When is Drake going to divorce Anne?
>>154516326diego WILL prove the haters wrong
>>154516402He better hurry up lmao
>>154516402drake "broken bussy* maye can't do better than ann michael
Yeah okay anon but what are you throwing on the grill? For me, its some nice ribeye.
Are webm filenames disappearing for anyone else?
>>154516489been happening for years if you use the mobile site
Continuing to build around Drake Maye was always going to be the best method for the New England Patriots maintaining the progress made during last season’s Super Bowl run, so it was surprising the team didn’t select a single wide receiver during the 2026 NFL draft to help their star quarterback, opting instead to wait and add a “highly intriguing” target in free agency
>>154516413He's lined up too close to the long snapper, everyone will know it's a fake punt
Reminder
>>154516540The signing went under the radar for many, but not for Nick Baumgardner of The Athletic. He names Kyle Dixon as the best rookie free agent added by the Patriots after the draft.As Baumgardner put it, Dixon is “A 6-foot-2, 220-pound NAIA receiver with a 40 1/2-inch vertical and 10-11 broad jump, Dixon had a combined 143 catches for 2,394 yards and 24 touchdowns during his last two college seasons. Originally a college baseball player at SIU-Edwardsville, Dixon is newer to football but highly intriguing.”
>>154516573Sounds like a real winner. Way to build around your elite young talented QB
>>154516583See how this guy sucks at 3-cone and shuttle? The two drills that show how fast you can cut and get open?
>>154516631It's the complete opposite of Edelman who was the GOAT at the 3 cone. Good job Patriots!
Rammies have rookie camp this weekend
What's stopping the chiefs defense from breaking bo nix ankle similarly to the bills? That'll teach him for ruining mahomes streak of dominance.
>>154517070age probablychris jones is like 150 years old in football age
so, the residents whose taxes are being used to fund the stadium get discounts on tickets, right?
>>154516583On offense, the only 3 offensive skill positions the Pats drafted were:1) a RB in the last 13 picks of the draft in the weakest RB draft ever. He's from a high school 9 miles from the one Mahomes went to. Both in Tyler, TX2) 11 picks before that, the Pats selected the Texas Tech QB that went 14-0 before losing in the CFP: he went 24-6 (80% win pct) over his last 30 games, 24-5 (83%) before losing in the CFPAnd only one from the first 6 rounds:3) At least the Pats nabbed a TE in the deepest TE draft of all time2026 Draft36 WR (modern record is 37 in 2003 and 2020)22 OT21 TE (The 2026 NFL Draft set a new record for the most tight ends drafted in a single year since the seven-round format began in 1994, with 21 tight ends selected. The 2026 NFL Draft set a new record for the most tight ends drafted in a single year since the seven-round format began in 1994, with 21 tight ends selected)18 OG13 RB (the 2026 draft saw a record low for running back selection)11 C10 QB1 FB
>>154517228they really should have traded him this off-season. but they'll likely trade by the deadline if they aren't looking good by the trade deadline (around week 10)
>>154517282No one wants to to pay him that much money
how does he do it? i eat similarly and I'm just fat
>prances merrily
>>154517245No and there's nothing wrong with that.
I'm feeling good about this season
ya, I'm thinking we're back
>>154517294Imagine the ice cream he could serve to a mahomes team with weapons and is unbeatable
>>154517245What does it matter, tickets are going to be cheap as fuck because no one wants to pay money to go this perpetual 4 win transplant team. Titans are going to be shit for the foreseeable future.you can go buy titans season tickets in almost every section right now, you can get season tickets for $660 each. There are real teams where you might pay that for a single game. I don't know who would pay that, I bet they can't even give them shits away.
>>154517381Mahomes won three rings with absolutely zero run game other than himself. Imagine if they had even 50% of what derrick Henry or bjon can commit to. They won't lose.
>>154517402They won't even win 10 games
>>154517400Trvke their qb has zero aura and can't beat any of the 3 demons within their division.
>edelmeme does some promos for his friend's advertising business >no payment was required and no ownership given to him >fast forward 12 years>friend sells the company for $50 million >sues friend for a cutnot beating the stereotypes
>>154516540>>154516573>>154516583Grim if this excites you.
>>154517294I hope this guy plays like a literal throwback to the Golden Era of the NFL (the 70s) too
>>154517429Puka may have a strong opinion on this.
when will joy taylor and dianna russini get back into the NFL?
>>154517245>education>healthcare>safety>quality of life>>154517245Surely none of that will be affected.
i wonder what goes on in the chiefs discord
>>154517368At the very least the defense will be good
>>154517294He does grueling athletic training as his job. But he’s still fat.
>>154517427>demonsBut those teams sucks lol, that they problem, they can't beat good teams cause they can't even beat the bad teams. Since the start of the 2022 season they've only beat the Texans twice. The Texans aren't that good
>>154517443She hired someone to specifically film her at those angleswhat a fucking whore
>>154517479Hahaha like what are the qualifications for that job lol like imagine that was what you got paid for omg lol how embarrassing hahaha imagine though…
>>154517479>hiredLol she had some simp pay her for the privilege of seeing the outline of her cottage cheese ass up close.
>>154517501I would eat that ass like that faggot Olineman for the Steelers eats slop.
>>154517429If Edelman puts just $5 million today in an S&P 500 index fund, let's say the S&P500 does below average, just an annual return of 10%, and lets it sit there and compound for 25 years, his investment would grow to approximately $54,173,530 when he's 64 years old. Say he lives to 100, that's still $1.5 million a year from age 64 to 100, just off investing $5M right now in a basic S&P500 index fund
>>154517294those are rookie numbers
>>154517228>chris jones
>>154517294>he eats his post game meal before every game >>154517245Filthy antisemite
>>154517070the queefs qb has his own leg issues that could POP up at any moment so I'd tread lightly with that shit
>>154516326>the thought of my razorcakes getting bounced in the divisional again
>>154516432She really, really likes making these vids, doesn't she?
IF he had working anklesIF he learned to not overthrowIF he was trusted by PaytonIF!
>>154517835>IF
>>154516432>Hey Mayeniacs! It's your favorite trophy wife, ~Ann Michael~ :3>Today, I'm gonna be practicing my knife skills by making a cucumber salad!! ;)
a superbowl? or the chance to cum on mina's feet?you decide
Lions 2026 draft picks:1st #17 Blake Miller OT Clemson2nd #44 Derrick Moore DE Michigan4th #118 Jimmy Rolder LB Michigan5th #157 Keith Abney CB Arizona State5th #168 Kendrick Law WR Kentucky6th #205 Skyler Gill-Howard DT Texas Tech7th #222 Tyre West DE Tennessee
>>154517873If I see that fucking cat one more time
MINA DUBS CHECK EM
>>154517873It's so over for them, isn't it
>>154517429That's all wrong Edelman is friends with a fellow Jew, Assaf Swissa, because Swissa's father owns a hair salon that has been a regular stop for Patriots players for years. Hanging out there is how Swissa meet Edelman and Swissa talked Edelman into a business idea The two partnered on several business ideas, the in question being a marketing firm called Superdigital that Edelman invested 12 years helping him build. The whole time Edelman thought they were partners growing the business together Edelman was the first client and Edelman brought in Microsoft, Papa Gino’s, Guy Fieri, and Hasbro. Edelman told Swissa, “I helped you build that company and got you a lot of your deals; you couldn’t pay me anything?”In the lead-up to the sale, Swissa shut out Edelman completely and concealed details of the sale for months.
>>154517977>>154517977Once Edelman found out that Swissa sold their business without asking or even telling him, they talked about it via their families and Swissa’s eventual offer was to walk away from their jointly formed production company: Nuthouse Sports. That company now produces Edelman’s podcasts Dudes on Dudes With Gronk and Jules and Games with Names, according to the complaint.From 2018>Working with Edelman (and Dropbox), Superdigital has emerged as the creative team behind Julian’s YouTube channel, “JE11” lifestyle brand, social media presence, and other projects. With 3.5 million followers on social, Edelman is now one of the most beloved personalities in the league on and off the field.“Meeting Assaf just ignited this whole thing,” Edelman says. “Julian’s got this hungry energy. He wants to make, he wants to build, he wants to do, and we love writing together,” Swissa says.So there is a lot to sort out there and the court needs to make sure they were compensated evenly for their work
>>154518000From the 2018 article:One of those fulfilling projects has been Edelman’s second children’s book, Flying High 2 (co-written with Swissa)producing both Flying High books was a team effort. And that’s where Dropbox Paper came in. Edelman, Swissa, and the Superdigital team crafted the story and illustrations in Paper, passing ideas back and forth especially when Edelman was between rehab sessions and not able to visit Superdigital’s office.
>>154517928>overIt started?
>>154518055I can still hear them chant>JA-RED GOFF>JA-RED GOFF>JA-RED GOFF
>>154518064It's like saying why don't you sign a prenup when you get married. Yet most don't do it because they trust the other person
>>154518194You gotta get up for work soon, right?
>>154518113I am glad they kept their coach though. It’s not a coaching issue. It is definitely a player issue.
>>154518206The only thing kiwi works on is his next hangover.
>>154518064Or why didn't the other Jew make it clear, this is my own business, all this work you're doing for me for 12 years will be free work that I'm not going to compensate you for and let's put that deal in writing BUT NO MATTER WHAT THE CASE IS, you still have to compensate someone for the work they do for youMarketing firms need clients, Edelman landed him a bunch of big clients. Edelman needs to be compensated for that and all the other work he did Even if they both signed a crazy agreement in front of a notary and witnesses in writing Edelman that would be doing all this for free, the court would probably declare that "contract" null and void because it's against public policy
>>154516432>>154517896She really, really needs to start making NSFW content for us. Before it's too late!
>>154518297no written and executed contract, no case
Your team did draft multi sport athletes right?
>>154518345>the production company helped fund/pay for his podcasts didn't it? Extremely unlikely as Edelman is rhe multi-millionaire that partnered with a bum with no money who is the son of Edelman's barberBut yes, the bum Jew did work too. Both Jews did work and both need to be fairly compensated. Hence the lawsuit to sort it all out
>>154518230>It is definitely a player issue.Well, last season just about the entire offensive line died, on top of the Lions bringing in a new OC who was a dumbass grifter.
>>154518287still haven’t found the special someone? At least you have two jobs now maybe now you can afford a date. :)
Bussy
>>154518521This is the post
>>154518589You have no irl friends
>>154518589Where has he been? I loved yelling at that dude but haven't seen him in a long time
>>154518631He considers us his friends and /sp/ is real life for him lol
>>154518589What's this about a wedding ring? I've never heard you claim to be married. Is that something you used to claim on here?
>>154518589have you considered this >>>/wsg/6140114
>>154518671/wsg/ is a new one to me and I thought I browsed the most boards on here. A few seconds on there and saw this so wasn't too bad>>6138912
>>154518430Detroit’s passing attack has, indeed, taken a step back, but it's the rushing offense that has seen the calamitous plummet, they’ve been terrible running the ball. Yep, it’s the offensive line>In 2024, the Lions ranked first in the NFL with 5.08 adjusted line yards. This year, they’re all the way down to 22nd at 4.21 adjusted line yardsPFF grades in 2024LT: Taylor Decker: 70.3 (22nd among OTs)LG: Graham Glasgow: 60.1 (30th)C: Frank Ragnow: 90.9 (1st)RG: Kevin Zeitler: 87.2 (2nd)RT: Penei Sewell: 91.5 (2nd)And this 2025:>LT: Taylor Decker: 59.8 (38th)LG: Christian Mahogany: 69.7 (19th)>C: Graham Glasgow: 55.4 (29th)>RG: Tate Ratledge: 73.8 (t-11th)RT: Penei Sewell: 96.8 (1st)for a team that prides itself of smash-mouth football, 2025 was a massive failure and a significant step back.The conclusion here is an obvious one: the Lions need to invest in their offensive line badly this offseason(MLive also published this on Jan 14: MLive.com2025 Lions review: Offensive line needs ‘urgent’ attention after massive drop)
>>154518830Beating up on bad teams>Part of the reason things are worse than they look is because the Lions absolutely thrashed some of the worst defenses in football this year. Look at their performances against the bottom-10 scoring defenses in the league:39.2 points per game450.5 yards per game7.23 yards per play171.8 rushing yards per game6.06 yards per carryNow, let’s look at those stats against the top-10 scoring defenses in the league (Eagles, Chiefs, Rams, Vikings, Vikings)18.8 points per game309.2 yards per game5.14 yards per play75.0 rushing yards per game3.29 yards per carryBut last year, the Lions had better answers for some of the best defenses in the league. Take a look at 2024:2024 Lions offense against bottom-10 defenses:43.0 points per game438.2 yards per game6.64 yards per play166.6 rushing yards per game4.93 yards per carry2024 Lions offense against top-10 defenses:30.0 points per game359.3 yards per game5.68 yards per play139.3 rushing yards per game4.49 yards per carry
>>154519047Literal retard bet lol
>>154519047I just put a cheeky $25 on the Raiders
>>154519047betting on the raidersit's very likely that reid dies from a heart attack and/or diabeetus
>>154519047I still dont know who their week 1 starting QB is
>>154519382I thought that Ryback told them to go fuck off
>>154519047It's all going to depend on how much the league protects the chefs with the schedule. If they put all the easy games early in the season then you know the fix is in.
>>154519598They have to play the NFCW so they would be better off getting those games done with early in the season
>perennial 7th seed>team is objectively worse this yearThe Packers are going to miss the playoffs this year. Bet on it.
>>154519610No it's the other way around. The league will want to give them easy games early on, so they can win enough games before Mahomes comes back to keep them in the playoff/division hunt.
>>154519618The Lions were guaranteed to make the playoffs last year and were basically a lock to represent the NFC in the superbowl lol
>>154519618the packers are going to win their division they're competing against:>nine>goof>gaynigger
>>154519628NFC / AFC games dont make as large of a playoff impact as conference and divisional games do. They'll make sure their tough AFC games are in November and December but I wouldn't be surprised if they play the Seahawks or Rams in September since a loss to them likely won't matter as much
>>154519649They haven't won the division the past 4 seasons
Apparently the Bears are playing the Seahawks in week 1
>>154519719wow what a blockbuster ga-zzzzzzz zzzzzz zzzzz
>>154517294>culver's post gameabsolutely based
jennys robot period is late
>>154519782their burger buns are a little too sweet, so i always sub them out for the brioche buns used for the chicken sandwiches
What do you guys think of my new NFL jersey?https://youtube.com/shorts/bZhm1SJrmso
>>154519847but brioche is literally the sweetest type of bread?
>>154519847>These buns are too sweet, get me the cake buns instead
>>154519985>>154520099i swear the brioche buns are a lot less sweet than their regular buns
>Stroud is hanging out with streamers so he can learn how to stream himself the fuck is he doing?
>>154519985>>154520099Dont cspeak to flyovers.
Raiders.
>>154519719Who is Caleb throwing to?
>Rams have the hardest schedule in the division back to back yearsFuck it we ball
I've got nothing for you
Lakeshow?Bradysknee?
>>154520441Gone, reduced to atoms
>>154520412Maye's stomach was cramping and roiling all game because his wife made him some food. Cant blame him for such a poor performance, id probably be in the infirmary.
>>154520212don't post under an american flag spic
>>154520481Yet another ocean induced melty. Sad!
mendozie finna throw 30 tugs this season
>women
>>154520588they seem happy together so i don't understand why they don't ditch their current spouses
>>154520799t. ryan russell
>>154520588I'm lost without her daily 'unnamed sources familiar with the thinking of the parties involved have stated that AJ Brown won't wipe nor wash his ass until he's traded' articles
>a cowboys fan is visiting all 29 other stadiums to curse themnot sure if based or cringe
>>154521037I wouldn't wish garbage time stat padding on my worst enemy.
>>154521037Wont work on my Raiders. Their grass field is rolled out of the stadium when they arnt playing games. Besides, everyone knows Dak absorbs curses, hes only sucking out all the evil of those stadiums. Poor dak will end up with a broken neck this year.
>>154521130Seahawks will never win a real Owl
>big dom got expendedwhy doesn't anyone poach him? he seems to be the glue that holds the tean together
Why is no one talking about mahomes being ready to start week 1? Isnt this is a big deal? Having the Seahawks play the chiefs at arrowhead would be a great way to start the season.
What do you think they are talking about?
>>154521225How did LA end up with two white boy teams
>>154521225If the Charges win a playoff game this year my assessment of Herbert will not change but my assessment of McDaniels will go through the roof
>>154521225why isn't gase with them?
>>154521233One of those guys is Rooney Rule compliant
>>154521225>crazy how the average chargers season webm is dead on every single year
>>154521251that would take the autism up another notch
>>154521305I'd put my elf in her shelf if you know what I mean
>>154520171Nigga Stroud, how about you learn how to QB so you can win your team some games?
>>154521512Hes going to be in the MVP discussion this year unfortunately
>>154521538Dak's going to win it, it's truly the end of days.
I don't see how mahomes doesn't win MVP this year. Allen and Lamar are washed and have new low t millennial coaches who will do nothing for their defenses and ruin another couple of years for them. Meanwhile the chiefs just reinstated their best OC who won them three rings when he started. If this current trend continues mahomes is on track to surpass Brady by 2030.
>>154521512Me neither but I take Mike McDaniel very seriously
>>154521662>Millennial onions chug manchild becomes your OC.>immediately miss the playoffs and play like shit. I see the future. Mcdaniel will be a Wr coach on the bears next year.
>>154521699McDaniel is an offensive genius, retard.
IF and I mean IF! Aaron Rodgers was smart he would go to the Broncos and win an owl and cement his legacy in the top 10 qb's of all time, how would he get along with Peyton I dunno but it would be a guaranteed Owl for the Donkos
>>154521739>BroncosTexans. Fraudgers on the Texans would win an Owl
>>154521770Not with that wet paper bag O-lineThe Broncos are more of a sure thing
1$ ry8@¢k r3t1r1ng 0r n0t?
Who's stopping the chiefs this year in the playoffs? Can drake maye do walhst many couldn't and face the goat and live to tell the tale?
>>154521791>Queefs>PlayoffsLMAO
>>154521791>Who's stopping the chiefs this yearMahomes
>>154521801>>154521809You won't be singing that tune when mahomes is in and the panic sets in when he has all his weapons in place and are primed.
>>154521791Any team seeded 1-6 since the 7th seed is their ceiling
thinkin bout that china food
What team will beat the chiefs? No excuses name one team that will: make the offs and be able to beat playoffs mahomes.
>>154521874Eddie pls
>>154521865I can't wait for you lame ass queefs bandwagoners to finally get a dose of hard reality and realize your fun is over after you all overdose on copium
>>154521874Eddie Lacy....
>>154521904you don't actually think mahomes will be in the playoffs do you
>>154521874>>154521908>>154521947I always think about Lacy when eating China food
Mahomes will be back in perfect form and the genny will seethe when he wins another ring
*yawn*
>>154521949Bruh what indicates they won't? They wouldve last year if the chargers weren't bountygating. Mahomes ceiling this year is 12 wins minimum and beating the bills in the offs.
>D-Da flu, aight?!
>>154522015Mahomes played like ass last year against every decent team they played
>>154522015their defense got worse, not better.
>still no Chiefs Titans gamethread
>>154522033Hes played like ass for the last 3 years honestly. Hes a top 12 QB still but nowhere near top 3 until further notice.
Rams investing heavily in their TE corps. Higbee will retire next year, and Davis Allen will walk. The future is Parkinson, Ferguson, Klare and whoever they draft next year.
youngcuck, the raped...
>>154522104We were robbed of a nix x gayleb owl but maybe a nix x beck one could happen?
>>154522104Another top tier meme from the kiwi, how does he keep doing it?
Congratulations to MY Los Angeles Chargers on their eight straight undefeated season in madden!!
suck lol
>>154522307based negress-t. negress enjoyer
>>154522104>>154522186>>154522289VVVVGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHH
>>154522028Why? 'cause fuck 'em, that's why!
>>154517835>chargers fan deflecting his shit qb from IF mantop lel. chicanos are truly pathetic people
>>154520171Wait he finally cut that ugly turd dread shit
>>154522673yeah i would
>>154522626kek
>>154522673The more he ages the more he looks like a dried up divorced woman it's really weird what his face is doing
>>154522673I don't think I've ever seen him smile
>>154522735KIWI SAMA........i kneel.....
>>154522736he only smiles when infants brains are harvested for stem cells to inject into his underdeveloped joints
How many teams will be in for Sorsby? I think it would be a good idea the Colts.
>>154522736
>>154521762Bro will you shut the fuck up
You guys do keep the main thing the main thing... right?
>>154522691If you miss teen twerk Burrow you're a pedo brah. That dude looked way too young. Now he actually looks handsome. Are there any other handsome QBs in the NFL other than Burrow?
>>154522958It's not the Truth. And you know it. You said you're a Christian right? Start acting like it you hypocrite
>>154522972not even gay but Caleb
>>154521762>>154522958>pissing off the pajeetextremely based kiwi
>>154523003You're going back to pedo twenk mind. How old are you people? If you're 15 I guess it makes sense but if you're older it's fucking weird
>>154522996He has good mechanics yes, but imo he has pretty average arm strength.
>>154523059>Fernando Mendoza is widely regarded as having an NFL-caliber arm, characterized by impressive velocity, the ability to throw from different angles, and consistent accuracy in intermediate and short areas. While not deemed "elite" (like Josh Allen), his arm strength is considered more than sufficient for the NFL,Tom.Brady listed his top 5 arms and he had Stafford and Allen on there. Nobody has their arms.
>>154523099You just renounced the Gospel. And why? Over your own selfish pride and hatred. Your God is Satan. That's what God is telling you each time you inhale and each time you exhale.
Stop being mean to Herbie he just needs more help
im pretty sure it says somewhere in the bible that the muppetmutt sucks and bustin sherbet is soft as baby shit but i cant remember the exact passage
>>154523151It's nigger shit to kick a white boy who has done nothing to you when he's down right? This is being a White Man 101
>>154523071Brady didnt have a average arm. it wasnt a cannon, but his ability to drive a ball in shit weather isnt something an "average" QB can claim to do.
>>154523215One thing Lucky Tom does not get enough credit for is throwing his Fortune, Fame and Future with the Raiders. That's a legendary franchise and looks like the chips are falling his way to quickly get the Raiders to the elite level we were robbed of seeing during our lifetime.
>>154523259Brady is unique in that his arm strength went from mid to that 90% tier as he got older. At 45 he was still zippong it around better than he did the first third of his career. He's grew into Gumby
>>154523298Why did his O-line do this?
>>154523488>BUSTin HerBUST
>Goodell has like 3 more Drafts in him tops before he hands the reigns over to another suit after he finalizes the next round of TV dealsgonna be a bit weird hearing whatever fuckface that'll surely rival Silver in punchability get boo'd we're getting old :(
>>154523554loony toons type shit
>>154522996 That's not necessary a good thing. Bradys mechanics = three-quarters throwing motion with a weird looking long arm on a weird lanky body so it is distinctive looking but a three-quarters throwing motion with no other arm angles is not a good scouting report
Herbie got 'em seething. Dude is literally like a Greek God and that upsets people
>in the best shape of his lifeseriously, who can stop him now
>>154523640mina plz
>>154523668STROUD IS BACK
joey and jettas linked up
>>154523713Why does he have joeys semen smeared all over his pant leg?
>>154523713You guys act like football is a Teen Magazine. Do you guys have Teen Magazines? Missing out on those might be why you act like this
>>154523733that is pretty weird
>>154523713>jettas on tour in china>a bunch of players at the kentucky derby >now the met gala what is going on?
Who is jetta?
>>154523801No idea. It's the name of a Volkswagen though
>hurr durr the jets haven't won anything in forever APOLOGIZE
>>154523801
HE'S GONNA GET YOU
bo "THE SCHEDULE" nix
>shedeur just got his diploma say congratulations shedeur!
CBS Ryan Wilson drops a 2027 Mock1. Miami Dolphins: Dante Moore, QB, Oregon>he's my QB1 because he had the best season last year2. New York Jets: Arch Manning, QB, Texas>Manning got off to a sluggish start in 2025 but finished strong. If he picks up where he left off late last fall, he'll be the No. 1-overall-pick3. Arizona Cardinals: Jayden Maiava, QB, USC>Maiava was one of my favorite players to watch last season; he's a well built, big-armed QB who shows good touch on layered throws
>>154523857This nigga lowkey zesty
>>154523932Fuck off
>>1545239328. Pittsburgh Steelers: Darien Mensah, QB, Miami>Mensah is a sturdy, big-armed passer who has both touch and accuracy on deep throws, consistently layers the ball on second-level throws, can rip intermediate and deep throws out of structure and with accuracy
>>154523857Have no idea how lineman can put up with having this little goblin scurrying around their legs non stop.
>>15452402612. Minnesota Vikings: CJ "The Golden Boy" Carr, QB, Notre Dame>He's a steady-as-she-goes QB, who doesn't make mistakes, shows consistently good touch on deep balls, can throw with anticipation on intermediate throws, has the athleticism to play out of structure and finds ways to make plays -- and that's all just from one year of starting experience.
>>154523929Congrats Rook. Now go graps me dat oil
Wions bros, we've won
>>154523926Dart went 1-7 in one score games with his number 1 target being 5’8 on this schedule
>>15452406214. Tampa Bay Buccaneers: Drew Mestemaker, QB, Oklahoma State>Mestemaker is a big-armed QB who layers the ball well on downfield throws but can also step on it when he needs to fit it in a tight window. He shows the ability to get through his reads while standing tall in the pocket. He'll see a step up in competition going from North Texas to Oklahoma State, and if he makes that jump, he'll be a name to watch in the fall.
>>154516326this sounds exactly like the draft profile of JJ Mccarthy
>>154523713huh?
>>154524129If Brady was that sexy and had legs that hot, I'd have a crush on Brady
>>154523932Arch is 100% a dolphin so the old ass mannings can watch him from the retirement community
The chiefs aren't going anywhere. One half of a down year makes the league forget who they where rooting against the last 7 years...
>>154524253Miami is like NYC now and the stadium is an hour away from any resort type places
Back to back rookie QBs are about to make the Super Bowl, both from the AFC
>>154524255we're guaranteed to make the AFCCG. going to love the seethe
>>154524026>>154524062>>154524129Fuck off, man
>>154524433Yeah let's go back to talking about nothing on a night nothing is going on. Great idea!
>>154524409The Legend
>>154524403 fagnando memedoza nah
>>154523932Julian sayin will go first overal unless dylan riola enters the draft.
>>154524475Fagiano Memenaldo
>>154524487Brutus says..."Yes."
>>154524448There's gotta be something better to talk about than a draft that's 11 months away
>>154524487>dylan riolaThat's Dante Moore's backup at Oregon now. He left Nebraska for that
>>154524555Nobody is stopping or bitching about anyone posting except the dipshit above do feel free to post shit
>>154524173Ill never understand zest fashion.
>>154524639>everything that isn't jeans and a T-shirt is zestypleb
>>154524663If you're not rich, jeans and a t-shirt is the way to go. It's how we identify our fellow caste (girls looking to date, bros looking for friends) and let's would-be robbers know we are in the rich class
>>154524727*aren't. It's same with our vehicles
>>154521251He's getting the coke
>>154521874i want china food... A LOT OF IT
>>154524663>You just dont get it! You need to wear clothes with no back so your boyfriend can back bust you!!! ITS FASHION OKAY???No thanks, chief. Ill dress like a normal human bean.
>>154524947Ok fag.
>>154525033But thats you though, Joe.
>>154525043YOU ARE THE ONE OBSESSED WITH JOW OTHER MEN DRESSYOU A PEAK INSECURE FAGGOTDEAL WITH IT AND YOUR SHITTY LIFE
Super Bowl
>>154525097Get come out of the closet already, gay boy.
>>154525151Now you sound aggressive and rapey gay. Do you constantly touch you friends torsos and bring up gay with them? What does that tell you about yourself?
>>154525220LOOK EVERYONEGAY BOY IS RANTING ABOUT HIS FAG FANTASIES AGAIN! HAHAHA>*Chanting*GAY BOY, GAY BOY, GAY BOY!
Which NFL player is secretly the most racist?
>>154524255They got worse in every department except rb
>>154525360I see*Writes in my notepad*Are these gay fantasies something you bring up a lot with others?
It's yet a wonderful night to be going to sleep in Raider Nation with the most wonderful dreams, that have you bursting with joy all night, and carrying through the blissful daydreams that have you smiling brightly through the day
Superbowl champion, Russell Wilson
>>154524403>gets picked off for a pick 6 instantly
>>154525583In his Prince era that lasted one off-season. https://youtube.com/shorts/VcpAnA_yhK0
>>154525601Would be a special memory for Colorado
>>154525633Gonna be a lot more off seasons for Russ
Why not just gracefully retire in your prime?
>>154524409*has been blocking and will continue to block your path*
>>154525772why not milk jewish owners dry of their money?
>>154525772Medical bills once the insurance runs out after a career of your brain getting turned into pudding arent cheap
>>154525568^_^
Hey anon, think fast
Based on analysis from late 2025, Denver Broncos quarterback Bo Nix experienced a significant sophomore slump, with reports indicating a regression in his performance, including erratic footwork and decreased passing efficiency. Analysts noted a decline from his rookie year, with some questioning his development under head coach Sean Payton despite high expectationsKey details regarding the concerns about Bo Nix's performance:Performance Dip: >Reports from November 2025 indicated that Nix struggled in his second year, with declining completion percentages, yards per attempt, and a lower passer rating compared to his rookie season.Mechanical Issues: >Experts noted that Nix's mechanics were not as sharp as in his rookie season, specifically pointing to erratic and "frenetic" footwork.Pressure and Expectations:>Analysts suggested that the pressure to meet high expectations may have contributed to his strugglesSystem Concerns:>Despite the stability of the offensive system, some observers questioned if the team's approach was maximizing his potential, suggesting that Sean Payton's,, approach was not yielding results Projections: >Earlier in 2025, analysts like Mike Clay had projected a potential, dip in his game, as reported in this Yahoo Sports article
>>154525929Throwing Statistics: >Data highlighted specific challenges with his passingRegression Concerns:>Discussions in early 2026, such as this Sporting News article, explored whether the team's success in close games was sustainableDefensive Pressure: >Further analysis from late 2025, discussed on Predominantly Orange, suggested that a weakening defense could place even more pressure on the offense Outlook: As of May 2026, predictions for the 2026 season suggest that while the team had some success, there are concerns about sustained performance,
>>154525929>>154525963those feet arent gonna be so skittish no mo
>>154525929He'll be out of the league by 2028. No one thought nix was a good pick. The broncos should've drafted penix. They might've had a chance at winning meaningful games instead of losing in the conference because their qb refused to play.
>>154525772Because you're having fun playing the game you've loved since you were a kid. And once you leave, you're never coming back (Phillip Rivers need not apply).
>>154526021Broncos should have tanked for Drake Maye
i was nearly correct last year for regular season
>>154526072But you're having fun because you imagine it all going well, going out gracefully etc.
>>154526098No, you're having fun because of the day to day realities of playing
>>154526111No you're having fun because you envision it going well and going out gracefully like everyone dreams about
>>154525929He was always bad. He had and has terrible technique in the pocket, questionable decision making, and poor accuracy into tight windows. He was coddled by Payton, who has had him playing a babby offense built on swing passes and screens, and he's been protected by an elite defense and shit-easy schedule in both years.The comp for him coming into the NFL was Gardner Minshew and it's still accurate.
did the raidercucks as well.>MenBLOWza
>>154526126If every player is only having fun because they imagine themselves retire gracefully in their prime, why don't they gracefully retire in their prime?
>>154526095lol, lmao
>>154526149theres still time to delete this
>>154525929>>154525963Yeah I thought he looked a little doodoo this last year. Honestly you could have gotten Teddy Bridgeqb or Joe Flacco and made it as far. Any non dogshit qb would have been good enough to allow the Bills to self destruct. They probably could have beat the Pats too if they didn't have to use a guy who might not even be a top 50 active qb as their starter. Brisket, Garoppolo, Tyrod, even Carson fucking Wince or Kyle Allen would have gave them a better chance. Hell, call Ryan Fitzpatrick and have him come out-of retirement. Unfortunately due to injuries or teams running a qb carousel any guy that could even game manage wasnt available. It's not even that I think the Broncos were that good but everyone else was terrible. No good teams in the AFC last year, just bad teams beating up on worse teams.
>>154526181>theres still time to delete thisno, saar, i will not.
>>154526149That just means he gets Megatron, who is coming out next draft
>>154526190Retard
>>154526244Your wife is ugly
The Broncos should sign Ryback before another team takes him, he still has some gas left in the tank
>>154526259i think shes even prettier now than she was back then but maybe thats just because im older too
RAIDERS ARE FOOTBALL GODS
Desmond Ridder released by Green Bay.
football toilet godswhere good teams go to poop and the raiders eat the poopoo lmao
>>154526421shut up
Jake Haener released by Chiefs
who finna boutta here
Steelers have a new unofficial deadline for Rodgers >Pittsburgh wants an answer from Rodgers by May 18, which is the start of OTAs, according to the Post-Gazette. If Rodgers still hasn't made a decision by that point, the Post-Gazette suggested that the Steelers' patience could turn into frustration "and maybe something more." What's Mike McCarthy going to do?
>>154526586Why does it make a difference either way? They're not currently paying him. Either he signs and plays, or he doesn't.
your team will crawl on all fours towards GODgers and kiss his tip while begging him to stay.
>>154522996Neck yourself pedo
>>154516540>yeah receiver is our absolute lowest priority but don't worry we can find some in the bargain binShit like this is why Brady left
Trevgod Lawrprince
I’m having a ryback induced melty
>>154527282many such cases
yags should be a lock or the south right?I refuse to believe in turd head stroud regardless of how good his defense is.
>>154523857really hate the short qb body archetype, it makes them look shorter than they really are, do you really need to bulk up that much to make up the missing inches. they look like the SMASHED bulldog breeds
Sup bitches! Diego Pavia here! Can’t wait to prove all you wrong when Lemaya Wackson gets injured and I take the ravens to the superbowl!Fuck Mendoza! Fuck Ty Simpson! Fuck Carson Beck!Suck my dick like my hot girlfriend does!
>>154527370Mendoza went #1 you had to beg for a practice squad tryout
>>154527389sounds like you're higher on jenkem than most
>>154527389I guess they do get to play danny dogshit and the worthless titans twice a year so its possible. idk know what it is but the texans feel like such a undeserving franchise to me.
>>154527449Ballard reminds me a lot of Joe Schoen. They continue to have jobs because they clearly have dirt on the ownership somehow.
I noticed Rams faggot, Gayshow, made like 3 posts and nobody replied. Proud of you guys
>posting about tripsISHYGDDT
>>154527449Carlie Irsay is literally built for hung BBC(Big Bronco Cock)
>being shortGives me the ick ngl
>>154522673Damn, he's a handsome man.Too bad he dresses like a lesbian WNBA coach.
>>154527078He's gonna win a superbowl when they play in Orlando because Jacksonville is fucking cursed.
>>154527656same
>>154527670its not gay, its fashion. You got that?
>>154523839>who is that brak demon?>I don't know, let's eat a dog.
>>154523926>puts big red circles on it like a dumbass
>>154524069Lions vs Browns in a 1950s throwback Superbowl this season.
>>154525866>the insurance runs outNFL players receive comprehensive health insurance benefits through the NFL Player Insurance Plan, which includes coverage for medical, dental, vision, and prescription drugs for eligible players and their dependents. The NFL and the NFL Players Association (NFLPA) are committed to supporting players' long-term health and well-being, providing a robust benefits package that includes health insurance for both active and former players
>>154527688To be fair athlete fashion is always so cringe. These nerds get brainwashed into thinking they NEED a stylist so they can become """""iconic""""" on the gram for uhhh... profit? Its so obvious that most of them dont care about fashion and feel silly in their gay designer outfits. The best sportspeople are autists like Verstappen who basically only wears jeans and team merch.
>>154523926Everyone knew the Broncos were frauds with how often they ended up in 1 score slugfests with absolutely dogshit teams but nobody was voting Bo for MVP or pre-emptively putting him as a top 5 QB
>>154527370Non-zero chance this poster is actually Diego Pavia
>>154527815Thank you Grok, now tell me the best recipe for macaroni and cheese.
>>154522653Justin is "Potential Man" the man with the potential to be elite! but he's stuck on the chorgers so he cannot reach his full potential until he's traded
chargers got no aura
This is the year Herbie proves the haters wrong
Incidentally Rivers was "le cum inside man"if you're an oldfag you'll get it
>>154527948got no homegot no fansgot no ringspanos ruins everything
My Ravens are winning the owl this year
>>154527974not if my raiders curse takes effect, it worked well on the patriots last season, and the chiefs the year before
my Bengals are winning it all this year however
>>154527974>checks roster>lameme still QBYou’ll take your divisional round choke and like it
>>154528004not if the Bo Jackson curse is still in effect
Ya seethe?
>>154528009i ended it just now
>>154528034Literally cannot be ended until Bo says so, though the refs tried their hardest in that one game
>>154528034End this bussy
Who are they pointing at?
>>154527913I'm sorry, I can't do that, anon.
>>154527370>0:06 and onwardgot chills and flashbacks to 2006 /b/ for a minute, pavia is quite literally the dude from this pasta
>>154528137I actually think he somehow pulls this off but the illusion would probably be broken once he speaks
>>154528137why he look like an indian tekken final boss, mans got the offbrand kanye west and drake potara fusion down perfectly, why he got them shoes on, he's a QB not a pro bowler, hairline clean but his outfit look goofy as hell, I can hear him sayin "it's spicy" all over again, zesty MF, how this nigga win a super bowl then raise future's kid, that's a damn shame
Russell Wilson BTFO
>>154525885>pulls pants down>presents bussy to opposing team>gets rejected>tries again in case the first guy didn't see what he was missing
Pulls my pants down and spreads my ass cheeks WIDE
>>154528822BOOTY WIIIIDE OPEN
Off to the bussy factory for me. Have a good day frens.
>Chiefs RB Kenneth Walker III says OC Eric Bieniemy was already picking apart his game the first night they met... over dinnerYep, Chiefs got their be the enemy back at OC. Gonna be a good season
Snoodball Sneedball Foodball Football
>>154528893Doesnt even make sense. Why would he go into a bussy factory? Does he produce bussy?
uh, isn't it weird to watch porn with another guy?
UNCs ON SUICIDE WATCH
>>154528908You're the expert kiwicel
>>154528909Sex and the City was for femcels that outgrew Friends.
>>154528909>showering with each other >okay>pissing and shitting with each other >okay>watching porn with each other >WOW TOO FARretard
>>154528933i have no idea what you just said
>>154528942You were born after 9/11
>>154528949>being on 4chan after the age of 25grow up, unc
>73.8% of fans are retarded grim
my joey ;)
>>154524069>oline fixed>defense younger and deeper>Schedule piss easyYeah I’m thinking Wions. Cardbros have the toughest schedule by this metric so I guess they should be happy about that too.
>>154529000Bo Nix will never be Burrow or Herbert. Bo Nix sucks. I'm sorry you were duped
>>154529050Tbh, you wouldn't have like Bo Nix in college. He was a 5 star recruit that busted out. You would have hated him and mocked him constantly for being an utter loser. Wasn't until his 6th year of college when he was a good which is not impressive. You missed all that because you didn't watch college football and everything about football confuses your dumb brain
Happy Cinco de Mayo. Remember to Google the parties going on by you tonight. Unless you live in the country, ou'll have around ~5 cool parties going on within a few miles of you tonight, several of which will be big outdoor parties
>Blo Dix snapped his ankleussy on a kneel downLmaoProbably worked out since they would've beat New England just to get BLACKED by Seattle
>>154529131Wristcutty boy seething so hard it can't even read KEK
>>154529131>>154529159Had you followed college football it would have been:2018 - Bo Nix is a 5 star recruit, and you get all pissed off about all the hype he's getting2019 - Bo Nix starts as a college freshman and sucks and you would have hated him and mocked him constantly 2020 - Bo Nix keeps sucking and you mock him more and more2021 - Bo Nix keeps sucking and you mock him more and moreBy this point he would have been Justin Herbert to you. You would have hated everything about him.Instead, you don't follow football, you're a fucking retard, so you tune in at the last second and get a man crush on a guy you would have hated had you followed football Will be like when Justin Herbert is back on top and someone starts following football right then and he is all "Justin is the best ever I love him"
>>154529202He was freshman of the year. Then finished his last two years wellThe draft analysts thought he was small and compared him to Ty detmerThey never actually saw him He’s been a unit since 2020
>>154529252Bo Nix was terrible his whole time at Auburn after being one of the most hyped QBs ever coming out of high school. Scouts knew he was everyone did...everyone who follows QB football hated that dude. Moral of the story: you retards should start following college football
>>154529267No he had several different coaches who ran an insanely bad system and his old and wr bailed. No one could do well in the wishbone in this day and age. He only stayed for his family. Once he went to Oregon he bounced back fast. Stop looking at raw stats only.
>come to /nfl/>filter chiefs mahomes bradyAhhh now it's readable again.
Bone IcksJuss Tenerbert
filter this bussy
>>154529298I'm talking about watching college football year after year my whole life like normal football fans doTo explain what it was like to you two people that only follow NFL like retards:Bo Nix would be like the #1 overall pick getting all the hype in the world (at worst Top 3 overall pick like Drake Maye)Then he sucked absolutely donkey dicks for the next 3 seasons and was cut.Then he goes to a new team and becomes a system baby and someone that just started tuning into football that year gor all like the Kiwi:WOW A WOW A WOW A!THIS GUY IS THE GUY I WANT TO MARRY AND SUCK HIS COCK 15 TIMES A DAYIt's embarrassing
>>154529341He was sec freshman of the year. Then had two mediocre years playing in a wishbone under two different coaches with the good players leaving. He was projected a second rounder and draft experts said he was small.
>>154529415You keep saying SEC Freshman of the Year like that means something to anyone. He was ABSOLUTE DONKEY DICKS AS A FRESHMAN GET IT THROUGH YOUR YOU DUMB IDIOTIC BRAINHe was only giving an award because he was so hyped as the #1 overall pick that people were still buying into the hype. ..and there was no other freshman QB playing in the SEC that year
>>154528969>>73.8% of fans are booty blasted by the Kansas City Chiefs
>>154529434Yes because the sec was brutal. He has lived up to the hype. That’s kind of the point. Trevor Lawrence and Andrew luck were way more hyped up anyways
>>154529415>>154529252>draft experts said he was small.And where do you keep coming up with this idiotic nonsense?Bo Nix at Combine6 ft 2+1 ⁄ 8 in214 lbThat's not your prototypical 6-5 QB like Drake Maye or Justin Herbert but it's definitely not too small like Bryce Young or Kyler Murray who both went #1 overall In the same class, all these were drafted before NixCaleb 6 ft 1+1⁄8 in214 lbPenix6 ft 2+1⁄4 in216 JJ McCarthy 6 ft 2+1⁄2 in219 lb
>>154529480I can always tell when someone lost an argument when they start firing off questions. You are just grasping now. That’s what graspers do. Relax.
Does this seem accurate or am I all over the place with this? Rankings for teams' projected success in the 2026 season.
>>154529497You're preaching a false, made up reality because you didn't watch football. I'm not going to relax while you sit there and spew idiotic nonsense over and over.
>>154529267>watching amateur footballshiggy
>>154529517Who has the biggest stadiums in the US? Not the NFL but college football, you know the ones who invented the sport and have played it for over a century? https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_U.S._stadiums_by_capacity
sit there and spew idiotic nonsense over this bussy
>>154529517>not supporting your alma matercouldn't be me
>>154529526>>154529537I don't care lol everyone who cares deeply about teenagers playing football who isn't a current student or recent grad (I'll give you a 5 year grace period) is a freak that should be put on a list.
>>154529526See how Auburn is one of those Top10 on campus stadiums? (take out Rose Bowl & Cotton Bowl, they aren't on-campus stadiums)That's why Bo Nix went there after he was the '#1 draft pick' (at least top3) coming out of high schoolIt's the biggest stage Bo Nix has ever played on and he sucked donkey dicks all 3 years
my bearsies :)
>>154529553>teenagers playing footballlol no one tell him
>>154529202>>154529267>>154529341>>154529434>>154529559Uniroincally a Bo induced melty
>>154526414Someone bought his rookie card for 23k
>>154528889>Sneed>Schefter] Dallas based criminal defense attorney Michael J. Todd announced that all criminal charges against his client, former Chiefs and Titans cornerback L’Jarius Sneed, have been dismissedQuite
>>154529789seems like a huge disadvantage for all those young boys
>>154529659The dude sucked for 3 years in front of his home state on the biggest stage after being a Top 1-3 QB and highly touted 5 star recruit coming out of high schoolThen he bailed on Auburn and his home state without delivering shit for them besides sucking donkey dicksThis are factsIf this is admirable to you, I don't know what to tell youMeanwhile, lime 25% of the posts on /NFL/ are some deranged and clueless Kiwi anally divk riding him then sucking the shit off his cockIf this is a fun /NFL/ experience I don't know what to tell you
how will they keep patty happy?
>>154529971That Kiwi is so morally and mentally backwards he isn't capable of admirable thought
mina bros, we literally cannot stop winning
>>154529986If he didn't make 25% of 33% of each /NFL/ general making us watch him shove Bo Nix's cock deep into his asshole then watching us deepthroat him, all while going on deranged tantrums over every other QB not named Bo Nix, then there wouldn't be as much of a problem would there?If he wants to do that take it to /lgbt/Wouldn't that be a reasonable solution for everyone?
>>154529931Ok and then he went to the NFL and made the playoffs every year
And your word is "Seethe" as in "The anons were seething in spee over the last common Mina W." "Seethe"
I am having a wfh induced melty.Name one good team. Spoiler, you can't bc you are all bandwagon bums.
Gaytriots missin da 'offs lil bro
>>154529789>>154529977Seems like she'd be at a disadvantage here, she should be running a mathethon
>>154529975Have his wife on the sideline getting blow banged
>American food>American sport>still no friends
>And you word is "BigHerboCock"B-H-C. Big Herbo Cock.
>>154530052>>154530059Nobody wants to see 25% of 33% of each /NFL/ genny watching this deranged kiwi shove Bo Nix's cock up his asshole as he rides it then then deepthroats it over and overWhat's the point of this? I understand the dude has severe autism but even still you need to learn how to be within the range of neuro typical when you suffer from severe autism and this dude isn't even tryingEven if he was doing it over someone admirable like Joe Montana or Dan Marino it would still be repulsive behavior Asking the dude to act like a normal human being isn't asking much, right?
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