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Game 7 is a must win
>>154490560
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My penguins ):
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>>154503141
Now kith
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This is the thread
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blues
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lowkirkenuinely can’t believe this is the only game 7 in round one.
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dominick won
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>>154503220
Retard
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>>154503229
Gary saving them for later rounds
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>>154503141
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Predictions for Wild-Avs?
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ok frens going for pregame nap see you in a bit! :D
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>>154503277
Sleep well
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>>154503222
Based post
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>>154502951
Mannen, behöver du tala med någon?
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>>154503273
wild in 3
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>>154503273
Wildies win
Avies seethe
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>>154503277
I’ll wake you up with hockey when the puck drops :D
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>>154503313
han har /hoc/
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>scoreless draw
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>>154503473
Just like my sex life
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>>154503457
/hoc/ är med oss alla
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No Manson for today's game.
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this is so rigged for those frenchcucks it's not even funny
they literally ignore any penalty and offside those fuckers are doing and whistle anything against us
piece of shit had to punch our goalie twice for them to call anything
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>>154503560
softpusy
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knights play tomorrow bro's
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goodness
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>>154503533
>>154503457
Hur piss livet än är så har vi /hoc/.
T. har /hoc/-postat från psyket
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_/_/_/_/_/
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>Friedman saying they will announce the GM today
>Sundin senior hockey ops
>Chayka GM
ITS OVER
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Going to throw all my leafs merch into the trash.
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>>154503885
har aldrig hamnat där men det har blivit bra för mig nu och jag tror att det alltid blir bra till slut
har haft en dålig tid men /hoc/ har varit där för mig
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>This is a real voicemail one of our VPs received after last night’s game.
https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1777837698735019.mp4
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>>154503917
Sad
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so we're all rooting for the habs, right?
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>>154503991
kek, goyim starting to rise up. Trouble for Gary.
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>>154503991
rod the fraud in shambles
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>>154504049
Yes, mon habitants will be victoire:)
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>>154503953
Vet inga hur det funkar i Sverige men i Finland är det inga så angenämt. Man bara ligger på rummet och väntar på att få fara därifrån. Åtminståne kan man inte skada sig själv medan man är där antar jag.
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>>154504104
* chuckle chuckle snort *
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>>154504049
Yup
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Presently, a Florida team is still in the playoffs, and that bothers me
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>>154504049
Oui
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>>154504206
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>>154504049
Of course
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Les Fagitants are losing today.
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>>154503991
clearly a /hoc/ poster
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thoughts on the vancouver canucks 2014 draft?
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>>154504049
I don’t root for Canadians
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>>154504365
Impressive haul
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>>154503141
>Game 7 is a must win
Game 7 is always a must win. It doesn't matter what sport, or what level of playoff.
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* total canacuck death *
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/r/nhl is so fucking pathetic and retarded
lmao
i can't believe someone is less knowledgeable about hockey than this place
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>>154504409
>Game 7 is always a must win.

>Not really, bro. We get paid, there's golf, and lafftards love us.
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> A Game 7 is not a must-win in a best-of-11
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>no eriksson ek or brodin for minnesota tonight
not looking good for them
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>>154504409
culture yourself
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>>154504478
india wins again
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>>154504446
We are the smartest and most charismatic
Chel players and big wigs come here for our opinions
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>Lightning
>Avalanche
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>>154504642
You wish pal, it'll be the Habs and the Mild
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>>154504446
>big cock /hoc/
>smol dick /nhl/
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>>154504658
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>>154504658
Switch the hasb and randy
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Im running a head of schedule enough to catch the pre overtime exhibition show :)
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>>154504692
Randies don't play today
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>>154504049
Absolutely !
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already up gambling today putting my house money down on the blots
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Our Sennies weren't all that bad, turns out Hurricanes are fucking beasts
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>>154504473
probably a broken toe nail or some other softfaggot shit. meanwhile mcdavid fractures his foot early, still forces a game 6, /hoc/ calls him pussy.

eat it
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>>154504742
Both can be true
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>/hoc/ seriously believes a team with ryan hartman as their 1C will make a deep cup run
jesus fucking planet retard
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>>154504771
1993.
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Gary this game is starting too late, I have to take another nap now.
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how many tonight?
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wrestlecucks OUT
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>>154504787
>still more recently than mini soda
kwarb
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>>154504822
>wrestling post-attitude era
ISHYGDDT
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>>154504845
many zoomshits posting here werent even born when stone cold and undertaker were at their peaks
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/hoc/ tuah
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>>154504822
he'll be watching backlash next weekend
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>>154504823
>implying anything about minnesota
kek. 1993.
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>>154504896
you are right. the team with an american 1C wont win. thank you for agreeing with me.
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>>154504446
They purposely make that sub retarded so people post on r/hockey
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remember when those brownoids admitted defeat to /hoc/ by abandoning /nhl/?
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flyers could really use a cutter gauthier right about now...
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Leafs hired a larper, this guy had pictures of stats frozen on his screen. Guy is the ultimate corporate kissass from western Ivey, not a stat guy from mit
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>>154505032
>Leafs employing incompetent people
I'm shocked
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>>154505032
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>>154504913
retard. kek. 1993.
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why arent you running 40+ wendys franchises to get your foot in the door to a nhl gm job, /hoc/?
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>>154504874
Majority of wrestlers that era had soul, Rikishi, scotty 2 hotty, william regal, guerreros, kane, JBL, booker T, dudleys, fucking GOLDUST, mankind, etc. etc.. I grew out of wrestling long time ago but damn are the current wrestlers bland as shit
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>>154505076
we dont sign our posts here.
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4 hours until the 33rd annual observation of >1993. Please have your appropriate posts queued and captcha's solved.
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>>154505105
kek bodied that troon
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>had a dream gary e-mailed me a discount coupon for his jersey store
>wake up and check my e-mail
>nothing from gary, just a bunch of spam
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>>154504885
shit on that thang!
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MammothBros.....It's been a really hard weekend. I did go to church today which was cool. My wife got invited to a private study group with the Bishops so that's awesome!
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>>154505117
Better copy this post down for next posting next round
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>this faggot canacuck still can't stop replying to all of my posts.
kek 1993.
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>>154504067
Mogs that gay ass sword
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steve dangle is so bored out of his mind he started covering the oilers
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after i used my email to sign up for the bracket challenge gary keeps spamming me with jersey advertisements. how do i stop it?
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>>154504642
Retard.
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>>154505239
tyfyc
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>>154505259
Buy a jersey
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>>154504067
Is it cheaper than the sabres dildo?
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>>154504745
>laffs
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>>154505296
>laffs
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>>154504379
Don't look up the majority of player nationalities in the NHL bro
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I still have to wait an hour for this slopdown?
I'm fucking bored
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my marlies :-)
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>>154505446
Throw in the wwe vault livestream
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>>154505435
>majority
Check again, fagtard.
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>>154505475
is it down to plurality canadians
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>>154505498
Let the fagtard tell us.
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Rank Bracket Name
1 2014 1993's bracket 3
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>Americans avoiding per capita discussion
Classic
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While we await the games, how about a few rounds of cards? Gwent, specifically.
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>>154505475
Retard.
>>154505519
Super retard.
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>>154505550
More of a triple triad man myself
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>>154505548
I just got here, fill me in on what you guys are arguing about? I don't feel like scrolling up lol
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Man, with that many players, you'd think a few canadian teams would have won a cup in the past 32 years, since those players obviously would want to stay home and play for their hometown, or at least home-country, teams.
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>>154505597
1993 and the typical cucknadian response. nothing new.
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>>154505597
2 fags fighting over who's gayer, the regular stuff
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>>154505599
The raptors won, that's the best Canada can do.
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>>154505548

>t. fagtard
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>>154505599
>ingoreing Gary's blood tax on Canadian talent
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Auston Matthews is USA's star
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>>154505557
So, not a majority.

Tyfyc, fagtard.
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>>154505734
The last Gary blood tax was an American though
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>>154505597
brownoids fighting as usual
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>>154505734
Your team is shit and run by a retard.
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>>154505760
we dont sign our posts here.
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>>154505777
U2
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>>154505782
I sometimes do
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Uh oh, Samir's got another melty working.
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I dont even care if the habs win my main concern is that dad will be upset if they lose.
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>>154505812
if you are so certain the blots will win why havent you bet on them?
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If you think about it the NHL draft is exactly the same as the janissaries system in the Ottoman empire
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>>154505599
Going on strike was the only way to stop us that one year.
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>>154505822
You need to sit dad down and have the 1993 talk.
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>>154505847
>another brownoid gets exposed by /hoc/s lore
kwarb
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>>154505847
We talk about 1993 all the time
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>>154505822
they always score when you're in the room
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>Samir mentioned. I'm down (xher throat, again).
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>>154505896
you lost, dominick.
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i don't understand a single thing that's being posted today
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>>154505940
Go home tourist
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probably another hour until gary actually drops the puck time for more vidyas
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>Samir you are greatest ally and always there for me.
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>>154505940
If you think this is bad you should see regular season
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>>154505940
Canadian flag makes negative post about Gary Bettman

American flag replies with YTISARBAR

Canadian flag replies back with Thank you Gary

American flag replies back with 1993
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>>154505998
1993. kwab
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>>154506013
Raped
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Did you know, and you may find this easy to believe, but did you know that not a single swedish goaltender has ever won a stanley cup, not even as a back up. No swedish goalie in history has their name etched on the cup.
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>>154503991
Very excited for Game 2
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make any interesting bets for the game /hoc/?
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>>154506041
Betting on sports is supreme goyim behavior
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Gambling is for retards
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>>154506040
That heifer would heem all you zoomers.
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>>154506041
yeah, i bet my neighbor $100 I could get a canadian to have a melty tonight. Bet is looking good.
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>>154506041
betting that the price of gas won't be back to normal for about 3 years
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>>154506070
Please dont excite me anymore than I already am
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>>154506057
im up 9k this year. banned on 4 of the books gary advertises to us during the broadcasts. the olympics paid for my upcoming vacation.
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>>154506040
It was a fake accusation you fetishishts
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>>154506086
>normal
retard
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>>154506126
The retarded lying jeet doesnt make her less hot
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>>154506086
Long oil producers
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>>154506118
No one cares fag
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>>154506162
We're in the same boat whether you like it or not.
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gonna add to the lead today.
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>>154506118
i care cutie
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>>154506162
This post went to far into /pol/ territory
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>>154506162
Shut up, Carney, and stop tonguing globohomo bussy.
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>>154506177
what are they singing?
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>>154506202
https://youtu.be/92ydUdqWE1g
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>>154506198
Shut up you stupid nufag fuck
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>>154506202
My Looney Bun is Fine, Benny Lava.
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It'll be Canes vs. Avs. The natural disasters bowl that will precede a very rocky summer in the US
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>>154506217
first mike smith and now skinner you were wrong both times and now you are calling me retarded? lol lmao even.
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jackeye bros...
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sup chat, how's /hoc/ doing today? any PB?
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>it will be the American team I cheer for because I want to have gay sex with mackbitchon
kek. canacuck is melting. down.
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>>154506242
yeah this summer is going to be rough
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>>154506227
>have you been high today?
>I see the nuns are gaaaaaay
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>>154506196
Yeah blame the country south of yours for your problems sounds familiar. Anyways game is on in 20 minutes. Lets go Tampa
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>>154506256
any peanut butter?
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>>154506254
noooooooooooo
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Grim.
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>>154506177
Sara Singh can get it and Sudeep Verma would have my vote and sword.
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/hoc/ is not a safe place for people with nut allergies, and someone should post a notice
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>>154506277
At least I have the Habs :)
Fuck Toronto, the experiment is over!
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>>154506086
Oilers salary cap.
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>>154506242
supposed to be like an el nino year so expect a brutal summer coming up
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>salary cap goes up, teams get more players
WOW! THANKS GARY! SO COOL!
>gas prices go up
GRRRR! IM ANGRY!!! GRRR!!!
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>>154505599
Crazy how retarded you are, it's an art
Pretending to be a retard is still being a retard, bud
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pork meatloaf, sweet potatoes, broccoli and mushrooms
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>Griffins just tied the series with the Moose
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>>154506298
BOE and we're doomed
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>>154506315
>teams get more players
retard
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https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1777072285207768.mp4
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>>154506325
You only need to reply to my posts once, canacuck. I know which ones are (You).
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>>154506346
allons s'en approprier
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>>154506277
>laffs
>talmudic scholar GM
KWAB
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>>154506277
>another nhl gm younger than many anons posting itt
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>>154506348
cool it, we don't want a /hoc/ shit show
puck isn't even in the building
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>2035
>still chasing a cup
>sign with detroit
>lose in qualifying round in 44 team league

maybe next year boys.
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>>154503277
i'm back! :D i hope elimination compilation anon is with us, lets hoki!
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>>154506401
he needs bulju to brighten up his day
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>>154506387
He's just being a retard, I shouldn't have bothered replying to him period
I'm excited for the habbies to play:)
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i dont care who wins the game i just want to see a reffie get badly injured.
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>>154506433
>you won!!
much like bud and mitch and burrito
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>>154506277
maple who? is that the marlies farm team?
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Found my old Bolts folder
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>>154506473
nice
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>>154506277
Post the about article screencap about the fake stats on his monitors
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>Is everything all set up? Good. 1993 continues tonight.
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>>154506473
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now i remember why the soilers lost
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kek nice comb over gallagher
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>>154506498
stars and soilers got rid of those whores with the cans behind the benches. real shame.
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>>154506491
Your team is shit and run by a retard.
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>>154506498
They were simply too smart to win. Their massive IQ was causing them to overthink everything, they needed a retard like Bulju to bring the room down.
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∞(((((bettman)))))∞
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>>154506534
Thank you Gary.
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>>154506277
Isn't this the guy who ran yotes to the ground?
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I think I'm gonna be sick, habsbros...
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drop the puckerino
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>>154506558
He needs a new host.
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Too nervous bros i'm not even going to watch i'm going to lay in bed under covers in the dark for 3 hours
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where's my beefcake lundqvist
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>>154506558
the genius that used (((advanced statistics))) to pass on quinn hughes in the draft. why yes, he is.
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>>154506562
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>>154506556
>Your team is shit and run by a retard.
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>i'm just excited for the soilers to player
>soilers eliminated
>i'm just excited for le habbie babbies to play
>cucknadiens eliminated
>i'm just excited for muhh softpusys to play
>softpusys eliminated
>i-i-i'm just excited for my...*checks wikipedia for which remaining (American) team has the most cucknadians playing for it* to play
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"John Chayka five computers" is pretty nuts, everyone should google it
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>>154506580
(((advanced stats)))
(((quinn hughes)))
(((pick one)))
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>>154506562
True they're dressing Dobson who Bud told me was shit and Bud is never wrong.
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>>154506600
The perfect laffs hire.
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>>154506600
Oh, shit, it's THAT guy? kek. thought the name was familiar.
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>>154506574
Just in time for wild avalanche.
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>>154506593
>to player
saar
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>>154506600
that story is completely made up since you can see his office with 2 monitors only from time there and some boomer refers to computers as "terminals", but funny and makes the laffs suffering more enjoyable, so i wont correct you on believing it.
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>>154506605
>laffs
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so the fate of the leafs is in the hands of mr clean and a kyle dubas knock off
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>>154506622
>reeee spellng errror!!!!!
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>>154505599
A lot of Canadian players talk about the Canadian market having such high pressure from fans that it interferes with their daily lives.
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This is one of THE game 7's of ALL time
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>>154506634
Love how Sundin was hired only to make the Chayka pill easier to swallow for >laffs fans.
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>>154506277
Awooooo
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>>154506640
>saar do not redeem the spelling error
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>>154506641
you could have just said the pumpkin patch, newfag.
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>>154506641
>b-b-b-b-but they talk about me and critique my game too much!!!
Meanwhile, every player's interview is the same cookie-cutter, pucks deep, win faceoffs, focus on ourselves, blah blah blah.
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ahem
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>just got the new big gm job
>sit down for your first interview with the media
>your sister walks in
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>>154506654
This could be a good thing, canucks also had a swedish dude as a GM and he did well.
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Where's Laine
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>>154506654
Yes, it's like when you're parents give you chocolate milk, but also make you eat the brussel sprouts.
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>>154506600
>When Chayka was shown the door in Arizona in 2020, it was quickly determined that just one of the computer terminals on his massive desk was in working order — the other five, with data frozen on each screen, were nothing but show.
>This likely is the new general manager of your Maple Leafs. He talks a better game than he plays.
Just like people with massive bookshelfs, they haven't read a single book all for show.
Shelf esteem.
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>>154506641
a lot of them do? name several recent instances where they do. should be easy if a lot of them do, right?
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>>154506694
in a fortnite match
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>>154506690
nah the damage was already done once they drafted juolevi
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WHERE IS THE HOCKEY GARY?
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>>154506681
>I put on my robe and wizard hat.
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is it required to have some loser player head your organization in canada? laffs, habs, soilers, etc all do this garbage. retards that didnt finish high school with no experience fill their entire front offices. just boomers paying friends to hang out or some shit while the teams all suck harder than matthews mom at a hot dog eating contest.
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>>154506697
>>154506600
JEN
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For all the Americans ready to troll Canadians when the Habs lose tonight I just want it to be known that if the Canadiens were playing Afghanistan I would be cheering for Afghanistan
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>>154506722
thats not a nice way to speak about steve yzerman, bud.
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>>154506704
Name all the canacuck players that left canada to go play for an American team.
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always so weird seeing full arena at a sunbelt arena.
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>>154506681
Should be at a bar or an escort.
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AUX ARMES
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>>154506722
idk, hughes gorton have been really good to /our/ habs
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she cute
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>>154506277
This man will easily jew him and take Matthew Knies off of him during offseason and make laffs fanbase seethe.
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Has anyone seen those knock off temu hockey guy channels.
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>>154506739
that's called being traded by your gm or going to where you are signed you dumbass.
>hurr every single time a player leaves a team means he wanted out!!!111!!!!
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>>154506766
Holy AI slop
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>>154506712
>https://www.hockeydb.com/ihdb/draft/teams/dr00008756.html
>it's all juolevi's fault
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All this jerky s hurting my jaw
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BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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>they changed their national fucking anthem to be "gender inclusive"
lel
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>>154506739
Future Stanley Cup Champion
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>>154506721
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>>154506736
>laffs
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>>154503141
This lady doesn't know how to breathe while singing wtf lol
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she ugly
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this sucked
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>>154506749
how cheap were the tickets?
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>>154506766
kek someone was salty when he made that
i hope he's still around
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>>154506674
Theres a huge benefit to being able to drop by Lidl for some milk and not being accosted by some irate fan because you blew a game the night before
>>154506663
>pumpkin patch
Idk what that means, I'll just say you're a nigger to be safe in case you want to say more made up nonsense
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>>154506785
Avs are going to give belt to ass, Vegass struggled with the “Utah Hockey Club”
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>>154506780
why are you pretending like an all star wasnt drafted right after him? turn your vpn off.
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>>154506722
the canada curse is very funny but ultimately it's a job where 31 teams lose every year, the most important thing they're responsible for is the draft, and the outcomes of draft picks are pretty random
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I cannot fucking take it
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SALUTE THE ZOG
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BOOOOOOOO
YOUR ANTHEM IS GAY, AND SO ARE YOU
BOOOOOOOOO
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That was a terrible anthem. Flat as FUCK
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FUCK tampa go habs go
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DAT NIGGA OLD
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BOOOOOOOO FUCK YOU JAMES WILEY
GO HABS GO
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>>154506634
lmao i assumed chayka was indian based on his behavior
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>>154506808
I looked they started at around $200 USD and that was just when I checked yesterday
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this guy probably killed thousands of germans and japs
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Bitch just blew a smurf
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why even drag beetlejuice out there if not to sing?
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>>154506820
fr fr
>>154506822
kek
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>>154506810
imagine seething like this because you are this new lol
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Imagine needing 6 games to beat the fucking ghosts of the Coyotes and think you are winning the Stan Lee KWAB
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I'm so nervous, FUCK
Historically as a franchise we're incredible in game 7s but I just don't feel good about it tonight at all
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>>154506812
There's allstars drafted after every one of your picks
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>>154506828
he probably sucked a dozen jap cock in a prison camp
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>>154506811
Yea, probably not this year for them.
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>>154506832
because it is wholesome.
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>>154506828
yeah i'm sure he was in both theaters
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LAND OF THE FREEE
&
THE HOME OF THE BRAAAAAAVE
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>>154506835
ghosts are scary
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>>154506810
There’s a huge benefit to winning in front of a fanbase who gives a shit. But I’m sure Cam Ward LOOOOVED sacrificing his career to win a cup just to have the parade be in a fucking parking lot
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>>154506828
imagine how ashamed he is of modern america
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>>154506808
i got playoff tickets about 5 years ago in tampa from scalpers outside for $11 lower bowl. they couldnt sell them and had hundreds outside.
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>GO B-
ACK TO AFRICA
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>>154506828
How could he do something in a war that didn't happen
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SCAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRR
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GO FLORIDA GO
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God smite America
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>>154506846
That happened, dumbass. Never seen episode 10 of band of brothers?
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just have the crowd sing every anthem
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SCARRRRRRRRRRRRRR
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>be anthem singer
>show up sing 2 lines
>take a break
>sing last 2 lines
>get paid $5,000 or whatever
ez pz lemon squeezy
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wow i could sing the national anthem at a game
just make the crowd do the whole thing
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>>154506828
Based fuck Germany and Japan
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>>154506856
did you pay in loonies
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>>154506853
Rightoids say shit like this and the house and senate are all controlled by republicans
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Sissycherov.....
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what the fuck sing the song yourself bitch
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>>154506825
Thats embarrassing
Bet the average nosebleed in Montreal was 2k
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>>154506823
He's ashkenazi
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>dobson is in
it's so over for tranpa and bud
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I hate both of these teams but fuck Canada
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>>154506864
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>scoreless draw in Tampa Bay
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Evens and habs win, odds and tampa wins
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>>154506884
>embarassing
Wtf is this logic, you wouldn't like $200 tickets?
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>>154506882
Reminder General Patton said the wrong side won.
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>>154506905
Habsissies....
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>>154506838
damn you are still going to play that card and then complain that nobody talks hockey. lol.
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>>154506905
uh oh
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>more dangerous draw in Rouyn-Noranda
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I hope everyone has fun.
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>>154506910
then he died weeks later in a jeep accident..we know.
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boring game so far
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>>154506905
pekka paskalainen
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>>154506906
I would, but no one gives a shit about the LGBTning, so they're cheap
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>>154506884
Are you flexing about having tickets so expensive that you cant go yourself but other people can?
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>>154506905
re-roll
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If habs win, /hoc/ will be forced to speak french. If bolts win, /hoc/ will be forced to speak gay.
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>>154506905
why did finns stop cheering for the habs? another team they just suddenly abandoned once they started losing.
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>>154506935
get fucked
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>>154506939
Don't they speak mexican or something down there.
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>>154506933
With Finns, you winned
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>>154506939
>speak gay
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>>154506942
Koivu doesn't play anymore
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I wanna be a Game 7 Chaser. It's like a tornado chaser, but instead of tracking weather patterns, I track game 7 potentials and travel to the game 7s to attend them and study them.
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>>154506935
Uh huh?
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SSCCAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRR
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>>154506905
>>154506935
It's settled
>>154506942
Where did I say i'm not with habs
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TAMPA SCAAAAAR
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>erm re-roll please
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ET LE BUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUT
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>Canada
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>>154506905
FUG :DDDD
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SHOT ON GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAL!
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she won
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>>154506948
>>154506958
>>154506962
It's over. I'm in the Lightning bandwagon now.
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I can watch this on HBO so I'm impervious to fake scar posters
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I only trust Finnish SCAR posters
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NEUTRAL ZONE FACEOOOOOOFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF
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>>154506780
The olli juolevi pick made zero fucking sense. tkachuk and him were on the same damn team. I watched those knights teams they were LITERALLY a one line team it would legitimately be marner tkachuk and dvorak possessing the puck for 100% of their shifts, getting off and just watching the other 3 lines just play dump and chase and go for a line change. Juolevi was maybe the least impactful player on that 2016 memorial cup team, it made absolutely no sense to draft him
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>>154506975
>5
FUGGG :DDDDD
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i dont care who wins as long as the french lose.
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>>154506935
well this seals it I suppose.
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>>154506991
You must become the scarrrr poster
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What kind of mickey mouse league has round 2 games before the round 1 games are over?
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>>154506992
hes been defeated by the fake scar posters lol
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>>154506939
jai un baguette avec fromage a la bibliotheque
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>>154506868
well under 1% of american troops who saw combat were in both theaters
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Where is the puck?
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fucking canakikes are jamming the CBC broadcast again. At least they're showing hockey and not gay pajeets tonight. Shalom.
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>>154506996
And you are correct.
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>>154507013
baaaaby I compare your love to a kiss from a rose on the glen
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>>154506923
>jeep accident
While going like 20km/hr on a dirt road
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hagel the bagel
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>>154507036
BAAAABAAYYY
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>>154507015
the NBA
>Gary has no shame and wants you to buy a jersey
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my bolts =) my refs =)
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Gallagher picking a fight with Cernak. He’d get smoked but that’s a bad trade for Tampa.
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SSCCAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRR!!!!!
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>3 Jesperi Kotkaniemi (C) Finland Finland Montreal Canadiens Assat (Liiga)
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gary let's get them magnets powered up, let's get some GOOOLSSS goin'
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>>154507015
happens every year poohinder
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Chayka's sister was pretty good on the espn draft show
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>>154506992
based puck knower, fake scarr posters are mad as fuck that they dont get (you)s
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>>154507040
hagel was maybe one of my 10 least favourite hockey players in the league before 4 naysh now he’s one of my favourites
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>>154507019
>yeah, but
retard
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>>154507056
Peak irony that they wanted Zadina :D
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>>154507064
same he's like an elite version of connor garland
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When is Caufield and Suzuki going to do something
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EXIT LIGHT
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>>154507015
buttmans retarded
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>>154507089
maybe never
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>>154507090
ENTER (the golden) KNIGHT(s)
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AND NOW THAT YOUR ROSE IS IN BLOOM
THE LIGHT HITS THE GLOOM IN THE GREY
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>>154507089
CAC'd
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>>154507083
connor garland is like a shit version of russ courtnall imo
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Reminder that even in my Wilds lose tonight, they still are 2-1 against the softpusys in the playoffs.
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SSSCCCAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRR
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>>154507076
I never said no troops did it retard
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>>154506834
There's posts like this followed by posts like this
>>154506852
That really tell you how angry and disturbed Canadians really are.

You treat your players like shit at every angle and get mad they would rather make more money and win in the US. If you have good players from the US you treat them like shit too because they become public enemies if they win in the Olympics. Unless a Canadian has some strong national pride (thats a funny idea for a 2026 Canadian) theres no benefits to playing in Canada. You make more money in the US, your facilities are better, and the media doesnt rake you over the coals even if you win a game. Plus you have a real chance at winning a cup as a cherry on top.
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>>154507034
but its not just about drafting him, then the team panicked and had to trade for an actual nhl dman and forced a something for gudbransson and pouliot. so yea, the damage to the canucks was done long before the swedish retard ever even surfaced on the team, and it literally started with drafting that idiot. turn your vpn off.
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>>154507089
its crazy them media calls this a cup contenter and hypes every player and pretends they are dominating tampa when they are on heels every game and the top 6 have like 1 goal or some shit in 6 games, but shit on ottawa because trump or some shit.
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>>154507115
this nigga bubblin'
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ping
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PINGA
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>>154507113
You said that specifc GI wasn't, retard. You made a generalization and I proved you wrong. Now shut up. The game is on.
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Hit him in the hiney kek
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2nd post for the habs :(
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HEEEEEEY O
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>>154507119
>doesn't blame the idiot who made the call to pick a glass bust
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>>154507115
bluds typing out essays of seething tell me im angry and the irony is completely lost on him lol
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>>154507115
There’s no hockey player getting blowjobs in raleigh just for being a hockey player
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I wonder if France french people even care about this
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DU HAST
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can we just shoot the fucking puck
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>>154507157
They're married family men, Anon
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>>154507120
Bruh ottawa sucks lol
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DU HAST MICH
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SCAR !!!
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>>154507152
that wasnt the swedish guy like you suggested. turn your vpn off.
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>>154507120
Ottawa lost a series to toronto kwab they stink
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>Dobson playing
>bud having a melty
Yep.
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>>154507144
the generalization that 99.6% of troops didn't serve in both theaters is a pretty fucking good generalization, dipshit
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why do they play shitty music during the breaks?
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>>154507185
No. It isn't. Shitdip.
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>>154506905
Nice
Also just dropped a huge marner to make room for my steak dinner tonight.
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SCAAAAAAR HABBIES!!!
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>>154507188
Can you provide an example?
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>>154507188
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>>154507181
Wtf the original post said that the swede did an excellent job
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SCAR!
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habs getting blasted by bolts 4th line
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dach is terrible
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JAKUB JAKUB JAKUB JAKUB
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>>154507173
That’s what you think
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>usa usa usa
50% of the guys are canadian
>send them home
30% are americans
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>>154507194
here's your fucking shitdip mother fucker
*shits in a ramekin*
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final tv time out for anyone on a delayed stream
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What if both teams just went on out there and had fun?
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>>154507212
yes, at destroying the canucks. but the damage was done long before he ever stepped into the position. how fucking stupid are you?
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>>154507195
>another 5
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slap-cock-ski
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>>154507157
>>154507173
What Finnbro said. You people are depraved
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The Nashville Predators exist.
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struble the strudel
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we believe EM in this general.
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Why haven't the Soilers fired Knobhead and hired Bruce Bruce yet?
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>>154507231
>b-b-b-b-but the players!
kek. you've been riding this cope like a fuckin' cock for 3 months.
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>>154507236
Where did I talk anything thatvhe destroyed thebcanucks, I said he did a great job in general. You're the one who made a "connection" about him destroying the canucks
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first period over and the score is 1-0 for anyone on a delayed stream
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gotta be the unluckiest team in hockey
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>>154507248
great point
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SCAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRR
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>>154507247
>listening to a fingolian

grim
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Fuck you Canada
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>>154507248
I was just thinking how weird it is that Stamkos isn’t in Tampa anymore and he’s in fucking nashville. I can’t even think about tampa without thinking of stammer. whatever happened there
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>>154507269
ugliest too!
they need some cute twinks in there
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>>154507248
Nashville child predators
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>>154507265
>great job
>worst season in franchise history
wow so you really are retarded
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>>154507263
fuck you mildcuck
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>>154507258
nah /hoc/ is a boys club
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Feels good being immune to scarposting on account of not being a poorfag.
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>no ice
it hit a stick anyways, dummy
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>>154507188
it's hockey culture they played the same songs in youth hockey every dad had the same songs burnt on a cd they'd play while running the scoreboard
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dont need luck with gary ref puck sunbelt activated.
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Just watch the game homos
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>>154507278
nah fck me ddy
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The next team to score will be leading the game
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>>154507269
The Habs have had insane puck luck this series
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>>154507248
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>>154507298
if you watch flashscore like the defeated finn the score updates like 30 seconds before even the live tv broadcast.
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>>154507287
>whatever happened
Lightning wanted to continue having success. Stamkos had other plans.
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>>154507115
Holy fuck you insufferable /pol/fags need to be gassed
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>>154507313
nice cope, loser kwab
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>>154507325
>>154507325
>>154507325
NEW
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>>154507296
Yeah cuz it’s GAY heyooooooo
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>>154507295
>can't decide which team to cry about
kek. gonna be a sad day for you.
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>>154507154
Id be just as angry as you if this lady sang my anthem like that
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>>154507313
I know this cocksucker making saves when he's looking in the opposite direction of the puck
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okay wake me up when overtime is starting
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>>154507292
Actually they did better thsn expected and got a great deal from wild for Hughes
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>>154507324
/pol/ is why NHL players avoid Canada



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