mackinnongod editionprevious /hoc/: >>154512272
>>154513132THANK YOU GARY
new shannonhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qdrPYO6Y2yE
F L A M E SLAMES
>>154513141thanks will check it out
>uh buffalo?>rhymes with toronto
>>154513143/hoc/ tuah and shit on that thang
>>154513141>>154513138THANK YOU LORD GARY
>>154513146treat your body like bedard treats his facial routine
Good morning! I hate the Avs and I hate Canadians.
The Avs will sweep the Wild and each game will be decided by a score of 9 - 6, or 6 - 9 if you prefer.
i'd be way more worried about my 33 year old goalie giving up 6 to a team missing pieces, than a 23 year old goalie giving up 8 to "le greatest team evars ZOMG GUIZZZE!"
>>154513159>Stops 28 shots on goal meanwhile Vasy can't save 2 out of 9The Lightning are a fucking meme team, explains why they could only win during covid.
>>154513167Fuck you Ahmed what did we ever do to you
>>154513167>be a swede>hates danes>hates euros>hates canada>hates french>hates spice>hates sun>hates mountains>hates weedyo dude you people gotta CHILL
>>154513132Absolute CINEMA.This series is gonna be awesome.
>>154513164this
My penguins ):
>>154513191i'm not super invested in pennsylvania stuff but i had the crosby's in my bracket
>>154513191didney will be back next season with a vengeance and he will also convince ovechkin to sign with the pens for his final season
>>154513191They can watch the Sabres beat the Flyers now. They should probably take notes.
It’s up
went from shit tier to midthank you gare bear
>>154513195Is Malkin staying with the Pens?
>>154513198randy's Canes winning the cup would vindicate Rod the Bod>>154513212yes
>>154513212Hope not
The good guys, the forces of progressive forward thinking and love won tonight against the racist chud Lightning. Canada might have a long road to go still but Maga scum should be worried.
>>154513161is the sun going to rise tomorrow?
gary's magic number is 9
>>154513197nice pengs
>6-9nice
>>154513234NIGGAS IFFY UHBLICKY GOT THE STIFFY UH
>>154513216Avs and Canes SCF checkem
>>154513254probably >however
>>154513251we don't post pedos here
>they gave up 6 actual goals to a team that hasn't made the 2nd round in a decade
>chaykawhat are the >laffs smoking?
>>154513231Retard
dont like em is all im saying
>>154513278some of dat blueberry kush x sour og onion dip pre rolls
kwab the ducks WILL lose imo
>>154513169Send an email to Jared Bednar. You sound like a valuable consultant.
>>154513278sundin will keep him in check
Both goalies in the Wild-Avs game played better than Vasilevskiy did lmao
just learned that john de lancie is, in fact, not canadian
>>154513326yo wo dat
>>154513272Gary should sell tickets for 1 seat IN each of the penalty boxes
who won tonight?
>>154513333i forget
wait, Leafs are gonna have 2 gms? Why?
>>154513333
>>154513338Retard
>>154513338idk worked for the habs
What Canadian team is Brad treliving ruining next?
>>154513138i kneel
There is nothing in the NHL rulebook that states a dog cannot be the GM on a team
>>154513348The Canadian islanders
Sundin can't even save his hair. How is he supposed to save the Leafs?
>>154513353
>>154513353I don't want dumb animals running my team.
>>154513353Dogs are disgusting get a cat.
>>154513344how so
>>154513363There are, in fact, rules that state a cat cannot be the GM however
>>154513362>webmbased retard
Vegas is losing game 1100% lock
Canucks are hiring treliving.
Lightnings fucking deserve it after losing a game where the Habs played this badly. We literally stopped trying for almost 40 minutes and they still lost. Baffling.
>>154513373no
>>154513362
>>154513376nah it'll probably be pierre
>>154513368idk its like a power coupleone guy handles the financial meatthe other gets into selecting the guys and speaking yo the media
>>154513333The good guys
>>154513387Even worse…
Bring back Babcock you cowards
Mike Babcock + Pierre McGuire for HC/AC tandem = infinite cups
>>154513397zoomers stars don't like to be called faggots
Will a woman ever play in a meaningful NHL game?
>>154513407>what do you mean, [player I don't like] has already played!
>>154513407What do you mean Brady the cuck already played?
>>154513407i will :)
>>154513407yes
>>154513407sure
>>154513422she played something like 3 games for my thundies :)
they dont even allow hitting in women's leagues.
>>154513422Didnt she only play in the preseson?
>>154513354in theory, gary could relocate the islanders from long island to baffin island
FUUUUUUUCKK>>154513422>1993>tampa>tamponit is the year
>>154513428yeah
>>154513422Garth Snow ass pads with their own congressional districts
>>154513428yeah not meaningful gamesbut could a roided up russian tranny cutiemake hi.ers way to the nhl some day sure
>>154513436>2 goals on 9 shotsreminds me of something...
>>154513431I heard horror stories from people that moved to Nunavut for work. Don’t go there…
>>154513436Vasilevskiy's a woman? :O
>>154513442Sounds interesting. How bad?
>>154513439>congressional districtsand they're even fuckin' gerrymandered...
Yeah, I guess if my Wilds sucked ass for a decade and half, they too, could get top 5 picks and long-term franchise players on easy mode.
pee dub time yeah
The wild have sucked for 25 years
>>154513473Just like my islanders
>>154513422Lmao i had that card
why do my nuckies keep hiring balding gms?
>>154513439>garth snowbased /our/ favorite isles gm
>>154513422it's cute when women try to be important and equal to menthen you fucking rape them and beat them and throw them in a ditch
>>154513473canada has sucked ass for 33. kwab.
can't stop farting
>the mildcuck is backgod dammit this thread was shaping up to be a good one, oh well.
>>154513488what sort of stink are you dealing with
>>1545134861) countries don't compete for cups, teams do2) canada is the most represented nationality on cup winning teams among players3) the above points are verifiably and objectively true and you just posting the same images that you normally do that repeat these facts don't discredit them whatsoever (but you probably will anyways, that or just non-relevant low iq replies because you have no real rebuttal so go ahead)
>backNever left faggot. Just don't try to offer to come to my home and suck my dick again, like you've tried on several occasions now.
>>154513458>this banner got so lonely they had to raise a number 1 for the fans
>>154513500smells like broccoli but i haven't had any in weeks
>>154513498No matter how bad Gary gets he's loads better than whatever NASCAR is doing
>>154513504>i started watching the NHL in 2022 for some reason! I don't know why though!kys
>>154513501(You) lost. Deal with it.
>>154513508it's dropped off at a far smaller scale than the other big 8(NFL, MLB, NBA, CFB, CBB, NASCAR, WWE) in his tenure
great low iq response mildcuck, post another
you can already see quitt hughes with one foot out the door. 3 point night while getting walked like a dog by the avs for 3 against. /hoc/ couldnt stand offensive dmememen but now this jew is half of /hoc/s hero.
theres a good chance that laine has leukemia and won't make it pass july
>>154513520Dunno what you mean by that but nobody watches NASCAR anymore lmao
>>154513531no one dies or seriously gets hurt it's more dangerous to drive around thirdies in america sober now
I started watching nhl in 2020 during covid because I didn't have to go to school in the morning just do zoom calls so I would stay up late watching tv and started watching hockey
old /hoc/ was always right about shitters like karlsson and burns but now zoomshits have quitt jews mutilated cock stuffed down their throats to bother saying anything.
velocity? cancelledheat? cancelledslopdown? cancellednxtiny is next
>>154513526Yeah, it's going to be really funny once he leaves for the Devils and the Wild are stuck with a massively overpaid Kaprizov who will likely be injured, and no future since they gave that up to the Canucks in exchange for Hughes
>>154513545lmao true
Imagine losing the Olympic Gold Medal Game with Team Canada and Game 7 with the Tampa Bay Lightning in the same year.What's going through his head right now?
Shane doan got fired by the leafs.
>>154513574
>>154513574what the FUCK is that how come i see no image info
>>154513582makar snipe
>>154513529holy fuck how many games has he played the last 4 year like 25?
when you pull it out and you're covered in a mixture of each others fluids
>>154513551>this copekwab
>>154513588130 which is actually still pretty low
>>154513590Stop describing the 2026 Canadian Olympic Men's Hockey team's locker room.
Wow
>>154513590I’m an virgin chud so ive never had a girlfriend I don’t know what thats like
>>154513605
>>154513605gary gave them a chance and they have no fans to show for it, sad
>>154513573probably a 9mm, a feeling that every canadian should share with him tonight.
>>154513610LOL you're so mindraped with canadian derangement syndromedo you go to bed seething angry about us too?
>>154513605Yeah, gary has moved on to other failing markets. florida has sold enough jerseys and season ticket packages to satisfy his accountants.
not him but i don't think about you at all
Berube got fired after 4 seasons is the same thing gonna happen to Cooper?
>>154513605knights won in 2023
>>154513612>xhe says replying to my every post.kek
tempting to spend my emergency fund on this so I can wear it during beer league games
>>154513627i forgor the pic:
Tampa BTFO
>>154513626well yeah I don't want anybody to think I'm talking about them instead of you, that's how communication works. inb4>y-you're still r-replying!!1!1
>>154513646>ur still replyingkwagoodwittleboi
knights play tomorrow
>>154513656Cool don’t remember asking
>>154513656they play tonight retard
>>154513656
No really did Marty seriously told the boys in the locker room not to makes any shot on goal just defend hard?
>>154513656>>154513665Is this torts villain arc?
geez, some tampa fans aren't taking this well
>>154513683fifty mission cap
>>154513683he's not wrong. Would be good for hockey.
>>154513689I hate the tragically hip. Theyre a rem ripoff band like Canadian midnight oil another rem ripoff but theyre Australian
>>154513700name a band that wasn't inspired by another band
>>154513582it's a 4chan X bug
>>154513663bro your county hasn't won the highest level men's professional hockey tournament in over 30 years stop wasting my time>>154513664retard see above>>154513665based>>154513672no he's a good boy
who should win the draft lottery?
>>154513708100 gecs
>>154513720panties
>>154513720Leafs
>>154513720Me
>>154513720I just simmed it, it's over nuckbros...
>>154513714we won gold in 2014
Gary's gonna give minnesota the cup since it will make for a good story due to the ICE murders and Somali fraud.
>>154513740Atleast the flames didn’t move down :)
>>154513741oh i didn't mention amateur tourneys bud.
>>154513748what are you even on about
Vegas is soulless they don’t draft players they just trade use and abuse before carting them off for scraps they don’t care about the player and the soul
>>154513752don't recall stuttering.
>>154513754>tf>tpKWAB 1993
bad goys bad goys, whatcha gonna do when gary comes for youbad goys bad goys
https://youtu.be/qKIIrsOFsek?si=0JnR2QeHcfNN1Lhu
>>154513780e-sisters... the brainwashing has worn off of shannon...
>>154513720/our/ flames should win
>>154513780>has over 1000 favourite songs Wtf
my brain could use a wash
>>154513803shannon is an autistic savant
>>154513804
>>154513708rem already blows
>>154513720100 gecs
>>154513812small dick /cric/big cock /hoc/
>>154513817REM invented good rock
gock rock
>>154513780why doesn't he just watch joshi?https://x.com/HoodieIsaiah/status/2049975076796141636
>>154513829nah the smiths did
>>154513829rem invented millenial bugman anthems
lets bring hockey to ingerlan
>>154513848Gen x anthems retard
>>154513853And pay all that money in airfare? No fucking way.
>>154513754That's why Toronto hasn't won jackshit in almost 100 years
>>154513754>tf>tpAnon maybe being loyal to shitters is why your country combined has 0 Stan Lees the past 33 years and no gold medals in what will be 16 years come next Olympics
It's monday and I finally get to see if Dangle and the Toronto media clowns finally acknowledge Marner scoring 2 goals in a Game 6, one of them being a game winner series clincher goal.
>>154513848> Ho Hey — The Lumineers> Home — Edward Sharpe & the Magnetic Zeros> Little Talks — Of Monsters and Men> Ophelia — The Lumineers> Riptide — Vance Joy> Budapest — George Ezra> Pompeii — Bastille> We Are Young — fun.> Some Nights — fun.> Shut Up and Dance — Walk the Moon> Best Day of My Life — American Authors> On Top of the World — Imagine Dragons>Dog Days Are Over — Florence + the MachineBrings me back…
>>154513887see >>154513501in short - you're very stupid, ok?
>>154513893You lost everything
kinda dunk
Can’t wait for knights to embrass themselves like the frauds they are lol
>>154513900you are indeed, very stupid I just wanted you to know that, ok?
>>154513911You mad1993
>>154513893
usually the before picture comes first ya??
whats 1993
>>154513925in your native tongue Punjabi it is right to left
>>154513931america trying and failing to pretend they are better than us at hockey
>>154513934ya ok singh the truth comes out about you
>>154513937>>154513931U mad bro?
I was cheering for the USA because it had more of my favourite players while Canada refused to include some of my favourites so I was team usa so technically I won
but my favourite team is an American team
>>154513949Not how that works
i really don't mind america desu but sometimes they can be downright silly here on /hoc/
>>154513949>>154513952It's crazy how this works. But like comon, shouldn't Canada want to have a good team?
>>154513952They're all gonna be American soon
>>154513937How the fuck is this onion tier article able to make me slightly chuckle?
>>154513956Well I was happy America won since my teams best player won gold.
>>154513958You gonna act like you didn't taunt us for a year straight because you won 1 of 2 all star games? You deserve this and more
>>154513972so what is it, allstar game or worth bringing up constantly like >>154513965 and other such posts?
>>154513971With Carter Fart in net for Vegass and Hill being the backup. I have hope for the Ducks.
>>154513961>>154513972weird cope
>>154513875chill unc
>>154513976I'm starting to feel bad at this point dude.. Can ya'll just get your shit together for like one season?
>>154513978Golden Torts will defeat Orange Q(uack)
This was when you knew we were winning the gold
which canadian hurt you?
>>154513980We have already beaten Canada black and blue. It's time that you guys start caring about hockey again already. I'm sick of winning.
>>154513993Every Canadian on the 2008 red wings
Remember when Canada was relevant when we had success in sports? When we had cultural relevance through our tv shows like trailer park boys and bands like arcade fire? Now it’s over we may never win milly.
I've seen canadian nhlers lose in 1998, win in 2002, lose in 2006, win in 2010, win in 2014, and lose in 2026
>I CAN'T SCORE I CAN'T SCORE>I CAN'T SCOREI CAN'T SCORE
The Canadian derangement syndrome right now is palpable Americans, why are you so mindraped by us?
>>154514006>when we had success in sports?When was that again?
>>154513993ed belfour
>>154514009ummm this is technically too many men on the ice and should have resulted in a penalty
>NOOOOOOOO YOU CAN'T HUMBLE US EVEN THOUGH YOU RAPE US IN EVERY SPORT
>>154514010I don't think that we are laughing with you.. You might want to wake up
>>154514013> Bret Hart held championship titles in five decades from the 1970s to the 2010s, 32 throughout his career and 17 between the WWF/WWE and WCW. Among other accolades, he is a seven-time world champion; a five-time WWF Champion and a two-time WCW World Heavyweight Champion.
>>154514019ummm this technically isn't since ghosts float
>>154513892>stomp clap hey! dogshitman there was actually good indie music being made back then.
>>154514026>Among other accoladessuch as this
the best nba player and nhl player right now are canadian
Canadian DerangementSyndromeWhy do you Americans feel so inferior to us that you have to constantly post about us?
I feel like if any player that McDavid is the heart and soul of Canada and he's the best player right now.. and he wants to win a cup. So he sacrifices. But what does his team give him? NOTHINGEdmonton's front office is either retarded as fuck or just trying to put McDavid into an early coffin.What the literal fuck are they doing pissing his talent away? And why is he pissing his talent away for a canadian team??Join a real team, dude. Win that cup.
>>154513909>tf>tpKWAB no milly kek
>>154514039and are losers
>>154514039How many cups do that best player have?
>>154514048SGA is winning back to back MVP and championships
Stone cold said cte isnt real
It's really not all your fault, except for the fact that canadians make really bad posts here in /hoc/But you have great players there is no doubt.But your managers are fucking SHIT, just like your posts.
>>154513999why does it just specify men's hockey when the same thing happened in every kind of hockey (including dyke and sled)
>>154514054Treliving was good
>>154514026absolute rookie numbers
>>154514059good for Vegas lmao
If there a chance for a Canadian cup. Than it's with McDavid on that team. But hardfacts. He is on the wrong fucking team for that.
>>154514071cope he was handcuffed in Canada he would be good in an American market
mcdavid owns this shit genny lmfao
>>154514081True. He has a big long legacy as a joke here and in the NHL in general.
why does everyone on /hoc/ speak in terminally online buzzwords?
>>154514077>point out his greatest failure in losing Mitch Marner to Vegas>Somehow this equates to a cope
>>154514087huh what you mean
This is actually hilarious. Do canadian teams just ruin players potentials?
>>154514081McDavid is shoved down everyone's throat 24/7 you cant escape talking about himThat stupid commercial with the guy teaching the Indian about McJesus makes me roll my eyes every time I hope they yank it off the air now that he's eliminated
>>154514102see >>154513501now reply to this with a low iq response like a good boy
>>154514041You lost
>>154514106what the hell are you talking about
>>154514102Wow two goals raise a banner
>>154514107Mitchy lost playing for team Canada you retard
>>154514107I ain't reading that just because you are too lazy to explain it again. I'd bag skate your lazy ass canadian. Thats what you all need.Wake the CUP up one day.
>>154514111It's one more goal than McDavid got in the playoffs.
>>154514111Compared to 9 years worth of 0 ploff goals playing for Toronto
Guys I tried to Google "Canadian NHL Team Stanley Cup Victory Parade HD" but I get no results. Can someone help a brother out?
Canada and America have a bit of a heated rivalry
>>154514125Yep we're the top you're the bottom. We pitch you catch. We clap, you fap
>>154514119Wait, McDavid only had 1 goal? How embarrassing
>>154514132Because he’s played 288 games of hockey in 3 years.
>>154514102/hoc/ used to be friends with mitch a long long time ago
american hockey players are from venus where they all suck beniscanadian hockey players are from mars where they get chocolate bars
>>154514081he sure does
>>154514145Did the refs see the goal?
>>154514145the most forced 'cap i've seenjust haha's and keks no memes at all
>>154514156americucks are desperate these days
>>154514145lmfao they have the meme I posted
>>154514156>>154514164Nothing more embarrassing than putting hockey on your money and absolutely SUCKING at it
>>154514111already did a couple years ago bud kwab no milly
>>154514174They have a black woman on it now
>>154514136>if you lose you winflag checks out kek
canada is better than america at hockey
>>154514184>canada is better than america at hockey
it's fat mexicans in here that ain't never skated before speaking on the greatest player eversad
>>1545141842014 1993 says otherwise KWAB
>>154514191Sanjay not only will I outskate your goofy ass, I will lap you. We all watched Mighty Ducks growing up and skating was huge in the 90s
Greatest player who just skates 1 v 5 to turn the puck over and lose. We've seen that how many times this year with the Soilers and Can'tnada
>>154514156seething
>>154514196no scooters on the rink sorry
>1993
>>154514223KWAB
we should all be frens instead
>>154514231we are until samir chimps out kek
>>154514222Have you checked on your rising obesity rate lately? That's also you.
watching euphoria
Why would you admit that
>>154514223That guy surely must have led Montreal to many more championships and in great standing with the Canadiens. I mean I can't imagine they ever do him dirty in any way
>>154514222No shitting on the ice either Gupta
>>154514255i like it kek
I'm gonna level with ya bros - I actually like you guys and enjoy the banter despite it being vitriolically hateful. I think we'd all be good friends IRL
>>154514137I still like Mitch. I think it's just the laffs fans that are sour.
my personal goal song: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SSbBvKaM6sk
>>154514285of course we would bro
Kek, something relevant to the current shit postinghttps://youtu.be/jCCc2_necdY?si=D6habW9pkCbQoi5n
>>154514260you might need a double diaper then buddy cause you're definitely leaving streaks sliding around out there
>>154514310kwab
>>154514296
picrel is /hoc/ in a nutshell
This is gonna be really interesting play offs no matter who wins>Avs become the first Presidents trophy team to win the cup since 2013, Burns finally wins his cup>Wild wins after over a decade of zero play off success>Marner wins a cup after years of choking in Toronto>Ducks, Sabres or Flyers win after a long play off drought>Habs win with a young talented team despite being at the bottom 4 years ago, Canadian cup drought is finally broken >Hurricanes finally get past the conference final, Hall and Ehlers get the cup
>>154514339>Can't win the argument>Can't even win hockey>Makes it all gay and thinks he's winning
>>154514346I never said it was gay
>>154513431What happens there?
>>154514350You don’t want to know
I can now kick back and enjoy the ploffs from a position of serenity. Go the Habs and/or the Ducks
/hoc/ anthem: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4JkIs37a2JE
>>154514343Vegas winning not only would be funny because continued dunking on Toronto and an indictment of all of Canada, but Torts winning another cup since Tampon Gay in 2004 would also be funny, and Carter Hart clawing back from fake sexual assault claims to win the Stan Lee would make reddit and bluesky explode.
this nigga really said >muh awgumeeent in my meme genny lmao
>>154514366not reading all that, summarize your post into 1 word for me
>>154514378Read
>>154514366based
>>154514366>fake sexual assault claimsseriously? they gangraped the poor lady. you sick fuck.
>>154514407>sharter fart just sitting in the corner fappinghe;s innocent your honour
>>154514343>>154514366Also Ducks with Q winning after his whole controversy would be funny too
You may not like it, but Vegas winning the cup has a high ceiling of meme potential
work it make it do it makes us harder better faster GARY BETTMAN
Flames fans are cheering for Vegas so we get another first round pick for andersson
>>154514420Reddit is already crying about Ducks vs Knights for that reason
>>154514363
>>154514428How the fuck does Conroy keep getting away with it
>>154514428fumes are guttered and lames fans should know this by now
>>154514310SUCKS TO SUCK FUCKING SHIT Lightning are a meme team dude noone loves losing to wildcards as much as they do.
>>154514431KEK
Habs are Canadas last hope we all are cheering for them.
>>154514453true
>>154514453no i am cheering for the nuckies
>>154514453Go Habs GO!
IN THE ENDIT DOESN'T EVEN MATTER THAT THE CANUCKS SUCK BECAUSE THEY ARE ABOUT TO BECOME A DYNASTY ONCE THEY GET MCKENNA AND BEDARD AND CELEBRINI COME HOME AND DEMKO STOPS GETTING INJURED AND THE OWNERSHIP CEDES OWNERSHIP OF THE TEAM TO TREVOR LINDEN
Canucks win once they get McDavid for Peterson
ship out 100 hongcouver abg's on top of that for our pleasure then yeah you have a deal
After 6 years we will finally get a final without a Florida teamHow does that make you feel
>>154514513>picwood berry
Blackhawks trying to bank on getting a first round pick again. They literally try to do this every season. But in reality they are just dooming good prospects to be on a fucking horrible team.If Bedard doesn't get up and run then he might be dumber than McDavid.
>>154514515Just in time for another Vegas cup to bookend those Panther cups
>>154514522Chicago looked better than San Jose a year ago and like they were gonna get out of the rebuild soon and look how that turned out.They are screwed unless Bedard has a Celebrini tier season next year.
>>154514352I really do though
>>154514545
>>154514363i prefer this tbqhwyshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oMk1wBPiUIo
>>154514542First of all Bedard does not owe that organization anything especially not a Celebrini tier season. They failed to build around Bedard and that is their fault. Their goaltending is trash and their players aren't much better. Bedard needs to RUN.
>>154514551WHATS IN THE BAFFIN?
bedard and celebrini do the gluck gluck gluck with eachother you just know
If anything Bedard has untapped potential that noone will see, unless he is smart enough to get himself on a better team.Imagine getting bottlenecked by the blackhawks. He might as well let the coaching staff have their way with him too.
>>154514563
>>154514579PLEASE
>>154514578>If anything Bedard has untappedLet me stop you right there, he is very clearly and obviously not untapped.
>>154514556dude is gay thebeit
bedsy said he wanted to be generational and they gave him a roster full of lanscapers and window cleaners his first two years lmaooo
>>154514568I was hoping for a Celebrini x Bedard fight so badly in those last few games.I'd settle for a kiss too though.
>>154513508Nascar died with Earnhardt. World of Outlaws was always better.
>>154513339is he ok
>>154514156>>154514164holy desperate pathetic samefag
>>154514586
>>154514584are you........... sure?
>>154514597fail
>>154513574>stick lift so no tip in>staying out of the way so no deflection or self screeenIt's good defense, but not against Cale Makar.
>>154514600
>>154513574I love how Hughes reaction is, "OH NOOO A PUCK I BETTER NOT BLOCK IT"
>>154514603oh my god bros he used inspect element we are COOKED it's literally over for us
i told my zoomer friends about this place BTW
>>154514615'fraid i can't
Threadly reminder that if the bolts wanted to advance they would have pulled thier goalie for the entire 2nd last night
>6-9 Is the west OHL tier now ?
>>154514665Goalies are just swiss cheese these days apparently.
>>154514628think I gotta go to Baffin now, bros
>>154514670I do really wonder if it's because goalies are in fact just Bad or if the players are just way better at scoring compared to the players of yesteryear
>>154514684It's the goddamn stick technology boy, it's just gotten so good. They sling those pucks at such high speeds.
>>154514670>>154514684Do you want dead puck era to come back?
>>154514670Other than dobes ofc
>>154514697Modern men are too soft for the trap.
>>154514697No I just want to laugh at some shitty tenders
>>154514693it's undeniably true that players these days shoot at least 5x harder than players in those days
>>154514729It must be difficult to post things normally.
>>154514702uwu
saw this at the grocery store
Interesting to see defenseman Brett Kulak get 25 minutes of ice time on a stacked Avs team, compared to averaging 17 minutes with the Oilers during their back-to-back cup run.
Good morning /hoc/>*checks score*Woah. Were Avs/Wild playing with empty nets!?
They’re saying it’s either Coop or Cassidy as the Oilers’ new head coach.
>>154513605gary isnt gonna like this
>>154514861>senaturds
>>154514632Too bad it's not ironic or >>154514869Unfortunately they'll spend all of your money on black people
Thoughts?
>>154514944Shit and for retards which makes it plausible
>>154514944imagine how cancerous that >rags locker room is going to be with jt miller and tkatard as #1 and #2
>>154514944I hope Gary has bigger light shows this year.
>>154513829Never heard a single REM song so I know that's not true. I have an instinct for this shit.
Huomenta
>>154515012>an instinct for what is shitno wonder you havent heard of rem then
>>154515012Do you live under a rock?
>>154515095yeah
>>154515095Proabaly a Man on the Moon
>>154515095No. I told you. I just have instincts that prevent me from being exposed to pure rancid shit everyone else falls for. I'd question how you don't have this skill while living in jew world. But I know the answer to that. You tacitly agree to be assaulted with jewishness because you have no spine.Notice how I call it jewish without even knowing a single song title or melody from them. That's part of my instincts. I guarantee if I were to search up their top 10. It woud read like a totally gay humiliation ritual. I think it starts with my parents shielding me from what was clearly a disusting world. No Ren and Stimpy allowed in my house. Cause it was gross. Simple.
We regret to inform you that canacuck elimination day has been postponed. Be assured it will be rescheduled soon.
>>154515104Is that a song title of theirs? Point proven. You got NASA propaganda pushing ball earth and the hoax moon story already. And that's the very first title I've heard. Now I'm leaving this thread before you utter fags further spread total abject SHIT.IT'S MY IMAGINATION, YOU CANT GET IN.
>>154515130Actually before I go, I'll leave you with one more thought. I don't know the band name, but there's this song on the radio thats super popular that goes>I'm a loseeeeeer>I'm a freakOr something like that. Just some pussy crying. And people ACTUALLY just play it like it's totally harmless. Absolute cucks just poisoning their imaginations with pathetic garbage. And people BUY it too.
just took a massive marner, the type that sits all the way at the bottom and pokes its head out of the water
finally had some time to look at the resultshow the fuck can you lose a playoff game where your opponet has 9 shots on goal
>>154515153One more thought. Metallica is fucking gay too. People have such low standards that they subject themselves to lyrics like>I have lost the will to live>Simply nothing more to giveAnd they think it's normal!Bro if you play this shit near me I will never talk to you again. You. Are. A. Pussy.
The crazy part is everyone knows faggot suicide music like linkin park is just naruto music video fodder. You all know it's for losers. But you listen anyway. Imagine the people you associate with who also listen to that. Other losers. But this fact flies over your heads because you don't have thr backbone to conclude that everyone around you is a loser. You don't have the strength to stand alone in a world where everyone is a loser. So you become like them to fit in. Sad, but idgaf about you.
>mad at everything funwhat causes this behaviour?
>>154515203Here we go. Run your damage control.
>“This is one of hockey’s most historic franchises, with a passionate fan base who want to win. I’m focused on building a team that is competitive, driven and relentless – one that is in the best position to win for our fans and for the City of Toronto.”>70 years of dogshit>historic
>>154513195>he will also convince ovechkin to sign with the pens for his final seasonnice little replacement for Sid when he goes home
>>154515227I don't think anyone really wants to live in Canada, so they jump ship. Idk how well the timeline of the last good Canadian team lines up with the downfall of Canada itself. But I'm sure it's similar. Of course all sports are rigged to a degree, even Hockey, so I don't doubt there is sabotage at the owner level (collusion), so it's clearly a combination of factors.
>Sabres/Habs not until WednesdayGotta give those Habs a little break, eh? Actually really looking forward to this series. It's going to be just as good as Avs/Wild. Go Sabres and good luck MTL.
>>154514861>snes
>Avs had as many goals as Habs had shots>both teams wonAmazing.
>>154515307oh my heck
>>154515246>just as good It will doubtlessly be even better
>>154515339I'll take habs winning in a snooze fest please
Did the wild and aves play without goalies last night?
>>154515362>non eastern European goaltending
>>154515349Best Gary can do is Sabres helping Carolina break their ECF curse
>>154515246bonne chance, buffalo betty! x
I'm contemplating if I even want my habs to advance as it would mean being forced to watch the hurricanes for several evenings
>>154515307JEN
>>154515349Habs were evenly matched with a geriatric Tampa team and needed their flukiest win in history to clutch out the series. Randies-Dabres ECF is a foregone conclusion.
>>154513132Top tier highlights. Canadiens and avs games.Watched those highlights.Were all games in the canadiens series like that? Surely not? They advanced through luckpuck.
Do Canadians really?
>>154515453Not just this series, but the entire season. Habs would always take a period or two off and clutch out wins in the third through the power of luckpuck.
>>154515453Last night was entertaining and fun I hate that I must wage though
>>154515493Why don't you geomaxx? Be a small town bum. Nobody expects you to work full time in those areas. Live off gibs or something.
>Habs-Sabres is gonna be such a Kino series bros!If by "kino" you mean Habs will get bitchsmacked by a non-fraudulent team for 4-5 straight games then sure I guess
>>154515517that's kino to me
>>154515504I dream of moving to the middle of nowhere in New Hampshire and spending my days lifting and exploring
>>154515550live free or die, brutha
>>154515307Hahaha
>>154515307ebin
>>154515277>laffs
>>154515517The atmosphere is going to be electric even if the Sabres are going to humiliate the Habs
yanks talk about hockey n such a depraved and ghoulish manner
canesknights
>>154515654I'm having a ghoulish marner right now
>>154515672Just like my leafs
>>154515470>take a period or two off and clinch in the third>their op is the Sabres>who do the exact same bullshitoh dear fucking god.these games are going to be no score matches till the third each time, and then suddenly both teams remember how to hit the basketalso what the o/u for Benson tripping a Habs player?
>>15451567267!69! :D
>>154515666Same here Satan
kek!
>>154515737>laffs
>>154515737cooper just keeps taking Ls
the kind of nic roy where it's greasy and floats on the water
>>154515737>dominate gold medal game>lose>dominate game 7 loseAnd just like that, Cooper throws his hate in the ring for the KWABOTY title
>>154515737He asked for a mulligan, no luck.
>>154515807still tonyThen. Now. Forever.
Wrestlefags begone
cope tranny
>>154515737Jen
It's Wrestlechads
>>154515863true or E-God
>>154515775>laffs
>>154515872yes, even to the laffs
>>154515807>laffs
>>154515876>laffs
>>154515891yes those >laffs
In the sweltering summer of 93...
go habbies :))
in 2 years the rest of toronto's core4 will be scattered to the wind, lost in time, like tears in rain.
>>154515945they can hang a banner for breaking the lightning
to our leaf friends, what’s the deal with anglos that root for montreal? are they like the canadian version of cowboys fans?
>>154516083most southern ontarians who cheer for the habs made the choice as to avoid the laffs
>>154515468Worse. They think Buffalo is "their team"
why go for the laffs when you can go for Our Sennies :)
/ourdabres/ :)
>>154515905>laffs
>>154515985>laffs
What does 1993 and 2014 mean?
>>154516115why would anyone chose a team even worse than the laffs
>>154516083there are plenty of anglos in Quebec mon frere
>>154516144everyone loves Our Sennies
>>154516144>laffs
>>154516083About 1/3rd of quebec population is Anglo or some other thirdies language due to the feds getting spooked of independance in 1995 and flooding the island with low iq 3rd worlders (that vote lib). The anglo from before were the (((merchants))) class and reject loyalists from american independence
NEXT THREAD IS GONNA SUCK
>>154516186don't listen to this kid he is a bozo
>>154514861wow before the Kessel and the core four retards showed up the Leafs had one of the best game 7 records interesting!
>>154516191what changes from this thread then?
I was occipied with some work in the north, just got back to civilisation. Are the leafs doing good in the playoffs ?
>>154516209That's the joke
>>154516191It’s going to be star wars themed
>>154516199So they got swept often, huh?>laffs
speaking of swept>senaturds
speaking of dogshit>laffs
>>154514693but why do they randomly just fall to pieces
>instead of being grateful for seeing such amazing offensive hockey, /hoc/ calls it>luckpuckAnd>no goaliesYou guys are actual demons.
>>154516606we are miserable people. more news at 11.
new>>154516636>>154516636
>>154514979needs an epilepsy warning
>>154516531All bald, oof.
