monday (04/05)>argentina 117:00 | Gimnasia y Esgrima Mendoza x Defensa y Justicia19:15 | Vélez Sarsfield x Newell's Old Boys21:30 | Estudiantes de Río Cuarto x Instituto De Córdoba>uruguay 119:30 | Peñarol x Defensor Sportingtuesday (05/05)>libertadores!19:00 | Club Sporting Cristal x Palmeiras19:00 | Rosario Central x Libertad21:00 | Barcelona SC Guayaquil x Boca Juniors21:00 | Universidad Central x Independiente del Valle21:30 | Club Always Ready x CA Lanús>sudamericana!19:00 | Juventud de Las Piedras x Atlético Mineiro19:00 | Club Independiente x Caracas F.C.19:00 | Deportivo Riestra x Grêmio21:30 | Academia Puerto Cabello x Cienciano21:30 | Recoleta FC x Santos23:00 | Deportivo Cuenca x San LorenzoUTC-3/[localtime]colombians killed Jesus Previous: >>154488925
Anime y vori vori
perros are so based bros
>>154517462Boli boli?
>Deportivo Riestra x GrêmioBattle of the shitters another 0-0 incoming
>>154517477
>tfw no perro at home
>>154517415Very nice video OP. Great thread
>tfw no peruano at home
perro feliz :)
>>154517520haha he thinks it's a bicycle :)
>>154517520perrinho
my perro is already too old but I don't have the huevos to put him to sleep
>>154517579do not kill your own dog
>>154517589You kind of have to when they start getting seizures every night and can barely eat or drink.
>>154517604why haven't they put down Cavani yet?
>>154517579just do itI did it with mineRIP boi
>>154517589I wouldn't do it myself but he's about to turn 19 years old, his hips are giving out and he barely has any teeth left. Here is a pic of him being perro cool
>>154517589bet the corners of your room have mugre accumulated from 2006 onwards
>>154517645Nice cock
>>154517645nice dog
>>154517661i'll track you down for comparing perros to mugre
>>154517643I love rottweilers :(
>>154517645Nice ride.
>>154517661Is "corners of your room" a euphemism?
>Deportivo Cuenca vs San LorenzoNow that game should be a banger. Top two in their group. With Cuenca only scoring 1 goal but should be a good game of two different styles of football
>>154517720if you rather have your dog die a slow painful death than putting him down, I assume you are part subhuman that haven't pasar la escoba in decades
>>154517924Are you brazilian? Why do you post stuff like this?
>>154517924anon, this is a good cue to leave social media for a while
river sisters?
>>154517989He said he was apologizing for the performance
>IT'S MY GRANDMA'S FAULT CAVANI WON'T SCORE!!this is how silly you sound rn
>>154517915ask your dog if he'd rather die or notoh wait, you can'thumans who are far more intelligent and prone to suicidal tendencies almost never want to be "put down" if they are sick and suffering, why would dogs be any different? you are just playing the saviour when in reality you are mentally weak and extremely selfish so you kill your own dog because he's not a healthy cute puppy anymore and it makes you feel icky and le bad
RIP HulkiHe leaves 4 kids, 3 with his former wife of appropriate age and 1 newborn girl with his niece He also had 2 matches of suspension at Libertadores to pay
Feeling confident for today’s almuerzo
fala muito mais a verdade não é falada: é cheirada compartilha aí com sua beleza du mãe
>>154518125I knew that old hag had something to do with it
>>154518142yeah, now ask GPT to draw you a father figure next
>>154518159>maionese de casa
>>154518212many such cases unfortunately
>>154518167Valeu beleza
Dani Alves agora é um pregador evangélico.Ele acabou de fazer um discurso para espalhar a mensagem de Jesus Cristo no estádio do Atlético de Madrid na frente de 35.000 pessoas.Ele disse: “Na prisão, Cristo me libertou.”
>>154518212this is what it did
/copalib/ in Paraguay soon.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QMIT1_CPLZw
>>154518260Boto fe
>>154518260Cannonical event of every nordeschino
>>154518260based!
I had a dream cavani had to kick a penalty but my friend was playing a super mario 64 rom that had a screamer in it
>>154518149Noooooo!
>>154518149https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NNhx8Phr058
>>154518597onzinho de setembrochove
Only 6 teams got more wins than losses at BasuleirãoPalmeiras FlamengoFluminenseSão PauloAthleticoBahiaNotice anything?
Welcome to Cerro Porteño, Estrupinho Jr.
Did you know only won team won Basuleirão without losing? it was Inter in 79, they should be granted a golden taça de bolinhas, that’s a HUGE achievement
>>154518714how about you cup these golden bolinhas?
First rule of neetdom, only shower after your third poop of the day
When will inter and gremio do something? Or they turned into eternal sidekick???
>>154518740they are bay/victory tier now
>>154518740anon.....its time to move on
>>154518730>brazilians take 3 shits per day
You guys should watch more futebolas
>>154518597wtf? the building didn't even move...
>>154518808If it has bolas then it's not a futa.
>>154518821Culo.
>>154518828WRONG
>>154518821https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K36GuqJhlh4Physics work diferent here.
I wouldn't click that, not even with a gun pointed to my head
Neymar.. acabou-se...
>>154518821
>>154518880What if I pointed a finger at you?
>>154518308This is the 'people' we're sending to Paraguay and I'm all in favor of it
>URGENTE! Robinho Jr notifica o Santos, acusa Neymar de agressão e fala até em possível rescisão de contrato. O garoto entrou com uma notificação extrajudicial contra o Peixe para cobrar providências em relação ao caso ocorrido com Neymar no treino de ontem. No documento, Robinho Jr faz 3 acusações contra Neymar e cobra reunião com o clube para tratar da rescisão contratual por “ausência de condições mínimas de segurança” no clube. Segundo Robinho Jr, Neymar “proferiu xingamentos de maneira ofensiva”; aplicou “uma rasteira” e desferiu “um tapa violento no rosto”.kkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk
>>154518740Gremio is rebuilding, anon. New diretoria, lots of promising young players... We are selling Viery, Mec and some argentinians like Enamorado and hopefully buy some good players.Binter is goin to the bb. Destroyed base (they are in the série B sub 20 and only losing by goleadas) and old roster with 0 young prospects.
>>154518991what if I pulled it?
>>154517989Sister plate
>>154519011they just want to find a way to cancel his contract without a payout
NEYMAR JR. WELCOME TO
>>154519062It would be extremely stinky.
>>154519132Cincinnati FC
>>154518476>Cannonical event of every nordeschinoWe will live to see hulk becoming a priest
Neymar doesn't deserve bostil. If he had argentinian citizenship he would have already been convocated in their selection by a long time. And if Neymar played in boca and attacked Riquelme's son it wouldn't be all this fuzz, because the argentinian wouldn't be macaco enough to caguetar a internal locker room problem.Yall really think that fights never break out in practice? It's a normal ocurrence. Robinho Jr just wants mídia and he is prejudicing us. Without Neymar, we don't lift the caneco.
>POV: you're Estrupinho Jr
we lived to see neymar get mad at dribblingso, harvey was right, you either die a hero...
>>154519476Lel
>>154519516the bigger they are...
>>154518656Vasco beat half of them
>>154518656all teams from Rio
Moments of tension in flamengo restroom
TROPA DO URSO event in Porto Alegre: CANCELLED
mijo no chimarrão pra povo gozar
defensa y justicia is no longer winning
>>154519476KEK
>>154519626the stinker they fart
deplorable, the best name got the least ammount of votes
>>154520157brazilians want to be american episode 37 season 26
>>154520202nubank is a national company
>>154520202Good thing argentinians are authentic and dont try to be recognized as something else
vinchi mais vinchi mais vinchi mais setchiaí é muito fácil professor é o six-sevem
>>154520157Nubank Arena was the best one. anyway will just call it Palestra from now on, fuck namerights
>>154520472macaco
>>154520618nubank arena betrays the unbroken lineage of parque antarcticaonly a secondary would unironically choose that one
>>154520654you right and that's probably why it was chosen, still Nubank Arena is a better name than Nubank Parque.
they really named their arena after the coldest place on earth
>>154520472Realmente...
>>154520632Meu pau no seu buraco
>>154520868kkkkkkkkkkk
We lost peru and chile Los chankas lost 2 in a row and alianza has now a 3 point leadColo-colo passed limache (they had 1 game less)At least racing won in uruguay
Esos son los mejoresOs picasOs topsMba'e porãiteLibertadoooooores!
>>154518308Dude said he saw one tikt9k and moved to paraguai. Paraguai is fucked
>>154519037Hmmm
Who do you guys pick in the 2 division of the subcelebridade world????
>>154521126jojo todinho x malevola
>>154521126Is the person on the right a biological male
>>154521126Black girls with straightened hair fuck white guys only
>>154519932Defensa bros...
>>154521687holy kwab they just had to beat one of the weakest teams this season
>>154521721actually i say that but GyE(M) ended only one spot below DyJ maybe they aren't as bad as i thought
>>154517415This the thread of all time
>>154521126Which one is taller?
>defensa y justicia>can't defend>loseL O L
Klaus disallowed a decisive palmeiras goal against santos. Someone has been really quiet anout it
Ku Kux Klaus stole my baby
>>154521170>>154521844;)
Why is there no palmeiras schizo?
Endrick and luiz henrique must be called to the world cupI dont understand why ancelotti hasnt figured this out already
>indialol
>>154522121bro...luis enrique retired in like 2004
>>154522171
>mexicohue
>>154522262A mexican replied with the trash x garbage meme
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>the entirety of africaROFL
>>154522121inshallah
>argentinaKEKAROO
>>154522348SH-SHUT UP!!!!
"Velez wins easily", they said
unless Instituto scores 7 goals (possible considering Estudiantes RC is relegation fodder), this is the play-off bracket
>>154522121in the end travecos will inherit the earth
Brazilians look at each other and think "damn, with a wig and a skirt I'd eat your poop".
>>154517415perro caca
Peru caca
>brazilians don't have tutucas
>>154522568>>154522595This but unironically
>>154522568>Brazilian children grow up watching thisAnd then there are people wondering why every single brazilian man is positively addicted to trannies.
eta eta eta eta ta O Messi não tem copaQuem tem copa é o VampetaO ArgenCHINO está chorandoPorque essa copa eu vou ganhar
>>154522677My mom would sing this to every night as I fell asleep.
>>154522677I dont mis 2021, my life has improved significantly
TALI TALI TALIGADOE NAO É PRA CUALQUER UM
>>154522677???
>>154522717*
>>154522482every argenchino team copalib winner that ever won a copalib is in that picturealso the first and last argenchino to ever copalib a winthere's also a team that has 0 (cero) professional titlesone of thems has a stadiums grass lenght 15 meters shorter than the rule says it should beall 6 grandes of argenchino are there (7 if you count huracan)only one of those didn't go to la Bonly one of those isn't a club anymore
>beles
>>154522595>implying you wouldn’t
>>154522697that's awesome kep it going>>154522695If i was the ruler of Brazil, my first order of the day would be send in the army and absorb your nation into the Brazilian federationYour indepedence is a anomaly that must be corrected once and for all ishalah
>>154522755I would gladly sell my country for a well-endowed, cute brazilian tranny.
>>154522753The smell alone would put me off.
>>154522753Once again, wothout the 3 schizoes we revert to posting about transsexualsPlease guys lets talk about beans, jews and brazilian inferiority complex again
>>154522753she looks like she likes women
the quality of the current matches affects or pokes the funny bone of copaIib
/colapib/ is back in shape.
>>154522803The uruguayo wants to get poked in the stinky bone by a tranny piroca.
>>154522121how are my fellow bangladeshi argies doing?
>>154522897One of us does. I, for my part, would top the tranny instead.
ordered some sushi
>>154522924why is every brazilian post so gay
>>154522924>mmmmmm worms-infested favela sushi
>>154522934it's been a coons age and the huzz is coming over tonight
>>154522924I'm going to murder you and your family (close relatives only)
oh no ñuls don't score oh no
>>154523022what could he probably meant by that?
did the sushi arrive already?
oh don't score again ñuls please oh no no
>>154523064yeah
>>154523041If rafinha thinks neymar is so important then he should give up his own spot to have ney.ar called upIn other words he is accusing rafinh of being a hypocrite
Penharol hasnt won a match since the blockade of hormuz started
>>154523103ngl, that looks pretty good. never expected favelados to be good at making sushi.
>Robinho Jr. acusa Neymar de agressão; Santos abre processo internoNeymar should go to prison and have a talk with Robinho senior
>>154523120You could say they've run out of gas.
>>154522776>wothout
>>154523110yeshe should
Literally who is Rafinha in the bread line compared to Boy Ney
Velez won every match against the B5 (big 5), but lost against Riestra, GELP and Ñuls (ñuls only won 3 games in the last 427 days)
>>154522948
>>154523210Dark horseGonna bet everything on them
I don't remember seeing this "Rafinha" guy playing copalib or sudakino, wait, I don't remember him playing those copas de brasil either, or for some shitter like Inter or Nacional. Are you sure he is from there?
>>154523264he's a direct-to-europe literal who
>>154523261the math is talking to me, they are going to lose the first match in an embarassing way
>>154523264same for Shartinelli
>brazilian sushi
>>154523346kek but true
>>154523346ugh
>>154523346Unironically less aesthetically and morally offensive than brazilian "pizza".
>>154523264His entire career took place in Europe. He started in Vitória de Guimarães, then Sporting, Rennes, Leeds then Barcelona
I love going to brazilian buffets. There's this really cheap one I go to that has the door to the mens restroom right next to the kitchen and it's hard to tell which smells worse, but the place is so cheap and the linguiça kinda slaps so I turn a blind eye to the unsanitary conditions and eat four people's worth of slop.
>>154523497No, he started at Avaí
>>154523264GreBinter always go for some uruguashos/chinos or some baiano they gotat 12yoAlso there's a lot of politicagem80% of players go to Santa Catarina or Paraná because there's no room here and the top 20% go to Palmeiras academy
>>154523377It's just bite sized brazilian pizza.
>>154523596youth division only, he hasn't played a game of brasileirão in his life
>>154523666I'd rather have one of those than an actual brazilian pizza. those are just vile with all the shit they pile on top. I swear brazilians don't know about restraint and good taste.
>>154523103They use the same brand of disposable chopsticks here.
>>154523700all you know about "brazilian pizzas" comes from reddit memes
>>154522753negro puto
>>154523700>urugayan pizza
>>154523913that actually looks pretty good
>>154523907tu madre
>>154523918that looks too doughy. i would warm up a piece of pizza just to show to that uruguasho how normal tier brazilian pizza looks like but i've already eaten too much
>>154523596Firmino started in Figueirense and Raphinha started in Avai. SC football still developing world stars
>>154523874Meanwhile
Pizza should be dough, tomato sauce, and mozzarella. Anything else and you're creating a monstrosity.
>>154524030no olives?
>>154523210I thought just Velez empatated?
>>154524043Maybe, but only sparingly. With pizza, the less you add in term of toppings the better.
>>154524067can it be black olives? with seed?these are important questions
>carioca pizza
>>154524030for me, it's blue cheese
>>154524089>black olivesSure>with seedwhat the fuck's wrong with you?Reminds me of the niggas adding raisins to beef empanadas. Some people have no taste.
>>154524111I like feeling the seed in my mouthvamos trikas btw
>>154524092I bet the roaches add a satisfying crunch.
>>154524111what about stuffed olives? olives stuffed with anchovies, pepper, jamon, and my favourite, gorgonzola
>>154524143Now you're taking it too far. That's the problem with you people, you're given an inch and take a mile.
>>154524030For me it's sardines
>>154524222They're fine, but I find their taste to be too invasive on a pizza.
Sports?
>>154524266Tomorrow.
>>154524257That's what I like about it
>>154524266sure, let's talk about mlb, handegg or f1.
why people say trikas? chatgpt AND gemini couldn't answer me
>>154523990nice
>>154523346I'd eat this everyday
>el entorno de Robinho Jr. presentó una notificación formal ante la dirigencia del club solicitando medidas, una investigación interna, acceso a las imágenes del entrenamiento y garantías de seguridad.>la defensa del joven futbolista sostiene que, si el club no atiende los pedidos realizados, la situación podría interpretarse como un “incumplimiento de la confianza contractual” y un “compromiso con la seguridad en el lugar de trabajo”, lo que abriría la posibilidad de una ruptura unilateral del vínculo.>advierten que en caso de no obtener respuesta dentro del plazo fijado, el entorno del jugador de Santos avanzará de forma inmediata por la vía judicial, se incluyen posibles reclamos económicos por perjuicios tanto materiales como emocionales.what is this gay nonsense? is rapinho jr even any good?
>>154524643His father is a felon. Neymar should be worried rn
>>154524030And xocolatl sould be eaten with hot sauce, not sugar
>>154524266Suppotsu
I just witnessed my first ever Bolivian football game between Blooming and Univ Vinto. My god that was fucking painful to watch
>>154524643Neymar gifted him with a way put of tge club
>>154524700No pain, no brain
>>154524719If Neymar gets expelled from the club, would their debt also be gone?
>>154524764bro, you're talking about a club who paid over 400m for Leandro Damião
They hate Neymar, their best player since R9, for wanting to make people happy with futebol. Oh, but they celebrate winning an oscar like it's o mundial.This is the sad reality.
>>154524953It's actually funny how the most paid player in Santos history is not Neymar, Pele nor Robinho, but Leandro Damião
Neymar isn't better than Marcelinho Paraíba or Thiago Neves
kwabinho
I'm gonna admit it:cuscuz is a pretty good way to start the day
>>154525122-t. Cleiton from Xique Xique
>>154525122and cuzpez?
This is white race's biggest accomplishmentMILLIONS died and MILLIONS lived so we could get to this point
>>154525032
>>154525075Thiago Neves is brutally underrated because he was a vagabundo mercenário. He was by far one of the best players in the country back when he played for Fluminense and Flamengo, but he spent 2/3 of his prime years riding camels in Arabia.
>>154525261Cuscuz paulista is probably not that bad. It looks ugly but the ingredients are good and would likely contrast well with the cuscuz itself. I still prefer it with carne de sol and bacon as God intended, but one day I'll try cuscuz paulista and I'll probably like it.
>>154525308Fala Zezé
>>154525355I was in Puerto Seguro for a week and the hotel would make cuscuz everyday with bacon and very well seasoned, this and scrambled eggs and I could chill on the beach until 2pm easily
let's be honest, nordeschinos got good desayunocuscuz and tapioca are goatedi think i'm gonna buy some farinha de tapioca tomorrow hmmmm
how about beans and rice
you know who got bad desayuno?
ajuda
Rivadavia não é uma cidade: entenda de onde é o Independiente, adversário do Fluminense na Libertadores
bro is just posting GE headlines at this point, no effort, nothing, just copy and past might as well be a bot
>>154525537Yes, I am a Globo esporte paid bot
>Robinho Jr. has reportedly accused Neymar of having "hurled offensive insults," tripped him over and delivered "a violent slap to the face."lmao
>>154525537If you put effort into a post in /copalib/ you get one reply saying "I'm not reading all that" and a funny guy trying to find a prefix to call you a schizo. If he just posts news headlines it's because we collectively made him that way.
a mimir, goodbye
>>154524030Add a whole pineapple for that little extra.
some niggas here's entire existence and worth depends on whether they get a reply for their shitty postsI'm those niggas
154526079you aint getting one from me, keep edging
that counts, thank you for validating me I'm going to sleep happy now
154526148whatever makes you sleep better ;)
>>154526079>>154526148
>>154519154For you
checkout this gem from 1990 WC match between BR and ARGhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A4M_tmrz8Iw
check out of my head bro, you are living rent free in it ;)
Odair hellman destroyed luis castro on the interview"If itnwas I thst played with one man up , with 3 defenders and 2 volantes, poeple would have cut my neck, saying i am retranqueiro"
answer with yes or no: have you ever had beans for breakfast?
>>154527304Yes
Reheat the beans, this is going to be a long one.
Robinho Jr. sounds like a bit of an entitled brat. And Neymar is a little bitch too but not because he bullied Robininho
Soon
Apparently Robinho jr. is looking for a one way out of Santos and Neymar gave him that
Welcome to __________>>154528664
>>154528693Bahia (his dad played for Man City)
that robinho junior is not related to the real robinho btw, stolen valor type situation
Brazilians get told they are going to a city full of men but then it's just a football club like any other.
Cidade dos Homens is Cidade de Deus' lesser known TV sibling.
>>154528702They're from the same studio
>>154526888Everybody shitted on Castro for this. But playing retrancado was the right decision, if we opened up we would lose.Binter plays retrancado at home and Baldasso thinks Pezollano is a genius.
>>154528743Isn't it the one with Acerola? I used to watch it all the time, it was very good
>>154528828Yes.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K0kbHQGtTVM
>>154528823Type of shit you’ll only see people defending because it’s a foreign coach kekIf you can’t play against a 10 men team it’s because your whole idea of football is failed
A 10 man team is much stronger because the missing link means everyone else is 10% more connected.
Grêbbbio has a tradition where players bond together at the back of the bus thoughThey’re can avatar into each other
AY AY RIBERGUENZATANTA MONDÁ QUE HABLASTE DE BORJAAHORA TE CULEA ATLETICO TUCUMONO DE LOCALTE TOCA VER A SALAS Y A COLIDIOHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA
>>154528885Why is it exactly 10%?
Grêmio goes to the back of the bus to please himself. binter goes to the back of the bus because it’s the only place they’re allowed (they’re blacks).
>>1545288830x0 away a good result though. The idea of football would be failed if he opened up and conceded a gol. Both teams were being retranqueiros and Atheltico is better then us. If we were playing some shitters like binter we would go attack mode and probably win by like 3x0 again
>>154528115Robinho jr saw a way of becoming famous
>>154529118>>154523642
>>154518740Fuck i actually meant to quote this one
>copalib is back>gordinha coming home tonight>gonna watch the games, eat papitas and get my dick suckedlife's good lads
>>154517834Cute
We cant go on togetherWith vinicius eyes
>>154529257this image is photoshopped
>>154528938That's how much humans use their brains.
>>154529257
Does brazil have more or less cases of domestic violence than the us?
>>154529200>>154529118Thanks bro
Ok i want to retract myself.The anon who said there are dedicated vinizetes was right. If you mention that he only has 8 goals for the nt they get mad
Vini nao tem mundial
>/sp/ put into a collective meltie because THE PLAYERS picked Vini over Le DictatorLmao
>>154529437they hate vini because he has no ears#stopearacism
>>154529437>Le DictatorWhat does messi have to do with this?
STORY TIME> O rachão já estava "quente", e antes desse desentendimento Willian Arão já havia sido expulso por Cuca. O motivo: o volante se incomodou com chegadas fortes de 1 ou 2 jogadores da base e "deu o troco". Cuca não gostou e o expulsou;> Após a expulsão de Arão, Robinho Jr teria provocado: "viu? Ninguém pode tocar nele". Neymar interveio e teria dito algo como: "moleque, fica quieto, cala a boca, tu tem 18 anos, nem fez gol no profissional ainda". Robinho Jr respondeu e eles discutiram;>Na pausa para hidratação, jogadores do Santos comentaram que Robinho Jr estava "folgado". Neymar afirmou que resolveria;> Cuca sentiu o clima quente e promoveu um treino '1x1'. Neymar pediu para enfrentar Robinho Jr;> No 1x1, Neymar entrou duro, mas Robinho Jr passou pelo craque e o deixou no chão. Robinho Jr perdeu o gol, e Neymar provocou: "por isso que não tem gol no profissional". Robinho Jr respondeu algo como: "pelo menos não fiquei no chão";>Neymar se sentiu ofendido e levantou para responder. Há quem diga que foi um "tapão na cara" e há quem afirme que "não foi nada de mais";> Após ser agredido, Robinho Jr sentiu o baque, ficou com lágrimas nos olhos e foi embora. Neymar percebeu na hora o seu erro e foi atrás de Robinho Jr para pedir desculpas;> Mesmo com o pedido de desculpas, Robinho Jr deixou o CT muito irritado e contou para a senpaiília, que enviou a notificação extrajudicial ao Santos.
ficou quente no banheiro com o peladinho do carai
>>154529544You can’t simply say stuff like that
>>154529299Neymar's time
>>154529552>t. peladinho do carai
>>154529592Você tá folgado, moleque
>>154529536Thanks for the context
>>154529536the verdict is that robinho jr is a brat that needs rape correction, internegerational justice the only way the world can be set back on its course and brazil goes back to winning
Therr are also endrickzetes
>>154529536Is this fanfic? Reads like one
>>154529536>o rachão estava quenchi
It would be nice if someone made a chart showing which position each br libertadores team ended up in the brasileirao of the same year
>>154529766
>>154518740The truth is that relegation has been extremely punishing on big clubs for a while. Before you think about the gaúchos, consider that every grande relegated after 2012 never fully recovered. By virtue of poor management by all clubs and messy league organisation, every relegated club could come back and fight at the top like nothing had happened.Two years after Série C, Fluminense finished 3rd. One year after their first Série B, Palmeiras finished 4rd. Then Grêmio come back too and finish 3rd. Corinthians were relegated in 2007, but they won the Copa do Brasil two years after and would eventually go on to win Brasileirão, Copalib and Mundial in the following years. Vasco too bounced back pretty quick the first time.But as the clubs professionalised and the financial gap started to increase, the consequences of relegation started to become harsher and cause long-term suffering to the clubs. You can draw the line in 2013 when Vasco were relegated and Fla-Flu escaped narrowly. From there on, every big club that gets relegated faces a financial and political meltdown which forces them to struggle for years and years with only a few glimpses of brilliance in the middle. Vasco had a decent 2017, Inter were strong in 2020 and 2023, and so was Grêmio in that same year. But they can't be consistent because of all the irreversible damage that was caused.I can't pinpoint the exact reason, but I'd guess it has to do with how grandes spend recklessly and directly depend on league and cup prizes to survive. Coxa and Athletico seem to have bounced back (although it's early to tell) just fine, but no grande has truly recovered from relegation since 2013.
you just know the faggot has a chart for fucking everything
>>154529536Cuca seems rather passive, ehich is abd. I wonder if his salary is among the top 5 in brasileirao coaches.
>>154529815
>he's still scamming tricoletesBASED
>>154529832Sao paulo decided not to end his contract. Mulher de malandro mentality.
>>154529824Fun fact: none of these portuguese coaches won the portuguese league.
Neymar arriving in the hotel in pedro juan caballero
>>154528823Claudio Castro, former RJ governor?
>>154529949feijoada arms
>>154529299Peladinhas sem gol
>>154529536@grok turn this into a gay fanfic
Murio Menotti
oh fuck I went back in time againremember to buy gold guys
>>154529980No, aquele que te comeu e te largou sem deixar rastro
>Portugal 2nd division>Ukranian League>Qatari Cup>Saudi Cup >Taça Rio>Campeonato GaúchoAre we too deep into the obsession with Portugas? This is Caio Castro's CV
what kind of shirt do adults use? i don't want to use oversized shirts, too old for thatbut i also don't like polo shirts
can't wait to watch world cup with coworkers, blessed time, the whole team just bonds together like a family
>>154530212You can't go wrong with button ups. And they're sufficiently diverse to suit your taste whatever it is.
Neymar is very mature
Já foi postado, filho da putaAcompanha a porra do fioPorra Caralho
>>154530192Ukranian league is harder than any sudaca league except the brasileirao
>Campeonato Mineiro>Campeonato Baiano>Campeonato Gaúcho>Recopa GaúchaAre we too deep into the obsession with negros? This is Roger Machado's CV
>>154529824what the fuck
I don’t hate nerman but his downfall is hilariousI’m glad he came back, seeing him get ragdolled by semi amateur players from Paraguay is beautifulFunniest thing is he could be destroying at Cincinnati Cinammon Buns and would 100% be at WC but chose this instead
Vai pra Copa caralhoNeymar filha da putaTa brigando com o RobinhoAtrapalhando o treino do Cuca
What the fuck meu arsenal plays today, totally forgot about itSee you in a couple of hours when Arteta puts spee into a meltie
It’s really hard to tell which day of the week is it when you’re not workingWho the fuck even keeps track of these stuff
>>154530324Roger managed Fluminense in the 2021 Campeonato Carioca.I still wish to see him succeed.
>>154530365I do a fart count. Mondays I’m allowed to fart once, Tuesdays twice etc. if by any chance I mess up, then it gets really complicated but most weeks I stand by it
>>154530192post his full CV, coward!>2008 Breakout of the year of the "Minha Novela" magazine>2008 Breakout star of Prêmio Jovem Brasileiro>2010 Best national actor for Capricho Awards>2010 Colyrium of the Year for for Capricho Awards>2010 Best Romantic Pair for "Portal O Planeta">2010 Gato do Ano for the MdeMulher Magazine>2010 Couple of the year of the "Minha Novela" magazine>2010 Gato do Ano for Meus Prêmios Nick>2013 Best national actor for Capricho Awards>2013 Best national actor for Capricho Awards (yes, twice)>2013 teen idol for Prêmio Extra de Televisão>2013 Best actor of Prêmio Jovem Brasileiro>2015 Best actor of Prêmio Jovem Brasileiro>2015 Best national actor for Capricho Awards>2017 Best actor of Prêmio Jovem Brasileiro>2017 Nelson Rodrigues Awards>2018 Best actor of Prêmio Jovem Brasileiro>2019 Best actor of Prêmio Jovem Brasileiro>2019 Best actor of Séries em Cena Awards>2020 Best actor of Prêmio Jovem Brasileiro>2020 Couple of the year for Prêmio F5>2020 Sexiest Man for Prêmio F5>2021 Best actor of Prêmio Jovem Brasileiro
>>1545304182 Gatos do Ano at the same year is quite impressive ngl
It would be nice if someone made a chart showing rape allegations for each br team.
>>154530272This is written by a woman while she flicks her bean and imagines all the players being shirtless, sweaty and with multiple felonies on their record.
>>154530394>Mondays I’m allowed to fart once, Tuesdays twice etc.W-what about sexday?
>>154530341>Cincinnati Cinammon Bunskek
BREAKING NERMAN NEWSBREAKING NERMAN NEWS
>>154530577We already have a Cavani
>>154530553Lmao>>154530507I fart 5 times, but if I mess up on Monday, then I follow a fibonacci sequence
Macaco resgatado
>>154530577Insolito
>>154530577neymar to boca/river would be kino
>>154530255games will happen at night
Culo que rezonga pide poronga.
>>154530590Lmao they kept the monkey in a bird cage? Are drug dealers running out of money?
>>154530424Vasco do acre - 5Botafogo de sao paulo - 3Santos - 1
Biblically accurate angel di maria
Does anybody know the context
Julián Álvarez, Hazlo
>>154531119Hmmm no.
>>154531144Sapardo, calm down
>>154530995It's the 2002 world cup when Brasil almost didn't qualify for it
>>154530995Hear no evil.
>>154530212How fat are you?
>>154531443This is how brazilians ask for penis size in the wild.
>>154531454If you're fat it doesn't matter your size. It'll always be small
I'm just like Neymar. I never won a World Cup or a Balloon Dor too
Big and thin or small and fat? Which do you prefer?
There are /copalib/ regulars who are watching the Champions League right now and I am disgusted.
sorry but not sorry if you never played a single brasileirao game you shouldn't be ablento play for the national NT team
>>154532153that's me!!! though I only watch SF and Final
>>154532153I would be watching it if I had a tv
>nooooooooooooo you have a duty to watch..... uhhhhh.... *check notes* ypiranga vs ituano!!!!!
I'd rather kill your whole family in an eco sport incident than to watch euroslop
>>154530995https://www.instagram.com/p/DDNPTlGRpol/
>>154532650Thanks
mc.diny, I love whores who look like that
brazil has a state owned bean company called "Feijao Feliz" and their slogan is "at least 2 farts per bean or we give you back your bananas"
>>154533354that's not true actually
>>154533797you mean they keep your bananas?
The NT team should play every Brazilian team in every division. Whoever scores a goal can be part of the NT
Sometimes when you got nothing good to say the best thing to do is calar a boquinhaDon't come here saying everything that crosses your mind, enjoy the silence, let time mature your thoughts and then, only then, post it here
ALL I EVER WANTED ALL I EVER NEEDED IS HERE, IN MY HOUSEBEANS ARE VERY UNNECESSARY THEY CAN ONLY DO FARTS
claude, deepseek and kimi entertain whatever crosses my mind no matter how stupid thoughever
>>154534603>claude, deepseek and kimiNever heard of them, which serie do they play in?
>>154534517The same applies to you. Or even better don't come here anymore if it bothers you so much
A FRAUDE CHAMADA SIMEONE
Diante deste cenário, o camisa 10 entrou na mira do gigante Boca Juniors. As informações são do jornal argentino Olé. De acordo com a imprensa do país vizinho, o cenário ganhou força após a ida de Ney com o Santos para Buenos Aires para enfrentar o San Lorenzo, dia 20 de maio, pela Sul-Americana.
>>154535028Part of neymars payment guarantee is santos youth system. Boca is a self respecting team, they would never allow that
>>154535040>Boca is a self respecting team
Mineiro doesn't stand a chance. The people of las piedras are renowned for their black magic and right now they're channeling a spell to give every single mineiro player a career-ending injury.
>>154535130Hulk syphoned all the bad energy and took it to fluminense.
>>1545350281 year later: Neymar is sent off against Barracas Central after cursing the referee
>>154535142wow this is just like avengers infinity war!!!!
/colapib/ is dead
>eating sopa de musculo while watching kino Abel Lixeira ball
gremio, palmerdas and secanucas are playing
>>154535224>kino Abel Lixeira ballThat's the opposite of kino
>sporting cristal stadium is emptyperuANObros...
>>154535130mineiros use pickaxes to break piedras
>>154535313Fuck, I hadn't considered that.
man, this team is so fucking garbage. i hate abel lixeira so much
Neymar arrived at recoleta stadium to the sound of "um tapinha não dói"https://x.com/fla_infos/status/2051772609264549916?s=48&t=ftZaclefYYYmlybQShf4pQ
for me, it's Palmeiras struggling against Zé Ricardo's Sporting Cristal
>x.com
>>154535391I love this man
>>154535391I see that Recoleta is a big Pelé fan, it's written on their stadium's walls
>>15453539713th place on the peruvian league
>>154535409You win
>4th of July 2026, Saint George Floyd Memorial Arena, Dallas California
>>154535489why is palmeiras playing in california?
>>154535489is he doing a homage to that one corinthians player?
>>154535496californiaaaaahere we cooooooome
>>154535499who? anyway he probably was at Corinthians Arena and saw Flaco celebrating like that
golaço from the black pelé of ecuator, Alan BidaJuventud 0 - 1 Atlético MG
anyone here has watched pink flamingos? I watched female trouble last sunday and now I'm obsessed on john waters work
>>154535556The prophecy came true, the mineiros brought their pickaxes.
Grêmio gets a penalty or a red every gameThat's the power of cacetinho and rice money, imagine if they had bean money flowing in
>Adorni got dirty money from someone named feijobrazilians need to stop meddling with argentinian politics
INSOLITO: Mineiro logra lo imposible haciendo uso de sus picas contra Juventud de "Las Piedras"
>>154535819
>palmeiras winning>arse is in the finalBig day for footy fans
Los picapiedras
>>154535926A swing and a miss (of the pickaxe)
>>154535922Are they saying they were refballed?
>>154535926dogs are put down for less than that
>>154535926
Schizo time
It hurts to say, but my man Sosa is getting up there in age and it's showing.
New dinho is flourishing right in front of us
Juventud 0 - 2 Atlético MG
these games are fucking depressing, brazilian b teams playing semi amateur shitters on empty stadiums
Juventud 1 - 2 Atlético MG right after
It's just not right...
>>154536479https://youtube.com/shorts/-dp4ucQO_HA?si=ahIQr_U5rsytSJsF
>>154536447And losing!
the piedra black magic worked....Juventud 2 - 2 Atlético MG satanic
Last time brazilians won sulamericana pelé was alive and messi had no world cups
>>154536586The most dangerous lead
>>154535989they are saying they are the good guys
>>154536633In copalib, on tv or in your head?
>>154536586lol
Fun fact, Pelé was short for Peladinho.
>>154536586>cuguloso was goleated by this
>>154536586Told you so, Las piedras is a city of black magic.
>>1545367043-0 is not goleada, how many times do we have to teach you?
I wish conmebol was in charge of this board's moderation so they can ban all the racist argentinians we have here on /copalib/
sentiu
>>154535162Can you imagine Neymar being targeted in Argentinão? He'd retire without both of his legs
>Barcelona-BocaThe absolute state of the field
>>154536719Beating your opponent is goleada by definition.
>argentinos have hantaviruscareful
hanta baka!?
>>154536762He's get a round of applause after every match.
boquita
Qué cancha de mierda loco. En ecuador no conocen de drenajes?
>>154536797hehe
>>154536865too much work
>>154536785Don’t let them into the general
>>154536865El colombiano que habla como argentino que vive en brazil, escucha música portorriqueña y come como venezolano.
>>154535240these three won
>speaking Spanish is speaking like Argentinian in 2026I thought you were Italian
>>154536920I'm many things, black is not one of them.
>>154536946So how’s tranny life in nuñez?
>>154536977Wouldn't you like to know.
>>154536803He's sent to the hospital every match, it's what you mean
BREY MURIÓ
>neymar laughing about the racism protocolthat's why you're not going to the cup
>>154537050>Boca left with a 40 year old third goalkeeper for 2 competitions It's over
wait neymar is actually playing today
>another red cardWhat a bunch of retarded fucks
did we colonize paraguay or something? basically only santistas in the stands
hahahahaha
Chiqui bros, we have been exposed
>I was just a fluke afterall.I can't believe we're going to be relegated again, Coxa bros...
>>154537268is he slipping or something wtf is his problem
Now Bover loses today and on thursday and it'll be a good week.
Is my nigga Cavani still alive? I haven't seen him in months.
>>154537286cual es tu club?
>>154537278Is coritiba playing?NoIs coritiba being mentioned?YesHow do we call this?
>>154537294He's been injured for months. Bah, at least that's the official version.
>>154537323Venting.
>>154537323Coritivitis
>>154537328That's a shame. Well, at least he's collecting his Boca bucks, I guess, so that's something.
>>154537323>How do we call this?Jewishness
Benemuerto
>>154537411neymar's number are really impressive considering he's been a zombie for the last 2 years
>>154537411Ok, but who are the top scorers of brasileirao this decade?
>>154537435Didn't he play like 200 games before the age of 21 or sumthin'?
>>154537439
what was the deal with hamtaro?
ROBE BOCAROBE
recoleta stadium is quite full
>>154537233Recoleta is just a microbe club
chiqui called
>>154537268https://youtu.be/Aa-ZIXJdDW4
>gabigolKEK
Thread de culeados por Boca?
>>154537349This is what brazilians call farting.
Is this the rugby general? I like to watch men that aren’t pathetic human sub- species
>>154537529Move on then
>>154537529you like to watch men? uhh anon...
artilhou a porra nessa cueca com a beleza do povo
how many goals today?
>brey actually got injured>Javier Garcia playing little mouthplease
golaço do always ready
GOLACOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>l'anus
Post webm
>Lanushhh....
>>154537609
webmGOLACOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>154537553TManlet
>>154537233Neymar is just that cool for some people
>>154537684>>154537684>>154537684
>>154537681Juventud-esque
>>154537681you know what they say, you miss every shot you don't take
>>154537681>"la pelota no dobla they said..."
>>154537659>>154537669Kkkkkkkkkkk>>154537681Golaço
>>154537681Altitud
>>154537278Chapecoense, Remo, Corinthians and Santos are already relegated this year
fuck a.nal
>>154535568all I remember is the perro caca snack in the ending, it's just edgy tranny shit with terrible script and acting, not worth anyone's time
