditGibsBlane-she
>>154503539Toss $1 on every driver then toss a dollar on pairings of all driver combinations
not sure if TMS still does this but in college they were looking for about 20-30 volunteers to stay in the suites and help give directions to amenities if someone asked. i wanted to do it but never did because i always half thought it would be lame as shit
Unless Bubba takes out half the field again this week, BAMF will be finishing a limped dick 15th.
>>154500061BASED SLAYER
someone post link to web stream, please
FUCKING SLAYER
>>154503572Oh yeah, forgot bubble wallace
RIDE THE DENTE
>SLAYER
>>154503594just search dd12 on google
fucking slayer
>>154503572Who’s your driver, faggot?
REIGN IN BLOOD
>>154503577would only be worth it if you had some plan to juice up some rich fucker and get a job or make some kind of connection. working for free. fuck no.
>>154503594why would anyone do that?>pic unrelated
>>154503610>dd12 on googlethanks m8
>>154500061not baking /turnleft/ into the OP is just a dick move, anon
FARKIN STREAMS NOT WORKING I WANNA WATCH THE ANDY'S CHOCOLATE MILK 500
I’m all ranched up rn
>>154503629>working for freeyou got paid in experience
\m/https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tdt6-jJ1_Ew
>>154503594somos fox on yt if you can stand the taco commentary
>>154503632I know, righ?thx 2 u 2
Video games and anime
>long run >lap 80>lap 165>lap 267
If BAMF somehow pulls it out today the hype will get out of handI'm optimistic for a top 10 finish
>tfw no race fan gf
>>154503696Now we're ready to race
>>154503703>Video games and animebased>Cody Ware ahead of SVGcringe
>>154503696gigabased
>>154503696>>154503703Nice timing
>>154503349I'll be happy if any Spire wins
>>154503732let's say theoretically we go to a nascar race. is picking up women possible? perhaps in the snack line or in the stands next to you.
>Fox still can't sync audio and video for shitWhoever decided to operate out of a studio needs to be beaten.
Im imagining the car in front is farting on the car behind in this demonstration
>>154503795Imagine the stench of some post race pussy after a 95 degree August day in Daytona.
>>154503810Popped me
Little fluffy clouds knowers know
wtf is hamlel doing
Good thing he has progressive insurance
bumba basino car :DDD
GREEEEEN
wait lebron james drives the safty car in nascar? what the fyuck
BOOGITYBOOGITYBOOGITY
BOOGITY BOOGITY BOOGITY>>154503844days of thunder moment
Kyle Busch
LET'S GOOOOOOOOO
I don't watch Nascar. Is Bubba really as popular as the broadcast makes it seem?
>>154503832pits and ass for me but all the same
So Coca Cola / Monster and McDonalds left 23XII before this season and they are the winningest team of the season thus far.
>>154503898lol who carescars go vroooom is all that matters
>>154503898No.His die casts get produced, then linger on Lionel's clearance page for two years.
>>154503920Okay, so that's a no.
>>154503898No. He is Reddit’s driver
why are nascars 25 mph slow than the early 2000s. i remember seeing drivers go over 200 mph frequently
>>154503898Yes. He is Reddit's driver
>>154503795I'm sure at MIS you can if you hang in the campground. There is 9000 campsites and its a complete fucking shitshow
Do they always not have fans underneath the tron at this track? It makes it look like less people are there.
BAMF already has a full second lead, he's locked the fuck in this weekend
>>154503881They get a celebrity or cancer patient or whatever to drive the opening pace laps. There's no skill or knowledge required to do it. Someone who knows the rules and procedures does it for the rest of the race. (I couldn't tell if you were being serious or joking)
>writing a work email while watching this
>>154503898He's got the most instragram followers or something. But none of his "fans" will buy anything and I doubt they actually even watch NASCAR races.
>>154503969thanks, i was flippantly seriouz
>>154503926>>154503937>>154503947Thanks. The last time I watched, it was Gordon, The Busch Brothers, Sterling Marlin and Mark Martin racing.
>>154503645forgive me, i am extremely stoned
>>154503981>But none of his "fans" will buy anythingi cant even afford mcdonalds these days
>>154503970Pic didn’t attach, woe is me
lots of qts in the stands today as well
>>154504009just have ai do it
Who’s the most retarded driver apart from Stenhouse
>>154504005I don't give a fuck what you can and cannot afford, son. I'm not your daddy.
A bubba win would heal this shit ass season
>>154504029Herbst or Bubbles
>Suarez 5th already It's too early for a siesta
>>154504029Chastain or Gragson
>>154503898He was NASCAR's favorite toy for the last couple years and was given cheated up cars every week but kept choking and wrecking so they're slowly moving on to the next new crop of drivers (Hocevar, Gibbs, Zilisch, Heim). Also the broadcast sometimes has a carved out segment for him but Mike Joy knows the game and makes it quick and uninteresting on purpose.
>>154503173CHEERS
>>154504020Jamie said there was a bunch of women in the stands not wearing shirts during the truck race Friday. Any photo evidence of that?
>>154504029as of this moment its briscoe. lmao what an idiot
as much as i want to like carson he doesn't deserve to win this race.
>>154504028Yeah I am writing the main stuff and then ask ai to make it a nice coherent email. I am free tomorrow (every Monday free) and Tuesday is also free at my company due to it being liberation day. Unfortunately that leaves a lot of work to cram in 3 days. Luckily my colleague will have something to do tomorrow while i sleep lol
Bowman top 10. caution when
KFB
>>154504119Jamie was dripping 40 weight thinking about joining them and finding a THROBBING MEMBER.
Poorez is sinking like a stone. I will never understand how this man still has a Cup Series ride, and at a good mid-tier team too
>>154504125the winner of the race deserves to win the race
>>154504142
>>154504133>liberation dayis this liberation from spain or le heckin nazis
>>154504001I hate potheads.
>>154504119They had their bras on, they were in the stands with the shirtless guys waving their shirts
>>154504160-As so long it's not Toyota
>>154504001die
>>154504186shut up unc
>>154504186>>154504210nerd motherfuckers
>>154504092Ah thanks.
>>154504155He's a minority that liberals don't get grossed out looking at, because he's basically white
>>154504186Same it ruined my brain
>>154504207*45 wins*
>>154503618Me you homo
>>154504196I don't feel like that counts
Dutch commentator stating you cannot compare BAMF and Max Verstappen. Due to the sport differing too much >>154504178Le heckin nazis
Does Rick Ware actually pay his son a in easrnest salary to drive? Serious question.
How do we fix Texas?
>>154504211But pot is an unc drug.
>>154504274>access to race car >access to other race teams >company car >food>lodging can you blame him for not driving lmao
>>154504274He pays extra for crashing
>>154504256What a weird thing to say. Are people in Dutchland trying to compare them?
>>154504029Austin Dillon is a certified moron
>>154504293what?
>>154504278blacktop the track
>>154504155towpiss loves those sweet billionaire checks>>154504278texas should have gotten the atlanta reconfig, atlanta just neefed some maintenance
>>154504307He’s Pappy’s grandson though, you can’t hate him
SVG sucks
>spectrum car
>>154504304You can send in your questions in through X or Instagram and the commentator will sometimes answer them during the race. 2bh the guy is pretty knowledgeable about it
>>154504370:( :( :(
>>154504278how do we fix the most generic track? idk knock down turns 3 and 4, extends the track and make turns 3 and 4 way different from turns 1 and 2.
>>154504278Change the car package. The two other races this weekend have been great.
>Suarez down to 18thRIP Amigo
>>154504402How many of your fellow countrymen watch NASCAR?
>>154504474Now he's just going to find Trackhouse drivers and fuck with them the rest of the race.
>>154504438it’s not his fault :( he can’t figure out something.
>Van gis Burger
Ford Bros. What are we going to do about the 21? I don't think Berry has it.
>>154504402Sounds a lot like what they're doing on the German broadcast. I switched to the English audio version cause the commentator has to answer the same questions every Sunday and they're missing out on a lot of stuff that's going on on the race track because they're so busy with their emails.
>>154504550What are some of the questions?
>>154504543It’s not a top ride he is doing fine with it
Todd Gilliland terrorist action
>lellKWAB
>>154504566Is an turnleft driver a athlete CAWSHUN
LMAO
SMOL JUANBIG HIT
KWAB
K W A BWAB
1 yoda down
>>154504543I don’t talk shit about the wood brothers sorry
BELL BTFO. shouldn't have been looking at your mirror
Bell's crew chief isn't happy
Gillillelel back to his old self
KWABBED by a shitter running out of talent
golly
>>154504646oh lawd he comin
Fuck you denny
I wish that would happen to Denny.
>>154504486I just checked the numbers and the 29th of march race (martinsville) had a market share of 0,3% at that moment, 7k viewers average over the emission. Which is somehow what I expected. I know some colleagues watch it, and one of my mates usually checks the highlights
>>154504646finna bout to, ya feel me?
Great pit stop for BAMF
>james little on pit road>ragen smith >black guy
>>154504700it was orchestrated
that was for charlie
>>154504689that's wild to me. I would have never though that many people over there watched races.
DAYUM that chick was a mega hottie, did anyone get a screenshot
>>154504766>that chick was a mega hottieyes>did anyone get a screenshotno
Based cameraman
>SVG back on the lead lapwe are so back
>>154504766>>154504792ty based anonfucking PERFECT tummy
>>154504766>>154504792what are they feeding those texans with? damn
Why they allow him to drive?
KWABLANEY
>>154504792mmmm i'd love to exchange vows with her and then watch several strangers run a train on her in a hotel bed
i ate all of my snacks yesterday
>bellgood fucking riddance
Stenhouse ;)
Picks
>>154504860make an air sandwich
>>154504792*hits pipe*
CAM ON BAMF
>>154504860i was a good boy and i have beef jerky AND two bags o chips left :)
THAT JONES BOI
happy for jones boi
>>154504916Good for Jimmie
>>154504886>Bravesbased
does great value chicken nugget anon still post in /turnleft/?
>>154504886You posted your child on 4chan, nobody should trust you
Jamie is glowing in the Texas sun.
Has Erik Jones really never gotten a stage win before? That doesn't sound right.
>>154504937he's busy banging thots and getting sponsorship over at the miami f1 race
>>154504996>you will never be dangerously dehydrating in a desert environment, requiring the much-better-hydrated jamie to urinate directly in your mouthwhy even live
>>154504566Why do they turn left and not turn right? What is the lucky dog rule? Why are road courses part of the NASCAR schedule (they're quite unpopular with German viewers I would say)? How much does it cost to operate a NASCAR team? Until last season there were lots of questions regarding the playoff points. Lots of viewers are also asking for travel advice regarding certain race tracks.
What happened to cbell
>>154504860Just opened a bag of Doritos cool American
>>154505029I’ve been a fan of nascar for 20 years and didn’t know until a few weeks ago that the whole turn left thing started to protect the drivers from crashes
>>154505060Denny drove him into the wall
rip in pepperoni
>>154505060Gilliland spun off 4 came down and clipped his right rear and he went inna wall
>>154505026>mfw when
>>154505026thank you jamie
We honestly need more cautions to make this shit interesting
>>154505026Stay based king
>willy b
>>154505221Way to go
>KWAByron
Will Byron ever be as good as Gordon?
>bryron
>>154505257lol
>>154505257No, Gordon was gay and had special driving powers because of it
>>154505029lucky dog gives the 1st person a lap down their lap back
>LOLgano
weirdly chaotic texas race today
Blaney hungover today?
madness in the pits
>>154505295rollin for some cheeky SVG points
I audibly cringed when lolgano hit custard and my mom in the other room asked if I was alright.
>custer>logano>larson>briscoe
Easiest way to make a terrible racetrack entertaining is by having stupid shitters doing stupid things
>>154505361Custer was being polite >.<
Who's to blame here?
>>154505257Gordon is in the GOAT debate, anon.
whats happening on the pits
>>154505356pics of mom?
Joey should get an N tattooed to his forehead and get Neo Cortex hair. Would look better than his completely bald look, desu.
>>154505405it was one of dem thing
BASED HEIM in the lead!
>>154505405Gibbs. They released him expecting him to muscle in (which he did) and Custer was over his box either way and was trying to not miss as much but also let Gibbs in. Logano did nothing wrong
TOTAL JGR DEATH
did they aspire to make the most boring track when building Texas?
>>154505221r u a wizard
>>154505456>heim>basedpick one
lmao Tyler Gibbs
The outside lane claims another deserving victim
>>154505492he's just reading off the script
Cody Ware stage win
chaotic top 10
Absolutely criminal that Heim isn't full time yet
>>154505489they seen charlotte and thought lets make a track just like that but make it suck complete fucking ass.
>>154505674based on today's race he will be soon enough
>they leaked the script and said there's 23 more cautions to gopredict who's next.
>>154505809>09
>>154505809bubba and reddick take each other out
>>154500061Something needs to be done about these Toyotas
Mid stage 2 nap completed>Suarez 4thNeat
svgbros we're at the doors of the top 15
>>154505865LET'S GOOOOOOOOO
>>154505865>SVG is killing Chastain and ZillyUmm... Ameribros?
Stenhouse banged Danica. Stenhouse wins today
>>154505906Zilly won’t win a race until Jamie Little fucks him
I see MJ gave Derpst some of that secret stuff today
who is the new foid they're trying to make a name in these toyota commercials?
>>154505927His goofy ass wouldn't be able to handle that well seasoned snatch.
>>154505981I'm watching ad-free but I think you're talking about Toni Breidinger.
>>154505981>>154506017Jade Avedisian, Toni was released from TRD
>>154505919Proof it
SVG is australian
>>154506017Is she just showing her ass on instagram now and not driving in any series?
>>154506064fake news
>Larson
>>154506064>*extremely loud gameshow buzzer*
>>154500061KWAB
fuck
>larseni-is he washed bros?
>>154506071She is running the IHRA stock cars and made her first truck start of the year on Friday.
>>154505688I
Tardson kek
fucked around with svg and found out
>lelson
>>154506096He should take a year off from nascar and do Indy
Larson was hit with NASCAR '98 paintballs
Wasn't Larson really good yesterday what the fuck is up now?
>Alright, our guest on the podcast today is Ricky Stenhouse. Ricky, can you describe to the audience Danica Patrick's asshole? In detail, please.
>>154506143Sometimes youre the bird sometimes youre the worm
>>154506178>Danica Patrickyes i would have sex with her, how did you know?
>>154506178its big brown smelly
>>154506209She needs to eat. I’ve seen her instagram, a pregnancy would probably kill her.
>>154506241she's like 45. I doubt any eggs are left.
>>154506241i think i could save herwith my dickalso who was talking about pregnancy?
>>154506272I can get any woman pregnant.
>back in time for S3Well...there's that.
contemplate the aroma
>>154506321prob smells like Sunoco 98 octane
>>154506321god you just know she takes some delicious-smelling dumps
>>154506321>pretty fast, for a girl
>>154506321All the other male drivers are thiccer than her KWAB
>>154506321there ain't much there
VAMOS AMIGO
Someone wreck the 9, 45, and 11
You don't meet guys named Dick much anymore.
>>154506493that's my wife's boyfriend's name!
>>154506321women would call you a pedo if you were attracted to this in america. I used to fuck this chick that was 4'10 90 pounds, long distance runner, great fuck
an rfk win is all i ask for
>Suarez in top 5SOMEBODY CALL ICE ALREADY G'DAMMIT!
>>154506386its always a nig. there is twice as many spics in america than blacks and the total slant eye asian population likely matches the number of blacks. Yet the commercial is always still this bs. Why would you even market to blacks, they don't have any money, and if they do get some money some jew will convince them to commit usury at a car dealership.
>>154506561Nah Suarez is one of the good ones
Y'all are talking about Suarez but how in all the eleven blue hells is Terrible Derpst in the top 10
>>154506493Is there an explanation why richard's get nicknamed dick? Rick/Ricky already exist
>>154506576They do it to piss off whites and normalize nigs in every aspect of our society. This is why "multi-racial" nations don't, and will NEVER, work.
>>154506594>one of the good onesAnd there's a country already established for the "good ones". It's called MEXICO.
>Hey guys, I want a graphic made for Watkins Glen, give me a driver who is usually up front at road courses, contending for the win, who the fans would instantly recognize to include in the promo.....SVG?>No.>Bubba Wallace?>Yes!
>>154506603that's how cheated up those 23xi cars are, btw they're constantly glazing heim yet derpst hasn't finished too far away from him so far
>>154506650
>>154506608As with everything that doesn't make any sense in the English language, blame London criminals (cockneys).
Reddick been told to "activate it"
>>154506386Does it just home in on the nearest white girl for maximum harassment?
>>154506624should've annexed the whole thing. especially considering 1/3 of ethnic mexicans live in america. Then sent all the ellis islanders down there.
>>154506576They do it because whites, and Christians, are too fucking passive to do anything about it anymore. You don't see that shit in Islamic nations, and even Asian nations come down hard on other races in their nations. Only whites are pussy enough to allow their societies to get overran by other races. When the "leaders" of white nations start getting killed for allowing this shit, then something might be done, but until then, you're doomed. Just hope the browns will put you on a reservation instead of just killing you. Good luck.
>Chastain too fast exiting
melons..
>>154506705Time to hit the wall or lose a front fender and gain +50 HP
>>154506719Yea, would have been much better.
>>154506789A good points day is guaranteed. One step closer to the chase.
will hocevar strategy work?
>>154506896not as so long reddick is still in
>>154506896
>>154506913late pit
What the fuck is Heim's problem?
>>154506896No, fuck Spire
>>154506928I ment to imply, "We just don't know."
So how many times do you think SvG has been on the phone with Marcos Ambrose bitching about how fucking frustrating NASCAR ovals are?
>>154506946he's praying for a cawshun
>trying to show fuel with percentagesJust show the number of laps since last pit, faggots.
Hime gonna gas haha
>Chess leading again
>>154500061I’ll be happy if anyone but a Toyota wins
>resivarGod bless Larry Mac.
what did they mean by this?
grim top 3
>>154507065Almost every driver he was crew chief for died, it’s a little creepy desu
>>154507085
>>154507055Many are saying this
>>154506750Its chaps my ass that Christians are so docile about everything. Muh other cheek.
>>154507109Sad, really.
>>154507122>hold the fort
>>154507085they're gonna do it!
>>154507153That's because die Juden infiltrated the church long ago. You turn the other cheek to fellow Christians in your community, not foreigners, criminals, and especially muzzies.
>>154507109Make him Bubba's crew chief, quick.
>>154500061ITS HEIM TIME
>kyle buschs goal was top 15how the mighty have fallen
>>154507085I wish Briscoe would run his old car one spot ahead of Zilisch
Damn I was rooting for Heim.
RRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Heim Time™ cancelled
Of course
heim time
Heim taking one for the team to get the 11 or 45 a chance
>Reddick will get anothery sneaky winHe's the new Jeff Gordon, isn't he...
BAMF bros we have a chance!
Reddick's about to pit for two tires and win
ANYONE BUT RED DICK
>>154507281closed
digits for winner
>>154507309suarez
>>154507309Muahahahaha
>>154507273his team is telling him to not be obvious this time around so he's gonna likely win it.
>white man with lelliott tshirt>spic with hamlel tshirtkek
Racism ended between fans
>>154507331Who are they getting support from, JGR, right?
>>154507362McLaren Electronics (the spec ECU manufacturer)
why would you pit here?
>>154507360Well, Texas was created by Muricans that were pissed of with U.S. government and Mezkins that were pissed off with Mexican government, so it's different here...
>>154507360reminder that the racists community is the most welcoming community, racism unites all racists
Reddick is gonna steal it..
>>154507345The amount of Edgars at these races has reached a critical mass
>>154507401Ah, lol, nice!
>>154507419everyone is united against venezuelan migrants aren't they?
>>154507419It's fun to racism!
stay fucking green, cmon
Reddick was making it too obvious there lol
Someone spin that #45
meh
4/10 race
Chase's win was clearly not part of the script
>>154500061At least it wasn’t Denny and at least it wasn’t Reddick.
How was that not a caution
>race ends without yellow>camera shits itself
>Siren>Georgia
So what's the moral of this race?
You think it would have been a cawshun if anyone else was leading
>>154507553>>154507575he got straight off the track
>>154500061SIREEN TIME
Elliott showing what a real popular driver looks like.
>>154507575Nah, NASCAR has been pretty good with holding back the cautions lately during the final laps.
glad Suarez got a top 10
Last Fox week, thankfully
>>154507589he slammed the wall. there was definitely debris on the track
>>154507574Aged pavement can't even make a fun race with the Gen 7.
>>154507612>what is the final lap
>>154507589All im saying is maybe they're a little quicker on that button if Dennis was in front
>>154507607I already miss them..
>>154507607>Bezos Prime next weekIt is a moral obligation to watch the pirate stream.
why did hocevar pit? he had fresher tires than the rest of them up there by 10 laps.
>>154507574I don't know but my bacon egg sandwich on an English muffin was nice.
>>154507607Nope. We got 2 more weeks on Fuck Shit 1
>>154507645>paying for streaming servicesNope.
>>154507607>Massive drop in quality incoming next weekThanks for the heads up
>>154507645But mommy already pays for prime and shared her account with me :(
>>154507645Is it really? I desperately need a new tv my old 16 year old Samsung backlight is finally burning out. Hell of a tv though.
>>154507674he's exposing the world to what nascar fans consider a most popular driver before winning the rest of the races this year
>>154507645Or just stop being poor
The entire might of Hendrick Motorsports is about to lock in behind Chase Elliott in an effort to beat the 45.
>>154507723a living nightmare
>>154507540>mpd on the amazon prime car wins right before they take over broadcastyeah right
>>154507723Nightmare scenario
Based Kryle
>>154507723CODY IS BEATING ANOTHER FULL TIME DRIVERLET'S FUCKING GO!!!
>>154507805
>>154507805About damn time, son!
>>154500061Is Alex Bowman a homo?
Shit Race
If you’re still horny for vroom the Fagula race in Miami was decent.
>>154507723>>154507802GOATY WARE! CHASE CONTENDER! STILL NOT 36TH IN POINTS!
Later cunts see you for the glen
This could've been a memorable race if Reddick took the win
>>154507979Later slut.
>>154507645Based baldie working anons into a broiling boil
>>154507929cute tomo
im gay and i LOVE cock
Why did the race end with analogue horror?
>>154508312>DO NOT MAKE EYE CONTACT WITH THE GOODYEAR BLIMP
