do they both come out to GSTK or what
Hello I'm Scottish and gay
really confident heartsbros ngl
Repost from other thread:>Win for Rangers -Celtic could afford a draw (against Rangers or Motherwell) + 2 wins = Title.>Win for Hearts -Rangers are done and dusted BUT Celtic would need 3 wins + overturn Hearts current +5 GD (e.g. 3-0 win final game)>Draw -3 wins for Celtic OR 1 draw v Rangers + 2 wins AND +5 GD overturn.Basically a Rangers win would be best for Celtic arithmetically, but that also leaves Rangers still with a chance of winning title. My preference but, as said, every result here has it's plus and minuses.
Teams?Time? Channel? Fuck me
>>154517506>Teams?Angus McHaggis in goal
If one of the Old Firm wins the league football is officially dead. The final nail in the coffin
>>1545175061730Probably can find on uk sky sports or rtéCan't find lineups yet
>>154517506Few bings - 17:30Channel - some crack stream siteTeams - gimme a sec
>we need a clean sheetDANNY!WE NEED A FUCKING WIN MATE
>>154517506
>>154517530does hearts really have a 4-4-2nice
Heart of Midlothian Football Club are called "the Jambos" as a shortened version of their original nickname, "the Jam Tarts". This nickname originated from Cockney rhyming slang, where "Hearts" became "Jam Tarts" (Hearts/Tarts), which later evolved into "Jambos".
>>154517530
Lads I don't know if i'm getting old but I've started to enjoy listening to games on radio over watching them recently. Thx for reading.
Didn't know Rangers were Ngubu FC
>5 (five) english Englishmen in the Rangers starting 11
Who’s this wee gimp
who's the old fella?
>>154517568thats Jock McSporran, Hearts legend
>>154517568Richard Branson
>>154517568my da
So how's >our fellow satellite club doing? Any players ready to move to Brighton?
>>154517568Graham Souness
>>154517568Craig Levein
>>154517568Chick Young
thread anthem https://youtu.be/lfBdGT4dn4E?si=NBVlykxm_MTqN_sm
Rangers are rank man
such a tonic to the shite that was on previously
riggi cunt this ref
>>154517607Favourites, bizarrely Hearts haven't lost at home this season.But Rangers need the win more, I guess
just had roast lamb will have a bath at half time hop into bed and fall asleep listening to 2nd half try to get my 12 hours in comfy me
>>154517627The chelsea game? I enjoyed that
>>154517568Youngest Hearts fan to have watched them win the league.
should've scored thatwas basically uncontested
Lets go Hearts
mon' the hearts
Speaking of Scotland. Scots any optimism for this World Cup campaign to finally get through the round of 32 or just enjoying the moment? I'd say if Shankland was around they'd do well better than tattooed cornball Lyndon Dykes
Why so many Iri*h flags for a Scottish premiership game
>>154517684I just hope they gie it more of a go than they have in the previous two tournaments. agreed on Dykes, he is finished as a professional footballer. would want Ross Stewart taken ahead of him but Dykes will defo be on the plane. Just hope Shankland starts and McTominay and McGinn play at their best, then we definitely have a chance of making it out the group. I'm actually going to the Haiti game
Hearts are rank man
>>154517684>through the round of 32 Need to get there first.Which would be progress Haiti tho.
RANGERS RANGERS RANGERS RANGERS RANGERS RANGERS RANGERS RANGERS RANGERS RANGERS RANGERS RANGERS RANGERS RANGERS RANGERS RANGERS RANGERS RANGERS RANGERS RANGERS RANGERS RANGERS RANGERS RANGERS RANGERS RANGERS RANGERS RANGERS RANGERS RANGERS RANGERS RANGERS RANGERS
>farts
That'll do.back in your box Jambos!
what a fluke lmao
How are Hearts top? They look so average...
WE'RE BOUNCY BOUNCY BOUNCY BOUNCY LALALALAALALA
keeper didn't even jumpthat's shocking
>>154517757First time I've seen Hearts live and their keeper looks shit.
a foul because he kicked through and hit the manriggi riggi
SURELY the league needs to rig this for Hearts
>>154517776if they cared about the league more than they care about the big 2 yeah
>>154517767just admit you support celtic
Nothing ever happens
>>154517782can't admit something that isn't trueI want Hearts to win the league because it's more interesting
Fuck it, I'm watching Donnie Brasco instead
>>154517776
Hearts playing like somebody put a curse on them
>>154517808You can lead the league all season, it's who's there at the end that counts. Bottle merchants.
>Celticwinslol
>>154517838Man CelticRangerpoolHeartsenal
>>154517820>Bottle merchants.But enough about Celtic and Rangers in Europ. competitions
>>154517853S W I T Z E R L A N
stood on and jumped from his anklecould've been really bad
>>154517859That Famed Nation of Endless European Club Competition Success
reckon hearts need a goal here
>>154517877Was your Prime Minister really some Muslim guy
Remember when the Scots voted to remain in the United Kingdom?
>"mugged by Diomande"bit racist no?
>>154517887'He' was actually female.Allegedly.
BOOOOO
>>154517776Hearts, a jew club. Not a chance it'll be rigged for them.
Why have the Jambos, the Jam Tarts, the Humphrey Bogarts, the Dark Arts, the Wolfgang Amadeus Mozarts, the Watery Farts, the René Descartes, the Gorgie Road Hearts, filled their nappies up here with endless sharts? Have they actually been dog shite this whole time?
The players know the fans want the rival to NOT win the league whatever the price. The fans know the players don't care as long as they make enough dosh. The fans know the players know about this situation. The players know the fans know about this situation. And yet we repeat this cosplay every year. I think football will pretty much collapse together with the demographic collapse
>>154517986>I think football will pretty much collapse together with the demographic collapseBecause at a certain age people can't be that stupid and fall for this charade anymore, right?
>>154517985>the Watery Fartsaccurate
>>154517941>Hearts, a jew club
Two sofascore bars in favor of Hearts, we're so fucking back
WE'RE BACK
I apologise for watching the first half Heartsbros, I've learned they never score when I'm watching
UNCHAIN MY HEART KYZIRIDES FINDS THE SECRET COMBINATION
tony bloom? wtf i hate hearts now
>>154518145Tones a funny geezerCount your fingers after shaking hands, but, there's worse
>>154518170rather have him than any american owner desuseems to be able to keep a club profitable and reasonably competitive without sinking them with massive debt interest repayments
>>154518170he'd bottle up your piss and sell it
Do you think Bryan Ferry is watching in his living room
>>154518209yeah with a big mug of tea that says "#1 JAMBO FAN"
A lot of "diversity" in this Rangers side
>>154518244glasgow orangutans
MIDLOTHIAN MIDLOTHIAN MIDLOTHIAN MIDLOTHIAN
CAM ON HEARTS
kino
DON'T LET THIS SLIP
Football is saved
HHahahah get fucked rangers Hirre more blacks
Ranbery
if rangers r out of the picture, the only thing they have left to play for is spoiling celtic's title challenge right?
>>154518302The age of the Ngubu has indeed passed
STOP THE COUNT
NANANNANNANANANANANAPAULO SERGIO
hearts gk never makes that savetony bloom has never found a good goalie probably because they're the least profitable players in any squad
>>154518313If they were being evil/smart, they'd lose by a few more here. As it stands, Celtic will (probably) need 3 wins inc. 3-0 v Hearts. Every goal more here adds another to the GD. Motherwell could ibv. still fuck Hearts tho, etc.
Why does it feel like Hearts have spent most of this season on the verge of bottling it yet they are still top?
hearts are a stellar team(omada)
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>154518392Since October they've been beat-the-old-firm merchants who stink up the field against everyone else.
>>154518392One Man.
WHAT A DIVE
cheatingubu
if that's a penalty then i'll show you a scotsman who lived past 60
I was gonna mock the duopoly of Scottish football since 1984 until I remembered that La Liga is pretty much Real Madrid and Barcelona (occasional Atletico champion during off periods)
>>154518433Why is it considered OK to say this shit about the Scot’s but no one ever says shit about the English? No wonder we want independence
>>154518453>look up first ever Sunny SPL season>same two clubs in 1st and 2nd
>>154518463>t. 59 year oldTick Tock, Jock.
>>154518453rarely if ever get a 3 horse race in any leaguebayern walk the league, PSG walk the league, inter are walking the league etcenjoy it while it's here
>>154518453La Liga is basically financially rigged so no-one else can win. The gulf in Scotland shouldn’t be as big.
>>154518053Morpheus, can we pull an Early Life check on this "Bloom" guy?
>>154518463well i have a scottish friend whom i've known for many years and both his parents have long been dead, either for reasons due to having bad health.most of my friends in england, especially growing up, would have parents who had divorced, but in scotland its that their parents are already dead.
>>154518479The blue horse just died tho.Evan a draw now would be arguably worse for them, Huns would string Danny up.
>+Until Rangers scoresMost rigged match I've seen since Villa-Spurs.
>until rangers score
7 mins fucking fuck me
Typical taig referee. 7 fucking minutes.
Rangers threw it to ensure Celtic did not win the league LMAO!
17 minutes added on.
>>154518526Based if true
qt
>>154518526I hope this is try and Rangers plan to play hard against Celtic next week despite it being a meaningless game
rangers should consider purchasing some less melanated footballers
centre of midlothian
Too many soulless ngubus for Rangers
surely hearts winning the league is good for scottish football?
IN EVERY DREAM HOME A HEARTS FANAND EVERY MATCH THEY PLAYTAKES US CLOSER TO HEAVEN
We did it ladsOfficial thread themehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bpA_5a0miWk
Jambo setting themselves up for bigger Heartbreak
>>154518561liver of midlothian
based and hearts-pilled
need a webm of bloom slurping down water
KINO
>the city of sevco
How do you say "d-dad?" in Scottish?
UNCHAIN MY HEAAAARTSSS (unchain my heaaarts)
>>154518600gr-grave?
Based good guys
>>154518604unkind.
I never stopped believing.
hearts won scotland
>>154518619>#AlbertKiddFCNever ForgetIt's hope that will kill you.
This level of sovl confuses and terrifies the taig
It's clear what the problem here is. Money. Rangers need A LOT more money to beat Hearts.They should find a masonic bank manager to give them loans which they can't repay and then operate an illegal tax scheme to defraud His Majesty's Revenue Services and prevent money going to the Armed Forces.
How many matches are left in the Scottish league? What does Hearts need to be crowned champions?
So which part of Midlothian are you lads from?
>>154518660three matchdayssee >>154517502
>>154518669The Queens Ferry for me
>>154518660 >What does Hearts need to be crowned champions?Hahhaaa
>>154518660Three matches but one of them is against Celtic. Right now they lead them by 3 points and a +5 GD.
celty bros i don't feel so good
Bloom has pretty much fulfilled his promise of Hearts splitting the old firm within 5 to 10 years of his takeoverCongratulations to him. Lots of doubters when he originally said thst.
>>154518727With Great Contribution from Nancy + Russel Useless tbf.
Are tony was loving it the dayBuild the statue
I can see Hearts dropping points against Motherwell and/or Falkirk.
>>154518747Everybody can drop points against Motherwell. But Hearts def. can, yup.
The Rangers' downfall as a club has to be studied in how pathetic it has been. Makes current Man United look like a competent club.
>>154518669The heart
>>154517568Thought it was Miles Brooks back for revenge at first.
>>154518727>Bloom did itWasn't just him though, was it. Think you'll find he's extremely lucky that a certain mute retard sat on £80m whilst recruiting two complete spastics and actively chasing multiple title winners out the door. Congrats to Hearts though, they've set a high standard in scouting which Celtic now need to match. Although I suspect Dermot Desmond isn't up to that challenge.
>>154518831Timmy is seething.
>>154518831What are you talking about lad? They split the old firm by beating gers you absolute spanner
>>154518863You're right. Not at Hearts though, Congrats to them on being Champions-elect. All seethe is aimed at unqualified mute spastics on £800k a year and a billionaire OAP who's completely lost his touch.>>154518870>t. ignorant spastic who clearly doesn't follow Scottish football
Rangers really needed to win the league this season. They would have been straight through to the CL groups and secured the millions.
>>154518863Wouldn't you be, if the people running your club are sitting on a massive cash reserve but have pretty much weakened their squad the last 3 or 4 transfer windows, then hired a meme manager from mls?
>>154518896This. Direct CL entry and they've completely fucked it after overspending this season. Cost cutting now required. Maybe they should use Bloom's analytics company.
Based Rangers sabotaging Celtic at all costs. Even if it means bankrupting themselves
>>154518422For non celtic fans does he go down as the most based black man in the history of Scottish football?
>>154518927"psssstt... don't forget they hired me too: 'Doctor Football' at your service. Want a Japanese Uni striker to replace your goal-scoring talisman?"
>>154519064I'm a Celtic fan and I've almost got to admire the bastards consistency. Absolutely fucking useless. MLS 'managers', never, NEVER again.
How does the SPL workDid hearts already win?
>>154517568the singer in thishttps://youtu.be/B4tmRLfuVVMrecording made during the 85/86 season when Hearts lost the league on GDthe original https://youtu.be/7tcXXLy4bwM
>>154529053there's three games left. because it's a twelve team league everyone playing eachother four times would be too many games to fit in, only playing twice would be way too few, they keep it at 38 fixtures by splitting the league into top/bottom groups after everyone has played eachother three times, there's a few other leagues that have similar systems.
celtic's drop off from last season to make this an actual title race is wild.
>>154529382The goals scored vis a vis last year is crazy
>>154529382wow hearts won last season too??
>>154529053Traditionally its a fight to see who gets third place as the only metric worth paying attention to as Celtic and Rangers are normally guaranteed to get the top two spots.
Alright, now I actually believe Hearts will win this. We're in potential choke territory now. Celtic not winning must decide it if Hearts win their game. And even if Celtic win, Hearts can even lose up to 2:0 to Celtic if they can get the rest done, can't they?I must admit, I didn't believe Hearts could do it. And I felt proved a few times when checking results. Respect, they seem to persevere. What made them so good compared to last season?
>>154529790assuming both celtic and hearts win their next two games, celtic would need to beat hearts and have overturned their goal difference. celtic fans are kind of pissed about the hibs game at the weekend because of this even though they won, hibs goal was a clear handball before he scored and should have been disallowed, and there was an obvious two handed shove that should have given them a penalty but was ignored by VAR, it could have been 3-0 instead of 2-1 which is massive swing with how close it is at this stage.
>>154529790>What made them so good compared to last season?Brighton owner Tony Bloom invested in Hearts last year so they've got access to his scouting network now, can't take anything away from how they've improved but really it's Celtic that have thrown it away up til now, if Hearts win their last three games they'll be on 85 points, that wouldn't be enough to win the league most seasons.
