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Please AJ beat some Becht ass it would be so funny
KINO introduction
The only Storm things I have are that gif and this squid guy
If Stallions lose this game today they're basically mathematically eliminated right? There's zero chance they can even catch up to top 4 if they lose tonight.
>>154504269i havent really made/saved much storm related stuff
>>154504290I think they are technically still alive if they lose, just not practically.
heh camera crew knew exactly where the fan wearing the squid hat was
Oh shit Hamler is back
>>154504290Not yet. DC and Storm I think are a lock almost at this point, however Battlehawks and especially the Renegades could still completely collapse and lose every single game going forward which opens the door for someone to sneak in the final fourth spot. They pretty much have to win every game going forward though AND Renegades have to lose every single game. not IMPOSSIBLE, but.... yeah...
>>154504269>>154504373I'm hoping we get another look at the big man.
Birmingham has just no pass rush. They need to start getting blitzy.
>>154504412is he always behind the end zone?
>Live Stat tracking next to the videoOkay, FOX this is actually pretty cool.
FOOOOOOOOOOOOOM
>>154504427or just pick up a foomble
>Stormshitterslmao
nice play!
UH OH STORM NIGGERS LOOK WHO LEARNED HOW TO PLAY OFFENSE
>>154504430Has been the last few times. Might be a season ticket holder.
HAHAHAHAHAHA
OH NO NO NO NOT LIKE THIS BECHTBROS
uh oh, storm clouds dissipating
Bechtbros..............
>Defense looks lost and can't tackle on a random drive>giving up big plays because they don't know what to do if a QB scramblesYep, that's Donnie Abraham.
>>154504501when do you think kelly gets another coaching job?
>>154504562If there's a god literally never, but college football is awful so next year.
>Becht going for it when he doesn't have toShocking, honestly.
What the fuck was that stoppage?
OHNONONONONO
>its still 3rd downcmon reffies>>154504702checking to see if they crossed the 50 yd line.
STUFT LMAO
>>154504679he did have to retard he was a foot beyond the 50
>>154504727They have the fucking truline shit, they don't need a stoppage to see that. Just incompetence.
>>154504741They originally spotted it directly on the 50 and then changed their mind.
>>154504753Damn, that's a pretty good shot of the crowd and I didn't see him.
>>154504749Look, we still have to stop the game because, we just do, okay?!
>Storms collapsing
>Faggot commentators lecturing audience to accept soft bullshit
Based AJ makin em seethe with the correct playcall.
These Ponies can't cover shit. That's, what? Three massive busts so far?
Storm are frauds
>>154504934Anon are you confusing which team is which?
>>154504934you meant the team thats down by 14, right?
>Be Anthony Becht>Head Coaching for 6 years>getting absolutely dabbed on by your former QB turned HC in under a year
>Yelling at your QBlmao. I've never seen him do that before.
It was nice having a game record better than another team for 2 days
>>154504945>>154504956Yes, I did. My mistake. I mean, the Ponies defense isn't that great either, but I meant the Storm in this post.
>>154504990>I mean, the Ponies defense isn't that great eitherSee?
>Chris RowlandStill don't understand why DC let him go. He was one of our best players last year
>>154505118they didnt let him go. he was one of the players selected in the expansion draft
>>154505118I'm just pissed we didn't force Louisville to give up Lucky Jackson when we traded our QB to them. We were in a position to really squeeze them and make them consider how much they really wanted him and we let them off the hook.
>>154505167They could have protected him.
>>154505167He's saying we should have tagged him.
>literally every single time DTR takes the field they endlessly glaze himjesus fucking christ
lol
>>154505205But anon he played in the NFL!
>>154505205at least its better then when they endlessly glazed matt coral as he played horribly
>>154505205At least unlike a lot of the QBs they do this to(Corral, Perez, Plummer) he actually deserves it.
>>154505205At least its better than >Frost has been so immaculate, Leading the UFL in Passing y- aaaaaand it's picked off
>>154505327lmao, they talk about how he should be benched literally every snap.
Weak flag
stadium looks cool as hell
That looked like 3 illegal men downfield to me from that end zone angle.
>>154505327eh, the commentators were practically trying to get him benched during the last game
Wonderful defensive consistency, glue factory xisters.
This has been a great game so far.
>>154505649
Damn, sweet stiffarm.
>>154505649>>154505672>Chad Buckley demands slants on offense>Virgin Becht bemoans slants on defense
I made this chart to describe my personal feelings as a Fendies fan towards all the other teams in the league. My individual biases do have an effect on these rankings. Teams in the same tier are in order from most hate to least from left to right. Explanations are below along with the link if you guys wanna make your own.Most Hated Rivals:Battlecucks- Self-explanatoryGaydes: Stole the 2023 championship from us despite being the worse team by far not even having a .500 record going into the gameGreat Disdain:Ponies- Everyone hates them for winning so much, but without as much history between them, the hatred isn't as fierceIndifference:Gayviators- I'm also a Steelers fan, so fuck Ohio. Other than that, there's nothing that sets them apart from the expansion teams.Drizzle- They're currently the biggest threat to our back-to-back run and Becht is their HC. Not a fan that they stole Rowland from us, but it is what it is. Haven't played them yet, so ranking subject to change.Kangz- Kind of a soft spot for them since they're better than their record and have gotten fucked by a few unfortunate situations. They have Lucky Jackson, but he hasn't been on the team for a while, so not as bothered by it. Like Orlando, haven't played them yet, so subject to change.Irrelevant:Gamblenecks- Self-explanatory, just kind of sad at this point, but their suffering makes for good memesWho I root for in each game is dictated by this chart, but situational considerations can change that. For instance, I hate Birmingham more in this game, but their winning helps the Fendies, so it trumps the chart.Here's the link and thank you for tolerating my autism: https://tiermaker.com/create/ufl-2026-18805392
cmon reffies
What the fuck? Was flexing unsportsmanlike? What is this weak shit?
What a fucking retard
>>154505788i think it was him taking his helmet off
>>154505808It remains a fucking weak penalty, not like it made a difference on anything.
>>154505649Those FREAKIN SLANTS
>>154505788>>154505808 is correct. Taking your helmet off on the field is unsportsmanlike.
>>154505827i dont think the reffie would have thrown the flag if he kept his helmet on
>>154505783The Warchickens bootyblast the Tendies all day everyday and twice on sunday
>>154505884Surely that means you've played in a championship game, right?
>>154505884Just ignore the head to head record
Lol, is that a Heatmiser hat?
DRAGOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON
stallions should have made the trade for dtr sooner
>>154505884gay louis has zero postseason wins against the fendies KWAB
>>154506034How many postseason wins do you yankees have against my Renegades?
DOINK
>Running into your own returnerJej
12 was lined up way offsides, false start notwithstanding.
What the fuck are they even doing lmao
What a retarded call.
>>154505783>irrelevantbrother, i wish my gamblers could at least be competent at this point
lmao, is that AJ losing his mind on the sideline for that hit?
>throw way short of the end zonewhy?>>154506183probably lol. i bet they show it during halftime
Nice meaningless hospital pass to end the half, dipshit. I'm sure the receiver loved that.
>>154506174Unfortunately the Roughnecks haven't been relevent since that undefeated 2020 season
>>154506226they were at least competent in 2023 and wade always made sure they saved all 3 timeouts
>>154506226I wouldn't say that. As the guy who made the chart, they were the team to beat in the South in 2023 until Week 5. Then they lost to the three best teams and the Gaydes lucked out in the playoffs.
>>1545062262023 they were 7-3 and 2nd in point differential. They just collapsed at the worst time(I think due to injury? Don't remember).
havent spotted him yet
>>154506302This >>154504753 post has a good shot of where he usually sits, so I'm not sure if he's even at this game.
Why is the flag at half staff? What piece of shit faggot politician died this time? (I really hope it is a politician and not some war hero or else I'll have a massive egg on my face.)
>>154506415>epstein mossad corps>herono
>>154506415It's Firefighter Memorial Day. I think everywhere is doing it.
Imagine dropping such an easy arm punt
>>154506443And there's the egg.
>>154506331if its any consolation, the aviators have some units now
THIS 4-0 RECORD DOES NOT FOOKIN SLIP>proceeds to slip
IM GREATIM GREATIM GREAT
>Defender just falls over like a retardLmao
YOU BETTER ASK ABOUT ME! YOU BETTER ASK ABOUT ME!
BNL detected, nice.
I'm glad that Justyn Ross is having a good game. I really thought he would have been a good WR2 in the NFL if not for his spine being mondo fucked.
go for it
Don't understand why you don't run the QB there. QB Blast probably gets it.
STORM SURGE
Should've kicked that. Didn't need a TD there.
Lmao, I missed this earlier, but apparently DTR was yelling at the Orlando sideline "I SHOULD BE YOUR QUARTERBACK" after his 2nd TD.
>DTR'S mom yelling "FUCK!"lmao
>>154506567Nah, going for it was correct. A FG doesn't help you here and isn't that useful in the future either. Plus it backs up Orlando deep if you don't make it. I just disagree with the playcall.
How does Plummer get this lucky literally every game? Jesus.
I thought I was going crazy, but I looked it up, and there's a guy named "Mickens" on the Ponies and a guy named "Minkins" on the Storm.
>Rush 3>Still give up giant holes in the zonelmao
>>154506443just checked outside and for once it's not half staff in ohio
LMAO
LMAO ANOTHER LOST FOOMBLE
FOOMBLE
>>154506757>yell fumble>daughter runs over to my laptop to see foooomble cat appearyou did not disappoint
>>154506591Their defense has been holding and points are at a premium in this game. Now if they score on this drive, instead of down 4, they're only down one. Ever since teams have started relying on analytics, they've been almost afraid of taking the points. It wasn't a critical situation yet and they're playing from the lead. Just my philosophy.
>>154506796lol wholesome
BUGGS
>>154506733It's supposed to be if it's a government building. It was a presidential order.
AHAHAHAHAHAHA
I AM LITERALLY OUT OF FOOMBLE IMAGES>Calling him downGARBAGE
LMFAOOOOOOOOO FUMBLE #3
Overturn that shit right fucking now.>Mike's dementia almost fucks it up again from the booth
actually, that is a foomble. thank you reffies
Whew, snoop with the hands.
DMB detected, my parents would think that's nice.
>>154507011felt oddly fitting
>>154506798Keep in mind the Stallions have had horrendous kicking all year. Even a 20 yarder isn't guaranteed
>>154507124Then why did they just settle for a longer kick than it would have been if they kicked last time? If they had, they'd be up by more than a TD right now.
>>154507187Because 4th and 6 from your 35 is very different than 4th and 1 from your 15.
Can we get a 4th foomble?
>>154507101Do you have the second one?
>>154507215here you go. i went back and made one just for you
ANOTHER dropped pick. GOd damn he's so lucky.
>>154507204Yes, but the in-game situation is still the same. You're still in the same position score-wise. Teams are just allergic to taking the points. It's tempting when you're closer, but that doesn't make a TD any more necessary when you're still winning and have a chance to extend your lead with easier points.
>>154507306Thank you, anon. Your efforts are appreciated.
>>154507335>Teams are just allergic to taking the points.taking the points is the only reason my gamblers have 1 of their 2 wins
ALL THE FIXINGS ON THE LINE
Someone tell DTR to slide.
DTR has the laziest pump fake I've ever seen.
DTR WITH THE NTR
>>154507429Sorry, I should have said *good* teams.
lol was the vandervelde laughing at the trash talk?
The steak has made these boys play hard
NO PUNT>ZONE!NO PUNT>ZONE!THEY KNOOOOOOOOOOOW BETTATHEY KNOOOOOOOOOOOW BETTA
That ref REALLY wanted to make an, "Everyone but the center," call, lel
BRUTAL drop
Way to drop it, no hands.
Just turned this shit on. Why are they running the ball on 1st and 25?
Just chuck it deep and see if you can get a DPI or a dumb DB making a pick.
>>154507566because they crossed the 50 yd line so they are eventually gonna have to go for it on 4th down
Birmingham offensive line just melting down
good effort
>>154507618He's been early all game.
Damn if he got that I would have never stopped laughing.
>Giving up the free 1st on the crosserFuck are you doing Jack?
>>154507463Why wouldn't he have the normal tax rate?
receiver hurt himself
Lmao he hit the ground like a rag doll.
>>154507778He smacked his head on the ground really hard.
>>154507774:^)
>Actually punting it awaylmao what the fuck.
SNOOOOOOOOP
RHCP detected, not nice.
UH OH STORMIES
WEW
DTR
>>154504131They still have 3 timeouts! It's not over yet!
>>154507849>tfw no longer addicted to the shindig
Welp. GG at this point. Storms deserved to lose that. Fuck you Becht you pussy, punting it away like that.
Something needs to be done about all this bitchmade call playing. I am getting tired of it.
>>154507913they can still blow this
they should force them over the 50 on the 3rd yard play nvm no need now
>WHAT WAS THAT CALL?!>i dunno...lol
>Orlando
>>154507954Get Rapole on the headset, he'd be calling verts on every single play.
BASED GET FUCKED WE HAVE A RACE FOR 4
>basic cadence bluff to get the defense to jump that any basic QB can do>THAT IS SO SMART BY DTR!!!!holy shit shut the fuck up
lmfao
>>154508014Anon you are really hung up on any qb but Taamu getting recognized for anything. Are you ok?
Good Job ponies, you actually did the impossible.
Based DTR makin’ ‘em seethe!
wonder which nfl team is gonna be the first to hire mccarron
>>154507913That's what he gets for not playing UFL football which literally rewards risk and outside thinking. He's way too scared to do anything remotely risky even if it would be more honorable to take the risk and lose than not try again. I hope he doesn't think he'll get called to the NFL for any coaching position if this season is any indication of his coaching style.
>>154508014He's the Tom Brady of Paxton Lynches.
>>154508032That guy isn't me.
winner winner steak dinner
>>154508051>He's the Tom Brady of Paxton Lynches.That's a lousy comparison.
>>154508066Sure he isn't
>>154508097I know, that was the point.>>154508128Whatever, fag.
