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Last >gaymar moment 05/04/26(Mon)10:53:06 No.154516399

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Last >gaymar moment Anonymous 05/04/26(Mon)10:53:06 No.154516399 Archived

>be gaymar
>avoided the clássico vs Palmeiras because he refuses to play on synthetic grass
>a guaranteed loss turned into a cheeky draw with his absence (Palmeiras is top of the league, Santos is fighting relegation)
>he goes back to training
>Robinho Jr (son of famous dribbler and convicted rapist Robinho Sr) dribbles him
>he gets mad and slaps him for disrespect
What's his fucking problem?

Anonymous
05/04/26(Mon)10:56:23 No.154516460

Anonymous 05/04/26(Mon)10:56:23 No.154516460

>>154516399
Neymar is a glorified Robinho

Anonymous
05/04/26(Mon)11:09:50 No.154516661

Anonymous 05/04/26(Mon)11:09:50 No.154516661

>>154516399
Who's that?

Anonymous
05/04/26(Mon)11:39:58 No.154517029

Anonymous 05/04/26(Mon)11:39:58 No.154517029

>>154516399
I took a peek at your league and the 15th place doesn't look that bad
Check it out anons, and all the clubs have big names also

Anonymous
05/04/26(Mon)11:41:43 No.154517055

Anonymous 05/04/26(Mon)11:41:43 No.154517055

>>154516399
he has always been a bitch

Anonymous
05/04/26(Mon)11:52:26 No.154517205

Anonymous 05/04/26(Mon)11:52:26 No.154517205

>>154517029
>Athletico
Fernandinho and Kevin Viveros (top scorer of Brasileirão)
>Atlético Mineiro
Hulk and Bernard, 7-1 artists also Renan Lodi
>Bahia
no one but they're coached by Rogério Ceni, the keeper with most goals in history
>Botafogo
Arthur Cabral, former Benfica
Neto (first keeper with retardation to play in top division)
>Chapecoense
Bolasie, former Palace player
>Corinthians
Memphis Depay, LINGARD and Labyad
>Coritiba
there's some portuga named Josué but that's it
>Cruzeiro
Kaio Jorge, former Jewve
>Flamengo
too many to name, Jorginho, Samuel Lino, Arrascaeta
>Fluminense
Fábio, old fuck refuses to retire
>Grêmio
Carlos Vinicius, best ST in the country since his arrival, former Fulham (?)
Braithwaite, former Barcelona, also Willian former Chelsea and Amuzu "from belgium"
>Internacional
Borré, EL winner with Frankfurt
Rochet, starting GK for UY
>Mirassol
no relevant players worldwide
>Palmeiras
Andreas Pereira, former UTD
Vitor Nhoque, former Barça
>Bragantino
no relevant players
>Remo
no relevant players
they were about to sign Lingard but corinthians hijacked the deal
>Santos
Neymar, retired artist
Gabigol, GOAT between 19 and 20
Rollheiser, former Benfica
>São Paulo
Lucas Moura, the man who saved football
>Vasco
huh... can't think of anyone really
>Vitória
no relevant players wordlwide

Top Scorers: Pedro and Viveros (8)
Top Assister: Andreas Pereira (9)
Top of the league: Palmeiras

Anonymous
05/04/26(Mon)12:29:15 No.154517558

Anonymous 05/04/26(Mon)12:29:15 No.154517558

>>154517205
>Hulk and Bernard
Those fags are still playing?

Anonymous
05/04/26(Mon)12:30:31 No.154517569

Anonymous 05/04/26(Mon)12:30:31 No.154517569

Robinho 1.0: Robinho
Robinho 2.0: Neymar
Robinho 3.0: Vinicius
Robinho 4.0: ???

Anonymous
05/04/26(Mon)12:31:44 No.154517578

Anonymous 05/04/26(Mon)12:31:44 No.154517578

>>154516399
tbf refusing to play on synthetic grass is completely legimate

Anonymous
05/04/26(Mon)13:15:53 No.154517897

Anonymous 05/04/26(Mon)13:15:53 No.154517897

>>154517205
>Kaio Jorge
holy i remember

Anonymous
05/04/26(Mon)13:35:27 No.154518047

Anonymous 05/04/26(Mon)13:35:27 No.154518047

Keep us posted. I want total Nerman humiliation

Anonymous
05/04/26(Mon)15:38:17 No.154519310

Anonymous 05/04/26(Mon)15:38:17 No.154519310

>>154517569
Endrick

Anonymous
05/04/26(Mon)15:46:17 No.154519424

Anonymous 05/04/26(Mon)15:46:17 No.154519424

is Robinho Sr actually in jail?

Anonymous
05/04/26(Mon)15:54:52 No.154519525

Anonymous 05/04/26(Mon)15:54:52 No.154519525

>>154519424
yes, you faggots locked him and extraditated him (or whatever the term is) to Brazil even tho cocaine hooker parties are part of italian football culture

Anonymous
05/04/26(Mon)15:57:16 No.154519548

Anonymous 05/04/26(Mon)15:57:16 No.154519548

>>154519525
no, they wanted you to extradite him, but since Brazil doesn't have a law to do that, lol, they asked you to put him in jail over there instead and your judges agreed.