kek good bake. also forgetting leigh ryswyk.

>>154510462
Didnt forget him, just not big enough name to even warrant a mention tbqhwy

>>154510490
kek you're desperate to memoryhole him banepoof

How good are the swans

garn brotho lads
*waits at milf stop*

>>154511180
why would you pay to have sex with an older woman?

>>154511211
well im not going to pay to talk to her! haha

>>154511328
Joffa is a convicted paedophile, mate.

>what does this general have against homos?
we've been over this before but to summarise they are hedonistic, self destructive, disease vectors and bad for the state

a few good melts on the various iggs forums on the weekend

>>154511085
really good. really really good.
who else 9/9?

did the hugest iggs

>>154511474
Literally nobody asked you fucking schizo freak

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nowt wrong with enjoying dick now and then none whatsoever

iggsposting at an all time low
Still need 2 more wins to not become the worst afl/vfl team in history

back from a short 3 day holiday to the Margaret River wine region

iggs

>>154511773
Go pies btw

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-ACK!

>>154512111
what doesnt kill you makes you stronger

>>154511883
What did you get up to?

>>154512188
i had a jewish friend in high school and we would often get nandos in the afternoon. we would usually have one person pay and rotate it each time. he always had some reason why he was out more than others because he paid for someone's coke last time but he didn't get one this time or whatever. this was the son of a prominent doctor who lived in toorak.

>>154512338
this post was antisemetic. a wonderful example. thank you for sharing

>>154511780
wdym i just iggsposted >>154511671

happy star trek day friendos!

>fourth of may be with you
huh?

>>154512188
had a mate who says he doesn't want palantir to have access to his medical records

im not sure ive ever encountered one in real lfie

>>154512565
and also with you too anon!

Never seen Star Wars or Star Trek because I’m not a gay nerd

>>154512585
think you might be confusing the films with the fandom.

miserable projecting cunts

>>154511780
>Still need 2 more wins to not become the worst afl/vfl team in history
kek, won't happen
they could beat richmond away maybe, everything else will be a loss

one criticism of teh star wars movies were that unlike nearly other movie made tey have almost zero storylines involving emotion between lead charcters. han/luke/leia's triangle-thing has 2 kisses only 1 which has any 'emotion' involved. star wars is the least gay or straight movie franchise ever, it's asexual. its just a fucken great scifi action series, first 3 made in 70s/80s anyways, haven't seen enough of the recenter ones to decide..

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>did you just say his girlfriend was his strength?

>>154511211
why would you not

>Indiachan is maintained by an Australian

suck me off next stationnnn, bitch

>>154511329
yeah i'm looking for a different kind of cbt iykwim haha

>>154512751
india is rightful australian clay. pack your bags bitc. off to pakstand you go.

I'll rapebyou off next station

phantom menace is based as fuck

>Sportsbet and AFL umpire Nick Foot have parted ways.

>It comes as the bookmaker insists it will not feature any current administrators or officials in their programming to ensure clear separation from their roles.

Based Butters cleaning up the game

>>154512886
Looks like they...gave Foot the Boot

who else working their way through the 180 hours of fred again.. usb00
>>154512905
gave nick the flick fully sick

>>154512886
KEK if the cunt just kept his mouth shut he wouldn't have lost his job

>>154512886
Looks like he had... one Foot out the door

>>154512886
does he get a bonus bet for a severance packge

>>154512886
you win some
you lose more

now assign nick foot a port game you cowards

>>154512886
>betting company cut ties with ump before the ump or afl did
epic

>>154512886
>let go from sportsbet but not the afl
so hes still got the ability to rig games but they just got rid of the public connection to the gambling overlords?

Nick ‘head like a’ Foot
But seriously that dude is ugly

>>154512955
so he can give you guys the biggest asterisk'd win of all time? you probably want it as a showdown game too.

>>154512962
Gambling agency is run with more morals than the afl kek

>>154512973
which of the two is a public listed company? thats why.

afl also dont pay tax like the people we cant speak about online anymore

>giving a shit about star wars or star trek
major uncage in here.

anons fighting fake scenarios in his head again

>The company overseeing $75 million in investments for a host of high-profile names, including Collingwood legend Scott Pendlebury, has been ordered into liquidation at the request of an investor.

>The trust is estimated to hold $75 million of investments on behalf of clients, which include a who’s who of sporting stars, including two-time Brownlow medallist Adam Goodes, and fellow AFL players Dyson Heppell, Jy Simpkin, Josh Battle and Mason Wood.

>>154513019
>whats gambling really costing you?

>>154513019
betting on soccer isn't such a smart investment. thought the wogballers were saying it was goiing to eclipse all the other codes?

>>154512938
no but steven parley iykwim haha

crazy that indian coders consider python high caste only because it's a "high level" language kek

>>154512979
as if any major shareholders of sportsbet would care about morals

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>>154513019

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8QqkrIDeTeA

>>154513063
looking goodesy mate

>>154513077
spare nana cuz? bit short taday ay

>>154513061
then why fire him as a face/employee?

>>154513103
appearance of morals

>>154513063
racist pos stop posting, this is our land

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>>154512965

An ump working for a betting agency is ridiculous anyways and tbqh I had no idea that shit was even allowed. He worked on horseracing but not footy as I understand but what, are all the sports seperated by bubbles and cleanrooms or something? if he hears (or someone hears him) something in the lift, or the break room theres so much scope for scamming and dodginess.

>>154513151
same thing I suppose.

>>154513157
big baby wanna banana?
little baby

>>154513103
because people would stop betting if they realised it was fixed, nothing to do with it being public or private
nothing stopping anything happening under the table with any umps still either

>>154513157
yes this is the land of the british

where's little baby? oh, unc's got her. she'll be right then.

gambling companies are scum

>>154513188
he didn't get fired for match fixing. you need to stop believeing rc, and start brushing your teeth more often with toothpaste and only eat shit in private and on special occasions.

>>154513162
>hey cuz me mate chucked a few thou on the underdogs to upset, if you chuck a few frees their way i'll suck ya off da next lunch break

>it wasn't proven yet so that means match fixing doesn't exist
anyone know which team currently holds the most frees

is anyone investigating match fixing in the AFL? do they even need to if
>of course its all rigged
is the general consensus. so whty do betting companiues even exist? and if >money launderingfor the jews is the coemback then then i'll go for smoko.

The game last night was so grim to watch.

>>154513252
*waits at bus stop*

How do you approach parents to get a will done?
Is it really bad if they don't have one?

>>154513279
appraoach them with a weapon. they'll get the idea.

>>154513279
oy veh this guy wanting free legal advice? my family need to eat too! i'll be taking this post to the antisemitism inquiry.

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kingy is BASED

>2026 AFL Free Kick Ladder
Best differentials
1 - Geelong (+47)
2 - St Kilda (+35)
3 - Sydney (+22)
4 - Melbourne (+17)
5 - Richmond (+13)

Most frees for
1 - Geelong (191)
2 - Sydney (186)
3 - North Melbourne (169)
Eq.4 - St Kilda & Western Bulldogs (162)

its an interesting discussion

>>154513279
Make up some story about your mate has had some issues with a will, then segue into "youve got a will right?"

>>154513279
do you have siblings? i think its best not to approach your parents about this, if they are good and thoughtful people they will do it without yous hassling them, if you approach them about it then they will live the remaining years of their life thinking about how their kid was pushing them to get a will done, basically telling them to hurry up and die already. just leave them alone. i never once have bought up the issue of a will with my parents and but they have bought it up with me and i am happy with what ill get.

im giving collingwood fc all my money when i die

>>154513322
It's just dadza and he isn't good with this stuff. His health is detoriating fast so i'm just wondering how difficult it will be to sort out the estate without a will.

>>154513332
how many siblings do you have? how are they doing financially?
if you have a bunch of brokeboy siblings then you could have issues, but you can still have issues with a will in place too (wills get contested all the time)

>>154513302
based on what

>>154513340
Just one, 50/50 should be fine.
Mumza can't ask for shekels if they been divorced for 20 yrs right?

>>154513279
>Is it really bad if they don't have one
Without question, get it done ASAP and get power of attorney done as well or you'll be living in a buerocratic red tape hell for well over a year

>>154513332
Get power of attorney post haste if his health is deteriorating will is important but if you don't have any scummy siblings it's a secondary priority

I’ve got diar coming out of my rhea

>>154513358
i dont think mumza has a claim to it but im no lawyer
youd be best to just get him to do one

my retard mate inherited a house, wanted to sell it but didn't want to pay the $40k for the real estate agent
ended up selling it for $100k under the expected value

>>154513345
based on our mutual love for isaac cumming and when he ejaculates duh seems you haven't graduated from 4chan university!

>>154513446
yeah but he saved 40k on the estate agent

>>154513460
adding it to the list. these slights against my people will not stand.

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I wish I could go back in time and watch old matches. Check out this kino. Talk about "front row seats" at the "foot ball" hahaha iykwim

>>154513559
look at all those white faces

>>154513158
meant for
>>154513595

>>154513559
quality of the footy was dogshit

>>154513673
saying they control the media is considered a highly antisemitic trope

>Jews get targeted in a mass shooting which aimed to murder them
>government institutes a royal commission what lead to this awful event
>aus/pol blowies on /afl/ reeeeee about it
Go back to your containment board

>>154513709
we know what caused it - letting in millions of immigrants carrying a 2000 year blood feud

This thread has reached a new low over the past 18 hours, just absolute tripe. I warned you all yesterday about what would happen if things didn’t pick up and now I’m giving my final warning. Either fucking sort it out or bad things will happen.

>>154513727
not really
their blood feud has only been around since the 1940s and the creation of israel.

>>154513737
applied for a new foreskin yet mate

>>154513743
Shut the fuck up cunt, I’m in no mood

>A Victorian court has heard allegations former AFL great Neil Elvis 'Nicky' Winmar "bashed" a woman's head against a wooden door with such force it cracked during an alleged assault in May 2025.

>The woman who cannot be identified for legal reasons has given evidence on the first day of a contested hearing at Bendigo Magistrates' Court today.

>Mr Winmar has pleaded not guilty to charges including unlawful assault and intentionally causing injury.

>>154513562
yes. and i'm adding this to the list too. to save time and money, I have a script which is adding any post with mention of that word.

new homophobic accusations dropped lads

>>154513737
got a second hand whiteboard for sale if you're interested?the "as seen on tv" sticker has almost come off.

>>154513756
>The woman who cannot be identified for legal reasons
Kumanjayi Black Eye

>>154513811
he's mclovin it

Why do Australians cheat so much?
I've noticed you guys constantly cheating in video games, is it something about our culture?

>>154513810
kek

>>154513756
Whenever you see something like this you do have to wonder what she said immediately prior to getting whacked.

>>154512338
jews gonna jew and they start young.

>>154513840
>I just think the incarceration rates have little to do with financi-

>>154513827
yours
ours
fucking brown cunts I swear to christ

>>154513709
If it were a royal commission into the bondi shooting and the myriad failings of police, politicians and intelligence services that lead to it occurring people would be fully in support of it. Tackle the resources being relocated to mean tweets and "the incel threat", tackle the quid-pro-quo relationship between ASIO/cops/politicians and "local Muslim community leaders". A royal commission into "people are being mean to jews and we want to highlight that" ain't it.

The Greens are right about everythibg except immigration.

Need money quickly, willing to sell my arse, name your price. In Melbourne

>>154513871
yep come around mate, got some slavic blokes here looking for body parts. they'll pay top dollar for quality legs, arses with hole intact, kidneys and livers

Thinking about buying a twelve thousand dollar dog

>>154513810
Really fucking tasteless dickhead. Have a word with yourself you heartless cunt.

>>154513709
>indian muslims kill a bunch of little hats
>FAR-RIGHT NEO-NAZIS ARE THE GREATEST THREAT TO THE NATION

>>154513756
heard a rumour his iconic black skin moment was not that at all but a response to the crowd calling him a fat cunt all day

>>154513917
apparently he was saying the pies didn't have the guts

>>154513905
based 26yo professional woman just moved into her first place with her 'partner'

>mass shootings in citycunt land
never my problem, never will be

Test

test

>>154513865
Yeah it's always a false dialectic, socialism? That's actually communism where mentally ill trannies and Sudanese ooga booga get all the power

Against immigration? Yep that means your for stripping workers rights and israel. Democracy? A joke ting

why don't farmers just grow their own diesel?

what do we even need farmers for? food comes from the supermarket not the fucking ground kek

I've been calling girls on tiktok live future single mother and it genuinely rattles them like they know it's true

>>154513985
not our food anyways, all they seem to do is send it overseas and whinge and bitch when overseas dont want it.

farmcunts tend to just go insane and rope or express their hopelessness by killing their entire extended family. citycunts could never.

If I HAD to sleep with a man, he would be black

>>154513800
i don't believe the jews but this argument is very weak. it doesn't need to be airtight for enough gas to stay in the room for long enough to be lethal. also, i could make a pretty airtight door using wood.

>>154513975
because that means planting rape and planting rapes is only for the prosecutor

>>154513998
based farmer wants a tank of deisel contestant.

why do commies always hate farmers?

Fuck farmers i subsist off wild honey and locusts

>>154514000
Yeah those Germans are really known for half-arsing engineering solutions and just saying "fuck it, good enough".

>>154514000
you know something else me and a couple of mates could make airtight?

>>154514011
sure you would champ

farmers are just dirt tradies

A famine? Genuinely grow up mate just fish and hunt. Humans are retards

iggs

>>154514008
farming life is antithetical to communist ethos. tragic view of reality, independence and entrepreneurship, personal sense of ownership and connection to the land. why do you think geelongseether hates the only rural team (also the most aryan) so much?

>>154514011
as a farmer I susbsist of money from the government, and cheap transient labour. but at least I'm not a gommunism!

>>154513994
Not enough is made of this. Australians get the absolute dogshit leftovers while China gets strawberries that make those Jappo meme ones look tame and blueberries the size of golfballs. The best of our produce goes overseas and we're left with emaciated struggleslop.

That post made me realise there are no genuine regional teams in the afl. This is why European soccer is better

>>154514017
the diary of anne frank's numerous plot holes iykwim haha

>>154514016
those same germans that had a 90% horse drawn army and chronic metal shortages? those same germans who are excellent craftsmen and can easily nake what they need with a cheap, abundant material? yes.

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>citycunts growing their own food
top kek

>>154514046
using the seppo chaz experiment to illustrate your point is fucken lazy. you MUST be a farmer.

>>154514046
>really wish i was on discord right now

>>154514045
Those same Germans extremely down on manpower and specifically skilled manpower thanks to insane losses? The same ones unable to come up with the practical solution of using existing box trucks and a length of hose to achieve the same outcome (better in fact as you've already loaded them for transport) and instead wasted precious resources on inventing airtight wooden doors and masturbation machines?

>>154514024
really makes you wonder why the world's oldest living culture never developed agriculture and buildings but race is just skin deep

Real chud hours right now

>>154514053
Do you think, even if you could find a space large enough to grow your own food (enough to last you for a long time) the city wouldn't be in complete chaos if food availability had reached that point?

>>154514058
>skilled manpower
how hard do you think it is to make a reasonably airtight wooden box? in any case, i'm not saying it happened just that the basis for saying it didn't happen needs to rest on better arguments than muh doors.

>>154514046
>>154514055
>what the FUCK is the recipe for a diamond shovel

*Sells farm to the chinese for 3m and retires*
heh take that city slickers "You come back now"

>>154514037
the failure for any league to become a proper statewide league put paid to that back in the sport's infancy. once the country clubs formed leagues with clubs from neighbouring towns rather than join the "state" league in melbourne/adelaide/perth it was over for the idea of a regional club on the national stage.

i do wonder why bendigo and ballarat were never added to the vfl though. they were large, wealthy cities. just travel time to melbourne by train was too long i guess

accidentally wore my cumsock out today fucks sake

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Might go for a night drive.

what will be your job after the revolution?

>>154514086
based nick foot iykwim haha

>>154514142
i'll be waiting behind the door with a hatchet iykwim haha

>>154514142
half back for the magpies

>>154514142
Work in the pots and pans factory or the fluoride mines.

>>154514142
Guarding the wall with lethal force between W.A. and least Australia.

the thursday game looks like a banger

>>154514079
Infinitely harder than hooking a hose from your engine to the rolling stock bringing jews in. Do you think transporting dangerous chemicals just happens in a war?

>>154514134
>"BANE could be here" he thought, "I've never been 10 goals down in a grand final before. There could be BANE anywhere." The cool wind felt good against his bare chest. "I HATE BANE" he thought. Carmen reverberated his entire car, making it pulsate even as the $15 goon circulated through his powerful thick veins and washed away his (merited) fear of bane on grand final day. "With jezza and danger, you can win anytime, anywhere you want" he said to himself, out loud.

>>154514162
Yeah think it might one where the dockies traditionally start to slip.

>>154514165
what were the doors on the boxcars made from?

Do you think the glowies start to believe the NSN literature they read or they maintain a safe distance and don't get consumed by the ideology and keep it ironic?

>>154511561
got any screencaps?

>>154514142
secret police

>>154514162
8:10pm start on a thursday
the wagies will not be happy

First beer of the day.

>>154514179
Friend of the family was decently senior at the AFP and had been in it for decades. Got a chance at an event to have a word with him and even "out of character" with a lot of beers in him he exhibited the same rigid what we do is good because the state says it's good we're protecting Australians because that's what we said we're doing bullshit wank you hear them give in official media appearances. Tried sussing him out and all you got was more statist circular reasoning that the system is good because it's a good democratic rules based system with rules and systems so it has to be good I doubt they are capable of understanding any argument put to them that falls outside the premise that they're the unsung superheroes of Australia. Sad cunt killed himself after his Flip import wife lord dobbied him kek.

>>154514204
the worst atrocities are those carried out by order followers using the very same logic

if they had so many bullets and hated the chosen people so much why not just shoot them
why go to so much effort designing and implementing holocoasters and lampshades when fighting a multiple front war
all while trying to take over the world
and why make farmers a core part of your economic policies

Always anxious all the time

why only do it in the eastern camps too

>>154514204
We need a better class of glowies.

school friend joined the afp. went with him and his pig mates on the piss once. absolute fucking retarded faggots. was like they were still high school kids. one of them did a shit in a full jug and put it on the table another pissed on a passed out homeless bloke.

My sisters friends dad works for the AFP

>>154514227
they sound based. shitting in a jug and leaving it for some lefty art hoe bar wench to deal with is piss funny

>doctors won’t prescribe benzodiazepines
>start self medicating with alcohol and mystery pills from a dealer I work with

your mum gave you ice cream for breakfast a few times mate fucking hell deal with it

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>>154514182
Not him but I just skimmed the leddit and found a few, I'll post the comments from one of the threads but you get the idea

>mate's an alco
>goes to the doctor
>says he wants to get in the medical dope and be a pothead instead of an alco
>gets a script for 50g a month 25% thc flower
>becomes a paranoid psycho six months in accuses everyone he knows of trying to hack his devices or fuck his job prospects
>cuts contact and disappears twelve months in

Why are there two friday night matches all of a sudden

If I work really hard for 30 years do you think I could own a house?

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>>154514257
We MUST fire our coach!!!
This is what they reap after trying for like 3 years to avoid a rebuild. Their rebuild only properly started last year

not reading all that shit

>>154514264
ive been working for 8 and bout to purchase my second

I remember going to one of those private job agencies that Centrelink send you to and I couldn’t believe how they were allowed to legally treat you. I’d be gunning those cunts down if we had a revolution

>>154514263
>2 great fri night games last week
>2 shit ones tonight
make it make sense

>>154514274
>how they were allowed to legally treat you
>"Got any yet work mate?"
oh the inequity! the humiliation!

>>154514267
Why is the immediate response from people to “SACK THE COACH!” Would west coast improve next week with a different coach?

>>154514274
those places are so easy to game
get gud

Reminder that you can’t call yourself a male unless you’ve worked in a trade for at least 12 months.

Might start playing the french horn. Always wanted to be part of an orchestra

>>154514282
Exactly. Sack the coach... who's been there for 18 months and came into a shitshow.
I do wonder how different things would look if they had King though. Melb's list you'd probably say is better and they actually managed to keep vets and a good player (Pickett) which helped him out massively.

>>154514274
I must have got lucky with mine, I always heard how bad they were but my agency and person assigned to me area super chill (but that's probably because I do have a casual job).

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Someone seems a little obsessed about >my iggs. Trolling through leddit to find ammo against us after a loss lol grim stuff.

>>154514267
>>154514282
they need horse or hinkley. their list is so raw and devoid of leadership and from what I've seen of them so far, mcqualter is trying to get them to play like richmond's golden era, thinking that will work in 2030 when they expect to contend again. but they went away from that against richmond and looked like a disorganised mess.
and if that above quote from mcarthy is correct that they were happy with aspects of the loss then he's already got a broken, losing culture installed which is near impossible to break.

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>Someone seems a little obsessed about >my iggs. Trolling through leddit to find ammo against us after a loss lol grim stuff.

>you now remember that iggspoof from a few years ago screeching and crying about how if West Coast lose Harley Reid to north Melbourne it will be the end of west coast and they never recover
LMFAO

>>154514294
nah its just the people telling you the stories are absolute dropkicks. simple as

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You're not coming where we're going the promised land.

West Coast more like worst coast

>>154514274
>>154514294
i've been to loads. if you dress and speak well and know how to stay off their radar by doing courses and shit they're usual sweet as. don't forget they generally deal with the scum of the earth all day.

>be a christfag
>everyone is worthy of forgiveness
>even pedophiles
>pedophiles go to heaven
>pedophile can rape and kill a child and still go to heaven if they have a relationship with god
>raped and killed child won’t go to heaven if they weren’t Christian
>they actually believe this

banechod why do indians just lets their friends drown when they go swimming? would rescuing them hurt izzat or something?

>guy on hard quiz is a western bulldogs sperg
>guy is asian
guys going to lose

>>154514291
>I do wonder how different things would look if they had King though. Melb's list you'd probably say is better and they actually managed to keep vets and a good player (Pickett) which helped him out massively.
it would be no different. iggs are basically at expansion club levels with their list build, maybe even lower since they have so much deadwood to clear before getting the kids in, and then having to find veterans to shield them.

>>154514126
on which foot? didnt it feel unwashed compared to the other one?

The more I watch Nick Daicos the more I am convinced. He has the blood of Achilles in his line.

“But whoso shall offend one of these little ones which believe in me,
it were better for him that a millstone were hanged about his neck,
and that he were drowned in the depth of the sea.”
— Matthew 18:6

>>154514046
>why the fuck is the wheat taking so long it should take like 20 minutes to grow
>maybe it needs bone meal

>>154514318
>don't forget they generally deal with the scum of the earth all day.
Yeah good point. My guy often says I'm one of the easiest people he works with kek

>>154514325
lin jong?

>>154514332
right foot. fuckin gave me a rash too

"And he went up from thence unto Bethel: and as he was going up by the way, there came forth little children out of the city, and mocked him, and said unto him, Go up, thou bald head; go up, thou bald head. And he turned back, and looked on them, and cursed them in the name of the Lord. And there came forth two she bears out of the wood, and tare forty and two children of them. And he went from thence to mount Carmel, and from thence he returned to Samaria.
—2 Kings 2:23-25

Bet you cunts can’t even reverse a trailer

>>154514344
turn it on and find out. he's actually winning

if you can't reverse a b double you shouldn't be on the road

>>154514355
Why the fuck would I even need to know how to do this?

western fullwogs hard quiz 'hip 26

Why the fuck would i ever need a trailer

>>154514377
So you can’t?

>>154514321
Why tf do you want +1 indian

2 Kings 2:23–25 isn’t about God killing kids for teasing a bald man.
The Hebrew term translated “little children” (na’arim qetannim) actually refers to young men, often late teens or early 20s — the same word used for servants, soldiers, and even young kings. This was not a group of small children.

They confronted Elisha in Bethel, a major center of Baal worship and hostility toward prophets of Yahweh. Prophets were often harassed or killed there. So this wasn’t playful teasing — it was a hostile mob confronting a prophet in enemy territory.

Their chant “Go up, baldhead!” wasn’t a joke. “Go up” referenced Elijah’s recent ascension and meant “Get out of here like he did — disappear, die, leave us.” “Baldhead” was a serious insult implying impurity or rejection. The mob was rejecting God’s authority and threatening His prophet.

The number matters: 42 were attacked. That’s the size of a gang or militia group, not schoolchildren. The bears “tore” them — the text doesn’t say they all died, only that they were violently scattered.

Meaning:
This story is about a prophet being confronted by a dangerous, idolatrous mob in a hostile city. The bears are a protective judgment, not random cruelty. The ancient audience would have understood this as God defending His messenger against a violent group rejecting His authority.

In short:
It’s a story about mob hostility, spiritual rebellion, and divine protection — not God overreacting to kids making fun of someone’s bald head.

>>154514330
>and then having to find veterans to shield them.
Yeah I have some sympathy for this because yeo is always injured and dev rob just did his knee. And I can't imagine there's many that are willing to go over there. Doesn't seem like they've been able to entice darcy cameron for example

>>154514377
you'd look like a numpty if the blokes down the boat ramp saw you fuck up deploying that new jetski you've drawn down on your mortgage (again) for

>>154514385
well you can't haul your shit around in a van. you look like a fucken paedo

>>154514385
How else you gonna judge a movie or game

>>154514385
to take your bf to the doctors, idk

>>154514390
Based sophist

>>154514387
holyfuck immaculate logic
i kneel

>>154514385
to put take stuff home from bunnings

>tradiesperg needs attention (again)

>>154514390
This "militia" interpretation feels like a massive stretch designed specifically to sanitize an uncomfortable story. It relies on ignoring the actual text to replace it with a hypothetical scenario that isn't there, and honestly, the mental gymnastics required to get there are pretty exhausting.

The Hebrew word qetannim literally means "little"—so trying to rebrand these kids as an armed militia or a band of young men is just ignoring the source text. There’s no evidence of a political conspiracy, weapons, or a "hostile mob" agenda; people are only projecting that to make the violence feel like a "defensive" action.

The attempt to interpret "Go up, baldhead" as a complex theological rejection of Elijah's ascension is equally desperate. It’s a playground taunt about his appearance, plain and simple. Trying to intellectualize a chant about hair loss into a deep-seated rejection of Yahweh’s authority is a clear sign that the apologist is uncomfortable with the literal reading.

Even if you manage to convince yourself they were "bad kids," it doesn't change the fact that the story describes a prophet summoning bears to maul a group of young people for being rude. You don't need to rewrite them into a scary, organized threat to understand the point the text is making; trying to "save" the story by creating a backstory that doesn't exist just makes the apologetics look as forced as the interpretation itself.

What “sophist” originally meant
In 5th–4th century BCE Greece, a sophist (Greek: sophistēs) was a professional travelling teacher who taught subjects like rhetoric, philosophy, politics, and virtue (aretē) for a fee. They were hired by young aristocrats who wanted to learn how to speak persuasively in democratic Athens.

They were considered:

skilled thinkers

experts in rhetoric

educators who taught how to win arguments

Early on, the word simply meant “wise man” or “skilled expert.”

Why the word became negative
Plato and Aristotle hated the sophists. They accused them of:

caring more about winning debates than finding truth

using manipulative or fallacious arguments

teaching rhetoric without moral grounding

Because of their influence, the word “sophist” shifted to mean a deceptive or dishonest debater — someone who uses clever arguments to mislead.

This negative meaning stuck and is the dominant one today.


>kek plato and aristotle got butthurt from losing too many arguments to the based sophists but muh gnosticism

>you can drive manual
>you can reverse a trailer
>you’ve worked a trade
>you’re able to troubleshoot basic car issues
>you’ve been in a fist fight
>you’ve sucked a blokes cock

If you haven’t done all these things you can’t really be considered an actual man desu

>>154514418
Hmmmm I'm not sure this is correct but i'll take your word for it

i denounce the talmud

Christianity is literally a middle eastern religion

>>154514418
updated for 2026
>you can use git
>you built your own pc
>you can type at 90+ wpm
>youre able to troubleshoot basic computer issues
>youve been top 1% in a video game
>youve sucked a sheilas cock

>>154514046
Was at a party on the weekend & some northsider was telling me about this, so heckin epic

Why does gnosticism sound a lot of like khabalism?

Why did hitler not include the Iranian's in his race war surely Persians are beneath the mighty Germanic's?

>>154514449
your point?

>>154514418
cool, was looking for a new bio to use on my grindr profile. the pies logo was getting heaps of hits, but all of them gave me major ick. this might work.

>>154514466
>Was at a party
stopped reading here. make it believable at least

Aryans had brown eyes stfu Germanic cope

>>154514458
updated for 2026 (real)
>you can use claude

>>154514481
claude isnt going to suck that sheilas cock mate

My legs hurt

For me it's indo-europeans Aryans could NEVER build Stonehenge

Mithra had brown eyes?

yamnaya chad desu

best austin powers movie?

>>154514483
but you will.

A lot of things can be boiled down to the snake verses the eagle. Certain places have a lot of snake symbology and other places a lot of eagle. They tend to be in conflict with each other.

>>154514497
first and it's not even close

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>>154514142
reportsperg hunter
fucking yn getten unc b& and back in the fucking aids timer while solving indian jones puzzles

>>154514497
spy who shagged me. heather graham is/was hot as fuck

>>154514506
crisp

>>154514506
I barely understand any of taht.

Germanic are mostly proto-indo European yamnaya had brown hair and brown eyes

>BCE