go habs
bolts
dobson was an elite norris level defenseman until 2025
they going to need to start shooting the puck again.
why are the havs just repeatedly dumping it every time they get possessionhello make some passes and skate
>previous>>154491687
SCAR!
Someone in this thread has a boner...
LET'S GO BOLTS>LET'S GO BOLTSLET'S GO BOLTS>LET'S GO BOLTSLET'S GO BOLTS>LET'S GO BOLTSLET'S GO BOLTS>LET'S GO BOLTS
too much man
HELP YOUR GOALIE HABS FOR FUCKS SAKE HOLY FUCK
My dad says Tampa shouldn't have a team
>>154508545
I wish both teams could lose desu.
>too much mankwab
Bedard needs to take lessons from Celibrini on how to spread his bussi wide open because how much longer can Bedard go being snubbed from team canada
Yeah the Habs aren’t winning
>>154508521My penguins ):
The refs are rigging it just like they did against the oilers.
Reminder that bud1
1) countries don't compete for cups, teams do2) canada is the most represented nationality on cup winning teams among players3) the above points are verifiably and objectively true and you just posting the same images that you normally do that repeat these facts don't discredit them whatsoever (but you probably will anyways, that or just non-relevant low iq replies because you have no real rebuttal so go ahead)
>>154508560
tampa kek
refchads taking full control
LIKE MUSSOLINI
>Canadian "people" will never know this feeling
>>154508542>REPENT>REPENTIs this a low key Bring Me the Horizon shoutout?
TELEVISIONRULES THE NATIONTELEVISIONRULES THE NATIONTELEVISIONRULES THE NATION
TOO MUCH MAN!
>>1545085761993 and 2014.
i can't picture the habs scoring another goal unless a miracle happens
GO KAP GO
>Habs without a shot this period >Tampa ties it>Immediate Tampa penaltyAnd yet Habs fans will say Gary isn’t cheering for them
I’m a tranny and I love it in my fanny
>>154508583>mfw
>>154508596
>>154508576NHL players don't want to play in Canada anymore
A Montreal loss tonight will make it how many years again? 33?
>jeet>laffs>1993 2014>senaturds>lames remember that the Canadians you insult here have feelings and just want to discuss hockey with you be better.
>>154508583that’s vinny lecavalier man that’s a canadian hero right there
>>154508599was it gary paying the refs when tampa literally had 6 men on the ice
Why aren't there size limits on goalie padding? The lightning goalie looks like the Michelin Man
>>154508617>Canadian "people" will never know this feeling
they got a shot that's a win basically
>didnt get a single shot on the powerplay
>>154508545>This true patriot is happy that a Canadian will still win a cup, even if he doesn't.
>>154508610Thry should tax 90% of their income if they want to win Gary's cup.
>>154508617he drew about six dimes in the 00s which is more than Patrick Marleau
>lame buttson
>>154508617the americans who post stupid shit like that just have severe cognitive dissonance lel
>>154508610canada is a third world country
>>154508629>>154508631I don't know who to believe. I'll let Gary decide for me
>shotless pp
>>154508614the brownoid goblin infestation isnt just a meme. the america we grew up with and knew is lost forever.
Habs look absolutely rattled. They’ll be back next year even better tho
>hutson fumbling and ruining the PPHate this overhyped predditor
Habs are a 3rd period team anyways
>>154508637Then fucking leave already chud we are all perfectly happy and love Canada
My canesies :) could ass blast both these shit teams
>>154508639TNT called it a shot so i'm leaning towards it not being one
Do the habs know they can no longer nurse a lead since its tied?
>>154508632Yeah dude its sick I remember when the kings won the cup Muzzin brought the cup to my home town and he talked to all us kids about hockey it was one of the coolest moments of my life
I have to watch another 3 periods of these shit teams?
Habsbros... >we are looking really sloppy
Four shots on goal, that's it?
bench demidov for the rest of the game
>>154508655Filename doesn't clearly explain what's going on in this image
I’m sorry for being Canadian
good morning saars whare are my fellow habitants
>>154508659It missed the net and the shot counter didnt go up
SAVE ME BRENDAN GALLAGHER
kickstart my bum
>A Canadian team will never win a cup again because of palm trees and taxes
>>154508662Nurse plays for the Oilers
>>154508664dont worry its going to 5 overtimes
>4 shots on goal>0 during a powerplayAre we deadass? Yeah, this semen slurping sport isn't for me. How do I get into cricket? Are there any games with english subtitles?
>4 SOGs>only goal was a meme pinball deflectionkwacancuck.
>>154508668Means they just need 4 more to win the game. Tampa needs 21 more to win
>>154508681shut your mouth, and touch grass, chud. everyone loves canada because we have free healthcare.
>>154508670Sorry
stupid useless hasbsies
YOU THERE /HOC/ POSTER!WHAT IS YOUR PROFESSION?
WOO HOOOO
st louis look out of his depth
>>154508698lady of the evening
>>154508698bud won poster
>>154508698Data Analyst
>song about cuckoldry>coming out of my cageWhat did they mean by this and why do sports arenas play this smut?
Fuck this I'm going nude
>>154508698Professional shitposter
>>154508698Unemployed
>>154508610Cuz the fans are classless IDIOTS
>>154508698ski patrol
really tho fr why was tampa allowed to rebrand and copy the leafs jerseys
My Sensies would have bootyblasted both those shit teams
>>154508698Anime gooner.
>>154508698gibs receiver
this dj STINKS
>>154508698Electricity sorcerer
Habs did this all regular season. No shots on goal through 2 period and then explode in the 3rd.
>>154508698Cryptocurrency scammer
>>154508698glass cutter
>>154508521>0 shots on goal in an entire period>not even shooting in PP on +10 shot opportunities with a clear shooting path ahead of youso Hockey games HAVE pre-determined results after all. it cant be anything else. fuck that lmao
>Going into the 3rd with only 4 shots
how do you make hoc friends IRL? Everyone seems to be only into hoopape and football
>>154508698radio dj/host
I think whoever wins the game will win the series
>>154508743yet you watch every game...hmm...
>>154508614shut up pussy. if you faggots weren't so toxic you wouldn't drive everyone away. poor mitchell marner had to escape to a fucking desert in the middle of nowhere to escape your harassment
a shot? on net?
>there are zoomers who dont even remember saku koivu
>>154508698Pants shitter
>>154508728For thr NHL to have a navy blue/white team that can make it past first rounds in playoffs
>>154508698cum police
semen slurping sport
>>154508698Translator
>When Dad stops letting you win
>the equivalent of one shot every ten minutesmon dieu
>>154508745
>>154508745talk about football
>>154508748i dont, i just watch a few games here and there during the season and i watch the playoff
something stinks with these non shot taking pretend hockey players.
Newfag here. Is 4 shots in 2 periods good?
>>154508751Habs legend Saku Koivu? Didn't he have a brother?
>0 (ZERO) SHOTS ON GOAL IN 20 MINUTES
>>154508750Off net
>>154508698Gary's backup fluffer
>>154508698legal admin
>>154508743All the gambling definitely plays a role I think.Only Gary's wallet wins no matter what.
>>154508758What does a transdilator do?
its crazy how hard usa cucks canada and all we can do is cope and sneed
Our habs are going to ride on that lucky bounce till garytime
>>154508751brother of minnesota wild legend mikko koivu?
>>154508765Gary hates you.
>>154508745I don't need friends, they disappoint me
shots are cringe actually
>NHL playoffs>Lebron James foundation commercial
>>154508749mitch marner is a huge pussy for giving a flying fuck what non professional athletes say about him. He only left taranna because daddy dearest told him to
>First time in franchise postseason history without a shot on goal>In a game sevenLmao and people think this team can win a cup?
Was no shots on goal in the 2nd for the Habs in Gary’s script?
>>15450876725% shooting is pretty amazing.
do you think st louis is the type to come in screaming or come in quiet? I was always way more afraid of the coaches that came in quiet
what a snoozefest
>>154508767High IQ move
>>154508780>mikko koivu?His jersey is hanging in the rafters right next to mine.
>>154508799yeah im gunna go nap
>>154508791God they suck
>>154508788>t. the guy harassing his family and going to his house
>>154508751i have a figure of saku koivu
Are you people fucking stupid or something? Shooting at the goal won't win you games. It's the QUALITY of the shot that counts. Fucking morans.
>literally 5x their shots>still going to end up losing to some shitgoal because they're the luckiest team in the league
>>154508780no the long lost relative of the norwegian legend Eerikki Koivu
>>154508789It’s more embarrassing that tampon gay isn’t blowing this team the fuck out
>>154508798Your mom screams when she comes
If you shoot on goal, they win.
>>154508799bloody fuck you bloody
>>154508810please hire me mr chayka sir
Demidov looks like complete anus.
Kaprizovs gf and her dad. What kind of children will they produce?
>>154508798i wonder if he stands on a milk crate when he yells at them
what does cooper even say to the boys here? we are outshooting them 6 to 1 just have faith that we somehow win here?
>>154508799Slurp until Gary time.
0 (ZERO) SOG (shots on goal) in 1 period (20 minutes)4 (FOUR) SOG (shots on goal) after 2 periods (40 minutes)Averaging 1 (ONE) SOG (shot on goal) every 10 (TEN) minutes
>>154508830gonna inherit that egghead and hairline, that's for sure
>eliminated just in time to focus on cricket
>>154508830>What kind of children will they produce?probably human beings.
>>154508830dont you usually get upset at these bottle blonde bimbos nhl players marry?
>blyatblyatblyatblyatblyatblyatblyatblyat
Why are incels posting pictures of women out of their league
>>154508844and yet they'll still luck their way into the GWG you can feel it coming
>0.750 save percentagetranpa bay is cooked
Is it finally jeet elimination day?
>>154508836"trust the plan"
>>154508672>j*ws think they can shoehorn women into dating jeets Kek, this won't work. It took decades to do it with nogs when boomers viewed their TVs as a magic truth box. They just turned the Indian immigration dial to 13 in 2024 and are sitting on the lid
>>154508830she's taking BBC while he's on road games
>>154508863samir still posts every day I'm afraid
>>154508836"If you outshoot your enemies, they win." - Justin Trou D'Eau
big OT 2nite
>>154508870>
will gary delay the mild game until this games quadruple overtime finally finishes?
>>154508884i must redeem her
Next goal could take the lead
>>154508892>only 15 The real number is waaaay higher
Strome said the ducks have a toxic locker room and hes glad they traded him out.
At least that moron isn't wearing his laffs gear on TNT, wear a tie faggot.
flipped over to the NLL game Rock are getting btfo kwab
>>154508890Frigg off
>>154508884
>>154508892Yeah fuck off you all kept yapping on about how everyone would be drafted and there would be 20,000 casualties on the first week. Guess what, in a volunteer army, you know what the fuck you're signing up for.
>>154508868Home games too
>>154508905is subban wearing a weird dress again
Only SHIT teams today
will gary delay the softpusy game until this games quadruple overtime finally finishes?
>>154508775Provide daily reminders to transwomen that they are abominations and their bodies will always reject the Jewish butchery done to them
Eating home made burgers right now what about you???
I JUST GOT HERE WHAT DID I MISS?
an entire LAND off poo and pee
>>154508919ayo
>>154508892They voted for it
>>154508874Canada dance in the wild.
>>154508932Vasy having a .750 save% after 2
>>154508761Lol what the fuck? Is this real?
>>154508929firing up the grill to make some burgers soon too :)
>>154508926poo peeland
>>154508911>you know what the fuck you're signing up for.But what if the government doesn't uphold their end of the deal?
>>154508929eating the cheapest hotdogs and buns money can buy while drinking 15 michelob ultras
>>154508868Hello ranjeet
>>154508948Huh? Let me look up the shots real quick..
>>154508957Hello Timmy
>>154508938https://nationalpost.com/opinion/jamie-sarkonak-non-citizens-in-canadian-forces-struggling-to-treat-women-as-their-peersAnd you voted for hordes of niggers and jeets to fill up recruitment shortages. Oh Rome!
>>154508954its 2026, you should know you are signing up to be a zogbot if you join the military
>>154508698attorney
>>154508929BBQ sauce in a flour tortilla
>>154508956Is it physically possible to even get drunk off of michelob ultra
I hope makar and hughes kiss
the united states allowed a burrito delivery boy to be raped and for this reason: i have zero faith in our military
FOUR SHOTS? WHAT IS THIS SERIES? HABS WERE ON FIRE LAST GAME.
>>154508953
>>154508948I'd like to think of it as a GAA of 1.50 after 2 periods.
>>154508967Imagine joining the US military only to serve for Israel, or worse.. to be medically discharged after suffering a TBI during a burrito delivery
>>154508953WTF
>>154508967Not if you earnestly completed your American public education
>>154508993leaf bro be careful, for all your posturing you'll get sent right beside us
>>154508988All those girls are like 40 now
>eating pickles and sipping a gin and tonic while i watch canadians shid and piss on /hoc/
>>154508978not really, you catch a bit of a buzz but nothing like drinking a two-6 or 24 real beers. at least there is zero hangover
>>154509004>NATO HELP US OPEN YOUR STRAITno lolgo die for jews now anon, come on let's go it's the entire purpose of your breeding
>Jimmy carter Thank god this /pol/ posting is distracting people from how awful my habs are playing
>>154508993Good
>>154509006so are you
>>154509008Based pickle enjoyer
>>154509008Exquisite taste
>>154508978gary told you to drink it so drink it, chud.
>>154509003>twitter linkJust post the works cited and I'll read it later.
>>154509017Ya but my gf is 28
ET LE BUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUT
you now remember patrik laine
Intermission is too short. I wasn't able to watch the 2nd round of guy's grocery games before the 3rd period started.
Yassss habs CANADA
>>154509036my rat is jacked :)
>>154509012your PMs will still bow to the whims of the US push come to shove, your fate is tied to us still due to geography
Why dont they just shoot the fucking puck???
4 shots on goal?
Hockey?
>>154509060you could do more tricks on Bibi's dick and it's not gonna stop you from dying and your bases getting destroyed and your "allies" abandoning you
>>154509026It's just the personal twitter of the OG.
0 Shots0 chances0 rushFIRE MARTY
>>154509070too scared to be called a puck hog so they just pass
I don't think I have ever seen a shot count this low in a third period
wake me up when the third overtime is starting.
>>154509072If you like, sure
>>154509080IT STARTED
>Fartin Shit Poopie
>>154508997Ohhhh now I see Habs forgot what a give and go is. They're COOKED.
>>154509073all deserved too I agree, but you're delusional to think you can split from the madness. eurocucks have a bit more of a chance to break free but it's going to be painful for them nonetheless
>>154508521>every habs opportunity is apocalyptic open ice in front of the net>lightning 95% desperate larp shots for play stoppagetampa aren't dangerous they can't let this reach OT or they'll lose due to exhaustion yet againhabs just have to keep doing the same shit with better puck retrieval and they win because tampa can't control their offensive pass plays
>>154509079in a game 7 no less.
if the blots lose somehow now will it be the most embarrassing loss of the ploffs this year?
enough hockey has been played they need to settle this with a shootout
gourde is such a little tryhard. i'd love to see someone run him through the boards.
Pack it up guys, we'll try again next year.
>>154509103hundo p
>>154509080Lightning are going to stomp them jusging from the 3 minutes of this game I've seen. Habs look scared.
I will NOT have sex until we get a shot on goal.
Canada jobbed. Flames would’ve put up a fight
>>154509090yapyapyapyapyap am yisrael chai
Demidov looks like a kid out there
>>154509070MTL coach made a large bet in Vasi having an under .8 Save%
>>154509108Do you hear that Gary? Thats an entire country turning off the tv
>>154509113You'll coom soon
post yfw >1993is alive and well
>>154509114Yeah this is sad. I missed the first 2 periods but the start to this one is like a kicked dog.
is the crowd gonna give the habs a bronx cheer when they register shot# 5?
>>154509113>permanent abstaince Based
>>154509074>personal twitterTurning shit into a sandwich does not make it more palatable. I'll just read his books
I just tuned in and I'm high. This can't be right, right?
I could heem Corey Perry
>>154509133
>>154509140>implying the crowd is aware
>>154509144depends, what were you smoking?
>>154509143His only book (Blasting Through) is coming out in August. Like it or not, it's the best way to stay updated.
>>154509144I'm afraid it is
>>154509146I feel the same about Joe perry
J Mikes or Chipolte? Who mogs?
did Gary threaten the 'samson' option if the habs had more then 4 shots this game?
Just tuning into the Tampa-Montreal game. Can somebody explain to me why the Blots aren't winning with that lopsided ass sog?
This is the type of game 7 performance we clown on the >laffs for
Which is more embarrassing>Montreal losing with only 4 shots on goal >Tampa losing to a team with 5 shots on goal
>>154509146i could heem perry farrell
>scoreless draw in Medicine Hat
Any bets?
what is NO BULL?
>>154509153yeah you're not opening the straight either lol, your faux pragmatism of being the least retarded western NA power isn't moving me
>>154509146He's an unc. My money is on you :)
>>154509152There is a shot counter on the jumbotron but they probably think it is broken
SHOOOOOOOOOOOOTTTTTTTTTTTT
SSSSHHHOOOOOOOOOTTTT
>>154509176yeah I'm not doing that sorry
>5 SHOTS
>>154509166Because a sloppy meatball deflection got past Vasy in the first
>>154509166Blots shot selection has been garbage. A lot of unscreened wristers directly in the logo.
SHOT ON GOALLLLL
LET LE BUUUUTT
a festivus miracle!
>>154509170habs are the new >laffs. There better be a collage after this game 7
Really do shots decide who wins? The game is tied
Montreal SHOTTTTTTTTTTT
SHOT!!!
>>154509114The Flames are the sole reason people think Oettinger isn't total shit
SOGOG
ET LE SHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOTTTTTTTT!
>>154509191
Lmao vagisilsky has a .750 save %TB does not deserve to win
>>154509185>
yeah, yeah... that's it, they're doing it on purpose to make the vas sleepy
right into the goalies logo. dead center. a blind person could save these blots shots on goal tonight.
>montreal playing for the point
>>154509201Our vasi is riding .8% now
>>154509180pk subban is so based
>>154509202just looks dangerous plus I hate Israel so
>>154509156Took me less than a minute to find multiple personal interviews and EOD reports. Enjoy your cesspool
Can't stop farting
>>154509203that italian supper would make me sleepy and nap pilled
i changed something on my end. habs are about to turn it on and take the lead again.
>>154509201Nuh-uh, now it's .800
>>154509211Uh... Sure
>>154509215What did you eat?
>>154509215I just farted too
>>154509215Stop eating so much curry you Canadian Indian duck
>>154509201Are you retarded?
>>154509214Do you know what site you're on? Yet you complain about cesspools
>>154509232Stop crying timmy
>>154509193Shot count is like half the story. I saw missed give and gos, and the last zone entry they should have kicked it back to the point, but they dropped it in deep and lost it instead.Habs are making bad plays.
What did Don cherry say on coachs corner? I missed it
I just figured out that if I pinch the head of my cock and twist to the right and I get 2 full turns whereas of I twist to the left I can only get 1.5.
>>154509239based foodposter
>>154509232>Canadian>IndianOxymoron.
I just woke up brosWhy are the shots 5 to 25?
THERE WAS A SHOT ON GOAL
>>154509251You're an oxymoron
>>154509249
>>154509240>complain about cesspoolsNo, just your cesspool. zoom zoom!
>>154509251That's "redundant", is the term you're looking for.
>>154509242Says the guy that's too much of a bitch to live around anyone other than "Timmy".
>>154509144Bolts are stuck in the middle of the ice shot quality's been almost complete dogshit from them
>>154509249>whereas of ISorry for the typo (I was doing it one handed and trying for that extra .5 of a twist).
>>154509253st louis bet against the habbies again
>>154509268Your a Timmy
>>154509249WOAH
>>154509253habs already booked a vacation in cancun
>>154509251uhhh lol?
>>154509253habs are resting for gary time
>>154509258Great comeback. Come back to India next time.
habs better dig in real soon
>>154509286bold of you to think they'll survive that long
>>154509251>blud thought he was owning me with this reply
why would you hire a manlet to coach your team
>>154509239imagine her farting in your face after eating a pot of that.
Speaking of TimmyThey opened a Tim hortons here in Bryan, TX and it fucking sucks
>>154509293I mean, what else is there to do in Minnesota
>>154509293What color are they?
>>154509285Canadians are white. Anyone else is just a person living in Canada.
>miss an interference call>ignore the elbowing seconds laterbased reffies. let 'em play.
>>154509265You gotta learn to aggregate, even if you hate it. Escape that comfort zone.
kek 6 shots
>>154509293Sounds like the other states need to be better about finding and convicting sex offenders.
whoever scores next, they'll be up one point
>>154509291they've given up, heikki
>>154509225Onion hummus
>>154509278*you'reAnd yes I'm white.
>SAAR! REEDEM THE PUCKY, SAAR!
bolts fans don't know that st louis played there because they're too fat to lift their heads
You know someone’s a Timmy if they get triggered by Timmy it’s my new favourite insult for this bullshit I face
>>154509324
>>154509324good b8
Playoff hockey is 80% luckWatch the habs win 3-1 with 9 shots
>decide to listen to radio broadcast>oh shit it’s Phil Esposito >sounds old>SHOOT DA PUCK>swearing on air and it’s S and F bombsLighting radio broadcast incredibly based
>>154509315They're improving
THE SOG ARE GOING UP
>>154509339You are brown
noooooooooooo
im starting to think this suzuki character isnt truly japanese
Habs first good shift of the game.
>>154509322thanks for the analysis
SSSCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRR
They should nerf leg pads. Tanking 100 mph pucks to the shin is cringe.
SCAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRR
Told ya they were just coasting
>>154509299And you think you're Canadian. I guess we're even.
I can't believe I'm saying this but I kinda miss Florida in the playoffs. I took the entertainment value for their chaos for granted.
>3 minutes of zone time 5v5 hockey>no shots on goalkek
caufield got the yips
YEEEEEEEEEEES
Score.
>>154509367youre welcome
>b2lts
>2ampa
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH NO FUCKING WAY
>>154509374They parked too hard
most dangerous lead
AHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHGGGAHAHHAHAHAHAGGHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAGHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAAAAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHGGGAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHH
ET LE BUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUT
>misses netthat will be $7850000
>>154509375WHOOOOO sheeeeesssshhhh
>blots get fucked, Florida Man
>V8SILEVSKY
ET LE BUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUTTT
DRUMPF BTFOWE DID IT REDDIT!!!
>blots
SCARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
ANOTHER MEME GOAL KEK
Literally the flukiest team in history
wait that's abby newhook's brother
WHAT A SHOT! WOW!
>>154509361He's hapa isn't he?
BUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUT
>>154509345>Playoff hockey is 80% luckwell there ya go
>blots>assilevskiy
fluke ass goal scoring team, cmtsu
>>154509385you really are a fuckin' buzzkill.
lol , lmao even
>team puts their bodies on the line blocking repeated shots>barn is dead silent
Kenny Albert is so much better than any other Canadian shithead announcer out there
>vashitlevskiy
Uh oh
>>154509314Don't got the time. Too much normal reading to do. Imagine this: A collection of physical pages with words on them all centered around a central thesis.
Holy kwab >blots
>le petit ville de tranpalmao
>TAMPASS
no fucking way hahahahahha
>all the puck luck vs 0 puck luckBig shame.
>>154509413Absolutely fucking unreal how one team can get so lucky
but but but but but
>KWABilevski
>Tampon Gay>Vasilevsky
HABS SSSSSSSSSSSSSSCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
>russian goaltending
kek 8 shots
>>154509396Bruuuuuh that image gave me flash backs
NEWFOUNDLAND OWNS FLORIDA
Has anyone been to one of those things where they watch the game on the screen in the road team arena? Just seems like a bizarre experience
finish em habs
>paying money to go watch the game on a jumbotronyou are legitimately low iq if you do this
We got too cocky USAbros
>cucknadiens scoring only meme goals.Gary needs to do something about this.
>25% SoG conversion rateit's over
I can't fucking believes this shit
>another lucky bounce Couldn't have wished for more
Can’t wait for Montreal to burn down in a riot when they get knocked out of the next round
back to .750 you go assilevsky
>Vasilevsky
luckiest shit ever
>bolt2>bolt2imagine losing to a team with less than 10 shots on net
>>>all centered around a central
>>154509426>.
Habs can’t score a real goal
curse of corey perry
Imagine outplaying your opposition this much and get get KWAB by a greasy bounce LOOOOOOOOOL
why even shoot if you're not going to score? sounds like a waste of time
>>154508692Told ya
It’s genuinely insane to watch a team get this lucky for seven fucking games
>>154509427I think you're on something.
>>154509445they CHARGE FOR THAT? fuckin KEK
as a Panthers fan FUCK TAMPA BAY HAHAHAHA
>Vaselineskiy>meanwhile Dobes locking the fuck inlmao Tampon
>>154509445you dont understand i love feeling the ENERGY of people yelling
based goal
Rectumlevsky
>>154509445Quebec and Florida have a combined average IQ of like 80, what do you expect
how do you say washed garbage in russian?
>>154509466Incredible shot
the Canadiens have had the luckiest 7 game stretch in hockey history
god loves montreal
>>154509470The game hasn't been one sided. Are you even watching or do you just watch the shots scoreboard?
>>154509495>>154509495>>154509495NEW
DOBBYYYY
>>154509475Smartest Finn
>>154509464FF7 Chad
>winning with 8 shots on goalBuffalo licking their chops right now
>>154509475Not much but the cap must go up. The real money is in the food and merch as always
>>154509466a beauty
>>154509443It is bizarre but also fun, there's lot of events going on on the ice, giveaways, contests, bands, shows, etc.
>>154509445I went to the Caps ones back in 2018 and they were free. Really fun too
>>154509420>Cultured aficionado of literature>Goes to /sp/Hmm
Amazing goaltending
>>154509489The deserve-to-win-o meter has had them winning the series
>>154509510did you struggle with math and science in high school
>TRANPA GAY>BLOT2HAHAHAHAHANot about how many you have, but how many go in!
God the habs got wicked puck luck on their side. Tampa has no chance.
>>154509513Don't worry, I'm just as stupid as you in many ways.
>>154509443I've been to the Nationals and Capitals ones for the finals. They're a lot of fun. I was at the one for the famous Holtby save.
LOCKED IN
>>154509534That goal really exposed this thread as casuals. That goal was NOT lucky
>>154509534Tranpa Gay has had several lucky goals this series
>>154509529No? I got like a 99th percentile SAT lol
>>154509563Preach
the goal wasn't lucky it was just highly improbable
>>154509563based. faggy americans don’t know puck.
Dobes hard carried habs tonight.
oshit ofuck oshit ofuck oshit ofuck
Habs are doing it lmao
>Losing to a team with HALF the shots you took