>If Murphy wins:Only the seventh player to capture the crown on multiple occasions at the CrucibleWould create a new record of the longest gap - 21 years - between first and second titlesA 14th ranking title would move him within one of Ding Junhui, in tenth place on the all-time list Will move to second in the Johnstone’s Paint World Rankings with a win >If Wu wins:Would become the second youngest ever winner, after Stephen Hendry in 1990 Is the 34th player to contest a Crucible final Would be the fourth consecutive first-time champion after Luca Brecel, Kyren Wilson and Zhao XintongWill move to fourth in the Johnstone’s Paint World Rankings with a win>Streams:https://www.livehdtv.com/https://stream2watch.pk/sports_tv.phphttps://streamsports99.website/https://freestreams-live1c.pk/
The longer Shorn is kept in his seat, the more energy he will conserve from not needing to walk around the table and support his own weight. This will reduce the number of snack breaks he needs, and increase his performance
>>154503776GWAN WU
go wu
Prank idea:Plant 3 phones around the cruce and label them with tags which say "1", "2" and "4". Keep ringing them all night and watch them look for number "3" for an extended period of time.
>>154503850based zachy
I wonder how anon is getting on...
Does snooker go through cycles between offensive and defensive play having the advantage like football does?
>>154503821But the more he walks around the table carrying all that weight the higher his endurance becomes and the bigger his muscles grow
FUCK SHORN MORPHY
>"Where's the cue ball going? Ahhhhh it burns!"
>>154503933Based.
>>154503864What was her endgame?
GWAN THE YIZTER
>>154503776Murphy winning is the lesser evil
>>154503957our hearts
>>154503957To get manhandled by big security men. She's just a whore anon.
>>154503982Cope
>>154503957Looks like she could suck the lead from paint.
>>154503889what does his shirt say? ive never known
>poo weeweebut in all honesty i really hope wu wins this
Shorn misses these centuries on purpose so that he doesn’t have to give the dying kids any more money
this is the year of 70/80 breaks. fuck centuries.
>>154504112Looks like a PESTILENCE t-shirt.
BOOMER DOWN
holy fuck how retarded can boomers be
OUT GONE
Fuck me these people are so fucking thick.
EPSTEIN
Anime.This is me drinking 147% lemon juice during this match, because there's nothing to replenish vitamin C in my organism, so it's obviously /sp/ related.
Boomer status: EJECTED.
Friendly reminder that anime is for nonces.
>>1545038892 years already.
>>154504221thanks for the detective work
My phone is always on silent and on airplane mode 99% of the time - i'd be a great snooker audience member
>>154504292If you can get to Sheffield quickly there's a seat available.
>pay £150+ for a ticket>get bounced out because you're too retarded to check your phone is on silent
>>154504325kek
Just phoned my mate who's at the crucible but he didn't answer and now he's just rung me back and called me a cunt before hanging up. Rude git.
>>154504340You can tell there's a barely literate boomerbook post seething and blaming Starmer being typed out at this very moment.
>>154504253>>154504247>>154504254Phone went off?
>>154504340>Get paid ¥5000 in a side alley out back later
>Morphy
>>1545043832nd one after the interval. tbf the ref has only warned everyone about 29 times
Why do we say it went off when if anything it's doing the thing it's designed to do? Shouldn't we say went on?
>>154503865Humdiddly devilish that
>i will not slam it in
Personally I have my phone on vibrate and stick it up my arse
Business idea. Have your phone go off and blame the person next to you a la the "it was him, get him fellas" guy from the Simpsons. As he is kicked out you get free arm and leg room.
>>154504403WST will be doin pre match tutorials on how to set your phone to silent at next years worlds, I have no doubt.
>>154504221Yes.
>>154504348Teehee
imagine if they had as many snooker medals in the olympics as they do with swimmingchina would clean up
They're doing it on purpose, there is no way. No one is that helpless.
hi /g/sqtim transferring lots of video files from one hard drive to another both connected to my laptop via usbthe speed of copying keeps fluctuating a lot thoughis this somehow caused by the type of file or something?
How many of these are boomer alarms to remind them to take their blood thinners set up by their kids and they’ve no idea how to turn them off lmao
Even if China wins the snooker i'll enjoy them choking the Uber Cup today to Worst Korea
>>154504494Can be caused by a lot of things. Your computer could be needing more ram in the background occasionally which will slow the speed down. Best not to worry about it and just enjoy the snooker.
>>154504494a lot of small files are a pain in the ass to transfer
>>154503957Why would Maya Jama do this?>>154504364I console myself about their mistake by assuming they were people who called for the owner of the last ringing phone to be kicked out, assuming their own phone was on silent when it actually wasn't. That would be hilarious if they seethed about phones for 20 minutes and then they themselves started ringing.
>>154504494It can be due to the size of the file but could also be buffering. The files will be copied to memory first, but when the memory fills up, you're limited by the write speed of the drive.
>>154504514It's the Syndicate gradually removing anyone who bet insufficient amounts on the outcome of the match.
WUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!
>>154504523>>154504533thanks /147/sqtand i am indeed enjoying this snooker wu-fest
>kicked out for phone going offmight as well shout something funny on your way out. Not got anything to lose at that point have you?
>>154504608lol
>>154504605>Restore Britain !
Just give it to wu
>>154504608BARRY HEARNS IS A NONCE.
That was actually quite funny.
Murphy putting Wu right where he wants him before he zests him to avenge him knocking his mate Selby out
>>154504605That's true you have carte blanche to have the nation hear what's troubling you. For me it'd be "Bring back Mars Delight!"
>>154504608lel
>>154504693how old was ronneh?
All of the people thrown out for ringing phone were found to have a Huawei phone.
>>154504693He's gonna nab his record and the championship lel
>mad about phone sounds just an honest mistake could have happened to anyone
>>154504660For me, it's Brannigan's beef and mustard crisps
GWAN MURPH
Shaun Murphy, one
TEAM WU
>>154504705older than Willo
Is this the final with the biggest size disparity between the finalists?
shaun Murphy is a very strange bloke
>>154504900Dubs confirn
WUUUUUHE'S HALFWAY THEREWUUU-OO!MORPHY HAS NO PRAYER
GWUN
>tricky little blacksBet they love saying this kind of stuff
4chan is ruined with this dipshit timer and captcha
>>154504861
>>154504708I will not accept this blatant Chinophobia
Didn't Murphy infamously vote against freezing Paul Hunter's ranking while he had chemo? Fuck him.
>>154504949Now he starts winning again... Delete plz
>>154504997based if true. sets a precedent for all sorts of bs and before you know it the ranks mean nothing
Good quality this evening fellas, hopefully carries on in this vein
>>154505025Focus on your break, Shaun
>>154505037kek
>massive frame>known to frequent women of the night>gets married to act as a cover for said frequenting of prozzies>narcissist>Rolls Royce q akshun>trauma from being bullied in his childhood>could strangle you with his bare handsEerily similar
>>154504997the only source for this claim is 4chan posts
Shorn Murpy’s bulbous neck swelling around the back of his collar disgusts me
>>154504997go and post it on your facebookthen jump off a bridge
how many frames are they playing tonight?
>>154505052Forget chinophobia, he's giving me neckophobia.
>>154504968hard agree
>>154505080Playing 9 tonight. This is the last one.
Wu needs to get his shit together.He has so many careless shots, tactics and safeties are often very bad.He is only leading because Morphy is trying to outpott him to satisfy his own ego.Would he engage more in tactical battles, Wu would lose quite clearly.
>>154505077mad?
>>154505048I watched the doc. Wasn't it do with his family, his dad smashing him about?
>>154505089by the time i've done it and ready to click post what i wrote is no longer relevant. we need something like the old synchtube anon chatroom, no trannycord
>>154505109Didn't Shorn lose the first 3 frames of the match trying to zest Jizzy
>>154505109People have been saying this about him all tournament.
>>154505107Thanks
Whatever happens Wu will start tomorrow with an advantage. Does knowing this cause him to not take this frame as seriously?
>>154505116sure im mad but really its just bad threadslack of good bakes, edits, memesjust reddit faggots who do nothing but endlessly post bad postsand im staring at these fucking triangles and cock and ball shapes just to post
prime plapper material
>>154505109Morphs safety game is better than Wu but its not quite good enough to get him in trouble as has been seen a few times already today.I think it will come down to who blinks first in terms of scoring and long pots
>>154505189You were saying?
>>154505268I'd like to blow my beans up her muff if you know what I mean.
>>154505189He's a Chinese robot. He takes everything seriously.
>>154505268Bet her standards are high as fuck.
>>154505268decent post
Wu could do with the 10-7. At some point hes gonna wobble and will need a little cushion to absorb the blow.
WUU
>>154505127Seems to be a standard case of childhood trauma as a catalyst, but Heuermann was so Germanically methodical like a snooker player constructing a breakIn a way it's more revealing what isn't said in the doc - Shannon Gilbert's case remains unresolved and the Suffolk County police chief (Jimmy Burke) did everything to shut the case down to hide that some prozzies were likely killed at cop parties
>>154505212Disturbing, mate
>>154505324>make sure you've got final tickets for the cruce before you even talk to me
This thread still needs another PREVIOUS:>>154493593
>>154503957This is surely a stunt for promotions (possibly onlyfans). But what a silly woman but I must admit it probably made Wu Yize play better. LETS GO WU
>>154505338The biggest cushion in the world couldn't absorb the blow should Shaun wobble.
>in this deciding frameDen know something we don't?
>>154505052The reason i can't watch Riggins
>>154505416does he keep saying thatmust mean final frame of the day or "decisive" frame
>>154505048Shaun Murphy could NOT strangle me with his bare hands. I am rock and I would heem him if he tried it.
If Wu wins they should use the yellow ball as cue ball for the year.
Wu Yeezus has made some insane breaks.
You can tell Dennis is raging at a chinaman clearing up lmao
>>154505437Yeah he does i'm just making fun of an old man
Lads how does the ticketing work on snooker finals. Like do they have a ticket per sesison or per day? I see people leave per session
shorn with some serious thinking to do overnight>do i have 8 or 9 sausages with my breakfast tomorrow
>crowd going 'wuuuu' like 'rooooooot' because for some reason people cannot just applaud normally anymore
Wonder if Wu hates the Wuuuuuu-ing
>>154505483Only seven, but he’ll wrap them in bacon
>>154505488Very un-snookerlike really. More suited to the mongpit at the ally pally.
>>154505263up yor bum
>>154503776147 repliews
>>154505476https://s3.eu-west-1.amazonaws.com/gc-media-assets-v2.gc.wstservices.co.uk/38a97760-4487-11f1-bfa4-c1e0b8a6a999.pdf
>>154505359>In a way it's more revealing what isn't said in the docWhat stuff wasn't in the doc?
>>154505493The Wuuuuu-era in this country are our equivalent of the people in China who eat bats. He probably accepts that it could be a lot worse.
>cheeky Harry Potter mentionBased tranny hater Hazel.
>the end montage not featuring any crowd ejectionslame
>>154505488>>154505493I think it's borderline disrespectful. Novak was right. https://m.youtube.com/shorts/lOUrFMY2zl4
>>154505263I like the triangle Captchas. It’s the squares with tiny lines in, like old computer diskettes, that I can’t stand.
>>154505540The investigating cops murdering prozzies bit
>>154505541>eraThanks, phoneposting. I of course meant the non-word, -ers.
>>154505558I think Wu doesn't care that much desu.He is mentally way stronger than Ding was when he got bullied at the Masters back in his younger days.
>>154505685Doubt it. Probably covered too lazy to investigate
I bet most people ITT don't even know this talented player's name.
Well that's the snooker finished forever. Now only darts remains
>>154505772This image shows Ding Junhui, a prominent Chinese professional snooker player.He is considered a pioneer for snooker in China, winning his first ranking event at just 18 years old at the 2005 China Open.Ding has achieved the highest level of success in the sport, reaching the world number one ranking and winning multiple Triple Crown events, including the UK Championship three times.Known for his technical proficiency and prolific break-building, he has compiled over 600 century breaks in professional competition throughout his distinguished career.
When will the Crown step in and do something about the dire state of British Snooker?First a Waffle and now two YCPs?!
>>154505772I watched this lil nigga win his tour card, thank you very much.
>>154505813At this rate we may see even Florian Nestle lift the Crucib Owl trophy in a few years.
>>154505772looks like Ding and Efren Reyes had a kid
>>154505813ynr Kyren Wilson vs Jak Jones
>>154505853It's inevitable.
>>154505772Is it Ma Hailong? I remembered that name recently and assumed it was some historical revolutionary like Chiang Kai-chek, but I looked him up and he turns out to be a really, really obscure Chinese snooker player.
How do people think old Mark is feeling with Murphy playing like shit in the final and there for the taking?
>>154505934Most players have played shit against Wu; Mark, Selby
>>154505934Part of that professional snooker grit that he has also enables him to still be allowed to have shoelaces at times like this.
>>154505772Hmmmmmmmm
With the score currently at 10-7, if Wu Yize wins every frame of tomorrow’s afternoon session, there literally won’t be an evening session at all. Is this what you want, you maniacs?
>>154506391At this rate wouldn't even be mad. Zestless game
>>154506466>waiting for the lemon cider
>>154506391What happens to those who’ve bought evening session tickets in that instance?
>>154506565Dennis and Steve will reenact the end of the 1985 final and play trick shots
>>154506598lel
>>154505052If it had a nipple on it, would you be aroused?
>>154506565Their phones all mysteriously start going off and they have to go home again.
>>154506565Barry Hearn appears with armed goons to remind them that there will be no refunds.
Dennis Taylor is 60% of all of the latest issue of Private Eye’s stupid quotes from sports coverage.
>>154505467True. He can't bring himself to call Wu a man. He always refers to him as "the Chinese player"
>>154508025He is the originator of the Young Chinese Player meme after all
>>154505794>>154505931>>154506002the correct answer is Xu Yichen
I’m not gonna renege on this one >the chorus should be Wu’s walk on, 100%. https://youtu.be/WJT5SGS6qkY?si=N5S4j_xbOo2IyE4a
Have you ever noticed that Chris Wakelin is basically if Neil Robertson was bald, strange resemblance.
Thread kinda quiet considering we're about to have another 1st-time winner AND Shorn is getting his dinner stolen by a YCP again.Edit: nvm just realised it's 4am
>>154505774>>154505813No need for you boys to watch snooker any more then might as well never come to /147/ again makes sense take care
>>154512225Crikey! He could be his long lost brother!
>>154507955he mogs the other quotes
>>154511885
>>154512976Why are you so angry? Tell Doctor Nestle.
>The high-octane action on the baize was mirrored in the arena, with a female spectator thrown out by security officials after shouting out and apparently trying to invade the stage midway through the third frame of the matchI hope there's some other retard out there who never heard the word baize before. I always just assumed it was bays and gave no more thought as to why it didn't even make sense.
>>154511885WHERE'S THE RED BALL GOING
>>154505048Buddy looks like Gerry McCann on steroids
Protestor deffo some onlyfans model
>>154514270her name is Sasha Swan to be precise https://x.com/thesashaswan/status/2050917224194490501
>>154514295Damn, time is a cruel mistress. Being a whore doesn't help either.
>>154511885>>154513962I miss scuppershe retired too young, 68? he was a fucking kid
>>154514295Total whore death.
Yize to say, Yize to doBut it's not Yize, Well maybe for Wu
>>154504693i am older than shaun murphy but look younger. respect to him for winning at 22, i was fucking about then.
>>154514594Best to achieve as much as you can while you’re young. It’s not that you can’t do it later if you stay driven, it just tends to get harder, with more distractions and responsibilities competing for your time.
>>154514295Even sounds like a pornstar name
>>154514695Probably because was cam girl at one point
Happy Bank Holiday Monday, ladsWithout further interruption, lets celebrate and suck some Carling!
>>154514756My cue gets bigger when i pull on it
>>154514756>wake up on a holiday morning>see this
>>154514767>tfw no Aniki x Steve Rambo zestfest at the crucible>>154514779HE'S GONE TO LIVE ON A FARM
>>154514295>swarthy mystery meat>calls herself swanlül
>>154514830There's only one Swan for me, and that's Katie.
>>154514844I respect that even tho a swan is no lys.
>w tennis postingtruly one of the worst threads in the catalog.
>>154514830>
>One title from five finalsSurely not, ShaunBros...
>>154515009Ronnie loves tennis, probably shitposts in the thread.
Afternoon gents.
>>154515009What a hellhole
>>154515156Alri
>clapping then gwanning after a player missesi am disgust
Rasput: In
Seems like a Shaun heavy crowd today
Is it over for the white man in snooker?
Dennis seems to think its a kick if they ever miss
>>154505389You got it.She's a whore promoting her whore content.
>>154515205'fraid so.
>>154515200>thinken about escaping death
>>154515202>Shaun heavy heh
Dis snooka
This is a demonic snooker
>>154515261not enough for TCM
>>154515260>>154515261Wu escapes it ez gg no re
>only gave up 1 miss from that snookerGodly player
>>154515266ok maybe not
how many times is he going to try thatit's not even close thoughbeit
it's a shit session if David Seaman is not there
>>154515268you jinxed him
>>154504997I literally made this up.
>>154515291Get back in the WoW classic general nerd
What's the password to enter the Cruce?
>>154515306Lmao
Guaranteed to finish this evening then, and that's a good thing.
Wu bros its over
>>154515296No Jumperman, no Suomi, no Coventry man>>154515323Fidelio
>>154515323If I asked you which one is the liar, what would the other one say?
>>154515323Double trouble.
>>154515350Based Labyrinth enjoyer.
>>154515319what
>>154515334All i' saying is if I see a bargain, I have the cash>>154515325Surreal to spew out dozens of shitposts every year and then one of them randomly becomes taken as gospel. That said, I remember arround the time of the Lewisnky scandal there was a well popularized study that said that the scandals that stick are the ones that confirm suspicions we already had about public figures. So maybe people are happy to believe murphy is the kind of person to do that. Either way, sorry Shaun. I made it up for a lark, and I can, will, and already have done it again. >>154515323"Where is the cueball coming from?"
>>154515368>Searching for posts that contain ‘Thoughbeit’. Returning only first 1000 results found.
the tourists are getting angry again
>>154515376exactly, it's just people looking for a "concrete" reason to hate somebody rather than admitting they don't like him for petty meme reasons (me).
GWUUUUUUUUUUUN
How big do you think the syndicate's offer was to Wu Yize overnight? Got to be in the millions right?
>>154515414tbf I think I remember reading some snooker article where there was a vote and the margin of ayes to nays was published,, there was only like 2 nays. So... It could be shorn! but the odds are small
>>154515408No idea how that post got him so rustled he had to search the archives lmao
>>154515414similar to people here's opinions on Ronnie >inb4 locals
>>154515427Newfag
Sir Poo Yizzy
>>154515421>millionsHeh no... 300k or a villa in Spain
>>154515423I think you’re referring to the photo of Clive Everton’s snooker magazine where he reported the vote results. I am phoneposting and don’t have it saved, but I remember that actually quite a lot of players voted not to freeze the rankings. How odd that we remember it differently. I wonder who’s right? Does anyone have this picture?
What's the point spending thousands for a seat next to the table, only to keep looking up at the big screen for every shot?
>>154515458>I've spent years and years on 4chanIncredible flex
>>154515496To see the angles
We all knew there was a chance yeezy could bottle, but bottling in such a way that it means Shaun Murphy will have to be given genuine kudos is unacceptable>>154515458I met Ken Doherty in a public library once. I was studying and he sat across from me. I tried to catch his eye, but he was too engrossed in his work. However, he then started looking for a socket for his charger, so I unplugged mine, to which he gave a smile and a quiet thank you. After a while I got up to leave but forgot one of my books so had to go back. When I did, he was perusing the contents of the textbook. He gave it back to me and just as I was about to leave a second time he said "Here, anon, I've a question. Where would you be if I didnt call you?" No idea what he meant by it.
>>154505048The beast?
>>154515500is that Corey's brother from Boy Meets World?
>>154515285
>>154515496Soak in the atmosphere more, smell the players or the ref as they glide by.
>>154515495Well even so, thats another point. Its either only very few voted, so the odds of one being shaun is small, or loads voted, thus making it, at least by commonality, more acceptable. I think it comes bsck to the fact that hes fat and people dont like fat people. As cruel as that sounds it doesnt sound untrue.
>>154515323Chinese Takeover.
AND THE CROWD GO WU SELECTA
>>154515529naw
>>154515542Come on Kes, ye bastard, we're gonna miss bus down t' Sheffield, snooker's on and all!Eeeh I 'ope I don't piss mesel on bus again.
It is so fucking over Yeezybois
>>154515558We had a good run, Young Chinese Chads.
>>154515495Was it this?
Literally can't tell the difference between red and brown
>>154515576t. Dennis Taylor
anyone know why webms have stopped being able to be played on my iphone 17 pro max? theyve only stopped in the last few days (sorry for phoneposting)
>>154515576you'd be awful at the "is it ketchup or HP sauce" championships
>>154515579Or Mark Williams, but we would know if it was him posting.
Wu is wearing red underwear
>>154515530>Thiefgreat film to watch alongside Manhunter and To Live and Die in L.A.
>>154515590For the Motherland.
>>154515587Wouldn't that mostly be a taste based championship? Absolutely shocking attempt at a gotcha
Wu is losing it.
>>154515588kireallytell jhe difdernce vetween red amd broqn
>>154515590He has every day so far. He really should change them
>>154515576what colour should they change the brown to?>>154515540but enough about your dinner plans shorn
>>154515306i even told my dad that it was a fact too, better tell him a friend on the internet made it up
>>154515597damn right.. three of the all time greats.
bo15
>>154515580they stopped working on 4chan on my laptop too, i can still open them in new tab but still
Yeezy has lost all of his NawtyPottingPower... Sad.
Shorn does have a nice cue action.
>>154515590Red/Brown alliance skidmarks
red is a colour
wild start of the frame
>>154515625If a 22 year old YCP managed to go all the way in the final then we'll all be in trouble, seeing as they often have trouble with mental stamina.
>>154515630Sort of like an old Saab
JIA YO
Murphy wearing red bottoms?
>>154515611
Shaun Murphy just looks annoying
>>154515306Not really, people were already speculating about it: https://www.snookerisland.com/forum/viewtopic.php?f=25&t=11601
This feels closer than the past few world finals
Yize bros..
>>154515685Um... sex
>>154515685me in the bottom right
>10-7>go to take a shit>suddenly 10-10
Dennis Taylor commentating on a parade in Sarajevo in 1914:>And theres young Gavrilo Princip. A great student of the parade game. Who knows what bearing he'll have on today?
the pressure they must be feeling, those people who start a clap but nobody else joins in
>>154515685
>>154515706Tbh, Morphy leading is deserved.Yize is playing in brainless mode, should be punished.
>>154515713Theyre signalling to their online frens that they made it to the big fixture :)
>>154515706https://youtu.be/0p_1QSUsbsM
>>154515706>11-10 Grim
Will rediscover his faith in God if he wins?
>>154515733he'll be hitting the church retreats with some crisp 20 pound notes
>>154515731Wtf is my stream that much behind?
Certified no B-game/plan player
>>154515733that's after he gets me2'd and teams up with Russell Brand
>>154515731Glorious!>>154515733He made a pact with the devil to win this. Magic...
>>154515348Has Norf FC shown his face (shirt) again?
Do you think the Triads are making Wu lose on purpose? Maybe they've kidnapped his family.
Ken Doherty reminds me of that bloke from Alan Partridge who laughs at everything.
>>154515769He will come back. This is just a weak phase.
Only upside is I still have the jinx bet on Murphy.
Why did Mark try to choke Abi out?
>>154515685I've got curryfever bros...
>>154515801i bet they stink of curry
roasting up some lamb and roasties for me dins
>>154515820I hope so. Love a curry me.
anyone else find the commentators to be really negative bastards generally?
Monday, bloody Monday...
>>154515786the spirit of Peter Sutcliffe possessed him
>>154515840It wouldn't be snooker without dour commentary
Erm...
Murf again with his unconventional break off. And successful!How many will copy this?
If you told me back in August that Shorn "Cunt" Murphy would be 7 frames away from winning the Worlds, I'd simple have spat at you.
>mfw watching Wu today
That blue! What the hell? Smurfy?
>>154515915crazy nickname to have
>>154515538>hes fat and people dont like fat people.>it doesnt sound untrue.It's untrue. Not only is he fat, he can also be something of a whiny turd. If he were a jolly, happy-go-lucky fat, he'd be more readily accepted.
how long before this sport gets zogged and moved to pay to see channels?
>>154515915>>154515961I always wished that snooker had adopted more of the older Darts model where the players had gay nicknames based on animals, and Peter Ebdon had been known as "The Snail".
OH NO, WU MISSED THE BLACK
>>154515986What do you mean when? 80% of tournaments are paywalled. If you mean the WC then the beeb will be showing it for another decade or so.
>>154515986Many tournaments are already on pay channels. The world championship will be with the BBC until at least 2032 as they signed a new deal. You can still see other major tournaments on the BBC or ITV.
Why do snooker events always sound like TB wards?
>>154516019>>154516034
>>154515986Erm... Are you not paying the TV license? I'm telling the rozzers
>>154516047average age of the audience is 60+ or so
What's wrong with Ronnie's chalk?
Imagine winning frames
>>154516018
>>154516079non-taom-players are grieving their opponents
>>154516079It leaves green dust everywhere.
>>154516104Makes a mess of the table.
Surely this time...
I've been away at a may day festival all day and come home to find Shaun's won five on the bounce. I blame myself, Wu needed my support.
No way did Wu Yize fumble the bag KEK
>>154515986Am I wrong to think the world championship is one of those sporting events that must be free to air by law?
SPAM LONG SHOTS
>>154516162Same with the Ashes, until the "law" changed
I always never know when to clap lads during the frames. I try to clap with the audience.
>>154515529Corey’s brother from Boy Meets World was called Shawn and I styled my hair to look like his back when it was on. The gif is from Galaxy Quest, which is even more amazing.
Is that the referee's phone visible in his back pocket? It looks unprofessional.
>>154516185it's the remote for the magnets
the yellow man marches on
Hot Pot
>>154515568That’s the one!>>154515576I have this problem. I can tell them apart if I study them really closely, but I can’t tell from a glance. I wound up looking up some colour blindness tests last year, I think, and while I was confirmed to not be colourblind (as I already knew), there are more detailed tests where I struggled a lot more. I think there was one where if you score below 70, you’re colourblind, and I think I got 73. Out of maybe 120.
Now the commentators are trying to get the audience woo-ing. Not a fan of all that.
>>154516194
Morphy is a dumb snob, too much of a narcissist.The weakness in Wu's game is obvious to anyone, yet he let Wu into the game each time instead of playing it tactical and letting Wu make all the mistakes.
>>154515580I have the same problem and I reported it via the Feedback page as a bug. They work on other devices so it must be something to do with iPhones.
Are they shouting "boo" or "Wu yizz"
ONE MORE WU
>>154516213Thought that foot was his willy at first
Remember lads even if you are watching this at home or in the Crucible if your phone goes off during the frame and securiry know who you are they will take your phone away from you. :)
>>154516225They're calling him a jigaboo, which is not on quite frankly.
>>154516218> Moral judgment and condemnation are the favourite revenge of the spiritually limited against those who are less limited, as well as a form of compensation for the fact that Nature has thought ill of them, and finally a chance to acquire some spirit and become refined: - spiritualized malice. - Friedrich Nietzsche - Beyond Good and EvilPart VII - Aphorism # 219
>>154516240they send round Pellew in the wst van with a couple of his apprentices to mash you up
>>154516255Lel.
>>154516255Lmao
>>154516178Clap when its a good shot. I've no idea how anyone who hasnt played can get any enjoyment out of watching this game.
long range wutillery is devastating
Wu coming back it seems.
>>154515756You’d think there would be more snooker players like that. Barry Hearn must really have them all on a tight leash. Even the ones who serve bans don’t pop up on podcasts with Matt Le Tissier, even though Le Tiss and Stuart Bingham would be two of the coolest people to ever discuss anything (as long as the subject matter isn’t deranged or reactionary, which it inevitably would be).
>>154516288I need not be a hen myself to know when an egg is foul or a snooker player to know when a ball is fair.
>>154515912It’ll probably be a lot easier to guess that tomorrow morning.
Yize cucking himself along the bottom cushion
>>154516288I can't even drive and formula one is my favourite sport.
>>154516162They’re called heritage events, and I don’t think the snooker is one. However, the BBC are meant to show a certain amount of live sport each year, and so a sport with ten-hour matches is a very easy way to bump the numbers up as everything else moves away.
>wuoops
I'm a fat fuck, and 100m is my favourite Olympics sport
>>154516346>>154516367I could probably enjoy it to a degree, but having played I just have immense respect for how good this guys are. They pull off shots you could only dream of playing
Hunbo bumbo. Johm Numphy you are one jumbo cunt. Wu Yize, stand back he might EAT YOU! Then kf course he would SHIT you OUT! so just put one front in foot of the other and you'll have the damn thing one. At the next interval, Wu just practice. You are younger and have the energy if this goes late, so make it go late if you have to. Sham will go to his drressing room and lie on his back in a kiddie pool and strip down to jorts and say "I'm ready for my usual" and then a manservant from the Orient will pull a lever and gravy will come down from a spout above him and Shon will rub his belly and go Ough.Then outside Cliff Thorburn will be like do I smell something? But he won't give a fuck really why would he. He's the grinder. He has moves to make. Business idea, at the end of every tournament they do a freezeframe of every player and tells you where they are now and how they died and stuff and it shows yan bingtao in jail dancing to the music and then Terry griffiths comes back from the grand mausoleum and does some crazy break dsncing. RA RA RA come on footballs and score a goal!!
Wu Yize comeback
WuuubackBut only because fat slop Morphy is taking risk, because his ego dictates he should outcompete him at taking long shots.
>guaranteed 13-12 going into tonightH O T
>And if the pack breaks open many shots too soon>And if there is no room up by the baulk>And if your head explodes from bottling the shot too>I'll see you on the right side of the blue
BEST OF 11
>>154516495>Sham will go to his drressing room and lie on his back in a kiddie pool and strip down to jorts
>>154516495
When is the evening session?
How did Shaun win five frames on the bounce?
>>154516592at the same time as every evening session ever
>>1545165927pm
>>154516570thin kabou tit. Step hen mag wire does the same with Tennants and strangles the man servant if even a drop goes on the flaer. Ken Doherty of course said youve taken that tree far. And phehen says what you meen and kin goes its won more than two. its tree far. And john higgins puked into the middle pocket. he's the best doubler in the game is john. How amazing he can still stand for 3 hours at a time at the age of 51. really something.
>>154516608Wu was told in no uncertain terms to keep things interesting.
>>154515832Cumin on a bit strong there..
Might order me a cheeky Indian curry with naan for this top notch final frame this evening. Gonna be a banger
>>154516133Now I'm not saying it's a coincidence that Wu has started winning again, but I'm not saying it's not one either.
Did you play Theme Hospital when you were a kid? Shaun reminds me of the bloaty head patients.
Wuman brothers... got their wujak back
so who will be the 3rd chinese world champion?
>>154516689
>>154516689Next year will be Ding's year
Wu has hit his flow state the last 3 frames. I love it. No answer from Shaun since
>>154516689Only on years where McIlroy wins the Masters.
>>154516689Find out next year.
>>154516695Wrong, this man is deceased
>>154516668>Hospital administrator is rigging!
>>154516716Lol
>>154516689>>154515948
>>154516689Chang Bingyu; his performances this year have been exactly what Wu Yize was doing a year ago.
>asian brody
>>154516725Correct answer.4th Chinese world champ will be Bingtao, he'll do it just like how Xintong did it.
>morphee
Shaun Murphy would not snap your hand off to finish the session 13-12 down that's absurd.
What does NongFu water taste like?
Wu's Dad status?
>>154516181Thanks, thought it was the same actor, grown up
>>154516758Proud.
>>154516756metal lemons
>>154516758Stropping the belt
>>154516750he'd bite your fingers off after mistaking them for sausages...... please laugh
So Wu will start the last session with an advantage. Not that it means anything, live we've just recently learned.>>154516771And salty coins.
WUUUUUUUU
What was last year score board after 3rd session?
Why is the world championship in Sheffield and not Beijing?
>>15451679917 - 8. Willo did enough to take the bad look off it that evening.
4 more frames Jizzbros
>>154516839>Anglo maths
How much is luck involved in these multi cushion shots? Must be like 60-70%
>>154516839til the decider?
>>154516851Progressively less. When they’ve just started on a new table, or if the table has a new cloth, it’s impossible to know how shots will turn out and the players have to get a feel for things. By the end, they pretty much know what they’re doing and can pull off shots pretty reliably.
>>154516851This is ten percent luck, twenty percent skillFifteen percent concentrated power of willFive percent pleasure, fifty percent painAnd a hundred percent reason to remember the name
>Lose to YCP>All orders to the local Golden Dragon cease immediatelyThis would be China's Straight of Hormuz
you now remember Luca Brecel
Baby yiz
>>154517225
When is the eve sesh
>>154517263Tomorrow at 10am.
>>154517272Fuckk man I was gonna jelq then
>>154517225I remember him going back to Mallorca between his matches lmaoand her girlfriend was involved in drug dealing or something
>>154517235aw
>>154517285ynr whe we bought a bunch of luxury cars to get his bank balance below 1m
>>154517235Hendry loves those YCPs.
>>154517235You could say it's wee woo.
>>154517517>t Esquie
>>154517581This final has been whooo wheee whooo wheee.
>>154517235By God, his parents must have figured the ears would stop growing at some point
/147/, what's the mood like?
>fails to take a big lead and ends up a frame behind in your pathI am feeling concerned Morphbros...
>>154517727we vibing on the lap no cap
Got a semi rock on over the only fans slappers Twitter… *sigh*
>>154517740Don't worry. He's been at the buffet during the interval, Wu doesn't stand a chance.
