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Bank Holiday Monday afternoon Premier League action

KO 15:00 UK

Chelsea: Sanchez, Gusto, Chalobah, Adarabioyo, Cucurella, Caicedo, Lavia, Palmer, Fernandez (c), Derry, Pedro.
>Subs: Jorgensen, Acheampong, Colwill, Fofana, James, Hato, Santos, Essugo, Delap.

Forest: Sels, Abbott, Cunha, Morato, Netz, Yates (c), McAtee, Dominguez, Bakwa, Jesus, Awoniyi.
>Subs: Ortega, Milenkovic, Da Silva Moreira, Williams, Anderson, Gibbs-White, Hutchinson, Lucca, Wood.
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incredibly disappointed forest are fielding a backup XI. wouldve liked to see their strongest team smash chelsea and villa both. fuck emery either way
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>>154515428
What did Emery do? Ohh... he just lost against fucking Tottenham
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>>154515437
on purpose i might add
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Imagine the scenario where Forest are relegated but also secure Champions League qualification through winning Europa League
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so who are we supporting? forest?
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>>154515474
are you plastic or sovl
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>>154515412
What holiday is it
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>>154515499
Jews having a day off
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my friend is there

i have no one to tell about this irl
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>>154515596
your friend will witness IGOR JESUS DA GOAT
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>>154515412
no GOATnacho?
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>>154515616
i have his kit. >our drogba
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>>154515499
uk celebrates star wars day now
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Emery's cowardice is spreading. Get that vile vampire OUT of the PREMIER LEAGUE.
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>retards on here genuinely thought Pereira would put his strongest team out against Chelsea just to lose to Villa despite having a one leg lead
Fucking hell
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>>154515789
better to win one game than lose both
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I miss Rosenior. This new Chelski manager doesn't respect the ball or age men enough for my liking
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>Jesse Derry is making his debut for Chelsea today.
When did Chelsea start having little looksmaxxing twinks?
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>WE HATE CHELSEA
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>>154515794
Thanks Michael
>>154515816
He looks like a normal teenager
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Sels masterclass incoming
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Fucks sake
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Yes you…
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>>154515816
>this is Shaun Derry's son
Definitely feeling old now
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lmao
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never in doubt kek
worst chelsea side in 20 years
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If Pochettino wasn’t sacked Chelsea would’ve been top 3 right now and Palmer would be winning the Ballon D’Or
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Yes, anon, you have something to tell me? I'm all ears.
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I went for a quick dump before the match started and I've already missed a Fowest goal? Fuck sake
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Anyone got a clip of the goal?
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can't believe a team full of kids with a badgeless coach is shit
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We're the mighty rentboys
We will score some goals
From James and Cucu, we're the best
Whip it up to Coles!
Gooooo CHELSEA!
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wtf im late because I thought it started at 15:30 and forest already fucking scored
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>>154515930
goals dot zone
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Jesse Derrylondonderry
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>>154515930
https://streamff.com/v/107e4f08
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>>154515930
https://streamff.com/v/107e4f08
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>>154515816
He looks like that model that can pass for a teenager
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wow an early yellow card for a soft foul

what a surprise
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>>154515940
Ta very much mate
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>>154515947
>>154515949
Pedophilic posts
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>>154515947
>>154515949
Now kiss
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>>154515947
>>154515949
Ain’t clicking that boss
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>>154515952
He can actually run and jump as if he were a teenager
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>>154515816
we got mudryk at home ass nigga
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>>154515952
You can get banned for posting underage kids
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100% pen
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That's a penalty.
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Era
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PEN-ALTY
PEN-ALTY
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Absolute disasterclass
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era
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Always a pen
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>>154515932
No way you’re making excuses against Nottingham Forest’s second string
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Gusto is a full on retard and should be the first to go in the summer. Then the rest can follow him
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DOGSO too so it's a red

if not i'm watching the 3rd rigged game in 3 days
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arsenal would get away with it
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He's lucky to be on the pitch
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Has a penalty been given? Dont have the game on
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What does he even DO
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>>154515991
don't support chelsea ftr

just talking about them like the shit club they are

the ownership are going to go into receivership at this rate
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CHELSEA GENERAL
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Holy crap Chelsea isn’t going to be in euopre next season
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>>154515996
confirmed rigged

refs desperate to save spurs AND help chelsea get UCL
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/CUG/ INCOMING
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>>154516013
Nothing escapes you
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We get banned for talking about Chelsea in /epl/ btw
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we in the Yid Army are laughing at the rentboys blue scum
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Chelsea must have the least intelligent team in the prem on average
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>>154516013
nah think of the loss of revenue
they’ll never let it happen
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Bakwa is good
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this is what happens when you drop garnacho
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1 billion spent gets you this
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>fire poch and maresca because they weren't yes men
Only relegation can save this club from the grasp of blueco...fucking parasites
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The downfall of Lelsea this season has been even better than Spuds. Brilliant season for hatewatching
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>>154516029
No you don't Liversissy. You get banned for posting your fantasies about Isa Slot.
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Apologize
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>>154516040
Maresca was a scumbag at the end of the day.
Pochettino, on the other hand, got absolutely screwed over after saving the club.
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good momentum for forest

villa fucked up yesterday by throwing it away and pissing me off by letting spurs win - but you can't just switch it on and off

forest do villa in the week
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>>154516037
>1 billion
Which currency are you using? It's more than double that in GBP.
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>>154516043
Spurs and Chelsea owe this man a lifetime of apologies
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If Forest win this (they most likely will now), they'll only be SIX points behind Lelsea. They could genuinely finish the season above them
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It must be so hard to be a Chelsea fan rn. Like the resources are there its not being utilized by Eghbali.
And for people for blame Boehly its not his fault. Eghbali runs the day to day operations
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can't even hear the plastic chav rentboy customers
Forest fans drowning them out
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OH NONONONONOONO
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>>154516092
based Marinakischad
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>>154516009
yeah i'm not that convinced by this guy. he came in with rosenoir level of hype and palmares but he's not impressing me
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Forest's second XI are ALL OVER THEM this is such a great watch
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>>154515412
Why is the match on in the middle of the day?
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>>154516077
And next season, Chelsea will probably get rellied
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>>154516110
Holiday in Bongland.
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>>154516009
benefits from kinetic academy mafia nepotism

doesn't even have his badges

blueco are worse owners than the glazers
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>>154516110
Its a public holiday. Everyone gets a day off. Loads of footy today
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rentboys getting shagged
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>>154516110
bank holiday
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>>154516110
whole country got sacked on friday
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>Cole palmer getting away with a tactical foul
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>>154515428
Lol
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I'm confused, is this Rosenior's fault or not??
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why are then rent boys chanting about Spurs when they are far, far, far worse than them on form (Spurs 11th Chelsea 19th LMFAO!)
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>>154516110
Literally says in the first line of the OP.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bank_holiday
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can't wait for some proper football after this. Hearts v Rangers corr what a spectacle awaits
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>>154516135
Scott Parker is probably watching this kek
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thiago silva looks like he's going to puke
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They spent billions on this squad and are playing some youth bum right wing lmfaoooo
Get that shit cunt HOOKED and shipped out IMMEDIATELY
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forest is way more based than I would ever think, also they are in great form, scored 10 goals in last 3 matches
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tuchel loving the demise of blueco's CFC LDN
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That Derry kid has an early 00s player vibe. He was born in the wrong era.
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Forest are European royalty
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>wearing contact lenses
>not aura farming with Edgar Davids style goggles
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Reminder - do not even THINK about posting half time slags ITT
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>>154516169
>anyone else born wrong era???
no he's just shite
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Time to bring Garnacho on
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>>154516177
I fink the jannies get the day off work today. Either that, or they're getting paid time and a half for working on a Bank Holiday
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>>154516182
Time and a half of nothing is still nothing
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>>154515499
Bank
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>forest fans giving oles every time chelsea pass
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>>154516187
You mean to tell me they do it for free???
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>>154516158
Scott Parker is a quitter anyway. Anytime a team he coaches gets relegated he resigns. Fulham, Bournemouth and Burnley for example
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>>154515816
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>>154516187
bodied that dyscalculiac freak
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>>154516187
>>154516196
wait, how do they provide for their wives and kids then???
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This is great.
What a fucking shit club Chelsea is, owned and supported by useless wankers.
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>>154516208
Not their kid so doesn't matter
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they're gonna lose to spurs
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who the FUCK is jesse derry kek
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need to pop out and buy some washing machine cleaner

was down on my list of tasks to do today, thought I had some in but i don't
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>>154516227
a kid with "potential" they robbed from the palace academy
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>>154516227
>jesse derry
that's a name I will milk for all it's worth
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>>154516227
Right now, he's chelseas best player and producer of their only shot on target
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>>154516212
They're also cheating scumbags. They deserve much worse than this.
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Vile diving rentboy.
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BOOK HIM FOR DIVING
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ynr this is forest's b team
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>>154516233
leave the clothes in the rain
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>same old Chelsea
>always cheating
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So he's booked for diving... because?
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>Jesse here doctor I need my willy delopped off toute suite derry
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cynical fouls and dives in the box but no yellows

corrupt league
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This is Forest's half a B-Team and are winning against Chelsea best XI. What does this make Chelsea.
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>>154516259
*not
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>>154516264
not to mention no red for the DOGSO foul that led to the penalty
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ERA
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That could have been, at least, reviewed.
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>another dive
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Chelsea have switched it on. Back to world-class football as always
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RENT BOY KNOCKED CLEAN OUT
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rigged league fucking disgrace
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DEAD

HES FUCKING DEAD
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BENULDY
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oh fuck hes dead
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heem
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RIP one or both of these lads
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this semen slurping dive sport aint for me
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EL RIGGATONI
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i dont think it was a pen
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so is forest officially safe now?
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Is....is he dead?
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>pen
for what?
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>shakes his hand
>no response
HE'S KILLED HIM
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they killed Derringz
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>>154516306
I agree. None of them were pens and there should've been a red for the dives.
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hope you lot are proud of yourselves for poking fun at this young upstart derry
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Look, I know the kids dead but it was a 50/50. Not a foul not a benuldy. GOOD EBENING.
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50/50 desu
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Get up Jesse you soft cunt
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>dat ass on the physio
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My stream froze at the moment of the foul. I beg of you for a clip.
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HE WAS ONLY 17

HE CANT BE DEAD
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Rip jesse londonderry
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>>154516324
*londonderry
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ref directly to blame for this for not punishing the blatant cheating by Chelshit FC
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no replay yet of the supposed foul
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>dies on his debut
Garnacho voodoo working full time
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corr look at that arse
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>let him die, let him die, let him die
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When they cut back to the players after the ref pen pointing bollocks cam it looked like Derry's foot was convulsing to me. Minimum a bad concussion I'd bet.
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We are looking at a corpse.....
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>not even a var review
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Oh fuck the neckbrace. He’s fucking paralyzed.
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It is my unfortunate responsibility to let everyone know that Jesse Derry has passed away
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HE CANT FEEL HIS LEGS
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rip bozo
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how 'bout you sideburns?
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Todd worrying about the lost sale value
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>>154516361
Quite possibly the worst trim I've ever seen
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The refs have 3 boards now? Why can't they just pre program the next number like the old ones?
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JESSE'S IN A BOX
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>>154516362
>implying TBoehlz will care
He's not black
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based zooming in on him on the floor

none of this woke only showing the crowd nonsense
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SHOW THE FUCKING REPLAY
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>giving a pen for a clash of heads
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HE IS DEAD HE IS DEAD A MAN DIED
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>>154516358
anal bleeding?
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>>154516361
Proper caveman look
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>>154516377
But then we'll all know it wasn't a foul
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>>154516377
this
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post the replay you fucking boring retards
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>>154516373
how about woke not showing the replay nonsense
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Who is that woman confirming the sub with the 4th official? She went back to the chelsea bench, is she the one calling the subs?
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>no replay
The most cucked league. The most cucked country. The most cucked government. The most cucked people.
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>chelshit
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>>154516362
insured for 100m
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shame, what a rotten way to leave and he was playing with intent too
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>>154516361
cuz after aaaalllll
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https://x.com/LigasTopFutbol/status/2051312934412808494

can someone make it a webm
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>>154516378
How is it any different to getting to the ball first with your feet than your head? You wouldn't say it wasn't a penalty if a player got to the ball and a defender then took out his ankles.
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Imagine dying on your debut KWAB
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Just cancel the game already. 3 points to forest.
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>>154516406
Yep. They can
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>>154516361
poundland leighton baines
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>buy mudryk
>banned for PEDs

>find tesco value mudryk at palace academy
>dead
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>makes league debut
>dies
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of this stays a pen then the fix is genuinely in. and after villa not even showing up yesterday theres no doubt in my mind this league is rigged like 90s serie a
not even a var review for a clash of heads in the box
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anyone have a webm of the incident?
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>>154516406
HOW THE FUCK IS THAT A PENALTY
He jumped in to the Forest player!! VILE CHELSHIT SCUM
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>>154516406
He's absolutely fucking nutted him
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>>154516406
HE WON THE FUCKING BALL

CORRUPT RIGGED FAGGOT LEAGUE
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Villa lads shaking rn.
Not only will they certainly lose, some of them may not walk off the pitch.
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reminds me of this
george earthy knocked out by own teammate 3 minutes into his senior debut
on his next appearance after injury he scored within 3 minutes
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Oh no no no
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I think it's a pen, you have to time the challenge right
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LMAO

CHELSHIT
>>
kwab
>>
ehehehehehehe
you shite bastards
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>>154516406
>>
HE DIED FOR NOTHING
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>>154516406
out cold before he hits the ground.
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FUCKING LOL
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JESSE DERRY DIED FOR NOTHING
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cunt palmer
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CHELSHIT CHELSHIT CHELSHIT
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poor kid
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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kid gave his life for this
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>chelshit
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Jesse died for nothing
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This is just sad
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fucking kek
KEK

K E K

K L E N K
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Told you a sels masterclass was coming
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>player dies
>miss the pity penalty
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BALL DON'T LIE
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>kid gets seriously injured when putting the best performance out of all the Chelsea players
>Delap comes on smiling

Fuck everything about these players.
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>>154516442
>this is a penalty in 2026
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>>154516406
We just witnessed a career ender. Also never a pen.
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this is the best
fuck chelsea
can't even score a rigged penalty against forest's second xi
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No replay on the head clash?
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>>154516442
>get headbutted winning the ball
>other guy dies
>penalty to chelshit

such a piss take shit league

west ham robbed saturday
villa throw the game against spurs yesterday
forest getting rigged today
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Palmer is so shit
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>>154516476
>>154516406
learn how to scroll threads you fucking thick mong
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>>154516442
thx mate
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Kek
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just tuned in why is it in the 57th min of the first half?
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>45+13
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>>154516491
It's 3rd period
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>>154516491
old school 90s streaker
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>>154516491
Derry died
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>>154516442
Never a pen but fucking hell that looked bad. Can't imagine having a worse debut as a player unless you shat yourself, scored 4 own goals and died
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What's he thinking?
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>>154516491
Someone died
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>>154516442
Absolutely jotad.
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>+5
right
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>slop six team is losing? QUICK add on infinity minutes so they can score
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>>154516491
Chelsea need a goal. Please understand.
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>>154516491
they're trialing water/ad breaks for the world cup
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>>154516505
thinking about that half-time gyro
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Chelsea are awful. Joao Pedro is dog shit
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how do forest create so much kino? im a life long forester after this season
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>>154516491
Bank Holiday.
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>>154516442
KWADB
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>>154516520
he's a nonce too

joao pedo
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DONT EVEN THINK ABOUT POSTING THEM
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how is gyro pronounced
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>>154516442
>One minute you're making your debut
>The next you're fucking compost
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Chelsea have not scored a goal in the PL in 8 and a half hours
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Miss him yet?
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POST SLAGS
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>>154516536
yeeroe
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>>154516541
May they never score again.
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>>154516404
Kek
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>>154516561
God bless your soul
never let them win
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>>154516548
>I'm aging men, hallelujah, I'm aging men
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>>154516541
press S to spit on chelshit

>>154516555
can't believe you've done this
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>post slags
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>>154516541
The entire Iran conflict could have started and ended between Chelsea scoring.
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Chelsea are shit.
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Forrest player deserved to be the one gasping for air. I hope he finds a way to break his own neck and hopefully die.
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>>154516541
literally what the fuck happened to them? I don't really follow the EPL
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>>154516555
love trannys
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why does the media keep trying to sell us on how great Cole Palmer is
>>
Wait what
why are half time slags banned
they are a cornerstone of /sp/
>>
GET RID OF ALL ENGLISH SHITTERS FROM MY CLUB PLEASE
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>>154516584
Forrest? What team is Forrest? Do you mean Forest?
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amazing how Chelsea went from the smart/sharp pick to win the league to the absolute dross we see before us
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>>154516584
>American education
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>>154516595
Nathan Bedford Forrest, Confederate army general and first Grand Wizard of the KKK.
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>>154516548
In English, "Nottingham Forest", if you split the two words is "Nottingham" and "Forest", so there is a forest in Nottingham
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chelsea are below brighton with worse GD

blueco were inspired by brighton's model, spent 2 bil+ copying it and ended up worse

CHELSHIT
Chelshit
chelshit
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>>154516595
Nottingham Forrest Gump
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>>154516593
Rentboys got them banned. Hateful against their sexuality.
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I don't fucking know what kind of project that blueco wants. Can't win, and nobody going to buy these shitter
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>>154516587
Already shit players downed tools.

Now they realise they're not even able to lift them any more. Some of them also somehow believe they're going to play in the world cup and are putting in even less effort.
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I love how pundits are paid $1000s to tell us what we've just seen. What would we do without them?
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>>154516584
he won the ball you rentboy
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>>154516541
how big is your bradders reaction folder lad?
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>>154516595
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>>154516613
They thought they could moneyball the league. Only instead of spending very little carefully, they spent a fucking fortune
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>>154516584
>try to head a ball
>opposing player’s header follow through concusses you
>ref somehow calls it a pen
>dumbass on /sp/ calls for your death
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>>154516609
you really undercut my gif with this
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>>154516541
you just know these shitters are going to scam their way to fa cup
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>>154516624
you ain't got no brain lootenant derry
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>>154516623
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>>154516561
Thank you for your service
>>
Good morning I love women
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>>154516619
>to tell us what we've just seen.
they're paid to lie

watch the coverage of the villa spurs game

no mention of emery playing a B team and having no shots on target until 90+5 when they scored or the fact emery didn't make a change until the 60th minute when he replaced the striker

they talked about spurs like they were playing PSG liquid football
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does anyone know why webms wont load for me in the brave browser
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>>154516594
Which one have you got an issue with?
Ronald been a decent investment, and Big Bo's solid.
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>>154516642
Yeah and your pissant favorite isn’t going to win anything.
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>>154516655
Because you've installed a crypto miner.
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>>154516655
Patent claims involved with VP9 codec were upheld in court recently so Brave had to remove WebM support
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So is the kid alive? I had to stop watching while he was still laying on the pitch.
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I love Jule so much it's unreal ;__;
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I don't think i'll be alive for much longer
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>>154516671
he's been pronounced dead at westminster hospital
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>>154516671
bad concussion but he was moving his arms voluntarily so he's not paralyzed
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>>154516655
on mobile they don’t load u less you open them in another tab, site is borke
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>Chelsea haven't scored a league goal since Joao Pedro netted their fourth in the 64th minute of their 4-1 win over Aston Villa on 4 March, two months ago.

>Chelsea haven't scored at home in the league since 21 February, doing so in a 1-1 draw with Burnley.

>And they haven't won at home in the league since 31 January (3-2 against West Ham).
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>ads are all just the same soulless slop now

How about an advert that just shows me a product and service and explain why I need it
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>>154516666
i dont care about that at all when this is the benefit
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>speaks at least four languages and does live translations of player interviews for bozos like micah richards
that's are kate
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>>154516699
do you have a moaning license
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>>154516711
Not my type but id give it a go
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>>154516699
i like adverts that tell me i need a mixed-race spouse and 2.5 children
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>>154516699
had an idea for a denim jeans ad where karl pilkington is in a plain room just saying that he likes them because they fit
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>>154516619
i like the ones from tnt champions league that just yell and laugh
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>>154516629
I'm very curious to know what ""stats""" they look for before signing all these shitters.
There's no way you can justify buying Fofana for like 70 millions pounds!!!! What fucking stat did he bring, and that is just 1 (one) example
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that cunt dead yet?
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Chelsea with Drogba and Lampard would have never given up like this shambolic performance
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>>154516699
burgers?
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hol on hol on hol on
chelsea bulls a tek rapidtappy? nahhhhh
yeah dis u gon get for sacking sir rosenior
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>>154516709
This is since july 2020 when i switched laptops.
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>>154516732
wouldnt have even came off in the 70s
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>>154516699
no, you must watch the quirky dance routine with a interracial couple for a toilet roll product
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>>154516729
They kept buying kids who had one good season or who were "acadamy prospects"

You can gamble with 1 or 2 of these but you can't build an entire fucking team of them without some mature players to give them the kick up the arse they sometimes need.
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>>154516666
Chill out gigasatan
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I like the commercial with the fat bald and dumb white guy being helped by the large and helpful black fellow
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>>154516740
mine had 20k in about 2 weeks
i dont care what crypto nonsense theyre doing, i dont have to watch ads
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>>154516740
>time saved - 5.22 days
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>>154516729
probably look at their potential ceiling on Football Manager
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I wonder what riggatoni the second half has in store for us?
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>>154516711
The best woman in the entire sport. Dalglish's daughter is a close 2nd
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>>154516761
unironically is the case.
when SI abandoned the release of Football Manager 25, a lot of data analysts punched a wall.
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>>154516711
bitch unironically uses the term "mansplaining"
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>>154516755
Its a shame the one i was using before brave+ublock origin got expelled from the app store
AdNauseam would open the ad in the background and cost the people running the ads money, while not showing it to you. Ended up causing 20k in damages.
>>154516760
much more if we count all the youtube ads that are unskippable and somehow longer than 5 seconds
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Jesse Derry confirmed DEAD
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>cacarella
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>kid got a brain bleed
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>>154516779
gotta replay the match :^)
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>>154516775
I don't believe that based on her banter, I will need proof
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>>154516779
He's stable and in hospital, having some precautionary tests done. He'll be fine
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I am racist to whatever causes Cucurella hair
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LMAO
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KWABsea
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>>154516770
Natalie was best until she married Smatterface and got walled.
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I just heard from my friend Meltzer that they had to cut Derry's head and lift his brain out of his skull to fix the bleeding
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i hope the city bulls will be capable of defending neoliberal values
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Villa is next,
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AHAaaHAAAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAAAHAHAAHAHAHAHAH
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>London
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>>154516798
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>>154516798
ok how you know?
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looks off
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>>154516788
Cucureya looks like this at high speed
Players can't resist grabbing
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behind the ball
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sir rosenior smirking in his canary wharf flat rn
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:)))
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Miles off, what a let-off for Lelsea
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make up call for the penalty
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That’s onside
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My fraud manager (Carrick) got dominated by these wasters
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>>154516764
Mamacita tetas
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how are chelshit so incredibly shit?
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don't think this manyounger is an improvement on rosenoir tbg
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>>154516709
or you could just use ublock instead
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Blueco about to get liquidated
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>>154516818
HOWEVER
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>>154516810
lad
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Now just keep a clean sheet for maximum humiliation
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LOL
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forest are on something like a 30-5 goals for-against streak over the last 10 games
undefeated in like 12, included 2 against porto, 2 against villa, and manchester city
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>>154516828
I use both, they dont seem to clash with eachother
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>Since 31 January the only team Chelsea have beaten at home has been Port Vale.

lmfao
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the intern that draws the offside lines on these fake 3D renders is really taking a lot of creative liberties lately
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anderson is unironically better than enzo
real madrid are going for the wrong player
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I hope we don't hear picrel still sucking Eghbali's cock next week. Getting embarrassing.
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>>154516814
Swiss women look like THAT?!
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>>154516828
6.5 million for me
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I genuinely think I'm a better footballer than Delap, and I've not played a full match since high school
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>>154516837
and one soon-to-be fatality
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>cacarella
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>>154516838
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>>154516825
One of their beloved teammates just got paralysed from the waist down half an hour ago from a disgusting headbutt.
Impossible to be competitive in these conditions.
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i tried looking up "derry london hospital news" but i get bombarded with unionist content instead
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>>154516837
Didn't Wolves have a similar run under Pereira last season?
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>>154516786
micah richards was explaining how griezmann was leaning back when he shot which caused him to hit the crossbar against arsenal and she said "thanks for mansplaining that to me" without a hint of levity and got pissed off when they asked her what she meant by that
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>>154516869
who? i missed the first half
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reminder the chelsea lads follow through is what caused the contact with abbott and that its never a penalty
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*buys your overpriced shitter*
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>>154516850
Sure, but Anderson covers the homegrown player quota in England. Marinakis would be dumb to sell him overseas when he can get way more locally.
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Forest owner is a genius
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>>154516894
best owner in the league

greek abramovich
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boehling is actually genuis because he knows that the lower the finish in the league the better the draft picks you get
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>>154516888
well the lad is dead and Poomer missed so doesn't really matter does it
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>>154516881
Chelsea veteran "Big" Jesse Derry >>154516442
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>rekt chelsea on the pitch
>rekt villa on the chess board
sheesh i underestimated forest
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Another one?
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You worthless rentboys wankers deserve this
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>just kill the opponent
what the fuck are these tactics ?
>>
Another heem
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This is a fucking bloodbath, throw in the towel
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blatant pen that
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>another head collision
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So it's not a pen when Chelsea's keeper flattens the Forest striker?
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pen to chelsea for a clash of heads

no pen to forest for a punch in the face
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WTF AGAIN
i thought my stream skipped back again for a second
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how is that not a pen lmao
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game is so back
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>>154516911
I think Chelsea players are trying to kill themselves
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red card for the forest man for me clive
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this looks more like a pen than the one before
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>losing 3-0 at home
>injure opponent
>he is replaced by chris “goals” wood
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sir tuchel!
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>>154516891
Why do you people blame Boehly. Just because he's a white man with a lot money? He is not responsible for the day to day operations of Chelsea. Its Eghbali.
If anything when Eghbali left cuz his wife was ill. Boehly succeeded won the Conference League and Club World Cup. Stop pinning the blame on him. Its not him that runs operations its Eghabli
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no VAR check?
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imagine losing 3-0 to forest when the refs are rigging it for you lmao
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Someone explain why Forest aren't getting a pen for that? Sanchez chins the poor fucker in the face
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>>154516880
I refuse to believe this
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Lmfaooo performative forrest acting like this is just as serious.
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>>154516911
> ?
Fuck off Frenchie
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y do pakis get two spaces on the plastic fans board
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The hell is up with the Forest manager’s hair? Bad transplant?
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>>154516957
watched it with my own eyes on CBS golazo
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>>154516903
sad, hope he recovers :(
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>>154516959
what team is forrest? do you mean forest?
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>Woods on
>Chelsea’s 4th choice gk on
Oh no no no
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>>154516959
It is for them. It keeps them in the PL
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VAR gonna bother having a look or what
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>>154516948
True, Eghbali is the problem, and Boehlingz needs to assassinate him.
Boehly did well with playing the rules and find loophole that even Saudis couldn't match Chelsea's spending
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>>154516948
no one cares about your eggball man m8
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80S FOOTBALL IS BACK

wait they're taking them off nvm
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Nice to see the Chelsea fans applaud their own player walking off after just risking his life for the club.
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concussionsubmaxing is the new meta
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>comes off the bench
>gets an assist
>goes off 5 mins later
uh based
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>>154516948
>tax haven poster
Boehly hands typed this post.
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why do they even have this concussion protocol shit if the FA just said headers don't cause brain damage or whatever
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>>154516986
>b-b-blood
Oh jeez guys this sport is a bit too barbaric for me.
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>no replay
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>>154516999
FA is very performative
the kneeling lasted for a long time because the FA likes performative actions that cost them nothing
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>Has Sanchez is shit
>Buys Petkovic is decent
>Gets sent to Bournemouth
>Then gets Penders is decent
>Loans Penders out to Strasbourg instead
>Sanchez is back is shit
What the fuck is Chelsea smoking
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>>154516948
You've just secured more Boehly bucks for Ireland good lad.
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>concussion substitutions
Game's gone
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>chelsea didn't use their concussion sub

good to keep it in the holster for the next head clash this game
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NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO BASTARDS THEY WERE PAID BY EMERY
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VAR bottled it
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>>154517005
>no replay
>no var check
Blatant bias
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This is such a great watch. Forest completely relaxed and the Chelshit mercenaries too shit at football to do a thing.
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>>154516999
they do cause brain damage, are you daft
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no pen?
was a blatant pen
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>>154516948
blueco as a whole are responsible as an ownership group

boehly bought their best players, true, but he massively overspent on them and made huge losses in the first season leading to egbhali taking over implenting the brighton youth model as a way to recoup those losses (it failed horribly and now they're in billions of debt)
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HEAD INJURIES
*BANG BANG BANG BANG*
HEAD INJURIES
*BANG BANG BANG*
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Can anyone actually explain why that wasn’t reviewed, let alone shown a replay?
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>>154517027
>mogs your cranium
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>>154517020
FA already said they don't there's no proof
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>>154517027
>*BANG BANG BANG BANG*
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Does that mean Gibbs-White misses the semi final?
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>>154517019
forest have unironically looked like a top 6 side since perreira took over
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To be positive at least for Chelsea. The fans aren't leaving despite being 3-0 down YET
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>>154516969
I don't doubt it but I'm counting on you having been drunk at the time and missing some nuance
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sesko, delap, gyokeres
sign, loan out, kill?
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>>154517032
You can't show blood on TV unless it's an advert for tampons.
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>>154516999
Headers don't, trip-san, but they're stopping the game because lads keep nutting each other.
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Chelsea got an undeserved penalty after two blatant dives which weren't punished
PGMOL helped them far beyond what was necessary but they're just too shit
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Having more concussed players than league goals scored over the span of a month has to be a world record.
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>>154517040
well yeah its in their best interest to say that
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>>154517045
marinakas would make him play even if he was having seizures

>>154517052
I'm teetotal for 10 years brother
>>
HELLO HELLO
WE'RE THE CONCUSSION BOYS
HELLO HELLO
WE'RE THE CONCUSSION BOYS
AND IF YOU'RE A BRAIN FAN SURRENDER OR YOU'LL DIE
WE ALL FOLLOW THE CONCUSSIONS
>>
what's your favourite chelsea chant lads mine is CHELSEA CHELSEA CHELSEA CHELSEA CHELSEA CHELSEA CHELSEA CHELSEA CHELSEA CHELSEA CHELSEA CHELSEA CHELSEA CHELSEA CHELSEA CHELSEA
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>>154517045
Probably yes
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>ARE YOU TOTTENHAM IN DISGUISE
>>
>chelsea have resorted to fouling relentlessly
any danger of a yellow card
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>>154517053
kill delap sign gyockeres fuck sesko
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reminder it isnt out of the realm of possibility for forest to finish above chelsea now
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>>154516999
You think two players were carried off because they headed the ball?
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>>154517071
I liked when Huth used to get the ball and everyone went "HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOF!"
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>>154517045
Only if he is diagnosed with an actual concussion
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>>154517053
sign
>cockeres
loan out
>tesco
kill
>delap
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Chelsea are getting murdered out there
>>
>goal drought over
aw man
>>
finally some black excellence
>>
He's offside.
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Very disrespectful to score with his head in light of what has happened.
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i was really bad at heading the ball and got concussed from it multiple times
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offside
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that's off 100%
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Obviously offside but PGMOL will give it
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Shall we switch to Hearts vs Rangers lads after this?

OH WAIT. 3-0 MOST DANGEROUS LEAD
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>>154517100
HOWEVAR
>>
MILES OFF
>>
can see the lines myself that's off
>>
ERA OFF
>>
OFFSIDE HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>
LMAO

CHELSHIT
>>
HAHAHAHAHAHA
>>
Lmao
>>
KWAB
shit club
>>
really shouldn't take that long to check
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i love var sinson
>>
anyone remember when they said var was for clear and obvious errors only
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>Chelsea fans chanting "WE'VE NEARLY SCORED WE'VE NEARLY SCORED"
KEK
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>poosea
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>finally scores after 3000 years
>anulated
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>>154517053
sesko is the best striker in the league. I'd loan out delap because I want him to work, kill gyokeres cause he already peaked
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>>154517144
And the record long goalless streak continues
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WE NEED MORE BLACKS
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>>154517131
trying to figure out if they change the frame "the ball leaves the foot" to make him on but failed

they did the same against west ham and ruled a goal out because his ear was offside at one point
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Rentboys flooding out of the exits. You won't want to hear how they raised money to pay for their tickets!
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was forest really 6x odds before the game?
>>
IS THERE A FIRE DRILL?
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>>154517157
i got a 10er on at 13/2
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WHERE ARE THEY GOING?
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>>154517144
Reminder that the 5cm rule is for Liverpool only.
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dissatisfied customers
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oh look a yellow for chelsea

i can't believe my eyes
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4pm and it's a holiday. Shameless plastics.
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>>154517162
>world champions
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>>154517162
>world champions
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chelsea plastics streaming from the stadium
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>>154517162
Fulham
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>>154517144
honestly this is retarded, you could see he was even actively checking to stay in the line with defender to not fuck up, yet he did by few centimeters a no human can control when the defender is dancing around there
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>physio has a modcut
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reminder that the US CWC was rigged because boehly is mates with trump and infantino
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IS THERE A FIRE DRILL
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BROS WHERE ARE THEY GOING
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Nonce Forest DESTROYS rentboys
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>>154517144
Really gay use of technology
>>
yeah I dunno how I feel about that, on one hand it's kinda weak and gay but on the other hand why would they stick around and watch these overpaid faggots stink up the field
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Forest fans are sovl, keeping the EFL classic chants alive in the PL
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>>154517162
Pub
>>
I wouldn’t even be here if I didn’t want to say something salacious and inflammatory. This place is your containment zone but for me it’s just a playground. And your in-jokes are not funny, never have been.
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B-b-b-but Chelsea won the esteemed Club World Cup. Why aren't they playing like the best team in the world??
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>>154517192
They've already paid, might as well watch all of it and then boo at the end.
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remember when they won the CWC and Palmer was everywhere, in advertisements and everything

all that for such a meh player
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REMINDER
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>>154517200
you talk like a fag and your shit's all retarded
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>>154517192
>on one hand it's kinda weak and gay
yes
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>This place is your containment zone but for me it’s just a playground
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>>154517186
Home
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>>154517213
if MGW doesn't get in the world cup squad Tuchel is a fraud
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>>154517216
>4 years wearing a Mickey Mouse cup badge
kek
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>>154517221
he should be starting
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>>154517221
he won't make it to june if he doesn't recover from his concussion in time for the europa league
>>
Was Palmer ever good?
>>
RORY DELAP MASTERCLASS
>>
NO EUROPE FOR CHELSHIT THE £3BN BOTTLE JOBS!
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>>154517230
best player in the league under poch
>>
manager drinking beer out of a water bottle
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>>154517224
on this seasons form anderson mgw and rice would be one of the best equipped midfields in the world t b h
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might go to bed
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>>154517216
Is the previous winner automatically qualified? At this rate they won't even be able to defend it.
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>This Chelsea run is basically imploding John Pedo's world cup hopes
kek
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now this is a team that needs an 80000 seat stadium
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>go out and get my washing machine cleaner
>miss another goal
>>
kino angle of the head clash
https://x.com/robinibiza/status/2051314166720250152
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Plastic fans leaving early
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>>154517270
should have got calgon washing machines live longer with calgon
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>>154517270
I've used that. The machine was still dirty after.
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>>154517270
what does a doctor know about cleaning washing machines
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>still 9 more minutes of this
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>>154517279
well said
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>>154517279
don't need calgon lad, chad soft water area here

>>154517283
its never let me down before lad

>>154517286
everything
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>>154517279
As a kid I confused calgol with calpol, and wondered why washing machines needed medicine
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>>154517283
So was your mother but I wasn’t complaining
>>
i use colgate on my washing machine
>>
MOST
>>
>+9
Ref really wants to be the protagonist.
>>
>>154517274
Really don't understand how that was a penalty. It's the same bullshit they pull when someone breaks their ankle not because of the challenge and yet they still red card the player who was nearest
>>
STRIKERRRRRRRRRRRRRR
>>
PEDROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>
WE DID IT REDDIT
>>
foul in the buildup

so tiresome
>>
great goal, plus there's still enough time to make it 4-1
>>
incoming 3-3
>>
Chelsea given 9 mins to break the goal drought...
>>
John Paedo scores a worldie
>>
TWAT
>>
pedro black excellence
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>>154517265
He's back.
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regardless of the result the fans still in the stadium will remember that goal for a long time
>>
crisp goal
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>>154517253
It may come as a big shock to you, but FIFA have said it's likely to be expanded beyond 32 clubs, so Chelsea will end up getting in regardless
>>
1st goal in 566mins played
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>>154517332
All 5 of them will be thrilled
>>
>score a goal bringing us back momentum
>pass it sideways
>>
this could turn into a vital point for the conference league race
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Goal of the month
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Make the new thread
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>>154517351
Passed it sideways and backwards for the goal
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>>154517361
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>>154517361
high foot - dangerous play, yellow card and free kick to forest
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>that crippled nigga in the back
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>>154517367
What's the point. Forest are massive
>>
>>154517371
keked at this fella yelling at McAtee.
>>
crigga
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>>154517361
foot that high, red card for me. lad shouldn't be on the pitch.
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>>154517371
arrest him

he's a crip
>>
>>154517361
in the context of the match it's a nothing burger, so not really a goal of the month contender.
>>
>>154517371
next Chelsea manager right there
>>
Yeah Forest are safe
>>
Rentboys sacked Man Ager Rosenior for this?
>>
>>154517371
>born a chelsea fan
poor lil cunt
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>>154517416
>highest iq in tbe stadium
>>
>>154517414
This game was a big improvement compared to his management.



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