Bank Holiday Monday afternoon Premier League actionKO 15:00 UKChelsea: Sanchez, Gusto, Chalobah, Adarabioyo, Cucurella, Caicedo, Lavia, Palmer, Fernandez (c), Derry, Pedro.>Subs: Jorgensen, Acheampong, Colwill, Fofana, James, Hato, Santos, Essugo, Delap.Forest: Sels, Abbott, Cunha, Morato, Netz, Yates (c), McAtee, Dominguez, Bakwa, Jesus, Awoniyi.>Subs: Ortega, Milenkovic, Da Silva Moreira, Williams, Anderson, Gibbs-White, Hutchinson, Lucca, Wood.
incredibly disappointed forest are fielding a backup XI. wouldve liked to see their strongest team smash chelsea and villa both. fuck emery either way
>>154515428What did Emery do? Ohh... he just lost against fucking Tottenham
>>154515437on purpose i might add
Imagine the scenario where Forest are relegated but also secure Champions League qualification through winning Europa League
so who are we supporting? forest?
>>154515474are you plastic or sovl
>>154515412What holiday is it
>>154515499Jews having a day off
my friend is therei have no one to tell about this irl
>>154515596your friend will witness IGOR JESUS DA GOAT
>>154515412no GOATnacho?
>>154515616i have his kit. >our drogba
>>154515499uk celebrates star wars day now
Emery's cowardice is spreading. Get that vile vampire OUT of the PREMIER LEAGUE.
>retards on here genuinely thought Pereira would put his strongest team out against Chelsea just to lose to Villa despite having a one leg leadFucking hell
>>154515789better to win one game than lose both
I miss Rosenior. This new Chelski manager doesn't respect the ball or age men enough for my liking
>Jesse Derry is making his debut for Chelsea today.When did Chelsea start having little looksmaxxing twinks?
>WE HATE CHELSEA
>>154515794Thanks Michael>>154515816He looks like a normal teenager
Sels masterclass incoming
Fucks sake
Yes you…
>>154515816>this is Shaun Derry's sonDefinitely feeling old now
lmao
never in doubt kekworst chelsea side in 20 years
If Pochettino wasn’t sacked Chelsea would’ve been top 3 right now and Palmer would be winning the Ballon D’Or
Yes, anon, you have something to tell me? I'm all ears.
I went for a quick dump before the match started and I've already missed a Fowest goal? Fuck sake
Anyone got a clip of the goal?
can't believe a team full of kids with a badgeless coach is shit
We're the mighty rentboysWe will score some goalsFrom James and Cucu, we're the bestWhip it up to Coles! Gooooo CHELSEA!
wtf im late because I thought it started at 15:30 and forest already fucking scored
>>154515930goals dot zone
Jesse Derrylondonderry
>>154515930https://streamff.com/v/107e4f08
>>154515816He looks like that model that can pass for a teenager
wow an early yellow card for a soft foulwhat a surprise
>>154515940Ta very much mate
>>154515947>>154515949Pedophilic posts
>>154515947>>154515949Now kiss
>>154515947>>154515949Ain’t clicking that boss
>>154515952He can actually run and jump as if he were a teenager
>>154515816we got mudryk at home ass nigga
>>154515952You can get banned for posting underage kids
100% pen
That's a penalty.
Era
PEN-ALTYPEN-ALTY
Absolute disasterclass
era
Always a pen
>>154515932No way you’re making excuses against Nottingham Forest’s second string
Gusto is a full on retard and should be the first to go in the summer. Then the rest can follow him
DOGSO too so it's a redif not i'm watching the 3rd rigged game in 3 days
arsenal would get away with it
He's lucky to be on the pitch
Has a penalty been given? Dont have the game on
What does he even DO
>>154515991don't support chelsea ftrjust talking about them like the shit club they arethe ownership are going to go into receivership at this rate
CHELSEA GENERAL
Holy crap Chelsea isn’t going to be in euopre next season
>>154515996confirmed riggedrefs desperate to save spurs AND help chelsea get UCL
/CUG/ INCOMING
>>154516013Nothing escapes you
We get banned for talking about Chelsea in /epl/ btw
we in the Yid Army are laughing at the rentboys blue scum
Chelsea must have the least intelligent team in the prem on average
>>154516013nah think of the loss of revenuethey’ll never let it happen
Bakwa is good
this is what happens when you drop garnacho
1 billion spent gets you this
>fire poch and maresca because they weren't yes menOnly relegation can save this club from the grasp of blueco...fucking parasites
The downfall of Lelsea this season has been even better than Spuds. Brilliant season for hatewatching
>>154516029No you don't Liversissy. You get banned for posting your fantasies about Isa Slot.
Apologize
>>154516040Maresca was a scumbag at the end of the day.Pochettino, on the other hand, got absolutely screwed over after saving the club.
good momentum for forestvilla fucked up yesterday by throwing it away and pissing me off by letting spurs win - but you can't just switch it on and offforest do villa in the week
>>154516037>1 billionWhich currency are you using? It's more than double that in GBP.
>>154516043Spurs and Chelsea owe this man a lifetime of apologies
If Forest win this (they most likely will now), they'll only be SIX points behind Lelsea. They could genuinely finish the season above them
It must be so hard to be a Chelsea fan rn. Like the resources are there its not being utilized by Eghbali.And for people for blame Boehly its not his fault. Eghbali runs the day to day operations
can't even hear the plastic chav rentboy customers Forest fans drowning them out
OH NONONONONOONO
>>154516092based Marinakischad
>>154516009yeah i'm not that convinced by this guy. he came in with rosenoir level of hype and palmares but he's not impressing me
Forest's second XI are ALL OVER THEM this is such a great watch
>>154515412Why is the match on in the middle of the day?
>>154516077And next season, Chelsea will probably get rellied
>>154516110Holiday in Bongland.
>>154516009benefits from kinetic academy mafia nepotismdoesn't even have his badgesblueco are worse owners than the glazers
>>154516110Its a public holiday. Everyone gets a day off. Loads of footy today
rentboys getting shagged
>>154516110bank holiday
>>154516110whole country got sacked on friday
>Cole palmer getting away with a tactical foul
>>154515428Lol
I'm confused, is this Rosenior's fault or not??
why are then rent boys chanting about Spurs when they are far, far, far worse than them on form (Spurs 11th Chelsea 19th LMFAO!)
>>154516110Literally says in the first line of the OP.https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bank_holiday
can't wait for some proper football after this. Hearts v Rangers corr what a spectacle awaits
>>154516135Scott Parker is probably watching this kek
thiago silva looks like he's going to puke
They spent billions on this squad and are playing some youth bum right wing lmfaoooo Get that shit cunt HOOKED and shipped out IMMEDIATELY
forest is way more based than I would ever think, also they are in great form, scored 10 goals in last 3 matches
tuchel loving the demise of blueco's CFC LDN
That Derry kid has an early 00s player vibe. He was born in the wrong era.
Forest are European royalty
>wearing contact lenses>not aura farming with Edgar Davids style goggles
Reminder - do not even THINK about posting half time slags ITT
>>154516169>anyone else born wrong era???no he's just shite
Time to bring Garnacho on
>>154516177I fink the jannies get the day off work today. Either that, or they're getting paid time and a half for working on a Bank Holiday
>>154516182Time and a half of nothing is still nothing
>>154515499Bank
>forest fans giving oles every time chelsea pass
>>154516187You mean to tell me they do it for free???
>>154516158Scott Parker is a quitter anyway. Anytime a team he coaches gets relegated he resigns. Fulham, Bournemouth and Burnley for example
>>154515816
>>154516187bodied that dyscalculiac freak
>>154516187>>154516196wait, how do they provide for their wives and kids then???
This is great. What a fucking shit club Chelsea is, owned and supported by useless wankers.
>>154516208Not their kid so doesn't matter
they're gonna lose to spurs
who the FUCK is jesse derry kek
need to pop out and buy some washing machine cleanerwas down on my list of tasks to do today, thought I had some in but i don't
>>154516227a kid with "potential" they robbed from the palace academy
>>154516227>jesse derrythat's a name I will milk for all it's worth
>>154516227Right now, he's chelseas best player and producer of their only shot on target
>>154516212They're also cheating scumbags. They deserve much worse than this.
Vile diving rentboy.
BOOK HIM FOR DIVING
ynr this is forest's b team
>>154516233leave the clothes in the rain
>same old Chelsea>always cheating
So he's booked for diving... because?
>Jesse here doctor I need my willy delopped off toute suite derry
cynical fouls and dives in the box but no yellowscorrupt league
This is Forest's half a B-Team and are winning against Chelsea best XI. What does this make Chelsea.
>>154516259*not
>>154516264not to mention no red for the DOGSO foul that led to the penalty
ERA
That could have been, at least, reviewed.
>another dive
Chelsea have switched it on. Back to world-class football as always
RENT BOY KNOCKED CLEAN OUT
rigged league fucking disgrace
DEADHES FUCKING DEAD
BENULDY
oh fuck hes dead
heem
RIP one or both of these lads
this semen slurping dive sport aint for me
EL RIGGATONI
i dont think it was a pen
so is forest officially safe now?
Is....is he dead?
>penfor what?
>shakes his hand>no response HE'S KILLED HIM
they killed Derringz
>>154516306I agree. None of them were pens and there should've been a red for the dives.
hope you lot are proud of yourselves for poking fun at this young upstart derry
Look, I know the kids dead but it was a 50/50. Not a foul not a benuldy. GOOD EBENING.
50/50 desu
Get up Jesse you soft cunt
>dat ass on the physio
My stream froze at the moment of the foul. I beg of you for a clip.
HE WAS ONLY 17HE CANT BE DEAD
Rip jesse londonderry
>>154516324*londonderry
ref directly to blame for this for not punishing the blatant cheating by Chelshit FC
no replay yet of the supposed foul
>dies on his debutGarnacho voodoo working full time
corr look at that arse
>let him die, let him die, let him die
When they cut back to the players after the ref pen pointing bollocks cam it looked like Derry's foot was convulsing to me. Minimum a bad concussion I'd bet.
We are looking at a corpse.....
>not even a var review
Oh fuck the neckbrace. He’s fucking paralyzed.
It is my unfortunate responsibility to let everyone know that Jesse Derry has passed away
HE CANT FEEL HIS LEGS
rip bozo
how 'bout you sideburns?
Todd worrying about the lost sale value
>>154516361Quite possibly the worst trim I've ever seen
The refs have 3 boards now? Why can't they just pre program the next number like the old ones?
JESSE'S IN A BOX
>>154516362>implying TBoehlz will careHe's not black
based zooming in on him on the floornone of this woke only showing the crowd nonsense
SHOW THE FUCKING REPLAY
>giving a pen for a clash of heads
HE IS DEAD HE IS DEAD A MAN DIED
>>154516358anal bleeding?
>>154516361Proper caveman look
>>154516377But then we'll all know it wasn't a foul
>>154516377this
post the replay you fucking boring retards
>>154516373how about woke not showing the replay nonsense
Who is that woman confirming the sub with the 4th official? She went back to the chelsea bench, is she the one calling the subs?
>no replayThe most cucked league. The most cucked country. The most cucked government. The most cucked people.
>chelshit
>>154516362insured for 100m
shame, what a rotten way to leave and he was playing with intent too
>>154516361cuz after aaaalllll
https://x.com/LigasTopFutbol/status/2051312934412808494can someone make it a webm
>>154516378How is it any different to getting to the ball first with your feet than your head? You wouldn't say it wasn't a penalty if a player got to the ball and a defender then took out his ankles.
Imagine dying on your debut KWAB
Just cancel the game already. 3 points to forest.
>>154516406Yep. They can
>>154516361poundland leighton baines
>buy mudryk>banned for PEDs>find tesco value mudryk at palace academy>dead
>makes league debut>dies
of this stays a pen then the fix is genuinely in. and after villa not even showing up yesterday theres no doubt in my mind this league is rigged like 90s serie anot even a var review for a clash of heads in the box
anyone have a webm of the incident?
>>154516406HOW THE FUCK IS THAT A PENALTY He jumped in to the Forest player!! VILE CHELSHIT SCUM
>>154516406He's absolutely fucking nutted him
>>154516406HE WON THE FUCKING BALLCORRUPT RIGGED FAGGOT LEAGUE
Villa lads shaking rn.Not only will they certainly lose, some of them may not walk off the pitch.
reminds me of thisgeorge earthy knocked out by own teammate 3 minutes into his senior debuton his next appearance after injury he scored within 3 minutes
Oh no no no
I think it's a pen, you have to time the challenge right
LMAOCHELSHIT
kwab
ehehehehehehe you shite bastards
>>154516406
HE DIED FOR NOTHING
>>154516406out cold before he hits the ground.
FUCKING LOL
JESSE DERRY DIED FOR NOTHING
cunt palmer
CHELSHIT CHELSHIT CHELSHIT
poor kid
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
kid gave his life for this
Jesse died for nothing
This is just sad
fucking kekKEKK E KK L E N K
Told you a sels masterclass was coming
>player dies>miss the pity penalty
BALL DON'T LIE
>kid gets seriously injured when putting the best performance out of all the Chelsea players>Delap comes on smilingFuck everything about these players.
>>154516442>this is a penalty in 2026
>>154516406We just witnessed a career ender. Also never a pen.
this is the bestfuck chelseacan't even score a rigged penalty against forest's second xi
No replay on the head clash?
>>154516442>get headbutted winning the ball>other guy dies>penalty to chelshitsuch a piss take shit leaguewest ham robbed saturdayvilla throw the game against spurs yesterdayforest getting rigged today
Palmer is so shit
>>154516476>>154516406learn how to scroll threads you fucking thick mong
>>154516442thx mate
Kek
just tuned in why is it in the 57th min of the first half?
>45+13
>>154516491It's 3rd period
>>154516491old school 90s streaker
>>154516491Derry died
>>154516442Never a pen but fucking hell that looked bad. Can't imagine having a worse debut as a player unless you shat yourself, scored 4 own goals and died
What's he thinking?
>>154516491Someone died
>>154516442Absolutely jotad.
>+5right
>slop six team is losing? QUICK add on infinity minutes so they can score
>>154516491Chelsea need a goal. Please understand.
>>154516491they're trialing water/ad breaks for the world cup
>>154516505thinking about that half-time gyro
Chelsea are awful. Joao Pedro is dog shit
how do forest create so much kino? im a life long forester after this season
>>154516491Bank Holiday.
>>154516442KWADB
>>154516520he's a nonce toojoao pedo
DONT EVEN THINK ABOUT POSTING THEM
how is gyro pronounced
>>154516442>One minute you're making your debut>The next you're fucking compost
Chelsea have not scored a goal in the PL in 8 and a half hours
Miss him yet?
POST SLAGS
>>154516536yeeroe
>>154516541May they never score again.
>>154516404Kek
>>154516561God bless your soul never let them win
>>154516548>I'm aging men, hallelujah, I'm aging men
>>154516541press S to spit on chelshit>>154516555can't believe you've done this
>post slags
>>154516541The entire Iran conflict could have started and ended between Chelsea scoring.
Chelsea are shit.
Forrest player deserved to be the one gasping for air. I hope he finds a way to break his own neck and hopefully die.
>>154516541literally what the fuck happened to them? I don't really follow the EPL
>>154516555love trannys
why does the media keep trying to sell us on how great Cole Palmer is
Wait what why are half time slags bannedthey are a cornerstone of /sp/
GET RID OF ALL ENGLISH SHITTERS FROM MY CLUB PLEASE
>>154516584Forrest? What team is Forrest? Do you mean Forest?
amazing how Chelsea went from the smart/sharp pick to win the league to the absolute dross we see before us
>>154516584>American education
>>154516595Nathan Bedford Forrest, Confederate army general and first Grand Wizard of the KKK.
>>154516548In English, "Nottingham Forest", if you split the two words is "Nottingham" and "Forest", so there is a forest in Nottingham
chelsea are below brighton with worse GDblueco were inspired by brighton's model, spent 2 bil+ copying it and ended up worseCHELSHITChelshitchelshit
>>154516595Nottingham Forrest Gump
>>154516593Rentboys got them banned. Hateful against their sexuality.
I don't fucking know what kind of project that blueco wants. Can't win, and nobody going to buy these shitter
>>154516587Already shit players downed tools.Now they realise they're not even able to lift them any more. Some of them also somehow believe they're going to play in the world cup and are putting in even less effort.
I love how pundits are paid $1000s to tell us what we've just seen. What would we do without them?
>>154516584he won the ball you rentboy
>>154516541how big is your bradders reaction folder lad?
>>154516595
>>154516613They thought they could moneyball the league. Only instead of spending very little carefully, they spent a fucking fortune
>>154516584>try to head a ball>opposing player’s header follow through concusses you>ref somehow calls it a pen>dumbass on /sp/ calls for your death
>>154516609you really undercut my gif with this
>>154516541you just know these shitters are going to scam their way to fa cup
>>154516624you ain't got no brain lootenant derry
>>154516623
>>154516561Thank you for your service
Good morning I love women
>>154516619>to tell us what we've just seen.they're paid to liewatch the coverage of the villa spurs gameno mention of emery playing a B team and having no shots on target until 90+5 when they scored or the fact emery didn't make a change until the 60th minute when he replaced the strikerthey talked about spurs like they were playing PSG liquid football
does anyone know why webms wont load for me in the brave browser
>>154516594Which one have you got an issue with?Ronald been a decent investment, and Big Bo's solid.
>>154516642Yeah and your pissant favorite isn’t going to win anything.
>>154516655Because you've installed a crypto miner.
>>154516655Patent claims involved with VP9 codec were upheld in court recently so Brave had to remove WebM support
So is the kid alive? I had to stop watching while he was still laying on the pitch.
I love Jule so much it's unreal ;__;
I don't think i'll be alive for much longer
>>154516671he's been pronounced dead at westminster hospital
>>154516671bad concussion but he was moving his arms voluntarily so he's not paralyzed
>>154516655on mobile they don’t load u less you open them in another tab, site is borke
>Chelsea haven't scored a league goal since Joao Pedro netted their fourth in the 64th minute of their 4-1 win over Aston Villa on 4 March, two months ago.>Chelsea haven't scored at home in the league since 21 February, doing so in a 1-1 draw with Burnley.>And they haven't won at home in the league since 31 January (3-2 against West Ham).
>ads are all just the same soulless slop nowHow about an advert that just shows me a product and service and explain why I need it
>>154516666i dont care about that at all when this is the benefit
>speaks at least four languages and does live translations of player interviews for bozos like micah richardsthat's are kate
>>154516699do you have a moaning license
>>154516711Not my type but id give it a go
>>154516699i like adverts that tell me i need a mixed-race spouse and 2.5 children
>>154516699had an idea for a denim jeans ad where karl pilkington is in a plain room just saying that he likes them because they fit
>>154516619i like the ones from tnt champions league that just yell and laugh
>>154516629I'm very curious to know what ""stats""" they look for before signing all these shitters.There's no way you can justify buying Fofana for like 70 millions pounds!!!! What fucking stat did he bring, and that is just 1 (one) example
that cunt dead yet?
Chelsea with Drogba and Lampard would have never given up like this shambolic performance
>>154516699burgers?
hol on hol on hol onchelsea bulls a tek rapidtappy? nahhhhhyeah dis u gon get for sacking sir rosenior
>>154516709This is since july 2020 when i switched laptops.
>>154516732wouldnt have even came off in the 70s
>>154516699no, you must watch the quirky dance routine with a interracial couple for a toilet roll product
>>154516729They kept buying kids who had one good season or who were "acadamy prospects"You can gamble with 1 or 2 of these but you can't build an entire fucking team of them without some mature players to give them the kick up the arse they sometimes need.
>>154516666Chill out gigasatan
I like the commercial with the fat bald and dumb white guy being helped by the large and helpful black fellow
>>154516740mine had 20k in about 2 weeksi dont care what crypto nonsense theyre doing, i dont have to watch ads
>>154516740>time saved - 5.22 days
>>154516729probably look at their potential ceiling on Football Manager
I wonder what riggatoni the second half has in store for us?
>>154516711The best woman in the entire sport. Dalglish's daughter is a close 2nd
>>154516761unironically is the case.when SI abandoned the release of Football Manager 25, a lot of data analysts punched a wall.
>>154516711bitch unironically uses the term "mansplaining"
>>154516755Its a shame the one i was using before brave+ublock origin got expelled from the app storeAdNauseam would open the ad in the background and cost the people running the ads money, while not showing it to you. Ended up causing 20k in damages.>>154516760much more if we count all the youtube ads that are unskippable and somehow longer than 5 seconds
Jesse Derry confirmed DEAD
>cacarella
>kid got a brain bleed
>>154516779gotta replay the match :^)
>>154516775I don't believe that based on her banter, I will need proof
>>154516779He's stable and in hospital, having some precautionary tests done. He'll be fine
I am racist to whatever causes Cucurella hair
LMAO
KWABsea
>>154516770Natalie was best until she married Smatterface and got walled.
I just heard from my friend Meltzer that they had to cut Derry's head and lift his brain out of his skull to fix the bleeding
i hope the city bulls will be capable of defending neoliberal values
Villa is next,
AHAaaHAAAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAAAHAHAAHAHAHAHAH
>London
>>154516798
>>154516798ok how you know?
looks off
>>154516788Cucureya looks like this at high speedPlayers can't resist grabbing
behind the ball
sir rosenior smirking in his canary wharf flat rn
:)))
Miles off, what a let-off for Lelsea
make up call for the penalty
That’s onside
My fraud manager (Carrick) got dominated by these wasters
>>154516764Mamacita tetas
how are chelshit so incredibly shit?
don't think this manyounger is an improvement on rosenoir tbg
>>154516709or you could just use ublock instead
Blueco about to get liquidated
>>154516818HOWEVER
>>154516810lad
Now just keep a clean sheet for maximum humiliation
LOL
forest are on something like a 30-5 goals for-against streak over the last 10 gamesundefeated in like 12, included 2 against porto, 2 against villa, and manchester city
>>154516828I use both, they dont seem to clash with eachother
>Since 31 January the only team Chelsea have beaten at home has been Port Vale.lmfao
the intern that draws the offside lines on these fake 3D renders is really taking a lot of creative liberties lately
anderson is unironically better than enzoreal madrid are going for the wrong player
I hope we don't hear picrel still sucking Eghbali's cock next week. Getting embarrassing.
>>154516814Swiss women look like THAT?!
>>1545168286.5 million for me
I genuinely think I'm a better footballer than Delap, and I've not played a full match since high school
>>154516837and one soon-to-be fatality
>>154516838
>>154516825One of their beloved teammates just got paralysed from the waist down half an hour ago from a disgusting headbutt.Impossible to be competitive in these conditions.
i tried looking up "derry london hospital news" but i get bombarded with unionist content instead
>>154516837Didn't Wolves have a similar run under Pereira last season?
>>154516786micah richards was explaining how griezmann was leaning back when he shot which caused him to hit the crossbar against arsenal and she said "thanks for mansplaining that to me" without a hint of levity and got pissed off when they asked her what she meant by that
>>154516869who? i missed the first half
reminder the chelsea lads follow through is what caused the contact with abbott and that its never a penalty
*buys your overpriced shitter*
>>154516850Sure, but Anderson covers the homegrown player quota in England. Marinakis would be dumb to sell him overseas when he can get way more locally.
Forest owner is a genius
>>154516894best owner in the leaguegreek abramovich
boehling is actually genuis because he knows that the lower the finish in the league the better the draft picks you get
>>154516888well the lad is dead and Poomer missed so doesn't really matter does it
>>154516881Chelsea veteran "Big" Jesse Derry >>154516442
>rekt chelsea on the pitch>rekt villa on the chess boardsheesh i underestimated forest
Another one?
You worthless rentboys wankers deserve this
>just kill the opponent what the fuck are these tactics ?
Another heem
This is a fucking bloodbath, throw in the towel
blatant pen that
>another head collision
So it's not a pen when Chelsea's keeper flattens the Forest striker?
pen to chelsea for a clash of headsno pen to forest for a punch in the face
WTF AGAINi thought my stream skipped back again for a second
how is that not a pen lmao
game is so back
>>154516911I think Chelsea players are trying to kill themselves
red card for the forest man for me clive
this looks more like a pen than the one before
>losing 3-0 at home>injure opponent>he is replaced by chris “goals” wood
sir tuchel!
>>154516891Why do you people blame Boehly. Just because he's a white man with a lot money? He is not responsible for the day to day operations of Chelsea. Its Eghbali.If anything when Eghbali left cuz his wife was ill. Boehly succeeded won the Conference League and Club World Cup. Stop pinning the blame on him. Its not him that runs operations its Eghabli
no VAR check?
imagine losing 3-0 to forest when the refs are rigging it for you lmao
Someone explain why Forest aren't getting a pen for that? Sanchez chins the poor fucker in the face
>>154516880I refuse to believe this
Lmfaooo performative forrest acting like this is just as serious.
>>154516911> ?Fuck off Frenchie
y do pakis get two spaces on the plastic fans board
The hell is up with the Forest manager’s hair? Bad transplant?
>>154516957watched it with my own eyes on CBS golazo
>>154516903sad, hope he recovers :(
>>154516959what team is forrest? do you mean forest?
>Woods on>Chelsea’s 4th choice gk onOh no no no
>>154516959It is for them. It keeps them in the PL
VAR gonna bother having a look or what
>>154516948True, Eghbali is the problem, and Boehlingz needs to assassinate him.Boehly did well with playing the rules and find loophole that even Saudis couldn't match Chelsea's spending
>>154516948no one cares about your eggball man m8
80S FOOTBALL IS BACKwait they're taking them off nvm
Nice to see the Chelsea fans applaud their own player walking off after just risking his life for the club.
concussionsubmaxing is the new meta
>comes off the bench>gets an assist>goes off 5 mins lateruh based
>>154516948>tax haven posterBoehly hands typed this post.
why do they even have this concussion protocol shit if the FA just said headers don't cause brain damage or whatever
>>154516986>b-b-bloodOh jeez guys this sport is a bit too barbaric for me.
>no replay
>>154516999FA is very performativethe kneeling lasted for a long time because the FA likes performative actions that cost them nothing
>Has Sanchez is shit>Buys Petkovic is decent>Gets sent to Bournemouth>Then gets Penders is decent>Loans Penders out to Strasbourg instead>Sanchez is back is shitWhat the fuck is Chelsea smoking
>>154516948You've just secured more Boehly bucks for Ireland good lad.
>concussion substitutionsGame's gone
>chelsea didn't use their concussion subgood to keep it in the holster for the next head clash this game
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO BASTARDS THEY WERE PAID BY EMERY
VAR bottled it
>>154517005>no replay>no var checkBlatant bias
This is such a great watch. Forest completely relaxed and the Chelshit mercenaries too shit at football to do a thing.
>>154516999they do cause brain damage, are you daft
no pen? was a blatant pen
>>154516948blueco as a whole are responsible as an ownership groupboehly bought their best players, true, but he massively overspent on them and made huge losses in the first season leading to egbhali taking over implenting the brighton youth model as a way to recoup those losses (it failed horribly and now they're in billions of debt)
HEAD INJURIES*BANG BANG BANG BANG*HEAD INJURIES*BANG BANG BANG*
Can anyone actually explain why that wasn’t reviewed, let alone shown a replay?
>>154517027>mogs your cranium
>>154517020FA already said they don't there's no proof
>>154517027>*BANG BANG BANG BANG*
Does that mean Gibbs-White misses the semi final?
>>154517019forest have unironically looked like a top 6 side since perreira took over
To be positive at least for Chelsea. The fans aren't leaving despite being 3-0 down YET
>>154516969I don't doubt it but I'm counting on you having been drunk at the time and missing some nuance
sesko, delap, gyokeressign, loan out, kill?
>>154517032You can't show blood on TV unless it's an advert for tampons.
>>154516999Headers don't, trip-san, but they're stopping the game because lads keep nutting each other.
Chelsea got an undeserved penalty after two blatant dives which weren't punished PGMOL helped them far beyond what was necessary but they're just too shit
Having more concussed players than league goals scored over the span of a month has to be a world record.
>>154517040well yeah its in their best interest to say that
>>154517045marinakas would make him play even if he was having seizures >>154517052I'm teetotal for 10 years brother
HELLO HELLOWE'RE THE CONCUSSION BOYSHELLO HELLOWE'RE THE CONCUSSION BOYSAND IF YOU'RE A BRAIN FAN SURRENDER OR YOU'LL DIEWE ALL FOLLOW THE CONCUSSIONS
what's your favourite chelsea chant lads mine is CHELSEA CHELSEA CHELSEA CHELSEA CHELSEA CHELSEA CHELSEA CHELSEA CHELSEA CHELSEA CHELSEA CHELSEA CHELSEA CHELSEA CHELSEA CHELSEA
>>154517045Probably yes
>ARE YOU TOTTENHAM IN DISGUISE
>chelsea have resorted to fouling relentlessly any danger of a yellow card
>>154517053kill delap sign gyockeres fuck sesko
reminder it isnt out of the realm of possibility for forest to finish above chelsea now
>>154516999You think two players were carried off because they headed the ball?
>>154517071I liked when Huth used to get the ball and everyone went "HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOF!"
>>154517045Only if he is diagnosed with an actual concussion
>>154517053sign>cockeresloan out>tescokill>delap
Chelsea are getting murdered out there
>goal drought overaw man
finally some black excellence
He's offside.
Very disrespectful to score with his head in light of what has happened.
i was really bad at heading the ball and got concussed from it multiple times
offside
that's off 100%
Obviously offside but PGMOL will give it
Shall we switch to Hearts vs Rangers lads after this? OH WAIT. 3-0 MOST DANGEROUS LEAD
>>154517100HOWEVAR
MILES OFF
can see the lines myself that's off
ERA OFF
OFFSIDE HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
HAHAHAHAHAHA
Lmao
KWABshit club
really shouldn't take that long to check
i love var sinson
anyone remember when they said var was for clear and obvious errors only
>Chelsea fans chanting "WE'VE NEARLY SCORED WE'VE NEARLY SCORED"KEK
>poosea
>finally scores after 3000 years>anulated
>>154517053sesko is the best striker in the league. I'd loan out delap because I want him to work, kill gyokeres cause he already peaked
>>154517144And the record long goalless streak continues
WE NEED MORE BLACKS
>>154517131trying to figure out if they change the frame "the ball leaves the foot" to make him on but failedthey did the same against west ham and ruled a goal out because his ear was offside at one point
Rentboys flooding out of the exits. You won't want to hear how they raised money to pay for their tickets!
was forest really 6x odds before the game?
IS THERE A FIRE DRILL?
>>154517157i got a 10er on at 13/2
WHERE ARE THEY GOING?
>>154517144Reminder that the 5cm rule is for Liverpool only.
dissatisfied customers
oh look a yellow for chelseai can't believe my eyes
4pm and it's a holiday. Shameless plastics.
>>154517162>world champions
chelsea plastics streaming from the stadium
>>154517162Fulham
>>154517144honestly this is retarded, you could see he was even actively checking to stay in the line with defender to not fuck up, yet he did by few centimeters a no human can control when the defender is dancing around there
>physio has a modcut
reminder that the US CWC was rigged because boehly is mates with trump and infantino
IS THERE A FIRE DRILL
BROS WHERE ARE THEY GOING
Nonce Forest DESTROYS rentboys
>>154517144Really gay use of technology
yeah I dunno how I feel about that, on one hand it's kinda weak and gay but on the other hand why would they stick around and watch these overpaid faggots stink up the field
Forest fans are sovl, keeping the EFL classic chants alive in the PL
>>154517162Pub
I wouldn’t even be here if I didn’t want to say something salacious and inflammatory. This place is your containment zone but for me it’s just a playground. And your in-jokes are not funny, never have been.
B-b-b-but Chelsea won the esteemed Club World Cup. Why aren't they playing like the best team in the world??
>>154517192They've already paid, might as well watch all of it and then boo at the end.
remember when they won the CWC and Palmer was everywhere, in advertisements and everythingall that for such a meh player
REMINDER
>>154517200you talk like a fag and your shit's all retarded
>>154517192>on one hand it's kinda weak and gayyes
>This place is your containment zone but for me it’s just a playground
>>154517186Home
>>154517213if MGW doesn't get in the world cup squad Tuchel is a fraud
>>154517216>4 years wearing a Mickey Mouse cup badgekek
>>154517221he should be starting
>>154517221he won't make it to june if he doesn't recover from his concussion in time for the europa league
Was Palmer ever good?
RORY DELAP MASTERCLASS
NO EUROPE FOR CHELSHIT THE £3BN BOTTLE JOBS!
>>154517230best player in the league under poch
manager drinking beer out of a water bottle
>>154517224on this seasons form anderson mgw and rice would be one of the best equipped midfields in the world t b h
might go to bed
>>154517216Is the previous winner automatically qualified? At this rate they won't even be able to defend it.
>This Chelsea run is basically imploding John Pedo's world cup hopeskek
now this is a team that needs an 80000 seat stadium
>go out and get my washing machine cleaner>miss another goal
kino angle of the head clashhttps://x.com/robinibiza/status/2051314166720250152
Plastic fans leaving early
>>154517270should have got calgon washing machines live longer with calgon
>>154517270I've used that. The machine was still dirty after.
>>154517270what does a doctor know about cleaning washing machines
>still 9 more minutes of this
>>154517279well said
>>154517279don't need calgon lad, chad soft water area here>>154517283its never let me down before lad>>154517286everything
>>154517279As a kid I confused calgol with calpol, and wondered why washing machines needed medicine
>>154517283So was your mother but I wasn’t complaining
i use colgate on my washing machine
MOST
>+9Ref really wants to be the protagonist.
>>154517274Really don't understand how that was a penalty. It's the same bullshit they pull when someone breaks their ankle not because of the challenge and yet they still red card the player who was nearest
STRIKERRRRRRRRRRRRRR
PEDROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
WE DID IT REDDIT
foul in the buildupso tiresome
great goal, plus there's still enough time to make it 4-1
incoming 3-3
Chelsea given 9 mins to break the goal drought...
John Paedo scores a worldie
TWAT
pedro black excellence
>>154517265He's back.
regardless of the result the fans still in the stadium will remember that goal for a long time
crisp goal
>>154517253It may come as a big shock to you, but FIFA have said it's likely to be expanded beyond 32 clubs, so Chelsea will end up getting in regardless
1st goal in 566mins played
>>154517332All 5 of them will be thrilled
>score a goal bringing us back momentum>pass it sideways
this could turn into a vital point for the conference league race
Goal of the month
Make the new thread
>>154517351Passed it sideways and backwards for the goal
>>154517361
>>154517361high foot - dangerous play, yellow card and free kick to forest
>that crippled nigga in the back
>>154517367What's the point. Forest are massive
>>154517371keked at this fella yelling at McAtee.
crigga
>>154517361foot that high, red card for me. lad shouldn't be on the pitch.
>>154517371arrest himhe's a crip
>>154517361in the context of the match it's a nothing burger, so not really a goal of the month contender.
>>154517371next Chelsea manager right there
Yeah Forest are safe
Rentboys sacked Man Ager Rosenior for this?
>>154517371>born a chelsea fanpoor lil cunt
>>154517416>highest iq in tbe stadium
>>154517414This game was a big improvement compared to his management.