>>154514907Erslan didn't beat Stirling.
>>154514922Nor did he beat Jimmy Crute.
Facing back to back loses over dogs of the division Jimmy Crute and Navajo Stirling, Ivan Erslan has it all to play for when he faces the Cypriot contender Tuco Tokkos. Ivan will know he's in a tight spot, and he will have to come prepared for war as he looks to remind the world and the UFC that he absolutely belongs in the organisation. Pressure like this can crush men, but it can also be a weapon. One thing's for sure, when your back is to the wall, you've got nothing left to lose. Tell me you don't want to see how this one shakes out!
Just go out there and have fun, kid.
He should've just stayed at welterweight and aurafarmed as a cutie ytboy instead of being a bald middleweight trashtalker
Wait how does a motorcycle accident make you can't make 170 anymore?
Joshua Holland
>>154514982Hes a schizo white trash chud. He cant change that
We are all Tatsuro Taira
For me, the flyweight championship bout is the main event. I'll turn my TV off once that fight has met it's conclusion.
Finland will take the lead as soon as I go there.
>>154515117I, too, am boycotting Strickland/Chimaev.>>154515097I, too, enjoy not being able to see where I am walking.
>>154515133Bulgarian men need to step up their game.
>>154515133this was debunked
>>154515057Riding a motorcycle makes you a faggot and faggots have AIDS which makes weight cutting a breeze.
So what van is just miraculous healed in a month from an injury that rendered him unable to fight just 30 days ago? Yeah I'm not buying that
>>154515225Have you ever heard of a cut b?
I'll never hate Dana
>>154515225he went to garage b
>>154515247She'd be so hot if she didn't train and had big fat tits and never got raped by her Pat Barry equivalent.
Id like to noninmate Nardwuar as the new UFC Burce Buffer
>>154515247haha would be funny if that spelled hitler
>>154514982hes still very cute, you're just not attracted to him because he doesn't look Ike a kid anymore lol pedo freak
>>154515133this is missing at least half my work
everybody schaubs
Chimaev landed 527 strikes on ddp lmao
>>154515133getting raped in Brazil is literally village tradition
Strickland will enact Castle Doctrine against Khamzat
>>154515294is that some kind of euphemism
>>154515286Making Colby blush.
>>154515289you jest but jean silva let the neighbors do it to his mother for free very strange culture
Sean "The Snitch" Strickland
>>154515133How is this measured? What's the metric? It would be very easy for a country to be low on this list by just simply having a low rape conviction rate even though there are 50 million rape cases a month
>>154515335This sounds an awful lot like Pat Cummings leading into the DC fight.
>>154515335Even if this isn't really that hard to believe, I don't trust a word that this AIDS patient says.
>>154515382We do have video footage of Strickland complaining about Khamzat going too hard and Khamzat subbing strickland 3 times in a row during a roll
>>154515389Well that's it then
When did khamzat lose his boogey man aura?
>>154515417When he was unable to finish a fight despite having 21 minutes of control time
>>154515448Wrong he didnt go into that fight with that aura. It was lost somewhere between then and the Nate/leech fight
Also Cody knocking out TJ in sparring. Even Faber confirmed it.
>>154515417When he got his ass kicked by GiblertWhen he fought like an pussy against DDPWhen he got oil checked by Khadyrov
>>154515335Seano spars like a retard, someone should tell him sparring is for practicing and getting better, not for beating the shit out of eachother
tom aspinall fans are so deranged
>>154515417Well you can pick anywhere from when he said he was ganna keel everybady and then contracted AIDS multiple times, or when he went life and death with Gilby and glass knees Kamaru Usman. Then if that isn't enough, you could say maybe when he lay on Dickass for 5 rounds, only to have the belt stolen by Kadyrov, who pimps him out.
>>154515508>transflag>inshallah>Tom Aspinall fanChecks out
>>154515508If we don't purge the ranks soon we're going to be the NFL
>>154515537Dana already banned Luke Thomas. What more can he do?
Northern Faggot League
Schaubbing loike I just dont give an fuck
>>154515554Same. Had a whole bag of Buldak carbonara dumplings as a late night snack. Chama indeed.
>>154515563That buldak shit deeee-stroys me b. God belss.
My farts be stankin!
Oh shit susurkaev is on this card
OINKING FOR STRICKDADDY DICKDOWNS
@grok generate an image of khamzat chimaev as hello kitty and sean strickland as badtz maru where badtz sean is fucking kitty khamzat up the ass include dricus as keroppi seated in a chair watching
>>154515574tung tung baisangur
>>154515608KHUMSHART IS STARVED FOR STRICK SAUSAGE!!!
>>154515623make ai video strickland 300 sparta kick khamzat into toilet disgusting poop brown explosion
>Strickland can't beat Israel>Strickland can't beat Hernandez>YOU ARE HERE>Strickland can't beat Khamzat
I am actually right here.
I think if yuor mind takes everyting to an sexual place you are diseased mentally. Food for thought.
>>154515704>OH KADDY IT HURTKHAMZAT HERE
khamzat will do to strickland what he did to ddp and you're really dumb if you think strickland is doing much of anything
Sean has already limit tested cumsplat on the ground and has never been taken down in his life in competition. Khimaev gets picked apart
>>154515795>never been taken down in his life in competitionRegarded wrestling talent dicuss du plessis took strickland down multiple times
Khamzat will be begging for an fpv drone up his gay ass after Strickinator wrecks the goat diddler
>>154515133shoutout greece
if khamzat loses he should just defect to america and request goybeam treatment for kadyrov
>>154515709to my chagrin*jab**jab**feint**jab**teep*
>>154515895if khumshit was smart he would have bumbled over the border 3 years ago painted himself black and moved to minnesota, be a fockin millionaire by now and never have to take kady's kalishnacock again
Stricklan is an Baconator right up Khamzahts sfincter, essentailly.
>>154515704Why did you leave out the du feces fights
Not a single general on this worthless site talks about the sport their general is for, always going on about some useless schizo faggot the mod is best friends with or how lonely their life is! wtf is the point of that? Just fuckin kill yourself you little shits.
I fear that Cumslut's bacon safe is gonna get CRACKED by Strickdaddy's white meat.STRICKDADDY DICKDOWNS STYLE
Sean WILL win.Casuals WILL be shocked. It’ll be his Izzy moment again.
*jabs* *tries to keep while chasing and misses wildly**stumbles forward and shells up**resets to center of the cage**jabs*
>>154516302This is like the 15th time you've made this exact same post
Get outta my car(But you just said that you'd take me home)Well it's just too far(But there's no way I can get there alone)I couldn't care less(Well maybe I could see you next week)But you look a mess(Well look who's talking you've got no right to speak)Get outta my car(You told me that you were a really nice guy)Oh well I ain'tWell, yeah get outta my carGet out, get out of my car
Goobenheimer would dog walk prates
how does khamzat penetrate the teep?
>>154516302Excellent post
I HUG YOU I HUG HIM I HUG EVERYBODY HAKUNA MATTA INSHALLAH
>>154516114a triple jalapeno baconator to be precise
>Strickland fight week>Page 3 Heem is fucking dead
>>154516366lol I just had an awesome image in my head, what if Khamzat shoots a massive double and eats a teep and gets KO'd instantly. If Sean does that I might continue supporting him only this time mean it
MIKE THOSE TEEPS ARE LIKE BASEBALL BATS FLYING AT YOU AT 300 MPH
>>154516354makes jon jones cry
>>154516542This nigga still using Facebook
>>154516542this dude still sad he's not getting the islam fightsmdh
BROUGHT TO YOU BY CORN-NUTS! NOT ONLY THE CORNIEST, BUT THE NUTTIEST!>someone got heemed before he went into this promo
Anik cuts the best promos
do not mention Anik in the same breath as Goldberg
I've heard and seen that man call championship fights and just as the title is in the process of changing hands he goes into a massive excited rant about Transporter 3
Anik derangement syndrome
>>154516683The transporter 3 was a 10/10 film you tranny lover
>>154516707Are you saying I didnt enjoy transporter 3? Asshole (yes Im trans and muslim)
Nina drama has been charged with lewd behavior during F1 kek
someone please post the weird mj in the muhammed clothes with the arabic text i have lost it
>>154516443i reckon prolific knows exactly what laura sanko's stanko tastes like
>>154516499why the metal font for these two nerds
Laura has been shelved by Paramount+ a blonde haired blue eyed woman doesn't fit the new company image
>>154515417Dana gifted him a free win in a fat, short notice Usmeng, which Hamza needed 6 months to recover from at a hospital.
>>154516748what did this whore do now did she blow some c-level fighter again? this woman I swear
>>154515508>Gane haters are unironic xitter trannies
>>154516934talmbout the king of pop pbuh b
>>154516940Is that Bobby green kek
YA SHEE KAMZIT WHEN U APPWOACH A FREAK LIKE ME, I SEES YOU LIP QUIVERS, YOU NERVOUS HAH? WAT YOONEDA DO RINOW IS GET YOU OBESE NASTY FRIEND, DATS RIGHT, DANIEL CORNMEAL, AN SAY TO HIM, ON BEHALTS OF ME, YOU'RE FAT!
>>154516542>I preyStill my boy.
>>154516542People forget man…Usdaddy porked Shota Strickpiggy worse than he dead daddy
>>154516962With Schaub’s naked wife, no less.
Nobody will ever forget the Strickdaddy dickdowns that Strickdaddy will inflict upon Cumslut this week.
>>154516962based faceblind autistic retard
why did the ufc stop making fake fights? every card used to have a couple fake fights thrown in that would be canceled ahead of the fight.
>>154517198UFC is so fucking dismal now I can't even imagine what angle they are playing, I gave up in 2015 with the Reebok shit
I dont care how many children Michael Jackson raped. He made Thriller. And beat up CM Punk.
>>154517273Must be one of Khamzat's relatives
>>154517244
I won't forget you, rat ass Dana you bald goof fuck running from whitey bulger
Realtalk:I am not impressed by Prates' performance. He's going to lose to anyone with good offensive wrestling. Doostin would beat Prates. Charles at WW would beat him, too. Many more! Overall, I am not impressed.
>gets shit tattoos>gets fake teeth >milks eye injury to duck Gane rematch>becomes a bad youtuber >hires a boxing promoter as his manager that just wants to use him against DanerIts over
>>154517293oh jeez another fight for the troops event those sucked ass and Brian stann retired
>>154517449what happened with jdm? did he get hit a bunch and actually start crying and fall down? He's done if what I have seen/heard is true
>>154517449I thought he did pretty good, had an good gameplan using knees and low kicks to ofset JDMs boxnig. What do you think he did that refelcted poorly on his preformsnce?
good morning my bitches
>>154517518JDM started screaming like a bitch taking a dick too big it was the funniest shit ever
Like everyone predicted, JDM was never good and none of Islams wins are impressive.
>>154517449He wasn’t taking Fart Smella seriously because he knew that the threat of a submission was nonexistent. But yeah, as he is right now, Islam could probably submit him in the early rounds.
>>154517524Islam would destroy him. Prates is good only as long as they give him matchups with opponents who won't wrestle.
>>154517533I kind of wish I tuned in to see that shit lol
>>154517449wow! youve named some really interesting fighters, taken from the top 5 most famous list and not even his weight class. anyways, thanks for the WWE opinion!
Daddyrov dickdownsDADDYROV DICKDOWNS TIME
Raped faggot.Raped faggot.RAPED FAGGOT!YOU'RE A RAPED FUCKING FAGGOT!!!!YOU RAPED FUCKING FAGGOT!YOU RAPED FUCKING FAGGOT!RAPED BITCH!!!!RAPES BITCH!!!!EVERYBODY LOOK AT THE RAPED BITCH!!!!RAPED FAGGOT!!!!YOU GOT FUCKING RAPED!!!
lmao I just saw it, Carlos was styling on him and his flat mud head kept eating blows then he fell down and actually started squealing from leg kicks. This is what happens when they push an overall can, like Forrest Griffin
I can't wait for Buckley to shutdown Brady, I can't believe people rate/rated Brady so highly. He got TKOed by Belal in a 3 round fight.
>>154517618Piggies can’t fight sadly
>>154517634Topuria does this to Gaethje.
nothing in this place seems normal, are you talking to yourself? Or did he just respond that fast
>>154517536Everyone is a raped AGPiggy compared to Slamdaddy.
>>154517618B…
>>154517655Trvke
>UFC Sierra Leone
>>154517585Larry Jr was on the Countdown vid and looks exactly like his dad. Since Sean doesn't look anything like his dad and turned out to be a handsome man I think it's fair to assume that Mrs Strickland was/is a dimepiece.
dana white will probably go to jail or at the very least have a public trial in our lifetimes
Bruh this dude thinks he's Albert Epstein
>Strickdaddy dickdowns...., what's tha-...? *squeal*
we cannot follow them
>>154517690That’s when Lawrence strickdaddy spunked and stretched Shota Shawna after catching xer twerking in xer momma’s makeup and panties
>>154517676I hate Dana, this guy has been the fattest slob at the emptiest casino for so long. BUM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gojTbJVuywAFirst zeembedded
Who revved the spammer?
>>154517724Strickdaddy dickdowns confirmed
>>154517734ShotaSean and SpammySneed were both raped and revved in double dip dead daddy dickdowns, sadly
>>154517747for real?
ok but DDP is gonna just get the belt back from Stricklandia anyway.
Open wide for Strickdaddy dickdown loads
>>154517758For sure b, for sure
A week before the biggest test of his skills throughout his entire career, in which he is going to have to level up his wrestling like never before, Sean Strickland is.... redoing his driveway.
Buds got that rape victim wrestling
If Gilbert Burns does this to you, Strickland is gonna make you piss and shit your pants.
>>154517798Strickland won those fights
Poor dirty diaper Tyla is scared to pick Strickpiggy with xer name on, xhe should be
>>154517828I'm predicting a brutal dose of Strickdaddy dickdowns
>>154517830
>If Sean got taken down like that by Dricus then what is Khamzat gonna do to him?>If Khamzat got dropped like that by Burns then what is Sean gonna do to him?
If I got turned on by piss-drinking, what is shit-eating going to do?
>>154517867Difference is Strickland has been getting better every fight. Khamzat has not.
If Cumslut got raped by Kadryov then what is Strickdaddy gonna do to him?
>>154515133R*ported for xenophobia, chud
*re-enters the thread in style*
Strickland is one a HUGE one fight winstreak going into this one
>>154517926don't make me have to greentext delete and do again
>>154517926Illiterate retard.
If Strickland wins, then he is the Champion. I think.
Does anybody know if spammys bullies have a go fund me or a Patreon or something? I need to know spammys bullies are financially safe and stable they're doing a great service for the community.
>>154517939i can always take money b
>>154517939Thanks but we're all independently wealthy.
>>154517783Dirty diaper piggy is retired.
"games" ali abdelaziz will be a fugitive once again
>turn on heembedded >sean has a giant pile of garbage outside his house god i hate that faggot so much
Strickland sent fluffy back to Mexico and flipped off his daughter kek
kind of miss the lunatic wmma
im the guy who kidnapped and sexually assaulted benson
>>154517970Strickgaped is another depressed suicide piggy sadly
>>154517970Pull up then, do something about it bitchtits
Filth and squalor is a piggy’s natural habitat
I don't know how to put this.... but err...... I'm kind of a big deal.
>>154518026You smell like shit.
>>154518043Shit man I knew that
sean strickland has been pushing back on israel, jews, and MIGAhis weightcut will be sabotaged at a minimum
>>154517960this comforts me
>>154518044
>>154517970garbagemaxxing is key to vistory this week
m.i.a. is still my boy
>>154517988hard law hottie's not like that
>>154518043post tarts toby it's been too long>>154518090diplo spaffed in that and she hasn't aged gracefully
This the tranny stricklands fucking lol
Strickland is fucking Joe Rogan? Always knew he was sweet.
>>154518116looks like shakira on the cyborg stack
>>154518116That's Joe Rogan
>>154518127Unironically yes sport for serfs and boomers
>>154518127>poorfagthey're the ones paying for subscriptions services retard
>>154518151and that's why they're poor dummy
>>154518157they have the money to pay for several subsciptions retard
>>154518169>they spend their money>they must be richthe helwanis must click their heels as you enter a room
>>154518137Fucking kek
dana white spends 500k in a night on roulette so he must be poor
>>154518177They usually have 2 incomes in the household and in this day and age that is rich.
>>154518195that's true i lament
dana white owes 6000 on his amex
Please dont talk about money when Im hear I was on welfare
all the stars are here!
>>154518250Chael Sonnen is on the Helwani show
>>154518246Thinkn bout yogrt
>>154518127yea family guy said that once
>>154518256Always great to have Chael on.
>>154518265shut up ariel
>>154518265Long time friend of the show
>>154518284is rizla a modern convenience where is the threshold
>>154518284Built for my huge white cock
>>154518284Hoyl fuck
I can't do it man i need my video games and tv
I can fuck black pussy without giving up my hobbies.
Yeah she got tittymeat for suuuure bappa but wheres my copy of Cho Aniki I needs to play
Zatdaddy will make Shota Shawna his sissy sex slaveThat raped faggot finna be FARTin on it!Strickgaped will SQUIRT and SQUEAL while being implanted with hot steamy Zatdaddy seedsHis papa porked prolapsed BUSSY Finna drip with POZZED LOADSThat Pigga’s great gape gotta be creamed wid caucus cummies!
*hides post*
>>154518387funny that's what he does to kadyrov on the daily
Usdaddy is coming back to rape DDPiggy.
>>154517907It's actually kind of sad. Kadyrov will dispose of him if he loses. Probably say he was a traitor and desecrate his name as well.
Khamzat should try to jump Strickland backstage before the event.
Talk about Adam Sessler or get the FRICK off of weem
Beastlal 50-45s Shartes but y’all not ready for that conversation
>>154518533Remember that E3 video where he was all drugged up and tweaking out?
>>154518533>Adam Sessler AND Morgan Webbdamn I miss those X-Play intros
I fear not the man who has gooned to 1000 videos, I fear the man who has gooned to 1 video 1000 times.
>>154518559>tfw not hem day
Clitland’s TWP will shoot a pathetic pigload while zatdaddy stretches xer out
>>154518603Every post is about gay sex with you man
>>154518624But enough about Shota Clitland
Conor vs prates would do blockbuster numbers on PPV
>>154517618Buckley < Usmeng < Peon < Bradysimple as that, Buckley is a bum who's best win is the corpse of Colby
>>154518655Oh wow Conor vs Prates? That's a fight that'll never in a million years happen.
once Brady loses we can finally have JDM vs Brady
Just had an great idea: Connor vs Carlos
>>154518664Usman would shit on Brady if they fought
Ilia is a nightmare matchup for prates
McGregor vs Morales
>>154518695Usman has to walk on grass backwards.
Usman has to put grass on his stairs because his knees hurt so bad.
wow khamzat lost to a guy with no knees? wtf
>>154518766Khamzat has always been shit, this strickland fight is gonna be a massive wake up call for a lot of cazzies
ddp and daddy mean seans got relentlessly buttfucked by two overweight homosexuals
>>154518786don't post what your father and uncle did to you here pal
>>154518786Does this post come with English translations because wtf is this?
>>154518695nah belal has better striking than usman's slow looping whiffing punches. it's his knees, sadly. he can still wrestle, which now he gets most takedowns standing hunched over. but his extra knee issues from around the leon rivalry have sucked any power he used to have back in his prime. sad as it is.
>>154517656Cuckley's freakishly small head pisses me off
Usman koncked out meng wtf u men Beloil has better hands. Usman was throwing double punches against Stricklan for gosh sakes.
Raped faggot.Raped faggot.You got fucking RAPED!!
somebody turn on strickrapeds monitor
>Life or death with former lightweight Gilbert BurnsUh yeah lol, I'm thinking Strickland murders this inbred goatfucker
Fuken idiots going to get exposed so hard when Stircklan gasses out Kahmmy and gets the TKO
>>154519020It looks like he's smiling
>>154519246That's because of his deformed clef lip
>>154518059What did heem say?It'd be nice to see that stance & have a REALBALDHEADNIGGERSHIT mf w/ a mic, so those fags can see that redemption is possible
Justin will shock the world (by getting heemed)
looks like its gonna be usmeng vs ddp
>>154519325That wouldnt shock me.
What are some other big fights coming up this Saturday besides Strickland vs Khamzat?
>>154519464Susurkaev
>>154515057Of whom you tawlmbout b? Frank Mir hadalayerdown and he came back.
>>154517634The most fraud checked fighter in history
The past few days I've been like "man 4chan is slow as fuck." But then I realized I had the catalog set to sort by creation date and not bump order.
nah this nigga browse the catalog on here bro
>>154519325You ever get tired of being rong?
aw hell nah now he postin baseball in here
One uppercut and you look like Emilia Clarke
$20Canada could NEVER
>>154518695Usmeng lost to Peon, had a war with Colbitch twice and got dropped by Giblert Bum
ah hell naw bruh we rlly got a nigga posting from india
>>154520206Hoyl fuck
we should start a fraud fighting org for dog shit countries like finland india etc. have you ever heard of an elite athlete from say at pierre mickalon
>>154520206This looks bad and your domicile looks filthy from all the oil all over the stove and countertop. What cut is that?
>>154520206bro honestly im not even gon talk shit to you but please get yourself a decent stainless steel skillet from ikea
>>154520206Also that pan likely has tefflon coating being scraped off by your metal flappy thing
>>154520510>>154520482>>154520456Envy detected
For the people picking Chimaev, do you seriously think he has better striking than Adesanya who Strickland THROTTLED for 5 straight rounds on short notice?
10% of people are picking raped clitland rest 90% has brains
>>154520456Top round. $19.792.58lb
>>154520537do you realize that a takedown threat enhances your striking by a whole grade level
Alexa grasso handjob ruined orgasm
>>154520456its not just the oil in the pan because you can tell its unflipped. look at the color oozing out the top. american beef is actually garbage. the only time ive ever seen fat that orange come out of beef was when i tried the ground beef at walmart. thats why sean will lose. american food doesnt grows champions
>>154520629Thats frozen olive oil
>>154520615
>>154520640what are we dooin here
*calls you out during my post fight interview*
>>154520683Im a master
looks like shit retard. enjoy your walmart cut in your rancid mafia cut oil and your gay pan
>>154520871Each of these chunks is $20 in canada
>>154520907Bro legit cannot even go to the store and buy one
>>154520907Mad bitch
>>154520805I'm going to simply ignore your callout because I'm too highly ranked and you're much too difficult of a matchup for me stylistically.
41 days until Gane fights.
strickraped wants to bring a real gun because he knows theres no such thing as mma math. its mma rock paper scissors stylistically speaking and khamzat is the kid that plays gun. he simply always wins
I can't believe Tom Autismpinal got away with another mid-fight duck AND now Poaton does his work for him. Dude is gonna sit out until Alex is 40 and retired?
>>154521075I dont even consider him a fighter
Ya cant get a diagnosis mate, me son and me eye and me micro penis need doctors innet
I pay like literally $3 for a dozen eggs and a gallon of whole milk.
>>154521123This dude is forreal not worth talking aboutI rate him below schaub
>>154521135america might be the worst planet ever but food there is practically free
>>154521123Get this mentally ill tranny off of my screen this instant!
>>154521172monitor
>>154518866cryin ass bitch
>>154518866>Head kickBarely a heem>Head kick + top of the dome contact point Fake heem, doesn't count I'm afraid...
JDM has been banished to new Zealand per mmaguru
>>154518866he does not look like the shrunken head from goosebumps
darren till was like the real life avatar>trained boxing with the bongs>trained bjj in brazil with the hues and learned huespeak>trained kickboxing in thailand with the thais and thai ladyboys>trained wrestling with brazza khamzat
>>154521123Poor Tomala...
ah hael nah he tagged em with the mandala curse mark
Strickland's grappling is even better than his striking.
>>154521123>less parental awareness than Joaquin Buckley Great guy
>>154521710Parental awareness? They're not entirely aware this is Tom's real dad, look at them
>>154521753Tom Assburger is John Fury's son truther?
Sanko is from Texas I can tell
>>154521123This ugly fucking mutant will never be a star I fear
>>154521753that's just a joke about tom looking like the average bri'ish lad
Tom be like me fookin bloody peepers you nonce
Tom is the type of fighter to tell the ringside physician he cannot see so they have to stop the fight
Tom the type of dude to remind the teacher you had homework due 5 minutes before the bell
>>154521523cuckley's head is more like that african boy with microcephaly pic unrelated
MR. CAMPBELL! Cyril is copying off my test!
Tom is the type of guy to take a TKO loss to Curtis Blaydes then come back and fight him again years later.
copied off Ciryl Gane's test and they immediately gave me my Master's
After 384 days of straight thought, I had finally solved the Gane conjecture. I brought it to that nigga, he took one look at me and says "this isn't even wrong".
Copied off Gane and ended up flat on my ass like this
Yeah I don't reckon that same fella who got dropped off Tai Tuivasa is gonna fare too well against Alex "Stone Hands" Pierera.
Gane? Gane will wrestle. There's levels to this shit
>>154521807Because she's a whore??
>>154522114The guy who still can't figure out which direction to turn an ankle lock? How does that grappling game match up against a Brazilian BJJ black belt in Alex?
Gane will impart his Greatness onto Poatan like he did with Aspinall.
theres levels in this gamebitch we are not the samecall me ciryl gane
>>154522131that was a reverse ankle lock you moron
>>154522131No submissions necessaryJust pinning
>>154522162What the fuck did you just say to me you little fucking bitch?
>>154522162Dude dont call him an moron that guy is fuken Hector Lobnard
>>154521790Average height differential between father and son is within 5 inches. There's a 9 in difference between Tom and Andy. Same town, family friends.Andy is either a literal cuckold, or he creeped on one of John's discarded whores while she was pregnant with his kid... A sad ordeal, but ol' John deserves credit for making sure Tom has a nice relationship with his brothers.
>>154522196tom has the same identical nose as his dad and great grandfather and only superficially looks like fury
>>154522196Tom doesn't really look like the fury brothers at all albeit
Yeah yuo guys are real authorites on cum....cum eating maybe not geaneology fuck off. Respectfully.
>>154522237That doesn't sound very respectful meng... you need to watch how you talk around me meng... I really put your lights out...
>>154522131medial or lateral both work. one direction targets ACL the other direction targets LCL ligament... not the ankle lol
Schaub crushed it on BKFC commentary
Posts like Inception, ja? Topturia mopturia I'm in Gelsenkirchen bro
>>154522418illhaffa take ur word fur it b
https://youtu.be/mAZJjWTvMyQits up
yeah thats nice and all, but im gonna need yalls to shut teh fuck up now, thx
yeah thas right, shut the fuck up biiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiitch
hehremember this feeling, im the boss herecommence talking
king green is one of the last og hood style fightersyou will miss him when hes gone
>>154522828been boyed that nigga since a jit
Zatdaddy will give Shota Clitland BBC when xhe oinks but he won’t force that thang down xer throat like xer real fazza…
>>154520206true its like 25$ here
>>154522828King Green is just getting started with 5 fights
Sean will decapitate the goat fucker cumsplat
talmbout lil heathen leavin mmm-steven b
strickland is built different
>>154522580that's not every movie
Shota bucks that bacon bussy for anything brown I’m afraid
>>1545228280>Fighting Style Hood >Islams ticket to a title shot >Bathroom security guard >exposing Arman as a spastic >that one time Derns boyfriend wanted to murder himInteresting little side character
AIDSmaev got AIDS from kadyrov
enough of this breakfast talk its lunchtime
>>154522253Sory Hector
>>154522828How to say "one more run" in ebonics??
>championsumar nurmagomedovmovsar evloevarman tsarukyanislam makhachevkhamzat chimaevmagomed ankalaevjosh hokit
>>154523084black dont crack nigga
sheeeeeeiiiittt im gonna make anotha run n sheeeeeeiiiiiitt
>>154522828Charles Bennett is still around bud
Zatdaddy got Clitland ovulating I fear Them eggs be sizzlin in xer bacon boywomb sadly
>>154523191forwarding this post to your employer
Yeah I'm a jacked Taiwanese boy whatup
>>154523366Fuck you
>>154522828Kanada pls.
>>154523383
https://youtu.be/gojTbJVuywAits up
I’m the main character of /heem/
CONOR VS CHIMAEV/STRICKLAND WINNER CONFIRMED!?
>>154523435Fer shure, B.
>>154523435*gets brutally heemed by Holloway*
>>154515417Here >>154516995
>>154523435He'd get murdered by either of them
tatsuro "gatti" tira
>>154523435Hoenstly? I can see Connor oen shotting Kahnzat like he did José
>>154523229>forwarding this post to your employerevery poster here is self employed
Hunter, you still owe us one after Chimaev vs Diaz not happening
>>154523575>Chimaev vs Diaz>Tony vs Fagbib>Hendo vs Jones>GSP vs Silva>Randy vs Fedor
tomfoolery to be had at the ufc 328 weigh ins
>>154523628Its less about fights that never happened and more about the UFC obviously signaling that they want a certain fighter killed
>>154523663send in the hitman sean strickland
Hearing runors Stircklan cut more weight than needed so he can weight in with his AR-15 and an bandoleir full of ammo
Prates vs Morales winner gets Pisslam to duck them, kwab
>>154523702He put claymores in the tops of his gloves
>>154523711Really fucking dumb making prates and morales fight right now when it just hurts both of them
>>154523711Prates is one of the easiest possible fights for Islam, his tdd is diarrhoea
>when it just hurts both of themits fighting wut u expect
>>154523749They should be fighting for the title and thats it at this point
>>154523759Beating Sean Brady and Gilbert burns isn’t that great, morales needs one more and Garry is next so it benefits him to try and beat prates otherwise he’s bumped to 3rd
>>154523759youknowhow this fiight gane works b it dont wurk lyke that sumone has to lose
Feed Usman to Morales
>>154523435Conor is never winning or fighting again
McGregor vs Chimaev Luque vs PoatanDiaz vs Rountree Barber vs Ditcheva Dariush vs Ngannou Just throwing out ideas
>>154522418*meng bareknuckle mma
>>154523759Do you want fighters to be active or not
Who’s the best active mma referee?
>>154524086Farnk Tirgg
>magomed ankalaev hasn't fought in three years
>>154524086Werner Herzog.
>>154524086Anyone but Tognoni
>>154524086herb dean bar none
People forget man, Jiri WILL be back and better than everhttps://youtu.be/vnQXslAo34M
shitting on schaub and callen was kino 6 or 7 years agonow they're so forgotten about that everything they do is just sad
Apparently TKO is trying to do the UFC model in WWE and is making wrestlers take 50% pay cuts while the CEOs have gotten massive raises
>>154524438Grim.
>>154524439>tfw dawleted my shawlb fawlder
>>154524460baste, apparently the product has gone to shit since tko took over.
the gayest type of fan is the type that just bitches you're not a fan you're an old woman
>in your path
>>154524438>Predator goes invisible>Bisping "Is he invisible right now?"AI really is going to replace all these jobs
I loev it when you call me weem papaThrow yuor hands in the ayerIf Schaubs an true playa
>>154524439Callen has had a great career in sexual assault, he's a Hall of Famer fer sure
>>154524595I wonder if in that moment he reflected on how that’s how his rape victims felt
>>154524086that aussie ref that stopped gaziev from wall n stalling like 3 times
Jack Della Maddalena was last spotted feeling sorry for himself on the beach while Tai Tuivasa surfed
>>154524695This is not a jokehttps://streamable.com/oawcbw
Giacomo, sitting in the corner quietly, thunking about his future, trying not to cry, while Tai Tuivasa mumbled in to a phone camera
strickland is a gadooshed bum, chimaev will rape him
>>154525132Bow to your Sensei
>>154524438What the fuck was the ref doing in the Zenomorph one? Such a late stoppage, i hope it's okay
>>154525132Leave japan, honkey ass fucker!!
When Tatsuro Taira claims the belt you all have to lower your tone when you talk to japan
Reminder that Jon Jones said fighting Tom Aspinal at the White House was the matchup that "tickles his pickle" but that fight cannot be made because Tom Aspie is still out on his fake eye injury.
>>154524567She masturbated to that
>>154525513Remember when tomala got poked in the right eye but now the left eye is the one he covers
i predicted this shit
does anyone actually care about strickland vs chimaev? its just a fight between the two most raped fighters at middleweight and the result of either winning is effectively the same, we either get snoozefest strickland decisions or one fight every two years from khamzat
>>154525609Kangaroo be like "ref he poked me in the eye!" XDDDD
>>154525609tanked that shit
dustin "diamond of gold" porrier
Does anyone else feel like the energy is all wrong for Khamzat? Everyone is talking about Strickland, not him
make him hamble. a little bit make him nervous
This fight has all the makings for an upset Saturday night
>>154525790Take him down, talk to him slap him around, say something hey get up
For us it will be Saturday.For Cumslut it will be Strickdaddy dickdownsday.
I want to give Nia Long some Taiwanese dick
>>154526010
Looking back, Khabib was always a phony, scam artist, lowlife piece of garbage.
>>154526010yeah im not really sure that she would be interested
It's Nia Long not Nia Shortchinesepenis
I have it on good authority that Khamzat Chimaev is in possession of a sex tap between Arman Tsarukyan, Mera Dvalishvili, and Nina Drama, and is planning to reveal it at the press conference to mock Strickland, who he believes is married to Nina Drama
bro said sex tap lmao
raped clitland isn't a top five striker or grappler at middleweight and he won his eliminator against the third best grappler at middleweight after he ducked rdr and refused to grapple. khamzat by whatever the fuck he wants. strickland fans are edgelords and pussies that think guns make them tough
nah nigga you cant be saying sex tap and expect to get away with it out here
>>154526192
she asked to see my Dricus du Plessis
tell us more about this sex tap. is it a new type of submission hes been working on or
khamzat will kirkify shota gapeland
yves edwards, more like yves n word
>>154526277so whats the lore around them rebranding dave sholler as jon anik and moving him to commentary?
a man of his n word
Dustin vs Dan will forever be remembered as the most pillow fisted fight of all time like why can't lil bros just fucking heem like my boy Ilia
>>154526514but you can HEAR the strikes
>>154526374goldberg got pushed out anik got the call, a man that answers
>>154526627Yeah it's a empty apex lmao that fight is the ultimate cazzie filter
this is my best luke thomas picture
>to be in the fight one must be casual with the fight. >dont take the fight too serious, its only sparring.
Cut my gums up pretty bad dirnking STRAIGHT form the sex tap
>>154526776that's very cool, but that's nothing, look at this
humble champs only
>>154526977>Wearing hair gel in your 50s Fucking embarrassing
>>154527126>serious face cuz army>gel hair>post selfies >talk some mmathank a vet
i have a friend that looks like an young luke thomas im goanna ask him why he looks like that next i see him
his moms fuckeng hot too she could do way better than luke thomas
>>154527165Wearing a backwards hat would be less embarrassing than fucking hair gel gg
Arman and khazmat are like aura black holes mostly because they are ziggers
really telling how many people here hate caucasians. maybe /box/ is more your speed
Only time khazmat actually made weight he lost to a 5'7 dilbert just let that sink in
>15-0wheres the loss brother?
Remember when Dana protected his project khazmat from the Stockton slap KWAB
chimpmaev and shota sean are more alike than different
>>154527201Bald bitch! Hair gel is cool!
I'm baking a ratlip thread
>>154527427bake it then
what's wrong with backwards hats
>>154527448It's cringe AF unc
>>154527447It's in the oven and going to be delicious :p>>154527448
Almost done
cant wait
Getting nice and crisp now
so did any of our niggas attend the met gala?i reckon topouria would fit in
>>154527711>>154527711>>154527711
asshole son of a bitch
lowkey, bloody benchode
>>154527714we keep this one on ice
