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go habs
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bolts
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dobson was an elite norris level defenseman until 2025
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they going to need to start shooting the puck again.
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why are the havs just repeatedly dumping it every time they get possession
hello make some passes and skate
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>previous
>>154491687
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SCAR!
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Someone in this thread has a boner...
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LET'S GO BOLTS
>LET'S GO BOLTS
LET'S GO BOLTS
>LET'S GO BOLTS
LET'S GO BOLTS
>LET'S GO BOLTS
LET'S GO BOLTS
>LET'S GO BOLTS
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too much man
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HELP YOUR GOALIE HABS FOR FUCKS SAKE HOLY FUCK
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My dad says Tampa shouldn't have a team
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>>154508545
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I wish both teams could lose desu.
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>too much man
kwab
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Bedard needs to take lessons from Celibrini on how to spread his bussi wide open because how much longer can Bedard go being snubbed from team canada
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Yeah the Habs aren’t winning
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>>154508521
My penguins ):
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The refs are rigging it just like they did against the oilers.
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Reminder that bud1
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1) countries don't compete for cups, teams do
2) canada is the most represented nationality on cup winning teams among players
3) the above points are verifiably and objectively true and you just posting the same images that you normally do that repeat these facts don't discredit them whatsoever (but you probably will anyways, that or just non-relevant low iq replies because you have no real rebuttal so go ahead)
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>>154508560
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tampa kek
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refchads taking full control
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LIKE MUSSOLINI
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>Canadian "people" will never know this feeling
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>>154508542
>REPENT
>REPENT

Is this a low key Bring Me the Horizon shoutout?
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TELEVISION
RULES THE NATION
TELEVISION
RULES THE NATION
TELEVISION
RULES THE NATION
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TOO MUCH MAN!
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>>154508576
1993 and 2014.
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i can't picture the habs scoring another goal unless a miracle happens
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GO KAP GO
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>Habs without a shot this period
>Tampa ties it
>Immediate Tampa penalty
And yet Habs fans will say Gary isn’t cheering for them
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I’m a tranny and I love it in my fanny
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>>154508583
>mfw
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>>154508596
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>>154508576
NHL players don't want to play in Canada anymore
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A Montreal loss tonight will make it how many years again? 33?
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>jeet
>laffs
>1993 2014
>senaturds
>lames

remember that the Canadians you insult here have feelings and just want to discuss hockey with you be better.
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>>154508583
that’s vinny lecavalier man that’s a canadian hero right there
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>>154508599
was it gary paying the refs when tampa literally had 6 men on the ice
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Why aren't there size limits on goalie padding? The lightning goalie looks like the Michelin Man
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>>154508617
>Canadian "people" will never know this feeling
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they got a shot that's a win basically
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>didnt get a single shot on the powerplay
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>>154508545
>This true patriot is happy that a Canadian will still win a cup, even if he doesn't.
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>>154508610
Thry should tax 90% of their income if they want to win Gary's cup.
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>>154508617
he drew about six dimes in the 00s which is more than Patrick Marleau
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>lame buttson
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>>154508617
the americans who post stupid shit like that just have severe cognitive dissonance lel
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>>154508610
canada is a third world country
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>>154508629
>>154508631
I don't know who to believe. I'll let Gary decide for me
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>shotless pp
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>>154508614
the brownoid goblin infestation isnt just a meme. the america we grew up with and knew is lost forever.
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Habs look absolutely rattled. They’ll be back next year even better tho
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>hutson fumbling and ruining the PP
Hate this overhyped predditor
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Habs are a 3rd period team anyways
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>>154508637
Then fucking leave already chud we are all perfectly happy and love Canada
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My canesies :) could ass blast both these shit teams
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>>154508639
TNT called it a shot so i'm leaning towards it not being one
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Do the habs know they can no longer nurse a lead since its tied?
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>>154508632
Yeah dude its sick I remember when the kings won the cup Muzzin brought the cup to my home town and he talked to all us kids about hockey it was one of the coolest moments of my life
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I have to watch another 3 periods of these shit teams?
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Habsbros... >we are looking really sloppy
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Four shots on goal, that's it?
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bench demidov for the rest of the game
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>>154508655
Filename doesn't clearly explain what's going on in this image
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I’m sorry for being Canadian
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good morning saars whare are my fellow habitants
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>>154508659
It missed the net and the shot counter didnt go up
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SAVE ME BRENDAN GALLAGHER
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kickstart my bum
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>A Canadian team will never win a cup again because of palm trees and taxes
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>>154508662
Nurse plays for the Oilers
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>>154508664
dont worry its going to 5 overtimes
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>4 shots on goal
>0 during a powerplay

Are we deadass? Yeah, this semen slurping sport isn't for me. How do I get into cricket? Are there any games with english subtitles?
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>4 SOGs
>only goal was a meme pinball deflection
kwacancuck.
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>>154508668
Means they just need 4 more to win the game. Tampa needs 21 more to win
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>>154508681
shut your mouth, and touch grass, chud. everyone loves canada because we have free healthcare.
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>>154508670
Sorry
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stupid useless hasbsies
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YOU THERE /HOC/ POSTER!
WHAT IS YOUR PROFESSION?
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WOO HOOOO
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st louis look out of his depth
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>>154508698
lady of the evening
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>>154508698
bud won poster
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>>154508698
Data Analyst
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>song about cuckoldry
>coming out of my cage
What did they mean by this and why do sports arenas play this smut?
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Fuck this I'm going nude
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>>154508698
Professional shitposter
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>>154508698
Unemployed
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>>154508610
Cuz the fans are classless IDIOTS
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>>154508698
ski patrol
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really tho fr why was tampa allowed to rebrand and copy the leafs jerseys
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My Sensies would have bootyblasted both those shit teams
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>>154508698
Anime gooner.
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>>154508698
gibs receiver
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this dj STINKS
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>>154508698
Electricity sorcerer
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Habs did this all regular season. No shots on goal through 2 period and then explode in the 3rd.
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>>154508698
Cryptocurrency scammer
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>>154508698
glass cutter
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>>154508521
>0 shots on goal in an entire period
>not even shooting in PP on +10 shot opportunities with a clear shooting path ahead of you
so Hockey games HAVE pre-determined results after all. it cant be anything else. fuck that lmao
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>Going into the 3rd with only 4 shots
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how do you make hoc friends IRL? Everyone seems to be only into hoopape and football
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>>154508698
radio dj/host
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I think whoever wins the game will win the series
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>>154508743
yet you watch every game...hmm...
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>>154508614
shut up pussy. if you faggots weren't so toxic you wouldn't drive everyone away. poor mitchell marner had to escape to a fucking desert in the middle of nowhere to escape your harassment
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a shot? on net?
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>there are zoomers who dont even remember saku koivu
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>>154508698
Pants shitter
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>>154508728
For thr NHL to have a navy blue/white team that can make it past first rounds in playoffs
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>>154508698
cum police
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semen slurping sport
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>>154508698
Translator
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>When Dad stops letting you win
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>the equivalent of one shot every ten minutes
mon dieu
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>>154508745
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>>154508745
talk about football
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>>154508748
i dont, i just watch a few games here and there during the season and i watch the playoff
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something stinks with these non shot taking pretend hockey players.
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Newfag here. Is 4 shots in 2 periods good?
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>>154508751
Habs legend Saku Koivu? Didn't he have a brother?
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>0 (ZERO) SHOTS ON GOAL IN 20 MINUTES
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>>154508750
Off net
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>>154508698
Gary's backup fluffer
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>>154508698
legal admin
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>>154508743
All the gambling definitely plays a role I think.
Only Gary's wallet wins no matter what.
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>>154508758
What does a transdilator do?
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its crazy how hard usa cucks canada and all we can do is cope and sneed
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Our habs are going to ride on that lucky bounce till garytime
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>>154508751
brother of minnesota wild legend mikko koivu?
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>>154508765
Gary hates you.
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>>154508745
I don't need friends, they disappoint me
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shots are cringe actually
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>NHL playoffs
>Lebron James foundation commercial
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>>154508749
mitch marner is a huge pussy for giving a flying fuck what non professional athletes say about him. He only left taranna because daddy dearest told him to
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>First time in franchise postseason history without a shot on goal
>In a game seven
Lmao and people think this team can win a cup?
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Was no shots on goal in the 2nd for the Habs in Gary’s script?
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>>154508767
25% shooting is pretty amazing.
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do you think st louis is the type to come in screaming or come in quiet? I was always way more afraid of the coaches that came in quiet
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what a snoozefest
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>>154508767
High IQ move
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>>154508780
>mikko koivu?
His jersey is hanging in the rafters right next to mine.
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>>154508799
yeah im gunna go nap
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>>154508791
God they suck
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>>154508788
>t. the guy harassing his family and going to his house
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>>154508751
i have a figure of saku koivu
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Are you people fucking stupid or something? Shooting at the goal won't win you games. It's the QUALITY of the shot that counts. Fucking morans.
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>literally 5x their shots
>still going to end up losing to some shitgoal because they're the luckiest team in the league
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>>154508780
no the long lost relative of the norwegian legend Eerikki Koivu
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>>154508789
It’s more embarrassing that tampon gay isn’t blowing this team the fuck out
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>>154508798
Your mom screams when she comes
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If you shoot on goal, they win.
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>>154508799
bloody fuck you bloody
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>>154508810
please hire me mr chayka sir
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Demidov looks like complete anus.
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Kaprizovs gf and her dad. What kind of children will they produce?
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>>154508798
i wonder if he stands on a milk crate when he yells at them
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what does cooper even say to the boys here? we are outshooting them 6 to 1 just have faith that we somehow win here?
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>>154508799
Slurp until Gary time.
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0 (ZERO) SOG (shots on goal) in 1 period (20 minutes)
4 (FOUR) SOG (shots on goal) after 2 periods (40 minutes)
Averaging 1 (ONE) SOG (shot on goal) every 10 (TEN) minutes
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>>154508830
gonna inherit that egghead and hairline, that's for sure
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>eliminated just in time to focus on cricket
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>>154508830
>What kind of children will they produce?
probably human beings.
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>>154508830
dont you usually get upset at these bottle blonde bimbos nhl players marry?
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>blyatblyatblyatblyatblyatblyatblyatblyat
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Why are incels posting pictures of women out of their league
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>>154508844
and yet they'll still luck their way into the GWG
you can feel it coming
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>0.750 save percentage

tranpa bay is cooked
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Is it finally jeet elimination day?
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>>154508836
"trust the plan"
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>>154508672
>j*ws think they can shoehorn women into dating jeets
Kek, this won't work. It took decades to do it with nogs when boomers viewed their TVs as a magic truth box. They just turned the Indian immigration dial to 13 in 2024 and are sitting on the lid
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>>154508830
she's taking BBC while he's on road games
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>>154508863
samir still posts every day I'm afraid
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>>154508836
"If you outshoot your enemies, they win."
- Justin Trou D'Eau
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big OT 2nite
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>>154508870
>
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will gary delay the mild game until this games quadruple overtime finally finishes?
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>>154508884
i must redeem her
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Next goal could take the lead
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>>154508892
>only 15
The real number is waaaay higher
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Strome said the ducks have a toxic locker room and hes glad they traded him out.
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At least that moron isn't wearing his laffs gear on TNT, wear a tie faggot.
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flipped over to the NLL game Rock are getting btfo kwab
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>>154508890
Frigg off
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>>154508884
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>>154508892
Yeah fuck off you all kept yapping on about how everyone would be drafted and there would be 20,000 casualties on the first week. Guess what, in a volunteer army, you know what the fuck you're signing up for.
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>>154508868
Home games too
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>>154508905
is subban wearing a weird dress again
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Only SHIT teams today
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will gary delay the softpusy game until this games quadruple overtime finally finishes?
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>>154508775
Provide daily reminders to transwomen that they are abominations and their bodies will always reject the Jewish butchery done to them
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Eating home made burgers right now what about you???
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I JUST GOT HERE WHAT DID I MISS?
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an entire LAND off poo and pee
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>>154508919
ayo
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>>154508892
They voted for it
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>>154508874
Canada dance in the wild.
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>>154508932
Vasy having a .750 save% after 2
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>>154508761
Lol what the fuck? Is this real?
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>>154508929
firing up the grill to make some burgers soon too :)
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>>154508926
poo peeland
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>>154508911
>you know what the fuck you're signing up for.
But what if the government doesn't uphold their end of the deal?
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>>154508929
eating the cheapest hotdogs and buns money can buy while drinking 15 michelob ultras
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>>154508868
Hello ranjeet
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>>154508948
Huh? Let me look up the shots real quick
..
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>>154508957
Hello Timmy
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>>154508938
https://nationalpost.com/opinion/jamie-sarkonak-non-citizens-in-canadian-forces-struggling-to-treat-women-as-their-peers

And you voted for hordes of niggers and jeets to fill up recruitment shortages. Oh Rome!
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>>154508954
its 2026, you should know you are signing up to be a zogbot if you join the military
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>>154508698
attorney
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>>154508929
BBQ sauce in a flour tortilla
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>>154508956
Is it physically possible to even get drunk off of michelob ultra
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I hope makar and hughes kiss
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the united states allowed a burrito delivery boy to be raped and for this reason: i have zero faith in our military
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FOUR SHOTS? WHAT IS THIS SERIES? HABS WERE ON FIRE LAST GAME.
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>>154508953
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>>154508948
I'd like to think of it as a GAA of 1.50 after 2 periods.
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>>154508967
Imagine joining the US military only to serve for Israel, or worse.. to be medically discharged after suffering a TBI during a burrito delivery
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>>154508953
WTF
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>>154508967
Not if you earnestly completed your American public education
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>>154508993
leaf bro be careful, for all your posturing you'll get sent right beside us
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>>154508988
All those girls are like 40 now
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>eating pickles and sipping a gin and tonic while i watch canadians shid and piss on /hoc/
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>>154508978
not really, you catch a bit of a buzz but nothing like drinking a two-6 or 24 real beers. at least there is zero hangover
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>>154509004
>NATO HELP US OPEN YOUR STRAIT
no lol
go die for jews now anon, come on let's go it's the entire purpose of your breeding
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>Jimmy carter
Thank god this /pol/ posting is distracting people from how awful my habs are playing
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>>154508993
Good
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>>154509006
so are you
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>>154509008
Based pickle enjoyer
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>>154509008
Exquisite taste
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>>154508978
gary told you to drink it so drink it, chud.
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>>154509003
>twitter link
Just post the works cited and I'll read it later.
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>>154509017
Ya but my gf is 28
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ET LE BUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUT
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you now remember patrik laine
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Intermission is too short. I wasn't able to watch the 2nd round of guy's grocery games before the 3rd period started.
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Yassss habs CANADA
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>>154509036
my rat is jacked :)
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>>154509012
your PMs will still bow to the whims of the US push come to shove, your fate is tied to us still due to geography
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Why dont they just shoot the fucking puck???
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4 shots on goal?
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Hockey?
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>>154509060
you could do more tricks on Bibi's dick and it's not gonna stop you from dying and your bases getting destroyed and your "allies" abandoning you
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>>154509026
It's just the personal twitter of the OG.
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0 Shots
0 chances
0 rush

FIRE MARTY
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>>154509070
too scared to be called a puck hog so they just pass
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I don't think I have ever seen a shot count this low in a third period
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wake me up when the third overtime is starting.
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>>154509072
If you like, sure
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>>154509080
IT STARTED
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>Fartin Shit Poopie
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>>154508997
Ohhhh now I see
Habs forgot what a give and go is. They're COOKED.
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>>154509073
all deserved too I agree, but you're delusional to think you can split from the madness. eurocucks have a bit more of a chance to break free but it's going to be painful for them nonetheless
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>>154508521
>every habs opportunity is apocalyptic open ice in front of the net
>lightning 95% desperate larp shots for play stoppage
tampa aren't dangerous they can't let this reach OT or they'll lose due to exhaustion yet again

habs just have to keep doing the same shit with better puck retrieval and they win because tampa can't control their offensive pass plays
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>>154509079
in a game 7 no less.
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if the blots lose somehow now will it be the most embarrassing loss of the ploffs this year?
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enough hockey has been played they need to settle this with a shootout
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gourde is such a little tryhard. i'd love to see someone run him through the boards.
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Pack it up guys, we'll try again next year.
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>>154509103
hundo p
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>>154509080
Lightning are going to stomp them jusging from the 3 minutes of this game I've seen. Habs look scared.
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I will NOT have sex until we get a shot on goal.
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Canada jobbed. Flames would’ve put up a fight
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>>154509090
yapyapyapyapyap am yisrael chai
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Demidov looks like a kid out there
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>>154509070
MTL coach made a large bet in Vasi having an under .8 Save%
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>>154509108
Do you hear that Gary? Thats an entire country turning off the tv
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>>154509113
You'll coom soon
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post yfw

>1993
is alive and well
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>>154509114
Yeah this is sad. I missed the first 2 periods but the start to this one is like a kicked dog.
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is the crowd gonna give the habs a bronx cheer when they register shot# 5?
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>>154509113
>permanent abstaince
Based
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>>154509074
>personal twitter
Turning shit into a sandwich does not make it more palatable. I'll just read his books
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I just tuned in and I'm high. This can't be right, right?
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I could heem Corey Perry
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>>154509133
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>>154509140
>implying the crowd is aware
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>>154509144
depends, what were you smoking?
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>>154509143
His only book (Blasting Through) is coming out in August. Like it or not, it's the best way to stay updated.
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>>154509144
I'm afraid it is
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>>154509146
I feel the same about Joe perry
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J Mikes or Chipolte? Who mogs?
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did Gary threaten the 'samson' option if the habs had more then 4 shots this game?
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Just tuning into the Tampa-Montreal game. Can somebody explain to me why the Blots aren't winning with that lopsided ass sog?
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>>154509133
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This is the type of game 7 performance we clown on the >laffs for
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Which is more embarrassing

>Montreal losing with only 4 shots on goal
>Tampa losing to a team with 5 shots on goal
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>>154509146
i could heem perry farrell
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>scoreless draw in Medicine Hat
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Any bets?
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what is NO BULL?
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>>154509153
yeah you're not opening the straight either lol, your faux pragmatism of being the least retarded western NA power isn't moving me
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>>154509146
He's an unc. My money is on you :)
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>>154509152
There is a shot counter on the jumbotron but they probably think it is broken
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SHOOOOOOOOOOOOTTTTTTTTTTTT
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SSSSHHHOOOOOOOOOTTTT
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>>154509176
yeah I'm not doing that sorry
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>5 SHOTS
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>>154509166
Because a sloppy meatball deflection got past Vasy in the first
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>>154509166
Blots shot selection has been garbage. A lot of unscreened wristers directly in the logo.
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SHOT ON GOALLLLL
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LET LE BUUUUTT
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a festivus miracle!
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>>154509170
habs are the new >laffs. There better be a collage after this game 7
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Really do shots decide who wins? The game is tied
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Montreal SHOTTTTTTTTTTT
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SHOT!!!
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>>154509114
The Flames are the sole reason people think Oettinger isn't total shit
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SOG
O
G
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ET LE SHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOTTTTTTTT!
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>>154509191
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Lmao vagisilsky has a .750 save %

TB does not deserve to win
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>>154509185
>
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yeah, yeah... that's it, they're doing it on purpose to make the vas sleepy
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right into the goalies logo. dead center. a blind person could save these blots shots on goal tonight.
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>montreal playing for the point
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>>154509201
Our vasi is riding .8% now
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>>154509180
pk subban is so based
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>>154509202
just looks dangerous
plus I hate Israel so
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>>154509156
Took me less than a minute to find multiple personal interviews and EOD reports. Enjoy your cesspool
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Can't stop farting
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>>154509203
that italian supper would make me sleepy and nap pilled
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i changed something on my end. habs are about to turn it on and take the lead again.
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>>154509201
Nuh-uh, now it's .800
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>>154509211
Uh...
Sure
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>>154509215
What did you eat?
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>>154509215
I just farted too
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>>154509215
Stop eating so much curry you Canadian Indian duck
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>>154509201
Are you retarded?
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>>154509214
Do you know what site you're on? Yet you complain about cesspools
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>>154509232
Stop crying timmy
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>>154509193
Shot count is like half the story. I saw missed give and gos, and the last zone entry they should have kicked it back to the point, but they dropped it in deep and lost it instead.

Habs are making bad plays.
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What did Don cherry say on coachs corner? I missed it
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I just figured out that if I pinch the head of my cock and twist to the right and I get 2 full turns whereas of I twist to the left I can only get 1.5.
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>>154509239
based foodposter
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>>154509232
>Canadian
>Indian
Oxymoron.
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I just woke up bros
Why are the shots 5 to 25?
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THERE WAS A SHOT ON GOAL
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>>154509251
You're an oxymoron
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>>154509249
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>>154509240
>complain about cesspools
No, just your cesspool.
zoom zoom!
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>>154509251
That's "redundant", is the term you're looking for.
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>>154509242
Says the guy that's too much of a bitch to live around anyone other than "Timmy".
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>>154509144
Bolts are stuck in the middle of the ice shot quality's been almost complete dogshit from them
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>>154509249
>whereas of I
Sorry for the typo (I was doing it one handed and trying for that extra .5 of a twist).
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>>154509253
st louis bet against the habbies again
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>>154509268
Your a Timmy
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>>154509249
WOAH
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>>154509253
habs already booked a vacation in cancun
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>>154509251
uhhh lol?
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>>154509253
habs are resting for gary time
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>>154509258
Great comeback. Come back to India next time.
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habs better dig in real soon
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>>154509286
bold of you to think they'll survive that long
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>>154509251
>blud thought he was owning me with this reply
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why would you hire a manlet to coach your team
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>>154509239
imagine her farting in your face after eating a pot of that.
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Speaking of Timmy

They opened a Tim hortons here in Bryan, TX and it fucking sucks
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>>154509293
I mean, what else is there to do in Minnesota
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>>154509293
What color are they?
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>>154509285
Canadians are white. Anyone else is just a person living in Canada.
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>miss an interference call
>ignore the elbowing seconds later
based reffies. let 'em play.
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>>154509265
You gotta learn to aggregate, even if you hate it. Escape that comfort zone.
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kek 6 shots
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>>154509293
Sounds like the other states need to be better about finding and convicting sex offenders.
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whoever scores next, they'll be up one point
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>>154509291
they've given up, heikki
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>>154509225
Onion hummus
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>>154509278
*you're
And yes I'm white.
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>SAAR! REEDEM THE PUCKY, SAAR!
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bolts fans don't know that st louis played there because they're too fat to lift their heads
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You know someone’s a Timmy if they get triggered by Timmy it’s my new favourite insult for this bullshit I face
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>>154509324
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>>154509324
good b8
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Playoff hockey is 80% luck
Watch the habs win 3-1 with 9 shots
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>decide to listen to radio broadcast
>oh shit it’s Phil Esposito
>sounds old
>SHOOT DA PUCK
>swearing on air and it’s S and F bombs

Lighting radio broadcast incredibly based
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>>154509315
They're improving
>>
THE SOG ARE GOING UP
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>>154509339
You are brown
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noooooooooooo
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im starting to think this suzuki character isnt truly japanese
>>
Habs first good shift of the game.
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>>154509322
thanks for the analysis
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SSSCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRR
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They should nerf leg pads.
Tanking 100 mph pucks to the shin is cringe.
>>
SCAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRR
>>
Told ya they were just coasting
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>>154509299
And you think you're Canadian. I guess we're even.
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I can't believe I'm saying this but I kinda miss Florida in the playoffs. I took the entertainment value for their chaos for granted.
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>3 minutes of zone time 5v5 hockey
>no shots on goal
kek
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caufield got the yips
>>
YEEEEEEEEEEES
>>
Score.
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>>154509367
youre welcome
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>b2lts
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>2ampa
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH NO FUCKING WAY
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>>154509374
They parked too hard
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most dangerous lead
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AHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHGGGAHAHHAHAHAHAGGHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAGHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAAAAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHGGGAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHH
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ET LE BUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUT
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>misses net
that will be $7850000
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>>154509375
WHOOOOO sheeeeesssshhhh
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>blots
get fucked, Florida Man
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>V8SILEVSKY
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ET LE BUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUTTT
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DRUMPF BTFO
WE DID IT REDDIT!!!
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>blots
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SCARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
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ANOTHER MEME GOAL KEK
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Literally the flukiest team in history
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wait that's abby newhook's brother
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WHAT A SHOT! WOW!
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>>154509361
He's hapa isn't he?
>>
BUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUT
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>>154509345
>Playoff hockey is 80% luck
well there ya go
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>blots
>assilevskiy
>>
fluke ass goal scoring team, cmtsu
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>>154509385
you really are a fuckin' buzzkill.
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lol , lmao even
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>team puts their bodies on the line blocking repeated shots
>barn is dead silent
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Kenny Albert is so much better than any other Canadian shithead announcer out there
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>vashitlevskiy
>>
Uh oh
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>>154509314
Don't got the time. Too much normal reading to do. Imagine this: A collection of physical pages with words on them all centered around a central thesis.
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Holy kwab

>blots
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>le petit ville de tranpa
lmao
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>TAMPASS
>>
no fucking way hahahahahha
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>all the puck luck vs 0 puck luck
Big shame.
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>>154509413
Absolutely fucking unreal how one team can get so lucky
>>
but but but but but
>>
>KWABilevski
>>
>Tampon Gay
>Vasilevsky
>>
HABS SSSSSSSSSSSSSSCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
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>russian goaltending
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kek 8 shots
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>>154509396
Bruuuuuh that image gave me flash backs
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NEWFOUNDLAND OWNS FLORIDA
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Has anyone been to one of those things where they watch the game on the screen in the road team arena? Just seems like a bizarre experience
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finish em habs
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>paying money to go watch the game on a jumbotron

you are legitimately low iq if you do this
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We got too cocky USAbros
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>cucknadiens scoring only meme goals.
Gary needs to do something about this.
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>25% SoG conversion rate
it's over
>>
I can't fucking believes this shit
>>
>another lucky bounce
Couldn't have wished for more
>>
Can’t wait for Montreal to burn down in a riot when they get knocked out of the next round
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back to .750 you go assilevsky
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>Vasilevsky
>>
luckiest shit ever
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>bolt2
>bolt2
imagine losing to a team with less than 10 shots on net
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>all centered around a central
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>>154509426
>.
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Habs can’t score a real goal
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curse of corey perry
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Imagine outplaying your opposition this much and get get KWAB by a greasy bounce LOOOOOOOOOL
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why even shoot if you're not going to score? sounds like a waste of time
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>>154508692
Told ya
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It’s genuinely insane to watch a team get this lucky for seven fucking games
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>>154509427
I think you're on something.
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>>154509445
they CHARGE FOR THAT? fuckin KEK
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as a Panthers fan FUCK TAMPA BAY HAHAHAHA
>>
>Vaselineskiy
>meanwhile Dobes locking the fuck in
lmao Tampon
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>>154509445
you dont understand i love feeling the ENERGY of people yelling
>>
based goal
>>
Rectumlevsky
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>>154509445
Quebec and Florida have a combined average IQ of like 80, what do you expect
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how do you say washed garbage in russian?
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>>154509466
Incredible shot
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the Canadiens have had the luckiest 7 game stretch in hockey history
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god loves montreal
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>>154509470
The game hasn't been one sided. Are you even watching or do you just watch the shots scoreboard?
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>>154509495
>>154509495
>>154509495
NEW
>>
DOBBYYYY
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>>154509475
Smartest Finn
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>>154509464
FF7 Chad
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>winning with 8 shots on goal
Buffalo licking their chops right now
>>
>>154509475
Not much but the cap must go up. The real money is in the food and merch as always
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>>154509466
a beauty
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>>154509443
It is bizarre but also fun, there's lot of events going on on the ice, giveaways, contests, bands, shows, etc.
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>>154509445
I went to the Caps ones back in 2018 and they were free. Really fun too
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>>154509420
>Cultured aficionado of literature
>Goes to /sp/
Hmm
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Amazing goaltending
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>>154509489
The deserve-to-win-o meter has had them winning the series
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>>154509510
did you struggle with math and science in high school
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>TRANPA GAY
>BLOT2
HAHAHAHAHA
Not about how many you have, but how many go in!
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God the habs got wicked puck luck on their side. Tampa has no chance.
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>>154509513
Don't worry, I'm just as stupid as you in many ways.
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>>154509443
I've been to the Nationals and Capitals ones for the finals. They're a lot of fun. I was at the one for the famous Holtby save.
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LOCKED IN
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>>154509534
That goal really exposed this thread as casuals. That goal was NOT lucky
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>>154509534
Tranpa Gay has had several lucky goals this series
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>>154509529
No? I got like a 99th percentile SAT lol
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>>154509563
Preach
>>
the goal wasn't lucky it was just highly improbable
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>>154509563
based. faggy americans don’t know puck.
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Dobes hard carried habs tonight.
>>
oshit ofuck oshit ofuck oshit ofuck
>>
Habs are doing it lmao
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>Losing to a team with HALF the shots you took



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